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Okay. Bye
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Everyone,
stop what you're doing
I have terrible news
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Dwight is
no longer with us
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What?
What?
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He's gone, damn it
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He's been promoted to
V.P. of Sabre Retail
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and he's staying
in Florida forever
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So, he's alive?
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Yeah.
That was him on the phone
He sounds wonderful.
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Well, the way you said it
made it sound
like he was dead
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How could I have
been more clear?
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He had a massive
stroke of good fortune
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and he is now in
a better place.
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If Dwight's not coming back
does that mean
we can open his treasure?
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You guys
we've gone over this
there is no treasure
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When the team
left for Tallahassee
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Dwight told everyone
not to touch his treasure
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Don't touch my treasure
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Okay? You understand?
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Obviously he wants
us to obsess about it
There's nothing in there
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Which is obviously
what he would
want us to think,
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making it the perfect
place to hide a treasure
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Oh, God,
I'm Wallace Shawn in
The Princess Bride.
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wanted us to realize
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that this
conversation among friends
is the true treasure.
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No, no, no
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I am dying to
know what's in there
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Yeah, I know, Oscar.
We all are.
But nobody's going to open it
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You'd have to be insane
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Hi. Hello
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Now carefully open the box
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It's a photo of all of us
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Oh, that's so sweet
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A dart?
Are you kidding me?
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Who would put a poison dart
Well, I mean, I don't
know that it's poisoned
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God, I'm glad
he's okay though
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Kind of sounds
like he deserved it
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opening another man's
treasure and all. Wow
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Well, Mister Ball
it's been a pleasure
Now, give my regards to he
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All right!
Well swung by VIPVP
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I am loving the chemistry
between you two
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Dwight is going to be
working alongside me
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We are a regular
Archibald and his man
George
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Trick! There's no such thing
It's not even
a real English duo
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Ah
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I just made you look
like the Goat of Dover.
And that doesn't exist either
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You think you're excited?
You should feel my nipples
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Pong
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Oh, that reminds me
Little something
from all of us.
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Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Jim
That's so thoughtful.
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Fore! Oh, yeah
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He doesn't even care
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This is the last time
I'll ever see Dwight.
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It's a weird feeling
It's, um...
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What's the word?
It's not "bittersweet.'
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It's "sweet." Yeah
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Hey, man.
Selling cookies for Jada
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You want
the same as last year?
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Would if I could
and I can so I will
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Put me down for one box
Don't care what it is.
Dealer's choice.
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I'll put you down
for shortbreads
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Damn it
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Knock, knock. Hey
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It's Sasha's
first year in the troop
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so I'm selling
cookies for her
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Anyway, would you
like some?
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No. No
What?
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I've been selling
here for five years
This is my spot.
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You can't claim territories
This is the only place
I interact with people
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Why can't you sell it
at your church or barbershop?
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Or chess club?
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You know what?
It's your first time
we'll split the office
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You can have Sales
the Annex, Creed
and I don't know.
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I'll just take Accounting
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That's it?
Yeah. Well, okay
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Thanks, Darryl
Okay, great
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All I need is Kevin.
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Dude buys more cookies
than everyone combined.
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And then some.
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When I first
started selling cookies,
he was a relatively thin man
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Not a thin man, mind you
Relatively thin.
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Hey, Lucy, I'm home
Babaloo
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Here, let me help
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so busy at the store today
Really good cheese nibbles
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Irene hired me as
her live-in helper
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We met at
the store launch.
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I told her I was moving here
and I needed a place
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and it just
sort of made sense.
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I basically do
everything for her.
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I run errands, I do chores
around the house.
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I cook and clean.
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Honestly, I don't know
how she survived without me
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When can I
introduce you to my grandson?
He's a wonderful swimmer
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Shallow end, deep end
He does it all
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Well, today might be
kind of tough, Irene
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I have to talk to
my old boss, Andy
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and tell him I'm
staying in Florida
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Oh! What kind
of tea is this?
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Oh, I boiled some Gatorade
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Oh
Oh!
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In England, they put the holes
a little bit to the right
you see.
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We'll just chalk it up
to cultural bias.
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If I may
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Try holding the putter
you know,
with your wrists here,
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and your thumbs here
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Oh
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That's right
Your little finger
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Would you like to
buy some cookies?
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Cookies, eh?
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Mmm-hmm
Hmm
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Oh, the spring time
thinks that it's the best
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And fall time
thinks that it's the best
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Cold time has
kind of a strut
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And Valentine's
thinks that it's the best
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But gather round, peeps
I'll tell you the truth
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Nothing beats
the cookie season
That's the truth
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It's not
a scratch and sniff, Kev
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I know. But sometimes
you still get
a little something
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Hey, you tricked me
You just wanted Kevin
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You're new to the game.
