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Uh-oh.
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She's doing it again.
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Phyllis has gotten
into audio books.
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And lately she's been listening
to Fifty Shades Of Grey,
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which, if you don't know what
it is, it's a book about, um...
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It's porn.
Yeah.
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Seriously?
This is unacceptable.
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It's officially
a hostile work environment.
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Why'?
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Somebodyjust needs
to get her attention,
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tell her it's not okay
to do this in public.
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Be careful. I pulled
my mom's dog
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off a pillow once,
and I got bit.
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Just ignore her. Sooner
or later, she'll finish.
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Oh, Meredith! Good lord.
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What?
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Phyllis is masturbating.
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In the office
right now as we speak.
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Can we skip
the color commentary
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and just have Andy go
out there and fire her?
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He can't do that.
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Turns out she's allowed to have
feelings of sexual arousal.
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Doesn't become a violation till
she physically acts on it.
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- How do you propose that...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Why is Phyllis so aroused?
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She's listening to
Fifty Shades Of Grey.
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Well, there you go.
That's muy caliente.
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Okay, you are useless.
I'll take care of this.
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What the hell?
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It's okay, guys.
She's no longer horny.
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Excuse me,
dirty birdie.
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What?
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You can have this back
at the end of the day.
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Okay-
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Clark, I need
your advice.
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I'm having
some lady troubles.
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What's her name?
Esther Brueger.
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Sweet.
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Lives on the neighboring
farm. 85 acres.
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Yeah. Keep talking.
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Well, we've been out three times.
There has been physicality.
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The thing is,
we were hanging out
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with her father
the other night,
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looking at a farm catalogue,
next thing I know
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he wants to lease
a tractor with me.
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Oh!
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What do you think?
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The same thing
that you think.
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Long-term tractor leases can put
pressure on a relationship.
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God, a lot of my buddies are going
through the same thing right now.
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Something in the air.
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Here you go.
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And good
for you, Dwight.
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I'm so glad
you found someone.
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I bet she's got
kind eyes.
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Dwight is dating a Brussels
sprout farmer named Esther.
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She's coming here this
afternoon with her father.
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Who knows? Maybe she'll be
pulling the horse cart.
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Cece has been calling me Pamela.
Like, four times this week.
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Oh, man!
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I wonder if she'll
start calling you Jim.
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Oh, boy!
Please don't.
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I know.
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Let's not
let that happen.
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Um...
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What was I gonna...
What was I gonna say?
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You know,
your assistant told me
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that you have a big
pitch meeting today.
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With Ryan Howard.
How did that happen?
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Not that Ryan Howard.
The Phillies' first baseman.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Exactly.
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Oh.
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Um...
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Okay. Well...
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Yeah. So, I'll talk
to you later?
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Yeah, sounds good. Okay.
Yup. Okay, great.
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Bye.
Bye.
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What's going on? Did Gangnam
Style put out a new song?
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There's a promo for the
documentary on the web.
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Play it again.
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The boss.
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There's Michael.
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The workers.
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The lives.
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The loves.
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The people.
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The paper.
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The Office:
An American Workplace.
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Coming soon on WVIA.
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You go to the bathroom for 45
minutes, and everything changes.
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This is a documentary?
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Oh!
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I always thought we were, like,
specimens in a human zoo.
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Did you see this?
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Your screen is all black. You
just unplugged your computer.
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Oh, my God. Is that you and Jim?
Uh-huh.
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Jeez!
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You fell in love
with that hair? Really?
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Yikes!
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That is awful.
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It wasn't so bad.
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Guys, are you reading
the online comments?
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Somebody commented
on my banjo playing.
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"Banjo at 0:19 is a'ight."
Internet, calm down!
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I must have really
connected with this guy.
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I mean, that's a guy's name, right?
Chobblegobbler?
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Hey, man, how you doing?
Jim Halpert.
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Nice to meet you.
Eat fresh.
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Hey, man. Darryl.
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Hey, man. Ryan.
