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They caught
the Scranton Strangler.
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They trapped him
in his house.
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FEMALE NEWSCASTER ON COMPUTER:
...and thenphotographing them,
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is believed to be inside.
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Police have now surroundedthe apartment complex.
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Police have surrounded.
And we
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now see what appears tobe a SWAT van pulling up.
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SWAT, SWAT's arriving.
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It is unknown if heis armed with any...
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They should
do that thing
where they play
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the really good music
to get him to come out.
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Ugh! They shouldn't
televise any of this.
It just encourages copycats.
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Just say copies.
Why do you have to
drag cats into this?
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Okay, while this is
interesting, we should
get back to work.
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These standoffs
can last a long time.
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What if it's
another Waco?
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It's pronounced "wacko."
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Some events
are so newsworthy,
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so historic,
that you have to stop
everything to watch.
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Balloon boy,
Michael Jackson's funeral...
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Uh, things that,
if you didn't
see them live,
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you wouldn't really
care that you didn't
see them at all.
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FEMALE NEWSCASTER:
Coming to youfrom the corner of...
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Columbia Street
and Washington Ave.
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God, when is he
gonna come out?
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For what we allpray is the last...
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ANDY: I bet he's wishing
he had a hybrid, right?
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Sixty miles
to the gallon
in the city!
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No, I bet he's wishing
he was strangling someone.
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Okay, that's our street.
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That's our street.
He's going down
our street.
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Come on, everybody.
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KEVIN: Go. Go, go, go.
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There it is.
There it is.
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I saw it.
ANDY: Where? Where?
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I saw it. It's gone.
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ANDY: Oh!
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He went right by.
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You missed it.
You missed it.
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MICHAEL: "Grandpa,where were you the day
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"the Scranton Stranglerwas caught?"
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Well, I was there, kiddo.
I was there.
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And I'll tell you what,
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you go sell these
and buy yourself
a nice spaceship.
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Michael.
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Walk with me.
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Gabe and I are
having a party,
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and everyone's invited,
and it's at his apartment.
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And we're gonna watch Glee.Glee? What is Glee?
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Some sort of
television program?
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Jim, I need
that thing, stat.
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Okay.
ERIN: Yeah,
it's a TV show.
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Dwight. Signing.
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I don't have time for
parties. I don't have
time for TV shows.
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Stanley,
what time is that thing
that I have to do?
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I...
Cancel it.
Are you still here?
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Oh, it's just...
It's our first
party together.
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So...
Mmm-mmm!
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Did you hear
what I said?
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I'm a very busy man.
I don't have time
for your TV show.
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Okay, sorry.
I'm joking.
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Wait, which...
I'm joking.
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I'm kidding around.
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I'm not actually angry.
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I'm not busy at all.
I'm not doing anything.
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And I know what Glee is.
I am a total Gleek.
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Oh, me too.
You know who my
favorite character is?
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The invalid.
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Yes, I'd love to
come to your party.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I don't know
if Michael likes
Gabe that much,
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but there's
this thing on Glee
called mash-up,
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where two things
that don't go together
make one great song.
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Take Gabe, take Michael,
you make "Gaymike."
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Best friends.
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No, really?
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Is there time
to change this?
That show...
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I mean,
first they say
that Mr. Schue
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doesn't know
anything about
choreography,
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and then, like,
three episodes later,
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he's this fantastic
choreographer.
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Pick a lane, people.
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And what was with
Jesse's sudden turn
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on Rachel between
Dream On and Funk?
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Where the heck
did that come from?
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Honestly,
that show, it's just...
It's irresponsible.
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Are you going?
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Not because I want to.
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Of all feelings,
to base a show
around glee?
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Thirst. Now that's
a show I'd watch.
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I would watch that.
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Tonight might be
a convenient night
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for us to have
some intercourse.
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You're having a party
at Gabe's apartment?
Mmm-hmm.
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I'd love it if
you were there.
You would?
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You and Michael
are always the
life of the party.
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Try and keep me
from coming.
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Why would I keep
you from coming?
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Try and hide it,
I will track
this party down.
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Why would I hide it?
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Kevin.
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Hey. You going tonight?
