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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,350 Here you go, sir. Pops' blue plate special. 2 00:00:05,383 --> 00:00:07,123 Enjoy yourself. 3 00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:12,266 [whispering] Boy! Psst. 4 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:14,830 Psst. 5 00:00:14,116 --> 00:00:16,126 - Come here! - Wassup, pop? 6 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,176 What do you think you're doin' bringin' in 7 00:00:17,216 --> 00:00:19,656 food from the competition? 8 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,330 Oh, this is just a gift from Monique. 9 00:00:20,366 --> 00:00:21,996 See? 10 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:23,230 It's a Napoleon. 11 00:00:23,266 --> 00:00:24,326 I don't care if it's Attila the Hun. 12 00:00:24,366 --> 00:00:27,656 I don't want it invading my diner. 13 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,370 I just wanted to do somethin' special for Monique, pop. 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,160 You really got it bad for her, don' you, boy? 15 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,170 Yeah, man. She whooped it on me. 16 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,280 I mean, she's smart, she's fine 17 00:00:36,316 --> 00:00:38,216 she smells good. 18 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,250 They do say opposites attract. 19 00:00:41,183 --> 00:00:42,333 Ha ha ha. 20 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:46,000 Today's my big day, pop. 21 00:00:46,330 --> 00:00:47,250 I'mma go out there and tell her 22 00:00:47,283 --> 00:00:49,333 how I feel and ask her out. 23 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:51,226 (Pops) 'Young love.' 24 00:00:51,266 --> 00:00:52,296 I-I remember the first time 25 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:54,283 I asked your mom out on a date. 26 00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:55,376 We were both on the subway. 27 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,120 - The car was full.. - Mm-hmm. 28 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:58,270 I was pressed all up against.. 29 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:01,250 [chuckles] I do that, too, pop. 30 00:01:01,283 --> 00:01:03,253 Gotta get your token's worth, brother. 31 00:01:03,283 --> 00:01:04,283 [laughing] 32 00:01:04,316 --> 00:01:06,326 - I winked. - Mm-hmm. 33 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:07,180 - Gave her that killer smile. - Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:07,216 --> 00:01:10,276 - I say, he he he. - Aah! 35 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:12,096 "How do you do, good-lookin'? 36 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:14,273 Watcha got cookin', sugar dumplings?" 37 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:17,180 - A-and what came next? - Shawn. And then you. 38 00:01:18,316 --> 00:01:19,366 Oh! You.. 39 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,270 [theme song] 40 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,663 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 41 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,280 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' ♪ 42 00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:27,266 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 43 00:01:28,366 --> 00:01:30,376 ♪ Give me a high five ♪ 44 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,200 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 45 00:01:33,233 --> 00:01:35,833 'Dynamite. That is..' 46 00:01:35,116 --> 00:01:37,996 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 47 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:40,180 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 48 00:01:40,216 --> 00:01:42,326 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 49 00:01:42,366 --> 00:01:45,496 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 50 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:47,230 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 51 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:49,216 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 52 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:52,130 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 53 00:01:52,166 --> 00:01:54,176 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 54 00:01:54,216 --> 00:01:55,316 ♪ I got something.. ♪♪ 55 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:01,146 [instrumental music] 56 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:06,100 - How do you do, gentlemen? - Howdy-doo? 57 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:11,003 Say, Pops, what's with the clothes rack in the lobby? 58 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,150 Oh, that's my tailor, Sam. 59 00:02:12,183 --> 00:02:15,173 He's responsible for the way I look. 60 00:02:16,366 --> 00:02:19,326 And he's still in business? 61 00:02:19,366 --> 00:02:22,346 You bet he is. I'm makin' the boys buy new suits from him. 62 00:02:22,383 --> 00:02:24,253 Couldn't you just ground them? 63 00:02:24,283 --> 00:02:26,253 [laughs] 64 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:30,370 Son, I'd say you're a perfect 42. 65 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,330 Wrong. 66 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:33,830 [laughs] Yeah, well, you know 67 00:02:33,116 --> 00:02:35,146 I never had any complaints. 68 00:02:35,183 --> 00:02:36,273 Except for that one time. 69 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,660 But, hey, I just got out of the pool. 70 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,230 What the hell are you talking about? 71 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,500 You're buying a suit? 72 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:46,220 - Who died? - Oh. 73 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,660 You think just 'cause a brother's buyin' a suit 74 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,200 he gotta be goin' to a funeral or the court? 75 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:53,183 Guess the only kind of suit a black man's allowed to have 76 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,376 is a lawsuit. 77 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,330 What you need is a straightjacket. 78 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:01,250 Doesn't matter what kind of jacket you wear. 79 00:03:01,283 --> 00:03:04,183 The important thing is the fit. 80 00:03:04,216 --> 00:03:07,226 There, that looks good. That's done. Uh, let's take a look. 81 00:03:07,266 --> 00:03:10,326 There's a big mirror in the men's room upstairs. 