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GILES: Previously onBuffy the Vampire Slayer.

Mom?I'm sorry.
Your mother's dead.

[flat-lining]Anya, you wanna marry me?

"I've gone.
Not one for long good-byes,

"I thought it best
to slip out quietly.

Love to you all. Giles."

DAWN:
There he goes.

Guys, I need you
on board here.

This is deep stuff, Willow.

We're talking
about raising the dead.

It's time we stopped talking.

What if something
does goes wrong?

I can do this, I promise,
but not without you.

Osiris, here lies
the warrior of the people.

[thunderclap]Let her cross over.

Release her.

[gasping]

WILLOW:
It was Buffy, right?

We saw her,
and it was really Buffy?

I think we screwed it up.No.

She's just disoriented

from being tormented
in some hell dimension.

She's been through a lot.What did you do?

I haven't been to
a hell dimension just of late,

but I do know a thing or two
about torment.

Wherever I was...

I was happy.
I think
I was in heaven.

I was torn out of there
by my friends.

Everything here
is hard...

and violent.

This is hell.

[pipes creaking]

So, we meet at last,
Mr. Drippy.

Want me to call a plumber?No.

You sure?Yes.

Got the number.Dawn, I'm on it, okay?

Ah.

[screaming]

There. All better.

Man, how much water
can they fit in
one set of pipes?

If I understand
right, the entire
city water supply.

It's like little clown cars
in the circus.

Told you we should have
called the plumber.

You were right.
The plumber will make
everything good.

Dawnie, you're not
eating breakfast.

Dawn, breakfast
is the most important
meal of the day.

It's unbelievably important.

You should eat breakfast
at least three times a day.

I'll, um, grab something
before school.

And a big Sunnydale
round of applause

for Tito the Amazing,
plumber extraordinaire.

How's everything
looking down there?

Like we should start gathering
up two of every animal.

Basically, your pipes are shot.
I mean, the whole system's
gonna have to be replaced.

What you need's a full
copper re-pipe job.

Full copper re-pipe?
That sounds
potentially pricey.

Well, if you have any
questions, our number's
on the invoice.

That's a weird
phone number.

Oh, wait.
Is that the bill?

Hey, Tito cut you
a good deal down there.

Those are his bargain prices,
and I did a little
haggling for you.

Thank you.

So we'll pay him.
What's the big deal?

Um, Buffy, I know
you're still getting
back on your feet after--

Lying flat on my back?

Yeah, uh, but
there's some money stuff

we're gonna have
to talk to you about.

Okay, so you're
telling me I'm broke?

Well, not yet, but--Money's definitely
becoming an issue.

As in your being
almost out of it.

But I haven't
spent any money.

I was all dead
and frugal.

I know this comes as
a bit of a shock after...

a bit of a shock,
but it took us
by surprise, too.

Your mother prepared
everything really well.
She had insurance.

Life insurance.

Which should have
left you covered,
but hospital bills.

Pretty much sucked up
all the money.

Which you're still hemorrhaging,
by the way.

How am I doing that?

No, not you, the house.

See, this house,
just sitting here,
doing nothing,

by itself costs money.

So what do we do?

Easy. We burn the house
to the ground and collect
the insurance.

Plus, fire. Pretty.

You guys, I'm kidding.

Okay, it's bills.
It's money.

It's pieces of paper
sent by bureaucrats
that we've never even met.

It's not like
it's the end of the world.

Which is too bad,
you know, 'cause that
I'm really good at.

I'll take care of this.
I promise.

I just don't know how yet.

I know how.

Um, if--

if you wanna pay
every bill here,

and every bill coming

and have enough to start
a nice college fund for Dawn,

start charging.

For what?

Slaying vampires.

I mean, you're providing
a valuable service
to the whole community.

I say cash in.

Well, that's an idea...

you would have.

Any other suggestions?

Well, I mean,
it's not so crazy.DAWN: Yes, it is!

You can't charge
innocent people
for saving their lives.

Spider-Man does.He does not.

Does too!Does n-- Xander?

Action is his reward.

