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Moebius this, Moebius that...

Would you mind keeping our name outta your mouths?

Shinjuku

You middle school pissants.

You're... Osanai!

Bring It On

Man of Culture

I heard you were gonna try to pick a fight with us.

So I thought we'd bring the fight to you.

Heya!

Surprised?

They're all puny.

This is war, baby.

Pah-chin!

We came all this way to see you, Mikey-chan of the Middle School Baby Alliance.

Shit...

The conflict between Toman and Moebius is about to start!

You had to bring all these guys to fight some middle school kids.

I see you're exactly the piece of shit I imagined you to be, Osanai-kun.

What's that? Couldn't hear ya, you flea.

Just like he imagined? He's nothing like the guy I met.

The guy twelve years in the future and the guy here now...

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Man of Culture

Are they seriously the same person?

How the hell do you end up like that?

Hey.

Who the hell do you think you're gawkin' at?

Er, I was just...

Shinjuku Moebius

You just tried to look down on me, didn't you?

Those eyes are the kind I hate the most!

You get to deal with me, jackass.

Don't, Pah-chin...

Don't fight Moebius...

Stay out of this.

Don't underestimate Pah-chin, Hanagaki.

Pah-chin's one of the best brawlers Toman's got.

He doesn't care who he's up against. He'll go at them,

fists ablaze, and take down a whole crew on his own.

He'd never lose to Osanai.

That's not the issue here.

If this doesn't stop, Draken's gonna die!

That means Akkun and Hina will...

I have to stop them!

Damn it!

Takemitchy...

Just sit back and watch.

This is Pah's fight.

What's the matter?

You asshole... Guess we've got a boxer on our hands.

Oh, shit! That hit him dead center!

You won't even be able to squash an ant... with a punch like that!

Holy shit!

Is he even conscious?

No way...

Is Osanai some kind of monster?

Pah-chin!

Peh!

Didn't I tell you all to just sit back and watch?

Sorry, Mikey.

Just sit back and watch?

That's just cruel, Mikey-kun!

Pah-chin's nose is obviously broken, and he's barely conscious!

He's done for!

Pah-chin's gonna die!

We should stop him!

Why? He hasn't given up yet.

He's smiling?!

You gotta do better than that.

This is too cruel, Mikey-kun.

Come on, now!

This is literally just torture.

Well, that's gross.

Hey! This asshat's passed out standing up!

Sorry... Mikey.

I'm so... worthless.

What are you talking about, Pah-chin?

You haven't lost.

What?!

The hell are you talkin' about?!

How the hell hasn't he lost?!

You've gotta be shittin' me!

Get to grovelin', Mikey!

We're still kickin' yer ass anyway!

Y'all can strip down and start grovelin'!

Don't piss yerselves, though!

You wittle babies are gonna pay even if you cry!

Better get ready for yer spankin'!

Oh?

You want a piece of me, Mikey?

Even Mikey-kun can't possibly...

I'll murder you in ten sec—

What?

Any of you who actually thought Pah-chin lost, get your asses out here.

I'll murder all of you.

Toman belongs to me. As long as I have its back,

none of us are gonna lose.

Sorry, Ken-chin.

I couldn't hold back.

What am I gonna do with you, Mikey?

Osanai!

Look out, Mikey!

Draken!

Osanai!

Osanai, I'll tell you why you lost.

Because you left the true delinquent path.

Raping women, assaulting someone's parents...

You're nothin' but a piece of shit.

Listen up. Do anything else messed up, and we'll come kill you assholes ourselves.

These guys are bad news!

Are they seriously in middle school?

Mikey just pulverized your commander!

Any of you got a problem with that?!

If not, Moebius is gonna be under the Tokyo Manji Gang!

Holy shit... They won!

So this must be how Toman got bigger.

Hey!

Let's get outta here!

Shit, the cops...

Wait, the police?!

Are they comin' to congratulate us on our victory?

Time to scram, Takemitchy!

R-Right! How are you guys so relaxed?

Hey, Moebius!

Don't you dare try to run off by yourselves.

Someone lend Osanai a hand.

Y-Yes, sir!

The conflict was just the trigger.

I remember what Osanai said, but things ended pretty peacefully.

Does this mean it's not over yet?

Am I missing something else that could be the trigger?

I'm not letting you off that easily, Osanai.

What the hell are you doing, Pah?!

Pah, you...

Pah-chin... Where'd you get that knife?

Huh? He stabbed him?

Osanai! Osanai!

Osanai-kun!

You've gotta be shittin' me! He stabbed him!

MPD

We're getting outta here, Pah!

Sorry, Mikey.

Peh-yan...

Look after the 3rd Squad for me.

I'm gonna turn myself in.

Screw that!

