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What is love?
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Ma'am, actually…
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Ma'am, our app has
a special post-COVID offer going on.
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You missed your chance, Gurdeep.
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The correct answer is,
"Baby, don't hur--"
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Never mind. You won't get it.
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So, I was saying that if you take
our premium subscription, ma'am, then…
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I'll find out when, how,
and why love happens, right?
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Ma'am, actually…
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Let it go. Just delete my account.
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Ma'am, on today's special occasion,
we're offering you a special discount.
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Hold on a second. What special occasion?
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Happy birthday, Sweetu!
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Come on, Mom!
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Next time you call me "Sweetu,"
I'll jump out of the window. I swear.
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It's the first floor.
The terrace would be better.
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The keys are hanging on the door.
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Happy birthday.
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These are your favorite colors, right?
I saw it on Facebook.
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Mom, will you please
stop cyberstalking me?
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No.
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-Mom!
-You can't celebrate without sweets.
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Okay, now go to sleep.
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Or else say hi to the one
you haven't said bye to yet.
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Listen, you're not going
to work tomorrow, right?
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I told you she'll come.
Give me 500 rupees.
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Here, have a blast.
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And you… What's your problem, dude?
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You never missed a class in school, right?
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Some people are dedicated since childhood.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, Namrata!
Look at this new app I found.
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Only for Bandra peeps. It's exclusive.
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Birthdays are basically designed
to make people feel alone,
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which is ironic in my case.
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The only difference is,
either I feel alone at home,
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or in this crowded office.
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Hi, I'm Muskaan.
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It's my 23rd birthday today,
and my fourth anniversary of being single.
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Just for the record, I'm not available.
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I see chances of that happening.
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Vandita! I mailed you the copy last night.
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I really wish you hadn't.
Ruined my mood early in the morning.
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Anyway, we needn't worry.
Tarasha's joining us from today.
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Muskaan, you're gonna be
her point of contact for this first week.
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Ma'am, me?
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Vandita, how did you manage to poach her
from Head-On? I've heard she's a shark.
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I have heard she's kinda weird.
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She won the Young Lion
at Cannes last year, guys.
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Have you ever even won a local award?
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That's no guarantee of talent, though.
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She apparently got into WayStart
because the NCD was her uncle.
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Ma'am?
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Ma'am, can't someone else, you know…
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Talking to someone new never
killed anyone, Muskaan. Try it sometime.
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Except for the victims of serial killers.
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Stop staring, Muskaan!
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-Hey, stare if you want, man!
-No, I…
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If hypocrisy was an Olympic sport,
we'd definitely win a gold medal.
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Are you making a pitch
or a case for harassment?
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I'm throwing the pitch out of the window.
We want to sell alcohol.
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And we're making an ad
for mineral water and CDs!
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This is next level dumbfuckery.
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If we can't mention alcohol,
just say it's not allowed.
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People should take the hint.
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Elementary, my dear Watson.
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Vandita, give us two days, we'll…
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Get the hint!
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Yes! Exactly. Get the hint!
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I can think of three 30-seconders
just off the top of my head.
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Listen, you can't just do that--
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Okay. Tarasha, I hired you because
we want to shake things up. Run with it.
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You rework your pitch.
In three days, we'll circle back to it.
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Keep it as a backup.
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Choose a team.
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Her. I like her.
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What? But I don't even work copy.
I am art…
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Good.
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And here's the irony.
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Hi, I'm Muskaan.
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I'm 23, and I'm bisexual.
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Which basically doubles my chances
of heartbreak from the people around me.
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You wrote half the slogan, just like that.
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I was just translating
what you said, ma'am.
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"Ma'am"? That's for my mom.
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You're new, right?
Otherwise, you'd take the credit.
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By the way, why are we
still following social distancing?
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Actually, I don't like smoke.
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Man, you should have told me before!
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It's a filthy habit.
Maybe this is a good excuse to quit.
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Happy birthday!
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Has the default cheap
and terrible "office cake" arrived yet?
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Man. I hope they forgot. I really do.
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Fat chance.
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Birthday girl! Cake cutting time!
