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[instrumental music]
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Yabba dabba doos, Lucas Akins.
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[humming]
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Look at that.
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Ew, TC,
where'd you get that outfit?
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You look like
you jacked a gay zebra.
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[babbling]
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Why you wanna go there, baby?
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- I look good!
- Yeah, alright.
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And what the
hell
is all this?
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Like-like some
project cotton
candy.
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I bought all this
at Pimp N Save.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah!
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But if y'all gonna keep
disrespecting
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my Haberdashery..
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...I'll just have
to leave with your
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Busta Rhymes tickets.
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Wait-wait-wait, hold
on..
Hold on.
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Ain't nobody disrespectin'
your Hash-barberdashery,
you..
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- You-you look slick, man.
- Yeah, that's what I
thought.
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And then-then-then
look, look, check it, check
it.
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The concert is sold out,
but I got you tickets
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for the first night
second row seats.
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Oh, that was beautiful, bro.
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- Anything for a friend.
- Oh-h-h..
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That'd be $150.
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A $150?
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Friends like you,
who needs enemas?
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That's enemies.
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Who cares? They're both
pain in the asses.
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[mumbling]
I thought you all
grew up with Busta.
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Why don't you just get him
to put you on the guest list?
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You know how it is
when you blow up, man?
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You gotta talk
to a million people
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before you get to the star.
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Well,
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You don't have to go through
all my people to get to me.
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It's 'cause all
your peoples in
jail.
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- Mwah.
- Alright, alright.
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You dropped a hard
bargain,
but I guess
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Busta is worth a $150.
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- Alright, alright.
- Alright, man.
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Pay it up, brother.
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Yeah, there we go!
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- Hey, where you goin'?
- I'm going back to Pimp N
Save.
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I'm gonna get..
I'm gonna get the platforms
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with the fish in 'em.
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[laughing]
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Look, what I got
at Pimp N Save.
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It's one of a kind.
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(both)
?Player hater.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singin' ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite.'
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[hip-hop music]
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[instrumental music]
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Get out of my way!
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Dag, Dee. What's the matter?
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They arrested the Dang A Ling
dancers down at the strip
club?
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Sorry, I'm a
little
stressed out.
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You know, if we don't
get
$2000 by Monday
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they're gonna
foreclose
at my church.
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Well, Dee, can't you ask
for an extension?
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Shawn, this is no time
for Dee to be thinkin'
about
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getting a weave.
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I'm talking about
extension on her loan.
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Or, better yet, why don't
you go down to City Hall?
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Maybe you get it declared
a-a landmark.
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Oh!
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I'll give it a shot.
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- Alright.
- Yeah!
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Oh, shucks!
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Guys, I'm supposed
to deposit the church's
money.
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Oh, Dee, just give it to me.
I'll take it down to the
bank.
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I'd rather give
it
to Kevin
Costner
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to make a movie with it.
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That's cold.
That's cold. Now, Dee.
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You know what?
I'll make sure he gets it
there.
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Give it to him.
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Okay, but you make sure
you keep your eyes on him. Okay?
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- Thank you!
- That...
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Dang, girl.
What's with all the singles?
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What, the choir was
givin' out lap dances?
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Boy, I got a new magic trick.
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Pick a card! Any card!
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- Alright.
- Yabba-dee!
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- Got you.
- Three of club.
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- No.
- Seven of spades.
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Uh-huh.
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- King of hearts?
- No way,amigo.
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- Five of diamonds.
- Try again, my friend.
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Six of diamonds?
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Oh, my God! You're right!
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Wow, pop,
you're pretty good at this.
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The great Nokorachi
has done it again!
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Boy, tryin' to steal my style.
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Hey, look here.
Uh, St. Blacktrick's Day.
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We need to sell back
those tickets to you, man.
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Because I need the money
'cause I'm tryin'
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to help to save Dee's church.
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Oh, no, no, no.
