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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,774 MS. FLINT: Very impressive, Josephina. You never sounded more flatulent. 2 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,317 That means fart, right? 3 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,694 Congratulations on your flatulation. 4 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:30,239 So, I did it? (GIGGLES) I'm going to be a jokester? 5 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,199 It was my first try, and oh, my word. 6 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,201 Please see Mr. Crummyham in Monster Resources 7 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:38,455 regarding your transfer paperwork, and I'll see you on the Laugh Floor. 8 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,999 You see that? In ten minutes, that's gonna be me. 9 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,461 Uh, Ms. Flint, uh, are we all supposed to be playing fart xylophones, 10 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,963 'cause I didn't bring mine. 11 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,173 Oh, darn. Mr., uh, Tusclin. 12 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,843 -Tuskmon. -Okay. Welcome to this week's auditions. 13 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,135 Let's see what you got. 14 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,855 Uh, it said guaranteed laughs. Uh... 15 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:05,482 Are the peels supposed to do something or is that on me? 16 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,651 Mmm, how about you try again next week, Mr. Tusclin? 17 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,113 Hey-oh! How we doing? Good to be here. 18 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:15,033 Uh, say, did you hear the one about the invisible kid in the doctor's office? 19 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,994 (CHUCKLES) Oh! Oh! Uh... 20 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,956 Sorry. (STUTTERS) Is it supposed to lie back down like that? Is that normal? 21 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,876 Not if you were funny. How about you come back next week? 22 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,921 Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind. 23 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,007 Oh, sorry! Box, box, box. 24 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,134 I thought mimes don't use words. 25 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,886 Same time next week, Mr. Tusclin. 26 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,430 -(BEEPS) -Next week. 27 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,682 -(BEEPS) -Next week. 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,601 -(BEEPS) -Next week. 29 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:44,188 (LAUGHS) It's funny, no? Come on, man. I just need a laugh, all right? 30 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,613 Between you and me, I would have stuck with the fart xylophone myself. 31 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,114 Me, too. 32 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,353 Uh, Ms. Flint, hi. Look. (SIGHS) 33 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:28,524 I know Robot Boy is burning, but I'm pretty sure it was laughing, too. 34 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,984 I heard it. I'm not making this up. You heard that... 35 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,111 -Mr. Tusclin. -Yes. Tuskmon. 36 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:36,031 -But... Yep. -While I appreciate your persistence, 37 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,993 all my data indicates that, well, how do I put this kindly? 38 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:43,747 It's like if boring and unfunny got married, had a kid, 39 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,417 and that kid had his sense of humor surgically removed, 40 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,170 that kid would still be funnier than you. 41 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:54,591 Sorry. Are you saying I need to have something surgically removed? 42 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,677 Because I'll do it. I mean, I... 43 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,303 Perhaps I need to be clearer. 44 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,014 Not all scarers are cut out to be jokesters. 45 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,600 I'm sorry to say, that was your last audition. 46 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,603 -For now? -Forever. 47 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,481 -Um, but if you'll just let me come... -You are not funny. 48 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,819 Good day, Mr. Tusclin. 49 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,951 It's... Tuskmon. 50 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,374 ANNOUNCER: Hello, mini monsters. Remain with your chaperones, please. 51 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,293 YETI: Snow cones here! Get your snow cones! 52 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,044 We got lemon, we got lingonberry. 53 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,005 And the original snow flavor. 54 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,965 -It's Mini Monsters Day. -(MINI MONSTERS LAUGHING) 55 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,301 The day we open up the factory to all you kids 56 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,344 to learn about working at Monsters, Inc. 57 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:40,888 Hey! Watch the back. 58 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,016 CELIA: And the best part is, as supervisor, 59 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:49,021 I get to tell other monsters what to do without having to do anything myself. 60 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,899 -ALL: Nice! -If you work hard and dream big, 61 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:55,235 one day, you can empty the trash cans here, too. 62 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,529 Shut up. You want to put us out of a job? 63 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,781 -That's so unsanitary. -(MOANING) 64 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,325 NEEDLEMAN AND SMITTY: But cute! 65 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,702 Do I have to do this, Mom? 66 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,829 -MS. FLINT: It's just for one day. -(GROANS) 67 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,706 You say that every year. 68 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,041 MS. FLINT: Come on, Thalia. 