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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,420 MIKE: Yes, the Bowl-off-a-thon. 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,588 It's almost here, Fungus. 3 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:06,381 The roll of the ball, sound of a strike. 4 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:09,343 And this year's prize, dinner for two at Harryhausen's. 5 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:13,347 No Bowl-off-a-thon for you, Wazowski. 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:18,352 Oh, hello, Roze. Now, what's this about me not bowling? 7 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,522 You've still got to do your paperwork. 8 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,565 "Paperwork"? (CHUCKLES) No. How common. 9 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,568 I'm in charge now. You know, the SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM. 10 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,570 Fungus files my paperwork. 11 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:32,241 Not file. Approve. 12 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:38,038 Now that you're in charge, you have to approve all the paperwork. 13 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,166 You sure you're not Roz? 14 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,670 We're completely different. 15 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,754 GARY: Morning, Roze. 16 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,130 Gary. 17 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,882 -Gary. -Mikey. 18 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,468 Roze, uh, I just wanna say I'm so sorry. 19 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,637 I wasn't able to finish up my paperwork last night. 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,265 I was busy practicing for the big Bowl-off-a-thon, 21 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,476 so that I could, uh, win again. (LAUGHS) 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:03,313 Don't you worry that cute little round head of yours. 23 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,982 It's just paperwork. 24 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,527 -Oh, Roze, you are the best. -No, you're the best. 25 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,612 -Oh! -Good luck, Gary. 26 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:12,906 Gary. 27 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,992 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,436 -WOMAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention. -Yeah. 29 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,314 WOMAN: Last chance to sign up for this year's Bowl-off-a-thon. 30 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,066 You know, I had no idea Monsters Inc. had a bowling alley. 31 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,693 -You like bowling? -Not really. 32 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,195 Ugh, what are you reading? 33 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,364 Uh, Funny Business. Successful habits of funny monsters. 34 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,700 -(GRUNTS) -If I'm gonna make it as a jokester, 35 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,494 I gotta get in good with the boss. And the boss is... 36 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,704 Mike? 37 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:01,788 Oh, hiya, guys. 38 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,916 TYLOR: How did you get stuck in the ball return? 39 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,501 Bowling, it's in my blood. 40 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:08,921 I say to myself, "Mike, you're the ball. Be the ball." 41 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,547 So, I was the ball. 42 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,300 Getting ready for the big Bowl-off-a-thon, huh, Mr. Wazowski? 43 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,761 Well, sadly, no Bowl-off-a-thon for me this year. 44 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,222 Too busy on the Laugh Floor approving paperwork. 45 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:22,392 Oh, how I would have loved to have taken my sweet schmoopsie-poo to Harryhausen's. 46 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,938 Hey. I thought Harryhausen's banned your green butt for life. (CHUCKLES) 47 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,398 No. With great power comes great privileges. 48 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,610 And now that I'm SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM, the ban on my butt has been lifted. 49 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:35,572 Well, Mr. Scabamat-old-daddy-crumb, you're lucky you're not playin'. 50 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,618 Spare you the humiliation of losing to me again. 51 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,703 (LAUGHS) "Spare." Oh, man. 52 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:45,624 Ha! Well, I may not have time to play, but I'm, uh... 53 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,252 I'm sponsoring a team. 54 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,379 And they're a great team. Yeah. 55 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,422 So they're gonna bowl you away. Ha! 56 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,509 (SCOFFS) Well, you better hope they don't strike out. 57 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,885 (LAUGHS) 58 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,556 -Boom. -MONSTER: Four? Nice! 59 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,141 GARY: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What you been up to? 60 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,269 -(MONSTERS LAUGHING) -Gary. (SIGHS) 61 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,604 Well, Mike, I wish your team good luck. 62 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,356 What team? I don't have a team. 63 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,359 Now I need a team. A team that can beat Gary. 64 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,696 If I only knew where I could find some top-notch bowlers. 65 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,991 Do I know bowlers? Yes, I know bowlers! 66 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,493 They don't call me "No Splitz Fritz" for nothing. 67 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:22,953 They... They call you that? 68 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,329 For nothing. 