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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

This season of All Stars

is gonna be a game within a game.

It's a game within a game.

What does that mean?

I just learned to not guess when it comes to Drag Race.

ChaCha pa'fuera.

You will always call me Jiggly.

Thank you, guys.

If I could just have another chance,

I would just fight to the death.

Bye. Thank you so much.

I wanted to prove to myself that I could do it.

Even after this, A'Keria is still the tea.

The queens voted me out because they all see

that I have the potential to win this crown.

I forgot to do a catchphrase.

Is the exit here?

This isn't really the full fantasy I had envisioned.

I want the journey to the crown.

RuPaul: Hold up, mama. Do not leave.

It's not over!

There's a game within a game.

You wanna play?

Prepare for the lip sync of your life.

I'm waiting!

What am I gonna do, what am I gonna wear, what am I--

Oh, my God, this is too many things.

[laughs]

Honey.

What a day.

What a day, what a day, what a day.

Yeah, ma'am, I'm in the two-win club, bitch.

Werk.

I am over the moon, bitch.

I really can't even express how proud of myself I am,

because throughout this competition,

it's not been easy.

But I've been slaying the game, bitch.

[echoing] Hello.

Hello!

It's so vast.

Bitch, we are in the top motherfucking four.

Are we allow to talk about it!

We are closer to the finish line,

and my eyes are locked and loaded at the prize.

I see it. I see it.

I wanna get up, but I don't think I can.

Whoa, whoa.

The top four, hey, whoa.

Oh, wait, here, I'll do this.

Hey!

[all laugh]

It feels good.

It don't feel good, it feels fucking great.

I am not surprised by this top four.

-[tongue pop] -Should we look in the box?

And see what the tea is.

Let's do this. All right.

Eureka.

Eureka.

Eureka.

Trinity.

The nerve.

I'll assume this is Eureka's.

Trinity, how do you feel

about seeing your name in the box?

I'm okay with it.

She had to make a decision,

and I think that her decision was fair.

This was my third time in the bottom.

I kind of wanna know what you decided.

Oh, yeah, what did you decide?

It was hard for me, but I picked Eureka.

She was consistently doing well,

but she hadn't pushed past to the top,

and I really do feel like each and every one of us

have solidified our spot here.

Like, this is a really strong top four.

[alarm]

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses!

Oh, really, bitch?

Who left the TV on?

Uh-uh, hold on, hold on, hold on.

I know I didn't just--

Are you doing, like, a magic trick,

or, like, some witchery? What is--

Where's my spellbook?

Bitch, it's nighttime.

We don't get calls this late at night.

I thought we already done had ourses?

-Okay? -Was that for real?

What the fuck is going on here?

Welcome to RuPaul's Secret Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Ooh. Oh, hell, no.

The game within a game!

A competition so big,

it's been nine weeks in the making.

A competition so secret,

you had no clue it was even happening.

A competition so earth-shattering,

its winner could knock you off your path

to the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Bitch, I know you lying.

You said it's a game within a game.

-Uh-uh. -Uh-huh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Bitch, I should have read the contract a little bit more.

This is a bunch of fucking bullshit.

I done came here to turn this shit out,

and they telling me that they gonna do a fucking redemption?

Fuck that.

They ain't gave me 30 minutes

to bask in the goddamn glory.

Oh, no, ma'am.

Shit.

Oh, no, ma'am, no, ma'am.

Lock the door.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Welcome back to America's other favorite game...

So here's how it works.

Every week, the queens you eliminated

were secretly lip syncing

to fight their way back into the competition.

What?

So which queen will make it all the way

to rejoin you in the race?

Will it be...

Ooh, girl.

Live tweet using #AllStars6.

I'm lost. Hmm.

Every single week, the eliminated girls

have been going up against each other,

knocking each other out to see who was gonna make it back here.

Oh, my God.

Game within a game, damn.

Baby, so you mean to tell me

these ho's are getting the opportunity

to lip sync their way back into the competition?

Oh, hell, no. Who is the bitch

that thinks she gonna lip sync her way all the way to the top?

Before there's a fifth bitch coming in here,

we gonna celebrate to our top four.

Because, bitch, this is the top four.

This is the authentic top four, the OG top four.

The tables are turning so much in this bitch,

it's like we DJing up in here.

Up first, ooh, the Panamanian princess Serena ChaCha

versus New York City's finest, Jiggly Caliente.

Can wig mogul Serena snatch a win,

or will Jiggly be too caliente to handle?

Oh, here they go.

The tension is so thick,

you can cut it with a kitten heel.

