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My... this is really
coming along here.
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Hey, I'll take
a Seven and Seven.
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- What are you doing?
- A little plumbing.
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A little plumbing.
Got to plumb.
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Plumb the depths...
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the depths of hell.
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What is this thing,
marble, this bar?
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Yeah.
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Ever schlep marble?
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You ought to try
schlepping marble one day.
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It's a schlep.
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Okay, so you just
sign these two, okay?
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- Lou-man.
- How are you?
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Good, how are you doing?
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I gotta talk to the meat guy,
see you guys later.
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Larry, hey, I am
so glad you came in.
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Hello, Hugh.
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I have invited everybody...
all the other investors,
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over to my house
for a pool party,
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and I had hoped to invite you
and here you are.
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- Everybody's going?
- Yep, yeah.
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- Terrific.
- And now you.
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All right, all right.
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Well, that's terrific.
Hopefully see you Sunday.
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Hey, Hugh...
that sounds funny.
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Didn't you tell me that you're the head
of Mellon-Ritter Publishing?
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And you do "Bartlett's
Quotations," right?
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That is the flagship
of our fleet, yeah.
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Okay, 'cause my friend,
Richard Lewis,
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wants to get into
"Bartlett's Quotations."
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He has a quotable quote?
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He coined the phrase,
"The blank from hell."
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- That's his?
- Absolutely.
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It's been around
for some time.
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No, that's his.
"The blank from hell," yeah.
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You know, like,
the "woman from hell" or...
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- The "mother-in-law from hell," yeah.
- Yeah, whatever.
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Yeah, I will, I'll run this by
my partner..."The blank from hell."
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- Yeah.
- Look forward to seeing you Sunday.
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Okay.
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Hey. How are you?
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- Good.
- So what's going on, man?
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- You going to his pool party?
- Yeah, I am, yeah, I am.
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Wearing a bathing suit?
You going swimming?
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- Speedo. Speedo.
- Speedo?
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Yeah. Listen, I am bringing
somebody there.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah, Susie.
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- Ah...!
- Yeah, yeah, I know...
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Uh-huh.
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Keep this under wraps,
'cause this is...
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I shouldn't say anything
'cause this is not...
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you can tell Cheryl.
That's it, okay?
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Susie's pregnant.
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Yeah, so I'm moving back in.
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I get to move back
into my house, if...
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the only thing that stinks
is that stupid dog
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that I'm allergic to.
Other than that I'm very happy.
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, it's all good. It's very good.
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Oh, yeah,
it sounds great.
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No, it is, it's really good.
It's good, trust me.
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It'll all be fine.
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Well, all right, welcome back
to the married people's club.
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Oh, we're all so happy.
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I was saying to my wife,
"You should let me date,
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because it'll bring us much closer.
I'll come home,
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we'll talk about the date.
You'll say, 'How did the date go? '
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I'll say, 'Oh, I couldn't stand her,
she did this and that"'...
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the way you talk
to a guy about it.
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So we'd have a good laugh
and then we'd have sex
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- and we'd have a good time.
- You and your wife would have sex?
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Yeah, after I told her about my date.
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But what if you ended up
getting laid from the date?
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I'd tell her about that too.
"We went back to her place,
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we had sex and I had to make up
an excuse to leave and whatever."
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That's beautiful.
I like that.
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- Perfect world.
- Yeah.
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Hey, look at this.
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- Aw-ww.
- "Going out of business."
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Where are we gonna buy our bread?
Our favorite bakery.
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What's going on? You guys
are going out of business?
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- Yep, we just lost the lease.
- Oh, what a shame.
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- I know, it's horrible.
- Oh, too bad.
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We got here just in time,
didn't we?
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We're still in business.
We're thriving.
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Great.
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All right, well, we need something
for our little pool party.
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Yeah, we need
probably a cake, right?
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Mmm-hmm,
sponge-cake.
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Wait, wait, wait,
are you kidding me?
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Nobody's gonna eat that.
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This is the best
sponge-cake in town.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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It's so moist,
it's like eating a sponge.
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Okay, listen,
why don't we...
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why don't we go with this one?
It looks better and it's...
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We'll get... trust me
on this one, okay?
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The sponge-cake.
Yeah, we'll take that.
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We'll take it,
but no one's gonna eat it.
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- How much is that?
- This is $12.95.
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- What?
- $12.95.
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No wonder you're
going out of business.
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He's got some place here,
Mellon, huh?