69 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,043 OTIS: Please hold, he'll be right with you. 70 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,711 Hey, Otis. How's your mom? 71 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,464 Oh, thanks for asking, Thalia. Her eyesight's going, hmm... 72 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,466 But she's got more eyes where those came from. 73 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,551 -So it's not a problem. -What group is she with? 74 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,095 -I gotta get back to the funny business. -Let me check. 75 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:25,307 Uh, she's with... Ooh, MIFT. The Monsters, Inc. Fun Team. 76 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,559 Fun! Right. Sorry, honey. 77 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:28,644 (SIGHS) MIFT. 78 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,271 All right, kids. Kids, over here. Come on, gather around. 79 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,525 And prepare to have your mini monster minds blown wide open. 80 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,235 Blown wide open? Cool. 81 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,737 -Is that safe? -Hold it. Where's Ty-Ty? 82 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,073 He can't miss his very first Mini Monster Day. 83 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,575 -MONSTER: Morning, Tylor. -(GASPS) Oh, there he is. 84 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:44,952 How'd the audition go? 85 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,495 -Sixth time's the charm. -Seventh. 86 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,664 -Seventh time's the charm? -(IMITATES EXPLOSION) 87 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:52,417 That's it. No more auditions. No more jokester. Nothing, ever. 88 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:56,046 Sorry, Double T. But, hey, nobody gets to be sad on Mini Monster Day. 89 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,756 -It's gonna cheer you up. -I don't know. 90 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,633 -I'm not feeling it. -Happy, happy. 91 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:00,717 I don't wanna... 92 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,845 I thought we were gonna get paired with jokesters. 93 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,389 Jokesters? Oh, no. They're way over there. 94 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,399 Oh, don't you worry, no. You get to spend the day with us. 95 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,110 The Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team. 96 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:21,154 -What's a facilities? -It's another word for bathroom. 97 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,116 -We're on the Toilet Team? -Flush away. 98 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,703 -Which one of you is Gerty? -The Toilet Team. 99 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:31,415 -Gerty. Gerty. Gerty. -(CRYING) 100 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,293 Aw, it's okay. It's okay. 101 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:38,922 You're okay. You know why? You're with me. I'm the boss. 102 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,884 -Hiya! I'm Val Little. -Thalia Flint. 103 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,678 Well, little Miss Flint, we are going to have a great day. 104 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,931 A whole day underground with MIFT. Whoop-dee-doo. 105 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,268 We're gonna take that whoop-dee-doo and turn it into whoo-hoo 106 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,561 before the day is done. 107 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,021 (SARCASTICALLY) Whoo-hoo! 108 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,107 Why don't we start with the "whoo" and work our way to the "hoo"? 109 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,692 -No? -(SIGHS) 110 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,444 Just a little "whoo"? Tiny bit of "whoo"? 111 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,197 -Teeny tiny "whoo"? -ALEXANDER: Big guy with big horns. 112 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:08,619 (GASPS) Tylor, hi. My name's Alexander, and we're gonna be BFF-AE-AE-AE-AE-Fs. 113 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,039 That's best friends forever, and ever and ever, and ever and ever, forever. 114 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,582 I can't wait for you to show me... 115 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,667 Lucky you. I got stuck with Ms. Flint's kid. 116 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:16,793 Ms. Flint's kid? 117 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,837 The crab apple does not fall far from the tree. 118 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,382 Ms. Flint's kid, as in, Ms. Flint, the one who's in charge of the auditions? 119 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,635 Yeah, Flint. Thalia's so much like her mom. 120 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,178 "I've never cracked a smile. 121 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,096 "I'm not gonna smile, no matter what you say, 122 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,431 "'cause I'm so solemn." 123 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,767 -TYLOR: Ms. Flint's kid? -(MINI MONSTERS LAUGHING) 124 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:36,188 The doctor said he couldn't see him right now. 125 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:39,399 Doctor jokes? Comedy gold! 126 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,653 Probably the funniest monster at Monsters, Inc. 127 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,198 Give him another chance, Mom. Give him another chance! 128 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:52,704 ALL: (CHANTING) Another chance! 129 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:58,460 MS. FLINT: Our newest jokester, Tylor Tuskmon. 130 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,213 Your naked chicken. 