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Oh, uh, hey, Val. There's something wrong
with this old machine here.
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I think it might be broken.
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(GASPS)
That's more than an old machine, Double T.
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I told you, her name's Vendy.
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Right. Forgot it, uh, has a name.
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-She has a name.
-Of course, right, yes.
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Fritz named her.
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She's as much a MIFTer as any of us.
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And a little moody sometimes.
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So, all you gotta do is say, "Hi, Vendy!"
Like that.
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Oh, okay. Sure. Uh, hi, Vendy.
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Good. Now bump the left side
with your fist.
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Bump-bump-bump.
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Then wait a beat, big bump.
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Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, big bump.
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-Got it. Okay. Thanks.
-Yep.
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CUTTER: Don't bump too hard.
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Few years back, Nathan in marketing
shook her and bam!
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Squashed him like a bug.
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He's an invertebrate, he was okay.
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And we got free candy, so, heh...
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Oh, well, it's good to hear
you got free candy.
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, Vendy, here we go.
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Uh...
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Bump-bump-bump, wait a beat, and big bump!
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-Oh, no!
-Hey!
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-(VAL GASPS)
-That doesn't sound good.
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What'd you do?
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Jumping gaskets! What's wrong with Vendy?
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Don't know. I just bumped it.
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CUTTER: No!
FRITZ: No, no, no!
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Ooh!
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-(BUZZING STOPS)
-Like I said, I think it's...
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broken.
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Today, we mourn the passing
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of another very special member
of our MIFT family, Vendy. (SOBBING)
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We're having a funeral
for a vending machine?
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Not just any vending machine.
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Vendy and I began our careers here
at Monsters, Inc. on the very same day.
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Me, an ambitious young mechanic.
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Vendy, a machine with a dream
of dispensing chilled drinks
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at an inflated price
because of the convenience.
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She was worth it!
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FRITZ: She wouldn't want us to cry.
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But instead, to celebrate her life.
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VAL: Vendy, no!
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My dear Vendy, she's gone.
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Old and broken.
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Gets you to thinking.
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Maybe I'm old and broken, too.
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Thanks, Haggis, we'll pay you
out of the miscellaneous expense account.
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-(SIGHS) This is my fault.
-No, it's not.
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Sure it is.
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He's the one that jammed
his freakishly oversized antler
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right through Vendy.
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You're better at breaking things
than fixin' 'em.
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First Vendy, now Fritz.
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Look at that, Sulley.
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With your excellent management skills
and my comedic prowess,
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our profits are up, up, up.
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Actually, profits are down, down, down.
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Mike, the jokesters are doing their best,
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but laugh canister output
has been decreasing.
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Right, but with me and Sulley in charge,
morale has never been higher.
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Morale has never been lower!
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-Maybe your graph-thingie is upside down.
-No, my graph-thingie is correct.
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I'll tell you why morale's down,
it's these depressing charts.
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We're not generating enough laugh power.
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-MIKE: What?
-Until we do,
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we gotta figure a way
to cheer folks up and trim our budget.
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Right. I'll tell you what.
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At lunch, I will only play 17 holes,
instead of all 18.
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I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
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Mr. Wazowski, we're gonna
have to make deeper cuts than that.
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FRITZ: Trim my staff?
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Sounds like you're asking me
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to involuntarily remove someone
from their job.
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Are you doing that?
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-It's Bean from accounting. Budget cuts.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Fritz has to fire one of us.
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-What?
-One of us is gonna get fired?
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I prefer the term "axed." Has more bite.
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And he has to do it by end of the week!
(SHUSHES)
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Here he comes. Act natural.
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DUNCAN: (SINGING)
Essential employee
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(SIGHS) Sad sigh.
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Uh, you okay, Fritz?
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Need me to wash your car?
Reupholster your chair?
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-Duncan!
-Be your butler without pay?
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No, no, no. I'm fine.