Why don't you
ever take my side?

What are you talking about,
taking your side?
Anya, I am your side!

[door opens, closes]

You're throwing away
a gold mine.

Come on!

Wait up! Anya!

What's wrong with you?Why don't you ask
your best friend Spider-Man?

You know, if you're
not gonna support me--I'm supportive!

I'm totally supportive! I'm
a flying buttress of support.No, you're not.

This is because I haven't
told them yet about
the engagement, isn't it?

[scoffs]
No. Maybe.

Yes.

It's painful and confusing.

I mean, first you give me
this beautiful ring,

and then I can't
wear it in public.

I mean, do you know
how depressing that is?

Anya, I promise.
Your waiting days
are almost over.

I know it's frustrating,

but the way I understand
this marriage thing,

it's kind of
a forever deal.

Not if you
never get started.

Don't you wanna get married?

Yes.

So then why
won't you tell them?

Because I'm still
getting used

to the miracle
of a steady paycheck...

and getting out
of my parents' house.

And this--
this husband thing,

it's a big step,
or a lot
of little ones.

And--

And I love you so much,

I just want every step
to be just right.

Really?

Hey! You tricked me!

Just now, with
your fancy talk and lips!

You keep doing this,
and I keep forgetting,
and you keep stalling!

Anya!When are you gonna
grow up, Xander?

BUFFY: There's a first time
for everything
is my philosophy.

This is my first big loan.

Collateral? No problem.

No problem.
No problem.

I love that tie.
I'm a problem solver.

Let's crunch those numbers.
Stupid skirt.

Hello.Sorry to keep you waiting.

Carl Savitsky, loan officer.

Buffy Summers.
Loan applier for.

I didn't know exactly
what you would need,
so I brought everything.

I'm very responsible
in that way.Okay.

I don't think
I'll need this.

Or these.

Old report cards.
Definitely not.

So, about
my getting a loan.

Yes, well, um,

it looks as if, financially,
we have a bit of a tangle.

I know. And I figured
you could just,

you know,
cut through that tangle
with scissors.

You know, where the loan
is the scissors.

Ms. Summers,
the only collateral
you have is your house,

which was never fully leveraged
and has been losing equity
over the last several years.

For some reason,
Sunnydale property values
have never been competitive,

and refinancing's
out of the question.

Are you saying
you won't give me my loan?

Well, the problem is
you have no income.

No job.

[screaming]

No job?

I wish.

Hey!

Are you
in the wrong line?

That's for deposits.
That's for withdrawals.

And this one?
It's for getting
kicked in the face.

[grunts]
Stupid skirt.

May I?

[gunshot]

Put the girl down.

These things?
Never helpful.

[gunshot]

Now, about my loan--

I'm not saying I'm charging
you for saving your life
or anything,

but let's talk rates.

WILLOW:
He still turned you down?
That's crazy!

I mean, even if the bank
did get robbed,

which you
battling demons
couldn't possibly know,

you would think there would
be some kind of reward.

But, no, they're like,

"Oh, we're not gonna give
you money unless you prove
you don't need it."

I mean, what kind
of system is that?You're asking the wrong gal.

Hey, Buffy.

You're mad.

You noticed. It'll pass.

No! Anger is a big,
powerful emotion

you should feel.

Well, that's good, then.

It's gone now.

Okay, let me
make you mad again.
Uh, ready?

Um...

Last semester,
I slept with Riley.

And you know,
I really doubt it.

Caught me. Big fib.

To cover up
the sleazy affair
I had with Angel.

Wil, what the hell
are you doing?

Pissing you off.

Yes. True. Why?

Well, 'cause, you know,

since you've been back,
you haven't exactly been

big with the whole range
of human emotions thing.

What do you mean?Well, you haven't--

No, I mean,
it's just, um--

You know, this is
really my problem.

I'm all over the place,
and you should just, uh,
forget I even said anything...

'cause-- 'cause--
well, 'cause, you know,

banks, man.

ANYA:
Don't be such a wiener dog.

Look at them.

Researching demons
for the billionth time.

