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Can you confirm that
the straps are tight?
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Yes.
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But this seems a little...
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And now the chains.
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A lot of people think that magic camp
is just for kids.
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And that's why so many other people
in my class were kids.
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Self-fulfilling prophecy.
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It's really for anybody with a dream
and a belief in magic,
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and a little extra time after school.
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Magic, magic, magic.
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And now, Michael the Magic will attempt
to escape from extreme bondage.
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Can he do it? I don't see how he can.
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I know how.
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He'll dislocate his shoulder
and slip his arm out.
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No. No.
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Everyone, now count down with me.
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Three...
Sorry. Sorry, quick thing.
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So is it true that if you can't get out,
you don't want anyone to help you?
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I will get out. Oh, yes. I will.
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So we shouldn't help you no matter
how much you might beg and plead?
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No. All right. Just... This is getting hot,
so let's just do this, okay?
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ALL: Ready! Three! Two! One!
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Go!
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(GROANING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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(YELLING)
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Is everything okay, Michael?
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Yes.
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MICHAEL: I cannot tell you
how I plan to escape
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other than by using magic.
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That is the magician's code.
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Separately on an unrelated note,
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if you happen to
find a small brass key...
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All right, ready? Come on, guys.
Early worm gets the worm.
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Another worm, like, are they friends?
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That's, "Early bird gets the worm."
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Okay.
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(BLOWING)
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Pam, would you smell my breath?
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No. No.
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DWIGHT: Let me smell.
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Good. Not great.
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"Michael, you go to parties all the time.
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Why is tonight so special?
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Well, tonight is so special
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because my boss's boss's boss, the CFO,
not his initials, common mistake,
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is having a little shindig
for all the managers in the company.
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And Jan and I are going
as a couple for the first time.
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So it's kind of our
coming out party, really.
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And that is why tonight is so special.
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Jimbo, last chance, carpool.
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Oh, no thanks.
I think Karen and I will take my car.
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You sure? Might be a good idea...
Yeah.
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...if we all went together, we could
save some gas, have fun. Long trip.
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Thanks.
Play some games?
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Not... Yeah.
I Spy.
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Why don't I wanna go?
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Didn't expect to need a reason.
So, let me think here.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I don't know any of these people.
It's an obligation.
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I don't like talking paper in my free time.
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Or in my work time.
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And did I use the word "pointless"?
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Thanks for inviting me along.
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Oh, sure.
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I really didn't give it any thought.
Wait, should you be going?
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Hello, you.
JAN: Michael?
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Hey, buttercup.
Hi.
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I am on my way.
I should be there in about 15...
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All right, let's just blow this party off.
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That's what she said.
Yeah.
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Am I on speakerphone?
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Yes, you are.
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Is anybody else...
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Hello, Jan!
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Hi, Dwight.
Okay, Michael, take me off speakerphone.
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No problem.
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(BEEPING)
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Okay, let's just go to a motel and...
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Okay.
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...just, like, rip into each other
like we did
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on that black sand beach in Jamaica.
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Okay, Jan?
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Jan, this party is actually
a very big step for us.
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So I...
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I'm still on speaker?
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I... I... I don't know.
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Are the cameras there?
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Maybe.
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Okay. See you soon.
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Okay. All right. Bye.
Talk to you later, Jan.
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Hey, Michael left early.
So a bunch of us
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are gonna go to Poor Richards
for happy hour. You should come.
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I can't.
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My brother, he just unloaded the
jet skis and he, kind of, took a bath,
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so we're gonna go get hammered.
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Okay. Well, we're going to a bar.
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Hey, you have to come to stuff with me.
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I'm serious.
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If you're going to be my boyfriend,
you have to do boyfriend things.
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Okay.
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I've decided
that I'm going to be more honest.
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I'm gonna start telling people
what I want directly.
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So look out world 'cause
old Pammy is getting what she wants.
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And don't call me Pammy.
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Beauty.
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Thank you, sir.
Thanks a lot.
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Thank you.
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You're dressed exactly like the servants.
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Shut up.
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Okay, change shirts with me.
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Wait.
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I don't think yours will fit me.
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I don't care.
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Oh, wow.
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Here.