82 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:11,660 [groans] 83 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,100 - Can you make it? - 'Son.' 84 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:15,233 I've got a 24-year-old wife. 85 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:17,316 I guess I can handle those stairs. 86 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,300 (Marlon) 'Hey, Monique.' 87 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,133 - Hello, Marlon. - Wassup? 88 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,366 - And what's that? - What, this? 89 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,500 You know that bakery around the corner? 90 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,350 - Yes. It's my favorite. - For real? 91 00:03:31,383 --> 00:03:33,373 Well, I go over there and I ask for a brownie 92 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,120 and look what they gave me. 93 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,100 [gasps] A Napoleon! 94 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,253 I love them! 95 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:42,163 Get outta here. Really? 96 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,330 I hate these things. 97 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:45,250 I have an idea. 98 00:03:45,283 --> 00:03:47,003 Why don't you take it? 99 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:48,200 - For real? - Mm-hmm. 100 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:50,383 Oh, Marlon, that's so sweet. 101 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,330 [telephone ringing] 102 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,996 The phone! 103 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,200 [whispers] The phone. 104 00:03:55,233 --> 00:03:58,503 You owe me big time for this one, sister. 105 00:03:59,216 --> 00:04:02,226 Good morning, Ms. Lattimore's office. 106 00:04:02,266 --> 00:04:05,246 One moment, please. I'll see if she's available. 107 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:07,173 Tell him I'm in conference. 108 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,330 She's right here. 109 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:15,323 Thank you, Ursula. Please hold all my calls. 110 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,330 Mr. Hathaway. 111 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,230 How good of you to call and apologize. 112 00:04:21,266 --> 00:04:22,326 All is forgiven. 113 00:04:22,366 --> 00:04:24,226 Now just reissue my credit card 114 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:26,266 and I won't press charges. 115 00:04:29,366 --> 00:04:30,376 Say what? 116 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,660 Oh, no. Uh-uh. Oh, no. 117 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:36,180 I know you ain't got no attitude. 118 00:04:36,216 --> 00:04:38,226 Delinquent? Who you callin' delinquent? 119 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:41,216 I send you at least two dollars every month. 120 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,346 S-stop laughin'! 121 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:47,323 Sally Struthers could feed ten kids on that. 122 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:49,230 Hello? 123 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:50,996 Hello? 124 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,280 [whispers ] Damn! 125 00:04:55,366 --> 00:04:58,346 Shall I cancel your afternoon meetings, Ms. Lattimore? 126 00:04:58,383 --> 00:05:00,353 Oh, shut up. 127 00:05:02,116 --> 00:05:04,326 That was my last credit card. 128 00:05:04,366 --> 00:05:06,146 Would a Napoleon make you feel better? 129 00:05:06,183 --> 00:05:08,323 No, thanks, Marlon. I couldn't eat a bite. 130 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:19,350 [instrumental music] 131 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:27,660 - Hi, Marlon. - Hey, Monique. 132 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:30,096 Hey, Monique, you know, I was wonderin' 133 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:31,333 maybe you'd be interested in, like, goin' out to a-- 134 00:05:31,366 --> 00:05:33,366 [gasps] Oh, good God! 135 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,230 - Is that a yes or a no? - Marlon, quick. 136 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:37,176 - Help me outta this smock. - I guess that's a yes. 137 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:40,496 Come on, you freak. 138 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:43,170 There is a man in this lobby with a killer smile 139 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,370 in the body of a God. 140 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,500 Oh, girl, you ain't gotta flatter me. 141 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:47,120 I told you, I'mma give you some. 142 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,220 - Come on. - No! 143 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:51,330 I'm talkin' abouthim. 144 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:52,500 - Oh.. - Who that? 145 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,100 Shh. It's Otis Campbell. 146 00:05:54,133 --> 00:05:56,173 My old boyfriend from college. 147 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,170 Oh, he was always so competitive. 148 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,220 - He had to be on top. - Not me. 149 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,350 Top, bottom, sideways.. 150 00:06:03,383 --> 00:06:05,153 I'm flexible, girl. 151 00:06:05,183 --> 00:06:07,323 (Monique) Oh, he looks good. 152 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:10,170 - And successful. - Oh, he ain't all that. 153 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,170 And homie went a little crazy with them shoulder pads. 154 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,660 No, they're his. They're real! 155 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,150 Oh, Marlon, I'd just die if he knew I was a salesgirl. 156 00:06:17,183 --> 00:06:19,253 - Please, help me. - Alright, alright, alright. 157 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,100 Excuse me? 158 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,153 Can I get some help here? 159 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:32,220 Plastic surgeon's office is on the third floor. 