They could use
a peppy boost of happy news.

You're right.
I'll tell them.

As soon as Buffy
and Willow come in.Chicken.

Would you stop?Dare you.

Anya, if I tell them
that we're engaged
right after you dared me to,

wouldn't you always wonder
if that's the only
reason I did it?

Oh.

Score one
for Captain Logic.

No, no. Captain Logic
is not steering this tugboat.

I smell Captain Fear
at the wheel.

God! I hate this!
This tone in my voice?

I dislike it
more than you do,
and I'm closer to it.

Oh, come on, Tara.
I am so old enough
to do research.

Do you really think
I'm not mature enough?

I think you're very mature
for your age,
but you're still only 15.

Right.
15, as in teenager.

You know,
if you don't let me
look at the pictures,

I'm gonna learn everything
I know about demons
on the street.

Knock yourself out.Thank you.

See? No biggie.
I can totally handle it.

That's a weird place
for a horn.

That's not a horn.

You know,
I still don't get it.

I mean, what kind
of a demon would
rob a bank?

The kind that wants money.What do you
even call that?

This?

I'm guessing on
how you say it.

It's got an apostrophe.
I think it's M'Fashnik.

Like, mmm, cookies.

Or maybe Muh'Fashnik.

Like, muh... fashnik.

This your guy?

You do research now?

Want a cappuccino
and a pack of cigarettes
to go with it?

Would you just
look at the picture?

It doesn't exactly
fit the profile
for your typical bank robber.

Maybe they turned down
his loan application.

That's him. Big bad.

This thing was strong, guys.
No weapons that I could see...

[chimes jangling]but still... real dangerous.

Oh, God, Buffy.

You're alive.
You're here.

And you're still
remarkably strong!

Huh? Oh.

Sorry.Willow told me, but I didn't
really let myself believe it.

I take a little
getting used to.

And I'm still
getting used to me.

It's, uh-- You're--

A miracle.Yes.

But then,
I always thought so.

[low growl]

So--

I can start.

How was England?
How was life?

Uh, I'm not really sure
how to answer that.

Um, well, I arrived home.

I met with the Council.Always a good time.

Yes. Otherwise, there's
nothing really to report.

I-- I keep a flat in Bath.

I met with a few old friends.

Almost made a new one,
which I think is
statistically impossible

for a man of my age.

And now you're back.

Yes.

Wow.

Giles, are you miserable
about it, or just
really British?

[chuckles]

I can't lie to you, Buffy.

Um, leaving Sunnydale

was-was, uh, difficult.

And coming back is--

I'm guessing the word
is "inconvenient"?

No.

Bewildering.

And how are you,

really?

You look tired.

Me? Nah. Fine.

I mean, yeah, you know,
sleeping's hard,

but just because of the whole
waking-up-in-a-box thing.

So, maybe waking up's
the problem.

Yeah, but
just for a second.

I sleep okay.
Great, even.

Except, you know,
for the dreams.

You seem to be doing
remarkably well
under extreme circumstances.

I'm proud of you.

Well, actually,
it wasn't me.

Willow brought me back.
I just lay there.You know, I meant--

I know what you meant.

That was just a little
post-postmortem comedy.

Oh, well, I, uh,
better start prepping
for slayage.

Yes, there is always that,
isn't there?Seems that way.

Giles!

[groans]We're so glad to see you.
We missed you.

You can't have
the store back.I know.

You signed papers.I did.

Do we have information
on this new demon

that I suddenly
find so desperately
interesting?

That we do.This one robs banks.

Oh.I found him.

M'Fashnik. Oh.

Aha! Like, mmm, cookies.

Uh, no. Quite different,
actually.

You know it?By reputation, yes.

They come from a long line
of mercenary demons

that perform acts
of slaughter and mayhem
for the highest bidder.

Well, that is
the American way.

Yes, but the question
now becomes

what's out there powerful enough
to control one of those things?

We had a deal.
You got what you wanted.

Now give me what I want--
the head of the Slayer.

Okay.Sure.

We can do that.

