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My Girlfriend is an Alien
- Episode 18 - My Girlfriend is an Alien
Wait.
Mr. Fang, is there anything else I can do for you?
I gonna go if there isn't.
Don't forget you said
don't meet each other again.
I'm sorry.
That's not right.
Someone said
the more often we said sorry to the other
the two would be further parted.
I should say other words.
Thank you.
What's wrong, Xiaoqi?
If there is nothing,
I gonna go now.
Xiaoqi.
Mr. Fang.
Mr. Fang.
Everyone is waiting for you to have the meeting.
Got it.
Ok.
Oh my God.
Why I'm here?
Director Fang.
Put those over there.
Wait.
Let's put it here.
Don't crush my precious caricatures!
So many!
My nose will be deadly tired.
Xiaoqi.
Xiaoqi.
Xiaoqi.
I'm here.
When did you get in?
I...
My file lost just now.
But I found it later.
Why didn't you tell me that?
Which file?
Since we are to have
a project planning meeting recently,
I'm here to find a file
and do some researches.
I'm finished now
I gonna go now.
Wait.
I'm going to ask for your help.
Come.
Try these samples for me.
I can't.
I'm not steady now.
It may go wrong.
Oh.
I know.
You put up a strong appearance
I thought you were fine.
How about this?
I'll ask them
not to disturb you these days
so you can take a rest.
I'll do it myself.
Fang Lie.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Is there a method
can delete someone from the brain
include his appearance, image and voice.
Delete
all memories.
Have you heard about the pink elephant?
No.
Let's do an experiment.
Now I ask you not to
think of a pink elephant.
What will you think of?
A pink elephant.
That's how human's emotion works.
The more you want to forget something,
the clearer it will become.
The real forgetting of something
doesn't need any efforts.
I know who should I come to.
Doctor Zhang.
Xiaoqi.
Have a sit, please.
Do you remember that I've asked you help Fang Leng
and get his memory back?
Don't mention him now.
I am now a mud-bodhisattva crossing the river
who can't save oneself.
What happened?
I want to ask you something.
is there any medicines
that I can take
for deleting all my memories.
just like Fang Leng.
You are such a couple.
One is so eager to recover his memory
and the other tries to forget.
Fine.
Tell me,
Why
do you want to delete your memory suddenly.
It seems that
I'm poisoned.
once I mention Fang Leng
I can't control myself
and he's like
a curse on me.
Sometimes I would
come near to him suddenly.
Sometimes I would
get far away from him.
He seems like
has invaded into my central system.
So my cognition
can't be controlled by myself.
Then I...
The symptoms you described
are very common to me.
It does exist!
How can they be cured?
They?
So easy.
They just get into a relationship with someone.
Then all symptoms disappears.
Doctor Zhang, don't make fun of me, please?
I'm not.
Your symptoms
are clear to me.
Four words,
you do like him.
Impossible!
Impossible! Impossible!
How could it possible that I like him.
Definitely impossible!
I won't like anybody here.
Impossible!
You've done so much for him
and then you told me that you didn't like him.
So? You're trying to be a role modal?
You two are so funny.
Either of you know your own thoughts.
I help him
because I've my own goal.
You can't understand anyway.
Anyway.
There must be some viruses
invade into my body, then turns me into this.
Do you know
there is no virus stronger
than like?
When you have the virus,
whoever you see
will be imagined as him.
Even if he's not around you
you'll have an allusion that he's around.
Do you have symptoms like these recently?
Of course
no.
Thank you
I gonna go now.
Doctor Zhang.
Wait a moment, wait a moment.
The reason why you lose your control
is because you lack a sense of safety.
When you discover that
the one in your heart likes you
you won't lost control anymore.
You'll know that you deserve all.
He can accept all of you
willingly,
understand?
Why are you are here?
Because you are here.
If I am unable to find a person,
Miss Jiang,
how could you're willing to cooperate with me?
What's wrong?
A gossip.
Listen or not?
Say it.
Chai Xiaoqi.
She went to see our chairman.
I didn't expect that she has this part.
I'm afraid
that she has another part that we don't know.
Show me her information.
