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Ho-ho
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Look who's back
reporting for duty
Hey, guys
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Hey
Hi
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Pam! Ha
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Look what I can do
now that she's
no longer pregnant
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Bam! Bam! Bam! Pam
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Are you glad
to be back?
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
I could have used
another week, or three
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You still had
eight weeks more
than we did.
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Well, it's not
exactly a vacation
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Hello, everyone!
Remember?
Little old me. Hi
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What are you doing here?
You just had our baby.
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Our collective Dunder Mifflin
family baby four days ago.
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I wanted to come
back to work.
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Not everybody needs
some long, luxurious,
Parisian maternity leave
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Damn, girl! Your body!
What?
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Angela, you
look amazing
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Really? I feel like
this big rhinoceros
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Anyway, I wanted to thank you
guys for covering for me,
so I made some treats
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I've got brownies
and magic cookie bars
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Mm-mm-mm
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Angela, those brownies have
walnuts in them and I think
Kevin's allergic to walnuts.
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You're allergic
to walnuts
right, Kevin?
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Extremely, but I'm going
to fight through it
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It's okay, Angela. I have mommy brain, too
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what that is, Pam
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special for you,
Kevin. Right here.
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When did you find time
to do all this?
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Babies sleep a lot, Pam
if you feed them enough
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Brownie, Pam?
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Thank you
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Oh, my gosh
It's really good
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I'm watching my weight
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Say, guys, you know what's
an even more useful
treat is cash. So
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Nope. It's over. No. Okay
We wanted to
say thank you
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Dwight, I have
exciting news for you
What?
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going to like it
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You can't tantalize me
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Oh, maybe I can
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I got an e-mail
from corporate
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that told me
Okay.
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...that you got
a promotion
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Right? I mean, that's not
the kind of thing you want
to read quietly at your desk
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If you make me
head of sales
one more time, I swear
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No. This is legit
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You will be assembling
a team to go to Tallahassee
for three weeks
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to develop and launch
a chain of Sabre stores
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah
Yeah! Yeah!
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The Schrutes
have a word for when
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everything in a man's life
comes together perfectly
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"Perfektenschlag.'
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Right now, I'm in it
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I finally get a chance
to prove myself
to corporate
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a competent team
I am likely a father
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I am so deep inside of
perfektenschlag right now
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And just to be clear,
there is a second definition
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"perfect pork anus,'
which I don't mean
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And here's
the fax for you
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And here's
some facts for you
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Did you know
frogs can hear
with their lungs?
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And that flamingos can have
orgasms that last 30 minutes
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Love to learn.
Yeah, it's weird that
I said that last one.
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So
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Yeah, look at that
We're pin twins.
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Pin twins
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This is a gift from Jessica
Kind of a gag gift, really
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Real gifts come later
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Yeah. That's cute
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When I saw it at CVS
it made me gag, too. Just
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For a while there,
I thought something would
change, but nope.
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Andy's still with Jessica
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They even carpool
together most days.
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I don't know.
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I wouldn't mind carpooling
every day with Andy,
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but I wouldn't want
to spend that much time
with Jessica
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What do we have here?
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Val knit me a beanie.
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But I can't tell if it's a
"We're just friends" beanie
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or a "I'm hot, you're hot,
let's get it popping" beanie
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So I'm going
to up the ante
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Give her a clearly
romantic gift.
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And we'll get
to the meaning
of the beanie.
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Pam, pack up your
post-natal swimwear
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make it a one piece
or this offer is
rescinded
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and join me for a fantastic
barbeque one week from today
in Tallahassee, Florida
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where I'm going to be living
for the next three weeks.
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Really?
Mm-hmm
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I'll fly anywhere
for some good barbeque
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Ooh, me three
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No plus ones. This is for
competent workers only.
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And don't worry
about the cost.
Sabre is footing the bill
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Does this have anything to do
with what you were talking
to Andy about?
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God, you're
such a spy.
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Notice anything
different about me?
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You're wearing
the beanie.
You like it?
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Super comfortable
Like sweatpants
for my head.
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It's really itchy
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uh, but to be fair,
my head is
constantly itching
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so I can't really
peg it on the hat
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Wow. It's like
the Nation of Islam
down here.
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don't hate.
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Who's that for?