Nice to meet you.
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Eat fresh. Eat fresh.
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Let's go to
the conference room.
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Esther's on her way up.
I wonder if she wants a snack.
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Let me see. I know she
likes apples and carrots.
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I bet she does.
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I bet she'll eat 'em right out of your
hand with those big, strong teeth.
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Did I tell you
about her teeth?
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Hey, Dwight,
you have some guests.
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I think they're from the forest
where we harvest our paper.
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Yes.
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Ah!
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The Brueger family. Welcome.
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Fine office you have here.
Sturdy walls.
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Yes. Esther. You look
radiant as always.
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Thank you.
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I guess men find
Esther attractive.
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I mean, if there are
chubby chasers,
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then there are men
that like that thing.
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Weird to see how we used
to look in those promos.
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Some of us have
changed so much.
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We've all changed.
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With our firm,
you'll be building equity
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for long after they
retire your number.
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And we all know baseball
does not last forever.
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I look at these actors
on TV, and I think,
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"Come on. I can do that."
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Right?
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Watch this. Eat fresh.
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Now, what does that
make you think of?
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Subway sandwiches.
Yeah.
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How? I didn't say,
"Subway sandwiches."
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It's called
playing the subtext.
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Wow.
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I actually wrote
a screenplay.
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It's called The Big Piece.
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Based on his nickname.
I like it already.
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Let me guess,
it's autobiographical.
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Half biopic,
half superhero movie.
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The mild-mannered
professional baseball player
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Ryan Howard
hits a home run...
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Okay.
...into outer space.
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Ball comes back
with space dust on it,
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which transforms him
into the Big Piece.
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Big Piece. The
space dust doesit
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Space dust.
Okay.
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I actually brought
some copies of my script,
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if you guys want
to read it together.
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Sure, yeah. Hollywood.
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All right. Yeah,
we're gonna read it.
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Okay, great.
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Andy, are there
documentary groupies?
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Of course there are.
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Of course.
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A little ironic that I'm
gonna be kind of a TV star,
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because my last
Chad Flenderman novel
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was based on
a murdered TV star.
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The Small Scream.
I don't care.
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Hey, guys, I just
found another promo.
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- It's in Danish.
- Danish?
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I guess it's gonna start
airing in Denmark.
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Oh, my God.
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What was that
word they said
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when they showed me?
Skrald mand?
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What's that mean
in Danish?
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IICOOI guy“?
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"Dumpster man."
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Cool. Superhero.
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What about me'?
Cloken tre pige.
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Tre pige. "3:00 p.m. girl."
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What? Why would they...
Wait a second. Wait a second.
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What was that?
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I didn't know
they were filming then.
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It looks like the cameraman was
hiding behind the shelves.
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Wait, so they were
filming all the time,
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even when we didn't
know it?
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Oh, my God.
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There is much more secret
filming than I expected.
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But I am fine with it,
I mean it. lam.
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Are you kidding me? It's like
half the show is secret footage.
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I am a very
private person.
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I show 'em when I
want to show 'em.
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Who wants a taste?
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Boob sauce!
Meredith!
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Oh, my God. Do they film us
at night when we're sleeping?
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Yes, Erin. They film us at
night when we're sleeping
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'cause that
makes great TV.
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Hey. Oscar.
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I'm sorry, sweetie. This whole
thing is just freaking me out.
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I have been very
honest with you guys,
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in a way that could
seriously impact
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the political career of a
very good friend of mine.
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You're not gonna use
any of that, are you?
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People, relax.
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We are killing it online.
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Have you guys
checked the comments?
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Smokethatskinwagon says,
"You guys are killing it."
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I mean, we're Internet
sensations, guys.
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I think we need to figure
out what's going on.
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I mightjust
take a little walk.
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Yes, a little walk
sounds like a good idea.
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Okay-
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Okay, everyone,
turn off your mikes.
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We need to know more.
Did those shots have sound?
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What exactly did
they get on tape?