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You know, it's a little
ostentatious.
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- Oh, Jeffrey.
- This is so good.
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- Unbelievable.
- Thank you.
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It's like eating
a delicious sponge.
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"It's like eating a delicious sponge."
Did I tell you?
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I haven't seen sponge-cake since
my grandmother's mah jong game.
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That doesn't mean
it's not good.
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- Where'd you get it?
- They're going out of business.
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But where, tell me?
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It's moot, they're going
out of business.
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- That's not moot.
- How's that not moot?
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- It's not moot.
- It is moot.
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They're going out
of business, Jeff.
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What do you
need to know?
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- It's not a moot point.
- All right, it's Butterman's.
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That's a good bakery.
They're going out of business?
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- Yeah.
- That's a shame, those poor people.
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Maybe they're retiring.
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I don't know. Anyway,
where's the bathroom?
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You have to use the cabana.
They won't let you in the house.
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What?
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No, they won't
let you in the house.
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They want people
to use the cabana bathroom.
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- Come on.
- He's special.
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He thinks the rules
don't apply to him.
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- This is unbelievable sponge-cake.
- Jeff.
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Hi, you having
a good time?
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Oh, yeah, I just need
to use the bathroom.
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The cabana across
from the pool,
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they have
the restroom in there.
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Can't I go in here?
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Sorry, I can't.
Outside sandbox only.
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Straight over there.
There's plenty of toilet paper.
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Why can't I go?
I'm not wet or anything.
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I'm not gonna dirty the house.
I'll wipe my feet.
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I'd love to make a concession...
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- An exception?
- An exception. But I can't,
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'cause I'll get in trouble
by Mr. Mellon, so...
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I know Mr. Mellon.
I wouldn't worry about it, okay?
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- You know Hugh?
- I know Hugh and it's no problem.
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- I'll get in trouble.
- You won't.
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I'll take care of the whole thing.
I really have to go.
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- I don't want any trouble.
- There's no trouble, don't worry.
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It'll take two seconds.
This is fine. This is silly.
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It's just a bathroom.
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You're gonna go
number one, right?
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- Yes. I'll be done in two seconds.
- Just number one!
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- Larry.
- Hugh.
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- Tell me you're enjoying yourself.
- No!
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Glad you could make it.
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Larry, how did you
get into the bathroom?
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I sweet-talked
my way in there.
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Nobody can turn down
the David charm once I turn it on.
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Do you know what I'd do if I had
to go? Sprint and run her over.
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Meanwhile, have you seen anybody
from the restaurant here?
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Nope, nope, only us.
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Ted Danson's not here?
What about Michael York?
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No, we're the only idiots
to accept these invitations.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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Nobody from the restaurant?
I can't even believe it.
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- Why did we have to come?
- We came, we're good this way.
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"Oh, hello, Johnny."
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What?
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Look what's going on
with this kid.
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Wow.
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Honestly, it's huge.
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It's bigger than mine.
He's got a bigger penis than me.
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Isn't that Hugh's kid?
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Oy vey is mir.
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Let's just go.
Let's just go.
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- Go? It's circus freak show.
- Circus freak show.
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You know what?
Cheryl's right, let's go.
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It's like a freak show...
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We got a freak show here.
Where are you going?
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Please, it's not funny.
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Gee.
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That's it right there.
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All right.
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This is unbelievable.
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What?
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They stuff you in
like sardines here.
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The guy deserves
to make a living.
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This is gonna be a great lunch.
Look at this.
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Relax, man, just relax.
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I can't even talk.
You can't say anything.
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Direct it right to me.
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It's like having
a "whisper lunch."
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- It's a whisper lunch.
- Like the Mafia thing.
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I have a dental appointment
tomorrow at 3:00.
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Hey, I spoke
to the Hugh Mellon guy.
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- You spoke with him?
- I spoke to him about your quote,
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"The blank from hell."
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And he's interested.
He'll talk to his partner.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You might get
into Bartlett's.
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Number one,
this lunch is on me.
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It's about time I get
credit for this thing.
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- Absolutely.
- But the right way.
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So he's, he actually...
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He's positive?
Does he feel good that it's me?
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He actually...
knew of the quote,
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but he didn't really attribute it
to you. He just thought it was...
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He didn't attribute it to me?
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That really pisses me off
that I don't get credit for that.
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Absolutely,
I don't blame you.
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And at the pool party
I told him about your special.
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Right.
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And I invited him to the HBO
screening tomorrow night.