I can give it to you
but
her information is a little bit strange.
No trace left
before she appears in Tropical Restaurant.
It's like
she appears out of nowhere.
I doubt that
she has some secrets in her past.
You can't depend too much on the information.
There is no record of data.
It needs a manual work.
I have my own method to continue our investigation.
But
won't you
take this chance of Chai Xiaoqi blackmailing.
Mr. Fang.
He's still angry.
Chai Xiqoqi,
Let's see,
without Fang Leng's protection
how long can you hide?
Mr. Fang,
is there any problems with the report form.
Mr. Han.
Yes.
There is something
that I need you tell me all you know.
Please. I will tell you all.
What happened between
Chai Xiaoqi and me.
You mean
all?
You should be clear
all things between her and me.
Yes.
But
it's a long story.
Mr. Fang.
Didn't you tell me not to mention her?
Then why do you want to know your past?
Nothing.
I'm just curious.
Just..
Get it.
You want to recall her.
Right?
Be assured.
I'll find all your past
with nothing omitted.
How about
writing a report to you?
Ok?
It's okay to give me an inquiry.
It's not so impossible.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Hello, sir
welcome.
Have a sit, please.
This is our menu.
Would you like something to eat?
A coke of 125 ml
with 30 ml water.
Thanks.
You want
coke with water?
No.
25 ml is fine.
It's beneficial to both
intestine and sugar- absorbing to human.
There are kinds of strangers
in this age.
Well.
Xiaoqi.
She's not here today?
She works today.
You know Xiaoqi?
She has sent a take-out for me.
Being so passionate for being sent a take-out?
It can't be that you like our Xiaoqi?
The style of the guy is similar to Fang Leng.
Anyway Xiaoqi is lovelorn now.
Maybe
she'll like this kind of man.
Sir,
may I ask that
where do you work?
How's your income?
Do you have a local registered residence?
By the way,
you don't have a girlfriend now?
No.
Xiaoqi said that
she's taken care by a beautiful hostess.
I guess that you're the beautiful hostess.
How can you know that?
No need to pay for your coke with water.
My treat today.
Thanks.
Both you and Xiaoqi have a surname of Chai.
Are you her relative?
You can take it in that way.
Xiaoqi forgets her surname
so she shares my surname.
Forget?
She also loses her memory?
Not in that way.
The child,
Her brain is a little...
Well.
You said "also".
Anyone else loses his memory?
No. No.
I just think that
Xiaoqi is so tough.
She must suffer a lot,
before she knows you.
You don't know that?
Actually Xiaoqi
she was born from a rich family.
She led a comfortable life.
Later
an accident happened.
Then she becomes this right now.
Pretty pitiful.
Just
worse than the Broke Girls.
An accident?
Did something happen in her family?
Yeah.
You don't know that
when she just appeared
she was wearing famous brands
and her temperament...
her generosity...
The pity is that
she forgets all past stories.
No one knows when will her rich parents
come to her?
Xiaoqi seems to live here?
Yeah.
Upstairs.
With me.
Your coke.
With water.
Fine.
Ok.
Like.
Not.
Li...
Like.
Not.
I've said that
of course I don't him.
Who you don't like?
Being distracted when working.
And is caught by the director.
Ready to write a self-criticism.
I'm so poor already,
how can you come to throw a stone?
Didn't you find a mentor?
How's it?
Useless?
I've seen the man.
But after visiting him
I'm more troubled.
What did he say?
He said that
I likes Fang Leng.
Isn't it obvious?
If you don't,
how could you be his girlfriend?
We were...
in special condition.
Not the relation that you think.
Not the relation that you think.
Could it be that...
It's a deceit from my bro.
I didn't say it.
That's to say.
You are not his real girlfriend.
It can be...
It can be said so.
Really?
You've lied to me for so long a time.
But.
You did good.
If there weren't the lie
I woudn't know my heart.
What is it?
It's...
Director.
Director Fang.
The approval meeting of perfume is about to start.
Why are you still here?
The approval meeting?
Right!
I haven't finished the planning of the sample.
We don't have time now.
Leaders are waiting in the meeting room.
