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Hold it!
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New glasses.
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Dwight, what a ridiculous,
fancy clown you are.
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I am dressed according to the
Schrute codes of mourning.
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My Aunt Shirley has died.
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Oh! Dwight, I'm so sorry.
Were you guys close?
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I would say
that she raised me,
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but let's not kid each other.
I raised myself.
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She was, however, the closest
thing I had to a mother.
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My actual mother was
very cold and distant.
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I'd say she was the closest
thing I had to an aunt.
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My condolences.
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- Keep them!
- Okay.
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Now, what do we got
in these two pails?
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In keeping with
Schrute custom,
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I will either invite you
to Saturday's funeral
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by sprinkling red, fertile
dirt in your face,
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or I will ask you to keep a respectful
distance during my time of grief
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with a dusting of black,
slightly acidic soil.
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What color is it?
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It looks pretty black.
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Yep. Acidic all right.
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Oh, thank God.
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Excuse me?
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I'm so sorry, Dwight.
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And if you want me to be
there, of course I will go.
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It's just, I have a
personal training session.
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Okay, that's not...
I just can't...
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I get red dirt.
Nobody is getting red dirt.
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I should've kept
my mouth shut.
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We're not even that close.
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I've only known
Dwight 12 years.
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Twelve years.
Time is a son of a bitch.
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I'm sure
she's in a better place.
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I really hope so.
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Okay, now this is crazy.
You can't make a dirtball...
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I miss her so much.
Okay.
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You know?
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There's a bright
golden haze on the meadow
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A bright golden
haze on the meadow
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Zeke's here. Zeke!
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Hey, Dwight.
Mose, Mom says hi.
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Hi to Mom.
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You going?
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Will there be
ghosts there?
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Get in the sidecar.
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Get in the sidecar. Get...
You get in the sidecar.
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What are you
doing here?
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You invited me. You threw
the red dirt in my face.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who is that?
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Jeb, my brother.
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You have a brother? Mmm-hmm.
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I didn't really see
a better parking spot.
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Oh!
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LOOK what I did.
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It's a rental.
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You wanna go in? No, you do!
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You wanna go in?
You wanna go in?
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I'll put you in there.
Okay, I'll put you.
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Here we go.
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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle!
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Oh, gosh.
Hey, moon face.
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Nice to see those shiny
little Chinese eyes of yours.
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Who's this guy?
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Bad.
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Hi, all!
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Why are you here, Todd?
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Okay, let's get
right to it, I guess.
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My name is Todd Packer,
and I am in recovery.
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I'm working the steps. I'm on step
eight of Alcoholics Anonymous,
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step nine of
Narcotics Anonymous.
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I'm here
to make amends.
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I've been hard to deal
with over the past years.
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Kind of a jerk.
I know it.
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I don't need you
to accept my apology,
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but I'd love it
if you did.
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Packer, we accept.
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Actually, they have a specific
way I need to do this,
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and I have to go through
examples of stuff.
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Okay, where to begin? Hey.
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Pam Pam and her pampams.
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Well, I have said some
crude things about those.
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But they are beautiful,
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and I guess that's
why I acted out.
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Pam, I'm sorry
I objectified you
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and personified
your breasts.
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Sorry, guys-
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Oh, boy. I have
not been nice to you.
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Phylly, I'm sorry for the
things I said about your size
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to your face,
behind your back,
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and in the form
of drawings.
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Actually, that goes to all you double XLs.
Stanley, Kevin,
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this kid
in a few years.
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Todd, you're just saying insults
in the form of an apology.
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Why can't I just be nice?
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Truth is, I really like
you guys. I really do.
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Okay, the apology's
just half of it.
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The big thing
is making amends,
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and that's why
I brought these.
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I went out to
the Steamtown mall,
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and I got you all cupcakes
from that place Nipples.
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- Think it's called Nibbles.
- Ha!
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The mind sees
what it wants to, huh?
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Hmm. Oh.
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There you go.
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Hey, hey. guys. Wait.
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Before we accept
these cupcakes,
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I think we need to
have a conversation privately
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in the conference room.
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Don't eat the cupcake.
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We are here today to join
this woman and the ground.
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Man is born of woman, and his
life is full of turmoil.
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It's crap soil. Nothing's
gonna grow here.
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It doesn't matter.