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Don't put my jacket on...
Don't give me that.
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That would have been really embarrassing.
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Yes.
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Crisis averted.
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Okay
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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That duck is so cute.
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KEVIN: Hey, Pam.
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PAM: Hey, guys.
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KEVIN: Oscar. Angela.
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Hi!
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Actually, it's polite to arrive early.
And smart.
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Only really good friends show up early.
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Ergo, de facto, go to a party early,
become a really good friend.
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Oh, potato salad?
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It's from both of us.
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No, it's not.
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Wonderful. Let's see where we can put this.
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Okay.
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Oh, you know, you probably want to leave
the cover on until the guests get here.
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(WHISPERING) It's been sitting
in my car all day.
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Sun beating down on the mayonnaise.
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Just... You never know.
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Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. When is it?
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It's complicated.
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I would appreciate some space on this.
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ROY: Hey!
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Hey! You made it.
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Well, you said it was important, so...
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It is.
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How's it going?
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What's up, Pam?
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Hey, Kenny. Sorry about the jet skis.
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You guys all want a round on me?
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ALL: Yeah!
Yeah?
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Let's get you a drink.
Thanks, man.
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I'm thirsty.
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PAM: No, thank you. Roy, I...
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KELLY: You should get a round, Pam.
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Oh, you know that line
on the top of the shrimp?
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That's feces.
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What you looking for? You bring dip?
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I'm sure that it's catered.
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I need you to sign these, Michael.
It's a waiver of some of your rights.
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You should read it carefully.
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It releases the company
in the event that our relationship,
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in your opinion or in reality,
interferes with work.
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You get a copy, I get a copy
and a third copy goes to HR.
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Awesome. I'm gonna frame mine.
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I could frame yours, too.
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You realize this is...
This is a legal document
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that says you can't sue the company...
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Over our love.
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I've never told you that I love you.
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You don't have to, Jan.
This contract says it all.
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I am taking a calculated risk.
What's the upside?
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I overcome my nausea,
fall deeply in love,
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babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing.
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Downside?
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I date Michael Scott publicly and
collapse in on myself like a dying star.
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What's this over the "l"?
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It's a heart.
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Why is this so hard?
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That's what she said.
Oh, my God, what am I saying?
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I love this woman!
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Oh, God.
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Michael, please. Michael, please.
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Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?
No.
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No? Then you're an idiot.
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Hello, Michael.
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Rachel! Boy, you clean up good.
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The place looks great with all
the lights on and everything.
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Actually looks bigger with people in it.
It's weird. So...
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Jan, glad you could make it.
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Oh, of course. Of course, David.
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Do you remember Michael Scott
from the Scranton branch?
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Of course I do. How are you, Michael?
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Jan and I are lovers.
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It feels so good to finally
say that out loud.
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David, can I speak to you privately
for just a moment, please?
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Excuse me.
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Okay.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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No. Actually, one of these
is supposed to be a light.
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Oh, sorry.
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So did the merger go smoothly or...
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It did.
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"Like butter." Mike Myers, SNL.
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You should ask Karen. She was one of them.
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I'm the only one left.
Everybody else was either fired or quit.
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And there's one in anger management.
MICHAEL: Yeah.
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But you're great now, right?
We're all great. Aren't we great?
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We're good.
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Michael, please stop that, okay?
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Can I get anyone anything?
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I could go for an appe-teaser.
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Martini, please.
Yep, Bagel Bites or something.
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Rachel, your house is beautiful.
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Thank you.
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What's the square footage?
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About 5,000.
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Does that include the garage?
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Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.
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I don't know.
It's a common question.
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David, how much did this house cost?
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These old Colonials are great
when they're sound.
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I'd love to take a look around.
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I'll show you around, sure.
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Cool. Let's start with the banisters.
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Hey.
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Do you see that guy behind you
in the blue blazer against the wall?
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Yep.
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That's Drake.
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And just so, you know,
I don't want to be weird or anything,
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but we used to date.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Okay. Cool. Thanks for telling me.
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And it didn't end well.
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Got you. All right.
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This was a gift
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from Lee lacocca.
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Twenty-year-old single malt Scotch.
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Here is to Mr. Lacocca
and his failed experiment, the De Lorean.