You hired me
to create chaos
and carnage for you,

told me
you were powerful men,

commanding machines, magics,
the demon realms below.

Yeah.Yeah, uh-huh.

We're like super villains.[all laughing diabolically]

Which one of you
is the leader?

ALL: I am.I will kill the leader.

ALL: He is.I will kill you all.

Wait. No fair.

It's not our fault
the Slayer was there.

We said we'd pay you,
and we're gonna.

Yes. Truly
Lord Jonathan is
the wisest of us all.

Uh, yeah. Long live
our noble lord and master.

You guys suck.

You can't pay me
with paper, tiny king.

You pitted me
against the Slayer.

For that I must kill you.

Then I will
suck dry your bones

and use them to
beat your subjects to death.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Big guy, hey, hey.

Let's back things
up a parsec, okay?
You kill us, everybody loses.

You let us live,
we give you--

Give me what?

[muffled]
Name it!

[coughing]

Well, between
the three of us,

we can pretty much
do anything.

Like, if you want a spell
to make you look super cool
to the other demons.

[grunts]I'm all over
that action, my friend.

Or-- just throwin'
it out there--
robot girlfriend? Huh?

For those long, lonely nights
after a hard day's slaughter.

You can do this?

Don't trust him.
Robo-pimp daddy's all mouth.

Shut up, Andrew.
You're just mad I wouldn't
build you Christina Ricci.

You owe me, man.Or else what?

You'll train another pack
of devil-dogs
to ruin my prom?

Graduated!That wasn't me. How many
times do I have to say it?

The prom thing was
my lame-o brother, Tucker.

Yeah, well, tell him
I was at that prom.

Hello? Screen wipe.
New scene.

I had nothing to do
with the devil-dogs.

I trained flying demon monkeys
to attack the school play.
School play, dude.

That was cool.Remember, everyone was,
like, "Run, Juliet!"

Enough!

Nothing you can offer me
will satisfy your debt to me.

I don't want your toys
or your spells,
flying monkey demons.

I want the Slayer dead!

Okay.Done.

One dead Slayer coming up.
Could you just give us
a minute?

For what?

Well, we just really
wanna nail down

the optimum method
for us to wipe out
the Slayer for you.

[low growl]

Make sure it involves pain.

BUFFY:
I know they're so cute,
you could die,

but it's all I got.

Think nothing of it.
It's, um, whimsical.

They were mine
when I was little.
Couldn't find the guest sheets.

Mom always did this stuff.
[sighs]

They don't actually fit.

I blame the sofa.
We need one of those
pull-out kinds.

The kind with no payments
'til 2000-infinity?

What?

Oh, it's just money stuff.

It turns out
Mom left me some,

and while I was dead,
it got squandered
on luxuries

like food and clothing.How bad is it?

Anya says pretty bad.

I'm kind of
taking her word for it.

Actually,
I'm kind of trying
not to think about it.

Sound policy.
At least for tonight.

Figured I'd put it
out of my mind.
You know, take a break.

Get some perspective.

And then wake up
at 4:00 a.m. terrified.

[sighs]

Buffy, perhaps you're
putting too much pressure
on yourself.

I mean, to return
from some unknown
level of hell,

it's only natural
that coming back...

would be a process.

In the meantime,
I'm scaring people.

Well, that
can take time too.

Well, if it's any consolation,
life can be pretty overwhelming,

even for people
who haven't been
where you have.

I guess.Look, tomorrow morning,

you and I will
sit down together,

and we'll go through
everything, every bill,
one by one.

We'll work it out
together.

I'm glad you're back.

Well, I'm glad
you are, too.

JONATHAN:
Are we really gonna kill her?

That's so sad.Shut up, Whine-athan.

But I don't wanna
kill Buffy either.

Yeah. She saved my life
a bunch of times.
Plus she's hot.

It's her or us.
I mean, we have to do it.

We're talking about murder.No, we're talking
about staying alive.

And since
this is my mom's house,
I think what I say goes.

But aside from
the moral issues
and the mess,

we can get in trouble
for murder.

