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We've got to clear out
this cabinet, people.
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A lot of these
are dead accounts.
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Scranton Mimeograph Corp?
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I don't think we're doing
business with them any time soon.
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That's odd.
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A letter from Robert Dunder.
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"A valuable artifact has come
into my possession.
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"I have hidden it
until such time as a person
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"of strong intellect
may safely recover it.
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"This golden chalice
is of immeasurable
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"historical and
religious significance."
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The Holy Grail.
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Did you send Dwight on a
quest for the Holy Grail?
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I think I'm a little too
busy these days to send...
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Oh, my God, I did send Dwight on a
quest for the Holy Grail.
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The Dunder Code!
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I completely forgot
about that prank.
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That had to be, like,
six or seven years ago.
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Stayed late every
night for a month.
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Had a lot more
free time back then.
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I don't get it.
Ah-ha!
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A light bulb.
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A light bulb?
A light bulb!
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Okay, Okay-
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Invisible ink.
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Whoa.
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- The ceiling above accounting!
- Dwight!
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Down, Dwight! Dwight!
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Man, I wish I was there to see
his face when he gets to the end
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and finds the fake grail?
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No grail?
You don't remember?
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I don't.
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An X?
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Annex. it must open
something in the annex.
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Oh.
Oh.
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"Seat of entrance."
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What?
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That's a flush.
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The warehouse!
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- There's nothing down here.
- Oh.
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I expected more
from Young Halpert.
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This just...
Forget it, forget it.
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So, how are we getting on with our
grand social media initiative?
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Well, we created
a fake profile
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for a really cool guy
named Derek McBlack. Wow.
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It's just Pete in sunglasses.
Oh.
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And then we had him
like Dunder Mifflin.
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Then we created a bunch
of fake friends for Derek,
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and we had all of them
like Derek's likes.
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So far we're only popular
with imaginary people,
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but we think this is the
start of something big.
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You two are geniuses.
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And I am a genius for
putting you two together.
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Well, all right.
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Pete and I work
well together.
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Not that there's anything
special about Pete.
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It could be any guy.
Or girl.
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Not that I'm into girls.
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Not that I'm into Pete. Ah!
What was the question?
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Hey.
Hey, Jim.
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Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital
requested a meeting at lunch.
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Okay-
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Can we keep it on
the early side, though?
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I've got that thing
in Scranton later.
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Oh, sure.
No problem.
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Cece's ballet recital
is today! I cannot wait!
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I've been working
with her on her move.
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It's called
the Cece Spin and Kiss.
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Do you want to see it?
It's kind of like this.
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It's pretty cute, right?
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"Athlead."
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Please. They're too lazy
to call it Athletes Lead?
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Jim should just call
it Stumpany for stupid company.
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There's nothing stupid
about working for yourself,
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hanging out
with pro athletes,
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getting free tickets to the games.
That's why I'm doing it.
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You're working
for Stumpany, too?
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Yeah. Just weekends for now, but
pretty soon I'm switching over.
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What?
Yup.
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Hey, Halpert,
what's the big idea?
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First you jump ship, now you're
stealing Darryl, too? When will it end?
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Well, take your worst fear
and multiply it by infinity.
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You won't stop until you've
poached us all. Yeah.
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Even you.
No!
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I'll be damned if I'm
going to let us lose me.
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Bye, Dwight.
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How are you? Good to see you.
Thank you.
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Hey, Angela, did you hear about the
Irish-American Cultural Center mural?
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Ooh, I haven't heard it!
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So, what about the Irish-American
Cultural Center mural?
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Potato? Oh, no. Kevin,
it's not a joke.
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Angela's husband put me up for a...
Um. Just never mind.
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I have no information.
But I'm sure
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as soon as they
know they'll call you.
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Senator Lipton
helped me submit my design
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for a new mural on
a building downtown.
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Now I'm just waiting to hear
from the selection committee.
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But, you know,
let's be realistic,
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there are a ton of great artists in
Scranton with way more experience.