You learned a lesson today
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See you next year, sport
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No, no, no, that's not fair
What if Kevin wants
to buy cookies from me?
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I do
See?
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That doesn't mean anything
Kevin, do you want to
buy cookies from me?
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Oh, I definitely do
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Huh. Hit the road, Jack
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No, you hit the road, Jack
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Hey, guys, come on
Don't fight over me.
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Why don't we split the order?
It's only fair
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No, wait, no.
I'm buying.
I make the rules
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I actually do want
you to fight over me
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wined and dined
and sixty-nined
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Ugh
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Metaphorically sixty-nined
Ew! Perverts
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No offense, Oscar
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Hop in!
We have places to be!
No rest for the wicked
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All right
so I guess this is it
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Well, Jim, I just want to say
that we haven't
always gotten along
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And, at times,
I've even hated
your guts, but
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Bye, bye. I win
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Good-bye, Dwight
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Robert!
Race you to the clubhouse
Gentleman's bet!
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Whoo-hoo
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Well, he's
Florida's problem now
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Oh, let Dwight
have his fun.
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Today will not be his day
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What's that?
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I'm going to
tank the Sabre store
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at the presentation
to the board
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I thought you
liked the store
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No, the store is lovely
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You created a wonderful space
to showcase our product line
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Great job. Cheers
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Thank you
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But there's a reason
we sell our products
online and over the phone
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Have you ever used
Sabre electronics, Jim?
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They're cheap,
they're unintuitive
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The Sabre store
would work
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if we adopted
the carnival mode
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of leaving town once
everyone's wise to us
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Wow. When you put it
that way, I guess it does
sound pretty terrible
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I couldn't just kill
the project from the start
Jo Bennett endorsed it.
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Shame, though.
I did like Dwight
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Robert, I'm going to win!
Ha-ha! I'm the gentleman
Suck it!
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Bravo, Dwight
Very good!
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Shame
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DWIGHT
The math is simple, folks
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Deeper market penetration
plus greater visibility
will raise Sabre...
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To the power of two
To the power of two
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How did that look?
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I'm not just
saying this,
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that was the best
thing I've ever seen
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Told you
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When you guys
do that whole
"power of two" shebang
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how about I pop up also?
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say "power of three.'
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Actually you know what?
Yeah, that actually works
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You'd spin off right
I'd spin off
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You know what?
That is a great idea
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Cathy, write that down
and print it out
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It's going to make
some really good
toilet paper
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All right.
There he is
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What are you doing here?
I thought I got rid of you.
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Can I just talk to you
for one quick second?
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What? Your stylist
ran out of messy spray?
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Um, actually,
it's for your own good
I think we should...
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You want to do
something for my own good?
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Turn around,
walk out that door
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Do not stop until
you get to Scranton
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Find my cell phone charger
mail it back to me
and then go to hell
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Nice. Hey, Halpert,
anyone ever tell you
you look like Wooly Willy?
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Silence
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I'm just trying to
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I know what
you're trying to do
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But your face
does look like
the guy from Operation.
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It's the same guy.
That's the joke I made
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Different guy
You know what
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I just think
you should know
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That you look like
the world's tallest hobbit
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00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,584
Well, I tried. You saw it
So, it's on the record.
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Can you help me?
I'm trying to make
a video chat with Andy
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Just open the program
and type in his username
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Can you just do it?
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You type in your password
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Erin, one, two, three
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That's a terrible password
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And you don't
make a video chat
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You video chat.
All right
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Hello.
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That's so weird.
There's something
wrong with my laptop
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Oh
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Now mine's broken
Hang on.
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Oh, there we go
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He said "l did like Dwight"?
He's going to fire him.
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No, no, no, I think it was more like
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"I liked him,
but I don't anymore
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"because he did a bad job
so I'm definitely
going to yell at him."
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Robert doesn't
talk like that.
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You have to stop Dwight
from doing this.
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He will not listen
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Did you actually
try your hardest?
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Yes. My pretty hardest
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Look,
you haven't dealt with him
in a while, all right?
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He's like Super Dwight
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It's like he's been
bitten by a radioactive
Dwight or something
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Stanley, back me up
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Don't talk to me
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Stanley's very upset
that we're leaving Florida
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but he would back me up
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If Dwight's
about to get fired,
you have to tell him.
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Just get the words out,
that's all you can do.
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Okay. All right
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What's a skinny guy like Toby
know about cookies?
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You can't trust
him to understand
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the wants and needs
of the thick man
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Maybe Toby from
two years ago.
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Yeah
That's true
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If I have a question
about my cookies
at midnight
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who am I going to call?
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Darryl
Toby's probably in bed
with some model.
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Thank you
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00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,234
I'm not going to comment
on my personal life
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Look, I need this.
