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Marlon, you've been stacking
that same pile of magazines
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for the past three days.
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Yeah, I know.
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And you thought it was gonna
take me a long time.
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You're stupid.
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Look at this. Look at this,
man.
This is art, Shawn.
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- This is perfect, son.
- Great. Look here, Corky.
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Um, that girl Jenna's coming by
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with one of her roommates,
so I need you to do me a favor
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and hook yourself up
'cause you look like a bum.
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Uh, hell no, dude.
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I ain't messing with you, black.
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- Come on.
- No, no, no.
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Last time you hooked me up
with a blind date
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her senile dog bit me.
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Ha-ha-ha.
Come on, Marlon, man.
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Look, Jenna's not gonna go
to the movies with me
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if her roommate
don't have nothing to do.
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Hey, well, that's too bad.
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Look, Shawn, every time you hook
me up with a girl
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there gotta be
something wrong with her.
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Tsk. That's not true. Ey, hey.
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What about that girl Linda, huh?
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Linda "The Bald Eagle" Lewis?
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- Oh, she had plenty of hair.
- Yeah, on her back.
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Yo, you should see baby now,
man.
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She comb that back hair
up to her forehead.
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She look like Sade.
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[chuckling]
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More like Chewbacca.
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- Come on, Marlon.
- Sade. No, kid.
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I'm not messin'
with you, Shawn.
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Cool, now, chill,
chill.
Here they come.
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- What's up, Jenna?
- Hey, Shawn.
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- How you doin'?
- Hey, Marlon.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- This is Chrissy.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mm-hmm?
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[both mumbling]
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[chuckling]
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[yelling]
Ow!
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What the hell
are you doing, man?
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Hey, Shawn, [indistinct]
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The hair's real, Shawn,
she's pretty.
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She got all her real teeth.
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Hold on a second.
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Say, girl.
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What's that sign say?
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- "Pop's"
- She can read!
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- She can read!
- What are you doin', man?
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There's nothing wrong with her.
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Oh, uh, hold on.
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Hey, I was wondering
maybe you wanna go to
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uh, you know, go for a
walk
or go to a library
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or maybe the museum.
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- You know, something free.
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, actually, I thought
we'd just stay at my
apartment.
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You know, Dexter's a little
hard to wrangle in public.
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Oh, not my Dexter.
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[laughing]
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What Dexter
are you talking
about?
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(Chrissy)
Oh, didn't Shawn tell you?
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What are you doing?
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This is Dexter, my son.
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[chuckling]
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print!'
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'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite!'
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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(Shawn)
'Hey, kid.
Thanks for doin' this,
man.'
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Look, you owe me one,
alright?
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I can't believe I'm spending
my good Friday night playin'
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You my babydaddy?
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Oh.
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Damn, I should stay
my black behind home.
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Oh, come on.
Don't worry about it,
man.
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They're gonna be rerunning
"Luke's Peep Show" all weekend.
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- Say what? Say what?
- "Luke's Peep Show."
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- Okay, Shawn, I'm ready.
- Now, look at you.
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Looking like
Miss Broke Janet Jackson.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, guys.
Don't have too much fun.
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[laughing]
We won't.
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Bye.
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Marlon, you don't have to stay
here if you don't want to.
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Girl, I'm having a good
old fashioned time here.
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Look at that.
Whoo!
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You the girl.
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I don't know,
for some reason
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Janet thinks
I shouldn't be left alone.
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Actually, I just
finalized
my divorce.
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So now I'm
looking
for a new life.
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Get thehuh
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What happened to you
and your husband?
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Oh, man, you know
Barry's a
paramedic
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over at New York
General Hospital.
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And, I'll tell you,
he's a really good guy
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but he works really
long hours and, you know
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he just wasn't there
for the family.
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He never listened to
me.
I'm tellin' you.
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It was like
I wasn't even there.
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You say somethin'?
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Oh, okay.
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[laughing]
You got me.
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Yeah, for real.
What'd you say?
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- Alright, silly man.
- What?
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I'll tell you what,
I like your sense of
humor.
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[chuckling]
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You know, I like the way
you like my sense of humor.
