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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,330 --> 00:00:03,170 Thank you, kind lady. Have a mighty fine day. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,100 I'll have another refill, pop. 3 00:00:05,133 --> 00:00:07,353 - Uh, sure, son. - Here, check this out. 4 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:10,103 Guess what this magazine says, "Businessmen are most likely 5 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:11,303 to reveal their secrets." 6 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:13,253 A hooker's bedroom. 7 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:17,173 No! That came in second. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,830 - I knew it. - It's the golf course. 9 00:00:20,116 --> 00:00:21,326 I'm thinkin' about takin' up golf as a hobby. 10 00:00:21,366 --> 00:00:24,156 Mr. Neidermeyer said I could play with him anytime. 11 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,370 Caution. Golf can become an obsession. 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,320 Ah, you don't have to worry about me, pop. 13 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:30,370 I don't have one of those addictive personalities. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,370 Now, hurry up with that coffee! 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,100 Boy, I have to take my belt off of me. 16 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:35,303 Yo! It's.. 17 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:38,333 [chuckles] I'm jokin', man. 18 00:00:38,366 --> 00:00:40,296 All I know is my friend Harold 19 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,183 got so deep into golf, he quit his job 20 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:43,266 so he can be on the green. 21 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,380 - 'Mm.' - Wife left him. Kids hated him. 22 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,130 - Mm. - 'He lost everything.' 23 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:49,346 - Mm. - Golf ruined his life. 24 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:53,370 Or maybe it was the crack. 25 00:00:55,133 --> 00:00:57,123 [theme song] 26 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,160 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 27 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:01,270 ♪ We're happy and we're singing ♪ 28 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,250 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 29 00:01:04,283 --> 00:01:06,373 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 30 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,150 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print.' 31 00:01:08,183 --> 00:01:10,323 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite. That is..' 32 00:01:16,116 --> 00:01:18,346 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:24,333 Will you guys hurry up and finish breakfast? 34 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:26,100 My sister is gonna be here any minute. 35 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,203 Relax, Dee, I haven't seen you this excited 36 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:31,153 since Slim-Fast came out with cookies and cream. 37 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:35,180 Oh, I am sorry. 38 00:01:35,216 --> 00:01:37,096 It's just that I haven't seen Natalie 39 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:39,663 since she was home on leave at Christmas 40 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,280 and I want everything to be perfect for her now. 41 00:01:41,316 --> 00:01:43,226 Don't worry, Dee. I got her welcome sign all ready. 42 00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:44,346 Oh, good, good, good. 43 00:01:44,383 --> 00:01:46,133 (Pops) 'And, and I'm making her' 44 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:49,826 my extra special lunch, pork and beans. 45 00:01:49,116 --> 00:01:50,996 Pops, you always make pork and beans. 46 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:52,120 She don't know that. 47 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:54,000 Hey, hey, hey, come on, Pops 48 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,370 now, Natalie is the pride of the Baxter family. 49 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,660 She was valedictorian at the Air Force Academy. 50 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:03,370 She flew in Desert Storm. She's a hero. 51 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,350 Ooh, she's so si-diddy. 52 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:10,120 I better bring out the Grey Poupon. 53 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,250 So, uh.. 54 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:16,253 ...Dee, is, uh, baby girl cute? 55 00:02:16,283 --> 00:02:19,133 I'll say there's a family resemblance. 56 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:22,156 - Ha ha ha. - Damn! 57 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,300 Oh, I mean, da-a-amn, that is fly. 58 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:27,283 She look like the, the rest of the family-- 59 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:32,156 Hey, Shawn, I don't want you sniffin' after my sister now. 60 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,160 Oh, please, well, you know, she's only here for a week 61 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,270 before she begins her second tour of duty in Asia. 62 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:41,150 So I want her time off to be peaceful. 63 00:02:41,183 --> 00:02:42,253 Ah, don't worry, Dee 64 00:02:42,283 --> 00:02:44,223 those military girls ain't thinkin' about me. 65 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,270 They're too busy watchin' Ellen. 66 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,330 Hello! 67 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:51,250 - Shh! Shh! Shh! - Dee! 68 00:02:51,283 --> 00:02:54,333 - Dee! - That's her. That's her! 69 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:56,100 (Shawn) 'Go, go.' 70 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:58,503 [screaming] 71 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:02,350 - Dee. - It's so good to see you! 72 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,153 You too, Dee, I missed you. 73 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,323 I want you to meet my friends. 74 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,330 This is Pop Williams. 75 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,320 - Howdy-do, lieutenant? - Hi. 76 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:11,100 You know, I was in the army during the Vietnam War. 77 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,233 I didn't get much respect 78 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:16,326 but I served my country nevertheless. 