160 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:37,160 Monique? 161 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,230 Monique Lattimore. 162 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:41,266 I'd recognize those legs anywhere. 163 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:44,370 Oh! Why, Otis Campbell, as I live and breathe. 164 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,370 What a pleasant surprise. 165 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,250 Uh, Billy Dee, you almost forgot your magazine, man. 166 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:52,163 Keep your shirt on, kid. 167 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,830 I'm talking to the lady. 168 00:06:53,116 --> 00:06:54,116 [chuckles] 169 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:56,300 You look fabulous. 170 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,373 You, too. 171 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,370 So what brings you to New York? 172 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,180 And how soon are you leaving? 173 00:07:01,216 --> 00:07:03,196 Actually, I'm in kind of a rush. 174 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:05,323 I'm dropping off some plans for one of my clients. 175 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:08,200 I have my own architectural firm in Hartford. 176 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:11,233 Ahem, I have my own ant farm in Harlem. Ha. 177 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,380 So what are you up to? 178 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,170 Oh.. 179 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,130 I don't wanna make you late for your appointment. 180 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:22,656 Go, go, go. Run, run, run. 181 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,200 Get hit, hit, hit by a car, car, car. 182 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:27,833 Then we should get together for lunch. 183 00:07:27,116 --> 00:07:28,366 I-I'll be free by 1:00. 184 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,130 That'll be fun, comparing our lives 185 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,366 seeing who's on top. 186 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,660 - Well, uh.. - I won't take no for an answer. 187 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,100 God, I can't wait. 188 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,320 Yo, my man. 189 00:07:41,283 --> 00:07:43,133 Forgot your magazine. 190 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,266 (Otis) 'Ah. Thank you.' 191 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,200 [instrumental music] 192 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:55,500 I'm surprised we haven't run into each other before. 193 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:56,220 You're still somewhere in The Hamptons? 194 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:59,130 - Martha's Vineyard. - Ah! Of course. Ha. 195 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:01,276 Well, you probably have more time to vacation than I do. 196 00:08:01,316 --> 00:08:03,176 I'm so busy running my firm. 197 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,366 I'm the same. 198 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,120 Work, work, work. 199 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:09,350 Really? What is it that you do? 200 00:08:09,383 --> 00:08:12,133 I'm a broker. 201 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:14,266 (Otis) 'Oh, the Wall Street grind.' 202 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:17,220 I always imagined you on something far more.. 203 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,350 ...glamorous than that. 204 00:08:18,383 --> 00:08:22,663 [chuckles] Did you think I meant stockbroker? 205 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,200 Oh, heavens, no. 206 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:27,133 I'm a diamond broker. 207 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:29,656 And how's that for glamor? 208 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,830 [laughing] 209 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,176 Marlon, you're takin' the finish off of the Formica. 210 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,316 You wanna polish something, go wax my car. 211 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:39,370 Oh, pops. Shh. 212 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,100 They're talkin'. 213 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:44,253 Monique, I am so happy for your success. 214 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:46,173 Oh, yes, I guess that's me. 215 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:50,160 Your basic super-successful career woman. 216 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,160 [dishes clanking] 217 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,370 Excuse me, what are you doing? 218 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,180 Just earnin' my 15%.. 219 00:08:56,216 --> 00:08:57,996 ...ma'am. 220 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,350 Of course, my true fulfillment is in my marriage. 221 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:03,333 But I guess a successful career woman 222 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:04,180 has to sacrifice something. 223 00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:05,296 I'm married. 224 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,353 Happily...married. 225 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,330 Oh, but I'm so sorry, man. 226 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:12,116 Here. Lemme.. 227 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,146 Hey, brother, you might wanna get that. 228 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,370 Yes. Fabulous career. 229 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,230 Fabulous marriage. I've got it all. 230 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:30,116 Monique, what you think, girl? 231 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,246 You look sensational.. 232 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:35,663 ...sweetheart. 233 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,660 Thanks. 234 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,320 - Honeybunch? - Otis. 235 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:41,320 I'd like you to meet my husband, Shawn. 