Let the Rudemption Games begin.

Hola, amigos. Serena ChaCha is back, honey.

This competition now, it's about proving

all these other bitches that voted me out

that, yes, the crown is mine.

Come on, ponytails!

Aow!

Ru knows there's still a lot of ChaCha

to be written in herstory.

Let the ChaCha heels clack!

Welcome, Serena, to our game within a game.

I am so in like I've never been before

in these ChaCha heels, honey.

Now it's time to reveal your recently eliminated sister.

Ooh.

Ooh, that silhouette!

[all laugh]

Welcome back, Jiggly Caliente.

I have some unfinished business to settle,

because Ru didn't get to see

all the amazing stuff that I have.

I'm amped up and I'm ready to fucking fight.

This is what I do. This is what I'm known for.

I'm known to fuck shit up and turn the party.

Hey, Jiggly.

What's up, Mama?

May I call you Jiggly?

Always.

[all laugh]

Ladies, you're about to go head to head and toe to toe

in a Rudemption lip sync.

If you win this lip sync,

you'll battle the next eliminated All Star.

And queen by queen, one lip sync at a time,

you can fight your way back into the competition.

Serena, is there anything you'd like to say to Jiggly?

Sister, I adore you.

However, I didn't have your vote.

So let the game within a game begin.

Serena, I hope you're ready to go back to Miami,

because you're about to get a New York beatdown.

[RuPaul laughs]

Ooh, and they talking shit!

Oh, bitch, she is mad.

Serena, Jiggly, are you ready to fight?

Yes, Mama.

Fuck yeah.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Free your mind ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I wear tight clothing ♪

♪ High-heeled shoes ♪

♪ It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute, no, no ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Why, oh, why must it be this way? ♪

Come on, pigtails.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Before you can read me ♪

♪ You got to learn how to see me ♪

♪ I said free your mind, and the rest will follow ♪

♪ Be color blind, don't be so shallow ♪

♪ Free your mind ♪

Uh-oh. What's happening?

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Come on, Mrs. Jigglesworth.

You betta motherfucking do it, bitch. Come on.

♪ Why, oh, why, must it be this way? ♪

♪ Before you can read me ♪

♪ You got to learn how to see me ♪

♪ I said free your mind, and the rest will follow ♪

♪ Be color blind, don't be so shallow ♪

♪ Free your mind ♪

[applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

I don't know about you, skorts fans,

but I'm officially gooped.

-Who? -Who y'all got?

Who, Ru? Who, Ru?

Who will sashay away,

and who will move forward?

More will be Ru-vealed

as RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown continues.

[inhales] Whew.

Welcome back to the world's biggest

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown in herstory!

Oh, my God.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jiggly Caliente, shantay you stay.

[applause]

Thank you so much, Ru.

Ooh!

Jiggles has got another round in her.

Serena ChaCha.

-Hi. -I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame ends here.

Thank you so much, Mother Ru.

Just being here is more than a win,

and I cannot wait to hair you one day.

[chuckles]

Now sashay away.

I love you. You're fierce.

I love you.

Es ChaCha, ChaCha, ChaCha pa'fuera.

Jiggly Caliente, you are one step closer

to rejoining the competition.

Bitch.

But we've only just begun.

-Wow. -Ooh.

-Okay. -Wow.

All right, so that's one down.

Jiggly ate that lip sync.

Jiggly totally got that one.

She did a motherfucking split on y'all there.

She went to the hotel and stretched, okay?

[all laugh]

Let me tell you what!

Jiggly is a champion for now.

But is she about to meet her match?

It's Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Let the Rudemption Games continue.

Ooh-hoo!

Silky Nutmeg Ganache is back in the motherfucking building,

and she ready.

This time, I'm bringing the fight

that I had in Season 11.

♪ She ready ♪

Aow!

Oh, Silky, Silky now.

Whoever on stage better not get six feet of me,

because I'm gonna eat tonight.

Look who's back in the house:

the Doctor Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Yes, ma'am, Miss Silk-Silk.

She looks good.

She does look good.

Welcome to our game within a game.

Thank you for having me again.

This is your chance to win your way back into the competition

one lip sync at a time.

If you can defeat our reigning Rudemption lip sync champion,

you are one step closer to rejoining the competition.

Are you up for the challenge?

Play the music.

[laughs]

Play the music.

She said she was ready.

It's time to meet your opponent.

Oh, it's Jiggly.

[all laugh]

What's the tea, sis?

They trying to vote all the fat bitches out this season, girl.

Goddamn, I wasn't expecting to see you.

