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[Dog barking]
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Don't worry, Lulu!
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I'll have you back home
to mama by nap-time.
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[Yelps]
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[Moaning in fear]
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Run, run, as fast as you can,
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you can't catch me,
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I'm Alvirah Meehan!
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Well, outrun this, lady!
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[Screams] Regan!
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[Groans]
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[Gasps in relief]
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I know, she's pushing her luck.
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Jack, unless you wanna tell her.
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
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Chicken.
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Thanks for sending a car
to pick the creep up.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Look at you.
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Cass, relax.
Look, she's fine.
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No, Alvirah.
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She's perfect.
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Say thank you, Tallulah.
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Thank you, Alvirah, for saving me.
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You and your partner, Regan,
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you're the best private
eyes in all of Manhattan.
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Kidnapping, dognapping,
it's all in a day's work.
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Right, Regan?
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Well, there are just no words.
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I don't know what Lulu and I
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would have done...
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[Wryly]
Yes, isn't she helpful?
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Well, I know we settled on 20, Alvirah,
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but seeing I was prepared
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to pay a million-dollar ransom...
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50 grand for a dog?
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And precious member of her family.
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That's very generous, Cass.
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Made out to the Meehan & Reilly
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Detective Agency
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as directed.
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There is no 'Meehan and
Reilly Detective Agency.'
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- We have a bank account.
- We do?
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How else would we
cash the check?
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I also ordered
the matching stationery.
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[Cass]: Well, that settles it then!
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Say the word,
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and I will make
this new crime shop of yours
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the talk of the town.
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[Gasps] Oh, I have
a lead on a smashing
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pocket listing for you uptown.
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Don't dawdle.
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I'm going to take care
of some business.
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No. No, no,
no, no, you don't.
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We have to discuss
this, Alvirah.
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But Cass said!
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I know what she said.
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But just because we've solved
a couple of cases together
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doesn't mean that
we should become partners.
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What, even if we call it
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the 'Reilly and Meehan
Detective Agency?'
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Even then.
It's too dangerous.
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But we did good today.
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We got lucky today.
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What happened to
stick with the plan?
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Your cross-my-heart promise
to wait in the car?
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Willy got hungry.
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I sent him to get a quick nosh,
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and that's when I spotted
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our dog-napper.
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He had Lulu,
and she was right there.
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I'm sorry, Alvirah...
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Come on!
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But the way that you operate,
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leaping before you look,
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sooner or later
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I'm gonna get to you
two seconds too late,
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and you're gonna get dead.
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But you're never late,
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and that's what makes us
so good together!
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Admit it, we were destined
to be partners in crime,
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ever since Willy's toothache
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and your dad's dental phobia
brought us together,
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which, need I remind you,
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led to us both saving
your kidnapped father.
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No, you needn't remind me.
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But that was a fluke,
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and no reason to think about
opening a P.I. agency.
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I've got $50,000 reasons
that say otherwise.
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And I'm happy to take
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my half of the reward,
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but then you've got
to promise me,
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matching stationery or not,
you'll close that account.
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[Sighs heavily]
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Look...
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Having good instincts
for spotting trouble
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doesn't mean that you're
prepared to handle it.
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Just once, I'd like to spend
our time together as friends,
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instead of...
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Pretend private eyes.
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We do lots of things as friends!
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Oh, like that boat cruise
we're taking next week
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to celebrate
your mom's new book.
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You and me,
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playing 1870s dress-up crime-busters,
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that is pure fun!
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And I'm holding you to it.
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I promised Jack
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this murder mystery boat cruise
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was all play, all the time...
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[Quietly]
And that goes double for you.
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We'll be partners yet, Regan Reilly,
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just you wait and see.
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♪ ♪
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On behalf
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of my beautiful wife, Nora Reilly,
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it is my honor to welcome
you lucky winners
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for a three-day cruise
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around the magnificent
San Juan islands,
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aboard the luxury yacht,
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"The Taconite"
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where you will celebrate,
and also play a part in,
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Nora's latest masterpiece
of mayhem and murder,
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"The Mystery Cruise."
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You know, when I look at all of you
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in your mystery
game costumes, it's...
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It's truly a dream come true!
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[Applause]
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We're going to be departing
in just a few minutes,
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so whenever you're ready,
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please come on
aboard "The Taconite"!
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[Quietly]
This is Ivy Pickling,
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she's playing the reporter.
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Thanks for joining us, Ivy!
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We look forward
to your inside scoops.
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Oh! [Chuckles]
Of course. Thank you.
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[Quietly]
Here's your detective.
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A widower, name's Ted Cannon.
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- You must be Ted?
- Yeah.
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I'll bet nothing gets past you.
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It's an honor.
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This could only be
Hans and Greta Dietz,
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your tourists from abroad.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dietz!
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All the way from Switzerland!
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Willkommen.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much for picking me.
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This is the thrill of a lifetime!
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[Chuckling awkwardly]
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And he is?
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I'm, uh, well, I'm not really sure.
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But maybe the banker?
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Seaman York reporting for duty,
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A.K.A. "Stowaway."
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First name, Casper.
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And my dear wife, Serena.
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"Society belle"
and all around good sport.
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I know you!
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Mayfair Books, London, right?
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Guilty as charged.
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I was at your signing last year,
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but nothing can top this.
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By all means, sneak onboard!
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Aw...
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Willy, welcome.
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Hi.
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One of you
is gorgeous, by the way.
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[Laughing]
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Do you know any place
on the ship where you can...
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I certainly do.
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The card games
is on the poop deck, Willy.
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That's Willy "Maverick" Meehan,
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breaker of hearts and winner at cards.
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But you knew that.
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[Chuckling]
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If Regan should happen to ask...
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Card room's the last place you'll be.
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See, I knew there was
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an extra-special reason
I loved being your son-in-law.
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[Gushing and sobbing]
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The schoolteacher, Mom?
Really?
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And yet she's
the 'dance hall girl'?
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Hey, you're not Nora's biggest fan.
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Well, she's got you there, kiddo.
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Shall we?
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But doesn't 'number one kid'
count for anything?
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Huh?
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Pops...
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[Sighs]
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♪ ♪
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The players in and out of the game
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are listed here,
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and the clues to be uncovered
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are noted there.
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And these add up to what exactly?
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Why, the intricacies of Nora's game.
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It's ingeniously elegant, actually.
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Each day, we'll receive
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a new set of chapters chock full of leads,
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while the final chapter,
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which reveals the
murderer's true identity
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will be held back
until our journey's end.
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As we all learned
in chapters one through five,
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which we received with
our tickets and invitations,
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tonight, one of us will be murdered,
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and the first among us
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to uncover their motive
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and expose the killer
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will take home the grand prize,
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unless, of course,
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they accuse the wrong player of murder,
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in which case,
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[snaps fingers]
They are out of the game.
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Good evening.
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Oh, good evening.
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Can you imagine it, Greta?
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Having the entire
Nora Reilly collection,
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all autographed first editions.
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Ja.
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Would it not be wonderful?
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No matter what, Hans,
we must win!
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Ja.
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First time at sea, eh?
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Um... how'd you know?
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Oh, that's how I make my living.
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Of course, you're playing the detective.
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I've never done
one of these things before.
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Role-playing and all.
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Yeah, me neither.
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[Chuckles]
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It's Alvirah Meehan!
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A simple cleaning lady from Queens.
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After winning $40 million in the lottery...
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...became a part-time
reporter for "The Globe,"
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thanks to her ability
to uncover crime
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wherever she goes...
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Her most popular stories
detailing the adventures
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of her favorite
street-smart private eye...
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[Gasps]
Regan Reilly!
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The P.I. whose mother
is a mystery writer...
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...and a father who owns funeral homes...
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...who is often quoted as saying...
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"When dinner talk in the family home
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is about murder and mayhem...
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...what else are you
going to be when you grow up?"
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And who else would you marry
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but crack NYPD detective
Jack Reilly.
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No relation, mind you.
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[Together]:
"Meehan and Reilly..."
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And we're all in the same murder mystery!
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[Chuckling in disbelief]
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That's some get-up
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you're flouncing about in there, missy.
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I hope it doesn't offend
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your school teacher sensibilities.
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I'm planning on doing
the cancan in it later.
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I'll be sure to book a ringside seat.
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You do that.
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[Quietly]
I can't seem to find
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a certain gambler,
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and I don't mean Willy.
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[Nora]: There's my favorite sailor,
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and right where I knew I'd find you.
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"My soul is full of longing
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for the secret of the sea..."
268
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,075
"And the heart
of the great ocean...
269
00:10:41,077 --> 00:10:43,494
[Together]: ...Sends
a thrilling pulse through me."
270
00:10:43,496 --> 00:10:45,746
"Though nothing fills this heart
271
00:10:45,748 --> 00:10:47,614
like the passion
I have for thee."
272
00:10:47,616 --> 00:10:48,949
Okay, Longfellow,
273
00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:51,085
time for the gambler
to go to work.
274
00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:53,220
Go? I'm just
getting warmed up.
275
00:10:53,222 --> 00:10:54,555
[Chuckling] Luke...
276
00:10:54,557 --> 00:10:55,723
Yes, darling?
277
00:10:55,725 --> 00:10:58,843
You are incorrigible.
278
00:11:05,485 --> 00:11:07,634
Well, now, it appears
I have lost my way.
279
00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:09,520
Pardon me, you wouldn't
happen by any chance
280
00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:11,489
to know where a gambling man
could find a card game
281
00:11:11,491 --> 00:11:12,773
around here?
282
00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,641
Caspy! Sorry,
he's a bit tipsy.
283
00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:15,993
Darling, mind your step.
284
00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:16,977
How about you two?
285
00:11:16,979 --> 00:11:18,079
Good evening.
286
00:11:18,081 --> 00:11:19,480
Schnell! Liebling!
287
00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:22,166
[Hans]: We get to toot the ship's horn!
288
00:11:22,168 --> 00:11:24,001
If at first you don't succeed...
289
00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:26,487
Yeah, again.
With gusto.
290
00:11:26,489 --> 00:11:28,205
Come on, folks, don't be coy.
291
00:11:28,207 --> 00:11:31,675
How can I interest you
in a game of chance?
292
00:11:31,677 --> 00:11:34,628
You can't win if you don't play!
293
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:35,846
"Pickling" like "pickle,"
294
00:11:35,848 --> 00:11:37,515
but drop the "E"
and an "I-N-G."
295
00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:40,667
It was nice to meet you,
Miss Pickle-ling.
296
00:11:40,669 --> 00:11:42,636
The pleasure's all mine.
297
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:48,809
[Giggles in delight]
298
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:51,512
No need to thank me, ma'am.
299
00:11:51,514 --> 00:11:52,813
As an old Navy corpsman,
300
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:54,848
I am fully qualified
to play your doctor.