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By the way, that's my G-spot.
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[both chuckling]
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Yeah, you can get some
Poppin' Fresh dough.
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Oh, yeah?
I can smell Poppin'
Fresh.
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- Thirsty?
- Sure.
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Alright, I have
Chardonnay
in the kitchen.
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You have a daughter too?
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I'll tell you, Marlon,
you are so funny.
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[both chuckling]
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Knock, knock.
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Say, girl, why'd the
chicken
cross the road?
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To get some of them
panty drawers.
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Hey, girl, where's, uh,
the little man at?
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(Chrissy)
'Oh, he's asleep.'
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'We can do whatever we want.'
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- Whatever?
- 'Uh-huh.'
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- 'Hey, you know what?'
- What?
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'Ooh, I would love to do
the one thing I can't do'
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'when Dexter's around.'
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'It's too nasty'
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'and, uh,
he's too young to watch.'
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Damn, girl, you don't waste
no time, do you, little
freak?
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'Go ahead.
Turn it on, baby.'
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I ain't no machine.
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I take my time with things,
you know.
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[laughing]
Wha..
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What are you doing?
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I meant we could watch
"Def Comedy Jam."
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Oh! I knew that.
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I-I just didn't wanna
spill
none of that, uh
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Merlot on my-my
clothes,
that's all.
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It's a brand new shirt.
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[turns on TV]
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Oh, wait, this guy's funny.
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He-he'll want to watch me too.
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Uh-huh.
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[laughing]
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[continues laughing]
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey!
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- What?
- No grabbing.
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- I wasn't grabbing.
- Uh.
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- I was laughing.
- Yeah, right.
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You know Shucky Ducky
is hilarious.
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Quack, quack.
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Silly.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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[whooping]
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[laughing]
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Damn, no offense,
girl,
but, uh..
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...you need to get
some Magic Shave.
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(Chrissy)
'Dexter,
what are you doing up?'
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I'm not sleepy.
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Come on, time for mommy's
little angel to go back to
bed.
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Go on.
Go on, go.
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Sorry, Marlon.
I hope he didn't scare you.
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Oh, no, it's cool,
my pants was wet
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before I came over here.
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Hey, listen, I'm gonna
go heat up some pizza.
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Maybe it'll add a little
spice
to our evening, huh?
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[Marlon chuckling]
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I wish something would.
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I hate the little kid.
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You want to play Spacemasters
with me?
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No.
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[blowing]
Peace out.
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Didn't your mama
tell you to go to bed?
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No one plays with me
anymore.
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I miss my dad.
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Aww, come here, little man.
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Hey, listen.
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Even though your daddy's
not here, I'm pretty sure
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he's thinking about
you
and he loves you.
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Okay?
You feel better
now?
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- No.
- Too bad.
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Get up and take
your little rock head to
bed.
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- Go, peace out.
- At least my dad was fun.
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- Not boring like you.
- 'Wait a minute.'
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Who are you calling boring, hm?
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- You.
- You-you calling me boring.
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Don't you try to walk
out of here like that.
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Not if the Space Rangers
have anything to do with
it.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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[mumbling]
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Space wedgies.
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Well, not to my intellect
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they don't have anything
to do with it.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna
kick your little alien ass..
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...teroid
all over the galaxy.
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Come here, I'mma give you
a space wedgie.
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We'll turn this
all the way to Uranus!
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[humming]
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, what do you two
think you're doing?
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Nothing.
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- Just playing.
- 'Oh, yeah?'
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Well, not on my planet!
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[yelling]
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I wanna thank you for
introducing me to Chrissy,
kid.
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- We were having mad fun.
- Great.
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Well, me and Jenna's been having
two whack weeks, okay?
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Why?
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Because, Marlon, every
time
I try to get my swerve on
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I gotta hear about
oh,
how good Marlon is
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with the baby, daddy.
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How good he is with kids.
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I'm sick of it, man.
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- Cut the nice-guy act.
- It's no nice-guy act.
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I happen to like the girl
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and I love
that little boy Dexter.
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He's so cute, Shawn.
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Yeah, you could tell
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'cause your eyes light up
every time he's around.
