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Hey, Angela
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you wanna see
a picture of Philip
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wearing those little
booties you got us?
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So cute
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Hey,
you guys wanna see a picture
of Gerald wearing galoshes?
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He refused to go
out in the rain
until I bought these
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Now, going out in the rain
is all he wants to do
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Oscar thinks having a dog
is just like having a baby.
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News flash,
if you didn't carry
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it around in your
belly for nine months
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it isn't your kid
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Exactly
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Unless you adopted
of course.
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That is where we disagree
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Hey, are your little
dudes crawling yet?
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No. Three-month-old
humans don't do that
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My Philip is crawling
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Angela is such a liar
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It's maddening
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Exactly, that's just
like crate training.
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All night long
All night long
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Well, count yourself lucky
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Wait until you have two
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That's two sleep schedules,
two naps that don't coincide
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I mean,
you'll never sleep again
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No one said
you must have two
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Like her genes
are so important
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The world just
needs more Pam-Jim DNA
Thank you, no.
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No, thank you
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Check this out
My brother just
got a new sailboat
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He has no idea what he
just got himself into.
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There's nothing harder
than taking care of a boat
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Am I right?
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Unbelievable!
Unbelievable
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Unbelievable
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It is the end of the day.
It is the end of the week
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We managed to fill
40 hours, somehow
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That's not bad, is it?
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That's great
Pretty good.
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Well, thank you
this is very helpful feedback
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Dwight, I am still not
ready to name the V.P
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That's not what
I was gonna ask
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Gosh, you jump to conclusions
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Come on, I know.
You've got so
much on your plate
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it's right now you're like
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"Oh, what's more important
Dwight's question
figure out who's the V.P
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"Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P.'
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Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P
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Can we at least
eliminate those
that are not in the running?
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Free them up to focus
more completely on the menial
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Like stacking
and sorting, or
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Catching butterflies?
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That's a hobby.
Unless it's for food
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Theater
A waste of time.
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Dragging?
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That's just a verb
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Dragging sticks
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Yes. Nice. Perfect
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Dragging sticks
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All right, I'm gonna eliminate
three people right now.
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Okay? Just. You three. No
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Not good enough
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English people's main use
today is judging
American talent.
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"You're crap.
You're wonderful.'
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They're mean,
but they're incisive
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Everyone meet in
the hotel bar at 7:00
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I'm not allowed to
say it's mandatory
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So let's just
call it compulsory
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I'll be there at 6:00
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Ugh. We're gonna have
one of those crazy nights
aren't we?
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Maybe we'll see
the real Talla-nasty
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we've been
hearing so much about
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Talla-nasty. Very clever
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Thank you.
Wait, wait
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You think she
invented "Talla-nasty"?
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No, no, no, no
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Cathy? It's been
great, fun, normal
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gonna be hanging out
with Stanley on this trip
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but he's turned out
to be kind of a loose cannon.
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My friend and I
are new here in Tallahassee
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Would you like
to get a cocktail?
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Maybe go out for
a little dancing?
Beautiful day, no?
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Okay, everybody.
5:00. Work day's over
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Put your pencils down,
and bring 'em back up
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Because now, the late
night work jam begins
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Yes! The conference
room is set up.
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I've got pens, I've got paper
I've got a whiteboard!
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We are good to go
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Say what?
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We are good to go
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Say what?
Good to go!
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Stop it
Andy
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Tonight, we're staying late
to service the accounts
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of the people who
went on the Florida trip
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Yes, of course
we could have just
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been doing this
the whole time,
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but someone dropped the ball
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Ball droppings
can be beautiful
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For example, when it turns
an awkward soprano
into a rich, full tenor.
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Jason Bourne
would kick Bond's ass
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Jason Bourne has
no support staff
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his own government's
out to get him.
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Genghis Khan could
take 'em both down,
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'cause he's not
afraid to kill children
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What? It's true
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He would eviscerate
babies and hang them
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from poles
outside of the villages
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Okay, drinking game
The count of three,
take three sips
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That's a stupid game
I got a great drinking game
Okay?