236 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,500 [groaning] 237 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:54,196 Please, please, please, please, please, please, please? 238 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,353 So you're married to Monique? 239 00:09:55,383 --> 00:09:59,503 Yeah, sometimes I can't believe it myself. 240 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,660 - Shawn Williams. - Otis Campbell. 241 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,130 So what do you do? 242 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,826 He's in publishing. He's a publisher. 243 00:10:04,116 --> 00:10:06,826 Oh, I've got to go. 244 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:08,156 Uh, but I should stay in the city tonight. 245 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,180 We should go to that new restaurant 246 00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:10,376 uh, in the village, The Golden Veil. 247 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,230 Oh, sorry, no can't do. 248 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:13,996 - My treat. - Your treat? 249 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,660 - We in there. - Ah, perfect. 250 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,220 I'll.. Right on. 251 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,250 I'll meet you at the restaurant, say.. 252 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:20,273 ...eightish? 253 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,320 - Okayish. - Ha ha. 254 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:28,373 - What were you thinking? - What are you thinkin'? 255 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,350 Hey, I'm just tryin' to get a free dinner 256 00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:32,223 at the hottest new restaurant in town. 257 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,280 [sighs] 258 00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:35,266 And unless you want your cover blown 259 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,320 I suggest, you be there, too 260 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,330 dear. 261 00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:43,316 [instrumental music] 262 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,370 [knocking on door] 263 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,250 Shawn...I know I'm a little early, but-- 264 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:54,373 That's okay, I'm starved. Let's get going. 265 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,500 No. 266 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,280 I came early so we could go over a few things. 267 00:10:58,316 --> 00:10:59,296 Like what? 268 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:03,163 Like how important this night is to me. 269 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,660 Otis never passed up the opportunity 270 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,170 to, to put down or degrade the less fortunate. 271 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,100 It was so much fun. 272 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,383 But now I am the less fortunate. And-- 273 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,180 And you're finally gettin' what you deserve. 274 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,196 Yes! And it's not fair. 275 00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,333 Alright. just relax, don't worry. 276 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,300 We're gonna pull this one off. 277 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,663 Okay. 278 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,100 Well, first, if you're gonna be believable as my husband 279 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,353 you're gonna have to have the perfect image. 280 00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:29,323 [chuckling] Come on, girl. 281 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,120 It don't get no more perfect than this. 282 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,120 Then I guess this is gonna have to do. 283 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,220 Alright, we need to come up with a good story 284 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,500 about how we met. 285 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,200 Okay, let's keep this simple. 286 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,103 We met in Zimbabwe. 287 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,833 Good. I like that. 288 00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:49,096 I was inspecting diamond mines. 289 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,273 And I was on a safari. 290 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,330 But the safari was really a cover-up 291 00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:55,096 'cause see, I'm really.. 292 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,323 ...a CIA agent 293 00:11:56,350 --> 00:12:00,830 sent there to investigate the black-market ivory trade. 294 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,333 Okay, I'm a publisher. 295 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,246 Perfect. 296 00:12:07,283 --> 00:12:10,133 Now there's just one big hurdle left to surmount. 297 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,316 Who's gonna spring for the cab? 298 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:14,130 No. We're gonna have to kiss. 299 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,826 Nah, ain't gonna be none of that. 300 00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:17,246 If we're married, we have to be 301 00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:20,133 totally comfortable around each other. 302 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,346 Now come here. 303 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,300 No. 304 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,380 Please? 305 00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:37,156 Okay, now put your arm around me. 306 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,130 Can't we have one of those empty, loveless marriages? 