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Yes, I am. Are you?
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Yeah. You got to go
to the boss's party, right?
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Mmm-hmm.
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What? No, Gabe...
Gabe is not the boss.
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No, he's not the boss.
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Why did you just
say he was the boss?
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'Cause you're the boss.
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Guys, do you consider
Gabe to be the boss?
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It's a make-your-own-pizza
night.
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MICHAEL: Okay.
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Isn't Gabe's
place so nice?
Uh-huh.
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Look at the size
of those wine glasses,
Michael.
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They're big.
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Those posters used
to be real French ads.
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All right.
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So, these are your
cheeses, your hams,
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your sausages,
your herbs and
your vegetables.
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Here's what's been done.
Start creating.
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Sometimes it helps
to think of a part
of the world
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and then make...
Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Gabe likes to
entertain a lot,
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and he cooks in an oven,
and all that jazz.
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I just have
a different lifestyle.
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They have these
bags of vegetables
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that steam right
inside their own bag.
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So, I'll get a glass
of sangria,
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sit down in front
of the TV,
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my bag of vegetables...
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Before you know it,
I'm ready for bed.
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Okay.
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You don't really
toss the dough.
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Try to destroy
the old ways, Gabe.
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I will not let you.
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So, welcome
to my man cave.
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I did my senior
year abroad in Japan.
Best year of my life.
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You play?
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I like to create
soundscapes.
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Imagine one instant of
a song expanded to be
the size of the universe.
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I can't even do that.
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She's up. Great.
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Cece is reverse cycling,
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which means she
sleeps all day,
and she's up all night,
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which basically means
I'm up all day,
and I'm up all night.
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And if it doesn't stop soon,
I am gonna be up all night.
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The show's starting.
The show's starting.
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The show's starting.
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Show's starting.
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FINN: All right,let's gather around.
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Who's that?
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KELLY: Finn.
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Who's that?
Rachel.
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Okay. Which one's Glee?
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You have to stop.
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Where's Michael?
Where's Michael?
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We can't start
without Michael.
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Oh, here he is.
Oh, yay, and let
the show begin.
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GABE: That's a little loud.
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Well, actually, I think
it's not loud enough. May I?
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Excuse me.
Thank you, sir.
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There you go.
It's Glee, right?
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Rock and roll.
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Turn it up to 11.
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Come on, Michael.
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Spinal cord.
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Some of us are trying
to have a conversation.
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Well, some of us
are trying to...
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I'll just turn
the captions on.
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Well, I will turn
the volume up.
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That's for the other box.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Here's what
we're gonna do.
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Right down the hall
is a bedroom.
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All the real Glee fans
are gonna go down the hall
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to the real Glee
party in the bedroom.
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Follow me
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where we can crank it.
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What's your angle?
That woman.
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She's been in
a couple of episodes
of Friday Night Lights.
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You know what?
I'm so confused.
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Is this a Glee watching
party or is this
a Glee pausing party?
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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Because we keep stopping it
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to get a history
lesson about
television...
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OSCAR: I didn't
know the rules.
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There. It's on, it's on.
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I didn't read
the rule book.
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Hey, Michael.
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Maybe you should try going
in the other room again.
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You can have my seat.
It's closer to the TV.
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It'll seem louder.
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Pam, I have a loaded gun
in my desk at work.
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And if I ever start
acting like that
weenie, Gabe,
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I want you to
take that gun,
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and I want you
to shoot me,
like, 100 times
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in the groin
till I'm dead, okay?
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You have a gun
in your desk?
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Somewhere.
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Hey. Marantz tube
stereo from the 1970s!
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I respect that.
I respect that a lot.
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The five Chinese
virility herbs.
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No kidding.
This is powdered
seahorse.
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They say that 15
Chinese soldiers
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fought off the entire
army of Genghis Khan
just using this stuff.
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You know what they say...
No, what?
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What is this,
samurai woodcuts? Yup.
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Pretty erotic.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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Better men than Gabe
have tried to be my boss.
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David got fired.
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Charles got fired.
Jan went crazy.
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Ed Truck,
who I liked,
got decapitated.
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Michael.
