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DUNCAN: "It's laughter we're after"?
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That's the best
college boy could come up with?
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No, no, no.
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I can do better. Okay. Okay.
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How about, "Making kids laugh
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"is the contractual responsibility
of our staff"?
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I got a better one for ya, four eyes.
How about this?
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"Laughter lights up your life
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"like an oxyacetylene blowtorch
with a multi-flame tip." Ow!
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Mom, you didn't need to drive me.
I could've walked.
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I wanted to make sure
your second day started better.
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-I know, I get it. It's okay. Stop it.
-Just hold on a second. Here we go.
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-Stop! Mom...
-That's my little baby behemoth.
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I've got a plan.
Comedy class on my lunch breaks,
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and I'm gonna get on that Laugh Floor.
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This whole crazy MIFT thing
is just a temporary nightmare. Okay?
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The Monsters Inc. Facilities Team?
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They can't be
as weird as you said they were.
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-Mom, I...
-FRITZ: MIFTer! MIFTer!
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What's that I hear?
Oh, it's the call of the fledgling MIFTer.
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-Oh, boy.
-VAL: What's up, MIFToid?
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MIFTonian. MIFTied. MIFTerone.
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-Yeah, we get it.
-And who is this lovely lady?
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Thank you. That's enough. We get it.
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You didn't tell me you had a sister.
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It's my mom.
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-Enchanté, Tylor's very sister-like Mom.
-
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Mama Tuskmon? So nice to meet you.
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I'm Val, Tylor's old college buddy
and new BFF.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-This is Val. This is Fritz.
-Enchanté.
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Everyone's met. We're good.
And you know what?
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Why don't I just see you guys inside?
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Oh, you bet you're gonna see us inside.
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Why are you blinking?
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That was a wink
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because of the subtext
of what comes next inside.
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Wink-wink.
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MIFTer! MIFTer!
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Okay, I'll admit it. They're weird.
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Hey, guys, that thing out front just now
with the winking and the blinking,
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bird calls, the super weird vibe
with my mom...
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Hello?
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Hello? Anybody?
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FRITZ: MIFTer!
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MIFTer!
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MIFTer!
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MIFTer!
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Hello?
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FRITZ: Young neophyte
Handy of duct tape
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Swift of repair
I welcome you to MIFT
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Yes, MIFT.
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Since the day
Monsters Incorporated was founded,
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there was a need,
a need for monsters behind the monsters.
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The unsung heroes.
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ALL: M-I-F-T.
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If a part breaks, we fix it.
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If a machine needs maintenance,
we maintain it.
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This elite squad
of polished professionals,
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each of them an expert in their fields.
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They are the girdles...
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-"Girdles"?
-Girders.
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-Griddles...
-"Griddles"?
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...upon which the factory stands.
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And it's a very big factory.
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Sorry, I'm not sure I...
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But before we proceed,
a few last words from our initiate.
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Oh, oh.
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This is an initiation ceremony.
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Hey, guys,
this is all just temporary. So...
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-So you're leaving?
-In a cardboard tube, most likely.
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Just like Rodney
after that hydraulic press incident.
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Flat Rodney.
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-VAL: Coming through!
-FRITZ: Behold,
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you will now signify your readiness
for everlasting membership.
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-"Everlasting"?
-VAL: Yeah!
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Your first sacred tool.
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Ah, that's where I left it.
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-Tylor, I beseech you, wrench the nut.
-Uh...
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-Wrench the nut.
-ALL: Wrench the nut.
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What kind of nut are we talking about?
'Cause I have an allergy.
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-FRITZ: Wrench the nut.
-I don't...
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No, no nuts. I don't want...
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I want nothing to do with this nut.
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ALL: Wrench the nut.
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Okay, fine, fine, fine.
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I'll wrench the nut.
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-ALL: Wrench the nut.
-TYLOR: Okay.
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ALL: Wrench the nut. Wrench the nut.
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-Uh...
-FRITZ: Wrench...
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CUTTER: Uh-oh.
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Good enough.
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You have now endured
the ordeal of the nut,
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and you will cross over into MIFThood.
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-I don't wanna cross anything.
-Young tenderfoot,
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cross through the door
of eternal membership.
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"Eternal." No, that sounds long.
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Guided by the candle
of infinite commitment
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and be cleansed
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-by the flames of no return!
-"Flames"?
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I love this part!
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We used to use real flames.
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Until Carl took a misstep to the right.
