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Oh... Oh
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What is this?
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A meatball? Really?
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It's always more
fun to mess with
Dwight with an audience
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That was usually Pam
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So now that she's out,
I had to find someone else
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Turns out that Stanley
is quite the comedy fan
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But not everything
makes him laugh.
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He has very specific tastes.
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Through a painstaking process
of trial and error, I found out what he likes.
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And it's really weird
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Jim, come on. So juvenile
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What the
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You've been meatballed
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Are you ready
for some meatballs?
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Oh, man
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This is not very clever, Jim
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I know
Look for your stapler
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Really, Jim? Really?
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Very funny
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Okay, good night
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What's the haul?
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Thirty-two meatballs
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Good day
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That idiot's been
feeding us for a week
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We'll never have to
buy meatballs again
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Dunder Mifflin
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Jessica, hi, how are you?
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Yay, that's so great to hear
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I'm not going to
be one of those exes
who can't move on.
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They have their
life and I have mine
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I'm taking an Italian class
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So far, I have learned
tortellini
spaghettini, linguine.
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Well, it's not so much
a class as a restaurant
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But I do Monday
Wednesday, Friday
from 7:00 to 9:00
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I will patch you
through right now
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You sound really
pretty today. Okay
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Jessica, I love you
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That's a message from my mom
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My parents met Jessica
and they completely
flipped for her so
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they gave me
this old family ring
to use on her
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Pump the brakes, Bernard
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Too early, I get it
I just... You know
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I'm just carrying it around
seeing how it feels.
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I haven't proposed
to anyone in years
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Mom took the main diamond out
She thought that had more of a
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"my little brother"
kind of vibe to it. But
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Whoa. It's pretty nice
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Got a little bit of
The Shining vibe, though
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Who needs a house that size?
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Big, stupid, pure chump bait
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I'm selling the house
actually.
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No, there's
a glare from over here
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Oh, wow, that's magnificent
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It's mid-recession
in a depressed area
of a faltering state,
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and I've got
the most expensive house
on the market.
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The 1% are
suffering too, people
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I bought it to be
my Playboy Mansion
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A temple to wine,
revelry, sex, intrigue
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This was hot on the heels of
Eyes Wide Shut, mind you.
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Then I met my wife,
she moved in, made it her own
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Now she's left me
and forced me to
sell the place.
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The ultimate insult
they're calling
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my speakeasy
lounge a rumpus room
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Does my turmoil
amuse you, Jim?
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I'm sorry. I thought
you were making a joke
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What could you
possibly have found funny
in what I said?
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What was the joke
you thought you heard?
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I guess I thought
you were approaching it
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with more of
a sarcasm than misery
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Kind of laughing
at your own pain
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Sad clown thing
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Oh, yes. How hilarious it is
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to laugh at clowns,
the painted jesters of
a dying circus industry
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Very funny, Jim. I get it
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Um, I'm getting reports
of a serious outbreak of
the "grumpies" in here.
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A beautiful monster cost me
my 40s and my dream home
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I think I'm entitled to
the occasional bad day
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Well, please tell
Susan we all say hi
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Dude, what if
since you're feeling grumpy
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we all swing by
tonight and check out
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your indoor pool?
Kevin, no
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Like some sort
of last hurrah?
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Yeah. All of us in the pool
saying hurrah.
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Maybe the last one
that says hurrah is "it.'
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Well, I suppose someone
should enjoy the place
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before I hand it over
to the staging experts
at RE/MAX tomorrow.
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Let's try this
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Everyone, tonight, my house
wear a swimsuit
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Let's just call
it a get-together
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And let's say no food
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Hey, Oscar, was
that you who just
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created a party out of
thin air or was it me?
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That was you, Kevin
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It was me
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You going tonight, kiddo?
Because I can give you a lift
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Oh, I don't know
Meredith, it seems like
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you shouldn't drive
maybe ever
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It's no problem.
You live right near me
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How do you know
where I live?
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Andy followed you home
after the Christmas party
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Why?