79 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,130 Pops, you were stationed in Germany. 80 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:21,326 So? I faced a lot of danger. 81 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,300 All that knackwurst gave me so much gas 82 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,103 I could hardly walk. 83 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,100 Okay, and, and this is Shawn Williams. 84 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,103 Hey, I'm Shawn and I'm.. 85 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:32,663 ...I'm always standing at attention. 86 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,100 You know what I mean? 87 00:03:34,133 --> 00:03:37,153 At ease, soldier, you know what I mean? 88 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,123 Okay, now where is Marlon? 89 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:41,170 [whistle blowing] 90 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:45,160 ♪ I don't know but it's been leaked ♪ 91 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,160 ♪ Air force girls are the biggest freaks ♪ 92 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,120 Halt! 93 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:51,130 ♪ Dee's sister look good to me ♪ 94 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:53,996 ♪ I just thanked God she don't look like Dee ♪ 95 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:57,170 Just jokin', Dee. 96 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,500 ♪ Sound off ♪ ♪ One two ♪ 97 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:01,160 ♪ Sound off ♪ ♪ Three four ♪ 98 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,380 ♪ Sound off ♪ ♪ One two three four ♪ 99 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,830 ♪ One two three four ♪♪ 100 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,220 [cheering] 101 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:18,216 I have never had my very own parade before. 102 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,330 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 103 00:04:19,366 --> 00:04:21,346 Hey, you want a tour of my baton? 104 00:04:21,383 --> 00:04:24,253 [indistinct chattering] 105 00:04:24,283 --> 00:04:26,383 - What is wrong with you? - Oh, man. 106 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,220 What? 107 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,370 Well, thank you all, it's, it's been a pleasure meeting you. 108 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,500 Why don't you go and get settled? 109 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:38,350 Oh, mama is dyin' to see you. 110 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:41,663 Okay, great, I'll see you later on tonight for the play, right? 111 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,270 Oh, no, I have to stand in for the night guard 112 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:46,200 so I'm not gonna be able to take you out on the town. 113 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:48,183 Uh, ahem, girl 114 00:04:48,216 --> 00:04:51,326 I'll show you the city if you, uh, take me to your foxhole. 115 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:53,326 Uh, uh, forget it please. 116 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:55,346 Marlon, are you free? 117 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:58,233 Sure, I'll just tape the Playboy Channel. 118 00:04:59,316 --> 00:05:01,226 Great, so I'll see you tonight. 119 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:05,226 Okay. Wait, don't do, don't do that, I'll get that. 120 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:07,656 No woman gonna get her bags. 121 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,250 [both chuckling] 122 00:05:18,383 --> 00:05:20,373 [groaning] 123 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:25,160 Ah! 124 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,380 You better get those. I'll get the door. 125 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,660 [upbeat music] 126 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,250 [both chuckling] 127 00:05:34,283 --> 00:05:37,333 I've never been on the Staten Island Ferry before. 128 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:38,830 - Really? - Yeah. 129 00:05:38,116 --> 00:05:40,326 It's, like, really nice on the water 130 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:42,660 feeling the gentle rocking of the boat. 131 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,370 - Yeah, it was pretty nice. - Mm-hmm. 132 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,330 Sorry, I threw up on your shoes. 133 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:47,100 It's okay. 134 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:48,303 [chuckles] 135 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,303 You know, Marlon, there is something about you 136 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:55,163 that makes me feel so...relaxed. 137 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,300 I guess I'm just so used to being a soldier. 138 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:59,373 Sometimes I forget what it's like to just be a woman. 139 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,150 Girl, I know exactly what you mean. 140 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,830 Okay, fish. 141 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,373 [chuckles] You know what? I'm in a wacky mood. 142 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,300 I'm gonna do something I've never done before, alright? 143 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,283 - What? - Watch this. 144 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,173 - Bartender. - What? 145 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,200 I'm picking up the check. 146 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:25,130 Hey, y'all mind your damn business. 147 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:26,376 Go back to playing pool, yeah? 148 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,380 Hey, yo, ain't nobody gonna believe this man. Say cheese. 149 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,330 - Gum and cheese. - 'Alright.' 150 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:36,103 - Wait, Marlon. - Wassup, girl? 151 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,373 Where did you get all that money from? 152 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,200 I saved it. I ain't paid rent in three years. 153 00:06:42,133 --> 00:06:44,253 Don't tell Shawn. He think I'm broke. 154 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:48,000 [chuckles] Pass me that rack. 155 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,500 Yeah, uh, I want this table. 156 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:55,100 I'm sorry, tuggy bear, but, uh, we got here first. 157 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:56,383 I wasn't asking your permission. 