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Well, Professor Knight,
how'd I do?
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"How'd you do?"
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Not even James P. Sullivan himself
ever scored this high.
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-Wait, really?
-You're quite the Scarer, Mr. Tuskmon.
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Thank you, sir.
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And when you get to
Monsters, Incorporated...
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Oh, the screams you generate alone
will power half of Monstropolis.
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You mean
if I get to Monsters, Incorporated.
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No.
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When.
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-What's, uh...
-Go on. Open it.
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"Dear Mr. Tuskmon.
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"Monsters, Incorporated is pleased to
offer you the position of Scarer."
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Straight to the top!
-
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"Please arrive Monday morning at 9:00 a.m.
to receive your scare assignment.
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"Sincerely, Henry J. Waternoose III,
CEO, Monsters, Incorporated."
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-I did it.
-You're gonna be a Scarer!
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I'm gonna be a Scarer.
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MONSTER 1: I don't know
what I'm gonna do now.
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MONSTER 2: We scare because we care.
Or maybe we don't scare.
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Or actually, we don't scare at all,
but we do care!
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-So it's true? No more scaring?
-Do I still have a job?
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Can Laugh Energy power cars,
warm homes and light the city?
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-Talk to Ms. Flint.
-
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-We're screwed.
-Yes, ma'am.
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But I don't want things to change.
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Says here kids aren't toxic
if you touch 'em.
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What if they touch you?
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I assume you still burst into flames
and die of barfing, like always.
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MIKE: Oh, schmoopsie-poo!
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Googly Bear! Thank goodness you're here.
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-I need you to...
-Isn't this great?
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The factory's still open,
nobody's out of work,
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no angry mob, and you know the best part?
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We can go back to Harryhausen's?
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-Me and Sulley are banned for life.
-CELIA: Oh...
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The best part is,
I get to flex my funny bone!
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They have to overhaul
this whole place for laughs.
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Listen, you're both wanted
in Waternoose's office.
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-Stat.
-Waternoose?
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They carted that old crab away yesterday.
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It's not Waternoose who wants to see you.
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Boys, we need to talk.
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Oh, Roz, what an unpleasant surprise.
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I had a little debrief
with the Board of Directors,
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and they wanted me to relay the news.
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They're putting you two in charge.
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-You're kidding.
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That's what I said.
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But, Sullivan, you're officially
the new Monsters, Inc. CEO.
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-And, Wazowski, you're the...
-Wait. I got this.
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Senior Co-President
of Monsters, Incorporated.
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and Chief Executive
Vice-Deputy Administrative Director
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of Comedy Resources Management,
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or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short.
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My work here is done.
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Well, adieu, Roz. True friends never
say goodbye, so... goodbye.
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Can you believe it, Sulley?
We're in charge. You and me!
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One last thing. The Board promised
to give my sister my old job.
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She'll be in later. Good luck.
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That has a sister?
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-Us in charge.
- Yeah.
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You heard right, we're in charge,
Floor Supervisor Celia.
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What? Really?
-Yeah, yeah.
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CELIA: "Floor Supervisor"? Me?
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The first order of business should be
your long overdue promotion.
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CELIA: Everybody, get back to work!
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-I'm practicing my Floor Supervisor voice.
-
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-Oh, my gosh. I'm...
-Goodbye!
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I could get into this
being-in-charge thing.
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Not that I'd use it for personal gain.
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How much should my raise be?
What about a company car?
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-You know, nothing...
-
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There won't be any raise or car
if we don't keep the power on.
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Let's get to the Scare Floor.
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-Laugh Floor.
-"Laugh Floor." Right, right.
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And we need to find
a couple hundred more funny monsters.
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Plus, we're gonna need a new slogan.
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Let's see...
"We clown around to power the town."
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-No.
-"We are funny to keep the lights runny."
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Keep trying, Mikey.
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MIKE: How about this one...
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TYLOR: "We scare because we care."
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Mornin', coworker.
