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‐ Dad?
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Dad!
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You're driving too fast.
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‐
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At the moment, mate,
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there's no such thing
as too fast, all right?
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So you just be grateful
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that I came to get you
at 1:00 in the morning
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because of a fucking pillow,
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all right?
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‐ Can we turn around
and go back?
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To the school trip.
I've changed my mind.
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‐ You are already the boy
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who ran away
from the school trip.
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You do not want to be the boy
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who immediately ran back
to the school trip.
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‐ Will I always be the boy who
ran away from the school trip?
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‐ Oh, for‐‐no.
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It's yesterday's
chip wrappings.
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No, it's tomorrow's
chip paper‐‐what is it?
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‐ I don't know
what you're saying.
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‐ I'm just saying,
people will forget it.
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You were on a school trip,
then you weren't.
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‐ See, the thing is,
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when I realized
I didn't have my pillow,
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I just kept thinking
about having to sleep
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on a not‐mine pillow.
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And then I went outside
for some air,
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and this boy called Jacob
told the teacher
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I was having a panic attack.
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‐ But you weren't?
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‐ No, I wasn't.
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I told them
not to call you, Dad.
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‐ You've just gotta remember
to pack your pillow, mate.
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Or learn to sleep without it.
It's just a pillow.
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‐ No, I know.
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‐
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And I also know
it's not just a pillow.
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‐ No, I know.
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‐ In.
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‐ Hey.
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What's going on, Lukey?
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‐ I'm tired, Mum.
Could we talk tomorrow?
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‐ Sure.
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Hey‐‐hang on,
where are you off to?
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‐ I've had three
service station coffees,
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and I am wired up like
a fucking Christmas tree.
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I'm going for a drive.
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‐ Well, where will you go?
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‐
Around and about.
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I need to decompress,
I'm sorry.
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‐ So you're unwinding
from driving
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by doing more driving?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐
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Hey.
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‐ Oh, uh, your mum's
on her way.
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She's been calling.
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‐ Well, what does she need
to talk about in person?
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It's either bad news
or good news,
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and I can't handle either
at the moment.
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‐ Right,
I'm gonna have a shower.
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‐ Paul?
‐ Mm‐hmm?
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‐ Where did you go last night?
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‐ Just drove around.
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‐ Okay.
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‐
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‐ You're prompt,
Hi, Alex.
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We brought breakfast!
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‐ Oh.
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Great.
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‐ No pancakes for Leah.
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Kein pfannkuchen fur Leah.
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‐ Danke, Alex.
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Sometimes we speak German
to each other.
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Fuck knows why.
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‐
It amuses us.
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Don't you like
pancakes, Granny?
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‐ I love them.
I just don't eat them.
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Because if I do, I balloon.
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You do not balloon.
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‐
‐ I'm the one who balloons.
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One slice of cheesecake
and I go full Hindenburg.
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Anyways...
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‐ Anyway, anyway,
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before you start eating,
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I haven't seen much
of any of you recently
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because I have been unable
to tear myself away
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from this magnificent man here.
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‐ I wouldn't say magnificent,
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but you're absolutely
allowed to.
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‐ We've been dating
for a while now, and...
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well...
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People of our vintage
have to...
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grab our chances when we can,
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so long story short,
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I've asked Leah to marry me.
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‐ And I've said yes.
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And I booked a venue.
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‐ And I've bought my outfit.
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‐ And I've paid
for the honeymoon.
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‐ Wow, that‐‐
that's very sudden.
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‐ That's amazing, Granny.
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‐ Yeah, congratulations.
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‐ Yes, absolutely.
We couldn't be happier for you.
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So how are the pancakes?
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Who wants coffee?
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‐ Hello.
‐ Hey.
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‐ Are you okay?
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‐ Yeah, um...
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Are we okay?
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‐ Well, it's just your mum
getting married, it's...
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a pretty big thing.
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‐ Me kissing another man
is a pretty big thing.
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‐ Mm.
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‐ It's not just gonna go away
on its own.
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We can't just keep
not talking about it.
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We're not the Royal Family.
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‐ Yeah, look, I'm pretty tired.
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Let's do this later‐‐
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‐ I have to tell you something.
