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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:04,220 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:06,230 (Shawn) 'I can't believe it's another weekend without a date.' 3 00:00:06,266 --> 00:00:07,376 (Marlon) 'Yeah, I can relate, bro.' 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,100 You know, I'm goin' through a little bit 5 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:12,503 of a dry spell myself. 6 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:13,330 A little dry spell? 7 00:00:13,366 --> 00:00:15,166 Oh, you mean the '90s? 8 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,370 Ha, ha, ha. 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,160 It ain't been that long. 10 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,330 Ooh! Ladies underwear. 11 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:27,200 Look, triple D, my favorite letter of the alphabet. 12 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:29,383 Quick, turn the page. Go, turn, turn, turn. 13 00:00:32,116 --> 00:00:33,346 (in unison) Thongs! 14 00:00:33,383 --> 00:00:35,373 Ooh! Look at that booty, boy. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,370 - Boo-yah! - Look like a full bag of chip. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,330 [laughing] 17 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,160 What are you boys lookin' at? 18 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,300 Oh, just some hose. 19 00:00:46,383 --> 00:00:48,183 Some hose? 20 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,176 That ain't the way to talk on the Lord's Day. 21 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,326 Father, forgive them for they know not what they do. 22 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:55,170 - Fornicating.. - Pop! 23 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,000 - Pop, pop! - What? What? 24 00:00:57,330 --> 00:00:58,130 Pantyhose. 25 00:00:58,166 --> 00:00:59,996 - Pantyhose? - Yeah. 26 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:01,230 It's time you boys meet some women that don't 27 00:01:01,266 --> 00:01:03,166 leave ink on your fingers. 28 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,200 That's why I've come by to take you to the church bazaar. 29 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,353 Oh, great. 30 00:01:06,383 --> 00:01:10,163 Then maybe after that we could go to a little hoedown. 31 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,200 Can't you boys get them hoes off your mind for one second? 32 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:15,203 Now, come on, I'm taking you to church. 33 00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:18,283 Oh, pop, come on, guys don't go to church bazaars. 34 00:01:18,316 --> 00:01:20,326 Exactly. 35 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:22,160 That's why they have wall-to-wall ladies. 36 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,200 Anybody can pick up a pretty girl. 37 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:25,303 Even Marlon? 38 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,353 Of course, it's church. 39 00:01:27,383 --> 00:01:30,833 Miracles do happen. 40 00:01:30,116 --> 00:01:32,826 But if you boys wanna sit on the Lord's Day 41 00:01:32,116 --> 00:01:35,096 and look at naked women, so be it. 42 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:37,333 ♪ Lord help my children ♪♪ 43 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,160 Can you believe pop? 44 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,170 Tryin' to get us to go to some stupid 45 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,830 lame church bazaar to pick up some women. 46 00:01:44,116 --> 00:01:47,326 I know. What kind of desperados does he think we are? 47 00:01:47,366 --> 00:01:49,216 [laughing] 48 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,180 - I'll get our coat. - You do that. 49 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:54,333 Hey, pop.. 50 00:01:54,366 --> 00:01:57,316 [theme song] 51 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,300 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 52 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,133 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' ♪ 53 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,346 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 54 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,276 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 55 00:02:06,316 --> 00:02:08,996 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 56 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,280 'Dynamite, that..' 57 00:02:10,316 --> 00:02:13,176 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 58 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,346 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 59 00:02:15,383 --> 00:02:18,123 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 60 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:20,230 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 61 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:23,156 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 62 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,160 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 63 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,320 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 64 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:29,370 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 65 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,100 ♪ I got something.. ♪♪ 66 00:02:36,116 --> 00:02:41,096 ♪ Ah ♪ 67 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:42,183 ♪ Ah ♪♪ 68 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,830 Come on in, boys. 69 00:02:44,116 --> 00:02:46,146 Come on in. Don't be shy. 70 00:02:46,183 --> 00:02:47,353 If the Lord was gonna strike you down 71 00:02:47,383 --> 00:02:50,273 he'd have done it a long time ago. 72 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,330 [chuckling] 73 00:02:51,366 --> 00:02:53,226 [all chuckling] 74 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:56,170 You can wipe that silly smile of your face 75 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,100 right now, pop, 'cause we ain't stayin'. 