That money islong
gone.
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Mm-hmm. But, look,
i-if you really need
money
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we can jump in my mama's
Monte Carlos, hmm?
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We head down to the concert,
we sell the tickets
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for triple of what you paid.
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Uh, thanks,
but no thanks, Tacky.
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Uh, we gotta get
down
to the bank.
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Alright. See you all
at the show.
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Hey..
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(Marlon)
You know what, Shawn?
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He just had a great idea.
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Look, we take this money, right?
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We go buy some more tickets,
and we scalp 'em
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we'll make triple the money
and help save the church.
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I mean, that does
sound like a good
idea
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but, Marlon,
that-that's sounds
illegal.
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Look, it's for the church.
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Well, now that
you've
put it like that
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it don't sound that bad.
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Yeah, the TC is doin' it.
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Sure, we could do it.
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'Cause we're definitely
smarter than he be.
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Well, I mean,
isn't smarter than we is.
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[instrumental music]
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Yo, yo, yo.
Busta Rhymes tickets
here.
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Yo, Busta Rhymes tickets.
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Tickets! For day one tickets!
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What's up? Who wants
to see Busta Rhymes
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performance
of greatest hits tickets?
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Now you 'bout to feel
one of my greatest
hits
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if you don't shut up.
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- Why?
- You're loud, man.
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So what about some tickets?
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Hey, Shawn,
this is great, man.
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TC, she came through.
We can invest these tickets,
G.
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Oh, he only did that
so he can make some more money
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to print out more of 'em
bootleg T-shirts to sell.
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Busta Rhymes T-shirts,
three for $10.
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Hey, how'd you get them
T-shirts
printed up so quick?
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Oh, my niece drew it.
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Eww, she in special-ed class?
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Yeah. That's crazy.
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Tickets! Who want tickets?
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Yo, skinny crab,
you want some tickets,
tickets..
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Yo, yo, I'll buy
your tickets,
homey.
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- Alright, cool, cool.
- Uh, sorry.
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We're selling
Busta Rhymes
tickets
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not tickets
to the river
dance.
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[indistinct]
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I know who it is.
How many you got?
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Six, at a $100 each.
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I'll take 'em.
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You'd take 'em?
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Shawn, we did it.
We saved the church!
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- Hell, yeah.
- Waah!
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- Word up.
- I told you.
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You're both under arrest
for scalping tickets.
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What the..
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- Hold.. Hold on
- TC..
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- Hey, TC.
- TC, TC.
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- TC. TC..
- Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on, Elmer J. Fudd.
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Wh-wh-why, this is
one
big mistake.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Come on, man. We.. Look..
I can't go to jail, man.
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I don't want a boyfriend.
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- Come on, man.
- Too bad you're goin'.
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- There goes Busta.
- Busta!
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- Oh, Busta..
- Stop the car! Stop the car!
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- Busta!
- Yo, Busta!
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- He'll get us out. Watch.
- Yo, roll down the window,
yo.
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- Ew!
- Ew!
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You ain't Busta.
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Hey, hey, hey. Yo!
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Busta, remember..
You remember us?
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Remember us? You know, ra ra ra.
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, Busta, remember.
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We went to I-70 together.
Remember..
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Remember we used
to pop lock together.
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- Do the thing.
- Remember. Pop, pop..
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[humming]
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Spit it out,
spit it out.
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Yeah, I do remember y'all.
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No doubt. I remember y'all.
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But you the funny character
that stole my girl from me
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in tenth grade, dude.
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No, dude. No, dude, yo.
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She threw the booty at me, Lisa.
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Yo, man.
She gave everybody some.
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Yeah, yeah.
Even I had some of that.
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- Alright. Okay.
- Pretty Lisa. Yeah.
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- I wonder what happened to
her.
- Pretty Lisa?
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Here she is.
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She's my fiance.
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My bad. Hey, Lisa, you still
do that trick with the tongue?