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Lit up like the sun.
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Catastrophic, yet beautiful.
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This is crazy, okay?
Your ceremony is crazy.
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As long as we're throwing out crazy ideas,
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I got one for you guys. I'm gonna leave.
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You're on your way
to a lifelong membership in MIFT.
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-No! No! No!
-FRITZ: Do not feel unworthy!
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Cross through the door!
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-ALL: Cross through the door!
-I don't wanna do this.
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No, no. No "door."
No "cross." No! No "eternal."
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Cross over and become...
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One of us!
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FRITZ: Oh, another power outage.
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And just when it was getting good.
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This keeps happening.
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That's the second
power outage today, Sulley.
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All the jokesters we have
are working multiple shifts.
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You got this, Phlegm!
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Have a seat. How you doing, champ?
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Rinse! Swish!
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I tell ya, you're a comedy tank.
Comedy tank!
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When it comes to humor,
you throw no punch lines, Mr. Wazowski.
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Spit! You throw no punch lines!
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Now let's get you out there
for the next round.
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You've been at this 18 hours straight.
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-You need to take a break.
-Ah! "A break"?
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Sulley, I am personally
powering Monstropolis.
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First place, second place... fourth place?
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Uh, that Lanky and his spinning bowtie.
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We'll see who gets the last laugh, Lanky.
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Mike, you need to relax.
Let the others handle it for a while.
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I'm fine. I gotta keep the kids laughing.
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I got a gift, Sulley.
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You do not hide a gift like mine
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from my tiny, adoring friends.
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If you're gonna keep the kids laughing,
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we'd better get you some coffee.
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Okay.
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Creamer, sugar.
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Sugars. Creamers, stir sticks.
No stir sticks.
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Where is it?
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There you go. That'll help.
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Yeah, that's horrible.
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Tastes like someone's finger.
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Uh. That's weird.
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Well, thanks, Sulley.
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-ROZE: Wazowski!
-
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Better not fall asleep
in your comedy class.
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That's right.
I'm teaching comedy class at lunch.
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Mike, you can't keep going like this.
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Actually, he can, Mr. Sullivan,
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with a little something called
36 1/2 Hour Energy drink.
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Yeah. Me and Needleman drink two of those
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when we run out of our
73 Hour Energy drink.
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It's twice as good
as the 18 1/4 Hour Energy drink.
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Yeah? I don't know.
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Thirty-six-and-a-half hours sounds like
a lot of energy for such a little...
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Wow.
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And now,
the moment you've been waiting for.
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-Haven't been waiting.
-Tylor, this is your desk.
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-Lucky.
-Isn't this your break table?
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-This table...
-Which is everybody's table.
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...will double as your very own desk.
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And what desk wouldn't be complete
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-without your very own nameplate?
-Yes!
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-You get...
-Complimentary Drooler Cooler.
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Real drool in every drop.
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-"I gift MIFT" coffee mug.
-VAL: That used to be mine.
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-A picture of yourself.
-And me.
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Is this from a security camera?
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-And last but not least...
-VAL: Not least.
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...your ceremonial
sacred wrench engraved...
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-I engraved it.
-...with the name of our newest member.
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-Welcome, Tylor!
-One of us!
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I mean, you really shouldn't have
gone to all this trouble.
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I am not going to be here that long.
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Oh. I like the sound of that.
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-Do you like it, Roto?
-
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Roto doesn't trust it.
Therefore, I don't trust it.
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-Oh. Oh. Uh...
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Is he even allowed to have pets at work?
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"Pet"? He's my emotional support animal.
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It's a medical condition.
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Now, you wait here, Tylor,
'cause we have one more surprise.
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-You're gonna love it.
-CUTTER: L-U-C-K-Y.
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Uh-huh. Meanwhile,
I'll get ol' young Tylor here
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set up with some canister refurbishments.
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All right, pretty boy.
Here's a type A-188 series B canister.
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The screen valve's about to experience
a catastrophic failure in 23 seconds.
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-Here's the manual. Go.
- Okay...
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Fifteen seconds!
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"Flow valve, F-4." No, no. Forget it.
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-Five seconds!
-There's gotta... No. No, no, no.
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Oh!
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Get down! Get down!
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Well, time for lunch.
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Fritz sure will be disappointed.
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You really messed that up.
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I'll tell you what's messed up.
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You trying to kill me, okay?
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You guys are the ones who are messed up.