It's a cemetery.
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Yeah, well, I'm saying
it's garbage soil, that's all.
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Well, the only thing we're
planting here is dead bodies.
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That's fine, 'cause
they're not gonna grow.
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Well, I thank God
they're not,
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because we don't
wanna make zombies.
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Good. I agree. Don't worry about it.
You won't get any.
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Would the family
care to say something?
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You had black hair
and then gray hair.
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You were the aunt
to my cousins.
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Most of your life,
you were 5'4".
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At the end,
you were 5'1".
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They're a descriptive people.
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I see you
started without me.
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You were late,
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so... What am I
supposed to do?
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Hi, Fanny. How are you? Hey.
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Who is that?
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Dwight's sister.
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Dwight has a sister? Yeah.
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She's beautiful.
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Blech.
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Hello, little man. Haven't
seen you in a few years.
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What is this?
Oh, God.
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Just...
Whatdid you...
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Henry.
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Dwight.
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I see
Esther's back in town.
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Hi, Dwight.
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Hi, Esther.
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Nice of you
to come today.
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This was on the way.
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We're going into town after.
I need yarn.
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Well, if you can snap two chicken
necks with a single motion,
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why use two motions
to slaughter those chickens?
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We're at a funeral. There's
a funeral going on here.
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Okay-
Okay-
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Anyone mention
her height?
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Yep-
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Land size?
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Shirley, at 1,600 acres, you have
the largest farm in the area,
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sharing borders
with six other farms,
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including my own farm
and your nephew Dwight's.
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Okay-
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So, let's get it going.
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Would you want
to do the honors?
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Oh, right, uh,
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you know, I don't think
we have to do this.
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We Schrutes don't need
some Harvard doctor
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to tell us who's alive
and who's dead.
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But there was
an unlucky streak
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of burying some
heavy sleepers.
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And when grave robbers
discovered some scratch marks
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on the inside
of some of the coffins,
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we decided to make
sure that our dead
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were completely dead,
out of kindness.
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That's it for me.
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I don't think we should
eat Packer's cupcakes.
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We can't give him the satisfaction.
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I agree.
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Even though that place has a
way of making those cupcakes
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so they're dense but
they're also really fluffy.
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We can't let him buy our
forgiveness with cupcakes.
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He was awful to us.
And he still is.
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How much
is a cupcake, $2.50?
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Is that the price
of our dignity?
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$3.75 a cupcake actually,
$3.67 if you buy a dozen.
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I never forget a number. Names,
in one ear and out the other.
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Places, nope.
Faces, that's rich.
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But numbers,
I have a gift.
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I guess that's why
I'm an accountant.
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Hey, man, I don't think
we've met. I'm Clark.
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Oh. I'm Todd. Sorry for calling
you a fat little runt earlier.
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You didn't
actually say that.
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No?
No.
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Wow! I'm in this mode now
where I'm apologizing
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for thoughts
that are in my head.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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I have a crazy feeling that you
are really gonna like this.
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Maybe we should
eat the cupcakes.
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Haven't we done
enough to Packer?
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I mean, we've sent him down
to Florida on a prank,
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and you did fire him.
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I did. I did, yes.
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And it was purely political.
He did nothing wrong.
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Would any of you be
saying any of this
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if the cupcakes
were from Supermart?
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Do they even have
a bakery anymore?
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They do. It's awful!
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And it's getting
worse every day.
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So, it really is just
about the cupcakes.
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Wow, you're right. It is
just about the cupcakes.
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So, we're all agreed no one
touches those cupcakes?
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Okay-
Okay-
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Packer can go to hell.
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Thank you for coming
to my funeral.
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As I gaze
at life's big sunset,
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I can't help but wonder
where it all went wrong.
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You've all
disappointed me greatly.
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Fanny, a single mama
in the city.
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Thank you.
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Jeb, a street pusher.
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After I left the army,
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I bought a 9-acre worm
farm from a Californian.
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Turns out "worm" means
something else out there,
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and I am now in
the business of
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pain management.
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Or the smoking of
pain management.
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I can't stand the fact
that Jeb is a pot farmer.
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He could've
grown anything.
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Anything in the world.
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He used to talk about growing
a peanut-grape hybrid.
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One plant,
one sandwich.
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We can't just sit by
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and watch
our family farm disappear.