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Hey!
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You know, these two were
scalping tickets to your
show.
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- Oh, yeah?
- 'Yeah.'
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Oh, alright, take them to
jail
and all of that.
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But, Busta, come on, man. We..
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- Hey, man, what the..
- Ra ra ra.
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- Come on..
- Yeah, but Busta..
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, pop. Thanks again
for bailin' us out last
night.
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Yeah, pop,
you came just in time.
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Shawn was about to trade me
for a carton of cigarettes.
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I would've left you in there
if it wasn't for a good
cause.
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You went and lost
all of Dee's money.
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Hey, pop, is it
legal for them
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to confiscate all our
money
like that?
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What you expect 'em to do?
Let you get off scot-free
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and keep the money, too.
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You ain'twhite.
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- Hey, Dee. Hey..
- Stay away from me!
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Look, Dee. We're sorry, girl.
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- Look, all we were tryin'
to--
- 'You're always sorry.'
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Sorry is not enough.
That was church money!
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Yeah, Dee, i-it was
kinda stupid what we did.
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Well, Shawn made me do it, Dee.
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- Boy..
- 'It was beyond stupid.'
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They didn't give me an extension
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so, now, they're
really
going for a close.
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You two should be
ashamed of
yourselves.
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Hmph.
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See, man,
this is all my fault.
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There's gotta be some way
we could earn $3000
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by tomorrow, Shawn.
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Well, you know, when I
used to be in the band
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of Temptones, we used to raise
money by givin' benefits.
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Come on, pop, nobody gonna
spent
no money to see your
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crusty old frogs
perform on stage.
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What you talkin' about?
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Mick Jagger and Rolling Stones
are still out there
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makin' that paper!
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Will you stop
it?
Sick Jagger.
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Like I said, pop. Nobody's
gonna
spent no money to see y'all.
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Come on, man!
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Now, the only way we're
gonna
sell $3000 for the tickets
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00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:15,216
is if we get
a real star to
perform.
244
00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,320
[laughs]
245
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,150
You know what, pop?
Shawn is right.
246
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,273
Look, you guys spread
the word about the benefit
247
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:24,250
prepare the church,
I'm going to get Busta Rhymes.
248
00:10:24,283 --> 00:10:28,503
What? Marlon, Busta Rhymes
put us in prison last
night.
249
00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,500
Yeah, I know.
250
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:31,250
You think he's
gonna pull that
off?
251
00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:32,353
Nope.
252
00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:35,273
[instrumental music]
253
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,330
I can't believe.
I've only sold seven
T-shirts.
254
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:45,246
I can't believe you're
sellin'
T-shirts in a church, man.
255
00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:48,233
[incoherent babbling]
256
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,330
I ain't keepin' the money.
257
00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,350
Well, look, In Living Color..
258
00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:54,323
...you should keep
a little bit of
money.
259
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,180
You look like
a pack of
Lifesavers.
260
00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,283
Shh.
261
00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:03,183
- Hey.
- Oh, thank you!
262
00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:09,326
Oh, ooh, $2950..
263
00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,130
...$3000.
264
00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:14,176
The bank will not
foreclose
on my church name.
265
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,166
Well, I'll tell you one thing,
the audience will
266
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,320
if Marlon doesn't show up
here soon with Busta.
267
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:21,200
[whistling]
268
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:23,173
Hey, tough guy.
269
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,370
- This your vehicle?
- Yeah.
270
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,300
- Great.
- Hey!
271
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,283
Shut up...and listen.
272
00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:30,176
- Name's Officer Williams.
- Wait-wait-wait.
273
00:11:30,216 --> 00:11:32,196
How come your uniform
doesn't fit?
274
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,173
- Ow!
- Shut up, punk.
275
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,500
I'll ask the questions, you
just
answer, you understand me?