Back, back, back again. Hey.

No matter what, I'm taking you out one by one.

Fatality.

Two fat bitches in fucking leopard print.

I can't. [laughs]

How did this happen?

Jiggly, are you up for extending your winning streak?

Of course.

Bye, girl.

[all laugh]

Silky, is there anything you'd like to say to Jiggly?

I love you, sis,

but we can get on Instagram live later, girl.

You going back to Mississippi tonight.

Ooh! [all laugh]

Well, look like you stretched out your cheetah print.

[all laugh]

They better read.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ I come home in the morning light ♪

♪ My mother says when you gonna live your life right? ♪

♪ Oh, mama dear, we're not the fortunate ones ♪

♪ And girls, they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have ♪

♪ That's all they really want ♪

♪ Some fun ♪

♪ When the working day is done ♪

♪ Oh, girls, they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls, they want ♪

♪ Wanna have fun... ♪

Oh, she got her a glass.

[laughs]

♪ Wanna have ♪

-Oh, and some ice. -[laughs]

[laughs]

♪ Some boys take a beautiful girl ♪

♪ And hide her away from the rest of the world ♪

-What? -She is a whole wet bar.

♪ Walk in the sun ♪

♪ Oh, girls, they wanna have fun ♪

[laughs]

We gotta take her to the club.

They ain't gonna never check her titties.

♪ Oh, girls they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls, they want ♪

♪ Wanna have fun ♪

♪ Girls ♪

♪ Wanna have fun ♪

Yes, Miss Silky! She feeling her alcohol, bitch.

♪ They just wanna ♪

♪ Girls, they just wanna ♪

♪ They just wanna ♪

♪ Oh, girls ♪

♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪

[laughter and applause]

Did Jiggly just get licked,

or will Silky walk away with her cocktail between her legs?

What y'all think?

-Silky. -Jiggly.

Find out when the Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown

keeps chugging along.

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race All Star

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Ooh!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache, shantay you stay.

[applause]

Thank you.

Oh, good for her.

You are one step closer to rejoining the competition.

Thank you.

Jiggly Caliente, I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame ends here.

Ru, thank you so much for this opportunity again.

You can always call me Jiggly.

[laughs]

Now sashay away.

Love you.

-Love you, darling. Thank you. -Love you, Jiggs.

I hope you're ready, world.

Deuces.

Well done, Silky, but it's not over yet.

Just keep winning, and Rudemption will be yours.

Oh, I'm so happy for her.

Silky is a motherfucking fool, bitch.

She's a bartender.

How did the ice not melt?

I am living for all of this.

So what another girl's gonna come back?

Bitch, I made it this far.

I can keep going. I know that.

So I'm going to enjoy this.

My alcohol has kicked in.

Bring 'em on.

Who was after Silky?

Yara.

Yara.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

Can Silky knock back another win?

Or will the recently eliminated Yara Sofia...

echa pa'lante her way back into the game?

Let the Rudemption Games continue!

Whoo-hoo!

Rrrahh-ha-ha!

[laughs]

I have a second chance in this competition,

and I'm ready to fucking fight for it.

Whoever is there, I'm going to send that bitch home.

I'm ready! I'm excited!

Yara Sofia.

Hi.

Are you ready for the fight of your life?

Rrrka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ah!

I miss her.

It's time to meet your opponent.

Ah-ha-ha!

[all laugh]

Yes!

Doctor Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Y'all know y'all couldn't get rid of me that soon.

Hi, Silky.

Hey, Mama Ru.

Did you bring the cocktails?

-Of course. -Okay.

And I'm sharing tonight.

I think I smell a smoked ham.

Ooh, honey, you ready for Crummus?

[all laugh]

Echa pa'lante!

Ha-ha!

Yara, is there anything you'd like to say to Silky?

[all laugh]

[all laugh]

That's a mess.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Common love seems just like a dream ♪

♪ It's a mystery to me ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ I'd like to feel the passion ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

Okay, Yara's is getting naked.

♪ I will be in full reaction ♪

♪ I'm gonna take you in my arms ♪

♪ You're taking me ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ You're taking me... ♪

I love an outfit that doubles as a carwash.

[laughs]

♪ Yeah ♪

Yes, serve them.

Get it, Silky.

[all laugh]

We knew she had a itch, but, bitch--

[all laugh]

♪ I wanna be with you, baby ♪

♪ I wanna be by your side ♪

[laughs] Miss Silky says she hot today.

She's letting these ho's know,

bitch, you better step your pussy up.