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So, here are my terms.
Dwight, Fanny, Jeb,
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if you come back home,
I will leave you my farm.
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So, there you have it.
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Is she crazy?
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FANNYI Dwight?
JEBI Dwight? Buddy?
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- No, no, no.
- Snap out of it.
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JEBI Dwight!
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Let's do this. Let's run
Aunt Shirley's farm.
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I'm in. Boom!
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No, no, no.
I'm not moving back here.
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Are you crazy?
Of course you are.
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Look, I don't wanna
be mean, or insulting.
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I know that
you like it here.
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But, Dwight,
it's just that farm life
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lacks a certain sort
of sophistication...
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Oh, my God.
...that Cammie and I
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are drawn to.
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I don't know,
the men are just...
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It's almost like
there's a willing ignorance.
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Yes, I... Thank you
for asking me.
251
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,962
I actually have written a little
bit of poetry. That's crazy.
252
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,481
And I was recently published.
253
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,928
Which is just...
Maybe I have... Yep, I do.
254
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,527
Here it is, from the
hartfordwomens litquarterly.com.
255
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,411
"A Willing ignorance"
by Fanny Schrute.
256
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,524
Totally. Yep.
257
00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,367
The people here are like
a fart.
258
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,967
You know what I'm saying?
Like a fart.
259
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,283
You know what? Let's take a
couple of nights and stay here
260
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,089
and think about
Aunt Shirley's offer.
261
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,645
Couple of nights
couldn't hurt.
262
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,370
Somehow I think a couple
of nights could hurt.
263
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,646
You will say yes
on one.
264
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,247
Five, four, three, two...
Get ready to say yes. One!
265
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,084
Yes!
Absolutely!
266
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,964
Growing up with Dwight
and Mose was not easy.
267
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,883
Dwight was obviously the cool
one, and Mose was the visionary,
268
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,520
which left me to
be the comedian.
269
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,721
That doesn't work
on me...
270
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,325
Okay... by the way. It's not...
271
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,765
Very clever. Okay.
Oui!
272
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,762
Oui.
Oh, my goodness.
273
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:48,481
When we
arrive, sons and daughters
274
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,247
We'll make
our homes on the water
275
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,721
We'll build our...
276
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,282
People underestimate
the power of nostalgia.
277
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,486
If baseball can use it
278
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,688
to get people to care about
that worthless sport,
279
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,401
then I can use it to get my
siblings to care about the farm.
280
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,529
Nostalgia is truly one of
the great human weaknesses.
281
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,568
Second only to the neck.
282
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,647
When we
arrive, sons and daughters
283
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,167
We'll make our
homes on the water
284
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,608
We'll build
our walls aluminum
285
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:25,447
We'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon now
286
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,370
So, I forgot about
this old custom.
287
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,727
If a man is interested
in courting a woman,
288
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,686
he may throw
the beaks of a crow at her.
289
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,445
And then if she's interested
in accepting the courtship,
290
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,727
she has to destroy the beaks.
291
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:58,048
When we
arrive, sons and daughters
292
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,283
We'll make our
homes on the water
293
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,087
We'll build
our walls aluminum
294
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,323
We'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon...
295
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,801
Hey, uhm...
296
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,763
I just wanna say
I'm sorry for screwing you.
297
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,161
I'm not sorry
about it.
298
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,241
I am.
299
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,605
It was my rock bottom.
300
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,568
Kevin, you can do this.
301
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,766
You don't know that.
302
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,650
Kevin, let's think of
something to distract us.
303
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,324
Like the movie Skyfall.
304
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,164
You loved the movie
Skyfall, right?
305
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,526
Mmm-hmm.
306
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,284
James Bond was a spy.
307
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,089
Yes, he was a good spy.
308
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,481
Yeah. He was the best.
309
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,126
James Bond would
love this cupcake.
310
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,682
Hey, you know what, it was
great to see you all again.
311
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,361
Take care.
312
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,485
I am going through
a 12-step program.
313
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,768
I'm currently
on step zero,
314
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,322
which is have
a load of fun.
315
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,886
I spent six hours
316
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,129
carefully removing
the frosting
317
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,320
and then layering in a variety
of drugs, some legal, some not,
318
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,483
some laxative,
some constipating.
319
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:17,527
You don't fire The Packman and
expect to get away with it.