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Oh. This is a gift for
my man Nate here.
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What?
Yeah
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Darryl, you
shouldn't have
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Can I open it?
No, no, no
maybe just later
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Ah, I can't wait
I'm sorry.
I'm too excited.
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Darryl
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Wow. Those
are really nice
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They're so elegant
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Cashmere
How did you know?
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Just a hunch
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Your gift is on the way
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Can't wait
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"I'm glad you're in my life
Happy Valentine's Day."
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Darryl, I am glad
to be in your life, too
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Your card is more
beautiful than the gloves
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My first task as
special project manager
Dwight Schrute,
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assembling a crack team.
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I need people who are loyal,
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people who will help me
get an inroad with the gay
Hispanic community.
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People who won't be missed.
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We don't need idiots.
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Good for nothings.
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Meth heads.
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Or...
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What's your name?
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Cathy
Cathy.
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I just got a text
from Robert California
that says
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"Bring your clubs
to Florida."
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Why? Does he think you're
going to Florida?
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I hope not.
Because I am
not going.
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Two question marks?
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No, just do one.
Two question marks
is kind of aggressive
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You know, it's like
"Well, what?"
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Just do one
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You want to take Darryl
Phyllis, Toby, Angela
and Oscar?
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Yes
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Can I interest you
in someone less essential?
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Like a Creed
or a Meredith
perhaps?
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Oh, my God
They're not
expendable exactly
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I can't think of the word
I'm trying to find
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm supposed to get
on an airplane with
those nincompoops?
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We'd never make it
off the runway
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All right, look, I got
to keep this office
functioning somehow
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so I have put
together a list
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Here's your team
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Darryl and Phyllis
you can have
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You're also taking Cathy
Kelly and Kevin.
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Oh, God.
You have your team
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Kevin? Kelly? Cathy?
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Andy just gave me
a chain with three
weak links
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Have you ever tried to use
a chain with three
weak links? I have
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And now I no longer
own an Arctic Wolf
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Well, let's hear it
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"Robert, hey,"
exclamation point I like it so far
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"Got your text
Awesome idea
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"Let's hit the links
the next time
you're in PA. -J.H.'
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It's perfect.
You emphasize the golf,
completely omit the Florida
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Yeah, it's a golf text
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Total golf text. Send it
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Done. Wait,
I just feel weird
I should just call him
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You want to call someone
that texted you? Do you want
to drive them away? I mean
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This is Darryl
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Sorry, I asked for
the main shipment number.
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I just need the address
for the warehouse.
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my girlfriend
some flowers.
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Your girlfriend?
Is your girlfriend Val?
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Yeah. Do you know her?
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We're friends
We're friends
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Cool. So can I get
that address or...
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Yeah, yeah. Sorry
I'm just looking
for a pen
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Why do you
need a pen?
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Back off I got my reasons
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May I have your
attention, please?
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Could Cathy, Phyllis,
Darryl, Kevin and Kelly
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please join me
in the conference room
immediately?
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Why?
No big deal
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It's just that you five
have been deemed most
deserving of a three-week
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all expenses paid
business trip
to Tallahassee, Florida
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Hell, yeah
What?
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I'm sorry, Stanley.
I can't share any
more details with you
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You see
Andy rejected you
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Wait
Cathy gets to go?
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Why does she even
still work here?
Pam is back.
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It just feels like
a slap in the face
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I can understand
your pain.
And your rage.
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But you know what?
Andy is an honorable man
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Let us not question
his choices. I'm sure
he had his reasons.
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We're not questioning
his reasons. I just want
to know what they are
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I know. You and me
both, brother.
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It seemed kind
of random to me
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but he was pretty clear on who
he thought truly deserved
this boondoggle of a lifetime.
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Well, he nailed it
because I do
deserve a vacation
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Sometimes Batman's
got to take off his cape
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Good point. But we're going
to be working pretty
hard until 5:00 p.m
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After that, it's going
to be beach volleyball
trips to Cape Canaveral
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and sea kayaking
with Gloria Estefan
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What were
the criteria
for going?
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It might be innate goodness
versus innate badness
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But there's an easy
way to find out
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Oh, Andy, got a few
questions for you
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Moshi moshi.