276
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,180
Now, uh, we got a little
call down at the station
277
00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:43,116
that, uh, Mr. Busta Rhymes
there is, uh, smuggling
278
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:46,180
white women
279
00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:48,296
Is it true?
Let's check the truck.
280
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,133
- What?
- Listen, punk.
281
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:55,346
I'm NYPD, okay. Don't make me
plant narcotics on you.
282
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:57,123
- You got me?
- Whoa-whoa-whoa--
283
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,320
- So let's get it moving.
- Okay, okay.
284
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,500
Alright, you location to me.
285
00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:01,170
- Come on, let's go.
- Hey, take it easy!
286
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,500
Alright, let's hurry up.
Come on, hurry up.
287
00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:04,120
- I don't have all day.
- Stop, it's not my car.
288
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,350
Shut up, punk!
289
00:12:05,383 --> 00:12:09,103
It's a Rent-A-Car.
290
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,273
See, there's nobody
in the car trunk.
291
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,300
Get it in
there!
Shut up!
292
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,273
- Aww!
- Shut up! Shut up!
293
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,330
- Ow!
- I'm sorry.
294
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,370
But I'm on a mission from God.
295
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,350
[instrumental music]
296
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:30,230
(in unison)
Busta, Busta, Busta..
297
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:33,326
Uh-uh. Shawn?
298
00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:36,826
- We gotta do something quick.
- Okay, okay, um..
299
00:12:36,116 --> 00:12:37,326
Uh, Dee, why don't you, um..
300
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:40,166
...you go-you go, uh, look out
for Marlon and I'm gonna go
301
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,200
try and entertain
this audience, alright.
302
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:46,273
(all)
Busta, Busta, Busta!
303
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,370
I'm vibin', y'all.
304
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,150
Wassup? Hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, y'all.
305
00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:55,163
Welcome to the benefit
to save The Church of Angels.
306
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,160
- Yes, yeah.
- Yeah.
307
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,660
Hallelujah!
308
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,330
Hey, uh, Busta Rhymes..
309
00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,166
I just wanna tell y'all,
Busta Rhymes'
310
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,270
gonna be here any minute.
311
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,100
Alright. Yeah!
312
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:09,376
He's only about two hours away,
so you guys sit tight.
313
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,130
He sent me up here
to do a little bit of time
314
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,366
and open for him. Get you guys
warmed up and excited.
315
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,160
So, um, I'm gonna start off
with
a couple of impressions, okay?
316
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,370
'Now, this is Chris Tucker
at the Oscar Awards.'
317
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,220
[high-pitched]
Silent! What's up, man?
318
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,220
Where's my Oscar, man?
Where's my Oscar?
319
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,300
...my Oscar for $50, my man!
320
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,163
Come on, man.
321
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,380
Hey, hey, hey.
What you booin' for?
322
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,380
Hey, oh, hey. I know
you ain't makin' noise..
323
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,330
...Amistad.
324
00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,216
Give us free..
325
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,300
Give us free fundraiser.
326
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,180
They gonna kill my boy.
327
00:13:44,216 --> 00:13:46,326
Come on, why you run down
me on like that?
328
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,246
Hey, look. This ain't noPaolo.
329
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,663
[crowd booing]
330
00:13:52,116 --> 00:13:53,246
[door creaks]
331
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,183
[speaking in foreign language]
332
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,266
Yo, we tryin' to make it
to this after-party.
333
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,320
Quick fast and in a hurry.
334
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:07,300
So, you know,
let's-let's move on it.
335
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,296
[pop]
336
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,303
[screams]
They are
shooting!
337
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,233
They're shootin'!
338
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:16,656
Yo! You leavin' my security.
339
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,150
Don't worry, my friend. I
know
a shortcut to the party.
340
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:21,833
Okay? Hold on.