301
00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,484
Excellent.
302
00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:59,737
[Sighs with satisfaction]
303
00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:02,123
So this is what heaven looks like.
304
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,191
Tell me about it.
305
00:12:04,193 --> 00:12:06,527
Crispy, greasy...
306
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:08,329
And the food's good, too.
307
00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:09,964
[Laughter]
308
00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:11,198
All right, all right,
I hate to interrupt you two,
309
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:11,999
but are we playing poker
here or what?
310
00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:13,167
Take it easy, skinny.
311
00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:15,035
I raise you $20.
312
00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:18,222
Hoo! Too rich for me.
313
00:12:18,224 --> 00:12:21,075
All right, I'll see your 20 to call.
314
00:12:23,262 --> 00:12:26,013
Two pair, 10 high.
315
00:12:26,015 --> 00:12:28,649
Oh, that's a great-looking hand.
316
00:12:28,651 --> 00:12:31,268
It's a shame it has to lose to me.
317
00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:33,887
I'm not gloating.
318
00:12:33,889 --> 00:12:35,222
It's a full house.
319
00:12:35,224 --> 00:12:36,273
And a pleasure doing
business with you.
320
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,358
Stand back.
321
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:45,866
[Sighs wistfully]
322
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:47,168
Isn't this view
323
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:49,236
every bit as inviting
as I said it would be?
324
00:12:49,238 --> 00:12:52,673
As beautiful
as my bride, Serena.
325
00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:55,793
Bride?
326
00:12:55,795 --> 00:12:58,262
That was five years ago.
327
00:12:58,264 --> 00:13:00,931
Every day's a honeymoon with you, Love!
328
00:13:02,051 --> 00:13:04,768
Happy anniversary.
329
00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:29,210
More champagne, darling?
330
00:13:29,212 --> 00:13:30,828
I rather think I've had enough.
331
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,279
Oh, no, there's no such thing
332
00:13:32,281 --> 00:13:33,914
as too much bubbly.
333
00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:34,832
Oh...
334
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,750
[Laughing]
335
00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:37,718
To happiness
336
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,337
and long life.
337
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:43,340
Stop!
338
00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:45,292
Where is it, you dirty double-crosser?
339
00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:46,644
I swear, I don't have it.
340
00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:47,928
Oh, but I know you do, you lying rat.
341
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,963
But you made one fatal mistake,
342
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:52,733
and that was to leave the man
whose murder you framed me for
343
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:53,434
alive!
344
00:13:53,436 --> 00:13:54,351
That's impossible!
345
00:13:54,353 --> 00:13:55,636
I shot him.
346
00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:57,304
Three times in the back.
347
00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:59,156
But with his dying breath,
348
00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:01,108
"Left Hook" Louis
begged me to avenge him,
349
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:03,327
and I am here to do just that.
350
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:06,864
Now, where is the map to
Left Hook Louis' lost gold mine?
351
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:08,249
I don't know.
352
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,283
If I knew where it was,
I'd tell you, honest.
353
00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:10,668
[Scoffs] Honest?
354
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,369
You wouldn't know honest
if you married it!
355
00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:13,871
Now, you step back!
356
00:14:13,873 --> 00:14:15,956
Whoa!
357
00:14:16,992 --> 00:14:18,042
[Whispering] Let go!
358
00:14:18,044 --> 00:14:19,043
[Whispering] What?
359
00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:20,678
You're supposed to let go.
360
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,795
Oh, yeah! Sorry.
361
00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:24,798
[Gasps, then giggles]
362
00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:26,934
It tickles.
363
00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:28,435
Luke... [whispering] Stop it.
364
00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:34,942
[Gasps dreamily]
365
00:14:34,944 --> 00:14:36,026
Look.
366
00:14:36,028 --> 00:14:37,394
Look.
367
00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:39,813
Isn't the moon lovely tonight?
368
00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:45,319
Ouch.
369
00:14:45,321 --> 00:14:46,320
"Ouch?"
370
00:14:46,322 --> 00:14:48,038
Come on, you're killing me here.
371
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,740
I'm trying to murder you.
372
00:14:49,742 --> 00:14:51,875
Okay, fine.
373
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,469
[Screams]
374
00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:04,221
[Bottle smashes]
[Commotion inside]
375
00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:07,508
Serena? Serena?
What is it?
376
00:15:10,313 --> 00:15:12,479
It's nothing, Caspy.
377
00:15:23,859 --> 00:15:26,727
[Casper]: I say!
Did you hear that?
378
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:29,062
Good lord!
379
00:15:29,064 --> 00:15:30,781
The game's afoot
and we're missing it!
380
00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:31,582
Come on.
381
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:43,210
[Screams in horror]
382
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:48,915
I guess this makes
the gambler our victim.
383
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,968
Indeed.
384
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:52,186
Cross him off...
385
00:15:52,188 --> 00:15:54,021
Gang way, gang way.
386
00:15:54,023 --> 00:15:55,773
Excuse me.
387
00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:56,640
Ah.
388
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,647
Hmm...
389
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,984
Hmm.
390
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:12,573
Hmm.
391
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,122
This man is dead.
392
00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:30,090
[Everyone gasps]
393
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,392
Stabbed in the heart.
394
00:16:31,394 --> 00:16:34,645
And the murder weapon
appears to be missing.
395
00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:38,015
Caspy, forgive me,
396
00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,933
but I've had all the excitement
397
00:16:39,935 --> 00:16:41,435
I can take for one day.
398
00:16:41,437 --> 00:16:42,969
Go play some cards, enjoy yourself.
399
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:45,406
I'm going to catch up
on my beauty rest.
400
00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:55,866
Are you all right?
401
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,317
I'm fine.
402
00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:59,286
[Applause]
403
00:17:02,425 --> 00:17:03,540
Thank you.
404
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,591
Aw.
405
00:17:04,593 --> 00:17:05,876
I was good, wasn't I?
406
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:07,327
Fantastic.
407
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:09,329
Marvelous, marvelous.
408
00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:11,465
Um, I say,
409
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:14,885
did you ever stumble upon
that aforementioned card game?
410
00:17:14,887 --> 00:17:17,003
No, but that is an excellent idea.
411
00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:18,272
Darling, would you mind if I...
412
00:17:18,274 --> 00:17:21,058
Go on, enjoy your poker game.
413
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:21,975
Thank you.
414
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,527
This way.
415
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:25,896
You're sure off to a great start, Mom.
416
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:26,680
The mystery is a total blast.
417
00:17:26,682 --> 00:17:27,514
Really?
418
00:17:27,516 --> 00:17:29,149
Absolutely.
419
00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:31,184
I especially loved the way
that dad got into his part.
420
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:33,353
He was cute, wasn't he?
421
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:35,422
And you make a sensational
dance hall girl.
422
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,075
What?
423
00:17:38,077 --> 00:17:39,192
Oh!
424
00:17:39,194 --> 00:17:40,193
Thank you, Nora.
425
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,462
Well, if you'll excuse me,
426
00:17:41,464 --> 00:17:43,380
I have things to prepare for tomorrow.
427
00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:45,249
I'll see both of you bright and early.
428
00:17:45,251 --> 00:17:47,084
Bye.
429
00:17:49,221 --> 00:17:51,088
Okay, Alvirah, what's up?
430
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,372
Nothing's up.
431
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:53,340
I can almost hear
those wheels grinding
432
00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:54,374
in that busybody brain of yours.
433
00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,927
[Scoffs] There is nothing up.
434
00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:58,178
Just, I should have
eaten something
435
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,229
at the mixer.
436
00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:00,314
Now I got a headache, and...
437
00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:02,015
[Sighs]
438
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:04,351
As if you didn't know,
a murder to solve.
439
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:05,686
Oh.
440
00:18:05,688 --> 00:18:07,521
And since you must
have lessons to prepare
441
00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:09,606
for your new schoolroom,
442
00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:10,691
I bid you adieu.
443
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:11,692
Ah, ah, ah!
444
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,226
But I could use a bite, too,
445
00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:16,196
and seeing the galley
is open round the clock,
446
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,731
my dear dance hall girl,
447
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:20,233
why not join me for a snack
448
00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:22,703
before I bid you adieu
to solve this mystery?
449
00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:24,872
Perfect.
450
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,608
Hmm.
451
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:41,103
What do you mean
452
00:18:41,105 --> 00:18:42,955
"where was I when
the gambler was murdered?"
453
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,457
I don't see that as
any of your concern,
454
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:47,443
unless of course you're
formally accusing me...
455
00:18:47,445 --> 00:18:48,944
Not at all.
456
00:18:48,946 --> 00:18:51,047
I just happened to notice
that you were late
457
00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:52,131
to the party.
458
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,416
Which to me, would indicate
459
00:18:53,418 --> 00:18:56,118
that you were there
conveniently early.
460
00:18:57,639 --> 00:19:00,289
Which is when we need
to wake up tomorrow,
461
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,124
so if you'll excuse me,
462
00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:03,509
I'm gonna call it a night.
463
00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:04,994
Yeah, me too.
464
00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:06,262
You want the last bite?
465
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:07,597
Nah, kill it.
466
00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:18,274
They're splitting up.
467
00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:19,308
I can see that.
468
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,409
Of course you can.
469
00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:21,661
What I mean is, are they splitting up
470
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:22,978
because they know we're tailing them
471
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,163
and are forcing us to make a choice,
472
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,581
or are they splitting
473
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,666
to throw each other
off their own tails, or both?
474
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:27,783
We could split up to follow 'em.
475
00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:29,318
[Stammering]
476
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,586
I'm thinking let's stick with Regan,
477
00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:31,537
and not because I think she's the killer,
478
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,005
but because she's a pro
479
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,156
and has the skills to crack this case,
480
00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:35,207
while Alvirah, though also skilled,
481
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,626
relies more on luck,
482
00:19:36,628 --> 00:19:38,261
and seems too obvious a
choice to have that part.
483
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:39,995
I like it.
484
00:19:39,997 --> 00:19:41,130
Wait.
485
00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:44,684
[Sighing]
486
00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:46,469
I guess we debated a...
487
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:48,104
[Together]
A little too long?
488
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:51,140
[Laughing]
489
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,342
Well...
490
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:55,344
Pick this up in the morning?
491
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:58,064
Yeah, that...
That sounds good.
492
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,532
[Chuckling shyly]
493
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:00,983
Good night.
494
00:20:00,985 --> 00:20:03,286
Good night.
495
00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:20,586
I can't believe
the joy of tooting the horn
496
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,505
came at such a cost.
497
00:20:22,507 --> 00:20:24,390
To miss the murder.
498
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,676
[Sighs] Yeah, but
who could know these things?
499
00:20:26,678 --> 00:20:28,644
I should have known, Hans.