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Isneezed into my hands
without using Purell
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and then dipped
into the candyjar.
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Did they film that?
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My first week here, I sneezed
directly into the candyjar
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becauselthought I'd get more
screen time as a villain.
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Okay, Pam, why don't
you visit your buddy,
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the crew guy that got fired,
find out what they got?
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- Bflan?
- Yeah
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Yeah, I guess I could.
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Hurry, Pam. I need to know how much
hellfire is gonna rain down on me.
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I thought Teri
knew about Cynthia.
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She does, but neither of
them know about Lydia.
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Oh.
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Whoa!
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Okay, so what's
this lever do?
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That manipulates
the secondary shaft.
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The secondary shaft.
Mmm-hmm.
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The lift capacity's up to 2,000 pounds.
That's a lot of beets.
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Let's talk terms.
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If you agree to a 40:60
split on this tractor,
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I'll store it in
one of my barns.
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Mr. Brueger, are you trying
to take advantage of me
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because I'm interested
in your daughter?
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50:50 split,
or no deal.
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Esther, get in the truck.
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No, wait, okay, wait.
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You win.
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Let's get
the paperwork started.
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We should buy
an auger together.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah,
we should do that.
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You would be a great one
to buy an auger with.
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Hello, honey, I just spoke
to the TV repairman,
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and he says we need to
keep our TVs turned off
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for a couple
of months.
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Something about
the wiring.
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Oh! Seven new comments.
"The guy at 0:19 is hawt."
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00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,442
"Hi, bongripper, it's me,
Andy, the guy from 0:19.
254
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,046
"I'm glad that you enjoyed
my work in that promo.
255
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,248
"I really enjoyed
your comment.
256
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,682
"Going to read some more comments now.
Have a great day!"
257
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,688
"He's not hawt.
He's gay."
258
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:23,043
"Dear JasonJasonJason, it's me, Andy.
Nice name. Not!
259
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,482
"Guess what? I'm not gay.
So, you're an idiot.
260
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,845
"And I am hawt, according to people
on this site who have a brain.
261
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,804
"Never comment on
this page ever again."
262
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,289
"He is hawt." See? Thank you.
That's more like it.
263
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,085
"He is butt."
264
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,846
Damn it!
265
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,800
I'm about to lose
my freaking mind!
266
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,202
Screw you, TexasPoonTappa.
267
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,841
Oh.
268
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,124
Security deposit.
That's been...
269
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,044
Standard.
Right. Standard.
270
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,528
Hey, can I talk to you for one second?
Not now.
271
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,880
Just one second.
No. No.
272
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,046
I'm closing a deal on a
tractor with the father
273
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,724
of a woman
I plan to inseminate.
274
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,081
Don't do it.
What?
275
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,647
Don't you cap
that pen.
276
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,165
Do not cap
that pen! Do not!
277
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,321
You capped it!
278
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,967
Wow. You are serious. Okay,
you've got two minutes.
279
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,041
Then the cap comes off.
280
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,486
Dude, we're
being conned.
281
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,121
Go on.
282
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,164
These chicks are way
too hot to be into us.
283
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,609
Esther's just pretending
to like you,
284
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,609
so that you'll buy her
daddy a new tractor.
285
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,161
No.
286
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,645
Yeah, the sister's
trying to seduce me
287
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,960
into buying
an auger with her.
288
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,726
What? Has the warranty expired
on the auger you have now?
289
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,604
I don't even know
what an auger is.
290
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,324
No woman would
ever want a man
291
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,925
who doesn't know
what an auger is.
292
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,764
Hey. You ready to sign?
293
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,451
I just need a moment
to consider your offer.
294
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,405
Excuse me.
295
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,405
Oh, hey.
Hey.
296
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,040
Hi.
Hi.
297
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,011
I'm sorry. Do you have a minute?
Is this a bad time?
298
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,684
No, no. Please, yeah.
Come on in.
299
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,926
Good to see you. Sorry. My
place is usually not this...