76 00:02:58,133 --> 00:02:59,373 Yeah, pop, this is cornier than we thought. 77 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,830 Look at this. 78 00:03:01,116 --> 00:03:04,346 Dumb games, cotton candy, kissin' booth. 79 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:06,003 Kissin' booth? 80 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:08,303 Shawn, quick, give me some money. 81 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,173 Come on, Shawn, give money, give money, give-- 82 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,150 Hey, hey! Boy, stop acting retarded. 83 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,830 - Thank you. - Hey. 84 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,300 - Hi, Mr. Williams. - How do, Miss Amy? 85 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:24,103 Hi. Thanks again for donatin' those pies for the bake sale. 86 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:26,833 Anything for the church house. 87 00:03:26,116 --> 00:03:28,326 But now, are you sure about that being tax deductible? 88 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:29,996 [laughs] 89 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:31,300 - Yes. - Well, alright. 90 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,300 Oh.. 91 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,133 Is this one of your sons? 92 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,496 Yeah, hi, I'm Shawn. 93 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:39,150 I'm Amy. Hi. 94 00:03:39,183 --> 00:03:40,223 Howdy-do. 95 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,320 [laughing] 96 00:03:42,350 --> 00:03:46,120 Amy here practically organized this whole event by herself. 97 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:48,100 Wow! I'm impressed. 98 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,203 The bazaar is nice too. 99 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:51,223 [chuckles] Thank you. 100 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,160 As a matter of fact, uh, pop 101 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,180 I think Marlon's looking for you. 102 00:03:54,216 --> 00:03:56,166 - Over there. - Where? 103 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,230 Over there. 104 00:03:58,216 --> 00:03:59,216 Pop.. 105 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,000 [laughing] 106 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:19,330 (Pops) 'Look at him, look at him, look at that.' 107 00:04:19,366 --> 00:04:21,156 He got enough grease on his mouth 108 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,320 to fry a bucket of chicken. 109 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,230 I'll be right back. And thank you.. 110 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,276 Hey! 111 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,133 Your father is really something. 112 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:32,196 [chuckles] Yeah, he's crazy. He's cuckoo. 113 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:34,663 So, Amy, this place looks great. 114 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,200 I mean, the last time I was here 115 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,133 I don't remember it being this lively. 116 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:39,126 But then again, of course, that was for a funeral. 117 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,196 [chuckles] Okay. Tell me the truth. 118 00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:43,333 You've never been to a church bazaar in your life, have you? 119 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,996 Actually, no, I haven't. 120 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:46,120 But, uh, if I woulda known 121 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:48,150 I was gonna meet an angel.. 122 00:04:48,183 --> 00:04:50,663 ...I woulda been here a lot sooner. 123 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:07,376 [chuckles] Hi, I'm Kim. 124 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,160 How you doin'? I'm, uh.. 125 00:05:13,116 --> 00:05:15,126 ...Marlon. 126 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,156 - Your money, please. - Oh, yeah. 127 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,180 Here you go. Oh. 128 00:05:21,366 --> 00:05:22,376 Hold on. 129 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,660 I know I got some Binaca around here. 130 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,150 - My shift. - Oh, good, girl. 131 00:05:27,183 --> 00:05:28,323 Thank you. 132 00:05:32,283 --> 00:05:35,283 Hi, baby. Heh. Lay it on me. 133 00:05:35,316 --> 00:05:39,146 Ooh, Ethel is ready, willing, and able. 134 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,120 Hey! He-hey! 135 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:44,280 He-hey! Whoa.. 136 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:46,226 Uh, where's Kim? 137 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:47,316 She took a break. 138 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:51,500 And now, I'm gonna break you off. 139 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:52,220 Oh, no! 140 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,100 [instrumental music] 141 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:02,276 Yo, I gotta admit it, Pops. You were right. 142 00:06:02,316 --> 00:06:04,826 Amy is all Latin. 143 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:05,326 Didn't I tell you the church was the place to meet 144 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:08,656 the pretty ladies? Didn't I? 145 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,270 And here I thought church was the place you go 146 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,660 to worship the Lord. Hmm. 147 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:16,380 You guys act like it's happy hour at Hooters. 148 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,100 Nah, it wasn't so happy for me. 149 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:20,323 Now, what you all mad about? 