While you down there scratching it, you better... [laughs]

♪ You're taking me ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Oh, you're taking me ♪

♪ To the point of no return ♪

♪ Come on and take me to the point, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Come on and take me to the point ♪

♪ You're taking me ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪

[laughter and applause]

That was a great lip sync.

-That was really good. -That one was good.

Which All Star is moving on?

Find out when our Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown continues.

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Secret Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Let's see.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the second week in a row, shantay you stay.

[applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You're one step closer to rejoining the competition.

Thank you.

Yara Sofia, I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame ends here.

Okay.

Now sashay away.

Thank you. Thank you for the opportunity.

I love you.

Bye-ee! Bye, Mama.

-Bye, Mama. I love you. -I love you.

Aah!

Bye-bye!

Good job, Silky, but no rest for the winner.

Prepare yourself for what comes next,

and the Drag Race Hall of Fame could be yours.

-Ooh. -Okay.

You know who's next?

-Scarlet was next. -Oh, shit.

-Okay. -Oh-oh.

Uh-huh.

Up next...

-Are we ready? -Hit it.

Will Silky Nutmeg Ganache

continue to dominate the competition?

Not if challenger Scarlet Envy has anything to say about it.

Who will step up her pussé and take it to the next level?

Let the Rudemption Games continue.

Scarlet Envy here,

and I think I have a story to finish.

Come on, catsuit. Reow!

No matter who is out there, I am coming for blood.

I'm ready. I'm coming for that crown, girl.

Mama, I'm here. I'm back.

Tonight's battle is between you

and our reigning Rudemption lip sync champion.

Oh, she look good.

She looks gor-geous.

Y'all ready?

Almost.

-Atta girl. -Ready.

Let's meet your opponent.

Ooh!

What kind of shoes Silky got on?

That shoe came from the Ginger Minj collection, bitch.

[all laugh]

Yeah, it's me, bitch.

[all laugh]

I knew it was you.

Oh, my God!

That's me, whore!

Now, I wasn't expecting you to be here.

Ooh, me neither, girl, me neither.

I'm ready to fight.

I'm ready to throw down.

So I'm from Mississippi.

My daddy taught me how to fight with a pillowcase,

so I'm country as hell.

But you know,

you know, I'm rea--what?

I'm ready.

Now, Scarlet, is there anything you'd like to say to Silky?

Now, if you have to lip sync,

I know that you're motherfucking ready to do so.

You better know it.

But you're not ready for this, darling.

Oh, it's about to be a Season 11 battle.

Please let us have it, y'all.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination, darling.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your redemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ When you're standing on the edge of nowhere ♪

♪ There's only one way up ♪

♪ So your heart's gotta go there ♪

♪ And through the darkest nights ♪

♪ See the lights shine bright ♪

♪ When heroes fall in love or war ♪

♪ They live forever ♪

♪ This is a song for the lonely ♪

♪ Can you hear me tonight? ♪

♪ For the broken-hearted, battle-scarred ♪

♪ I'll be by your side ♪

♪ And this is a song for the lonely ♪

♪ When your dreams won't come true ♪

♪ Can you hear this prayer? ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's there for you ♪

♪ Don't give up, so let it find you ♪

♪ Just hold on wherever you may go ♪

♪ Hear me now... ♪

Something's about to happen.

What are y'all thinking?

♪ I'm right beside you ♪

Oh, oh, Scarlet!

♪ You don't have to look no more ♪

[all laugh] ♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

♪ It's gonna be all right ♪

Werk, Miss Silky.

♪ This is a song for the lonely ♪

♪ A song for the lonely ♪

♪ Can you hear me tonight? ♪

♪ And that's not you only ♪

♪ This is a song for the lonely ♪

♪ When your dreams won't come true ♪

♪ Can you hear this prayer? ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's there ♪

♪ Can you hear this prayer ♪

♪ 'Cause someone's there for you ♪

[laughter and applause]

Wow, Silky's energy was not flagging.

But was it enough to fight off the Scarlet fever?

-Oh! -We'll find out

when the Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown continues.

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown

lollapalooza.... [inhales] extravaganza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the third week in a row, shantay you stay.

[applause]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-Ooh! -Yes, come on, bitch!

Miss Silky, honey!

You're one step closer to rejoining the competition.

Scarlet Envy, I'm sorry, my dear.

Your road to the Hall of Fame ends here.

Thank you for the second chance.

Really appreciate it.

Now sashay away.

-I love you. -I love you, bitch.

Gratitude in all things, right?

Silky, Silky, Silky,

you are once, twice, three times a winner.