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So he's gonna come
if it's okay with you.
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Yeah, I'll be able
to milk him a little bit.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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No, that's cool.
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Have you been
getting all this?
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- Been getting all this?
- I'm eating my lunch.
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This is the lunch from hell.
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What did you say?
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I'm saying, this is
the lunch from hell.
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Where'd you hear
that expression?
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- Girlfriend?
- You see what I mean?
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This kills me.
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Okay, guys, so what
happened at Alsace?
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Alsace, s'il vous pla�t.
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- "Alsace," whatever.
- He doesn't want to work with us.
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I saw that.
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What did you see?
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I had a little problem with
this woman and her husband
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who kind of came
after me and...
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What about Ted's guy?
What about Josh?
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Josh cooked a beautiful meal,
but Larry didn't like it.
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It was a little saucy,
a little saucy.
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- We have no chef?
- No chef.
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- How long?
- We open in two weeks.
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We basically stopped looking
after we got Randy.
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So we're back to square one.
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You got arms on your chair?
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You've got arms on your chair.
Look at that.
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00:11:08,114 --> 00:11:09,911
- What?
- One second.
240
00:11:09,949 --> 00:11:12,611
- I got no arms, what is that?
- What are you doing?
241
00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:15,416
I'm just getting
a chair with arms.
242
00:11:15,455 --> 00:11:17,753
Larry, what are you doing?
You want to focus?
243
00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:19,951
We're in this mess
'cause you took our chef
244
00:11:19,993 --> 00:11:21,927
for your own
little personal party.
245
00:11:21,961 --> 00:11:23,895
At least I was at
the pool party yesterday.
246
00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:26,023
I'm trying to be
part of this thing.
247
00:11:26,065 --> 00:11:28,329
- The what?
- I had a pool party yesterday.
248
00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:31,235
Jeff and I were the only ones
who showed up.
249
00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,170
It was a little
embarrassing, yeah.
250
00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:35,538
I think you all
owe him an apology.
251
00:11:35,575 --> 00:11:38,738
I told you I couldn't make it.
I'm glad you had a good time.
252
00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:41,144
Hugh, I'm sorry,
I wrote the wrong date in my book.
253
00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,875
I was tied up
at the last minute.
254
00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:45,406
We have no chef.
255
00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:47,146
It was a good party.
We had a great time.
256
00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:49,017
Thank you for coming.
257
00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:51,990
Enough about parties,
what about chefs?
258
00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:54,050
We need to take responsibility
for getting a chef.
259
00:11:54,093 --> 00:11:58,223
Absolutely. Make a concerted
effort together, please.
260
00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:01,358
When I need a new editor
I get him, beg, borrow or steal.
261
00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:03,699
I go out, raid, get...
we need to do that with a chef.
262
00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:06,227
I was in this restaurant the other day,
it was a coffee shop.
263
00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:09,708
And for some reason
I had a side dish of applesauce.
264
00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:13,143
I have to tell you
it was really fantastic.
265
00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:15,272
It was so tasty.
And I'm thinking
266
00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:17,748
they never serve
applesauce in restaurants
267
00:12:17,784 --> 00:12:19,684
and it could really be...
268
00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:21,346
if and when
the time comes for us
269
00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:24,083
to be thinking about stuff
like this as a side dish.
270
00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:26,489
We're gonna write that down.
Very helpful.
271
00:12:26,526 --> 00:12:28,187
When you look for your chef,
272
00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:29,854
Make sure they know
a little about applesauce.
273
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,830
You buy it at a supermarket.
It comes in a jar.
274
00:12:31,864 --> 00:12:36,358
We should consider it for the menu.
Encourage people even.
275
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:38,370
I think we're good,
I got to go to a meeting.
276
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,133
Everybody's
gonna look, right?
277
00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,765
If anyone finds
anything out, call.
278
00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:43,969
It's a very underrated side dish,
that's my point.
279
00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:46,877
It's an underrated side dish.
280
00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,813
Did you really just sign
Sarah Jessica Parker
281
00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:50,748
to a recording contract?
282
00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:53,081
Yeah, why not?
283
00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:57,320
I want to show solidarity,
but otherwise...
284
00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:59,256
It's gonna work out.
Don't worry about it.
285
00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:01,658
It's only money.
Big deal.
286
00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:03,662
Yeah, my money, Larry.
See you later.
287
00:13:03,696 --> 00:13:05,755
- Excellent.
- Love to meet with you, Hugh.