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Everyone, empty your pockets
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Whoever has
the most seeds is the king
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whoever has the least buttons
is the hunchback.
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What happens if
you're the hunchback?
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Oh, you get kicked
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How many buttons do you have?
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Forty. Always
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Can I see?
Sure.
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So I get to kick you now
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No, they're not
transferable just 'cause
I handed them to you.
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Well, that's how I
played it in college
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College rules
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And he lost at
his own lame game
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Ooh! Double meaning
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The game was lame
and now he's
lame from the kick.
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Quick wit.
Thank you
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a glass of your oakiest
chardonnay, please.
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And I will have a waffle
With your maple-iest syrup
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Sorry, no waffles
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Okay, just forget it then
Forget it. Forget it?
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Waffle?
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A hotel waffle.
I know what I wanna eat
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Is that crazy?
No
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I'm moving down here
you know
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Oh. No, I didn't know
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I'm young and I can
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And if I can't,
I'm still pretty young
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You come with me
We're gonna get
you that waffle
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Why would Erin confide
in me that she's
staying here in Florida
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if she didn't want me
to make some sort of
last ditch, nothing-to-lose
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Kelly Ka-who run at her?
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Hey
Hey
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Watson Carpet & Tile
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One order
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Order reference
number 00983-126
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Eight cases
Bright White Inkjet
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Paid
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I'm dying
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Processed
And delivered.
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Sometimes I get so bored
I just wanna scream
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And then sometimes
I actually do scream.
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what the situation calls for
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Hey, I see what you're doing
It's futile
The V.P. position is mine.
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Oh, please, you're through
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She's going to give it to me
as I'm giving it
to her tonight
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The cowgirl has
chosen her saddle
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Well, saddles
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...sometimes fall off
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Especially if
you don't properly
cinch the girth
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What? That's a joke, right?
You see the way
she's all over me.
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If anyone's
having sex with Nellie
for personal gain, it's me
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And I'm not joking at all
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If you don't
tighten your saddle
you may fall off.
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Who is ready for dinner?
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"Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos
or something stupid."No
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I went south of
the border for this
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and then I went
south of that border
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and we have ourselves
a Jamaican feast, man
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If I wanted Jamaican food
l'd just hire
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a bunch of
bodyguards and go there
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Additional trivia factoid
this food comes
to us through Val,
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and our server
is none other than Brandon
her boyf.
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Hey
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How you doing, guys?
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Jamaican, huh?
I just read about
the elections down there
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Crazy stuff
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Oh, no. I'm not
actually Jamaican
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Terrific
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What's up, man? I'm Darryl
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Oh, Darryl
I heard about you
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You doing good?
Oh, yeah
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You must be doing real good
since you're *
my girlfriend.
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Whoa
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Dude, you didn't
tell me you were * Val
High five!
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I'm not sleeping
with your girlfriend
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Brandon, what the he
are you talking about?
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Don't play dumb with me I know what's up.
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Honey, I am not sleeping
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Hey! Hey.
Let's get back to the food
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Brandon, tell us about
these delicious-looking goops
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Hope you all like goat
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Goat
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Blow in my ear.
All right
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Like I'm on the beach
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A seagull
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And a wave crashing
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A wave crashing
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Oh, that is lovely
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All right, that's
gonna do it for me tonight
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Have a lovely evening
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Hey, how's it going?
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Good.
The heating system, though,
in my room is all messed up
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It's like 90 degrees
in there
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Maintenance is working on it
Can I hang out in here?
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Uh... Yeah, I'm just
watching basketball
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Okay. Yeah.
Okay
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Cool
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Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.
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Oh, no. That's not this.
Because that's in March
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This is just the NBA
professional.