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I mean, who are
they going to go with,
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some nobody like me, or a
big name like Tracy Fleeb?
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Well, I'm heading out
to Cece's dance recital.
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Aw.
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Hey, Cece! Daddy's going to
have dinner with us tonight,
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after he comes to your recital.
Are you excited?
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Yeah!
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Let's call him!
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Hey. I was just
about to call you.
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Hey, hon! Are you close?
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I am still in Philly,
actually.
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What'?
It's insane.
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This huge
investor got cold feet,
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so I'm stuck here trying
to keep him on board.
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Hon! I wish you would
have told me an hour ago
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when you knew you
weren't going to make it.
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Pam, I couldn't get out! I barely made
it out just to make this phone call.
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I want Daddy!
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You're going to do great.
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And you know what? Mommy's going to
record it, so we'll watch it together.
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Do you mind
doing that, Pam?
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Of course.
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Okay, are you sure you know
how to do video on the phone?
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Yes, Jim, I think I know how to
point a rectangle at something.
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Okay, okay. Just sometimes you're
not the best with the phone.
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I know how to operate my phone, okay?
Listen, we're getting close.
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We will talk to you later.
Say bye, Daddy!
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Bye, Daddy.
Bye.
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Yeah, see? You've still
got to press end, Pam.
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Press end.
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Oh, check it out,
this is our first real like!
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Oh, my God!
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Alan Olifson
from North Dakota.
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He also likes Hammermill
and Georgia Pacific.
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Wow, that guy's really into paper.
Yeah.
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Well done, you two.
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We did it!
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Youth Task Force forever!
Yes!
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Bap, bap, bap-
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And then... Oh, wait.
No, you go...
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Did I... Is that you? No, you
go first, and then it's a left.
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No, you go... Okay, all right.
No, I didn't...
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All right,
okay, start over.
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You always mess that part up.
Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, God! Andy has just
started to be nice to me
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and now I've
sent his girlfriend
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into the arms
of a younger man!
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And I cc'ed him
on every incriminating memo.
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"Pete and Erin,
don't hold back.
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"Our social media
presence should be
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"hot, hot, hot.
Go at it vigorously."
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I did everything but unzip
their pants for them.
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Oh, God, Nellie!
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Hey, everybody, uh, a coffee
order is going around.
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On me! Just sign your name below.
Hmm.
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You're welcome.
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Wait, this says "Dunder
Mifflin Loyalty Pledge."
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This? Oh, what?
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Double mocha latte, please?
You got it.
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Just sign your name below.
Whatever you want.
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WWW Wedge?
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Come on, Dwight.
Stop overreacting.
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I'm getting all
my work done here.
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No customers have complained,
nobody even knows.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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Bust out
your complaint files.
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I need everything
you've got on Darryl since
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he started working for Jim
in the last few weeks.
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Break it down
by keyword, okay?
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Infuriating,
irresponsible...
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They've got us set
up with Windows 95,
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so you're kind
of dreaming here.
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Okay, I'm going to
need you to print it out.
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Customer loyalty.
What is it?
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Can you hold
it in your hand?
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Can you nudge it with your finger?
Can you dump it on a woman?
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No! Why? Because it's an idea.
But what does it mean?
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Oh, it's when you
get a free sandwich
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after you've already
eaten 10 sandwiches.
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Not even close.
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Mr. Romanko has been
a client for 20 years.
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He came in today
in a rage.
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Why? Because of Darryl,
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because Darryl was focusing
on outside projects
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and needs to remember his
first priority, the client.
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I wouldn't say a rage.
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Mr. Romanko, we were a day late
on one of your deliveries,
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but two of our trucks
were down for repairs.
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It's very unlikely
it will happen again.
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Thank you,
thank you.
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No, you're not
going anywhere, okay?
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You are angry and we are
going to hear you out!
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All right? Because business
is about relationships,
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and the key to relationships
is what, Darryl?
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L...
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It.
LoYa V Loyaw
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"Loyalty" is exactly right!
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Thank you. Yes, I
mean, it is everything.