Duh. You know,
the last I checked,

the authorities also frown
on bank robbery too, genius!

I don't even know
if we could kill Buffy.
She's got super-strength.

And, you know, killing people,
this is not why we got together
in the first place.

Yeah. We teamed up with one
clear,super-cool
mission statement. Remember?

So,

you guys wanna team up
and take over Sunnydale?

BOTH:
Okay.

Of course I remember.
It was last month.

Then you know
we have a mission.

Shrink rays,

trained gorillas,

workable prototype
jet-packs...

and chicks, chicks, chicks.

I know that's the action
I signed on for.Me too. Ix-nay on the urder-may.

Vote.Okay.

Who's for
not killing Buffy?

Agreed.

So what are we
gonna do about
this M'Fashnik guy?

Ah, wait here, okay?
I got an idea.

Here's the Slayer's
name, address
and telephone number.

You wanna kill her?
Make it so.

How'd you
make him do that?

What are you,
some kind of Jedi?

The Force can sometimes
have great power
on the weak-minded.

Hmm.Ah.

WILLOW:
Hey, Giles.

You have a good talk
with Buffy?

Yes, now she's back.

Isn't it awesome?Mm.

Tell me about
the spell you performed.

Oh. Okay, first of all,
so scary.

Like, the Blair Witch
would have had
to watch like this.

And-And this giant snake
came out of my mouth,

and there was all
this energy crackling,

and this pack of demons
interrupted, but I totally
kept it together.

And then, the next thing
you know... Buffy.

You're a very stupid girl.

What? Giles.

Do you have any idea
what you've done?

The forces you've
harnessed, the lines
you've crossed?

I thought you'd be impressed
or something.

Oh, don't worry.
You've... made a very
deep impression.

Of everyone here,

you were the one
I trusted most

to respect
the forces of nature.

Are you saying
you don't trust me?

Think what
you've done to Buffy.I brought her back.

At incredible risk!Risk?

Of what?
Making her deader?

Of killing us all.
Unleashing hell on Earth.

I mean, shall I go on?No.

Giles, I did what I had to do.
I did what nobody else could do.

Well, there are others
in this world who can
do what you did.

You just don't want
to meet them.

No, probably not, but--

Well, they're the bad guys.
I'm not a bad guy.

I brought Buffy back
into this world,

and maybe the word
you should be looking for
is "congratulations."

Having Buffy back in
this world makes me feel
indescribably wonderful,

but I wouldn't congratulate you
if you jumped off a cliff
and happened to survive.

That's not what I did, Giles.You were lucky.

I wasn't lucky.
I was amazing.

And how would you know?
You weren't even there.

If I had been, I'd have
bloody well stopped you.

The magics
you channeled are more
ferocious and primal

than anything you can
hope to understand,

and you are lucky
to be alive, you rank,
arrogant amateur!

You're right.

The magics I used
are very powerful.

I'm very powerful, and maybe
it's not such a good idea
for you to piss me off.

Come on, Giles, I--
I don't wanna fight.

Let's not, okay?

I'll think about
what you said, and you

try to be happy Buffy's back.

We still don't know
where she was...

or what happened to her.

GILES:
And I'm far from convinced

she's come out
of all this undamaged.

Hello, Spike.

You hear all that noise?

Just enough
to make me feel crappy.

You know, Watcher Boy
doesn't mean anything by it.

I guess.

Everyone...

they all care.

They all care so much.
It... makes it all harder.

I'm not sure
I followed you
round that bend, love.

I don't know.

I just-- I feel
like I'm spending
all of my time

trying to be okay,
so they don't worry.

It's exhausting.

And then, I--

And that makes them
worry even more.

You want me
to take them out?

Give me a hell of a headache,
but I could probably thin
the herd a little.

I knew I could
get a grin.

[sighs]

Why are you always around
when I'm miserable?

'Cause that's when
you're alone, I reckon.

I'm not one for crowds
myself these days.

Me, neither.

That works out
nicely, then.

So, what do you know
about finances?

GILES:
Dawn?