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Dee, it's the same look you get
when I put out fresh doughnuts.
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No, but for real, y'all,
it's been great.
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I mean, we go,
we do everything with Dexter.
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We go to the park,
to the zoo
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to McDonald's playground
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and after that, we do
something
he wants to do.
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[laughing]
Oh, you are so
weird.
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- Hey, Marlon.
- Hey!
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00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,370
What's up, little man?
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00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,320
How's my little man?
You alright? You alright?
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00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:11,000
Huh?
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00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:12,200
What's up?
I'm only joking,
baby.
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00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,233
'You part
of this family too.'
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00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:15,996
- Okay.
- How are you?
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00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:18,370
Good.
My two boys together again.
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00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,270
Hey, man, you ready
for your big pow-wow picnic?
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00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,130
You bet.
Look what I got
you.
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[exclaiming]
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00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:27,330
- Huh, for me?
- Mm-hmm.
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00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,150
[chuckling]
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00:10:28,183 --> 00:10:30,103
Say what?
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00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:33,003
- How do I look?
- You look like Pocahontas.
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[instrumental music]
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00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:41,830
You wanna take
your little snake, right?
250
00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,376
'You wanna go
around the bush'
251
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,320
'in the hole..'
252
00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,500
'...and back out the hole.'
253
00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:49,270
'If you have any troubles
gettin' in'
254
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,000
'what you wanna do is wiggle
it
a little bit..'
255
00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:53,830
- Marlon!
- What?
256
00:10:53,116 --> 00:10:55,116
I was just teaching him
how to tie a knot.
257
00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:57,270
Excuse me, nasty girl.
258
00:10:57,300 --> 00:11:00,150
Okay, that's it.
You got your 20 extra
minutes.
259
00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:02,833
- It's time for bed, let's
go.
- Oh, man.
260
00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:03,326
See, I'm not even sleepy, man.
261
00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,346
This so stupid.
262
00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:07,373
Marlon, I'm talking to Dexter.
263
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,120
- Oh.
- I'm like Marlon.
264
00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:11,500
- I'm not tired yet either.
- Yeah.
265
00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,120
Oh, yeah? What if I put you
over
my knee, little man? Let's go.
266
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,370
Oh, hey, hey. You could put me
over your knee too.
267
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,496
Go on and brush your
teeth.
Go to bed, let's go.
268
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,230
- Goodnight, Marlon.
- Oh.
269
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,366
- Goodnight, little man.
- I love you.
270
00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:28,656
I love you too. Alright.
271
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,100
Now go and take your peasy
behind to bed. Go on, peasy.
272
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,303
Goodnight, mommy.
I love you too.
273
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,003
Bye.
274
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:42,503
When the kids go away,
the grown-ups will play.
275
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:43,230
[chuckling]
276
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,280
What you actin' all tense for?
What's wrong?
277
00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:52,276
Mm.
278
00:11:52,316 --> 00:11:54,376
What's the matter?
279
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,000
You're really great
with Dexter, Marlon.
280
00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,320
Oh, he's a great kid.
I mean that's my little man.
281
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:02,170
We work on math problems,
spelling
282
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,000
coloring within the lines.
283
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,330
He's just taught me so much.
284
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,170
- That little boy is a
genius.
- Yeah.
285
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,120
Look, I'm really glad
that you're having
fun..
286
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,350
...but I'm just
a little worried
287
00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:19,303
that Dexter's
becoming
too attached to you.
288
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,333
So? What's the problem
with that?
289
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,326
Look, Marlon, if you
leave,
this is just gonna crush
him.
290
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,250
I'm not going anywhere. What
are
you talking about if I leave?
291
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:28,163
Come on, Marlon, admit it.
292
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,220
Look, you can just date.
293
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,350
But I have to look
after
Dexter too.
294
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,830
I'm trying to do,
I'm trying to look out
295
00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:34,826
for all of us, alright?
296
00:12:34,116 --> 00:12:35,326
Look..
297
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:38,216
Sweetie, I've been thinkin',
and, um..
298
00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:42,370
...I think it's time
I have a family.
299
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:48,160
Marlon, what are you saying?