150 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:23,370 I seen you gettin' busy with baby girl. 151 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,250 Oh, Marlon! Did you get some action? 152 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:30,233 Oh, he got awhole 153 00:06:32,216 --> 00:06:36,216 So, Shawn, it sounds like you and this Amy really hit it off. 154 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,500 - What's she like? - Oh, she's really sweet. 155 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:40,500 She's different than any girl I ever went out with. 156 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:41,350 Yeah. She's not inflatable. 157 00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:43,123 [laughing] 158 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,180 What you say? 159 00:06:44,216 --> 00:06:46,246 I said, Amy is so sweet, Shawn. 160 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:49,163 Just a doll of a girl. 161 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,180 Now, really, Amy is really sweet. 162 00:06:50,216 --> 00:06:52,366 She don't like drinking, smoking, going out to clubs 163 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,180 or eatin' at fancy restaurants. 164 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:56,146 Sound like my kinda date. 165 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,323 Cheap. 166 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,130 Hi, Shawn. 167 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:01,266 Hey, Amy. What a surprise. 168 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,130 Uh, Pops was just talking about you. 169 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:05,346 Yeah, he's sayin' how cheap you are. 170 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,353 No, no! Not-not, not bad cheap. Uh, uh, good cheap. 171 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:11,283 Although, sometimes bad cheap can be awfully good. 172 00:07:11,316 --> 00:07:13,146 Uh, did you meet Dee? 173 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,283 Oh, hi, Amy. 174 00:07:15,316 --> 00:07:17,266 It's nice to meet you, Dee. 175 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:20,500 I thought I'd surprise you for lunch. I made egg salad. 176 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:24,000 (in unison) Oh! Egg salad. 177 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,130 Come on, guys, back up. 178 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:27,196 Oh, I'm sorry, I-I guess I should have made more. 179 00:07:27,233 --> 00:07:29,333 Oh, no, no, no. You shouldn't have. 180 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:31,170 Um, what do you say me and you go up to the roof 181 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,120 and have ourselves a little picnic? 182 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:34,230 I'd love that. 183 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:37,276 (in unison) Ohh! She'd love that. 184 00:07:37,316 --> 00:07:39,376 It's a date. 185 00:07:41,116 --> 00:07:42,366 Come on, let's go somewhere we could be alone. 186 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,230 Just you, me and our egg salad. 187 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:46,216 - Okay. - You go first. 188 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,220 The do make a cute couple. 189 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,220 Yeah, if you ask me, that boy is whipped. 190 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:54,150 Oh, she must really like him. 191 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:58,833 Cooking for a man is a sure sign the woman's in love. 192 00:07:58,116 --> 00:08:00,216 Oh, Marlon-n-n! 193 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,223 Hey! 194 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,350 Big Ethel, how you doin'? 195 00:08:06,383 --> 00:08:09,153 I thought I'd be like Amy and bring us a little lunch. 196 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:11,183 You didwhat? 197 00:08:18,183 --> 00:08:20,333 Well, damn, baby! 198 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,996 It's like you caterin' the Million Man March. 199 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:26,500 [instrumental music] 200 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:27,170 (Shawn) 'I ain't even gonna front, girl.' 201 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,660 That dinner was slammin'. 202 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,250 - Well, thank you. - Whoo! 203 00:08:30,283 --> 00:08:33,133 You know, I really enjoy spending time with you, Shawn. 204 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,326 Yeah, well, you know.. 205 00:08:35,366 --> 00:08:39,326 ...I really really enjoy spending time with you too. 206 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:41,660 You don't know how hard it is to find a nice guy. 207 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,160 I mean, most guys are only after one thing. 208 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,120 [scoffs] Yeah, guys could be such dogs. 209 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,330 But not you. You're a perfect gentleman. 210 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:51,176 And I really respect that. 211 00:08:51,216 --> 00:08:53,146 Hey, hey, w-what you doin'? 212 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:55,383 - I'm cleaning the table. - No, no, no. no. 213 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,380 I got a better idea. 214 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:04,233 Would you like to dance? 215 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:07,826 But there's no music. 216 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,200 Boop. 217 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:13,333 [instrumental music] 218 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:14,320 - Very impressive. - Huh, yeah. 219 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:16,370 Well, you know, I used to be a DJ. 220 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,250 You're a wonderful dancer. 221 00:09:25,283 --> 00:09:28,203 [chuckles] Yeah, well, you haven't seen my best moves yet. 222 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:31,233 [music continues] 223 00:09:37,366 --> 00:09:40,196 Would you like to go inside? 