300
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,611
Oh, my gosh,
please, don't.
301
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,003
Actually, it's always
like this.
302
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,248
You want to go outside? It's a
little less cluttered out there.
303
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,964
Sure. Yeah.
Yeah?
304
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,284
Let me grab a couple drinks.
Okay.
305
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,363
Wow. You have
a nice view.
306
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,441
All right.
307
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,043
That's for you.
Thank you.
308
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,161
Cheers.
Cheers.
309
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,686
All right. How much have
you revealed on camera
310
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,171
about your relationship
with the Senator?
311
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,484
They caught us
kissing on Halloween.
312
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,608
He was dressed
like Ronald Reagan!
313
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,121
God.
Ow! Angela!
314
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,522
Well, he kissed
like Jack Kennedy. Oh.
315
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,329
Stop it.
Stop kissing him.
316
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:00,286
Someone needs to call and warn him.
This could ruin his career.
317
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,610
Idon%Hke
giving him bad news.
318
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,881
Call him!
You call him!
319
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,565
Call him! Call him!
Stop hitting me! No!
320
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,449
So...
So...
321
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,404
What brings you by?
322
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,160
Well, the promo for the
documentary aired today.
323
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,651
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
324
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,251
It's kind of crazy. It is.
325
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,731
See all this,
like, old stuff.
326
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,847
I know.
327
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,565
There's that shot of Jim
and I up on the roof.
328
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,211
Yeah, that was
a good moment.
329
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,447
Yeah, wasn't that neat?
330
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,760
Yeah, that was cool.
331
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:28,841
Yeah.
332
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,082
And there's this one
when we were listening
333
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,009
to music,
and it's like,
334
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,561
it's like
we were in love,
335
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,325
we didn't even know
we were in love.
336
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,051
But do you think
Jim's changed?
337
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,641
Um...
338
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,768
I'm sorry. Did that... But
that was out of the blue.
339
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,291
I just mean,
because you know us,
340
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,966
and you've observed
us for 10 years,
341
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,202
and I feel like he's...
342
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,284
I just feel like he's so into
his work right now, and...
343
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,211
I don't know.
Am I crazy?
344
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,448
No, you're not crazy.
345
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,005
Well, I wish
that made me feel better.
346
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,969
Listen, so, everybody
saw the promos,
347
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,405
and they're kind
of freaking out.
348
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,164
'Cause it seems like you got a
lot of private stuff on camera.
349
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,241
Yeah.
350
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,330
Stuff people didn't intend
for everyone to see,
351
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,402
and they kind of
want to know how much.
352
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,161
They want to know
how much what?
353
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,050
How much stuff you got.
354
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,241
Pretty much everything.
355
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,087
Well, yeah, but what if we
turn off our mike packs?
356
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,211
They've got parabolic mikes. They
can pick you up 100 yards away.
357
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,569
So, no, if you were
around there, they got you.
358
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,889
So, we basically had no
privacy for 10 years.
359
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,450
That's not really true.
I mean...
360
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,441
Um...
361
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,726
Yeah, I gotta go.
362
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,729
No, hang on a second.
Pam, I'm sorry.
363
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,041
I can explain this
so much better.
364
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,282
No, I think
you explained it.
365
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,410
Look, if you give me
a chance, I can... Pam...
366
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,203
"Together we will win
this baseball game
367
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,886
"against the Evil
Space Yankees. Eat fresh."
368
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,089
That'll pay for
the exploding helicopter.
369
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,281
Smart.
Mmm-hmm.
370
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,044
"Suddenly, the evil thugs
break into the stadium.
371
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,805
"The Big Piece hits baseballs
at the evil thugs."
372
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,690
"Buy me some peanuts
and crackerjacks."
373
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,450
Come on, man. Sell it.
374
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,485
Yeah, Jim.
375
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,083
"Buy me some peanuts
and crackerjacks!"
376
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,286
Yeah, that's better.
377
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,406
"A bunch of hot women
go, 'Oh, yeah!"'