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He wanted to make sure
California didn't
put it in you.
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Oh. Come on
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Wow. Andy's such
a weird stalker.
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Following me home like that
when he has a girlfriend,
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a restraining order
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It is warm
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It's almost too warm
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I'm feeling 82, 82.5
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Oh. So close. Eighty-one
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Well, we'll say it's 82
and it'll be our secret
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Hey, late guy
Hey
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Wow. Just stopping by.
Got another party to go to
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A wife and two
kids at home party
Oh
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DJ Pam Halpert is
spinning some serious
Radio Disney tonight.
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You're looking at
the master of
leaving parties early
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The key is
you have to make
a strong impression
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so you want to
have a picture taken,
you want to say some peculiar
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non sequitur that
people remember
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you want to note
something unique,
a talking point for later
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I don't mean to brag
but New Year's Eve,
I was home by 9:00.
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Robert, I just wanted to
grab you for one second
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This place is amazing
by the way.
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You should see
the whole thing
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That's beautiful.
I'm going to
e-mail that to you
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I'm just about
to give the tour
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AII right. Well
Join us
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You must see what you
were laughing about.
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Wow
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Yeah, that's some
pretty serious poolage
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What are you doing?
Hmm?
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Flicking a bug
off my weiner.
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Gross
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I'm getting a drink
Do you want anything?
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No, I'm good
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Funny how you can be
surrounded by people
and still feel so lonely
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Hi
Hi
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How is everything?
How's your car?
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It's great, you know,
reliable, great mileage
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Is that so?
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How about this
weekend we take that sucker
to a duck pond or something?
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Maybe get caught in the rain
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Well, I can't. I'm
going skiing with Jessica
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Couple of dopes
on the slopes.
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Oh. Like a goodbye trip
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No. What?
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Hey
Hi
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I guess Andy isn't
totally over his
current girlfriend.
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But if he was
jealous once before
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then maybe I can
make him jealous again
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Just not with Robert
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He told me he was a ridel wouldn't survive
and I believe him.
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Wow. You made it.
Yeah. Yeah
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Uh-oh. Look at this
Red plastic cup,
red plastic cup.
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How about that?
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You know, you are
just as dumb at night
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Mmm
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There is...
This would be no problem
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No! Show me.
All right
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Dive in from here
right now. Okay.
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Hey, Dwight Snoot
What you doing?
Wait, relaxing. Scram
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God
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Hey, Stanley,
what happened to my pants?
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I moved them.
Pants only need a chair
if there's a person in them
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Come on,
don't you want to play?
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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You want to play
you little hick?
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Dwight
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Awesome
- Dwight!
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Here we have
the parlor.
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would set down their coats
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and symbolically
their inhibitions.
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This was the gateway
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You enter this room
a lawyer, a doctor,
a teacher, a judge,
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but beyond it
you are simply a penis
a vagina, a hunger, an ache
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Susan used it as
a Pilates studio
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Holy cow
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My wine collection
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How many bottles?
Three hundred?
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About 1 ,200.
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What the hell
grab a bottle.
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Less inventory
for the lawyers
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Toby, ChÉteau Margaux, '95
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You know your wine
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Well. And you have a
Yes, another ch√¢teau
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Robert, you are too kind
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Oh
Too kind doesn't
begin to cover it.
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With ammunition like this,
we are in for quite a night
you and me
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And Gabey makes three
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Robert, thank you.
Thank you for this,
thank you for all this
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This night's been magical
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Jim, come see
this next room
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especially would like it
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Really? Why?
I don't know
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Maybe not. Just come
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Do you regret
attacking me now, hick?
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Huh?
Dwight. Stop it.
I was flirting with you
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I was trying to use
you to make Andy jealous
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I'm not going to help you
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Why would you choose me?
Because I'm mighty?
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Because I'm the manliest
man in the office?
I'll do it!
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Stop.
You stop
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No, you stop.
No, you stop
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Is he looking? You can stop
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Okay, you can stop
No, no, no
he's not looking.