69 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,623 -I've never heard them call you that. -Well, they do. 70 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,210 And we've got Pin-Pal Val over there and No-Gutter Cutter. 71 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:34,089 Hmm, Duncan doesn't play, but he loves the snachos. 72 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,008 Huh. Well, that is great news. 73 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:39,136 -The snachos? -No. That you guys play. That's... Wow! 74 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,055 Have you ever thought about forming a team? 75 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,182 A bowling team? 76 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:48,270 Yeah, sure. And maybe, I don't know, uh, entering the, uh, Bowl-off-a-thon? 77 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,191 Form a team. The Bowl-off-a-thon. 78 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,068 (LAUGHS) Oh, I know what you're doing. 79 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,197 -You do? -Yeah, you're falling in love with us. 80 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,491 -(CHUCKLES) -I am doing that. 81 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,327 I'm doing what you said. I am in love, yes. 82 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,121 Yeah, you could be the team captain. 83 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,916 Totally. Yeah. A chance for me to bond with you guys. 84 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,042 Your new family! 85 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,127 Other than my actual family that I also have. 86 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,504 -Extended family. -Work friends? 87 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,048 How about the "weird family that lives next door, 88 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,175 but you tell them when you're going on vacation, 89 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,968 so they can get your mail" family? 90 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,805 -Sure. Yeah. We'll go with that. -(HORN HONKS) 91 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,724 -How good are they? -How good are they? 92 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,018 Really good, very good, tremendously good? How good? 93 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,687 They're the best. They've been bowling for years. 94 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,773 -I think they're like champions. -Really? Great. 95 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:33,941 They've got nicknames. 96 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,442 We're gonna need a team name. 97 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,737 Maybe the Gutter Busters. Or the Alley Laughs? 98 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,573 How about, The Big Wazowskis? 99 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,283 "The Big Wazowskis"? 100 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:47,454 That sounds like something I've always wanted in a team name! 101 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,956 Thanks, I owe ya. 102 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,999 -Uh, anytime, Mike. Yes! -BOTH: Oh! 103 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,126 Oh, um, hey, Ms. Flint. 104 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,254 Just hanging out with Mike. You know Mike. 105 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,757 Walking away. Turning my back. See me leaving. 106 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,760 You can't make this up. I'm serious. 107 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,595 They lift up the ball return cover, 108 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,931 -and there he was. -You go ahead. I'll be right there. 109 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,349 -Eh... -Can you believe it? 110 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,476 Oh, he was actually stuck in the ball return. 111 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,563 (LAUGHS) 112 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,731 Hmm... (SNIFFS) What stinks? 113 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,066 Oh, it's the smell of defeat. 114 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,486 And I'm not talking about these feet. I'm talking about your defeat. 115 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:20,612 Really? 116 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:23,866 Yeah. I got a dream team, dude. And it's your worst nightmare. 117 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:27,119 "A dream team"? Oh, is that so? 118 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,246 Yeah. Yes, it's so. It's so, Gary. 119 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,540 In fact, it's so so, I say we make it interesting. 120 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,750 What do you say losing team has to, uh... 121 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,171 Ah! Has to do the other's paperwork for a month? 122 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,673 -You're on, buddy. -(BOWLING PINS FALLING) 123 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,800 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 124 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,146 All right. 125 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,694 Welcome, team. 126 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,030 I cannot wait to tell you how excited I am 127 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:06,783 to be captain of the Big Wazowskis. 128 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,535 Heyo! 129 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,245 Mmm. Uh-huh. 130 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,955 Whoo! 131 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,166 Uh, yo, I thought you said you didn't bowl. 132 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,502 No, no, Val. No, I did not say that. 133 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,546 I said I didn't like bowling. There's a difference. 134 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,965 He's doing this because he wants to bond with us. 135 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,593 More like a thinly disguised slash desperate attempt 136 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,346 to get in good with Mike, so he'll make you a jokester. 137 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,057 I'm just messing with you. 138 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,434 Like you'd ever do anything that blatantly selfish. 