Keep this up, and you'll be right back in the competition.

Officially.

Girl, for real, though, we gotta watch our backs,

because this bitch is coming.

She gonna be a size eight,

come in here, letting us have it.

[all laugh]

She getting her fitness on, honey.

-My sister is doing well. -She is.

But she's about to go up against your other sister A'Keria.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

-That's next. -Bitch, is that next?

That's gonna be a good motherfucking show,

I can tell you that much.

Ooh, I can't wait.

Wow, another win for Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

but things are about to get real.

In order for Silky to achieve Rudemption,

she'll have to go head to head

with one of her best friends:

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Let the Rudemption Games continue.

Ooh, whoo!

Well, if she couldn't see before,

she damn for sure can't see now.

Okay?

Today, I'm wearing all the rhinestones,

and, baby, I'm a star.

So whoever come on that stage tonight,

munch-munch, crunch-crunch,

Silky Ganache is here to eat the lunch.

The Reverend Doctor Silky Nutmeg Ganache, how you feeling?

I am truly blessed and humbled to be here another week.

I prepared from head to toe today.

Now she's just putting on shit.

[all laugh]

Are you ready to meet your opponent?

Yes!

Y'all got a bitch scared this week.

Y'all done brought me out first.

Oh, ain't nobody there.

Don't tell me that you brought LaGanja Estranja back, bitch.

[laughs]

LaGanja, come on.

Silky, it appears that last week's eliminated All Star,

A'Keria C. Davenport,

has turned down my invitation to return for her Rudemption.

What?

Bitch.

A'Keria, I have something to tell you.

Do not leave. It's not over.

You have a second chance

to fight your way back into the competition

one lip sync at a time.

What's it gonna be, queen?

So y'all know I am a fighting bitch,

but I would much rather respectfully decline

than to have my world shattered again.

I'm proud of what I did, even with the losses I've took.

I'm sure people will be, like, oh, my God, you're so crazy

that you had this second chance and you're not taking it.

But I still feel like I have a second chance

because I can now take the things

that I've learned about myself,

that this competition has taught me,

and apply that to my next journey in life.

So...

I did what I needed to do.

I'm gagged. I'm gagged.

Oh, wow.

Ooh, I'm kinda disappointed, though,

because I wanted to see it.

In accordance with All Star rules,

of which there are many...

-Okay. -[laughs]

You will advance

in the Rudemption smackdown for the crown.

Thank you. I hope that I get the chance

to still lip sync for you tonight.

Oh.

Even though I'm not on the stage with those girls

doing maxi-challenges,

I take this seriously like it's a maxi-challenge.

So you wanna lip sync for your legacy all by yourself.

Why not?

-Aren't you afraid of losing? -No.

[all laugh]

Well, according to the All Star rules,

what the hell?

-Good for her! -I love that.

I appreciate that.

She said, bitch, I'm gonna get me a piece.

One All Star stands before me.

Oh, who am I kidding?

[echoing] Hit it!

Hiya, Barbie.

Hi, Ken.

You wanna go for a ride?

-Sure, Ken. -Jump in.

♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic, it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination, life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

[all laugh]

♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic, it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination, life is your creation ♪

♪ I'm a blond bimbo girl in the fantasy world... ♪

So it's basically two people lip syncing.

Okay.

♪ I'm your dolly ♪

♪ You're my doll, rock and roll ♪

♪ Reel the glamour in pink ♪

♪ Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky ♪

♪ You can touch, you can play ♪

♪ If you say I'm always yours, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic, it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination... ♪

Better, bitch.

♪ Life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

[all laugh]

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ♪

♪ Life in plastic, it's fantastic ♪

♪ You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere ♪

♪ Imagination, life is your creation ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪

♪ Ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh, ooh ♪

Oh, I'm having so much fun.

Well, Barbie, we're just getting started.

Oh, I love you, Ken.

[laughter and applause]

Oh, I hope she wins this lip sync.

-[laughs] -Wow.

I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache, you are out your damn mind.

Okay?

Officially.

And darling, as you prepare

to face your fifth lip sync opponent,

remember, the Hall of Fame is calling your name.

Let me tell you something.

Imma do what I got to do, 'cause I ain't going home.

I done been through four ho's.

This is my stage, and that's it!

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Lip Sync Rudemption Smackdown jamboree.

In a wild series of upsets,

Silky Nutmeg Ganache has proven to be unstoppable.

Oh, my God, that was so good.

Bitch, this is sickening.

It is, it is, it is.

Yeah, this is so much fun to watch.