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Luke told me something bad
and I said I wouldn't snake.
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‐ Bit late now.
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Luke.
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Oi.
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Ava says you're not going
to school tomorrow.
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‐ Thanks, snaky.
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‐ Mate?
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‐ Dad said I'd always be
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the boy who ran away
from the school trip.
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‐ I immediately retracted it.
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‐ You won't, Luke.
No one will care.
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‐ They will.
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You know they will.
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I'm not going back.
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I'm a school refuser.
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‐ You really aren't.
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‐ No one will know
about your pillow.
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‐ Jacob does.
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I love you, Mum and Dad,
but I'm not going back.
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‐ Okay, no, he's going.
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You are going to school.
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You're not gonna stay at home
because of some fucking pillow.
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Do you understand me?
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‐ I understand you.
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‐
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Why can't life just be
really, really easy?
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That would work for me.
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‐ You still want to be with me?
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‐ Of course. Of course I do.
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After all this time,
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don't you know
how much I love you?
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‐ You have kissed someone else.
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So even if I did know,
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I'm not that convinced now.
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‐ We can't keep avoiding this.
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‐ No, we talked about it.
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You wanted it all to stop,
so you kissed someone else.
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‐ It's so much more than that.
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I feel like
a fucking husk, Paul.
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You are not a husk.
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You can spadge out babies
on your deathbed
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like Charlie fucking Chaplin.
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I feel worn
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and ugly, and for two seconds,
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I tried to pretend
I wasn't a husk,
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and I shouldn't have done it.
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But now,
we have to deal with it.
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‐ Hmm.
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I'm gonna go out.
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‐ It's midnight.
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Are you a cat burglar?
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‐ I won't be able
to sleep, Ally.
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‐ You haven't tried.
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Come on, Luke.
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We're leaving in five.
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‐ Sorry, Dad, I'm not going.
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‐ No, no, no. Mate.
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You definitely are going.
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Get your uniform on.
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Christ.
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‐ Mate, get up.
‐ What's going on?
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‐ Get out of that bed, Luke.
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I swear to Christ,
I'll fucking pull you out.
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‐ Paul, no. Come on.
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‐ I'm not messing around
with you.
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I will.
‐ I will sort this out.
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Just go upstairs
with Ava, please.
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‐ Hey.
‐ Yeah?
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‐ I'm calling in sick.
I'll stay with him.
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‐ Oh, this is bullshit.
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‐ I will phone the school
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and I'll explain
what's happening.
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‐ It's madness, Ally.
Fuck.
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How are we letting our child
bunk off school?
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And how have we become these
weak, useless fucking enablers?
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‐ He's having
a tough time mentally.
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‐ Well, join the club!
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Geez, if I checked out
every time I felt mentally ill,
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I'd‐‐I don't know.
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‐ Drive around London
all night?
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‐
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Carl?
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‐ Paul, how are you?
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‐ A rainbow 'round
my fucking shoulders, Carl.
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How are you?
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‐ Oh, you know, can't complain.
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‐ Right.
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He's driving around
all fucking night
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like Robert DeNiro.
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‐ In what?
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‐ In "Taxi Driver," you div.
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What did you think I meant?
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"Meet The Fockers"
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or "Big Shitty Grandad"
or whatever it is?
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Oh, hang on,
I'll call you back, Kee.
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Hey, I can't stay home
tomorrow,
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so I'm gonna have to ask
Granny and Grandpa to come.
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‐ I can be here on my own.
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‐ No, you couldn't.
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Hi.
‐ Hi.
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‐ How was Grace's?
‐ Good.
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‐ Did you say thank you
for the lift home?
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Mum, it's me.
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I say thank you
every five seconds.
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Where's Dad?
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‐ Oh, he's not home yet.
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‐ Luke, can you help me
with my homework?
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‐ Really?
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‐ Really.
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Sorry about the pillow thing.
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‐ Yeah, right. Laugh it up.
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‐ No, I mean it.
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You know Grace knows
Jacob's sister?
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‐ Yeah, so?
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‐ Well, she says
Jacob worries a lot.
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Anxiety worries.
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‐ Jacob?
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He's really confident.
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No one ever messes with him.