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Let's all ask ourselves, have we
been faithful in our relationships?
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Mmm. That's none of
your damn business.
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Darryl is
"dating" Dunder Mifflin.
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Darryl is dating Val.
Still.
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But he's flirting with
Jim's company on the side.
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And we all know what
flirting can lead to.
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I'm sorry, do I still
need to be here? Yes.
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I'm still having a bit of trouble
understanding the importance of loyalty.
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So, let's use an example.
Take Erin.
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Erin's boyfriend, Andy,
is away across the ocean.
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Yeah.
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So is it all right for her to
flirt with Creed, for example?
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Let's try it out.
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No, let's not say Creed.
Let's say Mr. X.
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Well, I think it would be immoral
for Erin to cheat on Andy.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
didn't you cheat on Andy?
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Yes, and he didn't like it.
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Does Mr. X know that
Erin has a boyfriend,
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or did Erin keep
that from Mr. X?
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Okay, this is
really hard to follow.
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Can we just say Pete, 'cause that's
the guy that Erin's flirting with?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Little Ladybug Ballerinas!
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Plié. One, two, three!
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Really?
I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Hello?
Yes, this is Pam Halpert.
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I got the mural! Oh, my God!
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Um, I'm sorry, I have to go.
My daughter is a ladybug.
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I know that doesn't make any sense.
Um, thank you, thank you!
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You're very rude.
Yes. Very rude.
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Kids are dancing!
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Thank you
so much for coming!
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Darryl and I will
be here to serve you
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for years and
years and years and years.
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So, should we go call Jim and go
tell him to go screw himself?
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Dwight, look. I'm sorry you're
having a hard time with this, okay?
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Athlead is my future.
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No disrespect
to Dunder Mifflin,
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but if I can have fun
at work, I want that.
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It can't be more fun than selling
paper and paper products.
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It can. Are you
pretending to be crazy?
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Huh?
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Well, Andy's cute,
but he's too vanilla.
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Whereas Pete,
he's just one sick dude.
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I mean, you know this
guy likes to get weird.
242
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,645
I'm just going to
say this one more time,
243
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,643
Pete and I
haven't done anything.
244
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,006
It's true!
Yeah, right.
245
00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,890
With slamming bods like that?
They ain't playing checkers.
246
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,482
People, it's 2013. Erin is a
strong, independent woman.
247
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,644
Who says she has to
end up with any man?
248
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,803
Okay, can everyone
please stop speaking for me?
249
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,770
Andy is my boyfriend,
Pete and I are just friends.
250
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,205
And that is the end of it!
Right, Pete?
251
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,521
That is correct.
252
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,644
Come on, guys. Where is
this even coming from?
253
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,970
Your feelings for Erin?
Probably your heart.
254
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,290
And a little bit your penis.
255
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,169
Kevin, really?
256
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,369
Nellie, you have to shut down
Youth Task Force.
257
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,643
I'm not sure if you need to start
a new task force to do that,
258
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,324
but please just do
whatever it takes.
259
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,767
I suppose that will
be all right. Yeah.
260
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,890
Most relationships
eventually die on their own.
261
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,442
But sometimes they just need a
little pillow over the face.
262
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:28,411
You're welcome, Andy. And
you're welcome, my own ass.
263
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,687
Listen, I appreciate
you taking the time with me.
264
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,526
Peter, please, we completely
understand your concerns here.
265
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,001
Let us just show you
the latest projections. Jim?
266
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,690
Wade actually has those,
on the road,
267
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,125
but he's going to be
calling in with those
268
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,407
numbers any second.
So just hold on one...
269
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,721
Actually...
270
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,251
Ah, nope.
271
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,402
That is my wife.
272
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,289
Again, he'll be
calling in any second.
273
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,887
Hey, give me a call back
when you get a chance.
274
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,170
Cece did great and I want
to tell you something.
275
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,523
Hey, boss, you've got
to jump on a delivery.
276
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,122
I don't do that anymore.
That's what they told me.
277
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,450
All right,
let's get this over with.