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I'm going to comedy class. Crazy MIFTers.
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MIFTonians. MIFTies.
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MIFTamacallits. MIFTouts.
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Uh... Push?
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MIFTfits.
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-Piñata time, piñata time, olé!
-Piñata time, piñata time, olé!
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-Hey.
-What happened?
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Duncan, what did you do?
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Whoa. Don't listen to him, okay?
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He's exaggerating.
I didn't try to kill him.
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The rookie couldn't change a simple valve.
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Where did he go?
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He said something about a comedy class.
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-I don't keep his schedule.
-Comedy class?
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He didn't say anything
about a comedy class.
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I don't understand.
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I tried so hard
to make him feel welcome here.
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I gave him a desk, a nameplate, and look,
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he never even drank his Drooler Cooler.
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Sad sigh.
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Welcome to Mike's
very first class on comedy.
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I'm Mike. Hello.
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It's my class, on comedy.
Before we get started,
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I'd like to say a few words
about my comedy journey.
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I was born in a tiny hamlet...
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I have got to get onto that Laugh Floor.
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Yeah, can't happen soon enough.
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Tell me about it.
They stuck me down with the MIFT lunatics.
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Huh. Brutal.
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Yeah. "Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team."
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I've yet to see them fix anything.
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I'm surprised
this place is still standing.
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Sooner I get away from those guys,
the better.
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Tylor. Tylor.
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-Tylor! Hey!
-No. Stop it!
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Ty-Ty! Hi!
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What are you doing here?
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-You forgot your Drooler Cooler.
-And us.
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So, I insisted we all bring it to you.
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Aren't we lucky?
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Ah! More students. Hello! Take a seat.
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Hey, thanks!
So, when you say "take a seat,"
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does that mean I have to return it?
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Ha! You see what I did there?
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My first joke. Wow.
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Mr. W, the class really works.
252
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Don't quit your day job.
253
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We'll be chatting about my
Ten Rules of Comedy. Ready?
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"Punch line does not mean
actually punching somebody."
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I joined the improv group at MU,
Monsters of Comedy.
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-You were in it?
-Nope.
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00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,150
They did this thing, "Yes, and..."
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where you have to say, "Yes, and..."
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They asked for 50 bucks
and I said, "Yes, and..."
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"Hundred bucks?" "Yes, and..."
"Two hundred bucks?" "Yes, and..."
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-It was a very expensive class.
-MIKE: That's it for me.
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Got through quicker than I thought.
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Here's Ms. Flint to share comedy data.
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Back to the Laugh Floor.
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"Comedy theory. It's no laughing matter."
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Another power outage?
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Don't you worry, schmoopsie-poo.
Your power ball of comedy is back.
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Perfect timing, Fungus.
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With these power outages,
I don't think it's safe.
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Out of my way.
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I got 35 and three-quarter hours
left on my energy drink.
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-I don't think you should!
-I'm going in!
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Reset, reset, reset!
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Oh, that's not working.
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00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,954
We've got a 13-20. A 13-20!
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-Googly bear's trapped!
-
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MISS FLINT: Comedy is not
just about laughter.
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It's also about rules,
categories, and acronyms.
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Any questions?
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Oh.
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-Interesting insight.
-
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Attention, please. We have a 13-20.
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I need MIFT to report
to Laugh Floor F-station-five.
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13-20. A monster is trapped.
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00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,641
-Duncan, grab Cutter.
-Got it.
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-Val, gear up!
-Gearing up.
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-Tylor, you're with us. Come on!
-Me? Yeah, there's nothing...
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Tylor, you are with us. Come on!
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MISS FLINT: Actually, Banana Bread, is it?
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-Could you stay behind for a moment?
-
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-Who's trapped?
-It's Mike!
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Come on, let's go.
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We need to get power
to this control panel.
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-Val, generator.
-Look out! Coming through!
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-We need cable, stat.
-Yes, sir.
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-FRITZ: Cutter, bypass control.
-You got it.
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VAL: We got power!
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DUNCAN: Back in business!
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I spent my whole life
trying to get my foot in the door.
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Then I couldn't even get it...
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Mike!
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The control panel's fried.
Cutter, open the pit.
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CUTTER: Way ahead of you!
Open in three, two, one.
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-Duncan. Eyes down below.
-Yep!
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Backup system's shorted out.
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Don't worry, googly bear,
we're getting you down.
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Switch to manual override.