131 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,851 And I gave her the "whoo," and the "hoo" and she just walks away. 132 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,644 -Trade with me. -Trade with who? 133 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:16,979 You gotta trade with me. 134 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,356 -Please. Come on. -But she was assigned to me. 135 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,649 Best friend since college. 136 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,025 -Please, Val. -To me. 137 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,528 Look at me. Please, please. Don't make me beg. Please. 138 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:28,490 -But, uh... -Please. Please. Please. 139 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:32,244 (SINGING) We're going down We're going down, down, down 140 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,288 We're going where? 141 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,456 (SIGHS) Thanks for trading, Val. (SQUEALS) 142 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,875 Good luck! 143 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,795 Hey, there, Thalia. I'm Tylor. Tylor Tuskmon. Eh? 144 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,881 -Remember my name. (CHUCKLES) -(SCOFFS) 145 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:48,760 We're going down to MIFT We're going down to MIFT 146 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,264 -For the next nine hours... -Including lunch and two 15-minute breaks. 147 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:56,310 I want you to think of this place as your, um, you know, your, um... 148 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,812 -Home away from home? -Your home away from hope. 149 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:00,689 Buckle up. 150 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,817 VAL: Okay, let's play two truths and a lie. I'll go first. 151 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,819 When I was 12, I swallowed someone's tooth. 152 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,864 Duncan's middle name's Pepperidge. And I hate trying new things. 153 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,575 No. I bet you love trying new things, right? 154 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,285 (GASPS) Right. You totally get me. 155 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,870 -Yes! -Whoo-hoo! 156 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,246 And here we are, child. 157 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,208 The workplace of Duncan, pianist and deputy supervisor. 158 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,169 My name is Oscar, not child. 159 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,172 You don't have any interest in Fritz's job, do you? 160 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,757 -No. -Then you wouldn't mind 161 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,259 signing a simple contract to legalize your response. 162 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,637 If you don't mind signing my contract 163 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,890 releasing me from all liability for my actions. 164 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,646 I like your style, kid. 165 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,190 And as you can see, there is plenty of equipment in here 166 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,317 that could result in a workplace accident. 167 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,860 Has anyone ever had an accident? 168 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,904 You mean anyones? 169 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,532 Klaus, Rodney, Carl, 170 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,993 oh, just a few of the casualties of improper safety procedures, my friend. 171 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,579 Whoa! 172 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,164 Was this alive? 173 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,250 Depends on your definition of alive. 174 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,335 Yep. I keep a little souvenir of each. 175 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,254 Both as a reminder of the unsafe incident, 176 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,214 and as a unique use of my leisure time. 177 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,174 -(BOTTLES CLINK) -(GASPS) It moved. 178 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:12,469 Now, the original Drooler Cooler was made from real drool. 179 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:15,556 Not the high gooptose horn syrup that they use today. 180 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,266 (CHUCKLES) I bet you didn't know that. 181 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,727 You're not much of a talker, are you? 182 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,862 -You wanna hear a joke? -Nope. 183 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:33,657 Okay. So, a griffin, a slug and a hydra walk into a dive bar. 184 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,659 Wait, no... That might not be appropriate. 185 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,328 -Um, oh, maybe, uh... -This desk seems small for you. 186 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,747 Oh, that's because it's my temporary desk. 187 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,083 I was gonna be a scarer, then the Laugh Power thing... 188 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,336 -Another scarer. Great. -Wait. It used to be Banana Bread's desk. 189 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,255 I mean, Winchester. His name is Winchester. 190 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,007 Oh, yeah. The Winchester guy. 191 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,343 My mom mentioned his amazing comic theory, blah, blah... 192 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,555 (GASPS) Stop the clock. Your mom's Ms. Flint? I did not know that. 193 00:09:56,638 --> 00:10:01,518 That is so weird. I mean, because I wanna be a jokester, and your mom's like... 194 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,520 -Can I just go to my mom's office? -Why? 195 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:06,732 You're gonna be having so much fun, you're not gonna wanna go back. 196 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,902 Just think of me as like your fun uncle. (CHUCKLES) 197 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:13,197 I had a fun uncle. He's dead. 198 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,908 I'm sorry for your loss. 199 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:18,535 MIFTers and mini MIFTers, look alive, 200 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:23,916 because we've got a (SCATS) work (SING-SONG) order. 