224 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:43,373 Um...Shawn, I really.. 225 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,500 ...really like you, but.. 226 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:47,220 ...no. 227 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,230 Hey, hey, hey. It's cool. 228 00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:52,176 I mean, you know, I don't wanna rush you. 229 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,316 We don't have to do anything tonight. 230 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:55,160 [sighs] 231 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,200 Shawn, um, I don't think you understand. 232 00:09:57,233 --> 00:10:01,333 See, I'm saving myself for my husband. 233 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,150 You married? 234 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,150 No! No. 235 00:10:07,183 --> 00:10:08,373 I'm a virgin. 236 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:15,270 Oh. 237 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,330 Well, is that a problem? 238 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,246 Nah, uh, no. No problem. 239 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,503 I mean, we can still dance. 240 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:22,220 Yeah, sure. 241 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,370 Yeah. 242 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:30,830 - Go for it. Okay. - Okay. 243 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,830 (Shawn) 'Marlon, it's time for work.' 244 00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:41,326 I wanna know the play-by-play on the action. 245 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:42,100 What are you talkin' about? 246 00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:44,163 You know, last night. You and.. 247 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,380 You and Amy knockin' boots, you know? 248 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,270 Come on man, gimme details. 249 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,500 Come on, man. That's high school, man. 250 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,100 - We're past that. - You didn't get none, huh? 251 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,173 [laughing] 252 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:56,350 You really didn't get none. 253 00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:58,003 Will you leave it alone? 254 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,300 I guess that's what she did, huh? 255 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,173 [laughing] 256 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,100 What happened, did you have a...problem? 257 00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:11,116 The problem is, if that's what you wanna call it.. 258 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:13,180 Amy is a virgin. 259 00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:16,996 Seriously, man. Come on, stop.. Stop joking, for real. 260 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,180 I'm serious. Amy is savin' herself for marriage 261 00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:22,166 and, hey, I respect her feelings. 262 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,160 [laughing] Come on, man. Stop playing. 263 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,300 Virgin! 264 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,333 I'm serious. Amy is a virgin. 265 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:30,370 She's saving herself for marriage. 266 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,180 I am so sorry, Shawn. 267 00:11:34,216 --> 00:11:36,996 - Tough luck, kid. - Yeah. 268 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:42,100 Well, looks like we both came up short, kid. 269 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:43,123 Well.. 270 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,226 Hold up, no you didn't. 271 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,250 You did not with Big Ethel. 272 00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:56,153 I did. And, Shawn, it was incredible! 273 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,203 Big chops broke me off! 274 00:11:59,316 --> 00:12:01,126 She wasn't too much for you? 275 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:04,246 Man. It felt I was sleeping with ten women at one time. 276 00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:05,323 Then she made me some cookies. 277 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,130 - Mmm. - Ha! 278 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:09,246 I don't believe this. You got some and I didn't. 279 00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:11,503 That never happens. 280 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,380 It is kind of funny when you think about it, huh? 281 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,380 [laughing] 282 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,320 I guess I'm the playboy, and you're the water boy! 283 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,370 I guess I'm the Mac, and you're the McNugget! 284 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:29,316 I guess I'm Don Juan, and you are Don not! 285 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:32,130 [laughing] 286 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:35,146 I guess I'm.. Late for work! 287 00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:38,346 [instrumental music] 288 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:43,656 Ah! Here, kid, I got the rest of the magazines. 289 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,280 Whoo! 290 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,660 - Whoo. - Marlon. 291 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,500 Magazines are for selling, not sittin'. 