300
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:51,183
I'm saying I think
we should hook up.
301
00:12:58,216 --> 00:13:00,496
For good.
302
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:08,156
[instrumental music]
303
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,200
Yeah, come here, Jenna,
let me get some of that.
304
00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:19,833
Hey, when you're finished
with that fruit, can I get
some?
305
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,280
It looked good.
306
00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:24,216
What's up, boy?
Where you been all night?
307
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,350
Oh, just spending some time
with the future Mrs.
Williams.
308
00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:29,253
- What?
- Yup.
309
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:31,283
You heard me.
I'm getting married, son.
310
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,120
Marlon, you can't be serious.
311
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:38,300
- I'm dead serious.
- What, did she accept?
312
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:41,123
Oh, not exactly.
But I think she's coming
around.
313
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,000
Yeah, I think you
need
to be coming around.
314
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,330
Right around here, so I can
put
my foot in your behind.
315
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,156
I don't know anybody in
their
right mind who would marry
316
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,330
somebody they've been dating
for less than a month.
317
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,230
What are you talkin' about?
Everybody does, Shawn.
318
00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:54,216
Larry King, Roseanne,
Mike Tyson.
319
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,280
Michael Jackson.
320
00:13:55,316 --> 00:13:57,166
Mm-hmm.
And look at them
now.
321
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,250
Divorced, crazy, has-beens.
322
00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:01,233
And that's just Michael Jackson.
323
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:03,380
Look, Marlon,
I'm tellin' you,
kid
324
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,330
you ain't ready
for no family.
325
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,270
Are you gonna tell me
what I'm ready for, Shawn?
326
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,120
Look, I love Dexter.
327
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,200
Yes, Marlon,
you do love
Dexter.
328
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:14,253
But you know what?
You're not marrying
Dexter.
329
00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:16,153
You're marrying Chrissy,
and you barely know her.
330
00:14:16,183 --> 00:14:17,333
What are you talking about?
I know her, Shawn.
331
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:19,146
I love the girl,
goes without saying, man.
332
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:20,233
- Oh, you know her?
- Yeah, I know her.
333
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:22,146
And you love
her.
Okay, um..
334
00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:24,103
...tell me something about her.
335
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,383
She black.
336
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,380
Tell me something else.
Where's she from?
337
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,170
What-what's her favorite movie?
338
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,330
What's her favorite food?
339
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,300
Simpler than that,
Marlon,
what is her last name?
340
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,350
Ha! It's Bell.
341
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,170
Ha! You're
wrong.
Okay?
342
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,380
That's Dexter's last name.
343
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,250
Chrissy kept her
maiden name Rawlins.
344
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,333
So? Who do you think
you are, Oprah?
345
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:50,116
Why can't you just be
happy for a brother?
346
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,380
You a player-hater,
that's what you are.
347
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,220
Marlon, it's hard
to be happy for you
348
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,170
when I'm watchin' you make the
biggest mistake of your life.
349
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,220
Why is it a mistake? Oh,
'cause I'm from the East
Coast
350
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,000
and she from the West Coast?
351
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:00,380
See, that's the ignorance
in hip hop now, brother.
352
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,170
Marlon, this ain't no joke, man.
353
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,150
This is your life
we're talkin' about.
354
00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:06,373
Sh.. Exactly,
Shawn.
It's my life.
355
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,120
- Can I live it?
- Okay. Fine. You're right.
356
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,350
- Do what you gotta do.
- You know, what I'm saying.
357
00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:12,133
No, no, you're right.
Do what you gotta do.
358
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,266
- Well, thank you.
- Fine, but do me a favor.
359
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,250
- Appreciate it.
- Do me a favor.
360
00:15:15,283 --> 00:15:18,333
Go hang out
with Chrissy tonight. Alone.
361
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,300
Okay? I'll babysit.
362
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,253
[laughing]
363
00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:26,126
What's with
the crazy muppet laugh?
364
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,996
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
365
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,270
You go hang out
with her today, okay?
366
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,660
- Marlon, I'm tellin you
it's--
- You babysit?
367
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,230
- That's hilarious!
- Yeah. It's perfect.