201 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:28,587 -We lost our kid. Sorry. -What do you mean you lost your kid? 202 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,215 The work order said it's a broken trash can wheel. 203 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,009 It broke when Smitty tripped over it chasing after our kid. 204 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,761 Yeah, that little slugger's fast. 205 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,222 This is as bad as when we lost the kid from last year. 206 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,016 -And the year before that. -And the year before that. 207 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,894 Well, we eventually found all of 'em. I think. 208 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,022 Um, am I the only one who thinks we should call security? 209 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,650 -Wait. What does this kid look like? -(GIBBS GIGGLING) 210 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,028 BOTH: He looks like that! 211 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,617 MIFTers, you and your mini MIFTers, search the door shafts. 212 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,619 Gerty, you and I are heading for the DVC. 213 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,496 -"DVC"? -The Door Vault Control. 214 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,789 -Come on. -Let's go. 215 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:09,294 -Me? But I'm not a MIFTer. -Hey! Today, you're with us. 216 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,131 VAL: Little Gibbs could be anywhere. 217 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:15,676 Val, take the DVN shafts. Tylor, take the DVS. 218 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,053 -Roger that. -Duncan and I will take the DVW. 219 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,471 -(CHUCKLES) -OSCAR: Whoa! 220 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,936 Kurtz, we've got a problem. 221 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,688 KURTZ: Hey. I'm busy watching here. 222 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,566 A mini monster was lost in the door shaft. Have you seen anything? 223 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:33,360 I can't make a move without a 4-22-16. 224 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,237 You want me to fill out a form? 225 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,947 If I don't have it, Roze'll have my... 226 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,746 Keep your eyes peeled and let me know if you see anything. 227 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,334 -(GASPS) I saw something. -TYLOR: Watch it! 228 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,588 You're okay. Come in, Val. 229 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,631 (ON RADIO) Little Gibbs is headed your way. 230 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,341 -(GIGGLES) -Got him. Hold tight. 231 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,684 (GRUNTS) Lost him. Cutter, he went in the DVV shaft. 232 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,811 -CUTTER: (ON RADIO) We're on it. -(COOS) 233 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,229 Door! 234 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:14,860 Left! Left! Left! Left! Right! Faster! Faster! 235 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,445 You wanna drive, Duncan? 236 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,323 No, I'm much more comfortable shouting orders! Thank you! 237 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,208 -Tylor, look. -What? What? Oh! 238 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,834 -No! -(THALIA SCREAMS) 239 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,171 There is a mini monster in danger. Search all the tracks. Immediately! 240 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,089 -But the 4-22-16! -Do it. 241 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,891 -Anything? -BOTH: Nothing. 242 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,017 Cutter? 243 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,562 -We saw where Tina lost her tail. -And it was wiggling. 244 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,190 -(GIBBS GIGGLES) -TYLOR: Oh, there he is. 245 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,361 KURTZ: Found him. Headed for shredder shaft four. 246 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,072 He's headed for a shredder shaft? Shut it down! 247 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,115 I'll need a 19-9-4 for that. 248 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,159 Get out of my way! I'll take care of this. 249 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,953 -Tylor, come in. -Yeah, right here, Fritz. 250 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,372 -FRITZ: He's headed for a shredder shaft. -Shredder shaft? 251 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,624 Shredder shaft four. It's in the DVE sector. 252 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,793 You're the closest. Stay frothy. 253 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,670 We gotta stop that baby. 254 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,966 Take the controls. 255 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,634 Controls? I'm not a MIFTer. 256 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,679 -Direction, rotation, speed. Now, drive. -Uh... 257 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:27,057 -I don't know... -All right, buddy. Here we go! 258 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,561 -I got ya. Uh... -THALIA: Whoa! 259 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,647 -All right. Don't worry. I'm coming. Ah! -THALIA: Tylor! 260 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,899 -TYLOR: Uh... Ugh. Okay. -Watch out! 261 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,693 TYLOR: Uh, what? What do we, uh... 262 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:41,154 -Oh! Oh, no, no, no! -Watch out! 263 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,533 Uh, oh, okay. All right. Hang on. (GRUNTS) 264 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,452 -Tylor! Help! -All right, here we go. 265 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,330 -(THALIA SCREAMS) -(GRUNTING) Uh... 266 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,500 Oh! Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Ah! 267 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:57,504 -Jump! Jump! Jump! -(YELLS) 268 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,882 -I got you. I got you. -That was close. 269 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,218 We got the baby. 270 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,012 Safe and sound. 271 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,807 Oh, thanks. We'll never lose another kid again. 272 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,270 Hey! That's a goal, not a promise. 273 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105 Good job, everyone. 274 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:19,359 Now, let's head back to headquarters for some well-deserved Drooler Coolers. 275 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,820 -MONSTER: Yeah! -MINI MONSTERS: Drooler Cooler! 276 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,823 -M-I-F-T! -Are you gonna puke? 277 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,618 -Me? (GAGGING) -'Cause you look like you are gonna puke. 278 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:31,580 No, I'm always this shade of green. (GAGGING) 279 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,833 Hey, and, uh, (CHUCKLES) speaking of green, 280 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:38,587 what's round, green and goes honk honk? 281 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,133 (SIGHS) Mike Wazowski driving his car. 282 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,551 Oh, you've heard it. Oh, okay. 283 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:48,180 It wasn't funny the first time I heard it and it wasn't funny now. 284 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,725 You are not funny. 285 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,691 -Ow. What is it, Double T? -I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 286 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:03,237 We were totally getting along. And now look at her. Look. 287 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,197 I can't even get her to smile, you know. 288 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,950 She just looks at me and she's just... bleh. 289 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,077 She was my last chance at becoming a jokester. 290 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,162 You know this was all her mom's fault, right? 291 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:16,208 Maybe if you weren't being such an a... mbitiously focused individual. 292 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,545 Yeah, I'm done, okay? For all I care, Thalia can go find her 293 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,964 I-wouldn't-know-comedy if-it-hit-me-in-the-butt mom 294 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,466 and let her know that Tylor Tuskmon 295 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,845 says that she is the most not funny monster in all of Monstropolis. 296 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,556 Not me. She can walk herself upstairs, 297 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,725 march into her mom's office and tell her that. 298 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:36,478 Okay, I'll go tell her that. 299 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,868 Wait! Uh, Thalia, wait. 300 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,745 Hello? Thalia? 301 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,375 Thalia? 302 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,506 Uh, no. Wait. You don't need to do this. 303 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,551 No, no. no. Stop. Don't go up there. You don't need to do this. 304 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,179 Come on, no. Come on, what are you... No, don't touch... 305 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,597 You don't need to tell your mom. 306 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,975 I'm the one who doesn't know anything about comedy. Oh, come on! 307 00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,274 -Come on, come on, come on. -(TIRES SQUEALING) 308 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,526 -Sorry, look out! Look out! -Hey, watch it! 309 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,111 TYLOR: Sorry about that, guys. 310 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,991 Thalia! 311 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,176 -Oh... (GASPS) -(CROWD GASPING) 312 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,804 ANNOUNCER: There's a massive pastry cleanup in hallway 12. 313 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,848 -(GAGS) -ANNOUNCER: You'll see it. 314 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:59,144 -(MINI MONSTERS LAUGHING) -TYLOR: Hmm? 315 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,189 Uh... Mmm... 316 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,371 Wait. 317 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,000 Thalia, wait. Wait, wait. 318 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,128 Don't go tell your mom what I said. 319 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,922 I was just trying to make you laugh. 320 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,049 So, you'd tell your mom I was funny. 321 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:34,179 And then, you know, maybe she'd give me another audition or another chance. 322 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,559 Okay? But... But what I did was wrong. 323 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,937 I knew what you were up to. 324 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,730 You did? 325 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:47,484 It's happened before, with the other scarers. 326 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,614 But you're the first one to admit it. 327 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,784 Respect. 328 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,330 (CHUCKLES) Huh? 329 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,009 I give it the old Fritzerelli touch. 330 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:17,097 MIFTers and mini MIFTers, our day is almost done. 331 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,057 We'd have you do more, but we learned, 332 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,393 last year, about a thing called child labor law. 333 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:25,898 So, I just want to say, I'm proud, so proud of each and every one of you. 334 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,651 Fritz, can I say something? 