278
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,211
You looking for fun?
279
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,680
It just found you!
280
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,001
Whoo!
281
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,045
Here we go! Yeah!
282
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,044
Yes, we will be delivering
a shipment of paper today,
283
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:28,251
but I will also be delivering
you a big shipment of fun!
284
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,484
How far is this place?
285
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:39,401
Uh, not far at all, but I thought along
the way we could play some sports!
286
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,881
Fun.
287
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,920
Hey, really nice job
in that meeting in there.
288
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,446
Oh, thank you. I don't
know, I still thought...
289
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,567
Yeah.
290
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,165
I'm so proud of you, hon.
291
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,447
Oh, I don't know. Okay.
292
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,683
Just curious, though, what do
you have against Pete and Erin?
293
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,081
Well, Andy wrote me a really
nice recommendation letter
294
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,208
for the adoption agency,
295
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,850
so I just felt
like I owed him one.
296
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,331
Pete's a pretty
cool guy, though.
297
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,205
And Andy was
a terrible lover to Erin.
298
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,763
He basically ignored her,
and then left on a boat.
299
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,963
I didn't really
think about it like that.
300
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,563
Em, well, not everybody
has what we have.
301
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,090
What we have?
Hmm.
302
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,560
I just remembered.
303
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,524
I kissed that man.
304
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,323
Oh, no. Oh, no.
305
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,722
Yes! Fast food.
306
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,762
I'll take a burger over a gross
Philly cheese-steak any day.
307
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,041
They have
fast food in Philly.
308
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,201
Not like this.
309
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,641
Exactly like this.
310
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,366
And your milkshake.
311
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,441
Thank you.
312
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,602
It's 30 degrees out,
you're drinking a milkshake?
313
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,206
Nope.
314
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,880
Fire in the hole!
315
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,689
Yeah!
316
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,971
Now that's what working at a
paper company is all about!
317
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,041
Wait, what are you doing? No, I
need the keys! We have to go!
318
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,806
You just threw a milkshake into a
restaurant where they make minimum wage.
319
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,651
It's a YouTube thing! Let's go, let's go!
Come on. They're coming!
320
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,042
Anyone want to see the video
from Cece's recital?
321
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,363
Oh, I would love to,
but I am swamped.
322
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,006
That.
323
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,130
I'll watch it.
Let's get this over with.
324
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,204
All right,
you don't have to...
325
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,801
Let's get
this over with, Pam.
326
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,086
Okay-
327
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,090
Wait, what?
328
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,443
Sorry, I'm in a rush
to get back to work.
329
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,850
Oh, no! I took a phone call
in the middle of taping
330
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,685
and then when I went to turn it
back on, I must have turned it off.
331
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,491
User error. I've heard it
happens to other people.
332
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,607
Oscar,
don't rub it in.
333
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,409
I'm sure Pam is
already kicking herself
334
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,881
for choosing a phone
call over her child.
335
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,687
Well, it was
an important phone call.
336
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,327
I haven't told anyone here
about the mural yet.
337
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,243
I want Jim
to be the first to know.
338
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,931
Whenever I tell him good news,
he's always like "Beesly!"
339
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,604
I love that.
340
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,489
The only thing better
than getting the job.
341
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,210
"Beesly!"
342
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,050
Hey.
Hello, Peter.
343
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,410
This barely even feels
like a prank anymore.
344
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,809
You missed a spot.
Fire in the hole!
345
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,086
Go, go, go!
346
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,809
Ha-ha, yeah,
joke's on you, buddy!
347
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,163
They make you come
back and clean it up.
348
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,163
I am sorry that that was so awkward
for you two in that meeting,
349
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,608
but I am going to have to
reassemble the Youth Task Force.
350
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,844
Oh, no, I really don't
think that's a good idea.
351
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,969
Well, that is not your call.
I made the decision.
352
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,209
You have no
choice in the matter,
353
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,051
and everybody knows it.
354
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,280
Well, okay then.
355
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,646
I guess we
don't have a choice.