292 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,170 - Get it? - Yeah, I get it. 293 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,270 I ain't got no problem gettin' it. 294 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,300 Unlike some people I know. 295 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,333 Look, boy, don't start with me. 296 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,370 Alright, alright. I'm only playing with you. 297 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,500 It's cool that Amy's a good girl and all. 298 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:03,170 That's right. 299 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,160 See, besides, I'm at a point in my life 300 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,350 where I want more out of a relationship than just sex. 301 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:08,373 Yeah, like what? 302 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,280 I have no idea. 303 00:13:10,316 --> 00:13:12,266 There's gotta be somethin'. I don't know, hangin' out 304 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,100 talkin', watchin' TV. 305 00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,283 Okay, you just described us. 306 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,100 How's it going, guys? 307 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,333 What you need is a woman's advice. 308 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,350 Too bad there ain't none around. 309 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,203 Excuse me? 310 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,173 What do you think these are, airbags? 311 00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:29,316 Come on, what you little tenders need to know? 312 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,130 Well, Dee, Amy is a vir-- 313 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,996 A Virgo? Hmm. 314 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,380 No, but close. 315 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,330 Amy is saving herself. 316 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,660 Good for her. 317 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,350 Not a lotta girls these days 318 00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:43,283 with moral values, and self-respect. 319 00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:46,276 I wish I saved myself for marriage instead of bein' 320 00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:48,176 such a wild child. 321 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,996 Ooh, little miss wild, freaky, child. 322 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,320 I'm not proud of it. 323 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:56,100 But I was young and foolish, and only had one thing on my mind. 324 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,323 [chuckles] I know what you mean. 325 00:13:57,350 --> 00:14:00,330 Ha! Mr. Al Green. 326 00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:05,176 Ooh, I had all his records, I went to all his shows. 327 00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:07,146 I lived for that man. 328 00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:12,333 Then one night, I snuck backstage at the Apollo Theater. 329 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,166 And it happened. 330 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,330 You and Al Green? 331 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:19,216 No, me and Curtis, the man who handles his bags. 332 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:24,170 [shudders] That man knew how to fill an overnighter. Hmph! 333 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,830 He also knew how to break a girl's heart. 334 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,326 But he did get me some free 8-tracks. 335 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,330 - Word? - Yeah. 336 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,130 You still got Curtis' number? 337 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,156 [indistinct] 338 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,500 Thanks a lot, Dee. You really cleared things up for me. 339 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:39,170 Now, I gotta dump Amy. 340 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,160 There you go. That's the Shawn I know, baby! 341 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,120 That's right. Gotta go, gotta go. 342 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,250 That's what I'm sayin', baby. 343 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,153 There's plenty more where she came from. 344 00:14:46,183 --> 00:14:50,133 Huh, ain't no girl gonna play this brother righthere. Mm-hmm. 345 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,296 - Hi, Shawn. - Hi, Amy. 346 00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:56,496 Hi, Amy. 347 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,170 Amy? 348 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,370 Keep the faith, girl. 349 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,380 So, little girl, what brings you here? 350 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,220 Well, I just wanted to stop by and see if we were still on 351 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,120 for the church social tonight. 352 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:12,330 Oh, yeah, sure. Why not? 353 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,330 Well, you know, after what happened last night I just 354 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,250 want to make sure everything was still okay between us. 355 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,353 Sure, everything's okay. It's cool. I mean.. 356 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:22,223 Ain't every day a guy meets a girl with self-respect 357 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,200 morals, and all that other good stuff. 