288
00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:07,789
- Bye bye.
- All right.
289
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:08,960
Thank you
so much for coming.
290
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:11,333
Oh, please, we had
a wonderful time.
291
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,837
It's too bad these other
schlubs couldn't...
292
00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:15,067
- They missed a good party.
- Yeah, they sure did.
293
00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:17,042
The weather worked out,
it was great.
294
00:13:17,076 --> 00:13:19,374
It was a little rude
on their part, I thought.
295
00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:21,209
I don't care.
296
00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:24,944
So at the pool yesterday,
I saw your son.
297
00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:28,010
The kid's got some penis on him.
He's pretty good.
298
00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:30,215
What are you saying?
299
00:13:30,256 --> 00:13:32,781
Your son, his penis.
300
00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,816
What are you saying
that to me for?
301
00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:38,820
Hey, it's a compliment.
What's the big deal?
302
00:13:38,865 --> 00:13:40,924
What's the "compliment"?
303
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:44,130
How is it bad? He's got a nice,
big penis, so what?
304
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:46,832
I'm not talking about
your wife's tits. This is rude.
305
00:13:46,873 --> 00:13:50,036
You could say my wife has nice tits
as long as it's complimentary.
306
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:53,235
Come on, Hugh.
307
00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:56,680
Hugh, not "you,"
Hugh, okay?
308
00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:00,786
H-yoo...
309
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,220
Hugh.
310
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,919
I'm sorry you're having
such a hard time.
311
00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,897
- Hi.
- Hi.
312
00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:14,695
Hi.
313
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,703
Hi.
314
00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:21,036
You remember Martine,
the Mellons' nanny?
315
00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:23,041
From the pool party.
316
00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:25,873
Yeah, she's having
a bit of a problem.
317
00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:29,746
A problem, I'll say.
Mr. Mellon fired me.
318
00:14:29,782 --> 00:14:33,843
It's my suitcase,
it doesn't have wheels.
319
00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:36,081
Oh.
320
00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:38,022
So she came over here.
321
00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:40,753
It seems that one
of the guests
322
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:43,921
felt the cabana bathroom
was beneath him
323
00:14:43,963 --> 00:14:47,262
and made his way
into the main house.
324
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,667
How did he find out?
325
00:14:50,703 --> 00:14:53,171
Margarita the cook.
326
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,504
She's got a problem with me.
327
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:59,602
She told that I was the person
that let the guest in.
328
00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:01,738
- She squealed on you?
- She ratted!
329
00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:04,477
- And he fired you?
- And he fired me.
330
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:06,951
Of course I remember
what you said about, you know,
331
00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:09,682
you would be responsible
if anything happened.
332
00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:12,088
Did you tell him
that it was me?
333
00:15:12,124 --> 00:15:15,924
No, I don't "dime,"
I didn't dime.
334
00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:18,692
So I remember
when I let you in,
335
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:21,666
you said, "If there's
any problem," I think,
336
00:15:21,701 --> 00:15:25,102
"I'll take care of it."
So here I am.
337
00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,367
I'm gonna have
to hold you to that
338
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:29,670
'cause I don't
have another job.
339
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:35,377
So I am homeless.
340
00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:38,315
- Except I don't stink.
- Okay.
341
00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:42,185
Your home is big.
342
00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,781
You know what,
Martine? I bet...
343
00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:46,951
Mr. David can do something
about this situation.
344
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:49,188
- I hope so.
- Yeah.
345
00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:52,220
Is there any way that you could
maybe talk to Mr. Mellon
346
00:15:52,265 --> 00:15:54,358
and straighten things out?
Because I think
347
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,198
if you spoke with him,
I don't know...
348
00:15:57,236 --> 00:16:00,399
he would take me back.
I'm a pretty good nanny.
349
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:02,407
- All right.
- I brought my suitcase
350
00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:05,171
so if there's any problem,
I can just stay here.
351
00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:06,610
There won't be a problem.
352
00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:09,672
- Larry will take care of it.
- Oh, I hope so.
353
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:11,876
Ahem... well...
354
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:16,584
that's a really good idea
and ordinarily I would,
355
00:16:16,622 --> 00:16:19,853
but Hugh and I have had
kind of a falling-out.
356
00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:21,883
What happened?
357
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:25,488
Well, I was in
the restaurant earlier and...
358
00:16:27,099 --> 00:16:30,728
we got to talking
about the party.