341
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,373
[tires screeching]
342
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,000
♪ And girl you hang out
all night ♪
343
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,000
♪ What am I to do ♪
344
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,160
♪ Oh ♪
345
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,370
♪ 'Cause my girl wants to ♪
346
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,170
♪ Party all the time ♪
347
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,280
♪ Party all the time ♪♪
348
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,366
[crowd booing]
349
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,660
We have to do something else.
350
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,370
- Quick.
- Oh. Oh, oh.
351
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,100
Okay, oh-oh,
ladies and gentlemen
352
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,253
you guys are in
for a real treat.
353
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:50,223
Uh, this next guy
comin' to stage
354
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,380
is better
than David Copperfield.
355
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,660
Schofield.
356
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,180
Uh, give it up
357
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:59,096
for the Great Niggarachi, y'all.
358
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,183
Give me mine, give me mine.
359
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:06,280
My first trick is to get
rid
of that bad singer.
360
00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:08,316
[audience cheering]
361
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,350
No, no, no, uh, thank you kindly
362
00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:13,183
but save it for the comic.
363
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,346
I am the Great Niggarachi.
364
00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:19,173
In my recent travel to China,
I picked up a lot of tricks.
365
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,170
Also picked up some
magic too. I..
366
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,130
[beats cymbals]
367
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,373
Thank you kindly.
368
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,270
I have in my hand five rings,
look, they are separate
369
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,660
in their own entity.
370
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,350
And through the magnificence
of Niggarachi
371
00:15:32,383 --> 00:15:37,333
I am going to combine these
rings together in one sweep.
372
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,660
[mumbling]
The magic word, please.
373
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,350
[gibberish]
374
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,130
[clattering]
375
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,326
[audience booing]
376
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:52,266
(Busta)
No, you crazy, man,
what you doing?
377
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,170
[booing]
378
00:15:56,233 --> 00:16:00,373
Don't you disrespect
the-the Great
Niggarachi.
379
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,230
I'm going to on a count of three
380
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:05,216
descend into this box
and disappear forever.
381
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,280
[audience cheering]
382
00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:12,183
- Okay.
- Goodbye, ingrates!
383
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:15,096
Okay. Okay.
384
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,373
Alright, count with me.
385
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,160
(in unison)
One, two, three.
386
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,220
- Hi.
- Oh!
387
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,120
You're standing on my foot.
388
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,200
[booing]
389
00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:29,333
The Great Niggarachi
has done it again.
390
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,120
(all)
Busta. Busta. Busta.
391
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:38,200
I can't believe
Marlon
left us hangin' like
this.
392
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,303
- I can do a encore.
- No, you can't do nothin'.
393
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,333
Now, let's face it,
that Busta is not comin'
394
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,100
and let's just give the
people
the money back, come on.
395
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,333
I'm so sorry, Dee.
396
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:49,366
Well, you tried.
397
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,370
Alright, I'll go make an
announcement to the
audience.
398
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,220
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
399
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,660
Ooh! It's after-party!
400
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,230
Oh!
401
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,216
[cheering]
402
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:05,170
Yo, this ain't the
after-party.
Where-where the show, phat.
403
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,230
Over here, my friend.
404
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,200
Oh, no.
405
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:13,203
Not you two
characters
again, man.
406
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,333
Oh, look, I don't
even
want the drama.
407
00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:17,366
What ya got to do is let me go
408
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,170
and I ain't pressin' no charges.
409
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,120
Nah, nah, look, Busta,
I'm sorry about all this, man
410
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,250
but, look, if you don't perform
411
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,273
for the Church, man,
they're gonna close it down.
412
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,230
This don't look
like
no church.
413
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:28,366
It, look..
Sure it is, look, here.
414
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
- Here the reverend, right
here.
- Put it up well.
415
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,270
Oh, what's up, man?
How you doin'?
Hello.
416
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,170
- That's his lovely wife.
- How you doin'?
417
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,180
They ain't even having sex,
seriously.
418
00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:38,316
[audience laughing]
419
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,380
It's church, man.