335 00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,320 Oh, absolutely. 336 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:34,323 Do you want musical accompaniment? It's better with music. 337 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,491 No, no, no, it's fine. 338 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,664 This morning, I thought spending the day with MIFT 339 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,959 -would be the worst possible thing ever. -(MIFTERS GROANS) 340 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,420 I thought you all were just a bunch of weirdos 341 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,756 hidden away in your underground loony bin. 342 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,257 Not that far off, hon. 343 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:56,303 I was wrong. You are the monsters behind the monsters. 344 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,389 And you may not get the glory that the jokesters do, 345 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,601 but you are the true power that keeps this parapet running. 346 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:07,564 So, today I wanna say, I'm proud, too. 347 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,900 Proud to call myself a mini MIFTer. 348 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,111 So, let's get out there and wrench... 349 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,197 -BOTH: Those nuts! -(MINI MIFTERS CHEERING) 350 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,201 ALL: (CHANTING) M-I-F-T! 351 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:23,747 Oh, proud crying. (SNIFFING) 352 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,082 Here you go, kiddo. 353 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,875 Are you sure I can keep it? 354 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:29,378 It's not an "it," kid. It's Klaus. 355 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,631 Hey, come on, kids. It's time to go back upstairs. 356 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,924 ALL: (CHANTING) M-I-F-T! 357 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,927 There's a 70% chance those kids aren't making it outta here. 358 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,679 M-I-F-T! 359 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,099 You know, you make a pretty good MIFTer. 360 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:46,687 Huh... I, uh, I guess I do. 361 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,355 So long, Tuskmon. 362 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,568 I'll, uh, see you around, Thalia. 363 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,529 THALIA: (CHANTING) M-I-F-T! 364 00:19:55,612 --> 00:20:00,200 Told you nobody's sad on Mini Monster Day. Best day ever. 365 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,161 Yes. Yes, it is. 366 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,542 So, how was Mini Monster Day? 367 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,460 It was good. 368 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:13,630 -Good? Who'd you get paired with? -Tylor Tuskmon. 369 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,840 Oh... 370 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,758 He was really... 371 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,302 Painfully devoid of comedy? 372 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,386 No, Mom. 373 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,181 Funny. 374 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:44,494 Welcome, everybody. When one jokester won't do, get two. 375 00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,122 Yes, two jokesters performing together as a single act, 376 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:49,291 a sacred show business relationship. 377 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,336 And in these comedy pairings is always a straight man, 378 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,422 as you can see, and a goofball. 379 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,550 The straight man is intelligent and charismatic, 380 00:20:58,634 --> 00:20:59,760 so nice to see me, 381 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,095 while the goofball is dim and slow on the uptake. 382 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:03,931 The straight man is good looking... 383 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,265 Drink it in. Drink it in. 384 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,726 ...while the goofball is nothing but a silly sap head 385 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,521 who refuses to use odorant because he says, "It sticks to my fur." 386 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,607 The straight man is sensible, 387 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,735 while the goofball is a real blabbermouth. He never knows when to shut up. 388 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,488 He's always going on and on about this, 389 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,323 -about that, about this. -Are we finished? 390 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,741 Quiet, Sulley. I'm on a roll. 391 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,660 The straight man often stands in bewilderment 392 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,079 as the goofball makes an utter fool out of himself. 393 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,747 Not sure why they call him a goofball. 394 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,792 Unless he's ball-shaped. See? (CHUCKLES) 395 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,711 Then it would make more sense. If the goofball... 396 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,257 Why didn't you stop me? 397 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:41,009 'Cause it's a sacred show business relationship. 398 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,095 Doody. 399 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,310 SMITTY: What are production babies? 400 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,978 NEEDLEMAN: I'll explain when you're older. 401 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,980 SMITTY: But I'm older than you. 402 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,899 NEEDLEMAN: Oh, then you can explain it to me. 30999

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