359
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:34,069
I happened to mention that I caught
a glimpse of his son's penis and...
360
00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:36,472
How about that thing?
361
00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,501
It's huge!
362
00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:42,036
- It was the wrong thing to do.
- It probably was.
363
00:16:42,081 --> 00:16:46,040
Anyway, like I was saying,
it's gonna be difficult...
364
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,488
to talk to him.
365
00:16:49,522 --> 00:16:51,990
Why would you
do that, Larry?
366
00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:53,958
I took a risk.
367
00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:58,888
You know what?
I think you won't have a problem
368
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:01,832
finding another job.
369
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,700
People in this town
love nannies.
370
00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,762
- They need them.
- Yeah.
371
00:17:06,806 --> 00:17:10,003
I'll need Mr. Mellon as a reference
if I get another nanny job.
372
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,909
He was my only reference,
that was my first nanny job.
373
00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:15,573
- Oh.
- What did you do before that?
374
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,582
Before that, I worked
at Magic Mountain
375
00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:20,050
in the "Looney Tunes" Lodge
for 15 years.
376
00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:23,146
It's where the "Looney Tunes"
characters would come out
377
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:25,123
and sign autographs for kids.
378
00:17:25,157 --> 00:17:27,523
You know, Jeff and I
379
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,085
went there once
with his daughter.
380
00:17:30,129 --> 00:17:32,597
- You did?
- I went in there.
381
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:35,099
And that song,
that theme is played...
382
00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:43,968
- They play it all the time.
- It was fun.
383
00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:46,978
Can I talk to you in the kitchen
for just a second?
384
00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,912
Sure.
385
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:51,917
I told you not to use
that bathroom.
386
00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:53,782
Why did she
come over here?
387
00:17:53,819 --> 00:17:56,151
Obviously she thinks
I'm responsible
388
00:17:56,188 --> 00:17:58,315
for getting her fired
and has no place to go.
389
00:17:58,357 --> 00:18:00,757
She brought her suitcase,
did you see that?
390
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,658
- I saw it.
- She thinks she's staying here?
391
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:04,492
I don't know what she thinks.
392
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,395
I don't want the nanny
from hell in my house.
393
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:09,560
Where did you hear that...
"the blank from hell"?
394
00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:10,728
That expression?
395
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,260
My dad used to say it
all the time.
396
00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:14,169
You know, everything
was "from hell."
397
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:17,471
- No, see, that's Richard Lewis'.
- It's not Richard Lewis'.
398
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,171
My dad has been saying that...
399
00:18:19,211 --> 00:18:21,042
Richard Lewis
coined that, Cheryl.
400
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,277
The point is, I do not
want her here, okay?
401
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:26,807
You wouldn't believe
what she's been telling me
402
00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:29,821
for the last 20 minutes.
She's full of non-sequiturs.
403
00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:32,323
She tells me
she likes to pet horses.
404
00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:34,326
She enjoys
a good corn dog.
405
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,225
Enjoys a good corn dog?
406
00:18:36,262 --> 00:18:38,093
She takes baths
with her socks on.
407
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:41,258
Honestly, she's got a screw
loose somewhere.
408
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,030
She's maybe a little eccentric,
but she seems harmless.
409
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:55,345
Wait a second.
410
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,612
Jeff needs a nanny.
411
00:19:00,653 --> 00:19:03,417
Susie's pregnant.
Their nanny just left.
412
00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:05,788
- Susie's pregnant?
- I haven't told you.
413
00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:07,816
She's pregnant.
That's why he moved back.
414
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,885
But they're looking
for a nanny.
415
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:12,796
- You're not gonna suggest her?
- Well, why not?
416
00:19:12,832 --> 00:19:14,094
You know nothing about her.
417
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,361
She was a good nanny.
418
00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:17,130
She didn't get fired
for being a bad nanny.
419
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:19,501
She got fired for letting me
use the bathroom.
420
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,304
If they don't like her,
they don't have to use her.
421
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:24,934
Right, they could meet her and...
422
00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:27,241
We're doing them a favor.
423
00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,112
This is a win-win
situation. Win-win.
424
00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:49,626
You know, we gotta stop off
and get some sponge-cake.
425
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,535
- Okay.
- It's my friend's birthday.
426
00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:54,505
- I'll buy him sponge-cake.
- There you go.
427
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,100
- You like sponge-cake?
- Who doesn't?
428
00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:59,133
How many sponge-cakes
do you have left?