500
00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:29,845
Me!
501
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,437
So, my sweet Alvirah
502
00:21:28,439 --> 00:21:29,789
plays the lottery like it's a calling,
503
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,540
and there's me, a poor plumber...
504
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,459
A great plumber, but a poor one...
505
00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:35,611
Happy to have three
nickels to rub together,
506
00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:37,463
and she's out there
spending two of 'em,
507
00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:40,383
rain or shine,
on a sucker's game,
508
00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:41,467
which, of course
I complain about,
509
00:21:41,469 --> 00:21:43,335
until she wins the big jackpot.
510
00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:44,787
[Sighs]
511
00:21:44,789 --> 00:21:47,173
Okay, she hits everything
she ever wanted,
512
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,674
which, of course,
513
00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:51,310
she never lets me forget about.
514
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,294
[Chuckling fondly]
515
00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:54,063
Well,
516
00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:55,631
seeing as you've experienced
the windfall of good fortune,
517
00:21:55,633 --> 00:22:00,569
perhaps this won't
sting quite so much.
518
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,856
Aces over.
Appears to win again?
519
00:22:05,476 --> 00:22:07,193
It seems that one can be lucky in love
520
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,911
and lucky in cards, eh?
521
00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:10,696
For you maybe.
522
00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:12,198
Me, I'm done with the cards part.
523
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,518
I, too, am past
my quota for punishment.
524
00:22:17,488 --> 00:22:20,873
What do you say we make things
a little more interesting
525
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,825
and maybe, uh, double the odds
526
00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:24,427
for the next few hands?
527
00:22:24,429 --> 00:22:25,544
I'm all played out.
528
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:26,762
[Sighing]
529
00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:28,297
As am I.
530
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:30,516
Oh...
531
00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:31,500
Whoa.
532
00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:32,518
You okay there?
533
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,853
[Moans unsteadily]
534
00:22:33,855 --> 00:22:35,805
I'm afraid the excitement of the evening
535
00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:36,806
has rather taken its toll.
536
00:22:36,808 --> 00:22:38,307
Well,
537
00:22:38,309 --> 00:22:40,359
seeing as I have no
one left to deal to,
538
00:22:40,361 --> 00:22:41,343
why don't you let
me give you a hand
539
00:22:41,345 --> 00:22:42,611
back to your cabin?
540
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,196
Ah, bless you.
541
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,231
You're most kind.
542
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,532
You sure you can handle this?
543
00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:48,567
Mm. Of course.
544
00:22:48,569 --> 00:22:49,702
Besides, I think those eclairs
545
00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:51,320
have your name
written all over them.
546
00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:54,189
I thought they did...
547
00:22:54,191 --> 00:22:55,374
Okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
548
00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,827
Come on, let's get you to bed.
549
00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:03,666
Well, maybe just one.
550
00:23:03,668 --> 00:23:05,367
These look pretty good.
551
00:23:05,369 --> 00:23:06,869
Hey...
552
00:23:06,871 --> 00:23:09,255
What are you doing out here?
553
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,923
Just hoping you'd show up.
554
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:12,391
Is that so?
555
00:23:12,393 --> 00:23:14,426
Well, you got me.
556
00:23:14,428 --> 00:23:15,811
[Sighs wearily]
557
00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:18,430
What?
558
00:23:18,432 --> 00:23:19,882
What aren't you telling me?
559
00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:21,717
Okay, look, don't even think
about rubbing it in...
560
00:23:21,719 --> 00:23:22,718
[Chuckling] Oh, ho...
561
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,553
But, well,
562
00:23:24,555 --> 00:23:26,238
being out here on the water,
563
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,557
so quiet and relaxing,
564
00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:31,577
just you, me and the night sky...
565
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:32,995
It has its pluses.
566
00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:35,614
Oh, so all that complaining that you did
567
00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:37,065
before we left home,
568
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,502
and I quote,
"do we have to go on this cruise
569
00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:40,669
with a bunch of nuts
570
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:41,954
playing dressed-up crime-busters?"
571
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,589
And how I had to remind you
572
00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:45,291
that you were married
to one of those nuts, and now...
573
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:46,709
Now you have the nerve...
574
00:23:46,711 --> 00:23:48,928
Okay, yes, yes, I admit it,
I like the boat.
575
00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:50,679
[Chuckles]
576
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:51,714
But more important, I love
the joy that you being here
577
00:23:51,716 --> 00:23:53,749
brings to your mother.
578
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,801
Well, you keep talking
like that, Mr. Reilly,
579
00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:57,303
and you just might get
580
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,687
to walk this teacher
home from school tonight.
581
00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,889
Oh, really?
582
00:23:59,891 --> 00:24:01,023
I like the sound of that.
583
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,057
[Chuckling]
584
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,376
[Muffled protests]
585
00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:21,443
No, no, do come in!
586
00:24:21,445 --> 00:24:22,878
Serena, darling!
587
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,631
Allow me to introduce
the kind gent
588
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:26,632
who...
589
00:24:26,634 --> 00:24:28,500
Serena?
590
00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:29,585
Serena?
591
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,338
Serena?
592
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,472
Uh... oh.
593
00:24:33,474 --> 00:24:35,758
It appears that my dear wife
594
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,510
has stepped out for
her evening constitutional.
595
00:24:38,512 --> 00:24:40,729
Well, I look forward to
meeting her another time, then.
596
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:41,730
Indeed. Yes.
597
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:42,982
- Good night.
- Good night,
598
00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:43,966
and thank you so much again.
599
00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:45,601
My pleasure.
600
00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:58,414
...a piece of champagne bottle
601
00:24:58,416 --> 00:24:59,949
I now fear indicates
602
00:24:59,951 --> 00:25:03,085
that while I was in the act of committing
603
00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:05,671
my pretend murder...
604
00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:06,789
- Let go!
- What?
605
00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:08,824
You're supposed to let go!
606
00:25:08,826 --> 00:25:11,760
[Alvirah]: There was an
actual premeditated murder
607
00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:13,662
underfoot overhead.
608
00:25:13,664 --> 00:25:15,998
Of course, it took me
a moment to realize
609
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,666
what I think I saw...
610
00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:19,602
[Bottle smashes overhead]
611
00:25:19,604 --> 00:25:21,553
[Alvirah]: Or heard...
612
00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:24,523
As the shattering glass
grabbed my attention.
613
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,692
However, as the dance hall girl,
614
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:28,944
I had to take
the gambler's wallet,
615
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,363
which held "Left Hook" Louie's map,
616
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:34,700
and then quickly exit the
scene of the crime...
617
00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:37,386
...as I had to hide the knife
618
00:25:37,388 --> 00:25:40,956
before anyone spotted me.
619
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,375
But once I gathered my thoughts...
620
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:49,081
I just knew that Serena
had to be in the act...
621
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:52,835
of hitting her husband
with the champagne bottle
622
00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:55,754
and pushing him overboard...
623
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,056
when Luke's...
624
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:58,707
[Luke screams inside, bottle smashes]
625
00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:02,094
...dying scream threw her off her game,
626
00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:05,814
causing her to drop the bottle
and cut her finger...
627
00:26:08,069 --> 00:26:09,435
...evidenced by
the bloody glove
628
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,488
I witnessed later
in the salon...
629
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:15,157
...leaving me in a quandary,
630
00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:19,227
as with no hard proof,
it's only speculation.
631
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,913
Caspy...
632
00:26:20,915 --> 00:26:22,498
Forgive me,
633
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,533
but I've had all the excitement
I can take for one day.
634
00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:31,040
...and if I dared to share
my suspicions with anyone,
635
00:26:31,042 --> 00:26:33,208
especially Regan,
636
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:37,429
I run the risk
of ruining Nora's mystery game
637
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:40,099
on nothing more than
a half-baked hunch.
638
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:42,584
And to do that
639
00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:46,055
after she trusted me
with the honored role
640
00:26:46,057 --> 00:26:47,940
of the murderer,
641
00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:49,775
and Regan insisted on us
642
00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:52,594
just being friends
on this trip...
643
00:26:52,596 --> 00:26:55,197
[Cabin door opens]
644
00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:58,067
[Willy groaning]
645
00:26:59,603 --> 00:27:02,154
You ate too much, didn't you?
646
00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:05,657
Yes. Maybe a little.
647
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:09,845
A little?
648
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:14,633
Well, let's see.
649
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,468
Oh, we have fried shrimp...
650
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,920
Well, fried shrimp is fried.
651
00:27:17,922 --> 00:27:20,172
...fried oysters, French fries,
652
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:23,792
cocktail sauce,
653
00:27:23,794 --> 00:27:25,260
and eclairs...
654
00:27:25,262 --> 00:27:27,129
I'm guessing a dozen.
655
00:27:27,131 --> 00:27:28,130
Good guess.
656
00:27:28,132 --> 00:27:29,131
Go.
657
00:27:29,133 --> 00:27:30,849
[Shushing]
658
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:34,103
I will fix you a bicarbonate.
659
00:27:37,808 --> 00:27:40,776
[Snoring]
660
00:28:31,094 --> 00:28:32,426
With all due respect...
661
00:28:32,428 --> 00:28:34,095
I was only asking
if they might be...
662
00:28:34,097 --> 00:28:36,430
Misplaced, so you said.
663
00:28:36,432 --> 00:28:38,482
And I can assure you
that I gave my cabin
664
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:39,734
a very thorough search,
665
00:28:39,736 --> 00:28:41,485
as my missing cufflinks
666
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:44,522
hand-engraved 24 karat gold
667
00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:46,824
were a treasured gift
from my sainted mum.
668
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:49,744
"The Taconite" has a very
sterling reputation.
669
00:28:49,746 --> 00:28:51,228
One, I'm afraid to say,
670
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,397
that is clearly in danger
of being tarnished.
671
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,966
[Regan]: Anything we can do here, Mom?
672
00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:56,500
[Nora]: I hope that's not necessary.
673
00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,402
[Captain]: Well, whatever the cause may be
674
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,670
for this misunderstanding,
675
00:28:59,672 --> 00:29:02,540
any loses anyone might
incur are fully insured.
676
00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:05,259
Caspy, your tea.
677
00:29:07,597 --> 00:29:08,763
So,
678
00:29:08,765 --> 00:29:11,048
this rogue skips free to Nick again?
679
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,967
No one is suggesting that.
680
00:29:12,969 --> 00:29:13,934
Darling,
681
00:29:13,936 --> 00:29:15,436
it's going to get cold.
682
00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:16,604
Well...
683
00:29:16,606 --> 00:29:18,189
- I should hope not.
- Agreed.
684
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:19,423
I only feel that...
685
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,926
Only!
There can be no "only."
686
00:29:22,979 --> 00:29:24,111
My good sir,
687
00:29:24,113 --> 00:29:26,197
never forget
688
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:29,567
that we are Nora Reilly's
most loyal readership.