158 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,830 I'm takin' this table, scarecrow. 159 00:07:00,116 --> 00:07:02,296 Hey, look here, Nestle Snipes. 160 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,350 Uh, baby, would you like to go bowlin'? 161 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,200 [screaming] 162 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,380 Hey, sweet thing. 163 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,230 Leave her alone. 164 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:23,333 How would you like to be with a real man? 165 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,130 [chuckles] 166 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:27,166 I already am. 167 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,370 Ooh. 168 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,320 Yeah. Yeah. What now? 169 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:37,170 What now? What you got a problem? 170 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,270 [Marlon screams] 171 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:41,300 [screaming] 172 00:07:44,116 --> 00:07:45,316 Yeah, that's what I thought. What? Peace? Peace? 173 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:48,250 Get off out of here. Yo, get off me. Get off me. 174 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,380 What, y'all got a problem? Problem? 175 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,200 Who wants some? Y'all don't know me. 176 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:59,283 I'm crazy, boy. I'm crazy. 177 00:07:59,316 --> 00:08:01,296 Brooklyn, boy. Brooklyn. 178 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,156 West Side. 179 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,250 Girl, it's a lucky thing you came. 180 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:11,353 I was just about to hurt them. 181 00:08:11,383 --> 00:08:13,383 They don't know about all that. 182 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:18,326 Marlon, look, I'm really sorry, I just did that. 183 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:20,346 I feel so safe with you. 184 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:25,123 You are so butch. 185 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:26,350 [instrumental music] 186 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:47,283 [music continues] 187 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,183 Come on, boy, you gotta practice 188 00:08:54,216 --> 00:08:56,326 if you wanna play Mr. Neidermeyer. 189 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,300 There's no son of mine who gonna play golf half-ass. 190 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,373 You're gonna play with your full ass. 191 00:09:02,283 --> 00:09:03,383 Yes, sir. 192 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,250 Come on, Shawn, it's easy. I'll show you. 193 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:08,373 Wait a minute. Okay. 194 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,330 Now, hold her tight. 195 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:12,376 Alright, keep your arms loose. 196 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,330 Alright, now wiggle your hips. 197 00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:16,176 Okay, that's good. 198 00:09:16,216 --> 00:09:18,226 Now, put your pelvis in it. 199 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,116 Yeah, yeah. 200 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:24,150 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 201 00:09:25,283 --> 00:09:28,503 - Yes. Okay. - Ooh. 202 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,320 Hey, girl! Hey! 203 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,370 - You don't play golf. - I know. 204 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,330 Girl, you better get your hands off my wood. 205 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,230 Marlon can cover while we go to the driving range. 206 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:41,116 Oh, I think they're at Bloomingdale. 207 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:44,660 You know, Marlon has been so good this past week 208 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,270 keeping Natalie occupied 209 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,230 I feel I should pay him a little something now. 210 00:09:47,266 --> 00:09:49,116 - 'Very nice of you.' - 'Yeah.' 211 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,330 Dee, you might wanna cancel that check 212 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:53,326 'cause I think the brother's already getting paid. 213 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:57,130 Uh, stop that. Stop that. 214 00:09:57,166 --> 00:10:00,116 What are you doing to my sister? 215 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:03,000 Ain't nobody doing anything freaky. 216 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,200 - Yet. - Yet. 217 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:07,276 Dee, calm down. 218 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,146 - We were just kissing. - Yeah. 219 00:10:09,183 --> 00:10:11,163 Just kissing? 220 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,330 That's no way for an officer to act. 221 00:10:13,366 --> 00:10:15,376 You're absolutely right, Dee. 222 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,660 That's why I've decided, I'm not re-enlisting. 223 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,000 What? 224 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,230 I'm staying here in New York with Marlon. 225 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,380 That's right, Dee. We, we're in love. 226 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,330 I know it's sudden, but.. 227 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:33,660 - Excuse me, Natalie. - 'Yes.' 228 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,160 You've only know him for a week. 229 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,100 I've know Marlon for years, and I love him like a brother. 230 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:40,253 But what do you see in this cretin? 231 00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:43,326 Hey, wait a minute, Dee. 232 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,180 My son ain't no cretin. He's African-American. 233 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,120 Damn right. 234 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:52,370 I cannot believe you are throwing away your career. 235 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,280 Dee, I am a grown woman. 236 00:10:55,316 --> 00:10:57,276 I can make my own decisions. 237 00:10:57,316 --> 00:10:59,096 - Okay. - Okay. 238 00:11:00,183 --> 00:11:01,323 [indistinct chattering] 239 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,180 - No, you said it.Okay. - Shut up. 240 00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:05,216 I'm gonna go tell mama. 241 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,300 - Alright. - I'll see you tonight, Marlon. 