429
00:19:59,178 --> 00:20:01,669
I have a dozen left.
430
00:20:01,714 --> 00:20:03,682
- A dozen?
- Yeah.
431
00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:06,810
Okay... I'll take them all.
432
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:08,444
- Okay. All of them?
- Yeah.
433
00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:10,182
I don't have
any more boxes.
434
00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:14,352
That's okay. Put them
in Saran Wrap or something.
435
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,293
- I can do that.
- Okay, great.
436
00:20:16,328 --> 00:20:18,421
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
437
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:23,360
Hey!
438
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,304
What are you doing?
439
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,965
Take it easy.
They're free.
440
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:49,258
- Here, get the bell.
- I got my hands full too.
441
00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:51,729
Look at me.
442
00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:08,203
- Hello.
- Hi!
443
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,613
This is Martine, the nanny
I was telling you about.
444
00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:12,810
Hi, Martine,
I'm Susie Greene.
445
00:21:12,851 --> 00:21:14,284
What the fuck is this?
What are these?
446
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,221
- Oh, sponge-cakes.
- What do you mean, sponge-cakes?
447
00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:20,191
It's a birthday
present for Jeff.
448
00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:21,954
Larry, he's not
fat enough as it is?
449
00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:24,656
He needs this many?
This is ridiculous.
450
00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:27,860
It's from Butterman's.
They're going out of business.
451
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,731
The sponge-cakes from the party
he loved so much.
452
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:31,360
He loved it so much
to have a slice,
453
00:21:31,403 --> 00:21:34,804
not 25. How many are there?
It's ridiculous.
454
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,037
- They can last five years.
- What, am I gonna freeze them?
455
00:21:38,077 --> 00:21:40,545
They're not even in boxes.
Where are the boxes?
456
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:43,275
They're out of boxes.
They only had Saran Wrap.
457
00:21:43,315 --> 00:21:46,045
So they wrapped them up
and you brought them here?
458
00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:48,144
You don't understand.
They're going out of business.
459
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:50,052
Larry, he's gonna explode.
He's fat!
460
00:21:50,089 --> 00:21:52,956
...never going
to be made again, this is it.
461
00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,823
I understand.
Should I care?
462
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:57,351
- Hey, congratulations.
- Congratulations on what?
463
00:21:57,396 --> 00:21:59,523
The baby.
Congratulations.
464
00:21:59,565 --> 00:22:02,193
How did you know
about that?
465
00:22:02,234 --> 00:22:04,828
- A big bird told me.
- You knew I was pregnant?
466
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:06,963
- What?
- Jeff told you I was pregnant?
467
00:22:07,006 --> 00:22:09,497
- Well, I didn't...
- It's bad luck!
468
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:12,942
- In the first three months...
- That's a silly superstition.
469
00:22:12,978 --> 00:22:15,742
And you told her?
I don't even know her.
470
00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:17,772
Who the hell is she?
It's not your fault...
471
00:22:17,816 --> 00:22:21,252
- I didn't tell you...
- Yes, you did.
472
00:22:21,286 --> 00:22:24,278
You know what?
All right, look,
473
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:28,384
why don't you come in and
we'll have a little interview?
474
00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:30,190
You look like
a lovely woman.
475
00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:31,594
This might work out...
I don't know
476
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:34,224
what you want me to do.
I have no place to put them.
477
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:37,633
I don't have a freezer
that's adequate for this.
478
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:39,297
Put them down
in the kitchen.
479
00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:41,966
Put them in the kitchen.
Martine, dear, come in.
480
00:22:42,007 --> 00:22:43,998
- Okay.
- Okay?
481
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,855
- How are you doing?
- I'm nauseated.
482
00:22:57,890 --> 00:23:00,620
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
483
00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:02,957
You already did it.
It's not a live performance.
484
00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:04,895
It's already...
you already filmed it.
485
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:07,490
You're gonna sit there.
It's good, I've seen it.
486
00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:11,025
- HBO likes it, right?
- Yeah, they do like it.
487
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,664
So there you go.
Are they here now?
488
00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:15,674
No, they don't come.
489
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,903
No, they see it
in their private homes.
490
00:23:17,943 --> 00:23:19,672
"The privacy of their homes"?
491
00:23:19,712 --> 00:23:22,203
Is that the proper way
of saying that sentence?
492
00:23:22,247 --> 00:23:24,943
You know, you're like
an English language cop.
493
00:23:24,983 --> 00:23:27,850
It's unbelievable.
