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(Monique)
'Pops, you sure have gone
through a lot of trouble'
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'for this niece of yours, huh?'
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Well, I'm hoping
to cheer her up.
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Poor Sheila's coming to town
to mend a broken heart.
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Her fiance of fiveyears
called off the wedding.
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No. S-see.
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Men can be such dogs.
Where's she stayin'?
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With her two favorite cousins,
Shawn and Marlon.
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- They crazy about that
girl.
- Mm.
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Yup.
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Our country cousin has arrived.
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What took you so long?
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Sheila's bus got here
two hours ago.
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Oh, man, Pops,
you don't know the
half.
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She wouldn't ride
the subway 'cause
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she's afraid to be underground.
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She wouldn't ride
the taxi because
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she didn't wanna
be
around strangers.
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- So we had to walk 37 blocks.
- 'Oh.'
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Martin Luther King
didn't march that
far.
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Oh, there she is.
Come on in.
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Give Uncle John
a kiss and a hug.
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Come on, baby nozzle.
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Look at you. Give me your
luggage, now, let me..
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[Pops laughing]
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[Pops mumbling]
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[laughing]
Okay.
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You so sweet. Look at you.
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Wow. Well, are there
always
so many people in here?
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Yeah, but we family.
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Oh, good. Now, I guess my lunch
is on the house.
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Uh-uh, guess again, stepchild.
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Sheila, this is our
freeloading friend Monique.
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Wow.
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I never seen anyone
as glamorous as you.
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Why, thank you.
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Are you a prostitute?
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[laughing]
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How long do we have the pleasure
of your company?
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I don't know. How long does
it
take to mend a broken
heart?
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Aw-w-w! Mwah! Oh.
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[panting]
Here's the first load.
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Does that answer your question?
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Watch out for Crusalle.
She's my favorite laying
hen.
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[hen clucking]
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Hey, Sheila,
I'm sorry about the goat..
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...but it got jacked
by some Jamaicans.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite. That is..'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ I got something.. ♪♪
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- Whoo!
- Damn it, boy. Mm-hmm.
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It's not like Crusalle
to be gone so long.
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Has anybody seen my chicken?
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'Crusalle!'
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'Crusalle!'
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Skoo-wee! Skoo-wee!
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Hey, cuz, cuz, cuz,
don't-don't
worry about Crusalle.
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She-she's just fine.
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Actually, she could've used
a little bit more salt.
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Hey, cuz, what do you say
we shake this spot
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and go, uh, check out
the Empire State Building?
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Nah. It'll only remind
me
of Franklin.
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"King Kong" was
his
favorite movie.
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Well, how about we go ice
skating in Rockefeller Center?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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Franklin always put
ice
in his drinks.
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Okay, how 'bout we go
to the Statue of
Liberty?
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Nah. It's all green.
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Just like Franklin's teeth.
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Come on, cuz. Listen, you ke..
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You've been sitting here
for three days.
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How can you expect me
to have any fun
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when all I can do
is think about..
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Franklin?
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[sobbing]
Franklin.
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That's okay.
Don't cry.
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Hey, maybe it'll help
if you talked about it.
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I can't! I just can't!
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- Alright, then, fine.
- Okay, then.
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Hey, hey.
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That dirty rotten creep
dumped me.
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Can you believe it?
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I can't believe
how damn strong you
are.
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He left me for a telephone
operator from the MCI.
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Betty Sue.
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He even had the nerve to put me
down as friends and family.
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Oh, no, he didn't, girl.
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Of course,
I do get a 10% discount
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on long distance calls..
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...but I'd much rather
have Franklin.
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[crying]
Mm, oh, Franklin!
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Oh, cuz.
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Hey, Sheila..
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...about that 10%..
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...does that cover phone sex?
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Girl, you know, how long I've
been trying to get with you.
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Well, now you've got me
right where you want me.
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[chuckling]
Not quite. See, you
still
got your clothes on
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and you ain't
covered
in whipped cream.