378
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,850
"Megan, I was too shy
to tell you this
379
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,446
"when I was just a normal
professional baseball player,
380
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,170
"but I love you."
381
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,888
"They kiss. It is super emotional.
Like in Toy Story."
382
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,081
Wow.
383
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,003
I tell you what.
It's really strong.
384
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,202
Can't wait to read the rest
of it later, see how it ends.
385
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,401
It's so strong.
386
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,481
Keep reading then.
387
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,849
"Gotta go. Darth Vader's
launching a huge attack."
388
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,367
Um, another thing.
I'm gonna need you
389
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,807
to get me the rights
to Darth Vader.
390
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,489
I don't know how we'd go
about doing that, but...
391
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,643
We can look into it.
We'll look into it.
392
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,161
We need Darth.
393
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,241
We gotta get him.
Go after Darth then.
394
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,487
We're gonna go get him.
395
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,561
That's what
we're gonna do.
396
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,130
We're gonna go
get him.
397
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,521
Maybe you're right.
Esther's a 10,
398
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,204
and the best I've
ever done is Angela,
399
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,163
who's a nine,
and she rejected me.
400
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,886
A Scranton nine,
but, yeah, point taken.
401
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,007
Hey, let's go out tonight and just
score a couple of fours, huh?
402
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,324
I mean, there are
no games with fours.
403
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,129
Who needs a new
tractor anyway?
404
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,523
Maybe we're the kind of guys
who end up with a tractor
405
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,967
that's already been rode
hard and put away muddy.
406
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,043
Screw new tractors.
Guys like us,
407
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,521
we got to plant
our seed a different way.
408
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,841
By hand.
409
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,441
Dwight. We need to talk.
410
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,167
I don't know that
there's anything
411
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,605
left for us to
talk about, Esther.
412
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,725
Look, we're gonna
have the tractor
413
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,131
for the same amount
of work days,
414
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,640
but my dad is planning
on leasing it
415
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,324
to the Vanderkirk
brothers on the weekends.
416
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,641
No.
417
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,085
So, you're gonna be
paying more,
418
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,525
but he's putting on
10 times the miles,
419
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,965
and he's pocketing
a profit behind your back.
420
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,241
Thatsnake!
421
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,448
You need to tell him you
want a deal based on miles,
422
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,608
or he can just stick that tractor
where the sun don't shine.
423
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,411
That shady grove
out by Willard's Pond.
424
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,324
So, you're fine with me
not leasing the tractor?
425
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,323
I mean, our courtship can proceed?
Of course.
426
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,288
You didn't think I was just
tractor bait, did you?
427
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,241
No.
428
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,281
Yeah.
429
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,727
Hey, Dwight.
What's an auger used for?
430
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,520
Post hole digging.
431
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,204
You've reached Senator
Robert Lipton. Please leave a message.
432
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,561
', honey.
433
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,641
Go. No, go ahead.
No, you go.
434
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,688
Hi, honey.
Hey, Robert.
435
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,604
It's Angela and Oscar.
Hey.
436
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,091
Just a few quick things.
437
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,080
The documentary's going
to be airing soon,
438
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,128
and you look great
in the promos.
439
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,968
You look so handsome.
Very presidential.
440
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,162
Very much so. Absolutely. Yeah.
441
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,681
Hey, I get the sense you're
gonna be outed as gay.
442
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,406
Yes, and I cheated
on you with Dwight.
443
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,047
It looks like they got it on film.
I didn't tell you about it.
444
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,044
I think that's it.
I think we're good.
445
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,088
Done. Okay.
Bye. Love you.
446
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,566
Hey, TexasPoonTappa
and JasonJasonJason
447
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,882
and all the rest of you haters
out there, check this out.
448
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,761
Good night, Andy.
449
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,041
Yeah. See ya.
450
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,361
Oh!
451
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,211
What?
452
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,805
I hope you got sound on everything.
I'd love a DVD of that.
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