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Miami Heat, actually. So
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LeBron James
Yes
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Nice, good word association
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Impressive
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Oh, please
anyone can tie a knot
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The real skill
is in untying it
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Thornwood Wholesalers
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One order
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I read the texts
you sent to Val, man
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That's messed up
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Is this spicy?
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No, baby girl.
It would be messed up
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if I didn't find anything
But I did, so
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I'm pretty sure if
Darryl sent Val a text
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it was about
some paper emergency
or something
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At midnight?
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It happens
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Like, a hospital
needs more
napkins for surgery
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You guys,
we're not gonna settle
anything this way.
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I think we just need
to be grown-ups here.
Thank you
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I think we're gonna
need to hear those texts
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Kelly, remember how you wanted
to go home before?
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No. There's no way
in hell I'm leaving.
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Something interesting
is happening here
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For once in my life I am staying here.
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Darryl, read the texts
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Yep? Coming
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All right
Hey. My minibar is
oddly out of rum.
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We have plenty
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Oh. Hello.
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You wanna watch
the game with us?
We're watching a game
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The Heat game
It's just a game.
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Got it. Good night
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Careful, Jim
it gets easier and easier
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No. No, no. Stanley?
Stanley. Stanley?
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Stanley. All right. Hey
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You know. Just bring
back those bottles!
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Huh. The lights
are still on.
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Yeah. They keep
them on, 'cause it's
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less expensive than
turning them on and off
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I like how guys just
know stuff all the time
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Girls know a lot
of stuff too, okay?
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And nobody
knows more than you
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00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,532
Especially me
254
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:04,162
Hello, waffle iron
255
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,081
Hello! What do
we have here?
256
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,999
Okay, so the recipe
says we need
257
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,001
a mixing bowl,
a measuring cup
258
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,754
Get down
259
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,840
It's the fuzz
260
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,217
Do you want us
to get scolded?
261
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,553
Shut your beautiful,
beautiful mouth. Please
262
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,101
"I got too much ice cream
you want some?"
263
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,395
"Getting my fry on.'
264
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,688
Boring
265
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,398
"The moon is huge tonight.'
266
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,191
Gosh, the moon one's damning
267
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,567
Yeah, sorry
268
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,194
That's regular text talk
269
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,362
You forgot one
270
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,988
"You're such a great friend.'
271
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,281
With the dots
272
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,076
"You're such a great friend
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.'
273
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,454
Five dots, Darryl?
Are you kidding me?
274
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,040
Okay, 'cause three dots means
to be continued
four dots is a typo.
275
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,834
But five dots means
"Whoa, do not
276
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,711
make me say what I
want to say, baby
277
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,548
"but if I did
it would blow your mind
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot."
278
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,591
See? Yes, thank you, sister
279
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,553
Brandon, Darryl and me
that's ridiculous
280
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,638
Right?
Yeah
281
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,392
Totally crazy.
Puts me in an insane asylum
just thinking about it.
282
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,310
I'm stranded on
Shutter Island over here
283
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,189
You look like Ed Harris
284
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,983
If they stretched
him a little bit...
285
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,361
You wanna see a picture of me
trapped under a tree?
286
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,073
Uh.
287
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,409
Excuse me
288
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,785
What? Not now. I'm busy
289
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,078
I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know
290
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,329
that I saw
a bedbug in my room.
291
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,748
But never mind.
Sorry to interrupt.
292
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,332
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Bedbugs?
293
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,793
Oh, no
294
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,716
Freak, I need a favor
295
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,845
Well, then you have
to call me by my name
Gabriel Susan Lewis
296
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,929
I've gotta be gone
for a few minutes.
297
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,182
You make sure that Packer
does not sleep with Nellie.
298
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,392
What's in it for G.S.L.?
299
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,810
You really want
Packer as your boss?
300
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,103
Got it
301
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:55,398
If Jim has bedbugs,
that means they're everywhere
302
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,817
I can't risk them coming
back to Schrute Farms.
303
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,695
Our biggest attraction is
our 200-hundred-year-old
mattresses.