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Well, that's how
we'll make that, huh?
Huh?
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[blowing nose]
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Y'all keep doing
what you're doing.
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Don't pay me no mind.
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[Sheila sobbing]
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Shawn, who is this?
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That's my Cousin Sheila.
Hey, what you doing here,
cuz?
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Crying.
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Aw, what is the matter?
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Nothin'. She's fine.
It's probably her
allergies.
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My boyfriend dumped me.
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[Sheila sobbing]
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Oh, you poor..
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Come here.
Do you wanna talk about it?
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No, she doesn't, girl.
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Mm, I don't wanna be in the way.
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Hey.
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Franklin and I,
we were together for five
years.
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We were supposed to get married.
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Eh, damn, girl
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you want a
bucket
or somethin'?
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Shawn, show little sensitivity.
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Can't you see
she's close to the edge?
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That makes two of us.
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Today was supposed
to be our wedding day.
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[blowing nose]
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Girl, men can be so...rotten.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Come with me to the bedroom.
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We'll fix your face
and have a nice heart to
heart.
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Shawn, make us some hot cocoa.
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Yeah, with plenty
of whipped cream.
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There's tons of
it
in the fridge.
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[instrumental music]
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(Pops)
'Oh, come on, boys.'
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My sweet Sheila
can't be all that bad.
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Pop, this girl has been here
for two weeks
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she ain't left the house once.
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Groundhogs eat more light
than she does.
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Yeah, pop, we thought
if we got her to talk
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about Franklin,
it would help.
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But now she won't
shut up about him.
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Yeah, we tried everything, pop.
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All she wants to do
is cry all day.
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And she ruined my date
with Nina.
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Yeah, she ruined my date too.
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Marlon, we
talkin'
about real women
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not inflated dates.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Blowsephine counts, alright.
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You boys don't get
the whole picture here.
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Sheila needs a man.
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Oh, come on, pop.
That's sick, man, we cousins.
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I don't want no kids
with three eyes.
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Not you two fools.
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The best way for her
to forget about Franklin
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is to be with somebody else.
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That's a good idea,
have her start datin'
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and build up her confidence.
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And when she go home, she, uh
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go back with her head held high.
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True that, true that,
true that. Word.
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All we gotta do is hook her
up
with one of our boys.
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True that, true that, true that.
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W-word up, boy.
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[laughing]
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Our wedding was gonna be
the shindig of the year.
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Whistling Pete Grubs
was gonna play
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the Lord's Prayer on the spoons.
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And the entire affair
was gonna be catered by Arby's.
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Oh, Franklin!
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[Sheila crying]
Oh, God.
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You gonna eat that?
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(Shawn)
'Trust me, girl. It's
easy.'
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If you want a
man
to get with you
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you gotta use
your body
language.
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Well, I can play
"The Way We Were"
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with my arm pit.
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No, no, no.
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Don't go there.
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All I'm sayin' is
a guy could tell
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what a girl is all about
just by the way she sits.
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What does my body say?
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It's saying "I'm constipated."
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Hey, I am.
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You're really good
at this, Shawn.
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Thanks. Let's move on.
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Observe.
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'Wow.'
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Franklin never did me like that.
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Now, you try.
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- No, Shawn, I don't think--
- Eh, girl, you wanna get a
man?
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- Yeah, but--
- Alright, then.
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Hey, don't say it
with your mouth.
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Say it with your body.
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You try it.
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Don't try and act all
shy.
Come on, girl.
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There you go.
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Mm-hmm.
Let it
out.
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Come on, girl.
Hey, put all that in
your..
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There you go. Mm-hmm.
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00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,833
Now, give a little bit
of bedroom eyes.
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Get sleepy on him.
Big Daddy Kane. Come on.
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'Come on, you're pushing too
hard, you're gonna scare him.'
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Think about what you
want
your body to be saying.
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It's saying
"I'm allergic to
strawberries."