242 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,183 Okay, baby. 243 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,230 - Shake that, girl. - Ooh! 244 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:15,166 'Shake what your mama gave ya.' 245 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,300 So you really did drug her, huh? 246 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:21,323 Man, that girl is not drugged, alright? She's in love. 247 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,180 Why are y'all player-hatin'? 248 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,376 P-H! 249 00:11:26,383 --> 00:11:28,203 Why can't y'all just believe that me and Nat 250 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:30,333 we're meant for each other, man. 251 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:32,170 - Meant for each other? - 'Yeah.' 252 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,000 No. No. No, Marlon. 253 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,100 You were not meant for my sister. 254 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,003 She is destined for great things 255 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,200 and I'm not gonna let her throw her life away on you. 256 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,383 Wait, stop. You're saying I'm not good enough for your sister? 257 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,330 - That's not what I said. - Dee, that is what you said. 258 00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:48,096 - No! - You know what? That's that. 259 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,373 You know what? Kill it, kill it. Kill it. 260 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,150 [upbeat music] 261 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,180 [upbeat music] 262 00:12:02,216 --> 00:12:04,116 I'm sorry. 263 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:08,200 [sighs] It's just time for us to move on, you know. 264 00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,353 I know you'll find another guy. 265 00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:12,183 [sighs] 266 00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:14,326 Look.. 267 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,296 ...I know you feel deflated. 268 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,153 Baby, I don't mean to pop your bubble, but.. 269 00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:23,656 [sniffles] 270 00:12:24,366 --> 00:12:26,146 ...it's over. 271 00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,323 'Don't look at me like that, Blowsy.' 272 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:30,300 Don't you look at me like that. 273 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,283 I'll put you out of you misery, okay? 274 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,503 [sighs] 275 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,183 We had some good times, Blows. 276 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,230 - Hey. - Hey, what's popping, kid? 277 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,996 I mean, [indistinct]. 278 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,300 - How're you doing? - Great. 279 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,323 I was just told I'm as worthwhile as cow dookie. 280 00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,120 I feel like singing. 281 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:05,130 Well, technically, son, the cow dookie is extremely 282 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,656 helpful in agriculture. 283 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,500 - It is the-the substance that-- - Pops. Pops. 284 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,150 - Huh? - We get your point. 285 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,303 Marlon, sit down. 286 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,833 Dee did not mean what she said. 287 00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:17,296 She's trying to protect Natalie. 288 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,283 Protect her? From me? 289 00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,296 Come on, pop, I'm in love with the girl. 290 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,003 Son, love doesn't come from the groin 291 00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:25,170 it comes from your heart. 292 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,830 I don't know about that, pop. 293 00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:30,316 I think the groin got a little something to do with it. 294 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:34,000 - You know, 'cause you can't-- - Shut up, Shawn. 295 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:36,270 Love is unselfish. 296 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:39,230 I gave everything I owned to a woman I fell in love with. 297 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:41,096 Gave her my car. 298 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,223 My 8-track stereo. 299 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,160 My two Indian Head nickels. 300 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,330 Then she skipped town. 301 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,660 That's when I met your mama. 302 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,160 Really? 303 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,320 All I know was that.. 304 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:56,120 ...when I'm with Natalie, man, it's like.. 305 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:59,660 ...it's like biting into a York Peppermint Pattie. 306 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,296 And I get the sensation.. 307 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,173 ...I'm on the tallest mountain in Switzerland 308 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,830 and I'm skiing on those white slopes butt naked. 309 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,300 Ninety miles an hour 310 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,833 with the wind brushing through my nappy hair 311 00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:17,826 and bouncing off my perky cold nipples. 312 00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:18,196 And I'm screamin'.. 