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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,343 --> 00:00:35,384 Mrs. Frenchie's cat is missing. 2 00:00:35,508 --> 00:00:38,074 The signs are posted all over town: 3 00:00:38,174 --> 00:00:41,534 "Have you seen Honey?" We've all seen the posters... 4 00:00:41,634 --> 00:00:44,050 but nobody has seen "Honey" the cat. 5 00:00:44,342 --> 00:00:45,367 Nobody... 6 00:00:45,466 --> 00:00:47,782 until last Thursday morning... 7 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,782 when Ms. Colette Piscine swerved her car to miss Honey the cat 8 00:00:50,882 --> 00:00:53,547 while she drove across the bridge. 9 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:55,781 Well, this bridge, now slightly damaged, 10 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,446 is a bit of a local treasure. 11 00:00:57,546 --> 00:01:00,297 And even has its own fancy name: 12 00:01:00,881 --> 00:01:02,713 'Pont de flaque' 13 00:01:03,588 --> 00:01:08,046 Now, 'Colette'... that sounds like 'culotte'... 14 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:09,405 That's 'panty' in French. 15 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,987 And 'Piscine' means "Pool"... 16 00:01:12,087 --> 00:01:13,944 "Panty Pool" 17 00:01:14,044 --> 00:01:16,336 'Flaque' also means pool in French. 18 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:20,069 So, Colette Piscine, in french 'Panty Pool', 19 00:01:20,169 --> 00:01:22,028 drives across the 'Pont de flaque'... 20 00:01:22,128 --> 00:01:23,312 or 'Pont de Pool', if you will... 21 00:01:23,336 --> 00:01:25,153 to avoid hitting Mrs. French's cat... 22 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,318 that's been missing in Pontypool. 23 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:32,833 Pontypool... Pont de Pool... Panty Pool... Pont de flaque... 24 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,583 What does it mean? 25 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:39,931 Well, Norman Mailer, he had an interesting theory that he used to explain 26 00:01:40,032 --> 00:01:44,649 the strange coincidences in the aftermath of the JFK assassination: 27 00:01:44,749 --> 00:01:46,564 In the wake of huge events, 28 00:01:46,664 --> 00:01:48,107 after them and before them, 29 00:01:48,207 --> 00:01:50,939 physical details - they spasm for a moment. 30 00:01:51,039 --> 00:01:52,064 They sort of unlock, 31 00:01:52,164 --> 00:01:53,939 and when they come back into focus, 32 00:01:54,039 --> 00:01:57,747 they suddenly coincide in a weird way: 33 00:01:58,123 --> 00:02:00,003 street names and birth dates and middle names... 34 00:02:00,122 --> 00:02:03,647 all kinds of superfluous things appear related to each other. 35 00:02:03,747 --> 00:02:05,355 It's a 'ripple effect' 36 00:02:05,454 --> 00:02:08,246 So, what does it mean? 37 00:02:08,887 --> 00:02:12,128 Well, it means something's going to happen... 38 00:02:12,328 --> 00:02:14,245 Something big... 39 00:02:14,369 --> 00:02:18,953 But then, something's always about to happen. 40 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,893 No, no, nothing has got to do with you. 41 00:02:32,993 --> 00:02:35,243 You gotta be the worst fucking agent in the world! 42 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,907 Come on! It's not enough to say "I'm working". 43 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:42,573 It's not enough, do you understand? 44 00:02:44,824 --> 00:02:47,791 Well, if you think it is enough, then maybe we're not thinking the same way? 45 00:02:47,815 --> 00:02:48,855 You know what I mean? 46 00:02:54,864 --> 00:02:57,614 You know what, Rick? 47 00:02:57,822 --> 00:03:01,280 You're fired! You're fired! 48 00:03:04,113 --> 00:03:05,428 Good. 49 00:03:05,528 --> 00:03:08,778 Now we're both in the same boat... 50 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,278 Oh, Jesus... 51 00:03:36,773 --> 00:03:38,159 What? 52 00:03:42,648 --> 00:03:43,547 Hey! 53 00:03:43,647 --> 00:03:44,548 Hey... 54 00:03:44,648 --> 00:03:45,548 Hey! 55 00:03:45,648 --> 00:03:47,007 Hey... 56 00:03:47,107 --> 00:03:48,339 Who are you? 57 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:50,464 Who are you... Who are you... 58 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,481 Who are you... Who are you... 59 00:04:55,971 --> 00:04:59,122 Okay Mazzy, come on boy, please. 60 00:04:59,221 --> 00:05:01,387 Be positive. 61 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:07,553 Morning Mr. Mazzy. 62 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,535 Good morning, Laurel Ann. 63 00:05:11,635 --> 00:05:14,369 I loved your 'Isn't It Ironic?' this morning. 64 00:05:14,469 --> 00:05:15,828 Love Norman Mailer. 65 00:05:15,928 --> 00:05:17,136 Thanks. 66 00:05:17,802 --> 00:05:23,508 You know, it takes a girl with big feet to dig old Norm'. 67 00:05:23,717 --> 00:05:26,758 So, did you give me the good stuff? 68 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:36,549 Let's make radio! 69 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:39,240 Laurel Ann, do me a favor... 70 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:42,116 Look up all the information you can on 911 calls. 71 00:05:42,215 --> 00:05:45,447 How many in a 24 h period, how many hang-ups... 72 00:05:45,547 --> 00:05:46,714 That sort of thing... 73 00:05:47,089 --> 00:05:48,505 and... thanks. 74 00:05:50,047 --> 00:05:51,588 Let's make radio! 75 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:37,357 Good morning, Pontypool. 76 00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:40,414 This is Radio 660, the beacon. 77 00:06:40,581 --> 00:06:44,288 Down here in the dungeon, under the street they call 'Drum'. 78 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:46,538 I'll be... 79 00:06:46,621 --> 00:06:49,246 banging the drum for you all morning. 80 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:52,022 I'm Grant Mazzy and as always... 81 00:06:52,121 --> 00:07:00,103 I'll be takin' no prisoners. Now......I got my coffee here. 82 00:07:00,203 --> 00:07:01,894 And taking a look outside... 83 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:06,311 I'd say... that's our top story for today, folks. 84 00:07:06,411 --> 00:07:11,685 Now, I had a... a strange experience on my way in to work this morning. 85 00:07:11,785 --> 00:07:15,617 And I'd like to get some advise from you people later on. 86 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:20,200 When do you call 911? Think about it! 87 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,391 I should mention, our producer, 88 00:07:23,491 --> 00:07:26,825 the lovely and talented Ms. Sydney Briar, is here. 89 00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:29,390 And 'lucky' Laurel Ann Drummond... 90 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,766 she'll be our technical cowgirl today. 91 00:07:31,866 --> 00:07:36,489 Now, I didn't know this, maybe you did... but... this is news to me... 92 00:07:37,114 --> 00:07:41,822 Laurel Ann did a tour of duty in Afghanistan not too, too long ago... 93 00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:44,681 You're right, there, new guy. Everybody does know. 94 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:47,347 She was a "Grand Master" at last year's Fall Fair. 95 00:07:47,447 --> 00:07:49,347 - Yesterday's news. - Hey. 96 00:07:49,447 --> 00:07:50,722 I'm... sorry Laurel Ann. 97 00:07:50,822 --> 00:07:54,095 I wasn't the "Grand Master", I was the "Homecoming Hero" 98 00:07:54,195 --> 00:07:56,803 I am sorry, I... okay? I'm very bad. 99 00:07:56,903 --> 00:08:00,011 Sydney, Sydney, Sydney! Hey, come on, girl! 100 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,887 - I'm sorry! - It's okay. 101 00:08:01,987 --> 00:08:04,553 Well, you just heard an honorary apology from Sydney Briar. 102 00:08:04,653 --> 00:08:08,760 She probably... owes Laurel Ann quite a few more! Stay tuned! 103 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:12,218 Now, in our top story today... 104 00:08:12,318 --> 00:08:16,300 a big, cold, dull, dark, white... 105 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,801 empty, neverending, 'blow-my-brains-out'... 106 00:08:19,901 --> 00:08:22,092 seasonal affective disorder... 107 00:08:22,192 --> 00:08:24,174 freaking 'kill-me-now' weather front... 108 00:08:24,274 --> 00:08:26,817 that'll last... all day. 109 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:31,006 Or maybe, when the wind shifts, later on... 110 00:08:31,106 --> 00:08:34,481 we'll get a little green-house gas relief from the industrial south. 111 00:08:34,856 --> 00:08:38,089 'Hail Mary, Yea, though I walk'... we go to Ken Loney... 112 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:40,731 in the 'Sunshine Chopper'. 113 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:44,130 It's always brighter above the clouds, Grant. 114 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:46,129 Hey, Ken, how're you doin'? 115 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:49,963 How are things in that bird up there? You're gonna stay up there during the storm? 116 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,603 Yes, Sir. Yes, Siree, 117 00:08:52,812 --> 00:08:54,878 Well, that can't be safe. Is that safe, Ken? 118 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:57,420 Well, I'll be up here, Grant, on storm watch, 119 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,837 watching all of the routes in and around our region. 120 00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:02,002 - Really? - Really, yup. 121 00:09:02,102 --> 00:09:07,377 Okay, Ken. Boy, I wouldn't wanna be a bird, if this storm hits the way it's supposed to. 122 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,751 Well, folks, in and outta the region... 123 00:09:09,851 --> 00:09:11,035 Don't call it bird, by the way, Grant. And leave Ken alone! 124 00:09:11,059 --> 00:09:13,084 Go slow folks, we do have a tractor-trailer... 125 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:14,335 I think he's just concerned. 126 00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:15,959 Carrying wind generator blades... 127 00:09:16,059 --> 00:09:19,041 along the 4-0-1. So, slow going east-bound. 128 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,042 That's it from the 'Sunshine Chopper'. 129 00:09:21,142 --> 00:09:24,666 Remember drink that fruit, get's you up, keeps you going. 130 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,457 Thanks you, Ken Loney. 131 00:09:26,557 --> 00:09:29,807 Breaking news out of Caesarea this morning... 132 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:31,372 Come on, boy... 133 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:32,515 There we go! 134 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,415 Breaking news: 135 00:09:34,515 --> 00:09:39,247 the Ontario Provincial Police are reporting a major bust... 136 00:09:39,347 --> 00:09:43,929 of a significant grow operation in a quiet cul-de-sac in that town. 137 00:09:44,304 --> 00:09:48,970 Constable Howard Ing says it's a sign of things to come. 138 00:09:49,512 --> 00:09:52,120 These... operations in suburban small town neighborhoods... 139 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:53,995 are the grow-method of choices... 140 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:55,454 Do you smoke pot, Syd? 141 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,829 Yes, I do. 142 00:09:56,928 --> 00:09:59,494 Don't make global warming jokes. 143 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:01,744 What? I didn't make a joke, I quoted the Bible. 144 00:10:01,844 --> 00:10:03,385 Ain't no jokes in the bible. 145 00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:06,535 Speaking of the Bible, we are in a church, not a dungeon. 146 00:10:06,635 --> 00:10:11,634 Thanking you, Constable Howard Ing, of the Ontario Provincial Police. 147 00:10:12,384 --> 00:10:13,551 You know... 148 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,925 Our local pot growers... 149 00:10:16,426 --> 00:10:19,408 are engaged in a deadly serious business. 150 00:10:19,508 --> 00:10:23,032 Deadly... booby-traps... 151 00:10:23,132 --> 00:10:26,239 protecting their operations from prying eyes. 152 00:10:26,339 --> 00:10:27,740 Land mines... have been found... 153 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,025 - in the backyards... - Cool it, Grant! 154 00:10:29,049 --> 00:10:32,449 They have vicious attack dogs and enough ammunition to arm a small country! 155 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,005 Now, these are family neighborhoods, folks! 156 00:10:35,548 --> 00:10:38,155 If Junior throws a ball through one of their windows... 157 00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:41,071 he's just liable to trigger a death squad! 158 00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:42,071 What are you doing? 159 00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:45,363 My producer says... she's talking in my ear. Luckily you can't hear her. 160 00:10:45,463 --> 00:10:47,855 - Nobody cares, Grant, about your... - Sydney says nobody cares. 161 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:49,063 - Maybe she's right. - You forgot to do the closures... 162 00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:52,836 - after the billboard, I need you to... - But I think you do care, region. 163 00:10:53,295 --> 00:10:55,255 "Taking no prisoners"... you know what that means? 164 00:10:55,335 --> 00:10:56,335 It means full disclosure, 165 00:10:56,419 --> 00:10:58,687 - whatever the consequences. - No, it's not 'full disclosure', Grant! 166 00:10:58,711 --> 00:10:59,569 'School closure'. 