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[instrumental music]
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Anyway, my point is
we can go up to my crib
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and knock some boots.
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00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:30,163
I'll work you like a rib, girl.
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I can take you places,
show you things.
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Rock
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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I haven't the slightest idea.
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Okay, Sheila. Now, remember.
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The most important thing for
when you walk into a club
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is your entrance, okay?
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Now, show me how you walk
into a club? Alright?
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Hey. What the hell is that?
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Well, those clubs are so loud.
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And-and all the bright
lights,
and-and all the people.
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- The people!
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Why, what's wrong with you?
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Listen.
Forget the people, alright?
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The most important thing
when you walk into a club
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the most important thing
to remember..
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...is to keep your mind
on working that booty.
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'Cause that's all that guys
look at anyway, alright?
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00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:25,126
Now, watch me.
You gotta walk, you know.
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- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
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Pah.
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Okay? Now, show me
how you do it.
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- 'Pah.'
- Pah.
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- 'That's it. Pah.'
- Pah.
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A little more back,
a little more back
into it.
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- Pah.
- Pah.
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- Pah!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:46,266
- Pah!
- Hey, hey!
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You walkin', not fightin'.
250
00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:50,203
Now, watch me.
Come here. Come here.
251
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,173
You gotta throw a little
sister
neck into it, alright?
252
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,500
Watch me. I mean, you gotta..
253
00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:56,200
You know,
get a little sister
neck.
254
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:59,153
Pah. Hey, girl.
I see you looking at my butt.
255
00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:01,183
Don't be looking at my butt.
256
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,123
You see what I'm sayin'?
257
00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,300
Hey, girl.
You're looking at my butt.
258
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,303
- Hey, girl--
- 'Hey, hey, hey.'
259
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,333
I said, hey, I said, I said
sister neck not chicken neck.
260
00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:16,333
- Good, that's it.
- Pah.
261
00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:17,230
- She fine.
- Pow.
262
00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:19,296
Smoothly, girl.
S-sm-m-mooth.
263
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,333
- Pa-pow.
- Okay.
264
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,170
That's it, two time.
265
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,350
- P-pah.
- Uh-huh.
266
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,173
- Yeah.
- P-pow, pow, pow.
267
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,250
Hey, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
268
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,500
That p-p-p-pow-pow is for
after the club, okay?
269
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,830
[instrumental music]
270
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:38,366
Yo, homie.
What you got me up for?
271
00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:43,663
I done been out
with your cousin. Huh.
272
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,120
Wasn't giving
a brother norhythm.
273
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,283
What do you know about rhythm?
274
00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:49,146
You just learned how to do
to "The Running Man."
275
00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:51,833
Oh, but I got it though.
276
00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:53,156
Ah-h-h!
277
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:58,130
Oh, my God..
278
00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:01,233
You're doing the jogging man.
279
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:04,266
- Yeah, but I'm dope.
- Unlike Sheila.
280
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,330
Hey, hey, hey. You watch
your
tongue, Grimace. Alright?
281
00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:11,326
Sheila's all that. You wait
till you see the new Sheila.
282
00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:13,316
That was theold
283
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,330
Okay, what's so
all
fine important
284
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:18,826
that you gotta drag me out here
in the middle of the lunch rush.
285
00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:19,266
Yeah, I'm starving.
286
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,120
Hey, you're always starving.
287
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,000
Hey, don't worry
about it, Pops.
288
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,270
Trust me, it's gonna
be worth it. Hit it.
289
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,830
[69 Boyz performing"Daisy Dukes" on player]
290
00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:29,316
♪ Come on baby
kick them daisies ♪
291
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,320
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
292
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,130
♪ I want cha to ♪
293
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,166
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
294
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,370
♪ Everybody ♪
295
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,330
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
296
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,230
♪ I want cha to ♪
297
00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:43,326
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
298
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:46,656
♪ Say look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
299
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,660
♪ Girl you really
got it goin' on ♪
300
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:52,000
♪ Lookin' all nice and sweet
so a ten and girl you're sick
♪
301
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,500
♪ I do like it a lot.. ♪
302
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,830
Man, baby isfine.