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You can actually stop
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Whoa, you guys
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I just found this
insane engagement ring
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Is anyone missing this?
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The main stone's missing
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It looks pretty great to me
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I pictured myself
here every night
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eating a leg of
mutton, the juices
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dripping down
my bare chest, wiping
my fingers on the walls
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Then I met the vegan
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Good night.
To the kitchen
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To the kitchen
To the kitchen
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00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,678
To the kitchen
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00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,264
Onward
- Toby
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what's compelling about this
is the note of persimmon
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Right?
Note?
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It's a symphony
Okay.
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You have to join my
wine tasting club.
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Toby, you are
playing a dangerous game
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I guess I'm through
the gateway now though, right?
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You know
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I don't think I've ever been
in this exact angle before.
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I'm scared of firsts
but I like it.
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You guys got to
try this pool.
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No top scum, no Band-Aids
this thing is choice.
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You in?
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Yeah. Sure, sure
I'll be right in
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I've been working out
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but the problem is,
I've been building
muscle underneath
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and that top layer
hasn't burned off yet
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Awkward stage
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Mmm
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So good. Now take a chip
and crush it into my face
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and rub the grease around
Do it. Yeah, rub it in.
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Yeah
That's so good
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Andy's not even looking
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eating is a dead end
Damn it.
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What is the most
romantic possible thing?
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We can get some chicken fights
going in the pool.
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Dwight, that's just
That's really perfect
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Thank you. Yes
Yes!
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You're in my lane
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Andy
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Dwight and l
challenge you and Jess
to a chicken fight.
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Winner take all
252
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,357
Chicken fight
253
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,859
No, thanks
Dang it!
254
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,110
What the heck already
255
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,196
Cathy, chicken fight
256
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,365
Okay, yeah, who's
going to be my partner?
Where's Jim?
257
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,367
I'm right here
258
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,209
Come on, Cath
259
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,961
Yes
260
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,046
Whoo
261
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,841
Dwight, our
chemistry is really clicking
We work so well together
262
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,344
I know. I could just
bang you right now
263
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,598
He's not looking. Hey
264
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,852
I had two bears sewn together
to make this king size.
265
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,396
Total waste of two bears
266
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,608
To both these bears
267
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,194
To both these bears
- Bears.
268
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,404
To both these bears
269
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,618
When I put in
the screening room
I bought three movies
270
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:53,373
Caligula,
Last Tango in Paris
and Emmanuelle 2.
271
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,041
Mwa
272
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,671
The last two movies
I actually watched
in here were
273
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,591
Marley & Me and
On Golden * Pond.
274
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,594
I mean, it's clearly meant
for watching erotic cinema
275
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,763
Yeah. We could watch some
right now, if you want.
276
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,433
I've got a Korean
film on my iPod.
277
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,270
If you want to just...
If you have the cables
278
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,815
Kelly, that's
a crazy ring you found
279
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,150
Yeah. Thanks, I'm
really glad that I found it
280
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,777
I can't believe
you're wearing it
281
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,237
Are you not
superstitious at all?
282
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,948
Of course I'm superstitious,
what are you talking about?
283
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,994
Ring of a failed marriage
might have some
sinister energy, right?
284
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,245
Am I just being silly?
285
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,955
I don't think
you're being silly
286
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,039
Oh, God
287
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,291
You know what?
I can just sell it
288
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,667
and put the money
in the party fund.
289
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,377
Oh
290
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,254
Then another
woman will get it,
we can't allow that
291
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,797
We have to destroy it
292
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,632
Come on. Let's
chicken fight those two
293
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,348
How was that?
Okay, watch my toes
294
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,936
Hey, Val, want a beer?
295
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,355
It might taste better
than that pool water
you've been drinking
296
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,815
No, I'm good. Thank you
297
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,400
Cool
Cool.
298
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,195
Does Darryl not swim?
299
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,073
That's racist. I don't know
300
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,328
but I would say
by looking at him,
no, Darryl does not swim
301
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,540
That's all right
That's all right!