Yes.
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I find it
absolutely disgraceful
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that no one
followed you in here
for your walk-out.
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I took the liberty of
making a list of everyone
who didn't follow you in here.
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Jim, Oscar, Creed,
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me, at first... Kelly...
Maybe I should go.
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Are you gonna
quiet that baby
or do I have to?
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In the Schrute family,
the youngest child
always raises the others.
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I've been raising
children since
I was a baby.
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Take a shot.
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Oh, thanks.
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So much Asian stuff!
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I wonder if there's
a guy in China right now
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looking at
a bunch of our stuff.
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Why does Erin
like Gabe?
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Andy, look,
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all I know is,
if I was a girl
and I had to choose
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between a tall
dude who loved Asia
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and a you-looking dude
who loved sweaters
and wearing sweaters,
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I'd choose you.
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That's really nice.
Thank you.
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And I'd blow your mind.
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OSCAR: Jim, what
are you doing?
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It's a commercial break,
so I just wanted
to check the scores.
249
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Flip it back, please.
250
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,665
Okay.
251
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,366
The show's back on.
What happened?
252
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:44,937
We were behind.
253
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,305
Go to the recorded version.
254
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,004
Oh, my God.
What song was that?
255
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,640
I wasn't recording it.
What?
256
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,617
What song was it?
257
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,811
Wait, why do you
have to record it?
258
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,188
Right now is why, Erin.
We're living it.
259
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,647
Start recording now.
Jim.
260
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,389
Okay, they did
Blinded by the Light,
261
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,258
and they did it with
an actual blind guy.
262
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,055
Was it worth it, Jim?
'Cause we missed it.
263
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,865
If I could get her
sleeping normally,
I would get my life back.
264
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:12,628
That would be nice,
wouldn't it?
265
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,067
I can't even
talk about it.
266
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,674
You know, it's not
really necessary for me
267
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,233
to sit here
holding her all night.
268
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,710
Just go to
Gabe's refrigerator,
get a lump of suet,
269
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,773
or any kind of
congealed animal
fat will do, really.
270
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,479
Tie a piece of string to it,
tie the other end to her toe,
271
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,317
pop the suet
in her mouth,
272
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,185
she'll be happy for hours.
273
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,023
I kind of doubt
Gabe has suet.
274
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,519
Really?
275
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,292
Well, then here we are.
276
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,388
Michael.
277
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,631
Gabe is making
the pigs in a blanket,
278
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,603
and he kind of
needs some help,
279
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,765
so he was wondering
if you could help him.
280
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Phyllis Vance.
281
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,653
282
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,186
Is that White Diamonds
by Elizabeth Taylor?
283
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,487
You know your perfumes.
284
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,656
My nanny used
to wear that.
285
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,194
I just ate an
entire seahorse.
286
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,858
I have to admit,I did not thinkit was gonna work,
287
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,196
but it's totally working.
288
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,135
I feel exactlylike a seahorse.
289
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,966
290
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,239
291
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,235
Look who I found.
292
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,508
Yeah, well, I wasn't
very hard to find.
293
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,977
Let's go ahead
and wash your hands.
294
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,046
Is this the same dough
that you used for
the pizza crust?
295
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,155
Yeah. Waste not, right?
296
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,350
So, these are pizza dogs.
These aren't
pigs in a blanket,
297
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,683
per se.
298
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,596
Michael knows
everything there is
to know about snacks.
299
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,654
Well.
300
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,291
Gabe was born in 1982.
301
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,092
He was the longest
baby in the hospital.
302
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,568
He's the longest
baby in this room.
303
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,864
What's the longest thing
you've ever seen?
304
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,964
For me,
it was the tail
from a jet...
305
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,064
Erin, you don't have to...
306
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,837
Yeah, you know what,
Erin, you do have to.
Michael,
307
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,641
you are making this
harder than it has to be.
308
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,008
That's what she said.
309
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,747
Hey.
310
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,119
PAM: It's a miracle.
311
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,627
She loves him.
312
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,330
I don't know
about "love."
313
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,157
She loves me.
314
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,665
Outside. My car.
Two minutes.
315
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,673
All right. Something's
come up. I gotta go.