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(COUGHING)
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Do you have any ice?
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(COUGHING)
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Sure.
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MICHAEL: How about some Splenda?
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One, two, three! Up Jenkins!
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Down Jenkins!
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Oh, I think I hear the quarter over here.
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Where?
On this side.
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No, it is definitely under
one of these hands.
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I, kind of, heard it on Roy's side too.
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No. It is here.
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Not here. Not here. Not here.
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Not here.
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Good thing you didn't listen to me.
260
00:12:04,513 --> 00:12:05,571
Yeah. Close one.
261
00:12:05,616 --> 00:12:06,878
Not here.
262
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:08,747
It's not here.
263
00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:11,099
Okay, it's either here or here.
264
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,451
Not here.
265
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,017
KENNY: Oh, yes! Yes!
266
00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:19,323
(KENNY LAUGHING)
267
00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:20,523
Nice job.
268
00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:21,690
I can read you like a book.
269
00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:22,755
Oh, yeah?
270
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,631
You can't keep anything from me.
271
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,302
(ROY LAUGHING)
272
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,735
KENNY: Bottoms up!
273
00:12:27,805 --> 00:12:29,534
Hey, Creed.
Hey!
274
00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,575
What's up, Creed?
What do you guys up to?
275
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:32,631
(EXCLAIMS)
276
00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:33,767
Hello.
277
00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:35,381
You're the man, buddy.
278
00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:39,575
I run a small fake ID company
from my car with a laminating machine
279
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,743
that I swiped from the sheriff's station.
280
00:12:44,322 --> 00:12:45,380
(EXCLAIMS)
281
00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:48,152
Yeah, these studs are way too far apart.
282
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,386
(SIGHS)
283
00:12:51,028 --> 00:12:52,052
What's in here?
284
00:12:52,129 --> 00:12:53,559
That's a guest room.
285
00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:55,270
Just the one window?
286
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,793
(PHONE RINGING)
287
00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:59,336
Oh, I must get that.
You'll have to excuse me.
288
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,893
Are those real pearls?
289
00:13:00,972 --> 00:13:02,371
Yes. They're...
290
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,905
(BEEPING)
291
00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:14,275
Good.
292
00:13:14,452 --> 00:13:17,546
Well, it was nice meeting you guys.
Take care.
293
00:13:19,056 --> 00:13:21,991
Well, if you're wondering
why his wife was staring daggers at me,
294
00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:25,399
it's because I kind of saw him for a
little bit when they were separated.
295
00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:27,563
Oh, didn't notice.
296
00:13:27,815 --> 00:13:30,077
Really? I thought it was so obvious.
297
00:13:30,095 --> 00:13:32,068
I'm glad it
didn't make you uncomfortable.
298
00:13:32,069 --> 00:13:34,970
No, it was before I knew you,
so it's fine.
299
00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:38,948
This one really smells like vanilla.
Check that out.
300
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,102
That's nice.
301
00:13:40,177 --> 00:13:45,112
You and the missus should join us
in Sandals, Jamaica next Christmas.
302
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:49,542
Michael, I think David probably wants
to spend Christmas here with his family.
303
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,612
Yeah. They don't allow kids at Sandals.
304
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:56,432
They are persona non grata there.
305
00:13:56,928 --> 00:13:59,362
Oh, but it's fun. It is an awesome place.
306
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,762
You would not believe
how low this girl can limbo.
307
00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:03,390
It's crazy.
David, I'm sorry,
308
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,867
you're just going to have to excuse us
for just a couple minutes.
309
00:14:05,937 --> 00:14:07,487
Sorry.
Okay. Okay.
310
00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:09,998
Excuse me. What's going on?
311
00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:11,430
What is it?
312
00:14:11,509 --> 00:14:12,533
Sorry.
313
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,658
What's... What's the matter?
314
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,404
What... What did I...
315
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,743
Come on.
316
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,943
Just... Just... Just...
317
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,552
(CHUCKLING)
318
00:14:25,629 --> 00:14:27,096
What are you doing?
319
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:28,794
Don't you know what I'm doing?
320
00:14:29,226 --> 00:14:32,627
Yeah, but you could tell me. Wow. What...