167 00:10:59,669 --> 00:11:02,876 I need you to read school closures. That's what people need! 168 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:05,901 This is Radio 6-60, the beacon... 169 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:09,067 Hey! You can't just cut me off like that! Jesus'... 170 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:13,192 OK, you know, Grant, the whole 'full disclosure' schtick... 171 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:14,858 works better in a bigger context. 172 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,399 Well, actually, this won't get me fired. 173 00:11:17,499 --> 00:11:19,107 Well, there's that to. 174 00:11:19,207 --> 00:11:22,649 The thing is... is that small towns, already come without prisoners. 175 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,482 It's called "gossip" and it's way ahead of you. 176 00:11:25,582 --> 00:11:27,224 No no, Sidney, I'm not talking about gossip. 177 00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:30,939 I'm talking about building a relationship with my listeners. 178 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:33,664 You know? Shaking 'em up... a little bit. 179 00:11:34,372 --> 00:11:36,688 OK, we do news, weather, sports, local spots. 180 00:11:36,788 --> 00:11:38,789 That's what I need you to do. 181 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:42,271 What the hell do you think you have to disclose to us anyway? 182 00:11:42,371 --> 00:11:45,746 And what it this that you think we need to hear from you? 183 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:47,537 I don't know. 184 00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:51,077 Well... Actually, I do know, Sidney. 185 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,936 I am trying to piss a few people off, 186 00:11:54,036 --> 00:11:57,769 because that's how it's done... simple as that. 187 00:11:57,868 --> 00:11:59,394 You see, a pissed off listener... 188 00:11:59,494 --> 00:12:02,660 is wide awake listener, and he ain't gonna change the station. 189 00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:06,268 In fact, he may just call his pissed off buddy, and get him to listen too. 190 00:12:06,368 --> 00:12:08,850 And then, his pissed off buddy, he might call his pissed off... 191 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,267 I don't know... preacher. 192 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:16,783 And that, Lady Briar, is how you build a loyal listening audience. 193 00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:23,932 OK, well, I... That all sounds perfectly pleasant, I'm sure, okay? 194 00:12:25,532 --> 00:12:29,556 You know, Grant, you're first rate, and you're doing a first rate job... 195 00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:31,136 but just let me tell you something... 196 00:12:31,696 --> 00:12:35,097 Small towns, they're... they're... they're fiercely proud places, 197 00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:36,846 with... with proud people. 198 00:12:36,946 --> 00:12:40,929 People who need to know if the school bus is coming. 199 00:12:41,029 --> 00:12:44,054 And so, if you come in here with your 'take no prisoners' "this"... 200 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,512 and your 'pissing everyone off' "that", 201 00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:50,902 people are just gonna think you're a dick! 202 00:12:52,027 --> 00:12:54,219 Okay... Okay. 203 00:12:54,319 --> 00:12:57,510 I... I mean, you're going to embarrass and alienate... 204 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,360 Okay, I said okay. 205 00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:02,010 I'm sorry, it's just the reality. 206 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,552 Okay... Grant, I... 207 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,758 - I... I want your maziness. - Okay. 208 00:13:05,858 --> 00:13:08,050 I hired your maziness. I want the maziness. 209 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:10,425 I just need the maziness to come in a little slower, 210 00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:15,300 a little more 'get to know you'. A little... a little slower. 211 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,591 Yeah, I get it. I'm not stupid. 212 00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:20,340 That's not what I meant. 213 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,006 I wanted to hear what he was gonna say. 214 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:26,063 Come on, he was just gonna talk about himself. 215 00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:30,423 Okay, Pontypool, good morning. 216 00:13:30,523 --> 00:13:33,673 You know, I wanna talk to you about something that has been... 217 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,188 bugging me, 218 00:13:35,438 --> 00:13:37,187 all morning. 219 00:13:49,978 --> 00:13:51,503 Here's my question, Pontypool. 220 00:13:51,603 --> 00:13:53,377 Here... here's my story. Now, hold on... 221 00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:55,467 I'm driving in to work today, I... 222 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,252 and I pull up to the stop sign at Drum and Main, 223 00:13:58,352 --> 00:14:03,183 and... it's 6.30 in the morning, and it's cold, and it's dark... 224 00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:07,500 and suddenly, this woman appears outta nowhere... 225 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,708 I didn't hear her, and I barely was moving my car. 226 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,891 Suddenly... she's at my passenger window. 227 00:14:14,016 --> 00:14:16,082 She's babbling something but I can't... 228 00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:16,991 I can't understand her, 229 00:14:17,092 --> 00:14:18,616 I can't hear her, I don't know what it is. 230 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,223 And then... 'poof'! She's gone! 231 00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:32,038 So, what do I do? Do I call 911? 232 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,079 Who do I call? 233 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:36,021 No one. 234 00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:40,970 Our number is 519-555-3486 235 00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:44,178 Let me know what I gotta do. 236 00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:03,925 Good morning. 237 00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:06,259 Oh, where are you calling from? 238 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,091 And what would you like to say to Grant this morning? 239 00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:16,656 - I'm sorry, what? - Has my sister called in yet? 240 00:15:16,756 --> 00:15:17,807 No. 241 00:15:18,548 --> 00:15:20,198 Oh, that's weird... 242 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:22,822 My sister never, ever, ever, misses a day. 243 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,214 And where's Roger? It's almost 10. 244 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:26,988 What are those? 245 00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:29,405 Grant gave us Valentines. You can put them up somewhere. 246 00:15:29,505 --> 00:15:33,071 You know, he... he's doing okay. 247 00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:35,154 So, okay sweetheart, I'm gonna call Mrs. Tripp. 248 00:15:35,254 --> 00:15:37,070 Something's coming in on the radio. 249 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,904 Roger, where are you? 250 00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:41,320 Yeah. Roger that. 251 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:45,028 We still have a Code 48 in progress. It's the fish hut. 252 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:46,861 - Sydney! Syd! - Code 48 in progress... 253 00:15:46,961 --> 00:15:50,710 requesting back-up, weapon's present, 10-4... 254 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,001 Roger that. 255 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:58,067 - Sandy Hook and Wilmont, Code 48. - Tell me, so what's Code 48, Laurel Ann? 256 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,667 It means we have a hostage situation. 257 00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,684 - Please, stand by. - There's nothing on the wires, 258 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,941 so I'm gonna key in right off the police radio. 259 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,899 Really, there's nothing on the wire? 260 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:11,499 Okay, so let's not do anything with this yet. 261 00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:18,440 Fat no, I'm not getting anything either. 262 00:16:18,539 --> 00:16:21,456 Whatever you do, don't feed this in to Grant yet. 263 00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,912 Oh, shit! 264 00:16:27,579 --> 00:16:31,937 Yeah, Grant, it's Gordon calling... I just wanna throw this idea out there... 265 00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:33,812 about the 9... the 911... 266 00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:37,853 What if you had another number, that was, I don't know, like, 912 or something, 267 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,062 that was not for total emergencies, 268 00:16:40,162 --> 00:16:42,728 so if you had to... get in a gray area... 269 00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:46,227 and... you weren't sure whether you wanted to call 911, you'd call 912... 270 00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:48,487 I... I... I just have a feeling it just might catch on. 271 00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:50,935 Some people might, you know... take it. 272 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:54,410 Gord, that's a great idea. You should be running the world. 273 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:57,658 Pontypool... my Pontypool... 274 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,975 We interrupt our call-in segment... 275 00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:03,491 to bring you breaking news out of our area this morning: 276 00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,891 Out on Sandy Hook and Wilmont we have a hostage situation. 277 00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:09,824 Two men are holding a van load of people at gunpoint. 278 00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:13,366 The van is apparently towing... a fishing hut. 279 00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:17,091 - Sporadic gunfire has been reported. - Okay, lose the story, Grant. 280 00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:20,347 We're going to Ken Loney. We're going to the 'Sunshine Chopper'. 281 00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:23,554 No one knows as yet what these hostage takers want, 282 00:17:23,654 --> 00:17:25,214 - or whether or not, they even know... - We know they're drunk, 283 00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:27,130 - the people in the van. - Grant, it's the end of ice fishing season. 284 00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:30,221 But... this being the end of ice fishing season... 285 00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:32,570 ice hut removal time... 286 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,263 the chances that everyone on the ice this morning is drunk, 287 00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,611 is a very distinct reality. 288 00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:41,177 Drunk ice fishermen... dare I say: drunk policemen? 289 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,676 Drunk officers of the law. 290 00:17:42,776 --> 00:17:45,693 Drunk... Ontario Provintial Police. 291 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:48,219 It is not yet confirmed by our sources, of course. 292 00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:51,010 But, police, possibly drunk, 293 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:55,525 are reporting that the hostage situation has resolved itself. 294 00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:58,716 They have two suspects in custody. 295 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,091 Both unarmed, as it turns out, 296 00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:04,967 and the three people they were holding have, in fact, fled the scene. 297 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,716 One can only hope, the Breaking News theme music... 298 00:18:07,816 --> 00:18:10,232 will accompany this story at some point. 299 00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:12,422 There we go. 300 00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:14,839 Oh, the state of drunkenness have levelled off... 301 00:18:14,939 --> 00:18:16,547 to acceptable levels this morning, 302 00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:20,546 as 'Buddy' Bob Roseland and 'Dead Eye' Derek McCormack, OPP Pontypool Division... 303 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:23,938 - Wrap it up, Grant! - Have contained the hostage situation. 304 00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:27,046 We'll be back with updates, as the situation hiccups. 305 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:30,712 We now go to Ken Loney in the 'Sunshine Chopper', 306 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,354 for a little perspective on your morning drive. 