307 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,366 I don't like this any more than you do. 308 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,280 Just do it. 309 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:48,280 [sighs] 310 00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:51,826 [laughing] 311 00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:52,246 Shawn.. 312 00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,173 Okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 313 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,280 Get serious. 314 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,656 Think serious. 315 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,176 [laughing] 316 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,316 - Alright, forget it. - No, the face. 317 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,200 No, I meant you had.. Okay. Um. 318 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,383 [inhales] 319 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,500 Okay. I'm ready now. 320 00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,366 - All. - Okay! 321 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,130 Hey, Shawn, I was thinkin'.. 322 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,126 [gasps] 323 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,296 Hey! 324 00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:31,103 What the hell were y'all doin'? 325 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:33,123 Hey, this was not what it looked like. 326 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,000 - Were y'all kissing? - Yes. 327 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,250 Well, that's what it looked like. 328 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,253 We were acting, man. There was nothin' to it. 329 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:41,163 I mean, it's not like my heart was pounding 330 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,150 or my knees went weak. 331 00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:43,223 O-or my nipples got hard 332 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,270 and I needed a cold shower. 333 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,180 Yeah, well, you know what, if nothing else didn't happen 334 00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,366 you'd be pregnant right now. 335 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,220 Oh, please, do you think I'd be remotely interested 336 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,160 in a big oaf like Shawn? 337 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,100 Oh, shut up and let's get going 338 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,153 you uptight pain in the butt. 339 00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:00,163 Oh, we sound married. 340 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,330 We're good, girl! 341 00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:06,156 Keep it tight. 342 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,170 Watch them hands. 343 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,300 My bad. 344 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,100 [chuckling] 345 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,833 Shawn and Monique. 346 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,170 What am I buggin' for? 347 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,160 Ain't nothin' goin' on between them. 348 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,230 Shawn's my brother. He'd never do that to me. 349 00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:24,146 (man on TV) 'Next on "The Ricky Lake Show.."' 350 00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:27,273 'Men in fancy suits who steal their brother's girlfriend.' 351 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,250 Shawn! 352 00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:32,303 [instrumental music] 353 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,333 Shawn! 354 00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:40,383 [instrumental music] 355 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,383 - Aha, there you are. - Sorry we're a little late. 356 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,180 Yeah, uh, we were foolin' around 357 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:49,326 and lost track of time. 358 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,126 You know how freaky this newlywed thing could be. 359 00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,656 [laughs] 360 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,230 - Ooh. - Ha! 361 00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,826 Francine and I are the same way. 362 00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:59,996 If she'd have been in town, we'd have been even later. 363 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,270 Hours 364 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,170 Yeah, well, it does take some guys 365 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,200 a little longer to get started. 366 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,180 - Our party's ready. - Uh, table for three. 367 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,656 Follow me, please. 368 00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,283 [bells jingling] 369 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:18,253 [instrumental music] 370 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,150 I'm startin' to like this place already. 371 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,316 Call me. 372 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,500 The food is supposed to be fantastic. 373 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,830 We get food, too? 374 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:35,826 Otis, I had no idea 375 00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:37,166 this was a Moroccan restaurant. 376 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,130 Ooh, what fun. 377 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,500 They have some unusual customs 378 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:43,830 just do what I do. 379 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,296 - Got you. - Oh, pillows! 380 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,183 How authentic! 381 00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:48,366 [clears throat] 382 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,316 [mumbling] 383 00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,346 Hey, I guess he don't know about the customs. 384 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,826 My name is Rasaan. 