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-MIKE: Schmoopsie-poo!
-
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-CELIA: Oh. Mike...
-SULLEY: Googly bear...
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Duncan, reverse the conveyor track.
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Reverse! Yes, sir.
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It's rusted in place!
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I can't turn it.
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00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,829
Duncan's arms are way too scrawny
and far too weak.
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-DUNCAN: I heard that.
-Val?
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Sorry, these puppies aren't long enough.
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Oh, dear.
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Of course. Tylor.
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Me? No, no, no.
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Get in there, champ, and wrench that nut.
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Come on, big guy. Wrench the nut.
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Wrench the nut!
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Wrench the nut.
324
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-Wrench the nut.
-Wrench the nut.
325
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Wrench the nut.
326
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,691
Wrench the nut.
327
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Wrench the nut.
328
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,489
Wrench the nut.
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MIKE: Whoo-hoo!
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Ready. Now!
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00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,364
Another Laugh Canister...
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...filled.
333
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,464
Only took him two hours
334
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,418
to burn through all
thirty-six-and-a-half hours of energy.
335
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,629
Oh, let's just let him sleep.
336
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,424
Great job, MIFT. And thank you, Tylor.
337
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,586
No, no. It was a team effort, really.
Really.
338
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,014
Well, they couldn't have
done it without you.
339
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,553
You did it!
You wrenched the heck out of that nut.
340
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:55,098
You finished your first job as a MIFTer.
341
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,602
-Yeah!
-This calls for a celebration!
342
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,939
-First round of Drooler Coolers on me!
-VAL: Oh, yeah.
343
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,861
-CUTTER: There you go.
344
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:06,650
You know what, guys?
The second round's on... Banana Bread?
345
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,985
Hey, Double B.
Come celebrate with your buddily bud-buds.
346
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,323
There won't be time for that.
347
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,657
Winchester here
is needed on the Laugh Floor.
348
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,663
Whoa. Your name is Winchester?
349
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,325
Wait. What? Laugh Floor?
350
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,793
I was intrigued by Winchester's
nuanced insight on comic theory.
351
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,875
So, on that hunch, I ran some tests
352
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,591
and, well, turns out, he's hilarious.
353
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,262
-
354
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,386
Seriously, save it for the kids.
355
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,720
Oh. My stomach hurts from laughing.
356
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,180
Way to go, Banana Bread.
357
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,940
Yep. There goes my free baked goods.
358
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:44,359
You think you know a guy,
other than, of course, his real name.
359
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,979
But I guess for some people...
360
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,031
MIFT just isn't special enough.
361
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,285
But now, we've got Tylor.
362
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:10,296
Swift with the wrench
I welcome you to your new desk
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00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,592
Temporary new desk.
Not planning on staying.
364
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,336
Good ol' Double T.
365
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,390
I still have the piñata!
366
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,511
Piñata time!
367
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,218
Ooh. I'll take that action.
368
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:21,228
I'd like to bash the head first, if I may.
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00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,190
FRITZ: Piñata time!
370
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,940
VAL: Piñata time!
371
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,192
Yep. Weird.
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00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,324
Piñata time!
373
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,991
FRITZ: Piñata time!
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00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:57,139
While becoming a jokester
makes kids laugh,
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00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,511
you'll have to be careful.
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00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,888
Otis, if you will.
377
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,440
Comedy can be dangerous, my friends
I'll tell you why
378
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,766
When kids laugh and giggle
They could split a gut
379
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,607
With a chortle, they could crack up
Beware, there is the chance
380
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,663
You could make a kid laugh so hard
They'd pee their pants
381
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,408
Fall out of bed, hit their head
While rolling on the floor
382
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:20,411
Their bodies shake, sides will ache
They'll laugh until they're sore
383
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,124
There's a funny bone, a danger zone
Someplace no one knows
384
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,115
If you hit that zone, hold the phone
Milk shoots out their nose
385
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,709
Kids are fragile
Careful not to scoff
386
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,967
Your joke can make
Their heads and butts fall off
387
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,590
Jokes and gags hit 'em hard
With punch lines, so I've read
388
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,138
You could leave a kid in stitches
Or even knock 'em dead
389
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,852
-Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
390
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:43,352
-Police.
-Police, who?
391
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,353
Police end this song.
392
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,777
VAL: Whoo-hoo!
You watched all the credits.
393
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,741
That makes you a true MIFTer!
394
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,196
FRITZ: MIFTer!
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