307 00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:37,935 Keep an eye out for crazy ladies in the snow, and remember: 308 00:18:38,061 --> 00:18:41,727 Wherever you're headed, get there safe! 309 00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:55,058 Come on, you gotta learn to laugh at yourself sometimes! 310 00:18:57,766 --> 00:18:59,391 The story is not funny. 311 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,208 Derek McCormack is an alcoholic. 312 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,598 Bob Roseland is an alcoholic. They're trying to keep their jobs. 313 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,056 Derek's my brother-in-law. 314 00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:16,055 Ex... ex-brother-in-law. 315 00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:21,637 Grant... 316 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:25,013 Ken Loney is not in a chopper. 317 00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:27,846 What? 318 00:19:30,053 --> 00:19:33,494 The 'Sunshine Chopper' is Ken's Dodge Dart. 319 00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:35,343 He plays sound effects. 320 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:42,426 Ken sits up on a hill, for his aerial view. 321 00:19:44,219 --> 00:19:46,284 And... people are thrilled... 322 00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:47,993 to have him up there in the sky, 323 00:19:48,093 --> 00:19:51,367 flying around in his 'Sunshine Chopper', even though... 324 00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:54,383 Oh man, I bet they are. Okay. 325 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,008 Okay. 326 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,283 Syd... 327 00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:01,841 Yeah? 328 00:20:04,756 --> 00:20:06,298 I hate winter. 329 00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:10,339 - Everybody does. - No, not like me. 330 00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:14,198 These late winters, I feel like I'm living in the basement of the world, 331 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,546 and it's so cold, and so dark. 332 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,047 Yeah... it is. 333 00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,462 Well, you're gonna... it's gonna be okay. 334 00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:31,444 Oh, and Grant, I... I'll tell you what: when the whole fish hut story gets confirmed, 335 00:20:31,544 --> 00:20:33,528 we'll bring it straight to you, right away, okay? 336 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,395 And it's yours, even if it's not legitimate... 337 00:20:35,419 --> 00:20:38,669 you can do your whole... "take no prisoner" thing, okay? 338 00:20:38,877 --> 00:20:40,985 And you'll find it funny this time? 339 00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:44,500 I'll find it as funny as I did the last time, I'll betcha'! 340 00:21:03,247 --> 00:21:07,023 I was talking to Constable Roseland... he's totally serious! 341 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,982 I mean, he has completely freaked! 342 00:21:09,082 --> 00:21:10,856 Something happened this morning on the ice... 343 00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:14,647 and it's put them on to a state... and now, he wants us to drop the story. 344 00:21:14,747 --> 00:21:15,647 Drop it? 345 00:21:15,747 --> 00:21:17,189 Now, it's probably nothing. 346 00:21:17,288 --> 00:21:19,270 - And probably just a hoax, - Probably. 347 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:21,513 Anyway, so, we've got the 'Laurence of Arabia' cast coming in, 348 00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:23,297 so we're gonna brighten up the day with that. 349 00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:25,145 Laurel Ann here. 350 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,704 Okay, okay. It's Ken Loney. 351 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,078 Hey, Ken! Oh, Ken, slow down... 352 00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:33,285 Yeah. 353 00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:35,452 Ken, where are you? 354 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,185 Okay. 355 00:21:37,284 --> 00:21:39,226 Ken, slow down. 356 00:21:39,326 --> 00:21:41,952 Slow down, and... and how many? 357 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,516 Okay, Ken, just a second. 358 00:21:48,616 --> 00:21:50,725 Okay, wrap up 'Pontypool Corner', Grant. 359 00:21:50,825 --> 00:21:52,383 We have a big story breaking. Listen to me... 360 00:21:52,407 --> 00:21:54,615 Keep it hard, okay? 361 00:21:54,825 --> 00:21:56,782 Ken, just a second. 362 00:21:58,157 --> 00:22:00,057 Just a second, we're going live. 363 00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:02,181 We do double bill this weekend... 364 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:05,382 so I'll check it out and make sure it's right, that they’re both at the same time, 365 00:22:05,406 --> 00:22:07,073 but that's what it looks like. 366 00:22:09,364 --> 00:22:12,322 We have breaking news out of our region this morning. 367 00:22:12,863 --> 00:22:16,055 It appears, it seems that a large group of people have gathered... 368 00:22:16,155 --> 00:22:21,679 outside the offices of Dr. John Mendez. 369 00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:24,929 It appears to be a protest of some kind, 370 00:22:25,029 --> 00:22:29,803 and officials are describing the crowd as 'unruly'. 371 00:22:29,903 --> 00:22:32,469 Now, Dr. John Mendez, you may recall, 372 00:22:32,569 --> 00:22:37,776 He was the... he was under investigation for writing unnecessary prescriptions. 373 00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:40,426 We have an exclusive live report, 374 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:44,175 from Ken Loney in the... in the 'Sunshine Chopper'. 375 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,233 What can you see there, Ken? 376 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:49,050 Grant, I am... I'm watching hundreds, 377 00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:53,174 literally hundreds of people packed in and around this building. 378 00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:55,423 And it... it looks pretty odd from up here. 379 00:22:55,523 --> 00:23:00,148 They seem to be... trying to cram themselves inside... 380 00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:03,214 What's happening, Ken? 381 00:23:03,314 --> 00:23:04,706 The side of the office... 382 00:23:04,807 --> 00:23:08,047 this building has just burst open, it's spilling people... 383 00:23:08,146 --> 00:23:10,229 It... it... it just kind of exploded! 384 00:23:11,271 --> 00:23:15,688 Jesus! It's an explosion of... of... of people! Oh, my God! 385 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,296 People are... are... they're getting trampled. 386 00:23:19,396 --> 00:23:22,353 These people are getting killed down there! 387 00:23:23,687 --> 00:23:26,045 Ken, do you see any police? 388 00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:30,293 Is anybody trying to restore order... down there? 389 00:23:30,393 --> 00:23:33,127 No! No... I don't see... Wait... wait... wait... wait... 390 00:23:33,227 --> 00:23:36,626 There's a... convoy of trucks... military vehicles... 391 00:23:36,726 --> 00:23:38,893 Where did they come from? What the hell... 392 00:23:39,893 --> 00:23:41,475 Helicopters... 393 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,208 There's a... 394 00:23:43,308 --> 00:23:45,934 helicopter at my 2 o'clock and one at... 395 00:23:46,059 --> 00:23:49,808 Holy shit, I gotta... I gotta back up outta here. 396 00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:53,041 Okay, Ken... Ken... Get safe! 397 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,998 Now you just... just try to get outta there. 398 00:23:56,097 --> 00:23:57,472 The road is blocked. 399 00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:04,539 There's definitely fatalities here... down there. People have just died, Grant. 400 00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:06,621 I... I don't know what the hell has just happened. 401 00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:09,831 Well, we're... we're gonna have to see if we can... 402 00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:11,038 - Grant... - Ken, what? 403 00:24:11,137 --> 00:24:14,014 Ken? Are you there, Ken? 404 00:24:14,596 --> 00:24:17,155 - We got nothing on this, Grant. - We gotta get some information... 405 00:24:17,179 --> 00:24:18,454 on what's clearly happening. 406 00:24:18,554 --> 00:24:20,912 - Christ, this is 5 km from here. - Not more than 3... 407 00:24:21,012 --> 00:24:23,410 5 km from the station itself. 408 00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:26,035 Don't say a lot, Grant We need to get this confirmed somehow. 409 00:24:26,135 --> 00:24:29,578 Something has happened at a doctor's office, here in Pontypool, 410 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:32,577 involving a possible riot. 411 00:24:32,677 --> 00:24:35,451 - I can't get through to the OPP. - Clearly, something has happened, 412 00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:36,576 here in Pontypool. 413 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,366 Okay, we've lost Ken. Go to break, 414 00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:40,443 - go to recap, Grant! - You heard Ken Loney describe... 415 00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:44,925 what he saw, or at least what he thinks he saw. 416 00:24:47,466 --> 00:24:49,490 You know, the french philosopher Roland Barthes... 417 00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:53,199 once described trauma as a news photo without a caption. 418 00:24:53,299 --> 00:24:57,924 And that, folks, is what I think we have here now. 419 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:04,948 Is Ken back? 420 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:05,905 We're trying. 421 00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,189 We're trying in getting Ken back, we're trying to reach the police. 422 00:25:08,213 --> 00:25:10,822 Grant, we still have nothing on the wire on this entire story. 423 00:25:10,922 --> 00:25:13,522 Laurel Ann and I are gonna work the phones. We're gonna work our sources. 424 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:16,361 We gonna try and find out something solid we can put on the air. 425 00:25:16,461 --> 00:25:18,002 Okay, and what do you want me to do? 426 00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:25,002 Well... "Lawrence and The Arabians" have... have come all this way. Yes, hi. 427 00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:27,735 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 428 00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:31,543 Grant, I don't need you to be a problem right now. 429 00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:34,984 But Sydney, Sydney, we got the hook, and you can't just cut the line like that! 430 00:25:35,084 --> 00:25:36,734 I just need you to do your job. 431 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:39,934 These 5 people, you're gonna interview them and then they're gonna sing a song... 432 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:41,275 Sydney, do you really think... 433 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:45,774 that this is what our audience is expecting to hear from us right now? 434 00:25:45,874 --> 00:25:48,817 So Laurel Ann and I will dig up a story on this, 435 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:52,415 that we can put on the air. Thank you. 436 00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:59,580 Okay. Okay, fine... let's do it! 437 00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:03,856 Let's find out how the fuck rehearsals are going in fucking Arabia! 438 00:26:03,955 --> 00:26:06,914 Come on, gang! Come on! 439 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:28,451 Listen to this, Rick. 440 00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:36,450 This is Lawrence of Arabia. 441 00:26:43,825 --> 00:26:46,145 Something's definitely happening, we can't just leave this. 442 00:26:46,198 --> 00:26:48,890 We can't go back on the air without something solid. 443 00:26:48,989 --> 00:26:52,322 Laurel Ann, find me somebody I can put on the air. 444 00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:54,347 Well, I've got Aline Freethy on line two. 445 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,799 She's hysterical, but she seems to be in the middle of things. 446 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:59,156 Okay, see if you can calm her down, see what she's got. 447 00:27:00,406 --> 00:27:02,822 Why isn't there anything, anywhere, on this? 448 00:27:04,196 --> 00:27:06,320 These are prior... Bedouin girls. 449 00:27:06,487 --> 00:27:08,094 Grant, we're trying for eye witness... 450 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,987 we'll have somebody for you when your singers are done. 451 00:27:12,738 --> 00:27:14,779 This is Osama bin Laden. 452 00:27:40,982 --> 00:27:42,482 Fuck you, Rick. 453 00:27:44,774 --> 00:27:50,089 Okay, now that was... Tony Burgess, Maureen Hinkle, Nancy Freethy, 454 00:27:50,189 --> 00:27:54,423 Jay Pullman and Colin Pullman singing "The Nefud Desert" 455 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:58,438 I can't remember how it ends, I can't remember how it ends... 456 00:28:00,438 --> 00:28:02,462 How what ends, Faraj? 