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-Hey, nice cone. First day as a Scarer.
-Hmm.
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Or your last.
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Attention Monsters, Inc...
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Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here.
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Hello? Oh.
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Monsters, Incorporated. This is Celia Mae.
I no longer answer the phones. Goodbye.
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-Hi, there. Excuse me.
-Here's my coffee mug.
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-Now here's my...
-Uh. Tylor Tuskmon. Official Scarer.
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No, I'm sorry, talk to the receptionist.
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-I thought...
-I'm the Floor Supervisor!
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Then who's the... Okay, thank you.
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-Hi.
-
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If I were Ms. Flint's office,
where would I...
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-Got it.
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MS. FLINT: Take your position on the mark
in front of the closet door.
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Then proceed to perform
your humorous dissertation
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or series of physical buffooneries
for the artificial child.
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The metrics of your performance
will be measured by our humor gauge
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as well as our power gauge,
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which indicates the amount
of gigglewatt energy produced.
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-Is that clear?
-TYLOR: Uh, hi.
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-Excuse me, Ms. Flint?
-Uh-huh. Take a seat.
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-I'll be right with you.
-Okay, got it. Thanks.
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Um... Maybe I can tell you a joke?
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-Okay, a joke, a joke.
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Uh, how do you make a monster float?
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One monster, two scoops of ice cream,
and some root beer.
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Ta-da!
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Funny! Tickle tickle. Four years
of training at Ghoulliard.
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Uh... Oh. Whoops!
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Oh, I'm feeling sick.
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Maybe I'm missing something.
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-Um, that's Ted Pauley.
-Sorry, I broke your child.
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That's one of your top Scarers.
I've had his Scare Card since I was a kid.
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He's not funny. He's scary.
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Who are you? You're not on my roster.
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Tylor Tuskmon. New Scarer.
It's my first day.
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-Just need my scare assignment.
-Tuskmon. Well...
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Ms. Flint, are you ready for me?
I brought a peeled banana
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and this flower that emits liquids and...
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Yes, come in, Miss Benitez.
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I'm very busy, Mr. Tuskmon,
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but seeing that we hired you
before the change,
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-you'll report...
-"The change"?
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...to new employee orientation.
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NARRATOR: This is Monsters, Incorporated,
where we scare because we care.
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Actually, we don't scare anymore.
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Now we're laugh power. Sorry about that.
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NARRATOR: Every day on each of our
state-of-the-art Scare Floors...
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-Laugh Floors.
-...our elite team of Scarers...
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Jokesters.
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...help support the mission
of our esteemed CEO's...
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MR. CRUMMYHAM: No longer esteemed.
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Headed off to the big house.
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...mission, to create scare energy...
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MR. CRUMMYHAM: Laugh.
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-...and scare power...
-Laugh.
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-...by scaring...
-Laughing!
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You know, forget it. Let's just move on.
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Wait a minute. You're saying
you're no longer hiring Scarers?
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What skills do you have besides scaring?
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With those horns,
maybe you could be a hat rack.
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-No, I... That's...
-Yeah, too tall.
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-No, I don't wanna be a hat rack.
-Plus, you could only hold two hats.
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-It's impractical.
-That's not...
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-Umbrella hanger?
-Is this a joke?
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Would you say you could hang
forty umbrellas up there?
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Is this a prank?
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This is not a laughing matter.
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Or, rather, it is a laughing matter.
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My folks scrimped and saved,
working in our family hardware store
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so that I could go to
the School of Scaring.
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Your parents own a hardware store?
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-Yeah, but that's not the...
-Perfect! Report to MIFT.
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Door division... Control Room A-L...
I don't see MIFT.
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Uh...
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Tylor?
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-Uh...
-Tylor Tuskmon, right? Am I right?
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Those horns, dead giveaway,
'cause they're so...
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-Yes. Sorry. Do I, uh...
-Val Little.
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Monsters University. Freshman year.