356
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,801
Nope.
357
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,211
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
358
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,720
Lady“.
359
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,281
You never
stop surprising me.
360
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,885
What?
361
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,485
What was that?
362
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,291
Did I just hear you
laughing with glee?
363
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,280
No. I was just
clearing my throat.
364
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,608
Good night.
Good night.
365
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,327
Night.
366
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,401
Night, Creed.
367
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,129
- Hey!
- Hey.
368
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,160
So, how's it going?
369
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,687
We lost Bridgeport Capital.
370
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,841
I have no idea
what happened.
371
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,207
It's like everything I did,
he just wouldn't go for it.
372
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,645
PAM". I'm so sorry.
373
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,882
I have no idea where we're going
to come up with this money.
374
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,327
We have to work insanely hard
over the next few weeks.
375
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,445
I'm sorry. I feel like you've
already been working insanely hard.
376
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,128
Can you figure out how to
upload Cece's dance recital?
377
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,851
I definitely could
use a pick-me-up.
378
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,323
Actually, funny
story, I didn't get it.
379
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,324
I shouldn't have been so cocky about
my rectangle-holding skills after all.
380
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,008
You're not serious,
are you?
381
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,044
You didn't get
any of the recital?
382
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,164
No, I got the teacher
introducing them,
383
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,969
and then
the applause afterward,
384
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,280
but not so much
of the middle part.
385
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,642
Come on, Pam. Pam!
386
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,245
I asked you if you
could use the phone
387
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,810
and you swore
that you knew how.
388
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,724
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sure we can get a copy.
389
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,131
A lot of people
were taping it.
390
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,768
Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's
kid with Cece in the background?
391
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,884
I mean, it's really not
that hard to film a video.
392
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,890
Is there... Um.
393
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,165
You want to ease
up a little bit?
394
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,483
Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, what do I do?
395
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,040
It's gone, that moment's just gone.
I missed it.
396
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,368
I don't know, Jim. Maybe you
should have been there.
397
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,483
You're not serious,
right?
398
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,562
I mean,
how is that fair?
399
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,844
I'm in Philly, these are my days in Philly.
You've agreed to this.
400
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,571
You know what?
I don't think
401
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,005
you want to start
a conversation with me
402
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,366
about what's fair, okay?
403
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,762
This is way more
intense than I ever...
404
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,808
Pam, I'm not
explaining this to you.
405
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,081
Pam, I'm not going over this again.
Jim?
406
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,248
I don't know how else to...
We need you.
407
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,323
I don't know how
else to tell you, okay?
408
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,920
I'm doing everything
I can, every week
409
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,530
to bring home something for our family.
lam... lam...
410
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,171
lam trying to make everything
perfect here, okay,
411
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,726
so that you can have
everything that you want.
412
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,207
I'm doing this just for me?
Is that what I'm doing?
413
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,441
I'm doing it just for me?
414
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,521
If that's what you think, then
this is a really sad night.
415
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,409
You know what?
I got to go.
416
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,970
Okay?
Yup
417
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,764
We'll talk tomorrow?
418
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,720
Yup. I'll talk
to you tomorrow.
419
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,726
All right, great.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
420
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,606
Bye.
421
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,284
Hey, are you okay?
422
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,923
What am I doing wrong,
Bflan?
423
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,525
Nothing. You're doing
the best you can.
424
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,085
Brian.
425
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,889
Give her a minute.
426
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,411
It's just a tough
situation, all right?
427
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,889
It's getting tougher.
428
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,325
I just didn't know that
it was going to be this hard.
429
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,481
Yeah.
430
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:50,005
Let's turn the cameras off.
Seriously, guys? Enough. Enough.
431
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,885
Thank you.
432
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,602
Fire in the hole!
433
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,124
Go! Go! Go!
434
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,009
I nailed that guy!
435
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,369
And replay.
436
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,931
Fire in the hole!
437
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,325
Go! Go! Go!
438
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,089
I nailed that guy!
439
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,451
I'm going to miss
the paper business.
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