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‐ Well, apparently,
he understands panic attacks
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and feeling weird and all that.
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‐ Right, okay.
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‐ I was gonna go
and talk to him.
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‐ Oh, please don't talk to him.
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‐ It could make going back
to school easier,
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and it could help Mum and Dad.
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They're really stressed,
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and I do not want
to spend Boxing Day
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at some dingy, rented flat
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that Dad will move into
after they've split up.
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‐ Oh.
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Okay, but please don't
make me look bad.
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‐ Now, do my homework.
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‐
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‐
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‐ He's not even
picking up now.
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Are we fucked, do you think?
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‐ Does it feel like you are?
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‐ No, I don't know.
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‐
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‐ Sorry. Rude.
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‐ You do look very tired,
Darren.
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‐ Well, that's being
a temporary single parent.
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Twins are hard work.
Catches up with you.
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00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:09,986
‐ Has Karen gone
on another holiday?
267
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,120
‐ Still on the same one.
268
00:13:11,155 --> 00:13:12,385
‐ What? Jesus Christ.
269
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,925
How long has that been for now?
270
00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:18,799
‐ Nine weeks.
271
00:13:22,746 --> 00:13:24,316
She's left me, hasn't she?
272
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:41,975
‐ Hi.
273
00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:43,047
‐ Hey.
274
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,504
‐ Is Luke up?
‐ Yeah.
275
00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:50,301
I spoke
to the school yesterday.
276
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:51,874
They were pretty supportive.
277
00:13:51,904 --> 00:13:53,514
‐ All right.
But he's going in today?
278
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,881
‐ No.
‐ Fuck's sake.
279
00:13:55,912 --> 00:13:58,282
Mate, this isn't a joke.
Do you want me to go to prison?
280
00:13:58,316 --> 00:14:00,086
‐ Why, are you gonna kill me?
‐ Of course not.
281
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,390
‐ No, because you're not going
to school.
282
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,763
‐ Dad, I‐‐
‐ I am sorry
283
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,302
that you're worried
about going back.
284
00:14:04,328 --> 00:14:05,998
But school is hard, Luke.
285
00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:07,302
For everyone. It just is.
286
00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:09,314
So get down there,
pack your bag,
287
00:14:09,338 --> 00:14:11,438
get your uniform on, now.
288
00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,747
There is other shit going on
in this house.
289
00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:15,451
‐ Maybe you and Mum should deal
with that.
290
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,045
‐ I'm sorry?
What did you say?
291
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,517
‐ Paul.
‐ I don't want to go back.
292
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,457
‐ Well, I don't care.
293
00:14:20,495 --> 00:14:23,195
‐ I did have a panic attack.
294
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:25,173
‐ I knew it.
‐ Lukey.
295
00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:26,173
‐ Sorry.
296
00:14:27,809 --> 00:14:28,779
‐ What can I say, Luke?
297
00:14:28,811 --> 00:14:31,321
I'm sorry. Life's tough.
298
00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:33,519
‐ Wow. Thanks, Dad.
299
00:14:33,554 --> 00:14:35,064
‐ No, I'm trying to help you.
300
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,760
‐ Yeah, toughen me up
so I'll be just like you.
301
00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:39,404
‐ Mate‐‐
‐ That's really helpful.
302
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:50,052
‐
303
00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:15,938
‐ Oh, fuck.
304
00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:21,518
‐ Bloody hell, have you been
in those women's toilets?
305
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,450
‐ No, I haven't.
‐ Ugh, they're disgusting.
306
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,857
They're really,
really horrible.
307
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:25,960
What are the men's like?
308
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:26,992
‐ Fine.
309
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,367
I only ever use the urinals.
310
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,069
Can't poo at work.
311
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,412
I'm not alone.
50% of men can't.
312
00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:33,369
I saw it somewhere.
313
00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:34,407
‐ Where?
314
00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,113
‐ "Tatler."
315
00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,815
Oh, your phone rang.
316
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,989
‐ Oh.
317
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,220
Voicemail?
Who leaves a voicemail?
318
00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:43,385
Oh, fuck, it's Paul.
319
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,127
Hey, hon, it's me.
320
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:47,873
Um...