420
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,120
I'm sayin',
you should have told me
that
421
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,370
from the beginning,
you frontin' talkin'
422
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,220
about after-party
and all of that.
423
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,500
You should have just told
us
that from the beginnin'
424
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,220
you know,
we got to rep our peoples--
425
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,660
- So you're gonna do it?
- No problem, man.
426
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,250
(Marlon)
Oh, oh, oh!
427
00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:55,123
God don't like ugly.
428
00:17:57,283 --> 00:18:00,383
But he'll make
an exception tonight.
429
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,250
(Marlon)
'Alright, alright,
alright.'
430
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,133
Y'all put your hands together.
431
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,146
Put your hands
where your eyes to see
432
00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:09,663
for my man, Busta Rhymes
433
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:12,300
and the Flipmode Squad!
434
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:20,116
♪ One time y'all Busta Rhymes
y'all feel good y'all ♪
435
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,250
♪ Just swing it to the left
swing to the right ♪
436
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:25,003
♪ Make ya feel good
make ya feel alright ♪
437
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,200
♪ One time feel good
yeah y'all ♪
438
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,333
♪ Busta Rhymes
in the place y'all ♪
439
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,366
♪ Makin' you feel
real good y'all ♪
440
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,120
♪ Flipmode is the Squad
in the place y'all ♪
441
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,180
♪ Buckwild to all of my
people
who don't care ♪
442
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,316
♪ Floss like a bunch
of young black millionaires ♪
443
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,100
♪ Makin' ya run me and my Dunn
stackin' my ones ♪
444
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,233
♪ Floss a lil'
invest up in a mutual fund ♪
445
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:45,346
♪ Blowin' the horn a sense
of every day I was born ♪
446
00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:48,833
♪ Never dreamed I'd see
my brother landscaping my lawn ♪
447
00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:50,226
♪ Dangerous my shh
be accurate ♪
448
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,266
♪ Have to get
the flow be so immaculate ♪
449
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,830
♪ Aiyyo aiyyo watchin'
my dough sippin' my Moe ♪
450
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:57,226
♪ Slippin' in slow
them pretty women sayin' hello
♪
451
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,346
♪ Anyway go 'head and diss
play your Oil of Olay ♪
452
00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:02,163
♪ Little honey dip
within a little Cariola ♪
453
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,170
♪ I don't mean to hold you up
but I got somethin' to say ♪
454
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,300
♪ Swear to only give you
hot shh everyday ♪
455
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,373
♪ Afraid of us you know
this ain't no game to us ♪
456
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000
♪ You strange to us that's when
we gettin' dangerous come on ♪
457
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,660
♪ This is serious ♪
458
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,170
♪ We could make you delirious ♪
459
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,250
♪ You should have
a healthy fear of us ♪
460
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,323
♪ 'Cause too much of us
is dangerous ♪
461
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:23,150
♪ So dangerous
we so dangerous ♪
462
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:25,203
♪ My Flipmode Squad
is dangerous ♪
463
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,373
♪ So dangerous we so dangerous ♪
464
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,330
♪ My whole entire unit
is dangerous ♪
465
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,200
♪ Hold your breath we swingin'
it from right to left ♪
466
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:34,253
♪ Word to Wyclef you know
my shit be hot to death ♪
467
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:37,333
♪ Stayin' alive you know
only the strong survive ♪
468
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,120
♪ Holdin' my heat under my seat
whippin' my five ♪
469
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,250
♪ Bassline for all of my
people
movin' around ♪
470
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:44,333
♪ Give me a pound all
of my Squad holdin' it down ♪
471
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,180
♪ Cuttin' you up the new shh
ruckin' you up ♪
472
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:48,276
♪ I see you up my black hole
suckin' you up ♪
473
00:19:48,316 --> 00:19:50,996
♪ Back in the days