139 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,560 -(CHUCKLES) -Uh... 140 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:36,438 All I know is, it's work hours, and we're getting paid to bowl. 141 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,197 TYLOR: Whoo! Eight. 142 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,491 -Nice, Ty... -Thank you, Fritz. 143 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,575 But, uh, come on, 144 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:51,245 you guys are the ones with the nicknames, so how about you? 145 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,163 You're up, No Splitz Fritz. 146 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,131 CUTTER: Fritz! 147 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:06,343 FRITZ: We are the MIFT. CUTTER: Come on! 148 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,678 FRITZ: Yay! We did it! 149 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,887 In the gutter! 150 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,890 (ALL CHEERING) 151 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,517 CUTTER: All right! FRITZ: Good throw! 152 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,685 That's the one! 153 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,437 -There you go! Get some! -VAL: Awesome! 154 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,773 (CUTTER HOOTING) 155 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,901 Ha! Made it all the way down the lane. 156 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,611 -You kissed the pin! -VAL: Whoo! 157 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:27,197 -Is this a team or is this a team? -Up top! 158 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,575 -What do you say, Captain? -I... 159 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,869 thought you said you guys were good. 160 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,704 No. We're not good. No. 161 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:38,083 That's why we've never entered the Bowl-off-a-thon because we pee-ew stink. 162 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,251 CUTTER: Oh, yeah! 163 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,669 -Stink? -CUTTER: We're stinky. 164 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,671 That didn't come across in the nicknames. 165 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:47,342 Everything okay, team captain? Tomorrow's the big day. Good luck. 166 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,845 (LAUGHING) 167 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,059 Good morning! And welcome to the first day 168 00:07:56,143 --> 00:08:00,147 of the annual Monsters Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon. 169 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,483 Coming to you live from the Monsters Incorporated Laugh Lane. 170 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,903 Of course it's live, you idiot! What else would it be? 171 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,322 I'm just trying to do it like on TV. 172 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,448 First up, 173 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,617 the Sliding Slugs versus the Big Wazowskis. 174 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,869 Wow. This is so exciting. 175 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,120 That is one word. 176 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,872 SMITTY: And he makes his approach. 177 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,790 (PANTING) 178 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,548 Still making the approach. 179 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,433 (PANTING CONTINUES) 180 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,607 (OWL HOOTING) 181 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,485 (PANTING CONTINUES) 182 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:50,280 (SNORING) 183 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,366 -(ALARM RINGING) -(SCREAMS) 184 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,909 (ALL GASPING) 185 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,873 Good morning. Approach time has elapsed. 186 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:02,417 It's time for everyone to get back to work. 187 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,294 The Big Wazowskis win. 188 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,630 (ALL CHEERING) 189 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,131 -Yay for the Wazowskis. -Yes! 190 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,591 -(SIGHS) -FRITZ: Wow! 191 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,552 -(SOBS) -We won! 192 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,555 I heard it was a bloodbath. 193 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,641 The Big Wazowskis left the Sliding Slugs in the gutter. 194 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,976 So now I'm doubling down. 195 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,186 Not only does the loser have to do the paperwork, 196 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,564 but they have to be the other's butler for a month. 197 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:27,192 -Are you sure about this? -Absolutely. 198 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,570 The Bowl-off-a-thing continues. 199 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,989 And we're back for more bowling action. 200 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,742 Next up, the Pinheads versus the Big Wazowskis. 201 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,829 Okay, Fritz. Remember. Let go of the ball. 202 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,913 Oh, yeah. 203 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:43,417 BOTH: Go, Fritz! 204 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,918 (BALL CRASHES) 205 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:48,797 FRITZ: Whoopsie. 206 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,633 I let go of the ball. 207 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,553 Due to the entire team being knocked out, 208 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:58,348 the Pinheads forfeit and the Big Wazowskis win. 209 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,185 Wow, another win. And tomorrow's the final match. 210 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,853 You against Gary. 211 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,772 I'm gonna owe you big after this, but only if you come through. 212 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,858 Oh, yeah, well, don't worry, Mike. We will. 213 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,693 We will come through. 