We got this
302
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,167
Yeah
Yeah
303
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,339
Maybe we should
take a little break
Dwight, we've got this.
304
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,175
I promise. I will not
leave your shoulders
no matter what
305
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:28,843
Okay
306
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,970
One more?
Yeah. Great
307
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,726
Mush! Mush! Mush
308
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,687
Come on
Go
309
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,192
Here we go
310
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,194
Yay
311
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,196
Whoa
Wow.
312
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,115
I cannot believe
you're still on.
I can't believe it either
313
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,159
I've got this!
314
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,886
Erin, did we win?
315
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,681
Sure. Sure, we did
316
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,392
You're lying.
We didn't win
317
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,353
Hey, hey, hey, Dwight
It's okay!
Just rest. Just rest.
318
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,730
You've broken up
your last couple,
you evil ring.
319
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,565
Do it
320
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,237
We're in the pool
Shove it, Angela.
321
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,241
Same old party
same old people, am I right?
322
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,284
Reminds me of
Phyllis' birthday
323
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,287
Ooh. Do not remind me
of Phyllis' birthday I know.
324
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,417
But boy, that Erin,
she sure is a ripe
little tiger, isn't she?
325
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,377
Meow!
326
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,588
And to think I
always thought of her
as a second Meredith
327
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,634
Respectfully, I don't
want us walking into
328
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,262
a similar Angela
kind of situation
Mmm.
329
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,681
So I just want to make sure
that you are completely
330
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,434
100% done with Erin
331
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:05,857
Last I checked
I'm with Jessica
and I like to get my mongo on
332
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,943
It's monogamy
for my hog and me
333
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,403
Not what I asked
We're done
334
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,113
Erin and I are over.
Okay
335
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:16,534
So then you
won't mind if tonight
I just go crazy on her?
336
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,870
Just go nuts...
337
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,955
With sex
338
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,749
Have at it
339
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,960
Or take it slow,
whatever you guys work out
340
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,090
You're an idiot
341
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,939
Cannonba
342
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,571
Let's do this
343
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,120
Oh
344
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,332
So I kind of stepped on this
I think it's yours.
345
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,833
Yeah
346
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,460
Oh. Wow
347
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,629
How did you know
it was mine?
348
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,090
The Bernard family seal, duh
349
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,884
Duh
350
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,306
Sorry if your
special night was ruined
351
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,186
Oh, whoa, whoa, no
it's not a special night
352
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,939
Oh, you weren't
going to do it?
353
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,901
Honestly, Erin, I don't know what I'm doing
354
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,744
Thank you
355
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,959
Andy's confused
356
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,503
That's not what
I was hoping for.
But it's not so bad either
357
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,718
And, of course
the pool.
358
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:04,100
Ultimate lubricant
for any wild evening
359
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:10,231
It was here that my
parties would have
crescendoed into true madness
360
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,650
To madness
361
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,652
Madness.
To madness
362
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,070
To madness
363
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,617
Hey, I think you
parked my car in
364
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,952
Is there any way
you can move your van?
365
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,663
Hey, I'm sorry
When I got here,
I put my keys in a bowl
366
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,789
Are you serious?
367
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,750
Robert, I want you to know
I'm here to rock with
you as late as you want
368
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,211
And that goes
double for me
369
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,088
I'll stay even
later than you'd like
370
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,643
Toby, I am Bacchus
god of wine.
371
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,353
And I am Bacchus' friend
372
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,361
Gentlemen, bear witness
while I've been
373
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,280
mourning the nights
that never were
374
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,033
one of them has been
unfolding here before me
375
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,124
This is no get-together
376
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,793
This is a party
377
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,058
Yes
378
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,983
And there's
my talking point
379
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,259
Yes, that's it.
Push yourselves, boys
380
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,012
It's not a party
if you don't do
something that scares you
381
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,856
You two keep going
382
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,277
Hey, he's asleep.
We can just leave
383
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,195
So leave
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