689
00:29:29,569 --> 00:29:32,703
Why, we would revel
in the challenge
690
00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:33,871
of bagging this filcher!
691
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,706
Caspy...
692
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,824
You know how you get
693
00:29:36,826 --> 00:29:37,975
without your
morning pick-me-up.
694
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,411
Oh. Yes, yes,
thank you, darling.
695
00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:41,612
Of course, of course.
696
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,664
And this thievery,
if that's what it is,
697
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:44,965
is certainly troubling.
698
00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:47,618
"Troubling?"
699
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,502
No.
700
00:29:48,504 --> 00:29:49,804
Right is right,
701
00:29:49,806 --> 00:29:51,088
and wrong is wrong,
702
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,790
and this wrong!
703
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,059
Seriously?
704
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:55,959
Seriously!
705
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,595
What?
706
00:29:57,597 --> 00:30:00,848
Serena, darling, it's just a cup of tea.
707
00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:03,100
[Crowd murmuring in shock]
708
00:30:05,738 --> 00:30:07,822
I couldn't help it, Alvirah.
709
00:30:07,824 --> 00:30:09,840
You know I've got a mouth on me.
710
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,509
Yes, and you were "only eatin'
711
00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:14,679
as the cards were fallin' again' ya."
712
00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:16,030
I know my limit.
713
00:30:16,032 --> 00:30:19,033
You might, but this
"Maverick" character?
714
00:30:19,035 --> 00:30:21,218
Him I'm not so sure about.
715
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,124
So, how many times
716
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,592
do you have to check on this knife
717
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,861
you stashed, anyway?
718
00:30:35,768 --> 00:30:37,935
All right...
719
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,053
There you are.
720
00:30:39,055 --> 00:30:40,554
Oh!
721
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:45,676
Thank you.
722
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,445
Thanks.
723
00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:49,730
And who else do we have?
Oh, yes.
724
00:30:49,732 --> 00:30:51,565
[Regan]: Okay, if Dad's
passing out chapters,
725
00:30:51,567 --> 00:30:53,567
and Alvirah's not
the first in line...
726
00:30:53,569 --> 00:30:54,869
Okay, I wondered
how long it would take
727
00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:56,019
before you got hooked into this.
728
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,204
What are you talking about?
729
00:30:57,206 --> 00:30:58,038
I'm just making an observation.
730
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,573
Sure, sure.
731
00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:00,825
Come on, come clean,
you know you want in.
732
00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,710
I'm only playing to keep Mom happy.
733
00:31:02,712 --> 00:31:03,911
Yeah.
734
00:31:03,913 --> 00:31:04,879
But you know you want to win.
735
00:31:04,881 --> 00:31:05,930
I don't care about winning.
736
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,197
Honey.
737
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,032
[Sighs] Okay,
I'd hate losing to Alvirah.
738
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,885
- What, so you think that she...
- Is the murderer?
739
00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,253
No.
740
00:31:12,255 --> 00:31:14,538
Mom would never make
such a cut-and-dried choice.
741
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,807
Unless you consider
that Alvirah, in that role,
742
00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:17,925
provides the perfect cover.
743
00:31:20,263 --> 00:31:21,512
Just saying.
744
00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:22,730
Hmm.
745
00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:28,819
[Willy]: 30 years,
746
00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:30,588
and you really think
I wouldn't notice, Alvirah?
747
00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:33,791
You've had the happy gait
of a Nora Reilly murderess
748
00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:37,862
ever since you got the
costume and the travel packet.
749
00:31:37,864 --> 00:31:39,263
And you know what?
750
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,499
That's the way it should be.
751
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:42,767
The truth is,
nothing makes me happier
752
00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:45,569
than seeing you get
this much joy out of it.
753
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,037
Really, Willy?
754
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,106
Even if I keep you up
all night reading?
755
00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,841
Well, that I hate, but...
756
00:31:50,843 --> 00:31:52,593
[Laughing]
No, even then.
757
00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:54,044
Anyhoo, do you think
758
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,764
Serena really was going to
bump off her husband
759
00:31:56,766 --> 00:31:58,182
with that champagne bottle?
760
00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,784
Oh, no, that was just
to knock him out.
761
00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:02,853
Oh, sure, sure,
and then over he goes.
762
00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:04,021
Mm-hmm.
763
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,723
You know what,
764
00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:07,191
you're really good at this stuff, Alvirah.
765
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:09,059
Then why am I stuck on what to do?
766
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,028
Why can't I just trust my intuition?
767
00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:12,863
Because Nora gave you a plum part,
768
00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,065
and even if there's
no real trouble afoot,
769
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,067
you'll mess things up for no reason.
770
00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,953
Not that you asked,
771
00:32:18,955 --> 00:32:21,622
but sometimes, it's best
772
00:32:21,624 --> 00:32:23,874
for you to just stick to being
in one murder mystery at a time.
773
00:32:23,876 --> 00:32:25,793
Sometimes, you're pretty smart.
774
00:32:26,963 --> 00:32:28,245
As you are beguiling, dear lady.
775
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,279
[Groans] Oh, brother.
776
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,714
Go! Go play.
777
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:33,217
And don't forget,
778
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,619
don't be late tonight
for our date tonight to the...
779
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,188
[Luke]: Grand dance ball,
780
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:39,974
where all are welcome to dine
and dance the night away!
781
00:32:39,976 --> 00:32:41,175
Until then,
782
00:32:41,177 --> 00:32:44,094
happy reading and happy sleuthing!
783
00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:46,931
Did you see, in chapter 12?
784
00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:48,566
I know,
785
00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:49,900
we've got to find Left Hook
Louie's missing pouch.
786
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:52,069
Hans. Hans!
787
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:54,238
They have already
deciphered the next clue.
788
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,823
We must beat them to the beutel.
789
00:32:55,825 --> 00:32:57,274
Ja, but I haven't had my strudel.
790
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:58,308
Strudel?
791
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,326
I'll make you the best strudel
792
00:32:59,328 --> 00:33:00,411
when we win.
793
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,412
Now, let's go. Let's go!
794
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:02,830
Well, sweetheart,
795
00:33:02,832 --> 00:33:04,715
I'm off to take
my post-breakfast nap,
796
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:07,852
which will soon be followed
by my after-lunch nap.
797
00:33:07,854 --> 00:33:09,119
That's fine, dear,
798
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,754
but sometime today,
when your eyes are open,
799
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:11,872
please speak with the captain.
800
00:33:11,874 --> 00:33:13,290
So you are worried about this?
801
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,342
If it becomes
a distraction, yes.
802
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:17,177
For the game to work,
803
00:33:17,179 --> 00:33:19,680
players have to suspend their disbelief.
804
00:33:19,682 --> 00:33:22,383
A real crime spree
will unravel everything.
805
00:33:22,385 --> 00:33:24,885
You know, busting bad
guys is what we do.
806
00:33:24,887 --> 00:33:27,004
No, no, no, you're on vacation,
807
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,172
and I have years
of hand-holding to draw on.
808
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,942
And I have a mystery to attend to.
809
00:33:31,944 --> 00:33:34,061
I'll see you two tonight.
810
00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:37,848
So, school's back in session?
811
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:38,899
You don't mind, do you?
812
00:33:38,901 --> 00:33:40,401
No, no, I'm good, teach.
813
00:33:40,403 --> 00:33:42,236
I think I'll just grab
one of those naps
814
00:33:42,238 --> 00:33:43,621
your daddy's hoarding.
815
00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:44,905
Bye.
816
00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:55,332
[Typing rapidly]
817
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,405
Go ahead, ask me anything.
818
00:34:18,407 --> 00:34:20,074
I have nothing to hide.
819
00:34:20,076 --> 00:34:22,910
Other than this?
820
00:34:22,912 --> 00:34:24,895
I did not hide that knife.
821
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,396
You sure knew where to look for it.
822
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,699
I had a hunch where it might be.
823
00:34:28,701 --> 00:34:30,734
Didn't see any reason
to clue you in.
824
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,070
Unless you put it there
825
00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,738
and this is one big smokescreen?
826
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,873
Are you accusing me?
827
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,374
Why, are you accusing me?
828
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,077
[Together]: No!
829
00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:43,097
Good.
830
00:34:43,099 --> 00:34:46,016
Then I suggest we put the knife
back where we found it,
831
00:34:46,018 --> 00:34:48,268
and see who might turn up
to claim it.
832
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,722
Works for me.
833
00:34:51,724 --> 00:34:53,057
Partner.
834
00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:56,961
[Ted]: All anyone knows
835
00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:58,762
is that "Left Hook" Louis'
pouch was found.
836
00:34:58,764 --> 00:34:59,863
They don't know it was by us
837
00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,198
and they don't know what's in it.
838
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,983
Now, that's an advantage
we're going to lose
839
00:35:02,985 --> 00:35:04,267
when the next chapter comes out.
840
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,452
Bingo.
841
00:35:05,454 --> 00:35:07,270
And as it was filed with gold nuggets,
842
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,772
it follows Nora's habit...
843
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,324
...incorporating non-fictional events
844
00:35:10,326 --> 00:35:11,458
into her fabulous works of fiction.
845
00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:13,077
Bingo again.
846
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:14,328
Nora knows
847
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:16,213
and expects us to do
a little digging to know
848
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,082
that boats often
ferried gold miners
849
00:35:18,084 --> 00:35:19,116
up and down the west coast,
850
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:21,218
including the San Juan islands.
851
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,170
As Louis was a miner,
852
00:35:23,172 --> 00:35:24,955
we need to deduce
how he and the gambler
853
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,340
were connected
854
00:35:26,342 --> 00:35:27,841
if we hope to I.D.
whoever killed the gambler,
855
00:35:27,843 --> 00:35:28,859
and for the win,
856
00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:31,061
find what could only be a map
857
00:35:31,063 --> 00:35:33,230
that the gambler must
have stolen from Louis,
858
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,816
leading us to Louis' mine.
859
00:35:35,818 --> 00:35:36,984
That's a triple bingo.
860
00:35:36,986 --> 00:35:38,185
Yeah.
861
00:35:38,187 --> 00:35:39,653
[Laughing]
862
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,414
[Sighing]
863
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,865
Feels so delicious
864
00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:54,752
to be out of that itchy costume.
865
00:35:54,754 --> 00:35:56,336
And thanks to a very bad guess
866
00:35:56,338 --> 00:35:57,788
who the killer is,
867
00:35:57,790 --> 00:36:00,174
finally out of that silly game.
868
00:36:00,176 --> 00:36:02,342
Not much of a Nora Reilly fan?
869
00:36:02,344 --> 00:36:04,962
No, I'm only here for the hubby.