313 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,303 ...whee! 314 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,333 Whee! 315 00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:26,226 Whee-e-e-e-e! 316 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,266 [instrumental music] 317 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,273 Ew! 318 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,300 I hate to see what you'd do for a Klondike bar. 319 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,183 (Marlon) What's up, G? What you doin' up here? 320 00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,196 Oh, I just came to tell you that I talked to Dee 321 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,163 and I heard her side. 322 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,120 Mm-hmm. You know what, forget Dee. Shoot. 323 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,350 Uh, today I tell her I love her sister 324 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:58,353 and she gonna come at me like that? She just spits on it? 325 00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:00,223 - That's foul, blank. - But, Marlon.. 326 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,120 - Nah. - Come on, be real, kid. 327 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,280 I mean, what kinda future would-would Natalie have 328 00:15:04,316 --> 00:15:06,996 being the wife of a unemployed actor? 329 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,830 She get up every mornin' late.. 330 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,276 ...eat a bowl of soggy cornflakes.. 331 00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:15,496 ...wait on that government check and then go back to bed. 332 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,230 That's what I'm sayin', we be chillin'. 333 00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:22,156 Alright, let me put this in GED terms for you. 334 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,130 If Natalie goes back to the air force 335 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,156 she's gonna be on the fast track. 336 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,250 Dee says she's destined to be a female Colin Powell. 337 00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:30,096 So what are you sayin'? 338 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,283 I'm stoppin' her from being all she can be? 339 00:15:32,316 --> 00:15:34,266 Marlon, remember when you were seven years old 340 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,250 and you found that little caterpillar? 341 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,333 Yeah, Willy. 342 00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,116 And you wanted to put him inside a jar 343 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,280 so you could watch him turn into a butterfly? 344 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,496 Yeah. 345 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,300 But instead it died. 346 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,183 'Cause it didn't have any room to grow. 347 00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:50,156 No. It died 'cause I kept him out in the sun. 348 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,216 With a magnifying glass on him. 349 00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:57,326 Whatever, forget it. You're useless. 350 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,830 Look, I just came here to tell you why Dee was upset. 351 00:16:00,116 --> 00:16:02,156 Think about it, Marlon. 352 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,120 Not too many sisters get a opportunity like this. 353 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,163 - Hey, Shawn. - Hey, Natalie. 354 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,330 - Hi, sweetie. - Hey, Natalie. 355 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,280 Alright, I'm outta here, y'all. 356 00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:14,826 Y'all finish kissing. 357 00:16:14,116 --> 00:16:16,216 - Um, here. - Alright, go on. 358 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,160 (Natalie) 'Come on, let's play.' 359 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,280 Hey, uh, Nattie. 360 00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:21,346 Are you gonna miss doing all that "Top Gun" stuff? 361 00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:25,353 No. All that machismo stuff gets tedious after a while. 362 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:29,173 Yeah.Machismo. 363 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200 Whatever that means. 364 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:34,246 But I will miss some things. 365 00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:38,223 'Cause we used to do a lot of good things for a lot of people. 366 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:42,000 Like the time we saved this village right outside Baghdad. 367 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,230 We rescued all those children. 368 00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:47,226 Wait, wait. You risked your life for some people you don't know? 369 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,326 What you smokin'? 370 00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:51,166 Marlon, some things are more important 371 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,200 than your own happiness. 372 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,120 You know what, Nat, I.. 373 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,170 ...I can't do this anymore. 374 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,503 Okay. You don't have to play if you don't want to. 375 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,220 No, I'm-I'm not talkin' about the game, Nat. 376 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,296 I'm talkin' about us. 377 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,333 Nat, look, I like you. 378 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,830 I love you, okay? I love you. 379 00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:18,373 I'm gonna stop you from becoming a butterfly. 380 00:17:19,216 --> 00:17:21,326 A butterfly? 381 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,370 Yes, see, it's like, if you was a caterpillar and I was a jar 382 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,320 and I put the lid on real tight.. 383 00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,120 ...you'll never be able to do the butterfly 384 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,170 with light-skinned Colin Powell. 385 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,350 Marlon, what did you just say? 386 00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:37,003 Please don't make me say it again. 387 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,163 Are you sayin' that you don't wanna be with me? 388 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,330 No. I'm sayin' I love you. 389 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:50,096 But...if you stay with me I'm just gonna hold you back. 390 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,383 - No, Marlon-- - Sweetie. 391 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,660 Some things are more important than my own happiness. 