320
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,046
Guys, I'm proud of us.
321
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,971
Ithinkwe did
the right thing. Hey!
322
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,285
What, Pam?
Wait!
323
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,442
He's gone. It's just
a cupcake now.
324
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,046
No, no! It's the
principle of the thing.
325
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,842
Oh, my God. lforgive
him so much.
326
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,924
- Whoa, is he choking?
- Kevin?
327
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,648
That was fantastic.
328
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,122
Is it dangerous to take the
eggs in front of them?
329
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,248
Yes, very. You really
need to stand back.
330
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,526
'Cause these are
killer chickens.
331
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,731
I was just asking you
something I didn't know.
332
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,888
Which is fine,
and you learned something.
333
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,371
But it was kind of
a stupid question,
334
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,010
so you're gonna get
made fun of a little bit.
335
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,644
Are we gonna
eat these today?
336
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,561
If you want.
337
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,325
Is that a guillotine?
338
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,404
This? No.
339
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,767
That'd be cool though.
It's for milking.
340
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,641
That's a cow?
341
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,323
Did you just ask me
if this was a cow?
342
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,884
What are you
doing now?
343
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,563
Come here. Come on.
344
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,968
Grab a teat with each hand.
Sit down.
345
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,361
There you go. Squeeze
from top to bottom.
346
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,841
Really pull, use some muscle.
Draw the milk out.
347
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,246
All right,
going all right?
348
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,771
I don't know.
349
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,090
Well, is the udder hot?
ls the milk clumpy?
350
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,327
I don't know
any of that.
351
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,244
Okay, you suck at this.
Gimme those teats.
352
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,930
Didn't your father
teach you anything?
353
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,924
I never met him.
354
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,602
Good morning, Erin.
Hey.
355
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:37,763
Hey, everybody. I decided
to eat my cupcake.
356
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,521
I thought about it
last night.
357
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,250
I talked to Jim,
I talked to my sister,
358
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,564
and I think that as long as Todd
Packer doesn't know, it's okay.
359
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,769
I don't care what you do, Pam,
just please stop making noise.
360
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,961
Phyllis!
361
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,485
Packer laced the cupcakes.
362
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,607
No!
363
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,370
Did you get diarrhea
or were you stoned?
364
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,771
Some of us got both.
365
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,081
Oh, my God!
ls everyone okay?
366
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,322
Last night, I got out
all of my old dolls
367
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,562
and played with them
on the living room floor.
368
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,442
Then I ordered 10 American
Girl outfits online.
369
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,841
It was thousands
of dollars.
370
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,486
VVeH, count
yourself lucky, Phyllis.
371
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,210
I got the toilet.
372
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,691
Me too.
373
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,411
I went Christmas caroling,
in March,
374
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,767
and I fertilized some
bushes along the way.
375
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,367
So, not my best night.
But not my worst night.
376
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,928
Oh!
What did you do, Andy?
377
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,240
Last night! Oh, God.
378
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,284
I don't know. Nothing, really.
379
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,728
Kevin? KEVIN:
Why would you ask me?
380
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,928
I'm not...
I just... I don't know.
381
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,121
No.
382
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:48,085
Gosh, actually,
it is hard to recall.
383
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,642
Pretty normal night.
384
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,122
My night was just like that.
385
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,931
Yup-
Okay-
386
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,449
Meaning normal.
387
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,083
Yeah, I didn't see
you last night at all.
388
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,209
Nope,
I did not see you either.
389
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,648
Wow! He is officially
the worst human being.
390
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,206
Uh...
391
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,810
But, Kevin, that's...
392
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,049
Yeah, no, I understand, Pam.
I understand.
393
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,560
No. Oh.
394
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,247
So, that's it. I just wanted
to make amends.
395
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,085
That's big of you, man.
Takes a lot of courage.
396
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,407
Ooh.
397
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,481
Red velvet.
398
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,362
I should apologize too.
It's okay.
399
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,608
I'm over it.
400
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,321
This is no
9-acre worm farm.
401
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,970
This is a beast.
402
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,010
Whoever's managing this thing
is gonna have a hell of a job.
403
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,690
Not it.
Not it.
404
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,281
It.
405
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,324
If your kid doesn't put in some farm
time, he's gonna stay like that.
406
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,169
All right, fine.
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