368
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,166
This way you get
to be alone with Chrissy
369
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,150
and get to know her,
and I get to show Jenna
370
00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:37,353
how good I am with kids.
371
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,183
Mm-hmm. Now, you're sure
you wanna do this?
372
00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:43,126
I'm positive, Marlon.
Hey, yo, how hard could it be?
373
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,216
Hmm.
374
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,170
Yo, man. Who taught you
how to tie these knots?
375
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,180
- Rick James?
- Marlon did.
376
00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:58,996
Same thing.
377
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,160
So, Lester..
378
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,000
...you're gonna remember
to tell your mommy and Jenna
379
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,370
how good I am
with kids, right?
380
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Nope. And the name's Dexter.
381
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,350
Hey! Hey! Hey, man!
Oh, you think it's funny,
right?
382
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,303
You see how funny it is
when I spray your glasses
383
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,103
with that stuff.
384
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,223
[phone ringing]
385
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,150
Hello?
Hey, what's up, Marlon?
386
00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:30,503
Uh, nothin', just chillin',
sittin' in the chair
387
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:33,160
while Lester
plays with these knots.
388
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,300
Yeah.
389
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,283
No, man,
I told you, man.
390
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:39,246
I got, I got
everything under control.
391
00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:41,373
Yeah. You ain't got nothing
to worry about.
392
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,170
Yeah. I'm the man.
I told you, man.
393
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,380
I could open up
my own day care center.
394
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,330
Quit it!
395
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,230
Come on, man. Give me that.
This ain't "Jerry Maguire."
396
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:53,156
(Dexter)
Ah!
397
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,220
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
398
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,830
Hello?
Yeah,
Marl.
399
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,176
Uh, alright. Ooh.
400
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:02,346
Alright, I gotta
go.
I gotta go.
401
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:05,333
[upbeat music]
402
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:09,173
[clearing throat]
403
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:12,323
I was gonna offer you
an appetizer
404
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:15,170
but it looks like
you already got one.
405
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,250
Give it up for the waiter!
406
00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:20,103
No, no, no.
I'm ready to order.
407
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,333
- Um, I--
- Uh, d-don't speak.
408
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,150
Don't speak.
409
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:26,133
Don't worry, girl,
I got you covered.
410
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,266
Uh, the lady
will have a
hamburger.
411
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,300
Well done. [indistinct] cheese.
412
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,383
Grilled
onions,
and, uh..
413
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,200
...special sauce on the side.
414
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:38,223
- Marlon, I'm a vegetarian.
- Oh, really?
415
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:41,330
I'm a Capricorn!
416
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,200
Your first date?
I'll come back.
417
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,173
[laughing]
Yeah. You do that,
right.
418
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,383
- Anyway, hey, you know what?
- What?
419
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,500
I want us to have lots and
lots
and lots of kids.
420
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,180
Yeah, I think Dexter
needs
a little playmate.
421
00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:58,116
So I want little
Marlon.
Marlon Junior.
422
00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,180
Marlon III.
423
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,226
- Marlissa. Marlboro.
- Marlon?
424
00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:03,196
Marlon, I don't want
all those kids.
425
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,233
I want to concentrate
on my career.
426
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,316
Career? How you gonna
have time for a
career?
427
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:10,160
You'll be cookin', cleanin'
and knockin' boots with me
428
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,330
twelve hours a day?
429
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:15,156
Hey, girl,
any time you wanna
race..
430
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,000
Booyah!
431
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,130
You just let me
know.
Ha ha!
432
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,150
Marlon, it's become really
clear
that the only thing
433
00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:28,323
we have in common
is our love for Dexter.
434
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:31,200
I can't marry you.
435
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,153
Come on, Chrissy.
What about Dexter?
436
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,203
He needs a father.
437
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,003
Marlon, Dexter has a father.
438
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,170
And the worst thing
I could do would be to rush
439
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,130
into a second marriage.
440
00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:44,246
Yeah.
441
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:47,503
I guess it would be a
mistake
to rush into my first,
huh?
442
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,000
Yeah. Look, Marlon.
443
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,120
Don't worry.