214 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,278 (CHUCKLES) We will, indeed. 215 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:15,115 But, you know, um, in case for whatever reason we don't-- 216 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,867 Don't even think that. 217 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,620 I just gotta win that dinner for two at Harryhausen's. 218 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:22,998 Plus I bet Gary I'd do all his paperwork and be his butler for a month. 219 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,708 Why would you do that? 220 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,169 That's how much I believe in you, kid. 221 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,712 You can't let me down. 222 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,884 (SIGHS) How am I supposed to get out of this one? 223 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,678 (CRUNCHES) 224 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,977 (SIGHS) I'm screwed, Giant Eye. 225 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:45,896 -(METAL CLANKS) -(GASPS) 226 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,773 DUNCAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Why, hello. 227 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,483 Duncan? 228 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,153 No! This is a mystery voice. 229 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,906 An all-knowing voice. 230 00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:00,077 A voice that knows you're in need of some pro bowlers, 231 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,287 so you can get in good with Mr. Wazowski. 232 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,623 -(CRUNCHES) -Well, yeah. You got that right. 233 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:08,335 Good! Then follow the signs. 234 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:13,215 -What signs? I... -Follow the signs. 235 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,425 -Are there speakers? -Follow the signs. 236 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,593 (CRUNCHES) 237 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,983 DUNCAN: Welcome, Tylor. 238 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,068 -(CRUNCHES) -Hey, Duncan. 239 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,862 You know the sign says "secert." 240 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,156 (IN DEEP VOICE) I'm not Duncan. 241 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,449 You're just doing a voice. 242 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,326 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm not Duncan. 243 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,619 TYLOR: What are we doing here? 244 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,955 (IMITATING FOREIGN ACCENT) It's a mystery voice. Ah? 245 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,582 Okay, that's fine. Whatever voice. 246 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,169 Hey, Duncan. You done with your "secert room"? 247 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,670 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Secret! 248 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:55,674 -Come on. We need our trashcan. -Turn the light off, you idiots! Ugh! 249 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,718 Get out! Where were we? 250 00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,511 Pro bowlers. 251 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,723 Uh... (IN OMINOUS VOICE) The Overnighters, yes. 252 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,016 The third shift. 253 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,269 The kind of monsters that monsters fear. 254 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:12,649 They'll get you your win. And your jokester dream will come true. 255 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:16,612 Great. And... But just... Sorry. What do you get out of it? 256 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,198 DUNCAN: Just want you to sign a little contract. 257 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,117 We'll call it a written agreement. 258 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,328 That's literally what a contract is. 259 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,038 An agreement that stipulates 260 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,873 that you will not in any way hereto now, 261 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,835 with, or henceforth forward in perpetuity pursue Fritz's job. 262 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,087 -Duncan, I told you the day I got... -Mystery voice. 263 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,673 I do not care about Fritz's job. I don't want the job. 264 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,509 But now it's legally binding. 265 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,385 Cool. Fine. Just stop with the voice. 266 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:43,555 Whatever. I'll sign it. Just get me the bowlers, okay? 267 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:45,766 There. 268 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,684 It is done! 269 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,645 -SMITTY: You're done? -No! I'm not done. 270 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,689 You said you wouldn't be back until 5:47. Get out! 271 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,399 Oh, but we have Fright Club in here. 272 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,484 Don't tell him that. 273 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,778 Did you forget the first rule of Fright Club? 274 00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,655 (DUNCAN SCREAMS) 275 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,448 -What do you mean cancelled? -TYLOR: Yeah. 276 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:04,326 Final round of the tournament was supposed to be today at lunch, 277 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,828 but it's cancelled. Some sort of weird cancel thing. 278 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,331 But believe me, I am as disappointed as you guys. 279 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,582 We are undefeated, right? 280 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,210 But, uh, here's the flyer. 281 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,754 Says it right there. "Cancelled." (GRUNTS) 282 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,381 Says it right there in cancel font. 283 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,675 Cancel font. I've seen it before. I know it well. 284 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,218 That looks like your handwriting. 