870
00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:06,547
He's playing the stowaway, hmm?
871
00:36:06,549 --> 00:36:09,499
Oh, uh, something like that.
872
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,353
Frankly, I find the whole
mystery genre a bore.
873
00:36:13,355 --> 00:36:15,222
Well, I think it was great
874
00:36:15,224 --> 00:36:17,174
the way he stood up to
the captain this morning.
875
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,559
Seems like a good man.
876
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:21,195
[Dryly] Isn't he, though?
877
00:36:21,197 --> 00:36:23,180
Still, one would think
878
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,581
a career diplomat
and married to me
879
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:28,452
would have found Vienna, Paris, or Rome
880
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,037
more apropos
881
00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:34,658
for celebrating one's
fifth wedding anniversary.
882
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,060
It was Ivy.
883
00:36:55,062 --> 00:36:57,012
She found the pouch.
884
00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:59,348
You're off to a great start.
885
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:05,154
I'll take four, please.
886
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,523
And one for me.
887
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:13,829
Check.
888
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,365
That finishes me.
Bet's to you.
889
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:17,482
Well...
890
00:37:17,484 --> 00:37:20,286
I shall raise you five large.
891
00:37:20,288 --> 00:37:22,621
And I shall...
892
00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:24,506
See that five large
893
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:25,524
and call you.
894
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,377
Well...
895
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,262
Three lovely ladies.
896
00:37:30,264 --> 00:37:33,215
Well, gents, now you know
897
00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:37,102
what four dancing dandies look like!
898
00:37:37,104 --> 00:37:38,721
[Laughing]
899
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:41,006
And this, gentlemen,
is what retreat looks like
900
00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:42,224
whilst one still has
one's shirt.
901
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:43,692
Right behind you.
902
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:45,060
You're not quitting, too,
903
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,278
are you, Willy?
904
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,179
You're on a winning streak.
905
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,513
The cards love you!
906
00:37:48,515 --> 00:37:53,652
Well, I promised Alvirah
I... would be on time.
907
00:37:55,689 --> 00:37:59,375
Although I guess I could
play a couple more hands.
908
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:01,543
Now you're talking.
909
00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:02,911
[Chuckling]
All right...
910
00:38:07,134 --> 00:38:09,534
[Pianist plays soothing dinner music]
911
00:38:09,536 --> 00:38:11,303
"The Taconite" sure is a beauty.
912
00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:12,638
Yes, I like to think of her
913
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,173
as a floating museum.
914
00:38:14,175 --> 00:38:15,707
She is all that and more.
915
00:38:15,709 --> 00:38:16,842
Why, thank you.
916
00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:27,219
Please, don't wait anymore.
917
00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:28,854
Go ahead, eat.
918
00:38:28,856 --> 00:38:32,191
He'll get here.
919
00:38:32,193 --> 00:38:34,193
I am officially grounding Willy
when we get home.
920
00:38:34,195 --> 00:38:35,494
You can do that?
921
00:38:35,496 --> 00:38:37,246
Okay, you know what,
922
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:38,747
I'll go round him up.
923
00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:41,250
That way, we can all have
a nice quiet, relaxing evening.
924
00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:42,234
Thank you.
925
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:43,369
Yeah.
926
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:49,258
It's not like you don't
have him well trained, too.
927
00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:01,303
Caspy, you're wasting hot water.
928
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,423
I'm so enjoying Nora's book,
929
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,891
I hate to tear myself away.
930
00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:08,944
Honey...
931
00:39:14,735 --> 00:39:16,235
We're running late for dinner.
932
00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:33,285
I'm sorry, Alvirah,
933
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:34,786
really, I am.
934
00:39:34,788 --> 00:39:35,921
Not half as sorry
as you're gonna be
935
00:39:35,923 --> 00:39:38,674
when she's standing here.
936
00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,559
Here, let me help you with your tie.
937
00:39:42,646 --> 00:39:43,929
I messed up, Jack.
938
00:39:43,931 --> 00:39:45,314
Oliver really played me.
939
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,599
I lost way more than I planned.
940
00:39:47,601 --> 00:39:50,853
Worse than Alvirah will forgive.
941
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:52,237
The crook even took my watch.
942
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,239
What, you're positive he cheated?
943
00:39:54,241 --> 00:39:55,607
This isn't you having losers' remorse?
944
00:39:55,609 --> 00:39:58,160
I know he did, I just don't know how.
945
00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:59,194
[Sighs]
946
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:00,579
Okay, but, look,
947
00:40:00,581 --> 00:40:02,147
we gotta put a pin in
this for now, all right?
948
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,449
I'll run this Oliver
first thing in the morning.
949
00:40:03,451 --> 00:40:04,416
[Distant thud and yelp]
950
00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:05,451
Oh, blimey!
951
00:40:05,453 --> 00:40:06,919
[Serena]: Caspy! No!
952
00:40:06,921 --> 00:40:10,873
Your husband was lucky
to have only grazed his head,
953
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,375
but as he did suffer
a mild concussion,
954
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,760
and you can never be
too careful,
955
00:40:14,762 --> 00:40:15,794
it's best he rest
here overnight.
956
00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:16,845
[Grumbles]
957
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,263
[Serena]: I'll keep
an eye on him.
958
00:40:18,265 --> 00:40:20,299
- Okay?
- Thank you.
959
00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,305
[Sighs]
960
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:39,318
I can't tell you what it means
to get this off my chest.
961
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,869
I'm happy to help.
962
00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:42,521
But with social media,
963
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,123
all it takes is one report
of something being stolen,
964
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,624
and there goes your 4-star rating.
965
00:40:45,626 --> 00:40:46,658
And if this gets out,
966
00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:49,495
then I'm really sunk.
967
00:40:49,497 --> 00:40:51,380
Well, I've got to
get back to the bridge.
968
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,799
Thanks for looking into this for me.
969
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:58,670
I'm not going to find
these showing up for sale
970
00:40:58,672 --> 00:41:01,306
online, am I?
971
00:41:01,308 --> 00:41:03,425
Not that you would do that.
972
00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:06,711
It reminds me of Nora's book.
973
00:41:06,713 --> 00:41:07,646
"The slip and fall killer!"
974
00:41:07,648 --> 00:41:08,931
Exactly!
975
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:09,815
First thing that came to my mind.
976
00:41:09,817 --> 00:41:10,715
Yeah, me too.
I guess we have...
977
00:41:10,717 --> 00:41:11,733
...murder on our mind?
978
00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:12,901
[Laughing together]
979
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:14,269
Only in this case, thank goodness,
980
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:15,387
the poor man isn't, you know...
981
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:18,607
But when you add up
the bar of soap,
982
00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:19,942
a couple on vacation,
983
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:20,609
the similarities to the book are...
984
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,394
Eerily coincidental.
985
00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:24,029
Excuse me.
986
00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:29,234
I need to talk to you.
987
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:31,537
Sure, I just want to grab a nosh.
988
00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:32,921
Talk now, nosh later.
989
00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:34,590
Come on.
990
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:35,958
All right, you got me.
991
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,709
Thank you, Willy.
992
00:41:37,711 --> 00:41:42,714
I'm afraid that
my intuition was right.
993
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,935
Do you, uh, like to dance?
994
00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:48,387
[Chuckles awkwardly]
Oh...
995
00:41:48,389 --> 00:41:49,855
I'm not sure I remember how.
996
00:41:49,857 --> 00:41:52,441
My wife was the one who could
always get me out there
997
00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,776
on the dance floor,
998
00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:57,396
no matter how big of a
fool I made of myself.
999
00:41:58,532 --> 00:41:59,481
So, you're married?
1000
00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:02,034
Uh, widowed.
1001
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:05,771
Uh, you?
1002
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:09,491
Never found the right guy.
1003
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,411
Oh.
1004
00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:15,747
[Chuckles awkwardly]
1005
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,893
Some night, huh?
1006
00:42:29,063 --> 00:42:30,295
Quite a day, too.
1007
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,598
Yup.
1008
00:42:33,434 --> 00:42:34,799
[Sighs heavily]
1009
00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:36,635
A lovely affair.
1010
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:38,937
Lovely.
1011
00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:55,454
[Laughs awkwardly]
1012
00:42:55,456 --> 00:42:56,788
[Alvirah, thinking]:
I should just confess,
1013
00:42:56,790 --> 00:43:01,343
admit I'm the mystery cruise murderer...
1014
00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:02,761
[Regan, thinking]:
I should just lie,
1015
00:43:02,763 --> 00:43:06,665
tell her I'm the mystery cruise murderer.
1016
00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:07,966
[Alvirah]: I should stop playing this game
1017
00:43:07,968 --> 00:43:10,335
and share my hunch about Serena with Regan.
1018
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:12,354
[Regan]:
Maybe that would get Alvirah to tell me
1019
00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:15,057
what she's not telling me.
1020
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,942
[Alvirah]:
But I promised Regan
1021
00:43:16,944 --> 00:43:18,026
I wouldn't ruin our vacation,
1022
00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:19,778
so I'd better not.
1023
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:22,030
[Regan]: Maybe it's better
to leave well enough alone.
1024
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,685
So, you two are still out here,
1025
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:29,154
waiting for someone
to come for that knife?
1026
00:43:30,491 --> 00:43:31,856
Regan, I'm going to bed.
1027
00:43:31,858 --> 00:43:33,492
Alvirah...
1028
00:43:33,494 --> 00:43:35,794
Willy ate more than his eyes could hold.
1029
00:43:35,796 --> 00:43:37,028
Enough to land in the infirmary.
1030
00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:39,030
And, no.
No, I did not lecture him.
1031
00:43:39,032 --> 00:43:40,716
Right now he's more afraid of seeing you
1032
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:42,751
than anything I could possibly say.
1033
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:45,470
And that is my report.
1034
00:43:45,472 --> 00:43:46,755
Good night, ladies.
1035
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:47,589
Good night.
1036
00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:49,007
Good night.
1037
00:43:49,893 --> 00:43:51,560
[Sighs heavily]
1038
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:53,979
My leg's asleep.
1039
00:43:53,981 --> 00:43:55,514
Okay.
1040
00:43:57,851 --> 00:43:58,900
Watch your head.
1041
00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:00,852
[Yawning and shivering]
1042
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,828
[Snoring]
1043
00:44:26,113 --> 00:44:27,629
What are you doing!?
1044
00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:34,019
I'm making my husband comfortable,
1045
00:44:34,021 --> 00:44:36,421
not that it's any of your concern.
1046
00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:37,973
That's not what it looks like to me!
1047
00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:38,974
Who do you think you are?
1048
00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,091
Help!
1049
00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:42,110
This man needs help!
1050
00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,862
What's going on here?
1051
00:44:43,864 --> 00:44:45,697
That's what I'd like to know!