I gonna go there now.
What should I do?
How about pretending to be ill?
How long you have to pretend?
How about this.
You forget the self-criticism
and I'll deal with the meeting for you.
You?
Can you?
You don't trust me!
Don't forget that
I have the most sensitive nose in the universe.
No matter what perfume it is
what sample it is
after being smelled by me
I can say something anyway.
Great!
Go! Go! Go!
Come.
Go! Go! Go!
Mr. Fang.
Lie
is coming soon.
Here we are.
He's here.
Lie.
This is a formal meeting.
Why do you bring her there?
Xiaoqi is formal.
And she's the speaker
of the approval meeting.
You ask her to be the main speaker?
Lie
do you know how essential the meeting is?
If the new product don't get approvals,
your department performance would be zero.
At that time,
what will chairman think about you?
Everybody,
Mr. Fang has a meeting later
let's begin now.
Fine. Fine.
Be assured, uncle.
Get it.
Hurry up.
Uncle Kang said it in a so serious way.
What if I screw it up?
Be assured.
It'll be fine.
Say whatever you like.
I'll stand behind you if anything goes wrong.
Hello, everyone
I'll introduce
the product of this approval meeting of perfume.
Wait a moment, everyone.
The scent
is the starry sky.
And the one
is over there.
Have you seen it?
On the star
every star will be like a meteor.
You introduce the product in this way?
This perfume
is like the summer's starry sky at the end of the June.
scent of citrus and orange in Sicily
orange mixes with the freshness of vegetation.
Like the starry sky.
Which looks full of passion
actually,
there is the feeling of distance.
It smells good.
Right?
Good.
I like it.
Fine.
Never have I
contact a scent like this.
So fresh.
Fine.
= No.1 Pass =
Next one.
The scent is strange.
Is it the scent that Fang Leng likes?
This...
The scent...
I can't tell it.
Director Lie.
How about introducing it yourself?
Do it yourself.
No.
You can do it.
Fighting. Fighting. Fighting.
To me,
this perfume
is the favorite scent
of a man who is important to me.
I recover and improve the scent
and produce this.
As for the top note
I used elements of amber wood and shrub.
With sweetness
there are bitter and astringent.
As for bottom note
I used sempervivum.
It...
It means
never being apart.
So
I named it
memory.
Nonsence.
This perfume is targeted for the market.
How can you put so many personal emotions into it?
If something goes wrong
can you take the responsibility?
A good product
is like an artist work.
It should be based upon a real
personal understanding.
This perfume
is an unique frigid fragrance in market.
It has the oriental aesthetics of loneliness,
it's a
high-end perfume full of Buddha-like temperament.
It brings people
a sense seems to be cold
yet energetic life experience.
I hope all of you can have a try
and I promise that
none of you
had smelled the fragrance before.
It's really great.
Great.
Great.
I think it's good.
We haven't planned these words before,
I made it up.
You are greater.
When did you prepare the power point?
Great!
We think the scents of both products
are good.
You can produce some samples first.
And put them into the market and have a try.
Do you have any other thoughts,
Mr. Fang?
Maybe
there
is something important to me.
What happened, Mr. Fang?
What happened?
The new products,
just it do as Mr. Li recommended.
Chai Xiaoqi,
come to my office.
What happened?
No idea.
Mr. Fang.
Come in.
Can you make a more detailed report
of the last perfume you introduced?
This...
This narcissist.
It can't be that he recalls something
and bullies me on purpose.
It seems...
I forget...
forget what I has said.
How about this.
I write a detailed report
to you later.
No need.
If you really forget,
I can remind you.
You said that
an important man to you
he once liked this perfume.
Since you already know,
why did you ask me to retell it?
The important man mentioned
has a similar taste to me.
You can ask him to work in our company.
I want to hire him.
This...
Let's forget it.
You two are a little different.
The man,
He cares about friendships more than anything.
Sometimes,
He may be distrait during work because of affections.
But you
have the view of the big picture
who will never lead things like that happen.
Right?
He cares about friendships more than anything?
So
you like this man.
A guest here.
Mr. Fang.
I have reported all you need.