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You know, I could
really use a Drooler Cooler.
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But Vendy's gone.
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A really sad sigh. (SOBS)
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Whoa. Bad day to break Fritz's
favorite vending machine, eh, College Boy?
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Last in, first out. (CHUCKLES)
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TYLOR: (SIGHS) All right.
You heard Duncan.
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Don't listen to him.
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Why not? He's right.
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I'm not a good MIFTer.
I can't even fix anything.
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Sure you can, remember?
You wrenched the nut.
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One nut, Val. I wrenched one nut.
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If I'm fired, that's it. My life's over.
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No more chance at being a jokester.
I won't even...
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I won't even get to see you guys.
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You want me to tell you
how to boost morale?
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Yes! Because you're "always watching."
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Or is it "always stinking"?
I don't know. Whatever it is.
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(GROANS) No more coffee screamer?
What's the point?
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How about you approve
your paperwork on time?
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That would make me smile.
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And I've been told
I have an infectious grin.
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-Eeh.
-(WHIMPERS)
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-TYLOR: You sure this'll work?
-We'll buy him a Drooler Cooler.
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That'll cheer Fritz up,
you won't get fired.
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What's wrong with Fritz?
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Oh, uh, hey, Mike. I broke his favorite
vending machine this morning...
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-Vendy.
-Yeah, Vendy, yeah.
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I broke Vendy this morning and...
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And he needs a new one!
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That's it!
I got two words for ya, "upgrades!"
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Upgrades is one word.
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The perfect way to boost morale.
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And if we boost morale, we boost laughs.
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And if we boost laughs, we boost profits.
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And nobody has to be let go.
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Except maybe Stinky.
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I heard that.
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A new vending machine?
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Look at that. It even has hot foods.
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That's pretty hot.
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That's right, sir.
I had it installed just for you.
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You had it installed?
No, no. This wasn't Duncan's idea.
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Yeah, Val and I
gave Mike the idea to upgrade.
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-But I approved the delivery.
-No, no.
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-VAL: Duncan!
-I don't think I like this.
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-DUNCAN: Me neither.
-It's too soon.
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-DUNCAN: Way too soon.
-I miss Vendy.
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This was College Boy's
hair-brained scheme.
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What? No!
I didn't ask Mike to send this down.
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-Said it was your idea.
-It was Mike's idea.
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-Upgrades.
-This is all their fault.
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-Keep that in mind.
-Hold on.
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-VAL: Duncan...
-Nobody trusts you.
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-Not my fault.
-You sound ridiculous.
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DUNCAN: You're the insane one.
"I'm Tylor Tylor Tylor Tylor."
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-TYLOR: Stop it.
-I'll take care of it, sir.
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Wow! Look at all these
refreshing Drooler Cooler flavors.
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I like this!
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And it was all my idea!
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-Really, Duncan?
-FRITZ: How do I choose?
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There's Spineapple! That sounds...
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-Whatever you want.
-Taste Free, Bilgeberry.
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Maybe I'm just gonna go for Bile Blast.
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If you're happy, I'm happy.
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FRITZ: Bump-bump-bump. Bitty bump.
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Oh, my!
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The acidity's astounding.
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I can't feel my tongue, but so what?
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Maybe I should've tried the Lemon Slime.
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That'd have been
more delightful and refreshing.
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Hey, look, there's an "exchange" button.
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FRITZ: Huh?
VAL: Right there.
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Oh. Jumping gaskets!
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Whoa!
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Would you look at that?
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Bitty bump.
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I can't get over it!
This is really something.
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Thank you, Vendy Two. (KISSES)
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And thank you all.
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You know, I'm having a really rough week
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and this makes me feel
a smidgy bit better.
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You hear that? He thanked us.
We're not getting fired.
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No, no. He thanked moi.
I'm not getting fired.
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-(INDISTINCT CHEERING)
-Get ready! Bam!
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Oozeball? I thought we were
supposed to not spend money.