1052
00:44:45,699 --> 00:44:48,567
Please, make sure he's breathing.
1053
00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:54,156
I gave him something to rest,
1054
00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:55,774
and he's fine.
1055
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:57,942
Well, I'm certainly not fine.
1056
00:44:57,944 --> 00:45:01,129
I'm warning you, captain,
1057
00:45:01,131 --> 00:45:03,215
you keep this crazy woman
away from my husband.
1058
00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:04,633
Honey...
1059
00:45:14,426 --> 00:45:16,043
[Alvirah, whispering]:
Regan... Regan!
1060
00:45:16,045 --> 00:45:19,296
[Knocking insistently]
1061
00:45:19,298 --> 00:45:20,830
Regan!
1062
00:45:20,832 --> 00:45:22,883
[Knocking]
Regan!
1063
00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:24,885
[Rapid knocking persists]
1064
00:45:24,887 --> 00:45:29,139
[Sleepily] Honey... Honey, the door.
1065
00:45:29,141 --> 00:45:30,274
What?
1066
00:45:30,276 --> 00:45:31,308
Someone's at the door.
1067
00:45:31,310 --> 00:45:32,676
[Groaning]
1068
00:45:32,678 --> 00:45:34,361
[Alvirah knocking insistently]
1069
00:45:34,363 --> 00:45:37,948
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming...
1070
00:45:39,034 --> 00:45:40,484
[Whispering] Regan!
1071
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:43,036
It's for you.
1072
00:45:43,038 --> 00:45:44,037
What?
1073
00:45:44,039 --> 00:45:45,038
It's for you.
1074
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,206
[Groaning groggily]
1075
00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,375
[Alvirah whispers]:
Hey, come here!
1076
00:45:50,195 --> 00:45:51,245
[Regan]: What?
1077
00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:52,963
[Alvirah]: Come on!
1078
00:45:52,965 --> 00:45:55,249
[Regan]:
Okay, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
1079
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:58,418
This is the map I got off the gambler.
1080
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:01,305
It shows the secret location
1081
00:46:01,307 --> 00:46:03,006
of Left Hook Louis'
1082
00:46:03,008 --> 00:46:04,841
lost gold mine.
1083
00:46:06,095 --> 00:46:09,429
Pretty cool, huh?
1084
00:46:13,769 --> 00:46:15,269
Of course, Nora being Nora,
1085
00:46:15,271 --> 00:46:17,187
it's in French.
1086
00:46:17,189 --> 00:46:19,189
Well, if you pulled me
out of bed to translate this,
1087
00:46:19,191 --> 00:46:20,440
you're out of luck.
1088
00:46:20,442 --> 00:46:21,942
No.
1089
00:46:21,944 --> 00:46:23,527
Not exactly.
1090
00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:25,779
I got you up to tell you
1091
00:46:25,781 --> 00:46:27,164
that, one,
1092
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,249
I am the murderer
in your mother's mystery game,
1093
00:46:29,251 --> 00:46:31,735
and two,
1094
00:46:31,737 --> 00:46:32,753
and yes,
1095
00:46:32,755 --> 00:46:34,338
I am crossing-my-heart
1096
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,256
and promising...
1097
00:46:36,258 --> 00:46:38,842
That I wouldn't say this if I wasn't sure.
1098
00:46:40,379 --> 00:46:43,913
We've got a real murderer on this boat.
1099
00:46:43,915 --> 00:46:45,932
What?
1100
00:46:45,934 --> 00:46:47,918
Mm-hmm.
1101
00:46:49,188 --> 00:46:50,304
And then,
1102
00:46:50,306 --> 00:46:51,722
when I went to check on Willy,
1103
00:46:51,724 --> 00:46:53,190
who was under order
1104
00:46:53,192 --> 00:46:56,426
to stick by Casper until I relieve him,
1105
00:46:56,428 --> 00:46:58,312
I caught Serena trying
to suffocate Casper
1106
00:46:58,314 --> 00:47:00,430
with a pillow!
1107
00:47:00,432 --> 00:47:02,098
An almost perfect murder,
1108
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,951
as his death would likely be dismissed
1109
00:47:04,953 --> 00:47:06,953
as the tragic result of his concussion!
1110
00:47:06,955 --> 00:47:08,038
Okay, okay, okay, hold up.
1111
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,239
Because what you don't know is
1112
00:47:09,241 --> 00:47:10,490
how I noticed how
off you were acting
1113
00:47:10,492 --> 00:47:11,541
at the crime scene
of the murdered gambler...
1114
00:47:11,543 --> 00:47:13,109
I wanted to tell you then!
1115
00:47:13,111 --> 00:47:14,378
...but you didn't want to spoil the game.
1116
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:16,213
- Which I totally...
- Exactly.
1117
00:47:16,215 --> 00:47:17,581
And Serena?
1118
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:19,049
Mm-hmm?
1119
00:47:19,051 --> 00:47:20,050
When you add in
how she went off at breakfast
1120
00:47:20,052 --> 00:47:21,251
over that cup of tea...
1121
00:47:21,253 --> 00:47:23,003
Making me wonder what was in it.
1122
00:47:23,005 --> 00:47:24,971
Not to mention how flippant
she was about her anniversary?
1123
00:47:24,973 --> 00:47:25,972
Not nice.
1124
00:47:25,974 --> 00:47:27,224
Not nice.
1125
00:47:27,226 --> 00:47:29,309
But what's most disturbing...
1126
00:47:29,311 --> 00:47:32,062
Is if she really wants Casper dead,
1127
00:47:32,064 --> 00:47:34,398
and we can't prove it
in the next 24 hours,
1128
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,149
is that when they get back home,
1129
00:47:36,151 --> 00:47:38,301
we won't be around to stop her
from murdering that poor sap.
1130
00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:39,903
So, what do we do?
1131
00:47:39,905 --> 00:47:41,071
We get serious.
1132
00:47:41,073 --> 00:47:42,472
We prove she's the would-be killer
1133
00:47:42,474 --> 00:47:43,940
you believe her to be.
1134
00:47:43,942 --> 00:47:45,158
We stick by her husband at all times...
1135
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,610
[Smacks fist]
And bust her before we dock.
1136
00:47:48,146 --> 00:47:49,246
"We?"
1137
00:47:49,248 --> 00:47:50,497
Yes, Alvirah.
1138
00:47:50,499 --> 00:47:52,582
We.
1139
00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:53,817
Jack and I made a no-work deal,
1140
00:47:53,819 --> 00:47:55,118
so we're gonna keep this between us
1141
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,453
while I reach out to my sources
1142
00:47:56,455 --> 00:47:57,421
for the skinny
1143
00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:59,089
on this Serena.
1144
00:47:59,091 --> 00:48:00,257
While they're doing what they do,
1145
00:48:00,259 --> 00:48:01,925
I'll cozy up to her,
1146
00:48:01,927 --> 00:48:03,460
and try and uncover
whatever evidence we can use.
1147
00:48:03,462 --> 00:48:05,212
All right, what do I do?
1148
00:48:05,214 --> 00:48:06,496
What's my job?
1149
00:48:06,498 --> 00:48:08,298
To do what you're doing.
1150
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,300
Keep your head in the game,
only with Casper close at hand.
1151
00:48:10,302 --> 00:48:11,334
That's all?
1152
00:48:11,336 --> 00:48:12,569
Don't undersell it.
1153
00:48:12,571 --> 00:48:14,521
By you staying active in the mystery,
1154
00:48:14,523 --> 00:48:17,107
you can honor your
obligation to Mom and her fans
1155
00:48:17,109 --> 00:48:20,360
and keep Serena
from being alone with Casper
1156
00:48:20,362 --> 00:48:21,511
without alerting her.
1157
00:48:21,513 --> 00:48:23,313
Yes... you betcha.
1158
00:48:24,450 --> 00:48:25,365
Serena may not have wanted
1159
00:48:25,367 --> 00:48:26,683
to come on this trip,
1160
00:48:26,685 --> 00:48:29,185
but she saw this game
as an advantage,
1161
00:48:29,187 --> 00:48:32,522
a ready, convenient distraction
for her murderous plan.
1162
00:48:32,524 --> 00:48:34,408
The more comfortable she feels,
1163
00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:36,359
the more likely she is to strike again.
1164
00:48:36,361 --> 00:48:38,078
We need her to try
to make a move now,
1165
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,996
while we're here to stop her.
1166
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,499
You know,
1167
00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:45,419
that map being in French
1168
00:48:45,421 --> 00:48:50,340
may be our best break yet.
1169
00:49:15,233 --> 00:49:16,399
Do you have any nines?
1170
00:49:16,401 --> 00:49:18,502
Two.
1171
00:49:18,504 --> 00:49:20,253
[Chuckles]
1172
00:49:20,255 --> 00:49:21,621
This game's not hard.
1173
00:49:21,623 --> 00:49:23,924
Queens?
1174
00:49:23,926 --> 00:49:25,509
Go fish.
1175
00:49:28,213 --> 00:49:30,246
So, the captain told me
1176
00:49:30,248 --> 00:49:31,965
there was quite a
commotion last night
1177
00:49:31,967 --> 00:49:33,016
with our wives, what?
1178
00:49:33,018 --> 00:49:35,101
Oh, that little dust-up? No.
1179
00:49:35,103 --> 00:49:36,887
Alvirah's Irish,
1180
00:49:36,889 --> 00:49:38,254
it comes naturally to her.
1181
00:49:38,256 --> 00:49:39,439
Dust-up?
1182
00:49:39,441 --> 00:49:41,057
I heard it was
more like a donnybrook.
1183
00:49:42,110 --> 00:49:43,193
Any fives?
1184
00:49:43,195 --> 00:49:44,561
Aw... go fish.
1185
00:49:45,597 --> 00:49:47,430
[Laughs]
1186
00:49:47,432 --> 00:49:49,232
All I can say is,
1187
00:49:49,234 --> 00:49:51,451
if Serena had acted like that
1188
00:49:51,453 --> 00:49:53,937
before we got married,
1189
00:49:53,939 --> 00:49:55,956
I'd have insisted on five dog years,
1190
00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:59,075
not five human years,
for our pre-nup.
1191
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:02,712
[Snaps cards down]
Hah-hah!
1192
00:50:05,501 --> 00:50:06,883
I heard what you said
1193
00:50:06,885 --> 00:50:07,634
to that big mouth
husband of yours,
1194
00:50:07,636 --> 00:50:10,170
who told my Willy
1195
00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:12,956
that no matter who I hurt,
1196
00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:14,457
or how dirty I had to play,
1197
00:50:14,459 --> 00:50:16,125
I was out to win this
game at all costs!
1198
00:50:16,127 --> 00:50:17,978
I said no such thing.