457 00:28:02,562 --> 00:28:05,254 It just keeps starting over and over... and over and over... 458 00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:11,270 and it is not called 'The Lawrence and... the table' is it? No, not anymore... 459 00:28:27,934 --> 00:28:31,042 Okay, folks. I guess that's it. 460 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:34,668 Ok, I've got Steve Van Denzen. He's at the Mendez' office, 461 00:28:34,768 --> 00:28:37,648 and he's talking about a mob, or parade, or something. He's very excited. 462 00:28:37,725 --> 00:28:39,432 - Have you any word from Ken? - Nothing. 463 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:41,873 Shit! I'm gonna keep trying Roseland. 464 00:28:41,973 --> 00:28:44,349 See if you can get any straight talk from Van Denzen. 465 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:57,663 Sydney, there's something very weird going on with our... girl Faraj there. 466 00:28:57,762 --> 00:29:01,121 Ok, you were great, Grant! You did your job and... 467 00:29:01,221 --> 00:29:02,247 Didn't you hear? 468 00:29:02,347 --> 00:29:05,413 Yeah, I know you really wanted to stay with the story. 469 00:29:05,513 --> 00:29:08,162 I needed you to buy us some time, and I appreciate it. I really do. 470 00:29:08,262 --> 00:29:12,036 So... I have something now, and I'm tossing it all back at you. 471 00:29:12,136 --> 00:29:14,453 - Okay, great! What do you got? - There's still nothing... 472 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:16,369 anywhere on the wire regarding this mob scene, 473 00:29:16,469 --> 00:29:18,702 I've got ten eye witnesses in town. 474 00:29:18,801 --> 00:29:20,368 We're going live, with Steve Van Denzen. 475 00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:21,286 That's great! 476 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,701 - Fuck the wire if we've got eyes! - Okay, keep it hot, Grant! 477 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,009 Girl, you got it! Hit me! 478 00:29:28,468 --> 00:29:29,992 Any word from Ken? 479 00:29:30,092 --> 00:29:31,592 Nothing. 480 00:29:32,592 --> 00:29:33,741 Welcome back, folks... 481 00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:35,491 to our developing story... 482 00:29:35,591 --> 00:29:38,823 where it appears that hundreds of people have been involved in a riot, 483 00:29:38,923 --> 00:29:43,757 in and around the offices of Dr. John Mendez. 484 00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:48,072 You heard our own Ken Loney describe the violent scene. 485 00:29:48,172 --> 00:29:53,088 We now go t... live, to eye witness Steve Van Denzen. 486 00:29:53,255 --> 00:29:54,380 Steve? 487 00:29:57,422 --> 00:30:01,046 Steve? Steve Van Denzen? 488 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:05,986 Okay, I... I'm afraid we've lost the signal from... 489 00:30:06,086 --> 00:30:09,111 Steve Van Denzen. We'll try and return to him later, but... 490 00:30:09,211 --> 00:30:13,235 we have just had a report from a Pontypool resident, that confirms... 491 00:30:13,335 --> 00:30:17,277 indeed, a mob was spotted, earlier today... 492 00:30:17,377 --> 00:30:21,984 headed through town, headed toward the offices of Dr. John Mendez. 493 00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:23,652 Apparently they were moving... 494 00:30:23,751 --> 00:30:26,109 And... they... they... 495 00:30:26,209 --> 00:30:28,101 - we're still waiting to learn exactly... - Shit, I've lost my eye witness! 496 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:32,107 What motivated this crowd, this... this mob... 497 00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:33,858 - to organize in a seemingly... - Grant... 498 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,725 - spontaneous, fashion. - I think people are fucking with us. 499 00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:37,400 You know, it's... it's very difficult... 500 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,058 at this moment, to get a fix on what has happened, but clearly... 501 00:30:40,082 --> 00:30:44,148 Well, you heard our own reporter Ken Loney earlier... 502 00:30:44,248 --> 00:30:47,606 I don't know, Grant. I don't know, we can't get Ken back on the line. 503 00:30:47,705 --> 00:30:50,063 - We are still trying to, get... - This is completely... 504 00:30:50,163 --> 00:30:52,747 - Ken back on the line. - Fucked! I don't know what's going on! 505 00:30:52,872 --> 00:30:54,497 C.L.S.Y. 506 00:30:58,287 --> 00:31:00,329 Can you slow down? I can't understand what... 507 00:31:00,496 --> 00:31:02,161 - C.L.S.Y.? - Okay, hello? 508 00:31:05,328 --> 00:31:09,102 We have also learned that some of the perpetrators are speaking in bizarre ways. 509 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:11,436 They're babbling in ways that no one understands... 510 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:16,909 and we don't know if this is a way of... of, trying to terrorize people? We don't know. 511 00:31:17,034 --> 00:31:18,619 Hello, C.L.S.Y. 512 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:20,726 I'm sorry, what did you say? 513 00:31:20,826 --> 00:31:23,850 We still do not have an official version of these events... 514 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,883 - Okay, sounds good. - But it has been reported... 515 00:31:25,907 --> 00:31:28,224 - that up to 75 people are dead. - Sounds honest. 516 00:31:28,324 --> 00:31:29,517 - It is honest. - And... 517 00:31:29,616 --> 00:31:32,641 - at least twice that number are injured. - I've CBC and CFRB on the line, 518 00:31:32,741 --> 00:31:33,741 wanting to talk to you. 519 00:31:33,782 --> 00:31:36,723 We now take you to Constable Bob Roseland, 520 00:31:36,823 --> 00:31:40,556 of the Pontypool unit of the OPP. He's on the line, live. 521 00:31:40,655 --> 00:31:44,155 Constable Roseland, what's happening out there? 522 00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:49,139 At 7 o'clock this morning our officers answered a 911 call, 523 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:51,139 to the Golden Dawn facility, 524 00:31:51,239 --> 00:31:54,846 to discover a large number of people occupying the building. 525 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:58,845 They seemed to be trying to get into the elderly woman's room... 526 00:31:58,945 --> 00:32:02,761 and this woman has since died, from incidental injury... 527 00:32:02,861 --> 00:32:04,337 - Grant, apparently these people were... - as a result of people... 528 00:32:04,361 --> 00:32:06,546 - chanting something, a little creepy... - piling into her room. 529 00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:09,052 - Chanting something... - And what where they saying? 530 00:32:09,152 --> 00:32:12,302 They were repeated things this woman was saying. 531 00:32:12,402 --> 00:32:15,511 She's all senile, so she's babbling about Hitler... 532 00:32:15,610 --> 00:32:16,843 and some hurricane... 533 00:32:16,943 --> 00:32:18,336 - Crazy talk. Get off, Grant! - That killed her mother and father... 534 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,674 Okay, thank you, Constable Roseland. 535 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:25,984 Now, we are also hearing... about a herd... 536 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:31,648 Well, that's how it's been described: a herd of people... 537 00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:38,964 near the edge of the forest near Highway 26, in Edenvale. 538 00:32:39,064 --> 00:32:40,631 Where is Edenvale, Sydney? 539 00:32:40,731 --> 00:32:42,023 That's northwest. 540 00:32:42,523 --> 00:32:44,631 Now, Edenvale is northwest of us. 541 00:32:44,731 --> 00:32:47,422 And, also, between here and there, 542 00:32:47,522 --> 00:32:50,005 - in Phelpston, a couple... - Please, keep holding. Thank you. 543 00:32:50,105 --> 00:32:55,920 With their 2 young children had been trapped in their car, under a mountain... 544 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,704 - A mountain of people... - Okay. Apparently, Grant, I'm being told... 545 00:32:57,728 --> 00:32:59,287 by Rachel Jones, that these people were... 546 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,787 - Now, this sounds strange, folks... - imitating windshield wipers. 547 00:33:01,811 --> 00:33:04,971 - But this what's being reported to us. - Making the sound of windshield wipers. 548 00:33:06,143 --> 00:33:11,585 The police say they haven't been able to,...actually see the car in over an hour. 549 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:14,205 - Can I put your call on hold for a sec? - They sound like bugs. 550 00:33:14,851 --> 00:33:17,167 - Sydney, I've got BBC World on the line. - BBC? 551 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:18,952 There are a growing number of eye witness accounts, 552 00:33:18,976 --> 00:33:23,791 but we still have had nothing official. No, no press conference, has been held, 553 00:33:23,891 --> 00:33:25,651 - and we have no official statement. - Grant, 554 00:33:25,725 --> 00:33:27,557 I've got Nigel Healing for you. 555 00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:28,724 What? 556 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:31,241 Yes, Nigel Healing from the BBC. Don't talk to me, talk to him. 557 00:33:31,265 --> 00:33:34,039 Listen! It's our air, their air, they wanna go live. Let's just do it! 558 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,749 We're talking to Grant Mazzy, 559 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:41,956 the news radio anchor from Pontypool, Ontario in Canada, who broke this story. 560 00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:43,597 Mr. Mazzy, are you there? 561 00:33:45,929 --> 00:33:48,888 - Grant! - Yes, Nigel. Hi. 562 00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:54,996 Mr. Mazzy, is it true that French-Canadian soldiers have set up road blocks... 563 00:33:55,096 --> 00:33:58,371 preventing people from leaving and entering your area... 564 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,071 - in rural Canada. - I haven’t heard anything... 565 00:34:00,095 --> 00:34:02,571 about this, Grant. I don't think he knows what he's talking about. 566 00:34:02,595 --> 00:34:06,369 And if so, does this have anything to do with your country's history... 567 00:34:06,468 --> 00:34:08,634 of separatist terror groups? 568 00:34:09,509 --> 00:34:11,384 Well... 569 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:15,826 Nigel, none of that is true. 570 00:34:15,926 --> 00:34:19,992 The military, of course, is... is rumored to be involved, 571 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:24,408 and, of course, the police are responding as we speak, but... 572 00:34:24,507 --> 00:34:28,448 from what we can tell there's nothing organized... 573 00:34:28,548 --> 00:34:34,241 nothing political... certainly not terrorist, or... or... or separatist. 574 00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:39,905 But... Mr. Mazzy, this certainly looks like an insurgency of some kind. 575 00:34:40,005 --> 00:34:42,905 Large groups of people are involved. 576 00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:48,029 But, if it's not organized, as you say, and it's not political, 577 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:50,904 then can you help our viewers... 578 00:34:51,004 --> 00:34:54,820 at home understand exactly what it is we've been reporting on? 579 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,419 He's good. 580 00:34:57,503 --> 00:35:03,194 Nigel, the honest truth is that no one has officially come out ahead on this. 581 00:35:03,294 --> 00:35:07,484 We... simply do not know. 582 00:35:07,584 --> 00:35:08,584 There you have it. 583 00:35:08,668 --> 00:35:12,443 A series of strange riots and violent mob scenes... 584 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:17,859 in rural Canada, that no one, I repeat, no one can explain. 585 00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:21,191 Meanwhile, reports persist that French-Canadian riot police... 586 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:24,749 have been called in to crush this insurgency. 587 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,899 Fuck you, Nigel! He knows nothing! 588 00:35:27,999 --> 00:35:29,083 Where are you? 589 00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:33,914 Okay, I'm gonna pass you through to Syd. 590 00:35:34,622 --> 00:35:36,830 - I've got Ken. - Ken! 591 00:35:37,164 --> 00:35:41,538 That was Nigel Healing from our affiliate station, BBC. 592 00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:46,063 We now go to Ken Loney, live in the field in Pontypool. 593 00:35:46,163 --> 00:35:48,271 Our reporter Ken Loney. 594 00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:50,162 Ken? Ken? Are you there, Ken? 595 00:35:51,662 --> 00:35:52,854 Yes... 596 00:35:52,954 --> 00:35:54,995 Yes, I'm here. 597 00:35:55,869 --> 00:35:58,203 Send someone, I'm not safe here. 598 00:35:58,702 --> 00:36:00,102 Not safe where, Ken? 599 00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:01,761 Oh, don't say where he is, in case something happens... 600 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,060 at the grain silo. I'm near the train tracks. 601 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,352 It's a big silo, not the little ones. 602 00:36:06,452 --> 00:36:10,285 I ran here from the entrance of the Imecan National Park. 603 00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:13,766 They came after me... You gotta send police. 604 00:36:13,866 --> 00:36:15,341 There's no contact with the police, Grant. 605 00:36:15,365 --> 00:36:17,033 There's no reaching the police. 606 00:36:17,449 --> 00:36:20,158 Can you tell us what happened? What's happening there, Ken? 607 00:36:20,782 --> 00:36:22,783 I'll tell you this... 608 00:36:23,075 --> 00:36:24,574 I just saw... 609 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:30,681 I've seen things today that are gonna ruin the rest of my natural life, Grant... 