392 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,100 [instrumental music] 393 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,170 Hey, y'all, what happened to all that golf stuff y'all had? 394 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,130 Golf stuff? What golf stuff? 395 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,326 You're trippin'. There ain't no golf stuff. 396 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,120 Yeah, the golf clubs, the golf balls. 397 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:11,300 That's a figment of your imagination. 398 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,183 Man, we don't have no golf stuff around here. 399 00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:14,296 Go back to work, man. 400 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,833 (Shawn) 'Trippin'.' 401 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,226 - Yo, what happened? - It's Mr. Neidermeyer. 402 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,116 Poor guy got hit in the head with a golf ball. 403 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:26,500 Came straight up the staircase and through the open door there. 404 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,270 Whoever did this is in for a big lawsuit. 405 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,830 Come on, let's go. 406 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:36,223 (both) Shh! Don't you tell nobody. 407 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:42,333 Hey. We're on our way to the airport. 408 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:43,250 Bye, Natalie. 409 00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:45,003 Come back and visit us again. 410 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,300 I will. Thanks. 411 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200 [sighs] 412 00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:52,183 Well...I guess this is it, huh? 413 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,220 I'm gonna miss you. 414 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,230 I'm gonna miss you too. 415 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,330 [Natalie sighs] 416 00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:04,266 I'm gonna call you everyday in Bangkok, okay? 417 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,320 - Really? - Yes. 418 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:08,250 Uh, brother, you gonna write Bangkok. 419 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,380 You better get a calling card. 420 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,330 [Marlon chuckles] 421 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:13,370 Call 1-800-Collect. 422 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,180 - Hey, do me a favor. - Hmm. 423 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:20,296 Bust a cap in Saddam Hussein's ass. Bah! 424 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:25,153 [imitating Saddam Hussein] Oh, my zebony-lebon bro.. 425 00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:27,173 Marlon, shut up. 426 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:33,120 ♪ When I fall in love ♪ 427 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:38,180 ♪ It will be forever ♪ 428 00:19:38,216 --> 00:19:42,326 ♪ Or I'll never ♪ 429 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:47,330 ♪ Fall in love ♪ 430 00:19:47,366 --> 00:19:51,656 ♪ In this restless world ♪ 431 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:55,330 ♪ We live and love 'em ♪♪ 432 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,500 Hey, I'll be back. 433 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,380 [instrumental music] 434 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,300 You alright, kid? 435 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,253 Yeah. 436 00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:13,503 Feels like this little man's just kickin' me 437 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,120 in my heart with some Timberlands. 438 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,180 It's alright. 439 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,120 You can let it out, man, I'll take 440 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:25,000 my shirt to the dry cleaners. 441 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,280 [Marlon blows nose] 442 00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:31,826 [sniffling] 443 00:20:31,116 --> 00:20:34,326 I know it's hard on you, son, but you'll see her again. 444 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,253 U-unless we go to war. 445 00:20:37,283 --> 00:20:39,223 Then you'll see half of her. 446 00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:41,333 - Y'all-- - Hey! 447 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,116 Cab is runnin', I gotta go. 448 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,130 Marlon.. 449 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:48,183 ...I wanted to apologize. 450 00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:50,116 It was never about you, I just didn't want 451 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:53,270 anybody interfering with my sister's future. 452 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,130 You forgive me? 453 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,266 Maybe. 454 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:01,180 I know what you did and I just wanna say thank you. 455 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:06,333 - I forgive you, Dee. - Okay. 456 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,280 - We both cared about her a lot. - Yeah. 457 00:21:08,316 --> 00:21:10,326 Don't worry. 458 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,120 Me and Nat, we're gonna see a whole lot of each other. 459 00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:15,096 See, uh.. 460 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:17,123 ...I'm pregnant. 461 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,270 Yeah, girl. This night belongs to me and you. 462 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,370 Got all your favorites, you know 463 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,270 some candlelight, some champagne. 464 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:31,000 I brought protection. Booyeah. 465 00:21:31,330 --> 00:21:33,170 Some Armorall. Yeah. 466 00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:37,096 Damn, you look good in a uniform. Come here. 467 00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:41,196 Blowsy, missed you, baby. 468 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,170 So good to have you in my arms. 469 00:21:47,366 --> 00:21:50,296 I'mma tear you up. Get over here. 470 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,333 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon, say cheese. 33787

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