385 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:27,196 Welcome to The Golden Veil. 386 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,133 Tonight the chef's special 387 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,166 is the Chicken Casablanca. 388 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,280 I highly recommend it. 389 00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,366 Can we start with a order ofnachos? 390 00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:38,826 - No. - You know. 391 00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,276 I-I think we'll try the chicken. 392 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:41,116 - Very good. - Huh. 393 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,300 - 'Ooh.' - So.. 394 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,373 How long have you been married? 395 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,100 - A year. - A month. 396 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,233 - A month. - A year. 397 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,176 A year and a month. 398 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,996 Otis, wouldn't you like to know where we met? 399 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,500 Sure, where did you meet? 400 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:54,200 (both) Zimbabwe. 401 00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:57,383 - Ah! - Ah, ha ha, we got it! 402 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,200 Okay, well, I've spent a little time in Africa myself. 403 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,373 - Really? - 'Yes.' 404 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,350 I speak fluent Swahili. 405 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:06,333 [speaking in Swahili] 406 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,203 That means, congratulations on your marriage. 407 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:14,663 - I know. - Yeah, me, too. 408 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,270 So, Otis, do you speak Bantu? 409 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,180 - No. - Huh, I didn't think so. 410 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:23,166 [gibberish] 411 00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:28,123 Kumbaya,kumbaya. 412 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:31,130 [gibberish] 413 00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,353 W-what does that mean? 414 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,233 [chuckles] Wouldn't you like to know? 415 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,300 [no audio] 416 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,250 Excuse me, sir. You have a telephone call. 417 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:46,353 A phone call? 418 00:17:46,383 --> 00:17:48,103 Uh, it must be one of my big 419 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,333 publishing deals goin' through. 420 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,000 I'll be right back, my littlebaklava. 421 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,370 - I got you. Come here. - Yo, man, what's your problem? 422 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,170 - I'm here to fight for my girl. - Boy.. 423 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,100 Shawn, don't hit me please, don't hit me, don't hit me. 424 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,323 Look, man. I ain't here to fight you. 425 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,180 I just want a little bit ofbaba ganoush. 426 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,146 You keep your hands off herbaba ganoush. 427 00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:12,203 I'm sorry. 428 00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,123 - Yo, what's your problem, man? - Shawn. 429 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,250 I'm tryin' to kick it to Monique 430 00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:17,103 and you're in my way. 431 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,173 - You're serious? - Yeah, I'm serious. 432 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,200 Well, what about our plans with Joe College? 433 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,663 Come on, now. She's too good to have to lie to him. 434 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,300 Well, if that's the way you feel, gee. 435 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,663 - I'm out. - On the real? 436 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,370 On the real, of course. You're my brother. 437 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I love you. 438 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,660 Beside, I've been married 439 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,320 to Monique for only an hour 440 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,380 and I'm already thinkin' about committin' adultery. 441 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,830 - Thanks, kid. - Alright, man. Good luck. 442 00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:42,656 - Alright, B. - Alright, babe. 443 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,330 - A little dessert for the road. - Okay. 444 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,226 - Hey, Monique. - Marlon? 445 00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,346 What a surprise! 446 00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:58,103 Listen, sweetie, I gotta talk to you. 447 00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,123 - And we will. - Hey. 448 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:01,280 You're the guy from the newsstand. 449 00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:04,996 Nothing get's by you, huh, Colum-Bro? 450 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,830 And you bussed our table at the diner. 451 00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:10,176 Righto again, Sherlock Home Boy. 452 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,366 Monique, what is he talking about? 453 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,160 I'm talkin' about a little somethin' 454 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,830 called the truth, alright? 455 00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:17,126 Listen, Monique. 456 00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:19,153 I gotta tell you somethin'. 