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Muskaan
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Happy birthday to you
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How old are you now?
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-It's eggless. So no stress.
-Thanks.
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-Are you a vegetarian?
-No.
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Eggless cake and veg biryani…
Two things that prove that God is dead.
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Happy birthday!
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All this cake wanted was to be
on your face. And you fulfilled its wish.
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The cake thanks you.
Actually, humanity thanks you!
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Or someone would have to eat it.
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I want her on my face.
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Muskaan, you pervert! Control!
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Stalking got an unnecessarily
bad reputation thanks to Hollywood.
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But here, stalking
is a rich, ancient tradition.
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If you like a girl,
pursue her relentlessly.
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Shahrukh stalked her in her kitchen!
I'm just stalking her Insta.
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She's gay!
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Gay, gay, gay!
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Game… I am so game
to have some sweets, Mom!
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Why don't you make some?
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Honey, I've told you so many times
not to drink in your room alone.
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So funny!
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Food is ready, come down quick.
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She's gay.
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Gay, gay, gay, gay
She's gay
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You know what's worse
than falling for someone straight?
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Falling for someone queer
who's out of your league.
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Pro, I have boobs.
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Con, hers are better.
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Pro…
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I have a pretty great sense of humor.
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Con, she won't know
unless I send her a joke every day.
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Pro, she likes girls.
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Con, so do I, but no one knows that.
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Including her.
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Fuck.
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Plan GayWay is a go.
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Bro, how do you wear jeans in this city?
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Doesn't it feel suffocating?
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It's so fucking hot!
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I mean, the shirt's pretty comfortable.
Balances out.
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I'm taking you shopping next week.
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No flannels, no shirt! What the fuck?
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Should I come wearing a flag tomorrow?
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Shall we go for a walk?
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We should check if the world's
still spinning out there. It's 5:00 a.m.!
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Yes.
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You know what we need this morning?
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Yes, but that's still not legal here.
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-Alcohol will do, right?
-Come on!
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Market research, dude.
We need to know what we are selling!
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Can we get some?
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Don't laugh, Mom doesn't know I drink!
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If she finds out, she'll murder me!
Lord have mercy on me!
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I'll have to steal from Dad's stock.
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Heist!
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Nice!
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Yes, Professor.
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-Let's go!
-Let's go!
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We need code names.
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My code name will be… Vishakhapatnam.
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And yours will be…
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Ritsar!
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-Amritsar!
-Ritsar!
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Wanna have some tea?
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Brother, two cups of tea, please.
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Strong! It's okay if you add rum, too!
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Here you are.
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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There's an office party on Friday, right?
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It's the monthly party,
but I won't attend.
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Muskaan, my love,
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lying and fashion, you can't do either.
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But fear not,
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'cause beyond fear, lies Manjeet!
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He was my first and last boyfriend.
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Don't ask.
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Bartender, one more!
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Cheers!
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-Drinks are here. Here you go.
-Yes.
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-Hallelujah!
-Here for you.
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No, man. I'm done. Thanks, though.
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In two years, this is the third time
you've come out with us.
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Thanks, guys. Seriously, though, I'm done.
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Okay, your wish.
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Don't be boring, Muskaan.
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It's the 21st century, Namrata.
Don't you know no means no?
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What exactly
is your problem with me, Tarasha?
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Why are you always
in this fucking firebrand mode?
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Why don't you chill a little?
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Man, go back inside.
I need this right now.
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What you think you need
isn't always good for you.
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-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
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Thank you for not saying, "For what?"
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I hate it when people fake modesty.
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No, I know I'm pretty awesome.
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Fuck!
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Okay, listen. Listen to me now.
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We're gonna help you
ground yourself, okay?
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Look around you.
Tell me five things that you can see.
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Trust me.
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Those lights.
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That uncle.
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Couple.
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A dog.
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You.
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Good!
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00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,125
Now four things that you can hear.
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Close your eyes.
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Waves crashing.
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Airplane.
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Glasses clinking.
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The music inside.
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Good. You're safe, you're totally safe!
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I'm right here.