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Sulley, you're not thinking
like an out-of-touch overpaid CEO.
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To make money, you gotta spend money.
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NEEDLEMAN: No!
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-No!
-(GROANS)
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-SANDERSON: Goal!
-Yes!
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See? Morale's already up.
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Okay, we'll keep this one.
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Too late, buddy.
I already ordered 96 of 'em.
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DUNCAN: He's in there right now.
Going through our files.
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Making his decision.
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Don't think your little vending machine
trick will work, College Boy.
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You can't snack your way
out of gettin' fired.
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Oh, I think I already have.
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-Whoa! Hot Snots?
-Hot Snots?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not so fast. No, no, you can't have those.
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-Hot Snots are my thing.
-Your thing?
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They've been my thing since I was three.
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Three? My mom popped those babies
instead of prenatals, okay?
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-Explains a lot.
-I win.
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-You'll have to find another favorite.
-Seriously? I'm getting them.
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-No, you're not.
-Stop it.
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-DUNCAN: You stop!
-Mine.
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-DUNCAN: No, no, no! Mine!
-Mine!
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(CHUCKLES)
Now you're definitely getting fired.
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You're the one who kept push-push-pushing.
He's firing you!
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-Fritz is gonna be so upset.
-(SIGHS) Yeah, I better fix this thing.
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Whoa, no, no, no. You can't fix anything,
we've established that.
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I'll fix it,
and you just stand there and be fired.
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Ah, see here... Oh! And... ooh!
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(STUTTERS) Says to call
an authorized service center.
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Authorized schm-authorized.
That's for amateurs like you.
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Don't touch that yellow wire.
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Reroute this to that. Tighten this.
Jiggly this thingie. And boom!
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Let's give this thing a try.
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There! Good as new.
I'll just get rid of all this stuff.
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Wait, wait, wait. What are those?
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You know, extra parts.
Bunch of doohickeys.
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-VAL: Doohickeys?
-Not gonna make any difference.
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Oh, I think I need
another Drooler Cooler pick-me-up.
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I've got a lot on my mind.
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-(BEEPS)
-Ooh!
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Spittle Splash flavor.
That sounds scrumptious.
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Pop Farts? I don't want Pop Farts.
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-(MACHINE ROARS)
-Huh?
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-BOTH: Are you okay?
-No! I got canned!
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There's something wrong with that machine!
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-In my office! Everyone!
-VAL: In your office!
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Oh, it's like everything and nothing
at the same time.
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It just speaks to me. (SNIFFLES)
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-What's it say to you, Sulley?
-That we're broke?
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Look what else I got.
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I bought a Vincent Van Gross
and a Claw Monet.
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SULLEY: Is that a Michelfangelo?
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Yes! It's culture.
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Culture boosts morale.
And morale boosts profits.
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Ooh, an Andy Gorhal. One of his Goop Cans.
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Very inspiring!
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See? Okay. Now this one...
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stinks.
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I just don't get this one. I don't get it.
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Doohickeys? You took out doohickeys?
237
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,615
Never remove doohickeys.
238
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,868
I was fixing it because he broke it!
239
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952
-No! You broke it!
-You!
240
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,912
Let's all remain calm. Because I'm calm.
241
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,414
I'm gonna call the service center.
242
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,751
Vend-o service. Can I help you?
243
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,462
Oh, yes, you can!
Our machine, it's gone crazy!
244
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,298
Calm down, sir. Everything will be fine.
245
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,592
As long as
you didn't remove any doohickeys.
246
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,135
But we did!
247
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,264
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-Hello? Hello?
248
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,932
The phone line's been cut!
249
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,643
It's cut the phone line! (ECHOES)
250
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,274
DUNCAN: My dearest mother,I pen this from the front lines.
251
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,527
A vending machine gone roguehas declared us its foe.
252
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,530
Do not despair,nor pine for my safe return.
253
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,157
Know that I fought with valor.