321
00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:51,082
listen, I've been thinking
about what Luke said,
322
00:15:51,109 --> 00:15:53,279
about us needing to...
323
00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:57,353
get our shit together,
and maybe I have been...
324
00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:00,289
not a prick as such, but...
325
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,427
well, I haven't helped.
326
00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:03,173
Put it that way.
327
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:06,169
Anyway, I'm in tonight.
I won't be driving around.
328
00:16:06,205 --> 00:16:08,005
So let's talk.
329
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,383
Okay, see you.
330
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:13,153
‐ Oh, good.
That is good progress.
331
00:16:13,186 --> 00:16:14,986
‐ Oh, I was wrong.
332
00:16:15,023 --> 00:16:16,533
It wasn't "Tatler."
it was "LADbible."
333
00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:24,041
‐ Did you touch that?
‐ No.
334
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,905
Why would I touch that?
335
00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:35,601
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
336
00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:37,001
‐ Where are the kids?
337
00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:38,344
‐ Ava just got back
from Grace's,
338
00:16:38,369 --> 00:16:40,439
and she went straight down
to Luke's room.
339
00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,305
‐ Right.
Well, thank you so much.
340
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:44,054
You guys been okay?
341
00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:47,121
‐ We've watched the whole
first series of "The Wire".
342
00:16:47,154 --> 00:16:48,194
‐ Not with Luke?
343
00:16:48,223 --> 00:16:49,533
‐ School sent him some work,
344
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:52,129
so he did it downstairs.
345
00:16:52,164 --> 00:16:54,034
‐ Is Luke off school
again tomorrow?
346
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:57,208
‐ Yeah, so you could start
on season two.
347
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,095
‐ Don't drop that on yourself.
348
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,971
‐ Little 'kash on my top?
349
00:17:11,002 --> 00:17:12,172
‐ I had a white school shirt,
350
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,044
and Granny never let me eat
anything in it.
351
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,954
‐ Do you think Granny will wear
white to her wedding?
352
00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:17,448
‐ Mm, definitely.
353
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:19,222
‐ Plus 40 bridesmaids,
a tiara, and glass slippers.
354
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:20,461
‐
355
00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:24,029
‐ I'm going to school tomorrow.
356
00:17:26,265 --> 00:17:28,635
‐ Okay. Well, great.
357
00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:29,641
‐ How come?
358
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,213
‐ Ava spoke to Jacob.
359
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:32,652
He gets anxious too.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
360
00:17:32,679 --> 00:17:34,349
‐ So he told everyone
that I got sent home
361
00:17:34,382 --> 00:17:36,122
from the school trip
for smoking outside.
362
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:38,222
‐ I like the sound of Jacob.
‐ Hmm.
363
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,056
‐ Everyone thinks I'm a legend.
364
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,133
‐ Well, that's good, mate.
365
00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:44,072
That's very good.
366
00:17:44,101 --> 00:17:45,371
Look, I know I've been hard
on you, Luke.
367
00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:46,974
I hope you don't hate me
too much.
368
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:51,051
‐ No.
369
00:17:51,082 --> 00:17:53,592
‐ It's 'cause I love you,
you know.
370
00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:57,061
‐ I know.
371
00:17:57,094 --> 00:17:58,064
‐ No!
‐ Oh.
372
00:17:58,096 --> 00:17:59,266
‐ Uh‐oh.
373
00:17:59,298 --> 00:18:01,098
‐ What did I say?
I literally said it.
374
00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:02,335
‐ I'm sorry.
375
00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:04,011
‐ I'm not washing that.
You're washing that.
376
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,751
‐ On the banks of the Thames.
377
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:08,248
Two bloody great rocks
in your hand.
378
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,150
‐ Look, I know that people
sometimes kiss other people.
379
00:18:23,179 --> 00:18:24,419
I'm not an idiot.
380
00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:25,749
‐ Oh, shit,
we're doing this now?
381
00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:27,085
‐ Yes. I thought you wanted to.
382
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,260
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, just‐‐
383
00:18:28,289 --> 00:18:30,359
can I just get
the dishwasher on?
384
00:18:32,599 --> 00:18:34,439
‐ Okay. Wait, sorry.