304
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,574
Where did you see it?
In the bed
305
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,034
Well, I haven't seen anything
306
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,745
We gotta find it
before it eggs.
307
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,913
Jeez
308
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,875
Describe it
Brown, shiny, painful bite
309
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,043
Could be a bat weevil
310
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,712
Describe its mood.
Did it seem sleepy?
311
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,298
Stressed, but to be fair
it was a tense situation
312
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,675
Fair enough
But after it bit you
did it run away fearful?
313
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,178
Or did it walk away smug
self-assured?
314
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,556
So smug. Like he thought
it was funny. Like this
315
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,266
That's a bedbug.
Yeah
316
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,018
Everything's a joke.
I know
317
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,102
Check your hair
318
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,524
God! It's so greasy
You should just
shave all this
319
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,608
Just check it
320
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,444
You are clean. Okay
321
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:45,365
The one thing
a bedbug thrives on
is heat and carbon dioxide
322
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,160
I am gonna generate myself
into a human trap
323
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,246
When I jump into the bed
you are gonna
324
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,414
cover me with
the sheet immediately
325
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,834
And then,
we'll see who's laughing
326
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,960
All right
327
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,504
Yeah
328
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,755
Cover me
329
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,090
Is this really necessary?
330
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,258
He knows what he's doing
331
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,010
Let the bedbugs bite
332
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,012
God! I feel so gross
I have to go take a shower
333
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,931
All right
then I will catch you later
334
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,183
What do we do now?
335
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,309
We wait
336
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,729
Come to Papa
337
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,190
No
338
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,619
No, I wasn't bitten
339
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,705
Okay, well, maybe it's not
warm enough in here
340
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,789
It's plenty warm
341
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,624
And I was farting continuously
under the sheet
342
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,126
creating a kind of
a greenhouse effect.
Come on
343
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,752
If there were any
in here, they would
344
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,879
have imbedded
themselves in me
345
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,630
You know what?
Maybe they just ate
346
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,424
No, you're good.
Clean bill of health
347
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,175
Besides, I gotta
get back downstairs
348
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,678
I left Packer
alone with Nellie
for way too long.
349
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,638
Okay, well, they're
fine, they're adults
350
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,181
No. That's the problem
351
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,810
Packer is trying to bed
Nellie for the V.P. job,
unless I do it first.
352
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,312
Is that really how you
want to get this job?
353
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,063
Such a chorus girl
354
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,692
Okay, Dwight? Dwight?
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight
355
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,319
Uh.
356
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,365
Is "crazy" gone?
357
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,673
Oh
358
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,012
They don't make these cords
in boot cut anymore!
359
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,682
Aw
360
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,018
Pathetic, huh?
361
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,730
A real man swallows his vomit
when a lady is present.
362
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,402
Hey
363
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,366
Yep, one Death by Chocolate
one Bananas Foster.
364
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,909
Okay, cool. Thanks
365
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,499
Wait, this is why I
exercise like a fiend
366
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,042
Feel. Seriously
367
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,669
Okay. All right
368
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,129
I'm really sorry. I just have to say it
369
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,631
I'm married
370
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,508
I'm very happily married
371
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,343
Oh, my God,
what are you thinking?
372
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,512
Um
373
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,685
How little do you
think of me?
374
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,106
I'm sorry, I feel like
maybe I misread things
375
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,734
Okay. Let's just
go back to watching
376
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,279
Can you
without running to the other
side of the room all night?
377
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,700
Yes. I can. Uh
378
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,661
All right.
I'm really sorry
379
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,579
I think we'll just
We'll just watch
380
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,206
You can watch, not watch
whatever you wanna do.
381
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,333
Take another shower
I don't care.
Okay.
382
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,044
Whoo
383
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,178
Hey, Darryl, you okay?
384
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,722
She's got a boyfriend
385
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,307
Play it cool, man
She'll come around
386
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,185
No, you should go for it.