a brother used to be ass out ♪
474
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,150
♪ Now my brother holdin'
several money market accounts ♪
475
00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:55,233
♪ Blaze the street and then
I would just like to announce
♪
476
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:57,326
♪ Feelin' my groove my
jigga jigga makin' you bounce
♪
477
00:19:57,366 --> 00:20:00,096
♪ Others is fair me and
my Squad breakin' the bread ♪
478
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,223
♪ Straight gettin' it we got
you suckers holdin' your head
♪
479
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,300
♪ Afraid of us you know
this ain't no game to us ♪
480
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,303
♪ You strange to us that's when
we gettin' dangerous come on ♪
481
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,003
♪ This is serious ♪
482
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,830
♪ We could make you delirious ♪
483
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:14,196
♪ You should have
a healthy fear of us ♪
484
00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,253
♪ 'Cause too much of us
is dangerous ♪
485
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,383
♪ So dangerous
we so dangerous ♪
486
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,120
♪ My Flipmode Squad
is dangerous ♪
487
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,320
♪ So dangerous
we so dangerous ♪
488
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:27,100
♪ My whole entire unit
is dangerous ♪
489
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:28,253
♪ One time y'all ♪
490
00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:31,123
♪ Throw your hands
real high y'all ♪
491
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,130
♪ Yeah get down y'all ♪
492
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,376
♪ Let me see you all y'all ♪
493
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,380
♪ Busta Rhymes Flipmode y'all ♪
494
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,200
♪ Nineteen ninety eight y'all ♪
495
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,373
♪ Ha get down y'all ♪
496
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,250
♪ Let's have a ball y'all ♪
497
00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:46,323
♪ Feelin' the heat up
in the street rockin' the beat
♪
498
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:49,120
♪ Step up in the club
take me to my reserved seat ♪
499
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,170
♪ Comin' around
all of my people surround me ♪
500
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,330
♪ So much bottles of liquor
y'all brothers will drown me
♪
501
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:56,496
♪ Makin' ya drunk feelin'
the funk blazin' the skunk ♪
502
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,120
♪ Stay hittin' with the shit
that blow a hole in ya trunk
♪
503
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,250
♪ Afraid of us you know
this ain't no game to us ♪
504
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:03,153
♪ You strange to us that's when
we gettin' dangerous come on ♪
505
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:05,323
♪ This is serious ♪
♪ Pa pa pa pa pa pa ♪
506
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:08,660
♪ We could make you delirious ♪
507
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,120
♪ You should have
a healthy fear of us ♪
508
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,200
♪ 'Cause too much of us
is dangerous ♪
509
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,353
♪ So dangerous
we so dangerous ♪
510
00:21:14,383 --> 00:21:17,663
♪ My Flipmode Squad
is dangerous ♪
511
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,150
♪ So dangerous
we so dangerous ♪
512
00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:22,663
♪ My whole entire unit
is dangerous come on ♪
513
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,200
♪ Uhh uhh uhh
uh-huh uh-huh uhh ♪
514
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,323
♪ Uh-huh uhh
uhh uhh uhh ♪
515
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:29,330
♪ Uhh uhh
uh-huh uhh ♪
516
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,130
♪ Uh-huh
uhh uhh ♪
517
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,166
♪ Say Flipmode ♪
518
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,300
♪ Say Flipmode ♪
519
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,663
♪ Say Flipmode ♪
520
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,120
♪ Say Flipmode
♪ Flipmode ♪
521
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:42,330
♪ Say Flipmode
♪ Flipmode ♪
522
00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:44,366
♪ Say Flipmode
♪ Flipmode ♪
523
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,150
♪ Say Flipmode
♪ Flipmode ♪
524
00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:50,163
♪ Say Flipmode
♪ Flipmode ♪
525
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,830
♪ Uhh ♪♪
526
00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:53,156
[audience cheering]
527
00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:03,116
Do Mick Jagger again.
528
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,160
More tongue.
529
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:26,380
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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