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We had that Origins of Fear
class together. Yawn.
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-Origins...
-Yawn.
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Yeah, I guess,
it was just such a large class.
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You work here? When did you graduate?
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College was an interesting detour.
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Too much of a commitment.
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Not really the whole regimented,
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stuffed-shirt, college-scene
type of gal.
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Well, what've you been up to?
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Graduating from college.
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-Good for you!
-Yeah, it's great.
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Except for the loan debt, right? Ka-ching!
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For you it'd probably be like
ka-ching, ka-ching!
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'Cause you graduated.
For me it was like ka-ching.
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And the fact that this place
is no longer hiring Scarers.
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I mean, I got this letter
saying that I was gonna be a Scarer,
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but now they've assigned me to,
what... MIFT?
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That's where I work!
Hop in, I'll take you!
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This is crazy. I drop out of college,
you graduate from college,
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and we both end up
working at the same place.
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-Cosmic.
-Well, that's one way of describing it.
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Hold on, that's a Scare Floor.
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-Laugh Floor now.
-Right, Laugh Floor.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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I removed the beeper
so I could make the sound.
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-Where are we going?
-We're going down.
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Huh?
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Yeah, after MU,
I lived in the Scarribean for a year.
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Island time. I made wind chimes
out of scream shells, didn't sell.
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All that screaming...
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-
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This happens all the time,
you just gotta...
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There we go.
Then I taught shockra yoga for a while.
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Found my center. You know what's weird?
I was off-center.
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I was gonna get it aligned,
but by that time,
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I was into competitive eating.
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So, yeah, now, here I am.
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Yeah!
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-TYLOR: Whoa, whoa!
-Stay in the cart. Almost there.
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There's no daylight,
but you get used to it.
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These are the transfer pipes.
Miles of them. Ooh!
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-I think there's one...
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-Yeah!
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Home sweet home!
You head in. I'll park the cart.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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Hey, everybody, meet the new guy!
Tylor Tuskmon.
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-Hi.
-We were best buds in college.
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We had one class together.
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-But it was special.
-We didn't actually speak.
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Hi, everyone, just to be clear,
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I was told this is
a temporary reassignment.
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Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
I'm Fritz.
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Oh, they said they were sending over
a new MIFTer.
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-Sorry, what exactly is "MIFT"?
-What is MIFT?
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Oh, now you've done it.
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Since the day Monsters, Inc. was founded,
there has been a need.
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A need for a dedicated team of mechanics
to nurture the intricate machinery
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that is the very foundation
of this factory.
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No matter how arduous
or difficult the repair might be,
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MIFT is there to tighten the bolts,
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unclog the pipes, wrench the nut.
We embrace it with, uh...
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-We embrace it with...
-With unbridled anticipation.
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There you go! Unbridled participation
of what challenge lies ahead.
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And at the end of the day, we each say,
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-"I'm proud."
-
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"I am proud to be a member
of the Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team!"
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For the record,
I've never actually said that.
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Oh, welcome to the MIFT family.
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Uh, thanks, but I'm not really family.
235
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,605
I could be to you like a father figure.
236
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,985
My father's a father figure.
237
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,161
-Grandfather figure?
-That's my father's father.
238
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,830
How about an uncle-who's-divorced
from-your-biological-aunt
239
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,910
but-was-really-cool-so-he-keeps-in-touch
240
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,915
and-sometimes-he-just-shows-up
out-of-the-blue figure?
241
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,958
Sure? You don't have my phone number.
242
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,552
I can get it out of your employee file.
243
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,048
CUTTER: Drink this.
244
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,050
Uh, oh, thanks.
245
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:41,469
Now drink this.
246
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,967
-CUTTER: Well?
-They're both disgusting.
247
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,058
See? I told ya.
248
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,652
You can't tell the difference between
the old lubricant and the new synthetic.
249
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,729
Why?
250
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,693
Drink water, stay close to a bathroom.
251
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,324
That was Cutter. And this is Banana Bread.