We need to go, Mikey!

Pah! Come with us!

We're all gonna get caught!

Pah!

Damn it! How the hell'd this happen?!

Shit...

I'm losing consciousness...

Takemitchy!

Huh? Where am I?

You perv.

Emma-chan! You've got the wrong idea! That was beyond my control!

I'm in the hospital?

Oh, right.

I fainted...

Where's Mikey-kun and everyone else? Are they okay?

Draken called me.

When I got there, I found you.

Where's Draken-kun?

He got in a fight with Mikey.

Wait, does that mean...

Wh-Why did they start fighting?

I don't know. Things just kept escalating.

Apparently Toman ended up divided between

the Mikey faction and the Draken faction.

Don't tell me...

Something about Pah-chin getting caught...

They all started fighting.

Toman's internal conflict...

That fight made everything...

turn out exactly like Osanai said!

Why did I have to faint?

Emma-chan, don't cry.

Draken is okay, right? I don't know what's going on anymore.

Takemichi-kun, are you okay?!

Wait, what?! That's disgusting!

Huh? What are you...

I-It's not what it looks like, Hina! Th-Th-Th-Th-This isn't—

It's already August 1st.

Toman split in two.

At this rate, there's really going to be an internal conflict like Osanai said.

And on August 3rd, Draken's gonna die.

And here I am, hurt and stuck convalescing.

Sweet.

I got so bored that I finished a 2,500-piece puzzle!

What a worthless sense of accomplishment.

What? You're already out of the hospital?

How are we supposed to talk to hot nurses now?

Are you sure you're okay? Aren't you supposed to be in bed?

Where's your porn stash?

Yeah, kinda.

Did you find anything out about Mikey-kun or Draken-kun?

Huh? Uh, yeah. Sorta...

So things are bad?

The hell's this?

Dude, how many pieces is this puzzle?

Maybe you can move this piece here.

Don't touch that! That took me three days to finish!

What?

Damn, you must've been bored.

What was I supposed to do? I was told to stay in bed.

Takemichi, things are really bad between Mikey and Draken.

Really?

Their relationship's irreparable.

They're saying it's only a matter of time before Toman splits up.

I knew it.

Huh? What?

Sorry, we're kidding.

Huh?

They're fighting, but apparently, that happens all the time.

What the hell, man?

Like Mikey-kun and Draken-kun would actually have a real fight.

Who are you namedropping about fighting or not?

Dra—

Draken-kun!

I came to see how you're doin', Takemitchy.

Damn, it's hot in this room. Is it because there's a bunch of dudes in here?

What're you all just standing there for?

I bought a watermelon. Let's eat.

Y-Yes, sir!

So Pah's gonna be in the slammer for at least a year.

How's Osanai from Moebius?

He's alive. If he died, Pah would be in jail until he was an adult.

How's Mikey-kun?

That asshole!

Oh, sorry.

My last 72 hours just went down the drain!

And I friggin' apologized!

Right, got it. I just spent the last 72 hours finishing this without sleeping, that's all...

Anyway...

I'm done with Mikey.

Huh?

Toman's finished.

Wh-What are you talking about? Finished?

You're kidding, right?

Sorry for bothering you.

Hey! Hey, wait!

Draken-kun!

Toman splitting in two...

Maybe it's for real.

Yeah...

They're really going to fight!

I have to stop them!

What do you mean, Toman's finished? Tell me what's going on!

Hanagaki

Hey!

Huh? The hell are you doing here?

What? What the hell are you doin' here?

Mikey-kun!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Mikey-kun's here.

Talk about the worst timing.

Shit's gettin' real!

I came to see how Takemitchy's doing.

Well, so did I.

Huh? Takemitchy's my friend.

Who asked you to butt in? Right, Takemitchy?

Huh?! I, uh...

Huh? What the hell are you talkin' about? You're my friend, aren't you, Takemitchy?

Out of my way, beanpole. I can't get by.

What? You get outta my way, shrimpy.

W-Wait a sec! Wait a damn second, you two!

Is he really trying to stop them?

Does he have a death wish?!

He just got out of the hospital.

I don't know what happened, but fighting's bad!

Both of you, calm down!

Hey!

Who the hell do you think you are?!

Oh, God. I'm scared. I can't actually stop them from fighting.

Did he take the hint?

Mikey-kun?! That's my precious Hayate!

My memories!

Are you friggin' serious?

Draken-kun! That's the golden bat I used to hit my first home run in the 4th grade!

You wanna dance? Oh, we're gonna dance!

Mikey-kun! That's from when I went to the festival for the first time with my dad!

Draken-kun! I saved up forever to buy that skateboard!

We gonna settle things here?

Bring it on.

You assholes...

Cut the shit!