By the way, I was thinking,
494
00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:30,787
maybe you can introduce me
to that Bartlett's guy.
495
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:34,054
Maybe I could schmooze
a little bit before the special.
496
00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:36,994
Yeah, well, there's a little
problem with that.
497
00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:38,291
What do you mean?
498
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,230
I don't know if you'll get
that quote in.
499
00:23:40,265 --> 00:23:42,062
- I'm not sure anymore.
- Why?
500
00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:44,069
He talked to him
about the penis.
501
00:23:44,103 --> 00:23:46,731
- I broached the subject.
- Why would you do that?
502
00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:48,899
I was just curious.
503
00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:51,910
- Now I'm not gonna get in.
- Not the Bartlett's.
504
00:23:51,944 --> 00:23:54,742
You're kidding,
is she okay?
505
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,907
You should never have
brought it up, Larry. Fuck.
506
00:23:56,949 --> 00:23:58,974
All right,
I'll be right home.
507
00:23:59,017 --> 00:24:00,985
Your nanny
attacked Susie.
508
00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:02,850
What?
509
00:24:02,888 --> 00:24:04,879
Is she okay?
510
00:24:06,258 --> 00:24:08,954
Hey, do you want me to...?
511
00:24:08,994 --> 00:24:12,430
This whole night
is turning out to... oh, Christ.
512
00:24:12,464 --> 00:24:14,432
- Don't worry, we'll call.
- Should I go?
513
00:24:14,466 --> 00:24:16,559
- I can't watch this now.
- Go?
514
00:24:16,602 --> 00:24:18,536
If you leave me now,
I collapse.
515
00:24:18,570 --> 00:24:20,629
You "clapse"?
516
00:24:20,672 --> 00:24:22,537
Yeah, I'll collapse.
517
00:24:22,574 --> 00:24:24,371
What's wrong with...
yeah, I mean...
518
00:24:24,409 --> 00:24:26,604
- I need you here.
- You say it the same way I do.
519
00:24:26,645 --> 00:24:29,705
- "Collapse," I say.
- No, "C-L-A-P-S-E."
520
00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:32,478
You don't say "co-llapse,"
you say "claps."
521
00:24:34,052 --> 00:24:36,543
- Who's that?
- That's the kid.
522
00:24:36,588 --> 00:24:38,886
- That's the "porn baby"?
- That's the porn baby.
523
00:24:38,924 --> 00:24:40,949
Why is the porn baby here?
524
00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:44,622
Because he fired his nanny.
He doesn't have a nanny.
525
00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:46,290
He has to take care
of the kid now.
526
00:24:46,331 --> 00:24:47,662
I don't want a little kid
watching my specials.
527
00:24:47,699 --> 00:24:50,827
His father's here too,
so I guess he decided to come.
528
00:24:50,869 --> 00:24:52,837
I don't want a baby
in the screening.
529
00:24:52,871 --> 00:24:55,271
That's a good sign
for the quote.
530
00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:57,298
He's here, he came.
531
00:24:58,377 --> 00:25:01,210
Oh, Christ,
that really was great,
532
00:25:01,246 --> 00:25:02,838
but it's too much
and it threw me.
533
00:25:02,881 --> 00:25:06,840
Shh, shh, shh.
534
00:25:06,885 --> 00:25:09,752
I took some time off and
I was a little burned out.
535
00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:12,655
- I hate this show.
- It's a grown-up show.
536
00:25:12,691 --> 00:25:15,888
I have to sit through your cartoons,
you watch this one.
537
00:25:17,362 --> 00:25:20,388
- I want popcorn.
- It's not that kind of theater.
538
00:25:20,432 --> 00:25:23,959
- I want a soda.
- Hey, shh.
539
00:25:25,003 --> 00:25:27,471
Shh, yourself.
540
00:25:27,506 --> 00:25:30,805
You shush. Shush!
541
00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:33,209
- You shh, "poopyhead."
- No, you shush, dodo brain.
542
00:25:33,245 --> 00:25:35,236
- You're a dodo brain.
- You're a dodo brain.
543
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,182
No, these are all new
and improved dysfunctions.
544
00:25:39,218 --> 00:25:42,745
- I want to go home.
- As soon as it's over, we'll go home.
545
00:25:42,788 --> 00:25:44,915
- Shh, quiet.
- You be quiet, big nose.
546
00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:49,018
- Look who's talking.
- Don't talk to my kid, okay?