610 00:36:30,781 --> 00:36:34,488 and I'm... I'm scared... I'm scared... 611 00:36:35,905 --> 00:36:38,737 Ken... Ken, listen to me. 612 00:36:40,572 --> 00:36:43,512 It sounds like you're okay, where you are, 613 00:36:43,612 --> 00:36:46,304 so don't move, and you just stay there, 614 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:47,713 - and we're gonna... - They're like cannibals, 615 00:36:47,737 --> 00:36:52,236 some of them are naked, and... they're like dogs. 616 00:36:52,986 --> 00:36:59,694 Their eyes... that look... it's just... startled, wild... 617 00:37:01,444 --> 00:37:02,802 Oh God, Grant! 618 00:37:02,902 --> 00:37:05,010 - Okay Ken, listen... listen... - No, no, no! 619 00:37:05,110 --> 00:37:07,342 You don't understand, I'm looking... 620 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:10,084 through a little door, there's a little door at the base of the door... 621 00:37:10,108 --> 00:37:14,067 some kind a... a cat door, or something. And I can... I can see the...... 622 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:19,774 Okay... let me move so I can see the... 623 00:37:20,192 --> 00:37:21,441 No! 624 00:37:21,691 --> 00:37:26,589 Look Out! Oh God, they're... they're pulling 2 people out of a van. 625 00:37:26,689 --> 00:37:27,874 Who are they, Ken? Who are they? 626 00:37:27,898 --> 00:37:30,938 There's a bunch of them, they're... they're people, but... but they're crazy. 627 00:37:31,023 --> 00:37:35,547 They're... they're pulling these 2 out of the van. Oh, my God! 628 00:37:35,647 --> 00:37:37,588 They're... they're biting them! 629 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:38,588 They're... 630 00:37:38,688 --> 00:37:42,147 actually carrying them to the ground in their mouths! 631 00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,461 I can't... 632 00:37:48,561 --> 00:37:52,310 I can't see, they're... they're biting, there's just biting, they look like, a... 633 00:37:52,644 --> 00:37:55,461 a school of fish, like a frenzy... or a piranha. 634 00:37:55,561 --> 00:37:57,977 It's almost as if... like... 635 00:37:58,602 --> 00:37:59,703 It's just what it looks like... 636 00:37:59,727 --> 00:38:03,751 It really looks like these people are trying to climb, or eat their way inside! 637 00:38:03,851 --> 00:38:07,474 They're so desperate, like they have to be inside... 638 00:38:08,224 --> 00:38:12,834 One has his entire leg and another his arm... it's right inside... 639 00:38:12,934 --> 00:38:14,000 Stop this, Grant! 640 00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,367 - Now they're pulling themselves apart! - Okay Grant, stop this now! 641 00:38:16,391 --> 00:38:18,058 Fuck! 642 00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:21,915 Oh shit! He heard that... one of them looked over. 643 00:38:22,015 --> 00:38:26,264 He heard me. Oh, he's coming. Holy shit! I gotta hide! He's running! He's running! 644 00:38:30,556 --> 00:38:32,430 Ken, get out of there. 645 00:38:32,889 --> 00:38:38,763 Ken? Ken, it's Grant. Are you... are you injured? Have you've been hurt? 646 00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:41,845 No. 647 00:38:42,512 --> 00:38:48,261 No. I'm... just lying here. I'm in the dark. 648 00:38:48,386 --> 00:38:51,328 It... It crashed through the wall, it was... 649 00:38:51,428 --> 00:38:54,202 - Huh... Mary Gault's boy. - Oh my God. 650 00:38:54,302 --> 00:38:56,410 - Her big teenager Jessie, or Jake... - Jessie... 651 00:38:56,510 --> 00:38:59,659 or something? It was him. He... he had no hands... 652 00:38:59,759 --> 00:39:02,591 - The kid had no hands... - Grant, let's stop this now! 653 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,568 - What's he doing now? - Not on the air, Grant. 654 00:39:06,592 --> 00:39:09,283 I'm not gonna listen to somebody get killed on the air. 655 00:39:09,383 --> 00:39:11,508 He's looking at me... 656 00:39:12,299 --> 00:39:17,490 I think he can't move... He must've... broken some bones. 657 00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:22,798 I can see his eyes... He can't move... Wait, wait... 658 00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:26,881 - I think he's... hang on... - No. 659 00:39:27,006 --> 00:39:30,922 Ken, whatever you do, don't go near him. 660 00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:39,545 He's... he's whispering something. He's... he's saying something... 661 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:43,029 I'm gonna get closer and see if I can just hear what he is saying... 662 00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:45,671 No, I wouldn't do that, Ken. 663 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,873 What the hell was that? 664 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,773 - Ken? - They cut into our signal! 665 00:40:18,873 --> 00:40:21,024 Ken? Do we still have Ken? 666 00:40:21,123 --> 00:40:24,230 - No, we've lost Ken. - We've lost Ken, folks. 667 00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:26,773 We are working on a translation of... 668 00:40:26,873 --> 00:40:30,288 of the message we just received live on the air. 669 00:40:30,454 --> 00:40:33,103 It's something about "avoid family members"... 670 00:40:33,203 --> 00:40:36,187 "Talk only to babies"... It's crazy shit. 671 00:40:36,287 --> 00:40:40,396 - However, working on a translation. - Okay, I've got it! 672 00:40:40,496 --> 00:40:41,496 It's on your screen. 673 00:40:41,579 --> 00:40:44,270 Okay, we have the translation. Now, I'm gonna read this, 674 00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:47,769 reminding our listeners that the source has not yet been identified... 675 00:40:47,869 --> 00:40:50,310 and early analysis has identified... 676 00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,785 this as possibly a hoax of some kind. 677 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:58,368 And I remind you that the source was not us, and indeed, we do not know the source. 678 00:41:00,075 --> 00:41:05,616 For Your Safety, Please Avoid Contacts With Close Family Members 679 00:41:06,658 --> 00:41:08,224 And Restrain From The Following: 680 00:41:08,324 --> 00:41:10,849 All Terms Of Endearment, 681 00:41:10,949 --> 00:41:15,515 - Such As "Honey" Or "Sweetheart" - Sidney... Yeah Bob, What Up? 682 00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:19,864 When You Talk With Young Children, And Rhetorical Discourse. 683 00:41:20,823 --> 00:41:26,113 For Greater Safety, Please Avoid The English Language. 684 00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:31,029 Please, Do Not Translate This Message. 685 00:41:36,112 --> 00:41:37,445 What've you got? 686 00:41:40,737 --> 00:41:45,443 That was Bob Roseland. He said we have to stay inside. 687 00:41:46,193 --> 00:41:48,235 Pontypool's under quarantine. 688 00:41:48,485 --> 00:41:50,944 Everybody's have to stay inside at all times. 689 00:41:58,025 --> 00:41:59,508 Did you get...? 690 00:41:59,608 --> 00:42:00,982 Hello. Hello. 691 00:42:01,691 --> 00:42:02,734 - Did you get that? - Ken? 692 00:42:03,441 --> 00:42:05,966 I'm sending you some audio with my phone. 693 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,507 - Thank God, Ken! Are you there? - Did you get that? 694 00:42:08,607 --> 00:42:09,854 No, Ken, I didn't get that. 695 00:42:09,955 --> 00:42:11,840 I didn't, I don't get anything right now. 696 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:16,799 Okay, okay, listen, I'm gonna... I'm gonna try that again. Okay, listen... 697 00:42:16,899 --> 00:42:19,648 and... and... and keep in mind... picture this... 698 00:42:20,188 --> 00:42:26,796 This is what you... you're about to hear is coming from Mary Gault's big teenage boy. 699 00:42:26,896 --> 00:42:29,923 He's lying here, in the dark, with his body... 700 00:42:30,022 --> 00:42:33,129 It's broken to pieces, and his wrists. I... I can see them... They're stumps. 701 00:42:33,229 --> 00:42:36,770 They're not stumps, they're pointing up... at his sides. 702 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,711 No, Grant! What are we doing? 703 00:42:38,811 --> 00:42:40,685 Listen... listen... listen... listen... 704 00:42:49,227 --> 00:42:57,219 Mommy... Mommy... Help me... 705 00:42:58,058 --> 00:43:04,041 Help me... Mommy... Help me... 706 00:43:04,141 --> 00:43:06,891 Help me please... 707 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,007 Did you hear that? 708 00:43:11,108 --> 00:43:14,123 I do not even know how he's doing that. 709 00:43:14,223 --> 00:43:20,889 It sounds like there's a... a child is screaming inside his breath... 710 00:43:21,763 --> 00:43:25,472 - Is this actually happening, Ken? - Easy, Grant. Easy! 711 00:43:31,012 --> 00:43:35,594 Alright. That was our own Ken Loney. 712 00:43:40,387 --> 00:43:41,637 What? 713 00:43:41,803 --> 00:43:45,744 That was our own Ken... Ken Loney... 714 00:43:45,844 --> 00:43:49,660 You're on the radio, ain't cha... interviewing... 715 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,159 - You are on the radio, you big... - a screaming baby... 716 00:43:53,259 --> 00:43:58,992 coming from Mary Gault's eldest son's last dying gasps. 717 00:43:59,092 --> 00:44:00,908 Mazzy in the morning... 718 00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:02,258 - Grant. - What? 719 00:44:02,508 --> 00:44:05,491 Grant... fish, there were gold fish in it. 720 00:44:05,591 --> 00:44:09,298 There was a little baby... A tiny little baby... 721 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,506 - Grant! - What? 722 00:44:18,464 --> 00:44:24,380 Hey, Grant. Listen to this. BBC is going wide with the Mendez story. 723 00:44:25,588 --> 00:44:29,086 He just said "Honey". He just said "Honey, the missing cat poster". 724 00:44:30,211 --> 00:44:32,378 - What? - He said "Honey" the missing... 725 00:44:34,086 --> 00:44:36,254 "Honey, the missing cat", Grant? 726 00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:45,459 Grant? 727 00:44:46,502 --> 00:44:52,291 Oh, jeez. Laurel Ann, let's go out. School closures... 5, 4... 728 00:45:04,332 --> 00:45:08,872 Are you finding this funny, Syd? Are you laughing? 729 00:45:10,372 --> 00:45:12,148 It's not a joke, Grant. 730 00:45:12,248 --> 00:45:14,789 Honey, I'm beginning to think this is not a joke. 731 00:45:16,706 --> 00:45:19,372 Grant, everything that I've got looks real. 732 00:45:20,163 --> 00:45:21,747 The cat? 733 00:45:22,162 --> 00:45:24,479 Well, Nigel Healing said, apparently... 734 00:45:24,579 --> 00:45:28,704 "Nigel Healing said, apparently"... Can you fucking hear yourself?! 735 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,911 Don't yell at me, Grant! 736 00:45:38,494 --> 00:45:39,619 I'm sorry... 737 00:45:42,035 --> 00:45:48,534 Syd... you know I'm having... lots of trouble here... believing this. 738 00:45:49,908 --> 00:45:52,782 I know, Grant. I know. Me too, okay? 739 00:45:52,992 --> 00:45:55,726 I mean, is somebody... pulling my leg, are they... 740 00:45:55,825 --> 00:45:59,157 like... taking a piss out of me? You know? 741 00:46:00,449 --> 00:46:03,240 Like it's some kinda stunt? 742 00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:08,156 Well, there's some dead people. 743 00:46:09,699 --> 00:46:11,698 A pretty big number, I think. 744 00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:20,887 Look, I gotta get outta here, okay? 745 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:24,095 I'm having a lot of trouble believing that this is actually happening, ok? 746 00:46:24,195 --> 00:46:27,221 So... I'm just gonna get outta here for a minute. 747 00:46:27,321 --> 00:46:29,761 Grant. Grant, I just need you to sit back down... 748 00:46:29,861 --> 00:46:33,177 You stay there, okay? I need you in your chair. You need to sit back down. 749 00:46:33,277 --> 00:46:35,401 Okay, we've got crickets. 750 00:46:36,152 --> 00:46:37,877 - Laurel Ann, go to pre-tape. - What pre-tape? 751 00:46:37,901 --> 00:46:41,568 I don't care! Anything, just go to pre-tape! Wait... where you going? 752 00:46:52,317 --> 00:46:55,840 Hey... you know, I need you back in the chair, okay? 753 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,173 I never did this. Oh, man. 754 00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:01,382 I gotta go outside, and... take a look at... 755 00:47:01,482 --> 00:47:02,731 Grant? 756 00:47:04,107 --> 00:47:06,590 Grant, I can't have dead air! 757 00:47:06,689 --> 00:47:10,439 Sydney, does this have something to do with me? 758 00:47:11,021 --> 00:47:12,589 What are you talking about? 759 00:47:12,688 --> 00:47:18,979 This! I mean... why? Why are they carrying dead cat pictures, huh? 760 00:47:20,855 --> 00:47:22,854 I mean, this is me going crazy. 761 00:47:23,895 --> 00:47:28,128 You know, I need to feel that there's something solid. I need to confirm... 762 00:47:28,228 --> 00:47:32,503 I need to... to know that there's more happening to everyone,... 763 00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:35,852 then than what's happening to just me, you know? 764 00:47:36,726 --> 00:47:37,543 Grant, come on! 765 00:47:37,642 --> 00:47:40,310 You! You are fucking with me! 766 00:47:40,809 --> 00:47:42,459 You are fucking with my head! 767 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:45,851 And you! Don't you fuck with me! 768 00:47:52,932 --> 00:47:56,224 Grant! Grant, come on! 769 00:47:56,433 --> 00:47:57,723 It's dangerous! 770 00:47:58,182 --> 00:48:01,099 - Don't go, Grant! There's people dying. - People are dying, Grant. 771 00:48:01,474 --> 00:48:04,389 I gotta take a look out there. I gotta see what's going on out there! 772 00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:06,930 Don't go in the blizzard... I need you on the radio! 