I gonna go now.
No way.
Ms. Jiang.
I have some business to talk.
Can you come to me later if you have anything to say?
Just in time.
I have something to discuss with you.
It's about chairman.
How about this.
Since it's time for meal
we can talk while eating.
Xiaoqi
come with us.
I think I'd better not.
You two go ahead.
I'm a staff belongs to Fang Lie.
It's not good to leave early.
You belongs to Fang Lie!
Let Fang Lie come here.
Bro.
I'm here for Xiaoqi.
Why are you here?
I'm here to have meal with your bro.
I want Xiaoqi to come with us.
Do you agree or not?
Yes.
Of course.
Then thanks for your generosity.
Now you can be assured.
But
why don't you let me go with you
when you are going to eat something delicious.
Are you free? Why do you want to go?
I have a new sister in law?
But the new sister in law
hasn't treated me yet.
Stop it, Fang Lie.
Fine. I'll stop.
Go. Let's have meal.
Go.
Let's go.
Jiang Xue asked me first.
There is surely some traps behind the meal.
Did I ask you to refuse it for me?
How could you push me into the trap?
Don't worry. I'm here.
She dare not do anything to you.
But you know that
I don't want to see Fang Leng.
If you do want to get rid of the symptoms of lovelorn.
You have to be stimulated
by their closeness.
This is called "combat poison with poison".
Sounds reasonable.
Sit down.
You suffer from indigestion,
I prepare the black tea for you.
Thanks.
Come.
It's hot here.
Good girl.
Come.
Let me take your clothes.
Stop it.
Come. Come. Come.
There was a thing before
I couldn't understand.
Now I understand it
when I see they now.
What do you understand?
With her assets
she doesn't need work here.
Xiaoqi insists on working in company,
because of you.
Her assets?
What's up? she's rich?
Stop it.
Let's order.
Don't you know that?
After they two break up
she has a large sum of money
from chairman.
Impossible.
Xiaiqi is not that kind of person.
Actually it's not big deal.
She's smart.
She knows that she can get money quickly in this way.
Right?
After breaking with the senior bro
she is with the younger bro.
A normal one can't be so smart.
- Enough - Bullshit.
Right.
I received money from chairman
but the relation between Fang Lie and I
isn't what you think about.
If you want to make me feel uncomfortable because of this,
then so sorry
I've no time to play the game with you.
Enjoy it.
I gonna go.
Xiaoqi.
Wait for me.
Xiaoqi, wait for me.
Xiaoqi.
Xiaoqi, wait for me.
I'm a little liar now.
Why do you still follow me?
I follow you
to congratulate you.
Congratulate me?
Sure.
My parents are shrew businessmen.
Since my childhood,
only me
can scam some money from them.
It's unexpected that
you did it too.
Don't you think
I'm a girl who likes money.
Impossible.
If you are a girl who likes money.
I have to become a rich man.
So you'll like me.
You are so nice.
Actually,
I didn't take the money on purpose.
I was thinking how to explain it to you.
No need to explain it to me.
Jiang xue's tricks,
I'm familiar with those more than anyone.
Do you know her well?
It can be thought so.
My bro and her,
take one to know one.
Neither of them would suffer loses.
We two are much weaker
so we'd better quit out.
Not worthy of it.
Go.
Fine.
I'll control myself.
Xiaoqi.
Have you thought that
since you are rich now,
would you like change your life?
Change ...
Change life?
Shopping, Shopping, Shopping.
I'll take you to the mall tomorrow.
Bags heal all.
Bags?
You feel so good
when you bully Chai Xiaoqi?
I just feel unequal for you.
What does she regard you as?
a long-term purse?
This is the thing between me and her.
I don't need you cut in.
You are my boyfriend.
Of course, I can cut in you things.
Boyfriend?
This game,
when will you stop it?
I wanted to make up.
But what you did today
makes me you don't deserve it.
For Chai Xiaoqi?
Don't mention her before me.
We have no relation now,
then she has no relation to you, either.
I gonna go now.
No, I don't let you go.
Fang Leng.
It takes so long
for me to come near to you again.
I don't want to our relation be like before.
