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The building's custodian
is on vacation for the month,
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and Dwight is too cheap
to hire a replacement.
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So instead,
we're living in filth.
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But not for long, because I
have created the chore wheel.
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Oh, yeah!
Can I spin first?
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Well, it doesn't spin.
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We'll just move the wheel
one notch each morning,
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and you see what
chore you get that day.
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A wheel is supposed to spin.
Yeah.
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You know, like...
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No, I'm familiar
with spinning.
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It's just, that wouldn't
work with a chore wheel,
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because people might
get the same chore.
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Bah! Boring. All she
talks about is chores.
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A wheel wants
to spin, Pam.
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Spinning would be more fun.
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Okay-
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Okay! That's what
I'm talking about.
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Big money, big money.
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Yeah!
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"Mug duty"?
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Yes! You clean all
the mugs in the sink.
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This sucks.
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Yeah, seriously. It's like
everything on there is work.
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I don't think you guys understand
why we're doing this. It's...
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Yeah, and I don't think
that you understand wheels.
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I've been through several rounds
of development with the team,
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and here's where we stand
with the chore wheel.
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We've got prizes!
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"Ten Bucks," "Candy Bar,"
"Manager For An Hour."
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But there are
also penalties
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like "No Internet,"
"Stanley Gets Your Lunch."
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The one thing that is not on
the chore wheel is chores.
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But they were right,
it's more fun this way.
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Tiny Wheel! Tiny Wheel!
Tiny Wheel! Tiny Wheel!
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The Tiny Wheel actually
does have chores.
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It's so cute,
no one seems to mind.
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"Toilets!"
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Pam, we've got to go!
Cece, go back inside.
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Grandma's got
breakfast, okay?
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We are going to Roy's wedding.
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Yep, Roy.
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I think the only weird thing
about going to your wife's
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ex-fiance's wedding
on a weekday at 8:00 a.m.
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is that it's your wife's ex-fiancé.
Thanks, Mom!
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A banana?
Yeah.
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I'm afraid he's only
going to have hot dogs.
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Come on. Not even Roy would
have hot dogs at his wedding.
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I planned a wedding with him.
He wanted hot dogs.
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It's so weird.
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Oh, Pete. You got mail.
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Really?
I got something?
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Well, it's addressed to Customer
Service, so it's your mail.
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Well, you know,
I'm also customer service.
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Yeah, I'm alternating.
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Another person
yelling at me.
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Well, it could be
a nice letter.
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I write nice letters to
companies all the time.
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That's really nice.
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Wow. Newsweek, huh? This
election thing is crazy, right?
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It's opened.
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Oh, yeah. I accidentally read it.
It's not a nice letter.
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Get excited!
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The special projects
fairy has arrived.
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I know you
don't really exist.
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Today, I launch my big charity
initiative, Operation Giveback.
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Andy has shot down all of my
special projects thus far,
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but this one is about charity, so I'd
like to see him piss on that one.
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Darryl!
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What's happening?
Congratulations, baby.
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Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
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Is this his house?
I think so.
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Mimosa?
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I'm okay.
Thank you.
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Would you like me
to take your peel?
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Yes. Thank you.
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Okay-
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Who was that?
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Uh...
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My ex-fiancée.
Ha-ha.
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I started a new business
with my college friend,
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but Pam doesn't know.
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Um...
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Actually I did tell Pam
and we decided, "No."
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But then I decided,
"Yes," anyway,
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so I'm thinking there's
another conversation coming,
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and it's hard to know
when that will be.
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With Operation Giveback, you pick the
charities Dunder Mifflin supports.
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Oh, boy!
What's happening?
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There's $4,000 to give away, so
who has filled out their forms?
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Stanley?
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American Diabetes
Association.
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Um, you have diabetes,
Stanley.
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I'm sorry. ls the assignment
to pick a selfish charity?
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I... I would love to give...
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Heifers International.
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Listen to this. They give a poor
person, like, a goat or something?
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It's a great prank.
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I want to work with Jimmy
Carter and help build gnomes.