358 00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:27,003 Hope you didn't bring that, girl. 359 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:28,270 - Thanks. - Mwah. 360 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,380 I'll meet you at the church at 8:00 then? 361 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,000 - Yeah. - Okay. 362 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,200 - Bye. - Bye. 363 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,233 Whoo! 364 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,216 Brother, I don't know how you do it. 365 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,000 Kissin' that pretty girl like that 366 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:41,500 knowin' that's just how far you gonna go. 367 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:42,350 Hey, look, man, I'm a grown-up, okay? 368 00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:44,173 I can control my urges. 369 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,000 Just, you know, work it off with a little exercise, that's all. 370 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,126 Where you goin'? 371 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,826 Little jog. Maybe around Manhattan. 372 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:53,246 Maybe the tri-state area. 373 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,173 [The Commodores singing "Brick House"] 374 00:15:55,200 --> 00:16:00,380 ♪ She's a brick house ♪ 375 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,280 ♪ She's mighty mighty ♪ 376 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,176 ♪ Just lettin' it all hang out ♪ 377 00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:09,826 ♪ She's a brick house ♪ 378 00:16:09,116 --> 00:16:12,156 ♪ And like lady's stacked and that's the fact ♪ 379 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,280 ♪ Ain't holding nothing back ♪ 380 00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:18,096 ♪ She's a brick house ♪ 381 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,163 ♪ We're here together everybody knows ♪ 382 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,150 ♪ This is how.. ♪♪ 383 00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,253 [music stops] 384 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,100 I'm okay. I'm cool. 385 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,203 I'm sorry. 386 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:31,503 W-when I start pumping, I lose all control. 387 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:32,330 Don't worry about it, girl. 388 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,146 Thank God it wasn't slam dancin'. 389 00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:36,253 I'd be in Connecticut right now. 390 00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:37,303 I'm gonna go get some punch. 391 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,503 You do that. With your bass.. 392 00:16:45,216 --> 00:16:46,216 Marlon? 393 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,320 Hey, hey, what's up, Amy? 394 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,270 Hi, um, have you seen Shawn? 395 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,300 Aww, man. Last time I seen him, he was runnin' off 396 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,123 some nervous energy. 397 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,160 Oh, Shawn. I'm so glad to see you. 398 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,280 - What's goin' on? - Nothin', I'm fine. 399 00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:01,656 Would you like some ice cream? 400 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,830 Alright. 401 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,350 What's up, kid? 402 00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:08,153 Don't ask. How are things with you and Big Ethel? 403 00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,303 Man, I'll be the happiest man alive 404 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,333 if she don't kill me first. 405 00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:15,326 - Hey there, cutie. - What's up, girl? 406 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,230 How about asking me to dance? 407 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,326 Oh, I'm sorry, pretty, um 408 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:21,100 sounds tempting, but I'm kinda here with somebody. 409 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,303 I should've known. 410 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,203 Men are always so much more attractive 411 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,503 when they're spoken for. 412 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:27,270 Oh, well, you know, uh 413 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,180 I'm spoken for myself, girl. 414 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,166 Well, so much for that theory. 415 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,333 She wants me. 416 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:36,250 Marlon, will you control your hormones, man? 417 00:17:36,283 --> 00:17:38,663 We're at a church gathering. 418 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,830 Man, don't act like you wasn't looking at her booty. 419 00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:42,996 Look, man, sex ain't the only thing on my mind. 420 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,660 [upbeat music] 421 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,280 Hey, hey, hey! Man, what's wrong with you? 422 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,163 I was just thinking.. 423 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,660 Don't worry, I've been havin' those thoughts myself. 424 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,150 [laughing] 425 00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:11,103 Will you get your mind out of the gutter? 426 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,833 See, Marlon, Amy's taught me that there's a higher love 427 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:14,316 than just the physical. 