773 00:48:07,972 --> 00:48:09,746 Don't walk out on me, Grant! 774 00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:11,597 Please, I need you! 775 00:48:12,138 --> 00:48:13,247 Shit! 776 00:48:13,347 --> 00:48:16,180 Fine, just fucking fall apart! 777 00:48:16,555 --> 00:48:19,412 There nothing... Just a cold, cold, cold day. 778 00:48:19,512 --> 00:48:20,786 Oh, shit! 779 00:48:20,886 --> 00:48:21,745 What're you looking at? 780 00:48:21,845 --> 00:48:23,220 Shit! Move! 781 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,529 "Don't you walk out on me, Grant" "Please, I need you". 782 00:48:27,553 --> 00:48:29,635 - What was that? - We have an enemy, sir. 783 00:48:30,885 --> 00:48:32,719 Laurel Ann, 'we've got an enemy'? 784 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,718 Okay, what's going on? 785 00:48:36,009 --> 00:48:38,218 Those are my words... 786 00:48:38,633 --> 00:48:39,676 Those are my words... 787 00:48:41,759 --> 00:48:43,259 What is going on?! 788 00:48:44,384 --> 00:48:45,783 - I'm scared! - Sydney, listen... 789 00:48:45,883 --> 00:48:48,533 I'm scared, too. You're cut! 790 00:48:48,632 --> 00:48:51,450 - Laurel Ann, we've got a first aid kit? - Yeah, okay. 791 00:48:51,550 --> 00:48:53,408 - What's going on? - Sydney, focus here. 792 00:48:53,508 --> 00:48:56,132 Focus. Look at me. Where're your kids? 793 00:48:56,507 --> 00:48:58,257 They're with him. They're in the city. 794 00:48:58,715 --> 00:49:00,835 That's a hundred kilometers away. They're safe, right? 795 00:49:01,797 --> 00:49:02,797 Oh, God. Yeah. 796 00:49:02,839 --> 00:49:04,689 They're safe, okay. We've got work to do. I'm going back on the radio. 797 00:49:04,713 --> 00:49:07,405 This is a hell of a shift, Sydney. What's up first? 798 00:49:07,505 --> 00:49:08,654 Obituaries. 799 00:49:08,754 --> 00:49:10,531 Obituaries? Okay, but I've got nothing taped. 800 00:49:10,630 --> 00:49:11,864 Then we'll go live! 801 00:49:11,964 --> 00:49:14,046 Live! That's what I wanna hear. Let's go! 802 00:49:18,670 --> 00:49:19,670 "Gwendolyn Parker... 803 00:49:19,752 --> 00:49:24,503 was taken from this life in her 45th year by her beloved husband Stanley... 804 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:28,195 who left this world suddenly, at the hands of family members Fiona and Michael, 805 00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:33,709 who then died at each other's hands in their 12th and 17th years respectively". 806 00:49:34,251 --> 00:49:37,110 "Janice Gwynne has departed from her abiding husband... 807 00:49:37,210 --> 00:49:39,817 and by his own hand, in her 34th year of her life". 808 00:49:39,917 --> 00:49:43,375 Jack Gwynne survived long enough to add four names... 809 00:49:43,916 --> 00:49:46,484 Paul Hieghton, 43, Alice Hieghton, 42, 810 00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:50,109 Brenda Hieghton, 12, and young Jesse Hieghton, 10... 811 00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:54,915 to a list of passages before himself losing his life as a result of an accident". 812 00:49:56,082 --> 00:49:59,939 "Greg Olan, 56, has been killed by Yolanda Olan, 61... 813 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,439 who also removed Frieda Olan, 81... 814 00:50:02,538 --> 00:50:05,378 Patsy Owen, 12, John Freethy, 33, Peter Stamp, 38 and Leslie Reid, 42... 815 00:50:08,331 --> 00:50:13,020 who had, between them, caused the untimely passings of Joel Froth, 67, 816 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,479 Sandra Weydon, 23... Tim Drummond, 17... 817 00:50:15,578 --> 00:50:17,895 Cynthia Drummond, 46... Darren Drummond, 51... 818 00:50:17,995 --> 00:50:20,911 and Alicia Drummond, 91". 819 00:50:21,411 --> 00:50:25,353 "The Drummond's were survived on Cynthia's side by the Hindman family,... 820 00:50:25,453 --> 00:50:27,952 until shortly before noon today... 821 00:50:28,576 --> 00:50:30,761 when they were sadly removed from this world by a bus... 822 00:50:30,785 --> 00:50:34,243 driven by the recently departed Brenda Lockland, 43... 823 00:50:35,242 --> 00:50:39,866 which was missed, briefly, by her husband, Gary, 37... now deceased". 824 00:50:40,490 --> 00:50:43,491 You are listening to "In the Mourning" on CLSY Radio. 825 00:50:45,575 --> 00:50:49,490 "David and Susan Varier Jones married for 51 years... 826 00:50:49,865 --> 00:50:52,146 died suddenly in each other's arms, by each other's grip". 827 00:50:52,573 --> 00:50:53,906 Are you listening to this? 828 00:50:55,031 --> 00:50:56,906 I'm really trying not to... 829 00:50:59,157 --> 00:51:01,864 Shit! I left my cell phone in the sound booth. 830 00:51:03,364 --> 00:51:04,947 I wanna talk to the kids. 831 00:51:05,822 --> 00:51:07,547 When he's got them, he turns the cell phone off. 832 00:51:07,571 --> 00:51:09,779 Or doesn't pick up, I don't know. 833 00:51:10,529 --> 00:51:11,862 He's a jerk. 834 00:51:16,444 --> 00:51:21,902 So, did anything... this crazy ever happen to you in Afghanistan? 835 00:51:23,652 --> 00:51:27,735 No. Sir. I believe the situation I brought back in my head. 836 00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:35,358 What do you... what do you mean? 837 00:51:37,483 --> 00:51:39,193 I don't really know. 838 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:45,149 I'm gonna go see if Mr. Mazzy's missing. 839 00:51:47,149 --> 00:51:52,216 Missing... missing... missing 840 00:51:52,316 --> 00:51:58,730 I mean, Mr. Mazzy... Mr. Mazzy's missing, as in 'he's not here'. 841 00:51:59,231 --> 00:52:01,272 Well, honey. He's in the sound booth. 842 00:52:01,854 --> 00:52:04,938 - Yes, I know... I just... - Ok? 843 00:52:07,229 --> 00:52:09,021 I'm gonna, I'm gonna go... 844 00:52:46,015 --> 00:52:47,432 Excuse me? 845 00:52:49,515 --> 00:52:52,497 Sorry, please don't be alarmed. I'm Dr. John Mendez. 846 00:52:52,597 --> 00:52:53,831 I've not had a lot of time... 847 00:52:53,931 --> 00:52:55,115 I've literally been crawling... 848 00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:57,659 on my hands and knees throughout town, all over... and... and... 849 00:52:58,181 --> 00:53:04,138 OK, don't say anything, okay? Oh boy! 850 00:53:04,554 --> 00:53:06,179 She's has just started doing this. 851 00:53:06,804 --> 00:53:10,304 Sorry, I'm a doctor. We should slip out. 852 00:53:11,179 --> 00:53:13,328 Laurel Ann? Laurel Ann, honey. Are you okay? 853 00:53:13,428 --> 00:53:17,869 No, no. It's time to go and keep moving. She'll follow our voices. We have to... 854 00:53:17,969 --> 00:53:19,203 What's that? 855 00:53:19,302 --> 00:53:20,302 It's the sound booth. 856 00:53:20,385 --> 00:53:22,617 Life boat! Let's go! 857 00:53:22,717 --> 00:53:29,592 Mr. Mendez is missing Mazzy... No! No, I'm Missy Mazzy and I have to... 858 00:53:31,426 --> 00:53:33,401 We just need to get a bit of lead time a head of her. 859 00:53:33,425 --> 00:53:34,526 Don't worry. She doesn't have a voice... 860 00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,507 - What's wrong with her? - Hurry, hurry, hurry! 861 00:53:39,924 --> 00:53:41,257 Grant! Grant! 862 00:53:42,549 --> 00:53:46,007 - It's Dr. John Mendez. - Mendez? 863 00:53:47,132 --> 00:53:48,907 You had the building that exploded? 864 00:53:49,007 --> 00:53:50,864 I think he probably has quite a story to tell. 865 00:53:50,964 --> 00:53:52,439 Doctor, would you like to have a seat? 866 00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:53,689 - You mean, on the radio? - Yeah. 867 00:53:53,713 --> 00:53:55,881 Oh, yes, I have a story one to tell. 868 00:53:57,131 --> 00:54:01,113 No, guys. Wait! I'm not missing anymore. I don't miss Mr. Mazzy... 869 00:54:01,213 --> 00:54:02,480 I think it might be a little bit more interesting... 870 00:54:02,504 --> 00:54:04,172 than with Nigel Healing, huh? 871 00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:07,778 - What going on? - Your friend is sick. 872 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:09,278 I've seen a lot of this lately. 873 00:54:09,378 --> 00:54:12,045 She doesn't know it yet, but... she's hunting us. 874 00:54:12,545 --> 00:54:16,044 I don't miss Mr. Mazzy. I'm not missing anymore. Sydney! 875 00:54:25,709 --> 00:54:27,144 - She doesn't look... - Hey, come on! 876 00:54:27,168 --> 00:54:28,935 We can't just leave her out there. I wanna talk to her, Grant, 877 00:54:28,959 --> 00:54:29,858 - put the sound out... - No, no, no, no, no! 878 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:32,025 Let's leave the sound sealed in here with us... 879 00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:35,166 She might lose track of where we are, if she can't hear us. 880 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,106 You are listening to 'The Beacon'. 881 00:54:48,206 --> 00:54:53,747 We are holding our own here today, and we are taking no prisoners, friends. 882 00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:58,663 However, today we are those prisoners. We are tired and we are scared. 883 00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:02,812 But, we have live with us Dr. John Mendez. 884 00:55:02,912 --> 00:55:04,604 Now, you may know him, 885 00:55:04,704 --> 00:55:08,603 or you may recall our own Ken Loney's vivid account... 886 00:55:08,703 --> 00:55:14,785 of the violence that took place, when the mob destroyed his practice. 887 00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:17,937 Now, Dr. Mendez, we're looking to you. 888 00:55:18,037 --> 00:55:22,851 You've had some special experience with these... with these events. 889 00:55:22,951 --> 00:55:26,534 We would like any insights that you can provide... 890 00:55:30,074 --> 00:55:32,433 Laurel Ann, don't do that! Stop! 891 00:55:32,533 --> 00:55:35,867 Oh, she is rooting for voices. Huh-huh. This will grow vicious. 892 00:55:39,782 --> 00:55:46,264 I should mention that, sadly... very sadly, our own 'Homecoming Hero', 893 00:55:46,364 --> 00:55:48,514 Laurel Ann Drummond, 894 00:55:48,614 --> 00:55:54,155 is right now experiencing some kind of... dangerous seizures. 895 00:55:54,863 --> 00:55:57,154 I've seen this, what your friend's experiencing. 896 00:55:59,113 --> 00:56:00,780 Ok... can I? Ok. 897 00:56:01,362 --> 00:56:04,945 I've seen elements of this. She doesn't have a victim yet... 898 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:09,427 So I'm not sure how this will end. I mean... A victim suicides. 899 00:56:09,527 --> 00:56:12,094 But.. the victim needs a victim to suicide into. 900 00:56:12,193 --> 00:56:14,094 I know this is horribly upsetting to you, 901 00:56:14,193 --> 00:56:17,235 and I'm sorry to be the bearer of such disturbing news, but... 902 00:56:17,860 --> 00:56:19,044 - Sydney. - I've seen this violent behaviour... 903 00:56:19,068 --> 00:56:20,467 at my office all morning. 904 00:56:20,567 --> 00:56:21,884 Yeah... Okay, we're going live. 905 00:56:21,984 --> 00:56:24,883 - I've got Ken. - Okay, thank you Dr. Mendez. 906 00:56:24,983 --> 00:56:26,133 We are now going to our... 907 00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:31,775 own reporter, Ken Loney, live in the field. He's in a grain silo near Pontypool. 908 00:56:31,941 --> 00:56:32,966 Are you there, Ken? 909 00:56:33,066 --> 00:56:37,757 I'm here... Ken Loney, reporting from inside the grain silo. 910 00:56:37,857 --> 00:56:40,424 And we were very worried about you, Ken. 911 00:56:40,524 --> 00:56:46,147 I think I... I'm okay, but... the person that was in here with me, he has died. 912 00:56:47,648 --> 00:56:49,588 Have you been there all this time? 913 00:56:49,688 --> 00:56:51,005 Yeah, I... I haven't moved, 914 00:56:51,104 --> 00:56:55,338 but... you can hear... crowds, from time to time, passing by outside. 915 00:56:55,438 --> 00:56:57,663 Can you hear what they're saying? Are they saying anything? 916 00:56:57,687 --> 00:57:02,085 Yeah, I have... you can hear them. A group went by about an hour ago... 917 00:57:02,185 --> 00:57:05,145 and they were talking about...... "U-boats" 918 00:57:05,311 --> 00:57:08,711 Well, they weren't talking, really... They were just sort of... chanting... 919 00:57:08,811 --> 00:57:11,710 Something about "Look out for U-boats". 920 00:57:11,810 --> 00:57:14,852 "Look out for U-boats". "Look out for U-boats". 921 00:57:16,518 --> 00:57:18,043 Where they all saying this, Ken? 922 00:57:18,142 --> 00:57:21,083 Yeah, yeah, all of them... it's a symbol of the disorder. 923 00:57:21,183 --> 00:57:23,959 A 'symbol' of the disorder? You mean... a 'symptom'... 924 00:57:24,058 --> 00:57:29,682 It a simple......it... I have a problem. 925 00:57:29,933 --> 00:57:32,791 What's happening there, Ken? Do you need to get to someplace safer? 926 00:57:32,891 --> 00:57:35,349 No, no... that's not it... I... I... 927 00:57:35,766 --> 00:57:36,874 What's going on, Ken? 928 00:57:36,974 --> 00:57:40,597 It's gonna... it's gonna sound weird... I can't stop thinking. 929 00:57:42,431 --> 00:57:44,389 Do you have a 'sample'? 930 00:57:44,764 --> 00:57:49,122 You said sample? A... a sample of what? 931 00:57:49,222 --> 00:57:53,263 Just... a sample, I think a simple kinda sample... 932 00:57:55,178 --> 00:58:00,303 You hear what I'm saying? I need to.. I can't stop... sample... 933 00:58:01,553 --> 00:58:03,162 It's so sample... 934 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:07,077 sample... of what I'm trying... sample of what I'm trying to say... 935 00:58:07,177 --> 00:58:10,510 - Just try to stay calm, Ken. - I can't what I'm trying to say, 936 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,993 - Grant, Grant... - Ken... 937 00:58:14,092 --> 00:58:17,092 - Ken? - I'm just gonna try to... try to... 938 00:58:18,635 --> 00:58:20,951 - Can you think? - I can't, I can not... 939 00:58:21,050 --> 00:58:22,700 Let's stick to simple questions, simple! 940 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,617 Simple questions, simple... 941 00:58:24,717 --> 00:58:26,383 simple... simple... 