444
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,380
I know you'll make
a great father one day.
445
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,160
[instrumental music]
446
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,660
So did Dexter tell
you
how much fun we had?
447
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,280
Yeah, he told me
you locked him in a closet.
448
00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:17,156
- He told you that?
- Yes.
449
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,660
Oh, he, he a wild little
boy.
He crazy.
450
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,130
You know, we was playin'
this little game called,
um..
451
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,996
...Silence Of The Lambs.
452
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:25,380
[sniffing]
453
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,830
Hmm.
That food smells good,
girl.
454
00:19:28,116 --> 00:19:30,346
- I know.
- Yeah, you could throw down.
455
00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:33,103
[knocking on door]
456
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,103
Shawn, get that please.
457
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,203
I'm gonna go
check on the roast.
458
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,333
Yeah, you check on that roast.
459
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,333
- Hey, what's up, baby boy?
- What you doing, man?
460
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:45,196
- Yo, what you doin' here,
man?
- What?
461
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,123
I thought you
and Chrissy broke
up?
462
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,370
Yeah, just 'cause I ain't
tappin' the mom
463
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,200
don't mean I gotta flick
on the kid.
464
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,373
Wait a minute, I think she
plans
on takin' little Chester
465
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,330
to the pow-wow herself.
466
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,660
Don't worry about it.
467
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,300
Marlon, I thought
after last night
468
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,373
you weren't gonna take Dexter.
469
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,170
Oh, no.
I'm not gonna take
him.
470
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,000
I...got him
a little replacement.
471
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,250
Cuckoo!
472
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:09,663
- Barry?
- Hey, Chrissy.
473
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,330
How've you been?
474
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,330
What are you doing here?
475
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:16,246
Well, I'm here to
be
with my boy.
476
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,273
Marlon here came by my job and
told me about Dexter's pow-wow
477
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,280
and I don't want him to
go
without his father.
478
00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:26,216
- Hey! Dexter!
- Daddy!
479
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,230
[laughing]
480
00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:30,246
Hey, I missed you.
481
00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:33,333
- I missed you too, daddy.
- Oh.
482
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,316
You know what, I'm gonna
take you to that pow-wow
483
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:40,270
and daddy's gonna be around
a lot more from now on.
484
00:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,373
Can mommy come too?
485
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,170
Uh, sure. Sure.
486
00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:55,156
Is that okay with you, Chrissy?
487
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,300
Yeah. I'd like that.
488
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:07,503
- Hey, thanks.
- You got it.
489
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,000
Hey, man.
490
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:20,500
That was really big of you,
Marl.
491
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:24,003
Yeah.
492
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:26,200
Guess I'll be
seeing
them no more, huh.
493
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:29,663
Hey, man. Don't be sad.
494
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,130
At least, you made
little Chester happy.
495
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:36,333
- Marlon?
- Hey, what's up, little man?
496
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:37,150
Thanks.
497
00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:40,273
You got it, pal.
498
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,330
Will you come too?
499
00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:46,116
Nah. But I can walk you
to the car?
500
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,280
- Okay.
- Alright?
501
00:21:48,316 --> 00:21:50,176
You're never gonna be
a little player-hater, son
502
00:21:50,216 --> 00:21:52,316
if you can't go [indistinct]
503
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,280
You'll be sittin' around goin'
"Ha-ha-he-he.
504
00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:56,146
"You're gonna kiss her again?
505
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:59,173
You know, I used to tongue
her down just like that."
506
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,353
Can you believe
that little kid wanted me
507
00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:06,353
to go be a third wheel?
508
00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:08,353
One thing I ain't
is a player-hater.
509
00:22:08,383 --> 00:22:10,253
You know, what I'm
sayin'?
What y'all doin'?
510
00:22:10,283 --> 00:22:13,003
Hey, girl. Hey, where did
you
get that lipstick from?
511
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,160
Shawn, don't tell me
you're gettin' freaky again?
512
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,270
What's up, y'all?
513
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:19,170
Let's make it hotter!
514
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,370
Hey, man. Is that remote
control
I'm sittin' on?
515
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,230
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong with you?
516
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:28,266
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
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