Okay, your daughter
is a pretty little girl.
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Let her go door to door
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You think people are
going to buy cookies
from my chubby daughter?
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00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,163
Ooh
247
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,083
Baby, if you're watching this
you're not chubby.
You're beautiful.
248
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,335
Daddy's just got to
sell some cookies
249
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,757
And we're also
going to exercise more
It's going to be fun.
250
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,176
Oh. You know what you
have to do to decide?
251
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,428
You need to make
them do things for you
and buy you things
252
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,182
Or have them sing that
song that the frog
does in Looney Tunes.
253
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,725
Make them kiss each other
254
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,810
Make them kiss me
255
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,854
Ew
256
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,816
Yes, this is, too, tan
257
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,651
This right here.
No
258
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,945
This is a tan spot.
259
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,657
I don't buy it.
And that is a freckle.
That is not a tan, okay?
260
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,202
I'm going to have to
inspect it in person
when you get back here
261
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:11,664
I want you looking
totally Puertorriquena
when I see you.
262
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,417
Well, Andy,
I'm not coming back
263
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,461
What?
264
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,756
I have a job here.
I work for an old lady.
265
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,674
Hello.
266
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,927
Andy?
267
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,138
Yeah, that's awesome
That's great
268
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,185
Oh, baby, telephone
269
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:37,649
And tell me I'm your own
270
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,985
Okay, this is tough
because Darryl,
271
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,363
you sang better and
you danced better
272
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,950
but Toby has that
indescribable quality
that makes a star.
273
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,246
I think I've
reached my decision
274
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:56,042
I've decided that you guys
are going to keep
doing things for me.
275
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,962
No, no, no, no
It's not worth it
276
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,171
No
277
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,590
No, it's not worth it?
That's too bad
278
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,260
Because I was feeling
particularly hungry
this year.
279
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,637
Yeah, okay, so what?
You buy 40 boxes?
280
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,305
Hungrier
281
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,140
50?
282
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,184
Hungrier
283
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,729
You're not
talking triple digits?
284
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,982
Oh, yeah
I'm talking triple digits
285
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,444
Again
286
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,698
Hello, ma baby
Hello, ma honey
287
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,992
Hello, ma ragtime gal
288
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:31,870
It's show time
289
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,954
Dwight
290
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,999
You again? Gosh,
I keep throwing you away
you keep flying back
291
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,584
You're like
an Amish return stick
292
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,210
Okay, great, listen
listen to me.
293
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,628
No, no, no, no
294
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,130
Will you just let me
tell you one thing, please?
295
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,673
Yes, you may tell me
one thing
Great
296
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,133
Wait, do you want to
borrow money?
Listen to me
297
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,968
Robert is going to
veto the Sabre store
298
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,136
Jim, come on
299
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,888
Dwight, he's going to
kill the store.
Mmm-hmm.
300
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,140
And then I'm pretty sure
he's going to fire you for it
301
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:56,644
Wait
he's going to kill the store
and he's going to fire me?
302
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,812
Yes
303
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,188
That's two things
304
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,899
Dwight, please
Nice try, Jim.
305
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,233
Your pranks have
never worked in the past
306
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,735
and they're not
going to work today
307
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:04,944
Okay, first of all
they've mostly worked so
308
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,738
You know what?
You might want to
get to the airport.
309
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,531
It's going to
take you a long time
to get through security
310
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,992
with all those
beauty products
Bye
311
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,493
Dwight, come on
312
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,080
Nothing is going to stop me
That is the mark
of a great man
313
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,041
Unstoppability
314
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:24,005
Dunder Mifflin, the farm
Mose, all those things
vanish in my rearview mirror
315
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,760
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a date with destiny
316
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,720
And from what I hear
she's a
317
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,643
Help! Help
318
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:40,313
Gross, don't lick my hand
God, why is there
so much saliva?
319
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,606
All I had to do
was think about pie
320
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,899
and my salivary glands
did the rest.
321
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,275
Gross! What?
What? What? What?
322
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,569
Oh, God, Jim!
Oh! My appendix
323
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,695
I'm sorry
324
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,489
My wound hasn't healed yet.
I'm so sorry
I'm sorry.
325
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,115
Oh, man.
I'm so sorry
I forgot.
326
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,076
Are you all right?
Are you okay?
327
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,124
Where the hell is he?
I cannot do this without him
328
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,417
He's not picking up
329
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,798
Looks like
Shnoot's a no-show
330
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,801
Guess he wasn't
vice prezzy
material after all
331
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,135
But I am
332
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,720
Put me in, babe
333
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,432
I've got the info down
backwards, forwards
and doggy style.
334
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,558
I'm your man
335
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,562
Right.