1199
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:19,980
Oh, so I'm supposed to believe
1200
00:50:19,982 --> 00:50:22,432
that Willy made up
your trashy talk?
1201
00:50:22,434 --> 00:50:23,433
You listen to me, missy,
1202
00:50:23,435 --> 00:50:25,235
you stay out of my way,
1203
00:50:25,237 --> 00:50:27,136
in this game, and on this trip!
1204
00:50:27,138 --> 00:50:28,321
You got it?
1205
00:50:30,576 --> 00:50:32,909
[Gasping in shock]
1206
00:50:32,911 --> 00:50:34,244
[Sighs] What a...
1207
00:50:34,246 --> 00:50:35,679
...busybody!
1208
00:50:35,681 --> 00:50:39,282
And that's being kind!
1209
00:50:40,652 --> 00:50:42,586
Well, aren't you two doing well.
1210
00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:47,624
[Giggling]
Thank you.
1211
00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,492
It's counterfeit, all right.
And it's good, too.
1212
00:50:49,494 --> 00:50:51,661
So, what, someone's been
passing these in the card room?
1213
00:50:51,663 --> 00:50:53,096
I'm afraid so.
1214
00:50:53,098 --> 00:50:54,431
And not to talk out of school,
1215
00:50:54,433 --> 00:50:55,599
but I kind of...
1216
00:50:55,601 --> 00:50:57,166
Well, I, uh, bragged to the captain
1217
00:50:57,168 --> 00:50:59,603
that you were NYPD's head
of Major Crimes division...
1218
00:50:59,605 --> 00:51:01,004
And you said I'd look into it.
1219
00:51:01,006 --> 00:51:02,639
And I will.
1220
00:51:02,641 --> 00:51:05,275
But, look, can we, uh,
keep this between us?
1221
00:51:05,277 --> 00:51:08,011
Regan and I sort of have
a no-work pact going, and...
1222
00:51:08,013 --> 00:51:09,345
Say no more.
1223
00:51:09,347 --> 00:51:11,197
When it comes to Regan,
well, I always say...
1224
00:51:11,199 --> 00:51:12,365
"Why borrow trouble?"
1225
00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:14,150
Exactly.
1226
00:51:16,121 --> 00:51:17,186
[Casper laughing]
1227
00:51:17,188 --> 00:51:19,656
And a very good day to you, sir.
1228
00:51:19,658 --> 00:51:21,074
Same to you...
Whoa.
1229
00:51:21,076 --> 00:51:22,125
[Chuckles]
1230
00:51:25,163 --> 00:51:26,362
Willy!
1231
00:51:26,364 --> 00:51:28,081
[Quietly]
Where is Casper?
1232
00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:29,382
Relax, he's right there.
1233
00:51:29,384 --> 00:51:31,701
I haven't let him out of my sight.
1234
00:51:31,703 --> 00:51:33,336
[Sighs in relief]
1235
00:51:33,338 --> 00:51:35,672
When the captain told me
that he released you two,
1236
00:51:35,674 --> 00:51:37,373
and I couldn't find you,
1237
00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:39,342
I've never run so fast in my life,
1238
00:51:39,344 --> 00:51:41,561
and in this get-up...
1239
00:51:41,563 --> 00:51:42,512
Hey, Willy?
1240
00:51:42,514 --> 00:51:44,014
Uh, you ready?
1241
00:51:44,016 --> 00:51:45,381
Oh, I, uh...
We're gonna...
1242
00:51:45,383 --> 00:51:47,383
Go, go.
1243
00:51:47,385 --> 00:51:49,235
Ah, listen.
1244
00:51:49,237 --> 00:51:51,271
Casper had a pre-nup with the wife
1245
00:51:51,273 --> 00:51:52,489
that kept her out of his millions...
1246
00:51:52,491 --> 00:51:54,274
Yeah, his millions, okay...
1247
00:51:54,276 --> 00:51:55,992
That just expired,
1248
00:51:55,994 --> 00:51:57,110
if you take my meaning.
1249
00:51:57,112 --> 00:51:58,111
I got it.
1250
00:51:58,113 --> 00:51:59,245
Go.
1251
00:52:06,738 --> 00:52:08,237
[Regan chuckles]
1252
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,090
Oh, you know the type.
1253
00:52:10,092 --> 00:52:11,424
Their life isn't all that exciting,
1254
00:52:11,426 --> 00:52:13,576
so to fill their empty
spaces, they have to...
1255
00:52:13,578 --> 00:52:15,462
Make your life miserable?
1256
00:52:15,464 --> 00:52:17,597
Been there, took care of that.
1257
00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:18,548
Really?
1258
00:52:18,550 --> 00:52:20,433
[Chuckles]
1259
00:52:20,435 --> 00:52:22,251
Oh, believe you me.
1260
00:52:22,253 --> 00:52:23,470
Any woman who thinks
1261
00:52:23,472 --> 00:52:25,221
she can stick her nose
into my business,
1262
00:52:25,223 --> 00:52:26,222
is going down.
1263
00:52:26,224 --> 00:52:27,524
Mm-hmm.
1264
00:52:27,526 --> 00:52:28,758
Mm-hmm.
1265
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,893
[Cell phone chimes]
1266
00:52:32,114 --> 00:52:33,530
[Sighs] The hubby.
1267
00:52:33,532 --> 00:52:35,115
You know how needy they can be.
1268
00:52:35,117 --> 00:52:36,483
[Sighs in sympathy]
1269
00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:50,246
[Shutter clicks]
1270
00:53:16,858 --> 00:53:19,142
[Cell phone rings,
Alvirah sighs in frustration]
1271
00:53:19,144 --> 00:53:21,277
[Regan]: I got her picture and sent it off.
1272
00:53:21,279 --> 00:53:22,278
How are things on your end?
1273
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,780
Good.
1274
00:53:23,782 --> 00:53:26,866
I'm just about to put
"Operation Casper" into motion.
1275
00:53:41,199 --> 00:53:42,465
All right, well, the secret service
1276
00:53:42,467 --> 00:53:43,767
is usually pretty quick
at getting back to me,
1277
00:53:43,769 --> 00:53:45,501
so while we're waiting
for them to weigh in
1278
00:53:45,503 --> 00:53:46,669
on these counterfeit 20s,
1279
00:53:46,671 --> 00:53:47,937
let's take a look
1280
00:53:47,939 --> 00:53:49,839
at the card room's security footage.
1281
00:53:49,841 --> 00:53:50,890
Really?
1282
00:53:50,892 --> 00:53:51,975
Yeah.
1283
00:53:55,313 --> 00:53:56,396
Psst!
1284
00:53:56,398 --> 00:53:57,530
Hey, let's say we give 'em the slip
1285
00:53:57,532 --> 00:53:58,548
and see what we can do together?
1286
00:53:58,550 --> 00:54:01,234
Righto!
1287
00:54:01,236 --> 00:54:02,619
Come on.
1288
00:54:14,566 --> 00:54:16,249
See how the mauese run for the kaese?
1289
00:54:16,251 --> 00:54:17,917
What mice and cheese?
1290
00:54:17,919 --> 00:54:18,885
Them!
1291
00:54:18,887 --> 00:54:21,421
We must choose who to follow.
1292
00:54:21,423 --> 00:54:22,889
I know who we must follow.
1293
00:54:22,891 --> 00:54:24,724
It is the dancing hall girl, Alvirah!
1294
00:54:24,726 --> 00:54:26,226
- Alvirah?
- Ja.
1295
00:54:26,228 --> 00:54:27,210
Don't be silly.
1296
00:54:27,212 --> 00:54:28,762
Okay, if it isn't Alvirah,
1297
00:54:28,764 --> 00:54:29,896
then why has this stowaway,
1298
00:54:29,898 --> 00:54:32,432
who has barely played the game,
1299
00:54:32,434 --> 00:54:34,434
all of the sudden
stuck like glue to her, hmm?
1300
00:54:34,436 --> 00:54:36,236
He knows something!
1301
00:54:36,238 --> 00:54:37,987
That's why he's been laying in wait.
1302
00:54:39,274 --> 00:54:40,440
Barely playing...
1303
00:54:40,442 --> 00:54:41,458
Hmm?
1304
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:43,560
Like glue...
1305
00:54:44,746 --> 00:54:46,663
[Gasping] It's not Alvirah!
1306
00:54:46,665 --> 00:54:47,797
- Huh?
- No!
1307
00:54:47,799 --> 00:54:48,798
It's Casper!
1308
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:49,799
What?
1309
00:54:49,801 --> 00:54:51,785
He's our murderer!
After him!
1310
00:54:51,787 --> 00:54:52,702
This way, this way, Hans!
1311
00:54:52,704 --> 00:54:53,837
Honey...
1312
00:54:54,623 --> 00:54:56,456
[Sighs in relief]
1313
00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:57,624
Oh, that was a close one!
1314
00:54:57,626 --> 00:54:58,925
It was?
1315
00:54:58,927 --> 00:55:00,593
Sure! Why do you think
I pulled you in here?
1316
00:55:00,595 --> 00:55:02,679
I couldn't very well let you
fall into their clutches.
1317
00:55:02,681 --> 00:55:03,680
Into whose clutches?
1318
00:55:03,682 --> 00:55:04,798
[Sighing] Come here.
1319
00:55:06,051 --> 00:55:08,584
Move your feet.
Go, Hans, go. Go!
1320
00:55:08,586 --> 00:55:11,471
[Whispering] Those two.
1321
00:55:11,473 --> 00:55:12,939
They've been following
you two everywhere.
1322
00:55:12,941 --> 00:55:15,275
Yeah, that's right.
1323
00:55:15,277 --> 00:55:16,693
Somehow, they must have learned
1324
00:55:16,695 --> 00:55:18,261
that Alvirah and I found
Left Hook Louis' map,
1325
00:55:18,263 --> 00:55:20,063
and that there's only
one man onboard
1326
00:55:20,065 --> 00:55:21,731
who can interpret it.
1327
00:55:25,537 --> 00:55:26,486
Oh, me?
1328
00:55:26,488 --> 00:55:27,704
Yes.
1329
00:55:27,706 --> 00:55:28,822
[Ted]: For the guys left in play,
1330
00:55:28,824 --> 00:55:32,325
I have either Casper or Hans.
1331
00:55:32,327 --> 00:55:33,326
[Ivy]: Same here.
1332
00:55:33,328 --> 00:55:34,811
They're both equally likely.
1333
00:55:35,914 --> 00:55:37,413
What about me?
1334
00:55:37,415 --> 00:55:38,414
I'm not a suspect?
1335
00:55:38,416 --> 00:55:39,448
[Laughs]
1336
00:55:39,450 --> 00:55:41,467
Unless you have an evil twin.
1337
00:55:41,469 --> 00:55:42,618
Considering you were
standing right beside me
1338
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:44,304
when the murder went down?