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Uh, the Florida
picks got out,
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and people were just kind
of curious as to why
they weren't picked,
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and maybe you
could just clarify
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Uh.
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Well, the deliberations were
confidential, so I feel like
we should respect that.
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Respect it?
You're trying
to tell me
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Kevin Malone deserves more
than Stanley Hudson?
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Hey
Okay, it's obvious
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that Andy picked the people
that are least important
to the office.
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Important? Because you
and your enormous
monster baby
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are so important
to the branch?
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My baby is
not a monster
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Hey, be proud
of your enormous
monster baby
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an enormous
monster baby
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Guys! Guys! Guys
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Come on, seriously, we cannot
let this trip cause
this kind of rift, guys
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Stop calling us "guys"
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when I'm nervous, guys
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Guys, guys, guys. Guys.
- Stop it
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Stop! Stop it! Andy
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Dudes
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The dudes who are going
to Florida were picked
by Dwight and me
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Okay, hey,
I specifically
remember
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that there were a lot
of other people I thought
should be considered.
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Uh.
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If anybody's going
to Florida,
it should be me.
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Every shirt that I have
that isn't a work shirt
is a Tommy Bahama.
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I'm the only person
in this office
who watches Burn Notice.
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Okay. I did not realize that
so many of you wanted
to go so badly
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so if you feel like you have
a very good reason
to go to Florida,
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I'm happy to hear you out.
Great idea
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So why doesn't everyone
just take the next
five to six hours
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come up with a statement
on why you feel you deserve
to go to Florida,
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00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,040
and Andy and I
will listen to it.
242
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,793
No, that is a ridiculous
waste of time.
For you maybe
243
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,711
Five to six hours?
Three to four hours
244
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,005
No, no, no, no. No.
Just two to three hours
245
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,508
Come up with a statement
over the next hour.
246
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,592
Thirty minutes
247
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,427
I'm out
248
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,970
Okay, read it
back to me
249
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,515
"Robert, great offer.
Wish I could hit the links
with you in Florida,
250
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,768
"but a father of a newborn
really should be helping out
his wife any chance he gets.'
251
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,397
Good. Doesn't sound pushy
You're just stating a fact
252
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,440
Absolutely
Works for me
253
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,068
Okay. Sending.
254
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,570
Well done.
And we managed
to kill the entire morning
255
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,280
We really did
256
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,955
He responded, "L.O.L.'
257
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,550
I am already...
258
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:02,345
I already picked
my team, Darryl, Oscar,
Angela, Phyllis and Toby.
259
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,305
And that is the team
that I am taking.
260
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,726
What's that?
It's not up to me?
I only have influence?
261
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,603
Well, that's all
Baltzer Glattfuelder had
262
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,356
and now no one eats
owls for Thanksgiving
263
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,025
You have two young
dynamic people
in this office
264
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,819
who know trends
who know youth.
265
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,905
That's myself
and Kelly Kapoor
you need one of us there
266
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,826
Or both?
Not both.
Just one. Me
267
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,370
Or if not me, Kelly
Ideally me
268
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,788
Again, youth knowledge
269
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,499
that's what you get
when you put Ryan Howard
on your special project team
270
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,170
Or Kelly Kapoor.
Again, not both. Thanks
271
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,131
Very impressive
272
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,675
He put a lot
of work into that.
Mm-hmm
273
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,761
PowerPoints are the peacocks
of the business world
274
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,387
All show, no meat
275
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,600
Because I feel like that
I am in a place
with my gambling rehab
276
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:52,020
that I can finally
start going
to dog racing again
277
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:57,108
You know, just sitting
watching, enjoying the sport
278
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:01,446
Maybe putting down
a few dollars if there's like
a crazy mismatch or something
279
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,615
Okay. Thank you
Kevin, we'll
let you know.
280
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,366
Thank you.
When do we leave?
281
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,035
Thank you
282
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,371
It really has been
a long, lonely winter
283
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:14,417
Wow. Seasonal affective
disorder, a.k.a. SAD.
284
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,878
That sounds like
a very real thing, Toby
285
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,714
It is real. Thank you
for saying that
286
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,592
Yeah, wow,
it's almost like
287
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,638
we're not all
experiencing
the same winter
288
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,391
Florida Stanley smiles
Florida Stanley is
happy to go to work
289
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,228
Florida Stanley
is who you want
on your Florida team
290
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,941
It's still... Well
...she does here
291
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,901
Hey, guys.