316
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,731
No, no, no,
she'll wake up.
317
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,866
No, I have
something to do.
318
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,946
I know what you have to do.
Please stay with Cece.
319
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:38,446
Dwight,
I've always considered us
to be very good friends.
320
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,816
Great friends.
321
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,013
Remember your concussion?
322
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,020
I do,
323
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,250
but you married
my worst enemy.
324
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,293
I know.
Well, I think
enemy's a strong word,
325
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,224
'cause I think we have
a really charming
back-and-forth...
326
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,626
Enough.
327
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,796
I will require
beer and pizza
to think this over.
328
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,595
Absolutely.
From Jim.
329
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,661
Well, I don't
think that's...
330
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,106
Do it.
331
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,837
What kind of pizza
would you like?
332
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,878
Surprise me. No.
333
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,238
Pepperoni.
334
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,645
Okay.
335
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,452
All right.
336
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,254
And the winner is,
by two votes, Sam and...
337
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,362
What's going on?
338
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,897
339
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,233
Hey, Creed.
Do you read Chinese?
340
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,461
Better than English.
341
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,530
What does this say?
342
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,804
343
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,543
Hello, UPS, still waiting
on that five minutes
with Erin I ordered.
344
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,021
Oh, never mind,
it's here.
345
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,226
Well, if it isn't
the belle of the ball.
346
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,653
You throw
a lovely party, milady.
347
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,258
Are you having
a good time?
348
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,164
Did you wear
my favorite outfit
on purpose?
349
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,224
Andy, you look awful.
350
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,932
You're four seasons
in a day.
351
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,702
You got the autumn
thing going on.
352
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,643
But if you put on baby...
353
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:13,969
354
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,273
But if you put
on a blue...
355
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,620
It's springtime
in the Rockies.
356
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,819
Are you all right?
No!
357
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,828
Mmm-mmm.
Insert it in my mouth.
358
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,023
Okay, that's not
gonna make your
359
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,793
pizza-eating experience
any better, trust me.
360
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:33,855
Oh, try me.
361
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,926
Jim, just don't
think of it as
degrading.
362
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,632
Think of it as you happen
to be moving the pizza
363
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,669
six inches this way,
and he happens
to be biting it.
364
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,711
I'd prefer for him to
think of it as degrading.
365
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,767
Okay.
366
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,745
Crust first.
367
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,679
Okay. Now the beer.
368
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,347
Beer me, Jim.
369
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,660
370
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,663
Gentle.
371
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,325
Mmm, mmm.
372
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,731
Now I've got to
go meet Angela.
373
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,670
What? No, wait.
You said you
were gonna help us.
374
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,866
I have a legal
obligation to Angela,
okay?
375
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,172
She needs to be serviced.
376
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,405
You need to stop talking.
Oh, God.
377
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,811
Oh, come on.
378
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,348
Can we stop
the fake prissy act?
379
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,405
Join the real world.
380
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,042
Sex contracts exist, okay?
381
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,813
Okay, fine, there
must be some way
382
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,411
to get out of it,
even just for tonight.
383
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,013
Yeah, sure.
Jim can go see her.
384
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,047
Okay.
You've been with
a blonde before?
385
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,148
It's the big leagues.
386
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,487
I'm going home,
and I'm taking my baby.
387
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,392
No, no, don't.
388
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,555
I will go
talk to Angela.
389
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,228
She is in heat.
390
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,357
She will eat
your face off.
391
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,467
The reverse cycling
ends tonight.
392
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,068
A single piece of
pepperoni, please.
393
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,808
I'm not...
394
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,810
What are you doing?
395
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:03,255
I wanted to eat
a pig in a blanket
in a blanket.
396
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,423
397
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,925
PHYLLIS: Are you all right?
398
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,402
Erin likes Gabe.
399
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,765
I know.
400
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,669
I thought you two
were nice together.
401
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,605
Do you think
that they've ever...
402
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,664
Made love?
403
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,041
I don't know.
404
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,710
Well, girls tell each
other things, right?
405
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,117
I'll see what
I can find out.
406
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,046
407
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,211
Where you been?
