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As the launch for the first-ever
mission to Mars nears,
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the Space Center, organizes
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cocktail parties for us astronauts.
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And as Chief Commander,
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I am required to attend.
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Occasionally we run into
an old acquaintance or two.
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Who the hell are you?
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So there I was,
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pressurization to the roof, right?
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And the widget hits
the metrics component!
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You’re our hope, Dave.
I must introduce you to Daddy.
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You also run the risk of
bumping into people you'd
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rather forget.
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Hello, Dave.
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You know each other?
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Professor.
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I hadn't seen Professor Finger,
since my last training medical.
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And until tonight,
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I had no intention of
ever seeing him again.
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Assume the position Dave.
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I’m going to study your anus,
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so you can go study Mars.
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Congratulations Dave,
you are now an astronaut.
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Bon voyage!
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Nice seeing you.
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Bon voyage.
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Yeah, nice seeing you.
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Leaving already?
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Yes.
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It was time to prepare for Mars Premium.
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Space travel, involves intense thought
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and a well-crafted plan of action.
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For example, the shopping
list down in Youston's office.
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Come in.
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It’s all here,
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pasta, chips, coke, whiskey,
sausage, fries,
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a bottle of Downy. And for desert...
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My flan!
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Come now, Dave.
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You know why flan is not allowed
in a zero gravity environment.
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The molecular structure will liquefied.
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Nope! We replaced it with
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a melon.
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A melon?
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But they’re not in season.
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We genetically modified it.
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It its seedless.
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Seedless?
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Goodbye, Dave.
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Goodbye, Youston.
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I’d heard about nervous breakdowns due
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to flan depressurization,
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but the fact that Youston would lump me
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in the same categories as
those intergalactic amateurs,
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was both hurtful and suspicious.
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I became wary of the melon.
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Seedless?
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If it had no parents,
how did it get here?
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If it wasn’t born, then it
never actually has lived.
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And if it has never lived...
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Well, I’ll refuse to travel
with a dead melon.
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I thought it wise to ask
for additional analysis.
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I want a battery of tests done.
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Do you understand?
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Everything!
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Professor! I’m picking up signal!
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Then, give it a pencil.
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This melon claims to be
the reincarnation of
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a fashion designer.
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Hello.
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Youston here, get down here
and try on your new spacesuit.
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But...
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This melon is simply fascinating,
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he’s so smart, so cultured.
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The team is crazy about him.
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The purity of the lines.
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The audacity of the materials.
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Fantastich!
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This spacesuit is ridiculous,
who designed it?
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While I was away, the melon
had taken control of NASA.
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I decided to talk to
my superior about this.
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Oh, don’t be so obtuse,
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that suit fits you like a glove.
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That’s not the problem!
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And while you are here Dave,
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I am pleased to introduce
you to your new partner.
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Obviously, the melon was in control.
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And the vocal synthesizer that
enabled him to express himself freely,
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didn't make things easier.
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Hi, guys.
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Your interior designer sucks.
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What are you doing here?
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I’ll have a Cognac,
son.
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He freely imposed his eccentric
taste on my rocket ship,
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my beautiful house.
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My life.
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One thought kept me in high spirits.
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One thing that no astronaut
ever escapes.
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Sorry buddy, we all had to do it.
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Are you sure?
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Next.
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Doctor Finger’s claws.
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And don’t forget Professor,
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this season it’s all about Zebra prints.
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Thanks for the advice, Melon.
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You should visit more often, ma chérie.
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Daddy, I have a life.
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I can't assist you.
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Hey, Dave!
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Let’s go, Clara.
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See ya.
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Okay.
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You're up, Dave.
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But I don’t have an appointment.
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Dave.
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A shiver went down my spine.
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What did that little fruit tell him?
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Wasn’t the Professor sworn to
uphold the Hippocratic oath?
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And Clara,
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since when she and the melon
became so chummy?
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What caused this sudden complicity?
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All that tenderness.
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What was going on?
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Hello, Dave.
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Life is like a shoe box.
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You never know what
you are going to get,
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until you open it.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, God.
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No.
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No, Jesus, No.
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Please! Stop!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Every sufficiently advanced technology
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is indistinguishable from magic.
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Ground Control to Commander Dave.
Do you copy?
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Ground Control to Commander Dave.
Do you copy?
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Melon here.
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I think commander Dave fainted.
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Youston to Melon, where are you?
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Describe your location.
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Sector B-21.
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Near Singularity.
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Dave to Houston,
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I copy.
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God damnit, Dave!
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You scared the bejesus out of us.
Are you alright?
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Do you remember the ending
of "2001: A Space Odyssey?"
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The Kubrick movie?
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Yeah, why?
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Well.
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I think I get it.
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What did he say?
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What did you say Dave?
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The ending, with the creepy geezer...
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Star Child and everything.
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Yeah. I get it now.
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