What is that?
321
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,044
Why are we...
Why are we going in the bathroom?
322
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,098
I thought this was
where you liked your privacy.
323
00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:38,402
Shut up.
324
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:53,298
MICHAEL: What has gotten into you?
No, no, no.
325
00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:54,432
JAN: What?
326
00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:55,907
Come on, let's get back to the party.
Come on.
327
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:57,910
Wait, let me just take my dress off.
We're missing everybody.
328
00:14:57,978 --> 00:14:59,468
MICHAEL: Don't take that...
No, stop it! Stop it!
329
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:01,572
Jan! No! No! No!
Michael...
330
00:15:01,649 --> 00:15:03,378
MICHAEL: No means "Please don't."
331
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,145
Means...
Slam me up against the wall right here.
332
00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:06,709
I'm not going to slam you up
against anything.
333
00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:09,017
You're acting inappropriate, Jan.
I want you so...
334
00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:10,452
I'm acting inappropriate?
Yeah.
335
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,689
JAN: Forget it. Get out of my way.
336
00:15:17,712 --> 00:15:18,770
Here.
337
00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:19,957
Hey!
338
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:21,325
Where have you been all night?
339
00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:23,264
I was looking forward
to hanging out with you.
340
00:15:23,401 --> 00:15:24,390
I was...
341
00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:27,393
Hey, don't you have a daughter?
342
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:30,238
Yes.
343
00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:34,879
(CREAKING)
344
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:38,676
Oh, good. You're up.
345
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,417
Hey, who makes this chair?
346
00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:42,606
I don't know. It was here when I was born.
347
00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:45,559
I want one.
348
00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:48,225
It's really good, solid construction.
It's comfortable.
349
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,319
(KNOCKING)
350
00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:50,694
What is this, oak?
351
00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:52,996
I don't know.
352
00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,184
What do you know?
353
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,510
God, I hate these parties.
354
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,944
You wanna sneak out back
and shoot some hoops?
355
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:15,114
Meet me outside in two minutes.
356
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:17,522
Now you stay here and have fun
357
00:16:17,591 --> 00:16:20,617
'cause I'm going to go out back
and shoot hoops with David Wallace.
358
00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:21,786
Okay.
359
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:23,254
(EXCLAIMS)
360
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,594
Don't mention that you and I are dating
361
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,827
'cause I think
he might still have feelings for me.
362
00:16:27,902 --> 00:16:29,164
Wallace?
363
00:16:30,204 --> 00:16:32,725
What the hell?
Have you dated, like, every guy here?
364
00:16:36,477 --> 00:16:37,944
(LAUGHING)
365
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:40,022
Wow.
366
00:16:40,147 --> 00:16:41,491
Okay.
367
00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:42,638
You got me.
368
00:16:42,716 --> 00:16:44,183
I so got you.
369
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,436
So none of them?
370
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:46,733
Of course not.
371
00:16:47,188 --> 00:16:50,514
I mean you're, kind of, like, my first.
372
00:16:51,492 --> 00:16:52,631
Really?
373
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:54,260
Oh, my God, it's so easy...
Okay.
374
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,741
...it's not even fun.
375
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,390
Hey, Jan.
376
00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:01,560
Not too good.
377
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:07,634
Did you get a chance
to try Michael's homemade potato salad?
378
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,235
MICHAEL: Rachel thinks
that I brought homemade potato salad.
379
00:17:10,277 --> 00:17:13,576
But I just picked it up at the supermarket.
It's funny.
380
00:17:13,647 --> 00:17:15,798
I wish I could make potato salad
that good.
381
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,790
It's just potatoes and mayonnaise.
382
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:19,696
There's something wrong with Jan.
383
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,411
(GROANS)
384
00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:22,751
What's...
385
00:17:24,091 --> 00:17:25,531
What's with Jan and Michael?
386
00:17:26,527 --> 00:17:30,019
I don't know... Where to begin?
387
00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:31,655
(BOTH LAUGH)
388
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,731
(CLATTERING)
389
00:17:42,776 --> 00:17:43,866
My ball.
390
00:17:44,178 --> 00:17:46,738
The chimney's in decent shape. Not great.