You are the best investor in the investment bank
but you've lost enough principal
on me.
What should you do now,
you know better than me.
This one.
This one.
And this one.
This one.
Pack up.
Okay.
All the eye-shadow, foundation make-up,
face-washing, make-up or make-up discharging,
pack all up.
This one
and this green one, take them out.
Pack the rest up.
Ok.
This one.
What's up? Xiaoqi.
It seems you're unhappy.
Could it be that
not buying enough?
No. No.
There is a jewel store in front.
I take you to buy a big diamond?
No.
People say there is no eternal love
but there is eternal diamonds.
Go. Go. Go.
Fine.
Diamonds are just elemental crystals
consisting if carbon elements.
And these bags,
no matter how exquisite they are,
they can not change my life.
Including these make-ups,
no matter how beautiful they are,
when they are put on face,
if no one admires it,
I feel
I'm not that happy.
My little qiqi,
so what do you want?
How about you returning all these
and I don't want the money.
Is there
a donation box in the mall?
Donate these all.
Ok?
Donate, donate!
Donate!
Alas.
Donate?
So many, and...
Is Mr. Fang here?
No.
No?
No.
No.
No.
Alas. Alas.
Wait. Wait.
Wait. I...
You go first.
First.
First.
Narrow escape.
Alas.
Where are you going?
Come in.
Why do you hide from me?
Hmm.
Because there are many people in it.
Then can you come near to me now?
Oh.
Am I hideous?
Hum.
No.
Then why did you
do this to Jiang Xue as you usually do to me ?
I wanted to do so.
But I'm afraid people may know your things.
I don't need you worry about me.
I do want to keep a distance from you now.
Every woman whom I broke up with,
once they got what they want
we could be over in a friendly way.
But why you are different?
Why every time when I get close to you
I will be like a sick man?
I'll be sick when I get close to you.
Then do you dare look at me?
Then I'll look, what can I lose?
I won't like you this kind of woman absolutely.
I will see all our past
from your eyes today.
Good or
bad,
I want to know all.
Stay away from me.
I'll lose control every time you get close to me.
Ah.
Are you okay, Xiaoqi?
Stay away. Stay away. Stay away.
Why it is worse than ever?
What wrong with me?
Are you ok?
Stay away.
Please.
Get out of here now.
I can't control myself more time.
The lift will drop down.
Hurry up, find a way out.
Mr. Fang.
We're trapped in the lift.
Find out the cause instantly.
The technician is working on it now.
Hold on.
We'll solve it soon.
Do you have a phobic horror of lift?
No.
Stay away.
Stay away.
Stay away.
Here, put on the clothes.
Stay away. Please.
Don't be like that, Xiaoqi.
I'm a bane.
I'll destroy you.
Even if you are my bane
I'll be your lucky star.
I won't die.
You, either, Xiaoqi.
Strange.
The safety switcher has connected in
the relay also does,
but why it doesn't work?
Hurry up, it's about life.
Hurry up!
Ok.
Try other safety switcher.
Get out.
Let's go together.
Get out!
Come.
No.
I can't support it any longer.
Go right now!
What nonsense.
Get up!
Go right now.
Don't touch me!
Get up.
Don't touch me!
Leave me alone.
Get out.
Get out.
Mr. Fang.
Let's go together.
Mr. Fang.
Get out now.
Mr. Fang.
Get out, Mr. Fang.
Get out.
Mr. Fang.
Get out.
Mr. Fang.
Mr. Fang.
I told you get out.
Now I have consumed great energy,
it's hard to open the door again.
Why didn't you get out?
Because I know you are terrified
and I can't get out alone.
If I get out,
the one who is terrified will be me.
I would like to be with you
than getting out alone
to experience the terrible sense of losing you.
You have forgotten me.
What can you lose?
Yeah.
In my eyes,
you're someone of no importance,
but I feel it's so strange.
Whenever I thought that you were bullied,
I would be angry.
If I were Fang lie,
I would help you to slap them back
one by one.
But I'm Fang Leng.
I can't be so willful.
I can only stand far away
and look at you silently.
You...
Do you still care about me?
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