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Thanks.
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I've had a long relationship with anxiety.
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I know how it gets.
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I used to date Namrata.
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Oh, God! No!
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My ex was… Is also called Namrata.
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That's my problem with her!
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I know I'm shallow.
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She used to call me a firebrand, because…
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It was our thing.
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But she was the one
who put me through fire.
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In three years,
she must have been honest with me thrice.
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And then, making fun of me
in front of people…
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Abuse…
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She wanted to control me.
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Isn't that what
all abuse is about, though?
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Control.
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I'm so sorry.
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Can I say something to you?
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You don't look like someone
who'd take things lying down.
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Never judge a lesbian by her cover.
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And then people say,
"Oh, God, you're so lucky!"
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"Women understand women so much better!"
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Dude, dumbfuckery is universal.
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Whether it's a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
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So, now,
this is the new, improved Tarasha 2.0,
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who would never let
someone treat her like this.
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Never.
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Okay, enough. Done.
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I much preferred you
when you were hero-worshipping me.
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Also, this memory will self-destruct in…
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three, two, one… Poof!
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Thank you. I really needed that.
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Plan GayWay, aborted.
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Why?
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'Cause there's a sensitive woman
behind the no-nonsense,
250
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in-your-face mask,
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who needs a friend right now.
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-Hi!
-Hey.
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Okay, so…
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Break? Coffee instead of a cigarette.
255
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,041
I'm trying.
256
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,333
Actually, I need to
finish this sketch today.
257
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,625
You go ahead.
258
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,125
What? I'm trying to move on, okay?
259
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,333
It's not easy.
260
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,375
Fuck off!
261
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,083
-Hi! Can you drop me home?
-Hi!
262
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,083
Actually, I need to pick up my mom.
263
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,291
-Bye.
-Cool, bye.
264
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,000
Next time, I'll knock.
265
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,833
There's a Tarasha from work downstairs.
266
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,000
Come.
267
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,666
It's all your fault.
268
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,791
Because of you,
we're stuck in a traffic jam…
269
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,750
Go home, assholes! It's midnight!
270
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,291
What have I done?
271
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:49,458
You know.
272
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:55,791
The traffic's not going anywhere.
Neither am I.
273
00:22:57,041 --> 00:23:00,500
The plan was to go to the beach
and have "the talk." But fuck that.
274
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,083
You know what I hated
the most about Namrata?
275
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,958
It wasn't the abuse. That, I got used to.
276
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:14,041
It was this passive aggressive silent
treatment bullshit she had going on.
277
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:17,708
Wouldn't talk for days at a stretch.
Such fucking bullshit.
278
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,500
Listen.
279
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:27,208
You don't like me back,
just fucking tell me!
280
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,708
I wouldn't slit my hand
and write your name in blood.
281
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,166
You're a friend first. That's it!
282
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,791
My feelings are my problem, not yours.
283
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:45,375
Just because we're the two office queers
doesn't mean we have to get together, no?
284
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,708
You like me?
285
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:50,041
No, this is a kidnapping!
286
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,500
You know I'm queer?
287
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,666
Lies and fashion, remember!
288
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:58,666
Listen. One-sided love sucks, but…
289
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:03,041
You're literally my only friend in office,
and I don't want to lose you.
290
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:05,250
So let's forget this ever happened.
291
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,416
You like me?
292
00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:08,458
Now you're just being an asshole!
293
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,125
I like you, too, Tarasha.
294
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,750
-You like me?
-Yes.
295
00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:23,708
Then why were you letting me
blabber on for so long?
296
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,708
-It was funny.
-Bastard!
297
00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:34,833
Wait. Did we just tell each other we like
each other in the middle of traffic?
298
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:42,458
This conversation happens on rooftops
and on the beach only in Bollywood movies.
299
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:44,041
Real life is this!
300
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:47,333
Traffic, pollution, and love.
301
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:51,291
In any case,
Bollywood wouldn't get this love story.
302
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,625
The beach.
303
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:25,458
That was… different.
304
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:30,000
Wait! Is this the first time
you kissed a girl?
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