428 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:17,170 [scoffs] 429 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,223 [music continues] 430 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,380 [ambient music] 431 00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,216 [upbeat music] 432 00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:53,173 [ambient music] 433 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:02,183 Shawn...our song. 434 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,226 Yeah. 435 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,230 I'm sorry, Amy. 436 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:13,173 I can't do this. 437 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,280 I just can't. 438 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,160 Oh, Big Ethel. 439 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,170 Nine hundred and fourteen, nine hundred and fifteen.. 440 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,280 Who is it? Nine hundred and sixteen.. 441 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:41,366 'It's Amy!' 442 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,000 Oh, boy. 443 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,180 Man. 444 00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,266 [exhales] 445 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,280 Hey. 446 00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:55,376 Hi. 447 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,330 Can I come in? 448 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,330 Oh, yeah, sure. Sorry. 449 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,320 I guess I've been kinda saying that a lot lately. 450 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,130 I guess it's because it's kinda.. 451 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,226 It's kinda hard being with you, without actually 452 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,126 being able to be with you 453 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,176 I know, and I've been going through the same thing. 454 00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:16,156 You have? 455 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,330 I've been doing a lotta thinking. 456 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,220 Shawn.. 457 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,320 I've never felt like this about anybody. 458 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,663 Really? 459 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,200 Yeah, and.. 460 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,160 I don't wanna lose you over this. 461 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,380 So what are you sayin'? 462 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,233 [sighs] 463 00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:40,216 Shawn, uh.. 464 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,380 ...I want you to be the one. 465 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,330 You sure? 466 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:46,660 Yeah. 467 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,500 And I want it now. 468 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,160 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 469 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,250 Well, what's the matter? 470 00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,373 It just don't feel right. 471 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 I mean, it feels right. 472 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:06,170 But...tsk. It ain't right. 473 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,333 You're right. 474 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:10,170 I mean, I know you have your beliefs 475 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,330 and they're important to you, and.. 476 00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:15,656 ...I don't wanna be the brother that messed that up. 477 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,200 Tsk. That's sweet, Shawn. 478 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,373 Listen, maybe we're just movin' too fast. 479 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,100 Yeah, you know, slow it down a little. 480 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,376 Yeah. 481 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,233 Not too much. 482 00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:28,126 Never. 483 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,156 Well, um, it's gettin' late 484 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,230 I guess I better go. 485 00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:32,316 Okay. Call you tomorrow? 486 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,120 - Mm-hmm. - Alright. 487 00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:38,216 [sighs] 488 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,250 - Shawn? - Yeah? 489 00:21:40,283 --> 00:21:42,203 Thanks. 490 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,323 No problem. 491 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,216 Nine hundred and sixteen, nine hundred and seventeen 492 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,180 nine hundred and eighteen, nine hundred and nineteen.. 493 00:21:56,333 --> 00:22:00,223 Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six. 494 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,300 Still didn't get none, huh? 495 00:22:02,316 --> 00:22:04,096 What are you doin' home so early? 496 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,250 It's Big Ethel. 497 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,833 Oh, you guys want the apartment to yourself? I'll be out. 498 00:22:09,116 --> 00:22:10,366 Nah, nah. 499 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,660 She dumped me, man! 500 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,170 Wha-at? 501 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,320 Yeah, man, she said she wanted her space. 502 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:19,250 As big as she is? 503 00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:21,303 I made passionate love to her, Shawn. 504 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:24,303 I gave her the best 30 seconds of her life. 505 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,830 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon. Say cheese! 35050

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