252
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,111
No one knows his real name.
253
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,066
But he brings banana bread
in every morning.
254
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,196
Yummy scrumbos.
255
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,832
Hey, there. Tylor, was it?
256
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,250
-TYLOR: Yeah.
-Hey. Nice to meet you, Tylor.
257
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,079
Yeah, so, hey,
could I just borrow you for a sec?
258
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,825
Couple of things I wanna mention.
259
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,087
-In private.
-Sure. Yeah.
260
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,383
-Look, I get it.
261
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,304
First impressions,
everybody seems a little bit crazy, right?
262
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,845
Down here where there's no daylight
263
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:26,468
and the repetitive din of machinery is
forever hammering into your brain.
264
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,767
But look, the MIFT team,
they mean well, all right?
265
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,852
You're gonna warm up to 'em, I promise.
266
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,767
-I don't belong here.
-...belong here. Yeah.
267
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,646
-Exactly!
-You and me, we see eye to eyes.
268
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,074
It's nice to finally meet somebody
who gets it.
269
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,703
I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
270
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,990
-Oh! Hey, sorry. The name's Duncan.
-Hi, Duncan.
271
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,035
But people around here refer to me
as "Deputy Supervisor."
272
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,791
You know why? Because when Fritz retires
or dies, I'm takin' his job.
273
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,035
You can forget
your little "college boy" plan...
274
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,667
-Wait, what?
-...of waltzing in here
275
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,843
and taking what's rightfully mine,
you understand?
276
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,552
-There's no...
-I'm onto your scheme.
277
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,262
I have no interest at all in Fritz's job.
278
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,143
So that's how you wanna play the game?
279
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,220
Honestly, no games.
280
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,305
-I'm not playing a game.
-I'm just a pawn
281
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,810
in the way of you becoming king.
A little itty-bitty pawn
282
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,523
that's knocked off the board. Ping!
283
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,523
What? No, no pawn. There's no ping!
Nothing's pinging.
284
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,936
I'm onto you.
285
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,234
I'm onto you.
286
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,414
Okay. So if there's nothing else,
I'm gonna...
287
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,738
Onto you.
288
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,663
You.
289
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,507
-
290
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,841
Okay, I give up. Who's "David"?
291
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,717
You are! I didn't have enough time
to make a new sign.
292
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,064
Oh, David.
293
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,309
David got his horn caught
in the door track,
294
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061
was pulled into a shredder shaft,
never saw him again.
295
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,404
I did find some hair. We keep it in a jar
next to the memory candle.
296
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,066
Good ol' Davey. I miss you, buddy.
297
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,318
I miss ya.
298
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,822
I was his uncle figure, too.
299
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,954
I can't find the words to tell you all
300
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,831
how much I appreciate being a part of this
whole MIFT cult-thing
301
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,659
you've got going on here.
In fact, you guys all just stay here.
302
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,365
Don't follow me.
I'll go get the appreciation donuts.
303
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,151
-Whoa! Nice shot.
-Shut up, Smitty.
304
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,284
Can't you see he wants to be alone?
He's depressed.
305
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,702
Why's he depressed?
306
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,160
If you're a scary monster like him,
now what do you do?
307
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:53,452
Unless you can make a kid laugh,
you got no future.
308
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,827
SMITTY: That's depressing.
NEEDLEMAN: Shut up! He can still hear you.
309
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:57,915
SMITTY: You shut up!
310
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,344
"Make a kid laugh..."
311
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,966
Two hours
remaining in the Central Zone.
312
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,602
Two hours remaining.
313
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,818
MIKE: Heya, Fungus.
314
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,533
Thanks for keepin' me on, Mr. Wazowski.
315
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,334
MIKE: No problem.
But you missed out on a ride in my car.
316
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,075
Did Ms. Flint send you?
317
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,710
Oh, uh, well,
I did see her earlier today, so...
318
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,295
Perfect! If you're Ms. Flint approved,
then get in here.