285 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,720 Hey! Uh, everybody did great. 286 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:27,099 In fact, you guys should go into town for lunch. 287 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:31,812 Into town over... You should go there, not be here. 288 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,897 -Oh, aren't you gonna come? -Me? 289 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,274 FRITZ: You're the team captain. 290 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,359 Somebody's gotta hold down the fort. 291 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,319 And I'm pooped. You guys go. You deserve it. 292 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,696 You are so selfless. 293 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,782 Is he not selfless? Always thinking about others. 294 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:44,867 That's... 295 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,577 That's me. 296 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,245 Welcome back. 297 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:52,833 It's the final game of this year's Monsters Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon. 298 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,378 Today's teams are the Garys... 299 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,298 (SCOFFS) What an egomaniac. Names a whole team after himself. 300 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,009 NEEDLEMAN: ...versus the Big Wazowskis. 301 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,552 Now that's an original name. 302 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,930 Hey, what's going on? Where is everybody? Where's the team? 303 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,016 The team. Right. Yes. There was, uh... 304 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,767 You're not gonna say "problem"? 305 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,311 -Problem? -Tylor? 306 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,230 Don't worry. The replacements should be here any... 307 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,948 (GASPS) 308 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,409 Mmm... 309 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,663 Well, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 310 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,041 Good luck, uh, fellas. Knock 'em dead. 311 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,710 Or don't. (CHUCKLES) You know what I mean. 312 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,794 Break a leg. 313 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,963 'Cause if you don't, they'll do it for you. 314 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,426 How we doing, everybody? Uh, I am Tylor. 315 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,512 I'm your captain, so let's get on out there 316 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,013 and let's be the winning... 317 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:50,849 team. 318 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,065 (CHUCKLES) 319 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,609 You lied to us. 320 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,194 No. Val, no. 321 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,030 They un-cancelled the cancel. 322 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,534 You guys weren't around and I needed some players, so I... 323 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:19,211 I lied, but uh, I was just thinking of you guys. 324 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,255 Didn't want you all to get hurt. 325 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,131 When you lose the game. 326 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,550 How hurt you would all be. 327 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,845 This hurts way more, Tylor. 328 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,640 MIKE: Hey, Tylor? Tylor? What's going on? 329 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,267 We've got more players than we need. 330 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,937 No, you don't. Me and the boys, we took a vote. 331 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:41,358 And we do not want to play for a captain that betrays his team. 332 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,360 Gentlemen, shall we? 333 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,988 No. Don't. No. Wait, please. Wait. 334 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,990 Now what? What's the plan, Tylor? 335 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,242 Well, Mikey? 336 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,326 (SCREAMS) 337 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,120 MIKE: All Gary's paperwork. Being his butler. 338 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,414 No dinner for two at Harryhausen's! 339 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,165 (SIGHS) I can't lose to Gary. 340 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,419 (SIGHS) Sorry, Mike. I just... 341 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,422 I just wanted to impress you. 342 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,300 And all I really ended up doing was... 343 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,801 (SIGHS) 344 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,636 was hurting my team. 345 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,931 I really let you guys down, and I'm sorry. 346 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,349 I guess we... 347 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:18,061 I guess I have to forfeit. 348 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,606 Uh-huh. 349 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,193 Whoa, looks like the Big Wazowskis forfeit, 350 00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:26,028 which means the winner is-- 351 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,237 FRITZ: Wait! 352 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,573 Huh? 353 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,867 You said "team." You're right. 354 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,286 We are the Monsters Inc. Facilities Team. 355 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,539 And when you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. 