Bitch, we are sitting up here enjoying this show,

and I look over and Miss Trinity is...

Stone Cold Steve Austin, bitch.

[laughs]

Well, Silky's won, what, three and a half lip syncs now.

She may be on her way back up in here.

I don't even appreciate you

even, like, talking and manifesting this whole idea

of another bitch walking in here in the first place.

Are you sure your name is not Eeyore?

No. [all laugh]

Jan is next. Let's see if she showed up.

But now, Silky faces a brand-new challenger.

The queen's ready to knock her off her throne.

Enter Jan.

Let the Rudemption Games continue.

-Oh, she mad. -She mad, girl.

I am thrilled that I get another chance

to get back into this competition,

and now I can control my own destiny

and not leave it up to the dolls in the room.

Well, well, well.

Hello.

I don't know who I'm facing tonight in this smackdown,

but they better be ready to feel the wrath of Jan.

And I'm not holding back.

Welcome back, Jan.

The Jan-tasy lives.

She's alive and well, Mother.

I promised you a second Jance to Ru-deem yourself.

Can you handle the puns?

Absolutely. I was born to handle.

Don't you mean you were born to Jan-dle?

[all laugh]

Tonight's battle is between you

and our reigning Rudemption Lip Sync champion.

It's either Diana Ross or...

Michelle: A yeti.

Oh!

The Doctor Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Silk-Silk with the good milk.

Jan-Jan, she's our man.

[all laugh]

Best believe I still got tricks.

Baby, this is real big.

I may be hiding a Buick under here.

Oh, Silky, Silky, now.

Oh, Silky, Silky, now, honey.

Okay, she need to gimme that coat, too.

Come on, Diana Ross.

Okay, I said that.

You know Scarlet wore that same thing

when she lip synced against me, like, two weeks ago?

-Ooh. -Oh, okay!

I'm gonna show you the effort that I put in firsthand.

Is that a fisting joke?

[all laugh]

Sure is.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your Rudemption!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

Oh, this is a good song.

♪ Your love is like a tidal wave ♪

♪ Spinning over my head ♪

♪ You're the right kind of sinner ♪

♪ To release my inner fantasy ♪

♪ The invincible winner ♪

♪ And you know that you were born to be ♪

♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪

-Jan broke the lights! -Uh-uh!

♪ Dream maker, love taker... ♪

Miss Jan is about to snap her goddamn neck.

She done tore these people's stage up,

done broke lights.

This some good drag right here.

♪ Don't you mess around, no, no, no ♪

Jan's kind of turning it for me, I'm not gonna lie.

Miss Silky, Miss Jan is coming for you, girl.

You better come harder than that, bitch.

♪ You're the right kind of sinner ♪

♪ To release my inner fantasy ♪

♪ The invincible winner ♪

♪ And you know that you were born to be ♪

Oh, God.

♪ You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker ♪

♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪

♪ You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker ♪

♪ Don't you mess around with me ♪

♪ You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker ♪

♪ Heartbreaker ♪

[guitar solo]

Where did this bitch get a guitar?

[all laugh]

[cheers and applause]

-That was good. -That was a lip sync.

That was it.

Will Silky Nutmeg Ganache's path to Rudemption continue,

or does Jan have it in the can?

Girl, this is it right here.

Find out after this.

Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown.

Ooh.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the fifth week in a row, shantay you stay.

[applause]

Ooh, yes, Miss Silky.

Holy shit!

Come on, Silky. What's going on here?

We gotta give her her props, y'all.

Thank you.

Jan.

Hey.

You gave it your best shot.

Thank you.

You really performed fabulously,

but I'm sorry, my dear,

your road to the Hall of Fame ends here.

Yes.

Now sashay away.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

[applause]

The Jan-tasy departs.

Have a safe flight.

Now, Silky, if you win just two more Rudemption lip syncs,

you'll be back in the competition officially.

Look how the tables have turned for a bitch.

Two more to go.

I can taste the finish line.

It tastes like red velvet cake.

-Oh, my God. -Girl.

Just gimme a second.

Oh, my God.

I gotta take this shit out, girl.

Look, Ginger's doing that trick that they do.

[hums circus music]

[all laugh]

Now wait.

Pandora's next?

Oh, Pandora is next.

-Oh, Lord. -Oh, well.

If it's something that falls in her wheelhouse,

Pandora could turn it out.

When the going gets tough, the tough get sickening.

But will Silky survive once she opens Pandora Boxx?

Let the Rudemption games continue.

It feels gay-mazing to get a chance

to come back into the competition.