319
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,051
I'll get him a door, pronto. Fungus?
320
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,263
Come on, time is funny. Wait a second!
Could that be the new slogan?
321
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,255
Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying.
322
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,475
Door is active.
323
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,484
Just make the kid laugh.
324
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,863
Shouldn't be too hard.
325
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,375
Hi!
326
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,000
-Hey there, little guy.
327
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,337
Uh, you ready to laugh?
328
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,053
-No! No, no, no...
-
329
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,267
-MAN: Somebody is breaking into my car!
330
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,348
TYLOR: Where'd you go?
331
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,482
WOMAN: Seriously?
TYLOR: No!
332
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,019
-Hey, come here!
333
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,232
Hey, how about this one?
334
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,271
-"Our jokeage gives you voltage!"
335
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,935
-What do ya think?
-No.
336
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,648
"You're in good company with our company"?
337
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,253
-CELIA: No!
-Watch out!
338
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,576
-Run! Get out of the way!
-
339
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,666
SULLEY: Watch out!
340
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,631
-Oh!
341
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,381
-A kid! A kid!
-
342
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,219
-No, wait!
343
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,021
-
344
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,600
Little kid, little boy!
345
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,517
Gotcha.
346
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,478
Rock-a-bye baby in the tree tops
347
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,648
When the wind blows
Your nose fills with snot
348
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,566
So sorry.
349
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,499
We're shutting down Laugh Floor F,
activating Laugh Floor G.
350
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,620
I'll need to transfer
Sanderson and Phlegm...
351
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:48,297
I am so sorry,
Mr. Sullivan. Mr. Wazowski.
352
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:54,302
I, uh, appreciate the opportunity
that I have completely blown.
353
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,261
You'll never see me again.
354
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,676
Hold it! You're Tylor Tuskmon, aren't you?
355
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,897
Uh, yes, I am. How did you know?
356
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,858
Who do you think recommended you
for the job?
357
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,859
You graduated top of your class.
358
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,441
Even broke my record
in the simulation room.
359
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,817
Ah, yeah. Well... What can I say?
360
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,324
I seem to be pretty good at
breaking things lately.
361
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,446
-It's been a rough day for all of us.
-Yep.
362
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,834
-Everything's changing.
-Laugh power instead of scare power.
363
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,372
Me and Mike in charge.
364
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,995
They're gonna have to change
365
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:28,632
the ol' MU School of Scaring
to the College of Comedy.
366
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,840
Comedy college. Right!
Sulley, you're a genius.
367
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:35,552
And seeing that I am
the official SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM,
368
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,724
I'm making an executive decision
to begin Monsters, Inc. Comedy Classes,
369
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,644
featuring Professor Me!
370
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,352
I'll teach all you scary monsters
how to be funny.
371
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,943
-TYLOR: What?
-'Cause I know what it's like
372
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,858
once you've stepped across that line.
You'd do anything to be on this floor.
373
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,939
So I actually have a chance
of becoming a Jokester?
374
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,107
Mike and I, we worked our way up
from the mailroom.
375
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,656
So anything's possible.
376
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,656
No more scaring.
Now it's, uh, laughter you're after.
377
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,875
Bingo! Our new slogan.
"It's Laughter We're After."
378
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,958
ROZE: Wazowski!
379
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,587
Roz?
380
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,221
The name's Roze.
381
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,219
Wake me up,
I'm having a horrible nightmare.
382
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,051
One where you actually smell things.
383
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,466
They just delivered
the new kid's hat and ID.
384
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:28,688
-And from now on, call me Sulley.
-And call me Mike.
385
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,069
Whoa, what happened here?
Sure know how to make an impression.
386
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:37,531
Where'd you go? I thought you were
getting us appreciation donuts.
387
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,493
Remember, I'm onto you.
388
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:44,947
Tylor, welcome to Monsters, Incorporated.
389
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:32,636
ROZE: Keep watching. Always keep watching.
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