Let's begin then
336
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,524
Ladies and gentlemen
allow me to introduce
337
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:29,153
the vice president
of Sabre Retail,
Mister Todd Packer
338
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,906
What's up?
339
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,166
What are you doing?
340
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,502
I'm just dealing
with Erin's stuff
341
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,337
since apparently
she's not coming back
342
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,630
and she didn't
bother to tell anyone
343
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,549
We knew.
Ryan told us
344
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,593
Ryan, why didn't you
tell me?
345
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,970
Thought you
checked my Tumblr
346
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,930
You never update it
347
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,515
Well, I updated it
348
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,185
Does anyone else
think this is weird?
349
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,438
Like, kind of
uncool, actually?
350
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,814
To leave us without
a receptionist?
351
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,858
We'll find
another receptionist
352
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,776
I mean, that's easy
We'll be fine
353
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,867
What are you doing?
I'm just trying to.
354
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,076
Get up. Get up
355
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,536
Okay. Okay
356
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,954
All right?
I'm not going to
let you by.
357
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,207
Then you know what?
I'm going to just have to
run right through you
358
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,501
Okay
What are you doing?
359
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,962
Are you really revving up?
You know that doesn't work
360
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,131
Jackie Chan
361
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,427
Go
362
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,887
Hi, this is Alex.
363
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,972
And this is Sam.
364
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,143
"Kevin can't come to
the phone right now
because he's busy with us.'
365
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,519
Perfect
366
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,189
Now people w
think I'm doing
hot girls all day
367
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,649
They might think
we're drag queens
368
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,360
Yeah, I don't know
why you picked names
that were also guys' names
369
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,905
Okay, now who do I
ride to the kitchen
like a pony?
370
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,490
Don't make me be
your pony, Kevin.
371
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,158
Forget it, man
372
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,161
What do you mean?
I'm out. So is Toby.
373
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,288
This may be wrong
but there's a limit
374
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,040
to what I will do
for my child.
375
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,000
Yeah.
I have my dignity, too
376
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,295
another man's horsey
377
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,508
No, guys, stop!
You have to
sell me cookies
378
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,468
I'll do anything
379
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,888
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
380
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,431
I'm even going
to kiss Meredith
381
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,021
Mmm
382
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,190
That's so good
383
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,778
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no!
384
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,988
This ends now
This is dangerous.
385
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,573
Thunder slam
386
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,200
No
387
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,207
Anything else you
need to talk about?
388
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,292
Nope. That was it
389
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,594
Once again,
it's show time
390
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:06,144
What baffles me is
how you could take
a perfectly good idea
391
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,564
which the great Jo Bennett
rightfully signed off on
392
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,400
and then, utterly
botch it in execution
393
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,735
If I may speak to that
394
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,571
I have only
been vice president
395
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,322
of this project for
the last half-hour
396
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,575
so the man you want
is Dwight Schrute.
397
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,535
I don't see Dwight
398
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,078
He clearly had
the infinite wisdom
399
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,415
to stay as far away
from this clown show
as possible.
400
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:32,879
Whatever you do,
do not blame Todd Packer
401
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,423
It is not his fault
402
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:39,093
Blame his upbringing
His parents
403
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:42,680
The society
that would mold
this idiotic creature
404
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,765
Fire the employee, yes
405
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,726
But not the man
406
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,188
You may not
cancel his soul
407
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,772
That was never
on the table.
408
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,608
Are you kidding?
409
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,985
She's the queen
of the whole
frigging magilla.
410
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,696
And yet, Todd,
it's you who's fired
411
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,158
Wait, I can't get fired
I'm an institution.
412
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,160
company for 20 years
413
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,995
How many of you have
been here that long? Huh?
414
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,977
Hey, hey, they're back
415
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,814
Hi! Oh, my gosh!
Look at you guys
416
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,941
Dwight, what are you
doing here?
417
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,442
I thought
you were supposed
to be in Florida
418
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,861
Yeah, the crazy thing
about that is, um...
419
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,155
Wow, you look great.
Did you lose some weight?
420
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,200
Thank you. For someone
who actually noticed this
421
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,744
no, I didn't lose weight
but I started using my makeup
422
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,079
to contour my face
to look skinnier.
423
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,497
I actually put on
five pounds
424
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,500
Hey, good to
have you back
425
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,918
Good to be back
426
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,047
Hey, stranger
Hey
427
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,132
Oh, I missed you
I missed you.
428
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,179
Oh
429
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,433
I'm going to Florida
to get Erin.
430
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,150
Forgot to turn off my email
It's crazy, right?
431
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,443
It's just when she
said she was leaving
432
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,904
"You're about to
close four tabs,
433
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,072
"are you sure you
want to continue?'
434
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,657
Yes, I am sure
435
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,369
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