It's not starting.
385
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:36,269
‐ Fuck's sake.
386
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:44,415
‐ Yes. Sorry. Okay.
387
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,726
‐ Good?
388
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,600
It's‐‐yeah.
Um...
389
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:53,473
I feel so bad
about what happened because...
390
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,147
I wanted you to feel...
391
00:18:56,179 --> 00:18:58,049
beautiful.
392
00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:00,452
And now that we're not
gonna have another baby,
393
00:19:00,488 --> 00:19:02,728
I won't get the chance
394
00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,059
to be a better dad.
395
00:19:04,094 --> 00:19:06,474
I mean, to have another go.
396
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,340
I was sure I'd be
so much better with a new one.
397
00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:11,711
‐ I understand.
398
00:19:11,743 --> 00:19:13,183
Luke's okay, Paul.
399
00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:15,553
‐ Yeah, I'm not sure,
'cause‐‐
400
00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:19,185
he hasn't got any friends.
401
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,355
I mean, not a single one,
I don't think.
402
00:19:21,396 --> 00:19:25,236
He's just this loner, and...
403
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,370
that's not healthy.
404
00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:28,076
I mean, I know this kid
helped out,
405
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,449
and that's lovely,
406
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:34,089
but fundamentally,
Luke is a troubled boy
407
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:37,091
with a pillow problem.
408
00:19:37,127 --> 00:19:39,767
‐ We'll get it sorted.
We just have to be patient.
409
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,199
‐ Hmm.
410
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,651
‐ You're not a husk, you know.
411
00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:50,122
‐ Clinically, I am, actually.
412
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,094
It‐‐it, um‐‐
it feels quite shit
413
00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:55,398
knowing that you can't
go back either.
414
00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:57,201
Like, just‐‐
415
00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:58,544
you really can't go back.
416
00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:03,713
‐ Well, I can spadge out babies
on my deathbed.
417
00:20:03,747 --> 00:20:06,487
‐
You can.
418
00:20:09,426 --> 00:20:11,696
It wasn't even a proper kiss.
419
00:20:14,402 --> 00:20:16,672
And I regretted it
the moment it happened.
420
00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:18,107
‐ But you wanted to.
421
00:20:18,142 --> 00:20:21,822
‐ I didn't want to.
I just...did.
422
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:22,890
‐ What's that mean?
423
00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:25,559
‐ It means I was a dick, once.
424
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,631
‐ Once?
425
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,260
‐ Once. That's all.
426
00:20:31,202 --> 00:20:32,572
Stop now, okay? Enough.
427
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:35,645
Just‐‐let's be friends, please.
428
00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:37,748
Friends again.
429
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,397
‐ Let's try that, then.
430
00:20:55,618 --> 00:20:57,488
‐ Oh, fucking pillow.
431
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,203
Shh, shh, shh. Go on, then.
432
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:04,840
Good boy. There you go.
433
00:21:23,373 --> 00:21:24,443
Come on.
434
00:21:26,446 --> 00:21:27,576
Oh, bugger and piss.
435
00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:28,745
I meant to call you.
436
00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:29,754
‐ What?
437
00:21:29,786 --> 00:21:31,186
‐ Oh, shit.
438
00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:32,192
‐ Morning.
439
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,564
‐ He's going in.
440
00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:36,574
‐ Good on you, Lukey.
‐ Huh.
441
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,770
‐ We'll watch "The Wire"
some other time.
442
00:21:38,804 --> 00:21:40,884
We've still got hours
of "Bergerac" on video
443
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,678
to catch up on.
444
00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,582
‐ Mum, Dad,
we better make a move.
445
00:21:44,616 --> 00:21:45,886
Thanks for coming.
Sorry about that.
446
00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:47,758
Ava‐‐Ava, have a good day
at school,
447
00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:49,359
I love you. See you.
448
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,602
Why don't you walk
with us?
449
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,170
Yeah?
450
00:21:55,404 --> 00:21:56,774
‐ Well done, mate.
451
00:21:56,807 --> 00:21:57,837
I know it's scary.
452
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,545
‐ Yeah.
453
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,917
Yeah, it's gonna be
all right, though.
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