408
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,913
I just went out
for a walk.
409
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,522
Cable's out.
410
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,288
What? Really?
411
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,554
That stinks.
412
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,789
It's still on upstairs.
413
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,966
What does that mean?
Party's over?
Everybody leaves?
414
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,156
CREED: Are you sure?
415
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:52,669
Hey,
Puck and Finn worked it out,
and the solo is now a duet.
416
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,172
Are you kidding me?
No.
417
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,299
Now, that's going on.
Yep.
418
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,170
KEVIN: I can't believe
we're missing that.
419
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,713
Boy, I wish
I could see that.
420
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,081
You know what?
I have an idea.
421
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,543
I don't know if
it's gonna work,
422
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,950
but let me give
it this... Okay.
423
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,009
I'm gonna
give it a shot.
424
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,386
Please, Michael,
just make the Glee happen.
425
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,480
Good luck, Michael.
426
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,855
Erin.
427
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,793
So, how long have you
two been going out now?
428
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,420
Oh, like three months.
429
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,464
I imagine things are
starting to heat up.
430
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:20,855
I don't know.
431
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,458
Of course, you don't
want to rush things.
432
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,528
I mean, the anticipation
can be so exquisite.
433
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,806
Bob and I
took our time.
434
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,433
The first time we
saw each other naked,
we didn't even make love.
435
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:34,173
We just stared at each other
until we fell asleep.
436
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,373
It was magical.
437
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,079
I have to go, Phyllis.
Really magical.
438
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,219
Hey in there.
It's me, Pam.
439
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,586
It's not Dwight.
Don't think it's Dwight.
440
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,549
What are you doing here?
441
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,151
I know you and Dwight
have this weird deal.
442
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,157
He sent me out here
to see if you
could postpone.
443
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,262
Are you authorized
to do this?
444
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,460
Yes. I have been
so authorized.
445
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,668
Okay, well, tell him
that we'll do this
tomorrow night instead.
446
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:01,730
Okay.
Wait, Pam. Pam.
447
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,703
How did he seem?
You know, like, did
he seem disappointed?
448
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,814
You know, there are
a lot of guys out there
449
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,247
who would just love
450
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,478
and appreciate a woman...
You know what,
Pam, just save it.
451
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,348
You did this?
452
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,893
No, I was just check...
Yes, I did. Yes. Yes.
453
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,951
Why won't you like him?
454
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,998
What is there to like?
He's just...
455
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:30,496
He's a weird, little,
skeevy guy with no waist.
456
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,231
Why do you care
whether we like
him or not?
457
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,034
I care if you like him.
458
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,966
Why? I'm not
your father.
459
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,115
All right.
460
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,386
Okay.
Go to your room.
461
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,050
What?
462
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,857
Go to your room,
young lady.
463
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,802
I'm not going
to my room.
464
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,996
You listen to me.
465
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,166
You listen good.
466
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:12,268
You are not to see
that boy anymore.
467
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,571
You listen to me.
468
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,638
You are not to
tell me what to do.
469
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,650
As long as you are
living under this roof,
470
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,912
you are going
to do what I say.
471
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,247
I hate your roof.
472
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,378
Do not raise
your voice to me.
473
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,319
I'll raise it all I want.
I'll raise the roof.
474
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,187
I will pull
this car over.
475
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,283
I hate it.
I hate your car.
476
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,590
See you, Oscar.
477
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,561
If you break that girl's
heart, I will kill you.
478
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,926
It's just a figure
of speech.
479
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,903
But seriously, if you
break that girl's heart,
480
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,738
I will literally kill you
and your entire family.
481
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,176
Gabe, just goand have fun with Erin,
482
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,146
but not too much fun.
483
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:52,077
That girl's gonna
turn my hair gray.
484
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,179
What happened?
485
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,353
I accidentally
ate some seahorses.
486
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,825
How much?
487
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,155
I don't know.
It's powdered, so...
488
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,130
Like, four or five,
I don't know.
489
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,870
I've got just the thing.
490
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,246
This one is called
"Earthrise on the Moon."
491
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,574
�NEW AGE
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING�
492
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,112
That's so beautiful.
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