303
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:56,276
Now I'm really hungry.
304
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:59,826
What's up, y'all?
305
00:12:59,116 --> 00:13:01,216
What's that
crunching sound I
hear?
306
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,280
Is it the sound of you
boys
eating your hearts out?
307
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,100
(Shawn)
'So what you think, Pops?'
308
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,203
What do I think?
309
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,203
You turned
my sweet little
Sheila
310
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,253
into a shabby looking hoochie.
311
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,346
Can you do the same thing
to your mama?
312
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,660
Girl, you wait
until you get back
home.
313
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,250
They just gonna drop dead
when they see you, girl.
314
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:30,383
What you talking about?
I am home.
315
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,100
- Say what?
- Say what?
316
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:35,133
Honey, I ain't wasting
this stuff
317
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,146
on no hick town.
318
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,663
Wha-wha-what about Franklin?
319
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:42,230
Please, honey.
Later for that Jethro.
320
00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:45,996
Thanks to you boys,
I'm acity
321
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,280
Cousins..
322
00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:51,826
...we gonna be roomies forever.
323
00:13:51,116 --> 00:13:52,316
Oka-a-ay?
324
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:55,370
[instrumental music]
325
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,383
[Shawn chuckling]
326
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:06,370
Mm.
327
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,270
Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo.
328
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,370
That's for you..
329
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,100
...and that's for me.
330
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:20,180
Drink up,
girl.
There you go.
331
00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:22,226
A smooth Zinfandel.
332
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:24,376
Sweet with lots of body.
333
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,280
Just like you.
334
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:28,176
[both chuckling]
335
00:14:28,216 --> 00:14:32,326
And you're like a wine too,
mad dog.
336
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,300
[Shawn growling]
337
00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:35,296
Mwah.
338
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,003
I am so glad
we are alone tonight.
339
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:41,280
[scoffing]
Yeah, girl, we got
the whole place to
ourselves.
340
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,316
That's it.
341
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,230
I ain't never goin' to the
club
with Sheila again.
342
00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:49,316
You know what? That's nice,
but you could tell us later.
343
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:51,330
Shawn, she had rough necks
all over her.
344
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:54,146
- I tried to get 'em off.
- So what? They beat you up?
345
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,153
No, she did.
346
00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:58,323
Yo, cuz. What's up?
347
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,280
Why you punk out like that?
348
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,116
Things were
just startin' to jump.
349
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,250
Yeah, two guys almost
jumped me in the alley.
350
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:06,153
You know what?
We'd love to hear your
story
351
00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:08,203
but me and Nina goin' back
to
her place. Come on, girl.
352
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:12,003
Nina, what's up, girlfriend?
353
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:15,100
Whoo! Never mind me.
What happened to you?
354
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,323
Oh, honey, I found myself.
355
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,280
- Oka-a-ay!
- Oka-a-ay! Ha!
356
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:23,826
And lost her damn mind
in the process.
357
00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:26,146
- Oka-a-ay!
- Oka-a-ay!
358
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:29,123
Come on, Nina, bring
it.
Let's go.
359
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,180
You're gonna let him
talk to you that way?
360
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,250
What way?
361
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:38,203
Bossin' you around like you
ain't got no mind of your
own.
362
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:42,383
- Maybe she ain't ready to
go.
- No, she's ready to go.
363
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,320
Come on, baby,
let's get on out of here.
364
00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,350
No, she ain't ready to go.
365
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:52,830
Mm. This ain't nothin'
but some ripple.
366
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,833
He's just tryin'
to get you drunk
367
00:15:57,116 --> 00:15:59,126
so he can get some
of that nookie.
368
00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:03,166
S-s-s-she's..
369
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,230
She's just
crazy.
No, I'm not.
370
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:08,346
Oh, please. I bet his tiny
behind was playing Sade.