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Dwight? What about you?
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I will not be participating, as there
is no evidence that charity works.
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Uh, correction, I give to
a foundation that teaches
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homeless children nautical flag signaling.
It changes lives.
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Thank you, Andy.
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I'm not doing it for you.
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I'm doing it for the preservation
of nautical flag signaling.
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Dwight, you will
be participating.
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No, thank you. Participation
is mandatory, Dwight.
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But you can choose
whatever cause you like.
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Fine! I choose the
Global Relief Foundation...
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Great. Thank you... which
was recently discovered
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to be a front
for the Taliban.
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Oh, for goodness
sake, Dwight!
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Yeah, the Taliban
in Af-a-ghanistan!
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The Taliban is the worst.
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Great heroin, though.
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Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on
the roster of Operation Giveback.
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Well, then it looks like there
won't be any Operation Giveback.
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The nanny state is over, ladies
and gentlemen! You're welcome.
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There he is.
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Is it almost time to
cut the pancake or what?
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Oh, yeah, we appreciate everyone
coming out so early. It's...
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Everyone's just
been so nice.
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Thanks for inviting us, by the way.
That was...
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Are you kidding?
That was a surprise.
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Come on, if it wasn't for you,
I never would have met Lara.
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I mean, seriously, I kind of
dodged a bullet on that one.
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I'm just kidding.
You're welcome.
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Thanks.
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Oh.
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By the way, man,
this place is beautiful.
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I started a gravel company. I
mean, who knew it would take off?
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Gravel company.
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Yeah. What about you?
What are you doing?
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Not gravel, obviously.
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No, things are good.
Things are good.
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Got some stuff
in the works, so...
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Oh, cool.
Yeah, you never know.
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Hey, bro. Stop wasting
time with this haircut.
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He's got a $50,000
sports car.
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Cheers!
Yeah, okay, Ken.
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Duncan, listen!
I would love to help you out,
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but where am I
going to find somebody
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that is pretty, smart
and well-informed, huh?
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Hold on, hold on! Erin, do you
know anybody that might...
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Oh, my gosh.
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You love the news, right?
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Well, it depends.
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I mean, sometimes I find out
things that are really sad.
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Well, I've got a buddy that's a
big-time local news producer.
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I can't tell you his name,
but it'd blow your mind.
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Uh, is it Duncan?
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He's looking
for on-air talent,
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and he'd kill me if
I didn't get you on tape.
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You mean,
put me on the news?
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You'll just come over, put on
a little lipstick, loosen up
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with a glass of
red wine and then
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we'll just run
through a few stories.
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You know, a couple of different ways
in a couple of different outfits.
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It'd be really tasteful and
it'd really help out with...
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With my friend.
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What do
you say? Huh?
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- Well, maybe, okay? Let me think about it.
- Okay.
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Think it over.
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No, Clark's not my friend.
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He is the douche that sits
next to me at the office.
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My friends are Scott, Glen and
Rob, but you don't know them.
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I never really thought much about being
more than a receptionist, but why?
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Because I happened to answer a Help
Wanted ad to be a receptionist?
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I mean, what if the ad had been
for a CEO or for a brain surgeon?
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So, uh, it was a year ago
today that I met Lara.
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I thought
she was my waitress,
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and, uh, it took her
three weeks to tell me
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that she actually
owned the place.
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You are full of surprises.
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You are my beautiful
mystery girl.
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And today, I have
a surprise for you.
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He plays the piano?
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No. Roy? No.
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You know how I said I was
taking boxing lessons?
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Actually I was doing this.
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Um, so,
I hope that you like it.
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You got this, Roy!
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She's got a way about her
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I don't know what it is
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But I know that I
can't live without her
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She's got a way
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We still surprise
each other.
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Definitely.
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You know, I never did it,
but for your 30th birthday,
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I really wanted to
surprise you with...
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Court-side seats.
Sixers.
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Yes. But what I didn't tell you was
that I actually bought the tickets.
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We only didn't go because...
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it was an away game.
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In Phoenix. They should really
tell you that more specifically.