Mmm
387
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,062
I mean, nothing would've
happened with me and Jim
388
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,397
if he didn't put
himself out there
389
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:09,110
Yeah, but my friend
Jim would tell you
to play it cool
390
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,697
My husband would
tell you to go for it
391
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,034
Hey. Hey
Hey. Hey
392
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,869
This is fun
A lot of fun.
393
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,288
I know. Can I give
you a compliment?
394
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,707
I'm really impressed
by how much you've grown
395
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,792
Since I met you
it's like night and day
396
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,211
You should move
down here with me
Yeah?
397
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,796
We could be roommates
Really?
398
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,883
We could get a dog
we could go to R-rated movies
399
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,385
And who knows, I mean
you're a guy, I'm a girl.
400
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,511
Yeah
401
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,389
Maybe in six months,
we'll see.
Six months
402
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,892
Okay. I'm in love
with Kelly
403
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,649
Put your forehead near mine
and see if you can
read my thoughts.
404
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,443
Okay
405
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,238
Seven, one, one
406
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,117
Nine
No, no, no
not numbers. No
407
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,621
No, okay. Try again
408
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,414
Okay
409
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,794
I'm still getting numbers
Seven, one, one...
410
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,506
Is anyone around here thinking
the numbers seven, one, one?
411
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,258
Please stop. Okay?
412
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,260
Dwight, give me
a key card to your room
413
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:23,226
Meet me in seven minutes
for some one-on-one time
414
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,519
Wait, the numbers
415
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:32,110
There you go
I will see you in seven
416
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,903
Seven minutes
417
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:43,913
Nellie, wait
418
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,793
Let me write my room
number on the card
419
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,714
Win at all costs.
Don't respect women.
420
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:57,385
These are the tenets
p was brought up with,
and they have served me well.
421
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,805
But my ancestors never worked
in corporate America.
422
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:04,016
They were farmers,
and before that, hunters,
423
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:09,605
and before that,
time travellers,
and before that, me again.
424
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,357
At least that's
how the legend goes.
425
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,569
The point is,
they never had to worry about
how they got ahead.
426
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:18,364
They just had to
put food on the table
and not alter the past
427
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,785
1434-967, paid
428
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,453
It has been processed
429
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,164
It has been delivered
430
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,000
That's it, last one
431
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,502
Andy, this has been
an amazing night. Epic
432
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,337
Cool down fiesta
begins right now
433
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,464
I got decaf coffee
No way
434
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,342
I've got Romy and Michele's
High School Reunion.
435
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,428
Hey
436
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,975
Can we just like
never talk about it again?
437
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,143
Sure
Okay, thanks.
438
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,146
Hey, just so you know
me and you,
439
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:55,318
I don't think
that's ridiculous.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot
440
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,667
All right. Now I think
it's time for you to go
441
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,545
What? Jim
442
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,505
I thought we
talked about this
You're cool, right?
443
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,049
Cathy! Go
444
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,219
Where's the bug?
Awesome
445
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,012
Stand back
446
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,097
Stop it! Oh, my gosh!
That burns! What is that?
447
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,600
It's a compound of chemicals
I pulled off of
the maid's cart.
448
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,644
Oh, my God!
Dwight, there
449
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,104
Oh, God! Stop it! Stop it
450
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,397
Big one! Big one
451
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,567
Stop it
452
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,487
Nice job, I think
you got him.
453
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,365
You can't stay here
this place is a biohazard
454
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,659
If I were you
I'd just bunk with Cathy
455
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,671
Second best Bananas
Foster I've ever had.
456
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,506
Yeah, what's the first best?
457
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,219
Dwight?
458
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,513
Hello? Dwight?
459
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,640
Is that Nellie?
Don't!
460
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,100
Are you in there?
461
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,560
on under your door
462
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,355
Hello?
463
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,941
Oh, look at that
464
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,027
The light went off
just as I said
the light went on
465
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,865
Hello? Dwight?
466
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,162
Dwight?
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