371
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,333
He sure was.
372
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,000
"Smooth Operator."
373
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,250
- And I almost fell for it.
- Oh, come on, girl.
374
00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:18,103
Don't try and act
like
you wasn't down
375
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,503
for the rug burn.
376
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:22,370
Yeah, after you
liquored her up.
377
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,830
- Yeah.
- And to think, girl.
378
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:28,326
I was about to give him
thebest
379
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:29,376
Good lookin' out, girl.
380
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,180
Hey, that's why I'm here,
baby girl.
381
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,376
Come on, aw, come on. He-hey--
382
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,270
Hey, hey,
you disrespected her, man.
383
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,330
Hey, what's up with me and you,
girl? What's up?
384
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:43,283
Look, Sheila. This whole
living
situation ain't working out.
385
00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:45,366
You know, I was gonna talk
to you about that.
386
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,200
I am tired of sleeping
on this here couch.
387
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,233
Smell like foot and ass.
388
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:53,250
I'm taking the bedroom.
389
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:57,283
You see, a home girl
needs her privacy.
390
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,180
Okay?
391
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:06,220
Now is it me, or is old Cousin
Sheila wearing out her welcome?
392
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,133
- Okay.
- Okay.
393
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,660
- Hey!
- Hey!
394
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:17,160
[instrumental music]
395
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,200
Hey, sweet thing.
396
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:33,183
How you doing?
My name is Marlon.
397
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:34,276
I'm a Scorpio.
398
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:38,326
Yes, I'm sweet, sensitive,
and very creative.
399
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,180
Yet, you never know
when I might sting you.
400
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,380
What do you say
I buy you a drink, girl?
401
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,300
How about a little
Sex on the Beach?
402
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,333
How about get out of my
face?
Urgh.
403
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,996
That sounds strong.
That got vodka in it?
404
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,500
Hey, two get out of my faces.
405
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:55,280
Marlon, those lines are so old
406
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:57,326
you couldn't pick
up
Harriet Tubman.
407
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,280
[indistinct chatter]
408
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:06,176
Look at Marky Mark
and the Notorious PIG.
409
00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,326
- What's up, man?
- What's up, man?
410
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,266
What's up, man?
411
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,660
That cousin of yours
ain't with you, is she?
412
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,350
She be bugging, man.
413
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,173
Took her out last week,
she wanted me
414
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,330
to get my nipples pierced.
415
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,126
You too? It hurts, doesn't it?
416
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:20,176
Y'all brothers ain't gotta
worry
about Sheila no more.
417
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:22,656
Me and Shawn found a way
to get rid of her
418
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,370
country behind
once and for all.
419
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,180
Hi! Hi! Hi!
420
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:31,333
Sheila's in the ho-house.
421
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,230
The flavor has arrived. Whoo.
422
00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:36,266
Let's get this party
started right.
423
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,663
Whoo.
424
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,130
Bartender, the usual.
425
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,216
DJ, hit me!
426
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,250
[upbeat music]
427
00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:53,503
♪ The roof the roof ♪
428
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,500
♪ The roof is on fire ♪
429
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,500
♪ We don't need no water
let the.. ♪♪
430
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:58,100
Sheila May Williams.
431
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,133
[music stops]
432
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,826
What in tarnation are you
433
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:03,996
doing up there on that bar?
434
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:05,000
Franklin?
435
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,270
(both)
Franklin. Oka-a-ay.
436
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,250
Get your tail down
here.
You look ridiculous.
437
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,170
You can't talk to me like that.
438
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,220
- Who do you think you are?
- Your fiance, that's who.
439
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:22,330
Fiance? I thought you dumped me
for Betty Sue.
440
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,280
The [indistinct]-showing ho.
441
00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:26,276
I never cared about her.
442
00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:29,146
I just got cold feet
about tying the knot
443
00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:33,163
and...she had this
real soothin' voice.
444
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,100
She kept talking about
peak hours and..