Any spots left?
292
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,903
Erin, you want to go
to Tallahassee?
293
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,199
I think it would be
a nice way
to clear my head
294
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,744
You know, I don't think
it's a good idea for you
to clear your head
295
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,663
any more than it
has been already
296
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,414
a workplace where
297
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,960
the burdens of everyday life
keep you tethered to reality
298
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,461
Either or
299
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,214
But if you can find
someone to fill in,
I would love to go
300
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,424
Well, it wouldn't be hard
to find someone to fill in
301
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,804
Really? Oh, great. Good
302
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,099
Now, is it too dark
to say that Cece's
having an operation?
303
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,101
I think you need
to go to Florida.
304
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,689
It's only for three weeks
305
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,858
You know, with my mom
and sister at the house,
it'll be
306
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:20,984
A total nightmare
307
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,070
because I'll have
all the help I need
308
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,738
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
They're incredibly helpful.
309
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,073
You're lucky
to have them
310
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,741
With them there,
you probably won't
even know I'm gone
311
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,076
Exactly
312
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,788
Well
313
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:39,127
No. No! Absolutely not
You are not going! Over my
dead body, no. Andy
314
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,421
Toons, I'm really sorry
315
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,715
You're too essential
to the operation here
I can't let you go.
316
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,259
I wouldn't say that
That's a bit much
317
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,677
You know, Dwight
if you didn't
want me to go
318
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,847
the smart move would be
to tell Andy that I actually
am essential to the operation
319
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,098
That way, I couldn't go
320
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,393
Jim is essential
Hold on. I just want
to get it on camera.
321
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,940
Andy, Jim is just too
322
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,150
Essential
323
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,943
This is stupid! Cut
324
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,320
All right. I'm going
to pack my trunks
325
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,446
He doesn't even
want to go.
326
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,947
Well, I got a text
from R.C.
327
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,618
inviting me to come down
so I think that's going
to make us roommates.
328
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:13,870
Oh, my God
329
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,081
Hey, quick question, do you
shower at night? Or do you
shower in the morning?
330
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,667
Because I want to shower
when you're showering
to save some water
331
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,672
Okay, listen up, everyone
Here's who's going to Florida
332
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,382
Cathy
What?
333
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,592
Stanley.
No
334
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,801
Ryan.
No
335
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,011
Erin.
336
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,346
And Jim
337
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,681
You got to be *
kidding me. Okay
338
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,017
Okay
339
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,853
Florida group,
welcome to the team
340
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,281
Let's go
341
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,618
Step it up, you runts.
You infants. Let's move
342
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,119
Why is it so
hot in here?
343
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:59,248
Hot? What are you talking
about? This is a nice,
temperate Florida morning
344
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,376
Eighty-five degrees
73% humidity.
345
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,003
This is the exact environment
that you will be facing
346
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,130
for the next
three weeks
of your life.
347
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,634
Welcome to Special
Projects orientation.
348
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,761
The next three weeks
of your life
349
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,223
are going to be
the most miserable
you've ever faced.
350
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,017
They're going to be hard
They're going to be dirty
351
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,395
You're going
to wish
you were dead
352
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,313
But?
353
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,107
"But?" There's no "buts.'
354
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,068
That's it. You'll wish
you were dead. You seem
a little disturbed
355
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,861
Do you want
to stay here?
No. No. I want to go.
356
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,156
Because if any of you
would prefer to stay here
357
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,367
all you need to do
is ring this bell
358
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,244
Is that the buzzer
from Taboo?
359
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,621
Shut up, maggot
It is.
360
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,373
You don't want to go
ring the be
361
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,417
Ring it. Ring it
362
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,753
How many of you
have seen the documentary
Deliverance?
363
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,965
How did a mosquito
get in here?
364
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,843
I released 300 mosquitoes
into the conference room.
365
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,177
Just temporarily
366
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,055
When I'm done,
the frogs will take care
of the mosquitoes.
367
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,478
Yes. And then he brushes
your soft supple cheeks
368
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,815
with his worn leathery
hands and says
369
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,027
"I'm going to make you
the seventh Mrs. Rosenblat!'