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I mean, every game is an away
game for one of the teams.
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Do we know everything
about each other?
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No.
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Tell me one thing about you I don't know.
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Uh... Um...
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Okay-
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Oh.
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Here's one. Did I ever
tell you about the time
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that my brothers videotaped
the lottery announcement
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and bought the winning
numbers the next day,
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and then played the tape
for me the next week...
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And you thought you
guys were millionaires.
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You heard that one.
Yes.
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But there's... Wait!
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Oh, there's a funny ending to
that story, I can't remember.
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That I thought we
were millionaires.
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That you thought
you were millionaires.
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Yeah. That's funny.
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Shoot! I knew that one.
That's all right.
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The Senator and I
still have mystery.
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I'm always waiting to see what he's
going to surprise me with next.
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You all right?
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You support the
Taliban abroad,
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so I assume you're willing
to live by their rules here.
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Anything else
would be inconsistent.
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Will you join me then in a pledge to
live by Taliban law in this office?
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Absolutely, I will.
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I feared Nellie had
some sort of a plan.
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But she used
a ridiculous font.
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You don't have a plan.
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When you use a ridiculous font,
no one thinks you have a plan.
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Looking for this?
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What the...
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Oh, this is a lovely pen. And
it's mine now because I stole it.
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Give me that!
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Didn't we sign a contract
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to live under Taliban law?
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Now there's been a theft.
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That means you're not serious or
someone's getting their hand cut off.
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You're insane.
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I know, so it's better
that you pick another charity.
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Oh, and let your precious Operation
Powergrab proceed unchecked?
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No, thank you.
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Inthatcase, you
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will have to chop off
my hand.
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This cleaver appears
to need sharpening.
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I suggest you spend some quality time
together, just you and your hand.
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Tie a shoe.
Toss a salad.
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Do any of the two-hand activities
that you'll miss the most.
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I tell you what,
I need to make three calls,
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and then after that you can become a
person who chops off people's hands.
248
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,810
Sounds like a plan.
249
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,883
Clark wants to film you in different
outfits inside his apartment?
250
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,961
Yeah.
251
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,484
Clark! You and I need
to have a little chat.
252
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,440
What clothes does Erin need
for this news audition?
253
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,011
Uh...
254
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,728
A couple of button-downs,
a camisole, a blazer,
255
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,521
a pencil skirt,
stilettos, maybe...
256
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,927
No, not maybe,
definitely open-toed.
257
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,246
Uh, something low-cut because the camera
makes everything seem higher cut.
258
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,163
Really?
Yeah. Industry secret.
259
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,324
You're going to want some of those
pantyhose with the seam up the back.
260
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,811
Seems unnecessary
for an audition.
261
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,645
And then, you know, maybe just a
robe to wear in between takes,
262
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,405
but I probably got one that she
could borrow at my place, so...
263
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,000
Thank God someone here knows
what they're talking about.
264
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,570
I want you to take
this credit card,
265
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,961
take Erin to the mall
and get that stuff.
266
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,327
I absolutely will do that.
267
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,562
Awesome. Plop!
268
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,884
Guess I'll just head
over to the mall, then.
269
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,531
Buy Erin some
sexy fun outfits.
270
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,089
That Clark, huh?
271
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,243
Next question
for our oldy-weds?
272
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,482
What's the craziest place
you ever made whoopee?
273
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,527
Language!
274
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,090
Who was Pam's
first celebrity crush?
275
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,286
That's good.
Okay.
276
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,649
Pam's first celebrity crush.
John Stamos.
277
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,921
Ready?
Uh-huh.
278
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,127
John Stamos.
279
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,281
Oh.
Yes!
280
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,441
But John Stamos was temporary.
281
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,806
I quickly moved
on to Johnny Depp.
282
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,530
Johnny DePP-
283
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,565
Sorry, I was having a
separate conversation with Kevin.
284
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,921
Uh...
285
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,610
Johnny Depp.
Totally.
286
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,924
George Clooney.
287
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,051
Okay, I have one.