445
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,303
...three-way calling.
446
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,283
I'm just a man.
447
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,333
So what are you saying?
448
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,150
I switched back to AT&T.
449
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,270
Oh, Franklin!
450
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,130
Now, come on down here.
451
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,196
Get out them
wicked city clothes.
452
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,233
Wait a minute.
453
00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:55,296
If we get back together
454
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,233
things are gonna
have to be different.
455
00:19:57,266 --> 00:20:00,366
Now, I'm not cooking for you
every time anymore.
456
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,380
And I'm not doing the laundry.
457
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,170
And every now and then,
I get to drive
458
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,150
the tractor to the feed store.
459
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:11,163
Damn, Sheila. These city
ways
have changed you.
460
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,230
You damn skippy.
461
00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:15,216
Oh, girl, you gonna be my wife.
462
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,280
I would never do
anything
to make you unhappy.
463
00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:20,166
I love you.
464
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,230
But if you don't
come
with me right now
465
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,266
this whole thing is over.
466
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:28,503
Well, in that case, mister
467
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,320
I only have one thing
to say to you.
468
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,660
It's on!
469
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,830
[cheering]
470
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,330
Marlon, man. How did you
get
Franklin to show up?
471
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,226
Simple, my white brother.
472
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:46,366
We just used Sheila's
10% discount
473
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,280
and called the brother up.
474
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:51,116
Homie, homie found out
that his ex-fiancee
475
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,300
was shakin' her money-maker
all over Manhattan
476
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,383
and he came running.
477
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,500
- Oh, yeah.
- He jumped on the first
plane?
478
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,320
- Not exactly.
- Yo, yo, yo, listen up.
479
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,130
Whoever owns
that yellow tractor out
front
480
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,996
you are double parked,
and you are about to be towed.
481
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,660
That's us, honey.
Come on, let's
vamoose.
482
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,826
I mean if you're
ready
to vamoose.
483
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,000
Wait, wait. One second.
484
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:17,100
Cousins, thank you.
You really came through for
me.
485
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,283
Hey, well, you're like
the big sister we never had.
486
00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:20,346
Bye.
487
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:22,173
(Sheila)
I'll see you at the wedding.
488
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,160
Have a mighty fine time.
489
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,160
Hey, cuz. Hey.
490
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,130
You and chicken George is
welcome back at our pad anytime.
491
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,246
Bye.
492
00:21:30,283 --> 00:21:33,833
Enough sentiment. Let's get
this party on the road.
493
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:34,316
Hey, disc jockey!
494
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,353
Hit me! [indistinct]
and get me a hoochie!
495
00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:40,203
♪ Bang bang bang
do that thang ♪
496
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,253
♪ Bang Bang bang
do that thang ♪
497
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:44,173
♪ Bang Bang bang
do that thang ♪
498
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,100
♪ Bang bang bang
do that thang ♪
499
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,383
♪ Bang Bang bang
do that thang.. ♪
500
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,330
♪ Go pop pop go pop pop ♪
501
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,246
♪ Go pop pop go pop pop ♪
502
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:54,003
♪ Go pop pop go pop pop.. ♪♪
503
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,250
♪ Come on baby
kick them daisies ♪
504
00:22:00,283 --> 00:22:01,353
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
505
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,153
♪ I want cha to ♪
506
00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:05,183
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
507
00:22:05,216 --> 00:22:06,376
♪ Everybody ♪
508
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,830
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
509
00:22:09,116 --> 00:22:10,276
♪ I want cha to ♪
510
00:22:10,316 --> 00:22:13,276
♪ Look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
511
00:22:13,316 --> 00:22:16,176
♪ Say look at them girls
with the daisy dukes on ♪
512
00:22:16,216 --> 00:22:18,496
♪ Girl you really
got it goin' on ♪
513
00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,160
♪ Lookin' all nice and sweet
so a ten.. ♪♪
514
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,330
[Marlon screaming]
515
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,183
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
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