254
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,619
Your loving son, Duncan P. Anderson,
255
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,537
MIFT Deputy Supervisor.
256
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,999
TYLOR: Okay, you guys stay here,
I'm gonna go out and fix it.
257
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,460
Whoa, and let you be the hero? No.
258
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,254
Let a good MIFTer save the MIFTers.
259
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,520
Oh... Ah-ha!
260
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,386
Who's the hero now?
261
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,931
FRITZ: Duncan! Duncan!
262
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,432
Look behind you! (STUTTERS)
263
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,684
-Duncan!
-What?
264
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,356
Let me out of here! (SCREAMS)
265
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,067
It ate Duncan!
266
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,777
Oh, no! Not...
267
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,405
Any body parts left?
I got dibs on an eyestalk.
268
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,575
Here you are.
Compliments of Monsters, Incorporated.
269
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,578
This one is for you. This one is for you.
This one is for you.
270
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,037
This one is for you, my friend.
271
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,998
-Hey, Mike. What's in the envelopes?
-Money.
272
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,082
-Money?
-Money.
273
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,458
-You mean money-money?
-Yeah.
274
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,210
I'm calling it "Free Money Mondays."
275
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,588
I'm tellin' ya,
morale has never been better!
276
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,339
Where'd you get all that cash?
277
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:01,592
From your emergency money jar
hidden under your bed.
278
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,676
-But...
-This is for you.
279
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,386
-But...
-This is an emergency, right?
280
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,637
This one is for you.
281
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,349
DUNCAN: (SCREAMS)
Please! Let me out of here!
282
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,601
We've got to save him!
283
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:11,685
Okay. How?
284
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,897
-(GASPS) You!
-(STUTTERS) Me?
285
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,940
You may not be the best MIFTer
at fixing stuff,
286
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,984
but you're pretty good at breaking it.
287
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,652
Thanks. I think.
288
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,780
So, get out there and fix-break Vendy Two.
289
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,911
-Yeah, do your worst!
-VAL: Double T!
290
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,204
Really mess things up!
291
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:35,375
DUNCAN: Somebody let me out!
It's not as spacious as it looks.
292
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,004
Time to get to work.
293
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,470
Woah, he really would've made
a great Scarer.
294
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,554
FRITZ: Get back!
295
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:06,865
I'll never remove a doohickey again. Ugh!
296
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,951
-Ooh, yeah! Double T! Double T!
-All right!
297
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,245
That was some
top-notch destruction, Muscles!
298
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,413
-That was some good MIFT-ing!
-(WHISTLES)
299
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,498
Come on. Thanks, guys.
300
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,542
It was fine, it was okay. At best.
301
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,460
I, uh...
302
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:22,631
I've got some news
I need to share with all of you.
303
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,887
"Oozeball tables, fine art,
Free Money Mondays"?
304
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,722
I have more ideas where those came from.
305
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,684
-How about a rooftop swimming pool?
-We don't need a swimming pool.
306
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,311
-A Monsters, Inc. swim team!
-We don't need a swim team.
307
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,896
Then who's gonna use the pool?
308
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,315
Bean, I can explain all this.
309
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,277
Actually, I can't explain any of it.
310
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,154
Hello? What's to explain?
Look at my graph-thingie.
311
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,407
I've never seen
morale turn around this quick.
312
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,909
And our laugh canister output
has already doubled.
313
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,494
Really? Well.
314
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:55,038
At this rate,
profits should turn around rather quickly.
315
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,833
It was all Mike's doing. Good job, Mikey.
316
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,501
Aw, thank you. Thank you, Sulley.
317
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,836
(CHUCKLING) No problem.
318
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,254
And did you hear?
319
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:06,175
Tomorrow's Pay Me Back Tuesday.
320
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,347
Well, accounting has asked me
321
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:16,768
to cut a member of our MIFT staff
due to budget cuts.