547
00:25:49,061 --> 00:25:51,689
Why don't you get Uncle Miltie
out of here so we can watch this?
548
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,664
- You're stupid.
- You're stupid.
549
00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:56,566
- You're more stupid.
- You're much, much stupider.
550
00:25:56,602 --> 00:25:58,900
- No, I'm not, you are.
- No, you are.
551
00:26:00,339 --> 00:26:02,830
Don't speak to us again, all right?
I'm warning you.
552
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:05,469
He wouldn't be here
if you didn't fire that nanny.
553
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:08,502
I wouldn't have had to fire her
if some asshole didn't bribe her.
554
00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:11,414
Fuck h-yoo.
555
00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:13,042
Fuck you.
556
00:26:13,085 --> 00:26:14,882
Fuck Hugh!
557
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,945
Hugh!
558
00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:19,082
Hugh!
559
00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:25,928
Everything okay?
I called three times last night.
560
00:26:25,964 --> 00:26:29,229
I haven't checked the messages.
I've been unbelievably busy.
561
00:26:29,268 --> 00:26:32,601
- How is she doing? Is she okay?
- Go up and ask her.
562
00:26:32,638 --> 00:26:35,232
- Is the baby...?
- She's upstairs. Go up and ask her.
563
00:26:35,274 --> 00:26:37,868
Superstition... she was right,
you never should have told me.
564
00:26:43,282 --> 00:26:45,978
Larry, come in.
565
00:26:46,018 --> 00:26:49,647
Oh my God, I'm so sorry
about the nanny and everything.
566
00:26:49,688 --> 00:26:52,384
Larry, that nanny,
she was a sicko.
567
00:26:52,424 --> 00:26:54,756
She was a mental case.
She was sick.
568
00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:57,261
What, the nanny?
Oh my God.
569
00:26:57,296 --> 00:27:00,129
- She was mentally ill.
- I didn't know anything about that,
570
00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:01,860
or I'd never have
recommended her.
571
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:04,198
No, of course. Why would you
send me a sicko?
572
00:27:04,236 --> 00:27:06,534
Why would I do that?
That would make me deranged.
573
00:27:06,571 --> 00:27:09,369
Well, she needs to be
put away, this woman.
574
00:27:09,408 --> 00:27:10,841
Well, what happened?
575
00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:13,276
I left Sammy alone
in her room watching TV.
576
00:27:24,189 --> 00:27:25,656
All of a sudden,
she starts screaming.
577
00:27:25,691 --> 00:27:28,285
Mommy! Mommy!
578
00:27:28,327 --> 00:27:32,195
I ran in... the nanny...
579
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,198
is like watching
some "Looney Tunes" cartoon
580
00:27:34,232 --> 00:27:37,133
- and went crazy.
- Oh, yeah. You know why?
581
00:27:37,169 --> 00:27:40,434
She worked at that
"Looney Tunes" Lodge for 15 years
582
00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:43,066
and she kept hearing
that song over and over.
583
00:27:44,609 --> 00:27:46,099
Yeah, yeah.
584
00:27:46,144 --> 00:27:47,941
She must have snapped
from hearing it.
585
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:51,279
Larry, she went crazy,
I'm telling you.
586
00:27:51,316 --> 00:27:53,375
- She started going wacky.
- What did she do?
587
00:27:53,418 --> 00:27:55,215
She starts fighting with me.
588
00:27:55,253 --> 00:27:57,221
She grabbed my arm.
589
00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:59,917
She starts pulling me
back and forth.
590
00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,085
All of a sudden, I'm fighting
with this crazy woman.
591
00:28:02,127 --> 00:28:04,027
I mean, physically fighting.
592
00:28:04,062 --> 00:28:06,189
Next thing I knew,
we were out on the deck.
593
00:28:06,231 --> 00:28:08,199
Out on the deck?
594
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:11,031
Yeah, like struggling
and fighting.
595
00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:12,832
Oh my God.
And then what happened?
596
00:28:12,871 --> 00:28:16,534
She pushed me
over the rail.
597
00:28:16,575 --> 00:28:18,543
This crazy woman
pushed me over the rail.
598
00:28:18,577 --> 00:28:20,238
She was trying to kill me!
599
00:28:21,713 --> 00:28:23,874
Well, how...
600
00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:25,815
Here's the thing, Lar.
601
00:28:25,851 --> 00:28:28,445
My fall was broken by...
602
00:28:30,889 --> 00:28:33,949
12 sponge-cakes.
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