Well, well, well.

The Boxx that rocks, Pandora Boxx.

I'm ready to kick 'em right in the box

and win this goddamn shit.

Welcome back. You look gorgeous.

Thank you. That was the correct answer.

[laughs]

Pandora looks beautiful.

She looks great.

Oh, wow.

Miss Pandora, you look like a whole snack right now.

Pandora pulled it out. She looks beautiful.

Tonight's battle is between you

and our reigning Rudemption lip sync champion.

Are you ready to meet her?

Pass.

[all laugh]

Let's Ru-veal your opponent.

A sensible sneaker.

It's one of the LA Lakers.

[all laugh]

Ooh!

What's your tea, bitch?

[laughs]

Girl, I got my thigh boots out, honey.

If you mad, ask your daddy, because your daddy like it. Ha!

Well, if it isn't the Reverend Doctor Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

In the flesh.

The doctor is in the house, and she do make housecalls.

Yes, I do.

Pandora, do you have anything to say to Silky?

It's lovely to see you.

I'm sorry that I'm gonna have to beat you.

That's what the last five bitches said.

[all laugh]

All righty, now.

Pandora, Silky is on a five-week winning streak.

Do you think you have what it takes

to knock her off her perch?

Well, I'm gonna open Pandora's box

and give her everything I have.

I cannot wait to see how this turns out.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your Rudemption.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I know what I came to do ♪

♪ And that ain't gonna change ♪

I live for this song.

♪ So go ahead and talk your talk ♪

♪ 'Cause I won't take the bait ♪

♪ I'm over here doing what I like ♪

♪ I'm over here working day and night ♪

She better do the truffle shuffle.

♪ And if my real ain't real enough ♪

♪ I'm sorry for you, bae ♪

♪ Let's find a light inside our universe now ♪

♪ Where ain't nobody keep on holding us down ♪

♪ Just come and get it, let them say what they say ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm about to put them all away ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me, whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me, whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me, focus ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me, focus on me ♪

One, two, three. Come on, girl.

Ooh!

♪ Hey, you're gonna like it ♪

♪ Focus on me, oh, oh, yeah ♪

Okay, you better dance.

♪ Let's find a light inside our universe now ♪

♪ Where ain't nobody keep on holding us down ♪

♪ Keep on holding us down ♪

♪ Just come and get it, let them say what they say ♪

♪ Let 'em say, yeah, say, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm about to put them all away ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

-Oh! -Oh!

♪ Focus on me, fo-fo-focus on me ♪

♪ You wanna focus on me ♪

♪ Focus on me, fo-fo-focus on me ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Focus on me ♪

♪ Fo-fo-focus on me ♪

♪ Focus on me, bae ♪

[laughter and applause]

Now, this is where you say "Ooh."

-Ooh! -Ooh, girl!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

for the sixth week in a row, shantay you stay.

[applause]

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

You are one lip sync away

from rejoining the competition.

Thank you.

Pandora Boxx, that was an excellent lip sync.

You gave Silky a real run for her money,

and all season long,

we've been reminded of your amazing talent.

So even though your road to the Hall of Fame ends here,

nothing and no one can ever take away your star power.

Now sashay away.

Thank you so much.

I was waiting for you to say cash tip,

but I guess that's not happening, so...

[all laugh]

Aw, Pandy!

I still don't have a catchphrase. Bye!

Ah, Silky, Silky, Silky.

Just one lip sync stands between you

and your final Rudemption!

Bitch, right now I'm not even a lip sync assassin,

I am the lip sync guru.

[laughs]

Put that on a T-shirt, bitch, and sell it.

Oh, my God.

Silky, come on, bitch.

Silky is fucking killing it.

And now it's gonna be Silky versus Eureka.

Ooh!

That's gonna be the bloodbath.

This is, like, it.

Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

♪ Oh, my Lord ♪

Welcome back to the final chapter

of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

Rudemption Lip Sync Smackdown eleganza extravaganza.

To return to the competition, Silky Nutmeg Ganache

must win the greatest battle of them all.

An epic Rudemption lip sync versus...

Eureka!

This is going to be a battle of epic proportions,

and, no, that was not a size joke.

Let the final Rudemption game begin.

Whew! Well, that was short-lived.

I don't know what's happening,

but I just got a message from RuPaul

saying that I need to get ready for a lip sync.

And bitch, I'm gaggedy-gooped

to the goopery-goop, goop, goopity goop-goop-goop.

Ooh, Miss Thing. I'm about to call Jean Cochran.

I got whiplash from this whirlwind.