322
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,938
I couldn't bear to see any of you go.
323
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,900
You're my family.
324
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:27,237
So, just like Vendy was old and broken
and had to go,
325
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,240
I guess I'm old and broken and...
326
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,493
I have to go, too.
327
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:36,330
-VAL: You're... You mean, you're...
-I'm retiring.
328
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,582
You're retiring! (STUTTERS) I mean...
329
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,461
You're retiring? Oh, sad, sad day.
330
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,004
-(PHONE RINGING)
-Excuse me.
331
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,549
That's probably Monsters Resources
calling about my last day.
332
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,929
This isn't right.
333
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:56,183
Fritz is the most generous
and kind monster I've ever met.
334
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,809
I'm the one that should go, not him.
335
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,937
No, no.
Don't sell yourself short, College Boy.
336
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,065
As your new supervisor,
I'll go easy on ya.
337
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,609
Good news, good news, everybody!
338
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,694
Morale is up, so productivity is up,
339
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,571
so accounting is cancelling
the budget cups!
340
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,073
-You mean budget cuts?
-Those, too!
341
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,075
-So you can stay?
-I can stay!
342
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,993
-You can stay!
-CUTTER: All right!
343
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,412
But you don't have to!
I mean, are you sure, sir?
344
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,748
I mean, you know,
think about all the gardening, huh?
345
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,876
Travel discounts,
the pickle ball tournaments! Come on!
346
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,921
I'm sure, Duncan.
None of us MIFTers are goin' anywhere.
347
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,005
Though... (SIGHS)
348
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,800
We still lost Vendy.
349
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,223
Morning, MIFTers!
350
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,517
-So, uh, what's up?
-I don't know.
351
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,561
Tylor wouldn't let us in
till you got here.
352
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,940
Come on in. But cover your eyes.
353
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,442
All right. There you go, come on in.
354
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:51,989
Yeah, yeah. Just over here.
Careful, careful. Okay.
355
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,119
Hold right there. Up, up! Keep 'em closed.
356
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,246
And open!
357
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,455
Surprise!
358
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,586
FRITZ: Vendy, she's back!
VAL: Vendy!
359
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,837
Ah! You fixed her!
360
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,380
More like blindly cobbled.
361
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,049
Hey, look,
I fixed something all by myself.
362
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,093
And I kept all the doohickeys.
363
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,553
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
364
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,431
Well, give it a try, Ty-Ty. Give it a try!
365
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,599
Hi, Vendy!
366
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,520
Bump-bump-bump, big bump!
367
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,484
One Drooler Cooler!
368
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:33,197
Who needs all those fancy flavors
when I've got Drooler Cooler Classic?
369
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,325
-(KISSES)
-And we get to keep classic Fritz.
370
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,411
Goodness, I feel just like Vendy,
371
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:43,582
all fixed up and ready
to work here at MIFT for years to come!
372
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,959
Wouldn't want it any other way, Fritz.
373
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,711
-Cheers.
-CUTTER: Cheers, Big Ears.
374
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,379
DUNCAN: Oh, yeah, cheers. Whatever.
375
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,899
MIKE: Now, if there's one thing
that human children find funny,
376
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,693
-besides poop, it's clowns!
-(EXCLAIMS)
377
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,196
So let's put on that greasepaint
and see what we got.
378
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:19,117
Not bad, Tylor.
Excellent use of tiny hats.
379
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,577
Okay. Good, good.
380
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,705
Um, Mr. Wazowski, check this out.
381
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,960
-Ta-da! (BLOWS)
-MIKE: Nicely...
382
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,044
done.
383
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,756
Um, maybe scale it back a little, Carla.
Okay, who's next?
384
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,553
Yikes! Okay, big guy. How about a smile?
385
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,019
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Maybe you're more of
a "knock-knock joke" kind of guy?
386
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,691
RUDY: And the moral of the story is...
387
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,235
you never remove a doohickey.
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