457 00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,373 I can't hold it another minute. 458 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,130 The men's room is around the corner to the left. 459 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,000 Monique, listen. 460 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,160 I, um.. 461 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,170 I think you're a beautiful person. 462 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,350 I don't care what you do or how much money you make 463 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,223 I think you fly just the way you are. 464 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,000 Marlon.. 465 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,320 Sweetie, if you can see yourself like I see you 466 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,350 you wouldn't have to pretend in front of Bryant Gumbel 467 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,133 over there. 468 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,320 'Cause you're all that 469 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,120 and afalafel. 470 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,326 Monique, what is he babbling about? 471 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,370 Otis, I haven't been totally honest with you. 472 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,656 I'm not rich. 473 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,270 And I'm not married 474 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,330 and I'm not a diamond broker. 475 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,250 I'm...a brain surgeon. 476 00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:07,323 I will beat you with this chicken. 477 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,270 Oh, alright! 478 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,160 I'm a salesgirl in a card shop. 479 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,370 And Otis Campbell, if that's not good enough for you 480 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,130 you can just get up and walk right out of this restaurant. 481 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,153 Monique. 482 00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:23,503 Thank you for being so honest with me. 483 00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,320 And I think you're right. 484 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,370 It's time for me to go. 485 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,130 Wait till the alumni hear about this. 486 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,126 Hey, hey! 487 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,296 Don't forget to tell the alumni 488 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,333 that you're still wearing Arsenio's haircut. 489 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,130 'Yes!' 490 00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,116 Yes! 491 00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,660 My posse. 492 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,350 [chuckles] 493 00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:47,233 I'm sorry, sweetie, I didn't mean to mess up 494 00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:48,326 your little date. 495 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,246 It's okay. 496 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,173 Those things you said were so sweet. 497 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,660 You're a really good friend, Marlon. 498 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,250 Thank you. 499 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,370 Well, am I a really, really good friend? 500 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,160 Am I a really, really, really good friend? 501 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,333 Marlon. 502 00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:18,126 Okay, okay, alright, alright. 503 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,370 - Whoo! - Hey, girl? 504 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,170 Well, I guess it's just me and you. 505 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,150 Well, look on the bright side. 506 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,163 I was. 507 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,320 The worst is over. What else could possibly go wrong? 508 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,330 - Yeah. I know, right? - Taste this. 509 00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:34,246 That gentleman said that you'd take care of the check. 510 00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,253 Oh, no problem. 511 00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,663 [both gasp] 512 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,830 Damn! This is rent. 513 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,230 How we gonna pay for that? 514 00:21:43,266 --> 00:21:46,826 [instrumental music] 515 00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:47,366 I don't know about you, but this is the best date 516 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,280 I ever been on. 517 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,250 Hey, hey! Okay, alright. 518 00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,246 between you and Monique. 519 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:01,303 Does the words platonic buddies mean anything? 520 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,123 - Man, like that? - Yeah.. 521 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,350 Well, come with me to play some pool. 522 00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:06,153 No, man. I'm chillin', man. 523 00:22:06,183 --> 00:22:07,373 I'm just gonna stay in the house and take it easy. 524 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,300 - You sure? - Yeah, man, I'mma be alright. 525 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,383 - Alright, one love, kid. - Alright, one love. 526 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,180 [sighs] 527 00:22:15,216 --> 00:22:18,216 [instrumental music] 528 00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,380 Oh, you sure you don't wanna play? 529 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,130 Forget pool. 530 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,160 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon. Say cheese. 36624

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