Couldn't sleep?Not really. You?

[chuckles]
Evidently not.

You ever try mixing parts
of every cereal you got
in one bowl?

[yawning]
Does it work?

Gonna find out.
Wanna come join
the experiment?

Why don't I be your
control group? You'll find
that as you get older,

that you lose patience
with... throwing up.[doorknob rattling]

Is that locked?

It should be.

[Dawn screams]

You're not the Slayer.

But you'll do for a start![screaming]

You're paying
for that door, buddy.

Oh! Table!

You have cost me,
Slayer!

I cost you? That's
a designer lamp, ya mook!

Spike, no!
I want him in the kitchen.

Open the door!

The basement.
I'm takin' him down!

No!

Full copper re-pipe!

No more...

full copper re-pipe!

SPIKE:
Whoa.

Did you know
this place was flooded?

WARREN:
I think we got a lot
to feel good about.

We got the money.
We got the lair.

And our one
loose end has been
taken care of...

by the Slayer.

Flamethrower's up.

Periscope's working.

It looks like your mom's
weeding tulips again.

Action figures
fully deployed.

I still can't believe it.
We did it.

We can do anything.
We could stay up all night
if we wanna.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't get all crazy
on us, Andrew.

I was only saying.What are we gonna do
about Buffy?

You know, sooner or later,
the Slayer's gotta
come after us.

Bring her on.We could hypnotize her.

Make her our willing sex bunny.[all laugh]

I'm putting that
on the list.

Is this the life
or what?

I mean, here we
got all the stuff
we ever wanted,

and we didn't even have to...

Earn it?Exactamundo.

It's true, my friends.
The way I see it,

life is like
an interstellar journey.

Some people go into hyper-sleep
and travel at sub-light speeds,

only to get where they're going
after years of struggle,

toil, and hard, hard work.

We, on the other hand...

Blasted through
the space-time continuum
in a wormhole?

JONATHAN: Gentlemen,

crime is our wormhole.

But everyone knows...

if the width of a wormhole
cavity is a whole number
of wavelengths

plus a fraction of that
wavelength, the coinciding
particle activity

collapses
the infrastructure.

Dude, don't be a geek.

This is gonna take
forever, isn't it?

Not forever.
Just a very long time.

Here it is
Your first approximation
of your spanking-new debt.

I've trashed this house
so many times.
How did Mom pay for this?

For starters, she saved money
with this crappy-ass
coffee table.

Well, there's always
that charging option.

No. I will definitely...

probably not
be doing that.

Well, I know I'm back
in America now. I've been
knocked unconscious.

Thank you.Poor, lumpy Giles.

What do you think
the demon wanted, anyway?

Uh, aside from
costing you a bundle?

Don't know.
Now he's way too dead
to answer that question.

Wish I knew who hired him.

Ooh, I could do
a locator spell.

Or not.XANDER:
That's it.

It's been four hours.
I'm calling it, people.

This coffee table,
it's gone. Damn it!

Also, this lamp's
in critical condition.

Well, let's take these
things out to the trash

and give 'em
a decent throwin' out.

Buffy.

I don't think
I can do this.

Yes, you can.

Your mother dealt with this
sort of thing all the time.

She took one crisis
at a time,

without the aid
of any superpowers...

and got through it all,
so can you.

You sure?

I'm positive.

[telephone ringing]

Who's calling me?
Everybody I know lives here.

I'll be back.

I bet it's creditors.

The hounding's begun.
I read about it.

So you think we'll starve?I very much doubt it.

No chance
I'd have to quit school

to work assembling
cheap toys in a poorly
ventilated sweatshop?

Poorly ventilated--
What have you been reading?

Buffy, what is it?

Angel.

Is he in trouble?He knows that I'm--

He needs to see me.

I have to see him.Well, of course.

You'll leave for L.A. tomorrow.

Not L.A. And not here.

Somewhere in the middle.
There's a place.

I see. Well, we should get
these bills and things
out of the way bef--

I have to go now.

Oh. Um--

Thanks for taking care
of this for me.

Grr! Arrgh!