370
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,778
Unless you ring
the bell. Ring it
371
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,946
No.
Ring the bell
372
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,866
You want to spend the rest
of your life changing your
husband's colostomy bags?
373
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,285
Huh? Do you? Ring it
What? Ah.
374
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,288
What was that?
Mosquito
375
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,047
Orientation's over
376
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,467
Darryl, hey
377
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,634
Hey, what's up?
You called?
378
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,928
Yeah, you know,
I felt really terrible
379
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,473
that you got me
these lovely gloves,
and I didn't get you anything
380
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,599
It's cool, really
381
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,517
No, it's anything
but cool.
382
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:46,731
Now, I haven't really had
time to go out and buy
you anything, but
383
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,232
here goes
384
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,944
"This coupon entitles you
to one free tickle
monster attack."
385
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,531
Yeah. They're Nate coupons
or Nate-pons
And they're all different
386
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,367
Cash that one in
and I will bring you
a stick of gum
387
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,913
any time, any place
I'll find you.
388
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,290
Thanks
389
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,251
Nice flowers
390
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,878
Thanks. They're
from my mom.
391
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,756
Your mom?
392
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,092
Yeah
393
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,384
Oh
394
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,222
So I guess that was
your mom who called me earlier
looking for the address.
395
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,515
Real deep-voiced woman
396
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,183
Yeah, that's her
397
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,186
She said her name
was Brandon, I think
398
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,813
Your mom's name
is Brandon?
399
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,984
Yeah, Darryl.
My mom's name
is Brandon
400
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,908
out where I stand
401
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,036
This is a love beanie
402
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,292
Okay, Florida team
let's reconvene.
403
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,390
I'm going to Florida
And I'm not coming back
404
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,813
So Sabre has set up
a conference room for our use
while we're at corporate.
405
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,731
So what is this
special project?
406
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,525
Basically, Sabre has
tasked us with
407
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,527
helping them branch into
the retail market place
408
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,404
They want to set up
their own version
of an Apple store.
409
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,738
That sounds awesome
410
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,699
It did. It did
411
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,825
You know what
might be great?
412
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,703
Is if instead
of a genius bar,
we have a lounge area
413
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,997
where people can
ask questions
about the product
414
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,582
with other customers
who liked it
415
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,586
Yeah, and they should have
a place where people can check
their computers or printers
416
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,130
before they see you,
so you don't have to carry
it around like a dope
417
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,756
Like a coat check
418
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,680
Oh, don't write it down
unless you like it
419
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,764
Oh, I like it
420
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,851
It seems to me
that the Apple store
is kind of like a party
421
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,770
so I think our question is
how do we make this
a better party?
422
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,524
No. We sell business tools
and the stores
need to reflect that.
423
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,944
They need to be all business
Let all the other stores
look like a toy store.
424
00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,364
Right. Think different
From Apple.
425
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,286
Dwight, is now a good time
to go over what you
expect of us?
426
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,420
Yes
427
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,339
What are my expectations
for the group?
428
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,884
I have been given the
responsibility to manage
Stanley, a solid player.
429
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,094
Ryan, who is capable
of surprises.
430
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,013
Erin, an excellent
follower.
431
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,475
And Cathy, a probably not
totally useless enigma.
432
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,977
And, well, Jim.
433
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,315
Under the right manager
that's not a bad team.
434
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,151
Perfektenschlag
435
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,493
I'm going to live here
without you
436
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,246
Me neither.
Hey, will you put
this coat on my chair?
437
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,664
I just realized
I'm not going
to need it down there
438
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,374
Yes, I will take
your coat.
439
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,792
And I will keep it
with me
440
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,585
and I will sleep with it
because it smells like you
441
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,003
No, no, no, no, no.
Just put it on my chair
442
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,215
All right
Bye
443
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,717
Bye. Call me
when you land
I will.
444
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,011
Safe travels
445
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,181
Goodbye for a very
very long time.
446
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,350
Okay
447
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,185
It's only three weeks
448
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,191
All expenses paid
449
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,735
Yeah. Jim's going
to be there.
450
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,197
That marriage is not good
Nobody knows better than me
451
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,033
Definitely, we will
452
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,328
It's three weeks
in Tallahassee.
What else is there to do?
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