391
00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,645
I found some termite damage
in a crawl space
392
00:17:48,716 --> 00:17:51,378
and some structural flaws
in the foundation.
393
00:17:51,452 --> 00:17:53,975
So, all in all,
394
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:57,397
it was a pretty fun cocktail party.
395
00:18:00,528 --> 00:18:01,749
What?
396
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:03,835
I want us to make it.
397
00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:05,897
I want a fresh start.
398
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,765
That's awesome. That's what I want.
399
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:14,468
Okay, but in order for us to make it,
there can't be any secrets between us.
400
00:18:14,575 --> 00:18:16,634
I didn't... I didn't do anything.
401
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:19,372
Ask anybody.
I totally could have and I didn't at all.
402
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,819
Just listen.
403
00:18:22,016 --> 00:18:26,030
Remember that casino night about a month
before we were supposed to get married?
404
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:27,366
I kissed Jim.
405
00:18:28,622 --> 00:18:29,646
What?
406
00:18:29,723 --> 00:18:32,487
He told me how he felt
and I guess I had feelings, too.
407
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,720
And we kissed.
408
00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:34,783
Jim came on to you?
409
00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:35,886
Just listen.
410
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:38,329
No, I am listening!
That's the problem, I'm listening!
411
00:18:38,399 --> 00:18:39,423
Don't yell.
412
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,797
Don't yell?
413
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,666
This is over.
414
00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,867
Yeah. You're right. This is so over!
415
00:18:48,943 --> 00:18:51,776
Are you kidding me, Pam? Come on!
416
00:18:53,394 --> 00:18:54,486
God!
417
00:18:54,848 --> 00:18:55,940
(GLASS SHATTERING)
418
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,088
Stupid jet skis!
419
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:00,819
(YELLING)
420
00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:05,035
Our first fight.
421
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,621
If this is about
what happened in the bathroom,
422
00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:12,298
there was no place to cuddle...
423
00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:13,652
I feel sick.
424
00:19:14,802 --> 00:19:16,599
You didn't have any of the potato salad,
did you?
425
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,935
You know, we were good when we were
just running around, you know?
426
00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:22,942
In secret. It was wrong
and it was exciting,
427
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:27,113
and maybe it was a mistake
to take it public.
428
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:34,154
Well, if that's the way you feel,
my lady,
429
00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:36,122
then you have hurt me greatly.
430
00:19:36,146 --> 00:19:37,977
Michael...
Greatly.
431
00:19:38,192 --> 00:19:39,284
Please don't cry.
432
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,554
I'm not going to cry.
433
00:19:40,628 --> 00:19:43,357
I feel like it, but I am not going to.
434
00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:45,863
Why don't you just take
your stupid love contract
435
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,127
and tear it up into a million pieces?
436
00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:49,169
It was never a love contract, Michael.
Yeah.
437
00:19:49,236 --> 00:19:50,828
And besides,
I have already given a copy to David.
438
00:19:50,904 --> 00:19:52,872
It would be just as embarrassing
to get it back from him
439
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,805
as it was handing it to him...
I want the house, Jan.
440
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,467
I want the picket fence.
441
00:19:56,543 --> 00:20:00,318
I want the ketchup fights
and the tickling and the giggling.
442
00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:05,724
I didn't mean it, okay? I was...
443
00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:06,810
Whatever.
444
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:09,794
I was tired. I'm tired and
I didn't eat enough.
445
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:11,607
And that's all. That was it.
446
00:20:11,659 --> 00:20:13,650
That's it. You didn't mean it.
That's all. No, I didn't.
447
00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:14,998
So...
That's all.
448
00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:16,904
I'm just saying I didn't mean it.
449
00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:18,072
Okay. Fine.
450
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,728
I love you, Jan.
451
00:20:22,803 --> 00:20:23,861
Okay.
452
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:30,764
Don't break up, you guys.
453
00:20:33,614 --> 00:20:35,443
You're great together.
454
00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:56,634
Are they gonna call the cops?
455
00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:58,459
No. I paid them off.
456
00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,114
Jet ski money?
457
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,028
All of it.
458
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,023
I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.
459
00:21:09,828 --> 00:21:12,821
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