942 00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:29,240 That's it, he's gone. This is what he is now... 943 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,990 He's just a crude radio signal. 944 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,090 He's seeking. 945 00:58:32,173 --> 00:58:38,882 Simple, simple, simple... Simple, simple, simple... 946 00:58:39,131 --> 00:58:43,531 I think it's time to say goodbye, Grant, to our man in the 'Sunshine Chopper'. 947 00:58:43,631 --> 00:58:45,881 Simple, simple, simple... 948 00:58:46,171 --> 00:58:50,504 Allright. Goodbye, Ken. Goodbye from all of us, 949 00:58:51,379 --> 00:58:57,379 everyone listening, I hope you can hear me, Ken. Goodbye. 950 00:59:03,461 --> 00:59:08,292 He's gone. Well, I mean. He's gone... somewhere. 951 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,418 I'm so sorry, Sydney. 952 00:59:14,002 --> 00:59:20,250 Ken was... he was a... he was a... a really good friend of yours, wasn't he? 953 00:59:20,876 --> 00:59:23,499 No, he's a... he wasn't a friend... 954 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:26,358 Ken Loney was a pedophile. 955 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:29,315 I mean, not really a pedophile. 956 00:59:29,415 --> 00:59:32,832 We just never let our kids go anywhere near him. 957 00:59:33,332 --> 00:59:39,289 It's just... I shoud've not known him 17 years. 958 00:59:42,122 --> 00:59:45,454 It's just... such a long, long time. 959 00:59:52,622 --> 00:59:54,079 Shit! 960 00:59:55,829 --> 00:59:59,077 I wasn't a very good bucket. 961 01:00:05,243 --> 01:00:06,619 What's this now? 962 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,075 We're on, sir. 963 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:21,450 Folks, we're still here and huh... 964 01:00:21,825 --> 01:00:24,724 little Laurel Ann has joined us again. 965 01:00:24,824 --> 01:00:28,224 And... anyway she's......looking... worse. 966 01:00:28,324 --> 01:00:30,640 She... she looks like, she's been... 967 01:00:30,740 --> 01:00:33,181 - trying to eat something. - Stop it. 968 01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:35,073 You sure she can't hear us? 969 01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:37,530 No. No, she can't. 970 01:00:40,113 --> 01:00:41,780 Can she read lips? 971 01:00:42,738 --> 01:00:43,987 Good question... 972 01:00:46,863 --> 01:00:47,863 Read lips... 973 01:00:47,946 --> 01:00:48,988 What? 974 01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:54,528 Their timing, that's a very interesting thing you just said. Can they read lips? 975 01:00:55,111 --> 01:00:59,860 Really? I know,...interesting how? How? 976 01:01:01,152 --> 01:01:03,219 I should yet... remind our listeners, 977 01:01:03,319 --> 01:01:06,511 - we are talking to... - No! No, it can't be... 978 01:01:06,611 --> 01:01:09,401 Can't be, it's impossible! 979 01:01:09,651 --> 01:01:11,484 What's impossible, Doctor? 980 01:01:11,609 --> 01:01:14,567 It's viral, that much is clear. 981 01:01:14,984 --> 01:01:16,924 But... not of the blood. 982 01:01:17,024 --> 01:01:22,857 Of blood, not in the air. Not on, or even in, our bodies. 983 01:01:24,483 --> 01:01:26,065 It is here! 984 01:01:28,566 --> 01:01:29,774 Where? 985 01:01:34,064 --> 01:01:35,896 It is in words. 986 01:01:37,188 --> 01:01:38,421 Not all words... 987 01:01:38,521 --> 01:01:40,171 Not all speaking... 988 01:01:40,271 --> 01:01:41,896 But in some. 989 01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:45,771 Some words are infected. 990 01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:50,103 And it spreads out when the contaminated word is spoken. 991 01:01:52,353 --> 01:01:56,086 We are witnessing the emergence of a new arrangement for life, 992 01:01:56,186 --> 01:01:59,169 and our language is its host. 993 01:01:59,269 --> 01:02:03,543 It could... have sprung spontaneously out of a... perception. 994 01:02:03,643 --> 01:02:06,167 If it found its way into language, 995 01:02:06,267 --> 01:02:09,834 it could leap into reality itself, changing everything! 996 01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:14,832 It may be boundless... It may be... a God bug! 997 01:02:14,932 --> 01:02:18,125 Okay, Dr. Mendez, I don't even believe in UFOs, 998 01:02:18,225 --> 01:02:21,999 so I gotta stop you there, with that 'God bug' thing. 999 01:02:22,099 --> 01:02:24,666 Oh, really? Well, that's really sensible, 1000 01:02:24,765 --> 01:02:26,249 beause UFOs don't exist, 1001 01:02:26,349 --> 01:02:30,081 but I assure you, there is a monster lose, 1002 01:02:30,181 --> 01:02:33,080 and it's bouncing through our language, 1003 01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:36,097 frantically trying to keep its host alive. 1004 01:02:40,804 --> 01:02:44,454 - Is this transmission itself. - No, no, no, no, no, no... 1005 01:02:44,554 --> 01:02:47,328 If... if the bug enters us, 1006 01:02:47,428 --> 01:02:51,095 it does not enter by making contact with our eardrum. No. 1007 01:02:51,636 --> 01:02:57,744 It enter us when we hear the word and we understand it. Understand? 1008 01:02:57,844 --> 01:03:04,159 It is when the word is understood, that the virus takes hold, 1009 01:03:04,259 --> 01:03:08,758 and... it copies itself in our understanding. 1010 01:03:16,966 --> 01:03:20,199 Well... should we be... talking about this? 1011 01:03:20,299 --> 01:03:22,781 What are we talking about? 1012 01:03:22,881 --> 01:03:26,365 Should we be... talking at all? 1013 01:03:26,465 --> 01:03:33,531 Well, to be safe - no, probably not. Talking is risky. 1014 01:03:33,631 --> 01:03:40,046 And, well... talk radio is... high risk, so... we should stop. 1015 01:03:42,795 --> 01:03:48,321 But, we need to... tell people about it. 1016 01:03:48,421 --> 01:03:51,944 People need to know. We have to... get this out. 1017 01:03:52,044 --> 01:03:54,194 Well, it's your call, Mr. Mazzy. 1018 01:03:54,294 --> 01:03:56,527 Let's just hope what you're getting out there... 1019 01:03:56,627 --> 01:03:58,876 isn't going to destroy your world. 1020 01:04:23,872 --> 01:04:25,789 The whole world can hear you breathing. 1021 01:04:27,332 --> 01:04:29,231 It's fine, you're breathing. 1022 01:04:29,331 --> 01:04:31,289 That's your top news story! 1023 01:04:31,705 --> 01:04:33,347 It can't take your breath away, if you're breathing. 1024 01:04:33,371 --> 01:04:35,514 - Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe... - Go to muzak, Grant. 1025 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:37,829 Muzak, key 14. 1026 01:04:39,661 --> 01:04:43,163 Seems we're still talking. Should we make our moratorium official? 1027 01:04:53,910 --> 01:04:56,910 - Hello? - Here she comes. 1028 01:04:57,535 --> 01:05:00,242 Hey, Honey! 1029 01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:06,783 Hey, Sweetie... are you and Brandon okay? 1030 01:05:08,783 --> 01:05:12,325 I miss you too so much, Honey. I'll see you tomorrow, huh? 1031 01:05:16,906 --> 01:05:19,739 That's great, Honey. 1032 01:05:25,239 --> 01:05:29,488 Is your daddy there? Can I talk to him really fast? 1033 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:33,387 Honey, I didn't forget to call you. I just couldn't get through, Sweetheart. 1034 01:05:33,487 --> 01:05:35,047 You shouldn't be talking to anyone who calls! 1035 01:05:35,071 --> 01:05:36,596 And no "Sweethearts", please. 1036 01:05:36,696 --> 01:05:39,154 You should be breathing more. Breathe... breathe... breathe... 1037 01:05:40,196 --> 01:05:42,653 Just talking out loud. Just talking out loud. 1038 01:05:42,945 --> 01:05:44,986 Could you please get your daddy on? 1039 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:52,485 It's not your birthday today, Lulu. It's Valentine's Day, Sweetie. 1040 01:05:53,319 --> 01:05:55,044 It's not really a good time right now, Sweetie. 1041 01:05:55,068 --> 01:05:56,901 Can you just put your daddy on? 1042 01:06:01,567 --> 01:06:08,841 Happy Valentine's Day to you, Lulu! Happy Valentine's Day to you, Lulu! 1043 01:06:08,941 --> 01:06:13,482 'Cause I love you... 1044 01:06:18,107 --> 01:06:22,106 Lulu? Lulu? Hello? 1045 01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,896 Hello? Oh, honey? 1046 01:06:28,896 --> 01:06:30,272 Shit! 1047 01:06:34,188 --> 01:06:35,938 The phone lines are dead. 1048 01:06:39,145 --> 01:06:43,270 Something strange is happening to her, I've haven't seen this before. 1049 01:07:08,015 --> 01:07:10,974 I forgot to give her at Valentine's Day card. 1050 01:07:12,141 --> 01:07:16,098 Grant, thanks for the Valentine card. 1051 01:07:17,307 --> 01:07:20,431 I didn't say anything, I'm sorry, It was very nice. 1052 01:07:35,179 --> 01:07:38,370 So, this is what happens when a victim can't find a victim. 1053 01:07:38,469 --> 01:07:42,718 This is the fate they're trying to escape. My God, that was impressive! 1054 01:07:43,011 --> 01:07:44,577 Oh, and... and... and singularily... 1055 01:07:44,677 --> 01:07:47,428 mostest defies comprehension! I'm... I'm... I'm sorry... I'm sorry. 1056 01:07:48,428 --> 01:07:50,302 Breathe... breathe... breathe... 1057 01:07:51,052 --> 01:07:52,760 here they come now. 1058 01:07:56,051 --> 01:07:59,011 There must be hundreds of them, pressed against the walls of this building. 1059 01:08:00,091 --> 01:08:01,590 What we need is a flamethrower. 1060 01:08:02,424 --> 01:08:03,859 I thought we weren't supposed to talk. 1061 01:08:03,883 --> 01:08:07,550 Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're right, you're right, you're right. 1062 01:10:52,942 --> 01:10:56,034 Sydney Briar is alive 1063 01:10:59,524 --> 01:11:02,574 Sydney Briar is alive 1064 01:11:05,149 --> 01:11:08,149 Sydney Briar is alive 1065 01:11:09,314 --> 01:11:12,481 Sydney Briar is alive 1066 01:11:14,730 --> 01:11:16,047 I looped it. 1067 01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:19,188 Sydney Briar is alive 1068 01:11:19,354 --> 01:11:22,254 Sydney Briar is alive 1069 01:11:22,354 --> 01:11:24,352 Sydney Briar is alive 1070 01:11:25,937 --> 01:11:27,935 Sydney Briar is alive 1071 01:11:28,728 --> 01:11:30,726 Sydney Briar is alive 1072 01:11:32,146 --> 01:11:35,710 - Sydney Briar is alive - We can breathe again... 1073 01:11:35,810 --> 01:11:37,808 Sydney Briar is alive 1074 01:11:38,643 --> 01:11:40,641 Sydney Briar is alive 1075 01:11:41,726 --> 01:11:43,724 Sydney Briar is alive 1076 01:11:44,935 --> 01:11:47,834 - Sydney Briar is alive - breathe... breathe... breathe... 1077 01:11:47,934 --> 01:11:50,917 - Sydney Briar is alive - breathe... breathe... breathe... 1078 01:11:51,017 --> 01:11:54,374 - Sydney Briar is alive - breathe... breathe... breathe... 1079 01:11:54,474 --> 01:11:57,581 - Sydney Briar is alive - breathe... breathe... breathe... 1080 01:11:57,681 --> 01:11:59,679 Sydney Briar is alive 1081 01:12:00,975 --> 01:12:02,973 Sydney Briar is alive 1082 01:12:04,390 --> 01:12:06,465 Sydney Briar is alive 1083 01:12:07,264 --> 01:12:09,290 Sydney Briar is alive 1084 01:12:10,389 --> 01:12:12,387 Sydney Briar is alive 1085 01:12:13,972 --> 01:12:15,970 Sydney Briar is alive 1086 01:12:17,263 --> 01:12:19,261 Sydney Briar is alive 1087 01:12:20,471 --> 01:12:22,469 Sydney Briar is alive 1088 01:12:23,387 --> 01:12:25,385 Sydney Briar is alive 1089 01:12:27,553 --> 01:12:30,427 - Sydney Briar is alive - It's only the English that's infected. 1090 01:12:49,883 --> 01:12:52,257 Do you speak French? 1091 01:12:52,841 --> 01:12:55,173 A little bit? 1092 01:12:58,424 --> 01:13:00,965 We speak in French. 1093 01:13:03,882 --> 01:13:06,421 Let's go. 1094 01:13:10,171 --> 01:13:11,213 Can I go? 1095 01:13:11,796 --> 01:13:15,047 In French! In French! Stay here. 1096 01:13:15,296 --> 01:13:17,713 Goodbye! 1097 01:13:55,082 --> 01:13:56,707 Where now? 1098 01:13:58,498 --> 01:14:00,373 To the kitchen. 1099 01:14:15,621 --> 01:14:17,312 Grant! Run... run now! 1100 01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:18,954 "Grant! Run... run now!" 1101 01:14:28,870 --> 01:14:30,020 Come get me! 1102 01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:32,619 "Come get me... come get me"... 1103 01:15:09,654 --> 01:15:12,071 He's still going! 1104 01:15:22,487 --> 01:15:24,653 Maybe... he is dangerous? 1105 01:15:26,528 --> 01:15:28,069 Yes. 1106 01:15:28,652 --> 01:15:31,902 Are you going to kill the doctor? 1107 01:15:34,025 --> 01:15:35,484 No. 1108 01:15:36,817 --> 01:15:39,634 You killed the kid... 1109 01:15:39,734 --> 01:15:43,234 you go kill the doctor. 1110 01:15:43,983 --> 01:15:47,633 I... I didn't kill the kid. 1111 01:15:47,733 --> 01:15:48,633 Yes. 1112 01:15:48,733 --> 01:15:50,048 - No. - Yes! 1113 01:15:50,148 --> 01:15:51,607 - No. - Yes! 1114 01:15:51,732 --> 01:15:54,548 You killed the kid. 1115 01:15:54,648 --> 01:15:57,064 Not me! 1116 01:15:57,481 --> 01:15:59,147 Okay. 1117 01:16:00,106 --> 01:16:02,231 I killed the kid. 1118 01:16:02,897 --> 01:16:04,646 So... 1119 01:16:04,897 --> 01:16:08,046 you kill the doctor. 1120 01:16:08,146 --> 01:16:11,337 Me? Please... no... I'm... 1121 01:16:11,437 --> 01:16:13,770 I'm not gonna kill the doctor. No. 1122 01:16:17,187 --> 01:16:18,394 Okay. 1123 01:16:24,186 --> 01:16:29,476 If the doctor attacks us... I will kill him. 1124 01:17:05,347 --> 01:17:06,597 Here he comes! 1125 01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:10,804 The door! The door! 1126 01:17:26,883 --> 01:17:29,181 Sydney Briar is alive 1127 01:17:31,344 --> 01:17:32,551 Goodbye! 1128 01:18:04,128 --> 01:18:06,170 He's saving us... 1129 01:18:30,959 --> 01:18:33,342 Sydney Briar is alive 1130 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,658 My name is Sidney Briar and today I killed a girl. 1131 01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:44,282 I'm so sorry. 1132 01:20:13,361 --> 01:20:15,403 Why don't you speak up? 1133 01:20:17,361 --> 01:20:18,985 French! 1134 01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:24,293 Sorry! 