I have one.
288
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,088
What is your warning... KEVIN:
What is the craziest place
289
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,685
you ever made whoopee?
Hey!
290
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,967
Kevin, stop it
with that question.
291
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,642
Right? And did you show
them the market? Yeah?
292
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,050
And what did they say?
293
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,165
That's awesome!
294
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,687
That... Oh, my God! Wow!
295
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,525
It's not even real yet.
296
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,251
And I'm not going to
tell her until it's real.
297
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,087
I think maybe there actually is
something I don't know about Jim.
298
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,449
Everyone, we have a voluntary
meeting in the conference room
299
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,807
to discuss Erin's confidence.
300
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,530
Her body. We're going
to talk about her body.
301
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,767
Good. Great job.
302
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,083
Andy made me his consigliere, which
means assistant regional manager.
303
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,562
I guess he thought I would be into
The Godfather because I'm black.
304
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,201
Wrong.
305
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,041
I'm into The Godfather
because I'm a cinephile.
306
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,524
I like Scarf ace
because I'm black.
307
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,162
Erin has an audition
to be a newscaster.
308
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,240
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
309
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,243
Uh-huh.
310
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:26,128
And I want her to feel very
comfortable in her very sexy skin.
311
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,807
So, everybody say something that you
like about her body. All right?
312
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,927
Darryl?
313
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,005
Okay. Um, I like Erin's hair.
It's a very pretty color.
314
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,367
Yeah, right?
315
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,449
I'm sorry, this is
for a news audition?
316
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,521
Yeah.
317
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,967
Then why are we
talking about her looks?
318
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,691
Why not her credibility
or her reliability?
319
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,526
Newsflash, everyone,
the human race
320
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,409
finds attractive people
more trustworthy.
321
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,603
So sorry, Andy, but for 20 years,
the most trusted man in America?
322
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,767
Walter Cronkite.
323
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,841
Cronkite was hot!
324
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,366
If I could go back in time,
I'd take that moustache ride.
325
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,283
Does Erin have
any experience?
326
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,408
Has she taken any
journalism classes maybe?
327
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,931
Has she done
the pageant circuit?
328
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,481
No, I watch the news.
329
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,483
She's going to be amazing.
Look at her.
330
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,721
She's going to
light up the screen!
331
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,086
This is
a first for me.
332
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,685
And I don't get
a lot of chances,
333
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,569
so I have to take
them really seriously.
334
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,208
I will do whatever it
takes to get the job.
335
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,243
Whatever it takes.
Yeah, I know. I heard.
336
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,281
This is it.
337
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,843
Any questions?
Is it going to be long?
338
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,242
No, it's going to be over
before you know it. Mmm-hmm.
339
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,562
Afghan President Hamid Karzai
340
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,763
declared a new policy of "Dollar
Days" throughout the country,
341
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:45,325
promising low, low prices on all
2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas.
342
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,201
"Aren't you glad you waited?"
Karzai commented.
343
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,362
Um, where did you
get that story?
344
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,363
A little bit here,
a little bit there.
345
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,761
I bet you didn't think
I knew current events.
346
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,209
I love it. It's fantastic.
Now tag it with your name.
347
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,049
For Channel Eleven News,
I'm Erin Hannon.
348
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,246
Pause after "news."
349
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,240
For Channel Eleven
News, I'm Erin Hannon.
350
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,526
No, pauselongen
351
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,726
That was a good one.
352
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,647
Pause... Pause longer, okay? It
builds suspense. Don't be shy.
353
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,091
Got it.
354
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,443
For Channel Eleven News...
355
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,085
It's... Okay, all right.
I'm Erin Hannon.
356
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,846
Great.
357
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,964
Some great stuff in there.
358
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,006
I can feel you
looking at me.
359
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,401
Okay. Well, here's
something you don't know.
360
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,848
A couple of weeks ago...
Mmm-hmm.
361
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,649
...I ran into this guy
from my high school
362
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,769
who has just gotten divorced,
363
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,129
and he hit on me in the mall.