356 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:38,999 And regardless of what they do, 357 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,002 unless it's illegal and would make you an accomplice to a crime, 358 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,670 which I have learned the hard way, 359 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,840 you remain loyal. By their side. 360 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,593 Through the... Well, you know, through the... 361 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,595 -Good and the bad? -The good in the bag 362 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,140 because you know they would do the same for you. 363 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,727 So, Tylor, I have a question for you, young MIFTer. 364 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,897 Are you part of our team? 365 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:08,362 Well, I'm more than part of the team. I'm the team captain. 366 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:12,407 And you know what? I will lead us to victory. 367 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:16,078 Because we are MIFT. We are the Big Wazowskis. 368 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:19,206 But, Tylor, can I remind you that we pee-ew stink? 369 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,918 Well, then, we're just gonna have to stink our way to victory. 370 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,002 Woo-hoo! 371 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,004 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 372 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,676 -Hey, way to go, Gary. -(LAUGHS) Thanks, Gharee. 373 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,477 (CACKLES) 374 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,647 (CHEERS) 375 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,441 Hey, Cutter. Stand this way. 376 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,652 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 377 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,995 Fritz, don't let go of the ball. 378 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:01,999 (SCREAMS) 379 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,335 (FLOORS SQUEAKING) 380 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,628 (GRUNTS) 381 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,966 FRITZ: Strike! My first one! 382 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,692 -(GASPS) I did it! I got one! -CUTTER: Strike! 383 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,069 (YELLS) What? 384 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:36,200 And the winners of this year's Monsters Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon are 385 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,659 the Big Wazowskis! 386 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,745 (ALL CHEERING) 387 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,913 What? 388 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,497 We won! (LAUGHS) 389 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,958 Well, enjoy the paperwork, Gary. 390 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,836 And the Garys! 391 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,921 What? 392 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,214 It's a tie! 393 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,924 -High-five, Gary. -All right. 394 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,134 Tie? Huh. 395 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:57,262 I guess that's sort of a win. 396 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,473 "Sort of"? (IMITATES BUZZER) What are you talking about? 397 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,849 I actually hit some pins. 398 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,727 But, even better, you stuck by your fellow MIFToids. 399 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:07,606 And for us, that is the true win. 400 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,235 Well, Gary, looks like I don't have to do your paperwork 401 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,528 or be your butler. 402 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:16,448 Yeah, okay. But, uh, who gets the dinner for two at Harryhausen's? 403 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:21,620 I think I'm gonna go for the terrible teri-yucky. 404 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,038 And what are you gonna get... 405 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,582 Gary? 406 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,377 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 407 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,560 Hecklers. That's right. Hecklers. 408 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,854 These attention-seeking comedy interrupters 409 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,772 are the bane of every jokester's existence. 410 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,108 These are desperate monsters, desperate for attention, 411 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,819 so the first rule of dealing with hecklers, ignore them. 412 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,446 GARY: I wonder if that works with boring teachers. 413 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,199 Ha-ha, very funny. 414 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,410 -Well, that makes one of us. -(ALL LAUGHING) 415 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,828 Oh, that's rich coming from you. 416 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,622 I have forgotten more about comedy than you'll ever know. 417 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:09,668 Yeah, Mikey. You certainly have forgotten a lot about comedy. 418 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,837 -Why, I oughta-- -Oughta quit while you're ahead? 419 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,172 Work on your delivery? 420 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,049 Perhaps you can find someone a little more qualified. 421 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,634 Maybe you oughta get off stage. 422 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,344 Maybe you oughta start a new career. 423 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,013 -Maybe you oughta buy a pet. -Gary. 424 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,807 (ALL LAUGHING) 425 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:24,975 (MONSTER SNORTS) 426 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,979 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 427 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,639 MIKE: Gary. Oy. 30355

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