1135 01:20:27,568 --> 01:20:29,150 Continue. 1136 01:20:29,858 --> 01:20:31,567 Don't talk. 1137 01:20:38,399 --> 01:20:40,242 My head hurts! 1138 01:20:43,524 --> 01:20:47,616 For Christ's sake, give it up, Grant. 1139 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:54,323 There's no secret escape plan hidden in the words that Nigel said to you. 1140 01:20:55,647 --> 01:20:56,747 Stop! 1141 01:21:09,978 --> 01:21:11,312 Stop it! 1142 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,667 Syd... 1143 01:21:26,184 --> 01:21:30,766 We're not talking. I'm drunk. This is how my last relationship ended. 1144 01:21:31,641 --> 01:21:33,773 Why do you stop understanding this? 1145 01:21:37,099 --> 01:21:38,316 Oh, God! 1146 01:21:39,516 --> 01:21:41,764 You're gonna eat me soon, aren't you? 1147 01:21:44,347 --> 01:21:47,815 That's OK. You be the killer. 1148 01:21:49,639 --> 01:21:51,206 I do not want to be the killer. 1149 01:21:51,306 --> 01:21:56,288 Something Dr. Mendez said: He said that understanding a word copies the virus. 1150 01:21:56,388 --> 01:21:59,262 So how do you... how do you not understand a word? 1151 01:21:59,761 --> 01:22:02,887 OK, you're talking... a lot... right now... 1152 01:22:03,969 --> 01:22:05,496 Honey, I don't understand something. 1153 01:22:05,595 --> 01:22:09,411 How, somethin' we understand automatically. How do you take, you know, a word... 1154 01:22:09,511 --> 01:22:12,228 How do you make it strange? 1155 01:22:13,634 --> 01:22:20,009 We're gonna have killers in here soon, if you keep killing your own rules, Grant. 1156 01:22:23,259 --> 01:22:27,425 I do not understand what disinfects it. You see, that's the question. 1157 01:22:28,466 --> 01:22:33,216 If it disinfects it, without distorting it, how... how do you do that? 1158 01:22:34,257 --> 01:22:37,532 You kill the word that's killing you. 1159 01:22:38,131 --> 01:22:41,407 Oh, you kill the word that's killing you. That's good, that's good! You repeat it! 1160 01:22:41,507 --> 01:22:43,240 Yeah, I remember as a kid, I used to... 1161 01:22:43,340 --> 01:22:46,114 I used to repeat words over and over and over again... 1162 01:22:46,214 --> 01:22:48,880 'till whey were... incomprehensible. 1163 01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:51,772 Do you think that's what it is? Is that why they're repeating things? 1164 01:22:51,796 --> 01:22:55,545 Is it some kinda immune system response? 1165 01:22:56,836 --> 01:22:58,620 You have to kill... 1166 01:23:00,712 --> 01:23:01,570 all the killing. 1167 01:23:01,670 --> 01:23:05,544 Yeah, but it doesn't work, because they repeat the words and still get sick. 1168 01:23:05,877 --> 01:23:08,944 So how do you make it... unrecognizable? 1169 01:23:09,044 --> 01:23:11,935 How? And what word? 1170 01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:17,693 "Kill"... 1171 01:23:17,793 --> 01:23:20,726 Kill... kill... kill... 1172 01:23:21,925 --> 01:23:25,517 Syd... are you okay? 1173 01:23:27,791 --> 01:23:32,856 Okay, Syd, Syd, alright. Look, Sydney, 1174 01:23:32,956 --> 01:23:36,581 I think you got an infected word. You're infected. 1175 01:23:36,998 --> 01:23:39,183 But we know the word... Don't say anything. Don't say anything. 1176 01:23:39,207 --> 01:23:40,648 No, no, no. Stop! 1177 01:23:40,748 --> 01:23:42,872 Stop! We know the word! 1178 01:23:43,997 --> 01:23:46,939 Okay, 'kill' isn't 'kill... Sydney, 'kill' isn't 'kill... 1179 01:23:47,039 --> 01:23:54,439 'kill' isn't 'kill... 'kill' isn't 'kill... 1180 01:23:54,538 --> 01:23:57,728 Oh God. I do not know! I don't know... I don't know... Okay! Okay! 1181 01:23:57,828 --> 01:23:58,603 Alright... 1182 01:23:58,703 --> 01:24:01,811 "Kill" is "blue" "Kill" is "wonderful" "Kill" is... "Kill" is "loving" 1183 01:24:01,911 --> 01:24:04,352 'Kill" is the... 'Kill" is "baby" "Kill" is the... 1184 01:24:04,451 --> 01:24:07,519 'Kill" is "Manet's Garden"... 'Kill" is..."Beautiful morning... 1185 01:24:07,619 --> 01:24:08,970 "Kill" is everything you ever wanted"... 1186 01:24:08,994 --> 01:24:11,018 "Kill" is... "Kill" is "Kiss" 1187 01:24:11,118 --> 01:24:12,243 "Kill" is... 1188 01:24:14,660 --> 01:24:15,684 "Kill" is... 1189 01:24:15,784 --> 01:24:21,950 "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill" is "Kiss"! Is that it? 1190 01:24:22,909 --> 01:24:27,473 "Kill" is "Kiss"? "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill"... is... "Kiss". 1191 01:24:27,573 --> 01:24:31,823 "Kill" is "Kiss". "Kill" is "Kiss"? "Kill" is "Kiss". 1192 01:24:32,282 --> 01:24:33,783 What is "Kill"? 1193 01:24:34,948 --> 01:24:36,707 "Kiss"... 1194 01:24:39,489 --> 01:24:41,655 - Kill me... - What? 1195 01:24:42,821 --> 01:24:44,630 Kill me... 1196 01:25:04,402 --> 01:25:07,361 "Kill" is "Kiss". I got it. 1197 01:25:11,609 --> 01:25:13,152 Okay... 1198 01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,210 Okay, I feel better. 1199 01:25:18,192 --> 01:25:20,691 - I feel better. - Me too. 1200 01:25:23,316 --> 01:25:25,507 What just happened? It's really confusing, 1201 01:25:25,607 --> 01:25:27,732 Seriously, seriously. What just happened? 1202 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,465 We just kissed. 1203 01:25:29,565 --> 01:25:32,439 - I know, I know, I know... - It felt good. 1204 01:25:32,982 --> 01:25:35,731 What just happened... to us, I know. 1205 01:25:35,856 --> 01:25:41,730 Sydney, I think... something big just happened. 1206 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:49,462 I think I just cured you. Sydney... this is big. This is huge! 1207 01:25:49,562 --> 01:25:50,562 Where you going? 1208 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:53,628 We gotta let people know about this. We just found a way outta this! 1209 01:25:53,728 --> 01:25:57,920 Shit! Grant, wait, listen to me... Grant, what're we doing? What're we doing here! 1210 01:25:58,020 --> 01:26:00,295 Come on, girl! One last show! 1211 01:26:00,394 --> 01:26:03,727 One last... what? Grant... Grant... Listen to me! 1212 01:26:04,769 --> 01:26:07,619 We're not supposed to be even out here... What are we doing here? It's not safe. 1213 01:26:07,643 --> 01:26:11,918 Syd, we're gonna save the fucking world. Right now. How you feeling? 1214 01:26:12,018 --> 01:26:14,077 You don't even know what you did, rather what you did, 1215 01:26:14,101 --> 01:26:16,208 or how you did it. Listen, listen, Grant! Stop! 1216 01:26:16,308 --> 01:26:17,658 Listen, you're way ahead of yourself! 1217 01:26:17,682 --> 01:26:21,292 We're okay, okay? We're okay. We're save up there, if we just don't talk. 1218 01:26:21,391 --> 01:26:24,457 We have to stay safe, what Mendez said. Take it easy. 1219 01:26:24,557 --> 01:26:26,599 Shit, Grant! We shut up or die! 1220 01:26:31,347 --> 01:26:35,247 People are already dying, Syd, while we we're playing muzak. 1221 01:26:35,346 --> 01:26:39,347 Do we really wanna provide a genocide with elevator music? 1222 01:26:39,764 --> 01:26:43,205 I don't know what I did up there, Syd, but I gotta try! 1223 01:26:43,304 --> 01:26:47,263 - Because if I don't... what? - Okay, okay... it's okay. 1224 01:26:47,387 --> 01:26:49,970 - Yeah! - Oh, you're killing me, Mazzy. 1225 01:26:50,263 --> 01:26:52,345 Now, get go, go, go, go, going! 1226 01:26:55,719 --> 01:26:58,369 - You there? You there? - Yeah, yeah, I'm here. 1227 01:26:58,469 --> 01:26:59,661 I'm here, I'm here, Grant. 1228 01:26:59,761 --> 01:27:00,661 - Hello? - Grant? 1229 01:27:00,761 --> 01:27:01,994 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here. 1230 01:27:02,094 --> 01:27:03,493 Okay, we're gonna do what we can. 1231 01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:05,903 Now that French thing, tha... that French thing, he said... 1232 01:27:05,927 --> 01:27:09,176 he said... terms of endearment and baby talk, okay? 1233 01:27:09,342 --> 01:27:11,818 And... we got your word, we know how to clean that one up, right... 1234 01:27:11,842 --> 01:27:13,449 and what was Laurel Ann babbling about? 1235 01:27:13,549 --> 01:27:16,310 - I don't know, I don't remember. - Oh, well, Ken Logan he was saying, 1236 01:27:16,383 --> 01:27:18,243 ...'sample'. Was that it, 'sample'? 1237 01:27:18,342 --> 01:27:20,075 Okay, we need a list. Can you make a list? 1238 01:27:20,175 --> 01:27:21,400 There is no time for a list, Grant. 1239 01:27:21,424 --> 01:27:24,316 You would only start to confuse people. What'd you... what do you planning to do? 1240 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,215 Okay, put me on, put me on, come on! 1241 01:27:27,173 --> 01:27:28,381 You're on! 1242 01:27:29,631 --> 01:27:34,823 Hello Pontypool. This is Grant Mazzy here and today we're taking no prisoners. 1243 01:27:34,923 --> 01:27:39,214 In fact, today folks, we set those prisoners free. 1244 01:27:39,380 --> 01:27:43,420 So here we go, folks: "Kill" is "Kiss" 1245 01:27:44,087 --> 01:27:46,404 'Kill' is definitely 'Kiss'... 1246 01:27:46,504 --> 01:27:51,236 Now 'Sample'... 'Sample' is 'Staple'. 1247 01:27:51,336 --> 01:27:53,070 - Sweetheart... - It's too specific, Grant. 1248 01:27:53,170 --> 01:27:56,028 Sidney Briar! Are you still alive? 1249 01:27:56,128 --> 01:27:58,527 Listen to me, folks, everything is something else. 1250 01:27:58,627 --> 01:27:59,812 - Okay? - Sidney Briar! Are you still alive? 1251 01:27:59,836 --> 01:28:03,193 If you are sayng "Happy" it means "Sad"... 1252 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,901 "Happy" means... No, that's the opposite, it can't be that. Okay, can't be that. 1253 01:28:07,001 --> 01:28:09,775 'Happy' is 'Handy'... 'Happy' is 'Handy'. 1254 01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:13,417 Move things around, people, just move it around, just... 1255 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:21,790 You have to stop understanding... Stop understanding what you are saying... 1256 01:28:22,165 --> 01:28:24,581 Stop understanding and listen to me... 1257 01:28:24,789 --> 01:28:29,149 "Sample"... "Sample" is a 'Color', "Sample" is a "Color"... 1258 01:28:29,248 --> 01:28:31,024 Okay, Grant, you're making sense, 1259 01:28:31,124 --> 01:28:34,663 but if... if you say "don't understand it" it defeats the purpose. 1260 01:28:35,247 --> 01:28:36,813 Okay, okay, here we go... 1261 01:28:36,913 --> 01:28:42,787 Sidney Briar! Stop the broadcast! Stop the broadcast! 1262 01:28:42,912 --> 01:28:46,203 The man speaking is sick! 1263 01:28:47,454 --> 01:28:52,577 The "Sky" is a "Person"... "Laughter" is "Walking". 1264 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:58,144 "Yellow" is "Crowded"... "Friends" are "Verbs". "Teeth"... 1265 01:28:58,243 --> 01:28:59,845 - Sounds like shitty Haiku, Grant. - Are "Enteric"... 1266 01:28:59,869 --> 01:29:02,635 I may be wrong, Grant, but I don't think we're saving the world with shitty Haiku! 1267 01:29:02,659 --> 01:29:04,468 Okay, for Christ-sake... everybody is a critic. 1268 01:29:04,492 --> 01:29:08,768 Help me out here... "Cling"... "Cling"... 1269 01:29:08,868 --> 01:29:09,934 "Intake"... 1270 01:29:10,034 --> 01:29:11,558 - 'Trespass'... - 'Sniper'... 1271 01:29:11,658 --> 01:29:12,843 - 'Swimming'... - 'Tomorrow'... 1272 01:29:12,867 --> 01:29:14,307 - 'Fidelity'... - 'Monologue'... 1273 01:29:14,407 --> 01:29:16,099 - 'Savage'... - 'Sausage'... 1274 01:29:16,198 --> 01:29:18,181 - 'Tomorrow'... - 'Money'... 1275 01:29:18,281 --> 01:29:22,556 - 'Ceiling'... - yeah, I don't... Grant... 1276 01:29:22,656 --> 01:29:24,032 'Rhinoceros'... 1277 01:29:24,448 --> 01:29:25,615 'Laughter'... 1278 01:29:27,198 --> 01:29:29,073 Shit! 1279 01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:32,571 They're just shooting people, Grant! They're just killing people! 1280 01:29:34,072 --> 01:29:36,513 Sidney Briar! Stop the broadcast! 1281 01:29:36,613 --> 01:29:40,428 Stop killing people! You gotta stop killing people! 1282 01:29:40,528 --> 01:29:46,445 You gotta stop! You gotta stop! Stop! Stop! 1283 01:30:00,610 --> 01:30:02,693 Just listen to me... 1284 01:30:03,985 --> 01:30:07,400 I said, listen to me... 1285 01:30:08,859 --> 01:30:11,149 I think everyone's dead. 1286 01:30:16,899 --> 01:30:19,716 You're just killing scared people. 1287 01:30:19,816 --> 01:30:22,715 It's what you always do. 1288 01:30:22,815 --> 01:30:25,772 You're killing scared people. 1289 01:30:26,731 --> 01:30:31,964 You are like dogs... You smell fear and you pounce. 1290 01:30:32,063 --> 01:30:34,713 Well, what the fuck happened today, folks? 1291 01:30:34,813 --> 01:30:37,046 Someone took a buzzsaw to your middle... 1292 01:30:37,145 --> 01:30:39,629 and they pulled out a wheeling devil... 1293 01:30:39,729 --> 01:30:43,812 and they spilled it right across your anthill. 1294 01:30:44,312 --> 01:30:45,979 But you know what, friends? 1295 01:30:46,770 --> 01:30:49,019 We were never making sense. 1296 01:30:49,268 --> 01:30:52,977 We were never making sense. 1297 01:30:53,476 --> 01:31:01,042 And today, today when Armageddon leached out in your good, good mornings... 1298 01:31:01,142 --> 01:31:04,892 You know what? It's just another day. 1299 01:31:05,183 --> 01:31:07,541 Another day in Pontypool. 1300 01:31:07,641 --> 01:31:11,207 The sun came up. You did what you did yesterday, 1301 01:31:11,307 --> 01:31:14,416 and it's exactly what you'll do tomorrow. 1302 01:31:14,516 --> 01:31:16,875 Today's news, folks... 1303 01:31:16,975 --> 01:31:23,138 Today's 'late breaking', 'development', 'just across my desk' news story is this: 1304 01:31:24,013 --> 01:31:26,764 It's not the end of the world, folks. 1305 01:31:27,138 --> 01:31:31,096 It's just the end of the day. 1306 01:31:32,263 --> 01:31:37,721 This is Grant Mazzy, for C.L.S.Y-Radio Nowhere. 1307 01:31:38,762 --> 01:31:42,053 And I'm still here, you cock-suckers! 1308 01:31:51,134 --> 01:31:58,218 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 1309 01:31:58,759 --> 01:32:06,299 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 101218