364
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,408
And I didn't
tell you because,
365
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,523
I don't know,
I felt embarrassed,
366
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,967
and I didn't know
if you'd be mad, or worried.
367
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,691
But anyway, I thought
you'd want to know.
368
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,400
That didn't happen.
369
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,605
You would have
told me right away.
370
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,250
Yeah, I would have.
371
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,489
What about you? Come on,
there's got to be something.
372
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,841
Between your birth
and the last two days,
373
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,042
something you just haven't
had the chance to tell me.
374
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,201
Uh...
375
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,685
Just tell me.
376
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,771
God, give it up, Beesly.
You know me too well.
377
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,681
- Hey.
- Hey.
378
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,606
Urn, I knew something bothered me,
and I finally figured it out.
379
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,126
What news producers are going to
want to see is how Erin relates
380
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,168
to the other people
on the news team. Oh.
381
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,608
The weird thing is that Erin
is doing the audition alone.
382
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,082
Oh, God. Now, I'd say Clark
could be your co-host,
383
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,250
but he's already doing camera.
384
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,244
Somebody who's already
got rapport with Erin maybe?
385
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,806
I don't know.
386
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,248
This is for real this time.
387
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,645
It's getting late. I thought you
guys could use a little inspiration.
388
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,127
Oh, a movie.
What is this?
389
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,288
127 Hours. It's about
this guy who goes...
390
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,528
No, no, no! No spoilers, please.
391
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,090
My bad. You're right.
No.
392
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,890
Okay.
Good night.
393
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,968
- Hey!
- Hey!
394
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,485
Everybody.
Yeah.
395
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,883
Come in. Come on in.
All right.
396
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,281
Nice.
397
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,331
What are you doing here?
398
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,210
Oh, sorry, man. Andy thought
Erin needed a co-anchor.
399
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,087
I'm his makeup guy.
My hands are tied.
400
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,251
The victim was released from the
hospital with second degree burns.
401
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,401
Wow.
402
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,841
You know what they say, Erin,
if you can't take the heat,
403
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,445
get out of the kitchen.
404
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,048
Well, he tried to, but the
fire door was blocked.
405
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,167
He sure did.
406
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,366
All right, we got that.
407
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,771
That's a wrap, everybody.
408
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,001
Oh. I just... You sure, Clark?
409
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,206
Yup, she's done.
410
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,960
No, I just... I don't mean Erin.
I mean for me.
411
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,969
I didn't feel
good about that.
412
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,045
No, no.
We got it. We got it.
413
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,562
Great. Let's get some food.
I'm starving.
414
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,201
I don't think we did get it. I
could do a couple more takes.
415
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,285
We could do it in a close-up. That
might even be better for editing.
416
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,325
Okay, I don't.
417
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,126
All right.
418
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,565
I'm hungry.
419
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,001
Uh...
420
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,367
Pete, you want to take Erin
to get a burger or something?
421
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,408
- Yeah, whatever you say, boss.
- Okay.
422
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,766
- I'll call you later.
- Okay.
423
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,002
Okay.
So this is a single.
424
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:48,245
Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me,
I'm just glad I had the guts to do it.
425
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,847
And maybe it will
work out for Andy.
426
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,649
Oh, God! Yeah. That is
absolutely revolting!
427
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,087
He is so good, though.
Yes.
428
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,128
The way he just
cuts off his arm.
429
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,169
If you like James Franco,
we really should watch
430
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,526
Rise of
the Planet of the Apes.
431
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,364
Well, he's a genius,
you know?
432
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,446
He was in graduate programs at Yale,
Columbia, and NYU all at the same time.
433
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,443
Whoop-de-do. That doesn't
make you a genius.
434
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,204
Well, it doesn't
make you stupid.
435
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,567
Well, yeah, it does actually.
It makes you real stupid.
436
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,369
Stupid like you.
No, like you!
437
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,965
Like you!
You're the stupid one.
438
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,405
You're the stupid one.
You're the stupid one.
439
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,568
You. You. You. You. You. You.
You're the stupid one.
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