-Welcome back, Eureka. -Hi, Ma.

I'm more than determined to get another shot at $100.000.

It's on like motherfucking Donkey Kong.

Here's the tea. All season long

I've offered each eliminated All Star

a second chance to fight her way back into the competition

one lip sync at a time.

[laughs] Okay.

Tonight it's your turn.

If you can defeat our reigning Rudemption lip sync champion,

you're back in the race.

But be warned.

Your opponent has fought long and hard,

and she's coming to win.

Wow.

Are you ready to meet the one queen

that stands between you and your Rudemption?

Yes.

All right, let's Ru-veal your opponent.

Ooh!

Mama!

Bitch, I'm really shocked to see you.

Me, too. Shocked to see you. Ooh.

I am the lip sync battle royale extravaganza, dragapalooza,

Black Lives Matter, Black excellence queen.

Now get into that, bitch.

Please welcome back the Doctor Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

How you doing, Silky?

Fabulous.

-You hangry? -Yes, I am.

You look like you packed on a couple pounds.

[all laugh]

-You want some? -No, darling,

I'm dieting for two.

-Oh. -These two.

[all laugh]

So, Eureka, Silky is riding high

on a six-week winning streak.

You think you can step it up and stop her in her tracks?

I love you, bitch,

but that streak's gonna have to come to an end.

[tongue pop]

Well, ladies, we're in for the last Rudemption of the season.

This is gonna be good.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and win your way back into the competition.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your Rudemption!

This is it.

I've sent six girls home,

and it is my due diligence to send the seventh ho home.

Let the music play.

This lip sync is mine.

I got my titties ready, I got my pussy snatched,

and I got my body in a suit, mama.

I'm here to slay and to stay.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up!

♪ Here's the thing, we started out friends ♪

♪ It was cool, but it was all pretend ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, since you been gone... ♪

Silky got all the stunts.

♪ And all you'd ever hear me say ♪

♪ Is how I picture me with you ♪

♪ But since you been gone ♪

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you, now I get what I want... ♪

Bitch, I'm telling the story of my mama.

I don't mean to put her business out.

She lost 80 pounds.

Now little Miss Sweetie

is the hottest thing on the block,

living her best life.

♪ Since you been gone ♪

Come on, Eureka!

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on... ♪

-Eureka fighting for it. -Ooh.

♪ Yeah, yeah, since you been gone ♪

♪ You had your chance, you blew it ♪

♪ Out of sight, out of mind ♪

♪ Shut your mouth, I just can't take it ♪

♪ Again and again and again and again ♪

I have my mom hanging on my neck right here.

This is her Life Alert.

For whatever reason, I grabbed it and I put it on for this.

And honestly, I'm performing this song for her,

because it's just, like, I miss her so much.

And it's like I feel her right now.

♪ Since you been gone, since you been gone ♪

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

Did she get stuck in the costume?

♪ Still holding on, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you, thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get, I get what I want ♪

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

♪ I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Thanks to you, thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get, I get ♪

♪ You should know, you should know ♪

♪ That I get, I get what I want ♪

♪ Since you been gone ♪

[cheers and applause]

-Okay! -All right.

Ooh.

Damn, bitch.

My girl Silky turnt it out,

giving you all of the tricks in the arsenal.

But Miss Eureka laid it all out on the stage.

Bitch, it's so close to call.

Girl, I can't wait.

Ladies, no matter what happens next,

I need you to hear this.

Thank you both for blessing this competition

with your enormous charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talents.

I've made my decision.

Ooh.

[gasps]

-What the-- -Uh-uh!

Oh, hell, no. Who could it be?

Uh-uh!

Pblblblbl. This some bullshit.

Did you not pay the bill?

You sitting on the remote. You sitting on the remote.

What, you thought we'd just tell you what happened?

-What the-- Nuh-uh! -No!

Have you ever seen Drag Race?

I'm ready to go.

What the hell!

Tune in next week to see which All Star

will have her ultimate Rudemption

and rejoin

[echoing] the competition!

Cheers, everybody.

Carry on.

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

By now you must be dying to know

who is returning to the competition.

Come on, bring the bitch in.

I don't wanna see either one of them ho's.

For this week's maxi-challenge, you need to entertain us

in the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent monologue.

Are you a storyteller by nature?

As far as, like, in front of, like, a big group of people,

I haven't really done that before.

She said she'd find--

Nobody wants to see a performer glued to words.

It sounds almost pageanty.

I'll be damned if these other girls

out-storytell me today.

This is the most paranoid I've been this whole competition.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