1339
00:55:44,306 --> 00:55:45,722
Well then, how do you explain
1340
00:55:45,724 --> 00:55:46,956
the fact that you're
still the top suspect
1341
00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:48,525
on my list of femmes fatales?
1342
00:55:49,594 --> 00:55:51,311
A femme fatale?
1343
00:55:51,313 --> 00:55:52,812
[Giggles]
1344
00:55:53,732 --> 00:55:56,349
[Laughing] Don't be silly.
1345
00:55:56,351 --> 00:55:58,735
What about Greta, you have her?
1346
00:55:58,737 --> 00:56:00,737
I do.
1347
00:56:00,739 --> 00:56:03,022
I also have Regan.
1348
00:56:03,024 --> 00:56:05,474
Regan is Nora's daughter.
1349
00:56:05,476 --> 00:56:08,111
What, do you think
that disqualifies her?
1350
00:56:08,113 --> 00:56:09,863
Not by itself, it's just...
1351
00:56:09,865 --> 00:56:13,333
Nora never pens the obvious suspect.
1352
00:56:13,335 --> 00:56:14,984
Regan Reilly is the only one playing
1353
00:56:14,986 --> 00:56:16,753
who's a real private eye,
1354
00:56:16,755 --> 00:56:18,654
one of the best in the business.
1355
00:56:18,656 --> 00:56:19,989
She's taken down some
of the nastiest bad guys
1356
00:56:19,991 --> 00:56:21,708
the world has to offer.
1357
00:56:21,710 --> 00:56:22,792
Nora would know
1358
00:56:22,794 --> 00:56:24,210
that casting her as the murderer
1359
00:56:24,212 --> 00:56:26,596
would be about playing her against type,
1360
00:56:26,598 --> 00:56:27,931
which is pretty obvious.
1361
00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:29,832
I see that more as a misdirect.
1362
00:56:29,834 --> 00:56:31,834
Hmm, I might, too,
1363
00:56:31,836 --> 00:56:33,887
if she wasn't also married
to a hotshot detective,
1364
00:56:33,889 --> 00:56:35,188
which makes her
even more obvious.
1365
00:56:36,391 --> 00:56:37,724
The main reason
1366
00:56:37,726 --> 00:56:39,025
I think Regan isn't our killer
1367
00:56:39,027 --> 00:56:41,611
is because her best friend, Alvirah Meehan,
1368
00:56:41,613 --> 00:56:43,813
is the world's most
famous amateur sleuth
1369
00:56:43,815 --> 00:56:45,865
and Nora Reilly's biggest fan.
1370
00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:48,785
You're not suggesting that it's Alvirah?
1371
00:56:48,787 --> 00:56:49,903
Hmm, that's the big question mark.
1372
00:56:49,905 --> 00:56:51,404
Too obvious?
1373
00:56:51,406 --> 00:56:53,706
Too devious.
1374
00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:56,042
Because if Nora cast Alvirah
1375
00:56:56,044 --> 00:56:57,543
as the murderer,
1376
00:56:57,545 --> 00:57:01,998
then she made the
most obvious choice of all.
1377
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,834
We have to go back to the board.
1378
00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:27,876
Hmm...
1379
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:31,596
My French is un peu rouille...
1380
00:57:32,716 --> 00:57:34,332
But I believe
1381
00:57:34,334 --> 00:57:36,101
I can translate this.
1382
00:57:36,103 --> 00:57:37,602
However,
1383
00:57:37,604 --> 00:57:40,405
thrilling thought it is
to be part of your team,
1384
00:57:40,407 --> 00:57:44,726
I must admit I am a bit wary
of your sudden alliance.
1385
00:57:47,314 --> 00:57:50,866
Well, after staying up all last night,
1386
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:52,784
trying to decipher this map,
1387
00:57:52,786 --> 00:57:54,319
we knew that it was
partner or perish.
1388
00:57:54,321 --> 00:57:55,036
Pun intended.
1389
00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:56,121
Oh.
1390
00:57:56,123 --> 00:57:57,522
You see, once we learned
1391
00:57:57,524 --> 00:57:58,957
that you were
an international diplomat,
1392
00:57:58,959 --> 00:58:01,025
we figured if anyone could
parlez-vous francais
1393
00:58:01,027 --> 00:58:01,910
and crack this...
[Snaps fingers]
1394
00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:03,044
It's you.
1395
00:58:03,046 --> 00:58:05,580
Hmm, well.
1396
00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:07,799
Crack it, I shall!
1397
00:58:12,973 --> 00:58:13,972
[Cell phone rings]
1398
00:58:13,974 --> 00:58:15,757
Oh, excuse me.
1399
00:58:16,677 --> 00:58:18,927
Yeah. Jack Reilly.
1400
00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:21,429
What? Oh, no, no, no,
it's a perfect time.
1401
00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:23,815
Yeah, thanks for
getting back to me so quickly.
1402
00:58:23,817 --> 00:58:25,901
Uh-huh.
1403
00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:27,853
Sure, sure.
1404
00:58:27,855 --> 00:58:30,021
Identity thief.
1405
00:58:30,023 --> 00:58:34,442
Stole a winner's ticket, costume...
1406
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:36,661
Well, sometimes, you get lucky.
1407
00:58:36,663 --> 00:58:38,663
Yeah, I know, right,
what are the odds?
1408
00:58:38,665 --> 00:58:40,832
All right, I'll email you a current picture
1409
00:58:40,834 --> 00:58:43,618
so you know who to greet
when we dock in the A.M.
1410
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:45,453
Okay, thanks for your help.
1411
00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:46,705
Willy...
1412
00:58:46,707 --> 00:58:49,457
Say hello to our counterfeiter
1413
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,176
and our card cheat.
1414
00:58:55,081 --> 00:58:57,549
I don't trust men with hair.
1415
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,020
You're the...
1416
00:59:02,022 --> 00:59:03,855
I really think we should warn him.
1417
00:59:03,857 --> 00:59:05,557
About what?
1418
00:59:05,559 --> 00:59:07,142
That we suspect his
wife's trying to kill him?
1419
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:10,145
The FBI's running the picture
I emailed them of her
1420
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:12,197
through their next gen
identification system,
1421
00:59:12,199 --> 00:59:14,065
and whoever she is
won't be secret for long.
1422
00:59:14,067 --> 00:59:14,933
But if...
1423
00:59:14,935 --> 00:59:16,067
No. No, buts.
1424
00:59:16,069 --> 00:59:17,602
[Quietly]
Without solid evidence,
1425
00:59:17,604 --> 00:59:18,787
Casper is just as likely
to hurry back to Serena
1426
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:21,790
and tell her what
the crazy ladies said.
1427
00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,158
Then the only thing
that we can count on
1428
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,577
is her waiting till she gets back home
1429
00:59:25,579 --> 00:59:27,796
to kill him without our interference.
1430
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:38,006
Okay, if you look right here
at the cuff of his sleeve,
1431
00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:39,140
you'll see it.
1432
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:40,825
All right, this is what allows him
1433
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:43,178
to make sure he controls the game.
1434
00:59:44,565 --> 00:59:46,097
I'm such a sucker.
1435
00:59:46,099 --> 00:59:47,649
[Sighs] No, Willy, you're not.
1436
00:59:47,651 --> 00:59:48,984
This guy's a career con man.
1437
00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:51,903
He's hit one casino
and card room after another,
1438
00:59:51,905 --> 00:59:53,104
always assuming
another identity,
1439
00:59:53,106 --> 00:59:54,573
always playing the happy loser
1440
00:59:54,575 --> 00:59:55,690
while using counterfeit bills
1441
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,525
as he builds up trust,
1442
00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:58,944
and then he cleans folks out.
1443
00:59:58,946 --> 01:00:02,831
Unless we stop him.
1444
01:00:08,589 --> 01:00:10,038
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1445
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,990
Only one way to find out.
1446
01:00:11,992 --> 01:00:13,675
It's the bloody handprint, all right.
1447
01:00:13,677 --> 01:00:15,543
It's too small to be a man's
1448
01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:17,128
so our murderer is a woman.
1449
01:00:21,001 --> 01:00:23,268
[Chuckling awkwardly]
1450
01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:27,839
Which eliminates Casper and Hans
1451
01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:31,676
and has me thinking this just might be...
1452
01:00:31,678 --> 01:00:33,111
[Together]: Greta!
1453
01:00:33,113 --> 01:00:35,563
Eureka!
1454
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:39,034
The mark for Left Hook Louis' gold mine!
1455
01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:40,452
Now all I have to do
1456
01:00:40,454 --> 01:00:42,821
is track the longitude and the latitude
1457
01:00:42,823 --> 01:00:44,856
and the bounty will be ours!
1458
01:00:44,858 --> 01:00:46,124
Cracking, eh?
1459
01:00:46,126 --> 01:00:48,827
[Both, unenthusiastically]
Cracking.
1460
01:00:48,829 --> 01:00:51,496
[Quietly]:
Okay, once more, what's the plan?
1461
01:00:51,498 --> 01:00:53,715
I take first watch,
don't argue why,
1462
01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:55,667
you'll take the second,
so he doesn't die.
1463
01:00:55,669 --> 01:00:57,752
And no getting out of the car,
1464
01:00:57,754 --> 01:00:59,087
if you get my meaning.
1465
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:00,672
We stick with the plan
no matter what.
1466
01:01:00,674 --> 01:01:02,724
[Whispering]: Now, he's
going to go to his room
1467
01:01:02,726 --> 01:01:03,725
to dress for
the farewell dinner,
1468
01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:05,543
and we can't stop him.
1469
01:01:05,545 --> 01:01:08,013
But if we sense anything hinky,
we're going in to get him,
1470
01:01:08,015 --> 01:01:09,881
and we go in as a team.
1471
01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:12,550
Stay. First watch. Team.
1472
01:01:12,552 --> 01:01:13,685
Good.
1473
01:01:13,687 --> 01:01:15,904
Now go change.
1474
01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:17,689
And wear sensible shoes.
1475
01:01:18,558 --> 01:01:20,909
It could be a long night.
1476
01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:27,866
Remember what they told us
when we were kids, Greta,
1477
01:01:27,868 --> 01:01:30,068
it's not about whether you win or lose,
1478
01:01:30,070 --> 01:01:31,235
but how you played the...
1479
01:01:31,237 --> 01:01:33,588
Look, don't say it, Hans, please.
1480
01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:35,073
You know what
a sore loser I can be.
1481
01:01:35,075 --> 01:01:38,043
They find the pouch,
they find the knife.
1482
01:01:38,045 --> 01:01:39,094
They find everything.
1483
01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:41,012
[Growls in frustration]
1484
01:01:41,014 --> 01:01:43,081
And if I can't find
the clues in this chapter,
1485
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:45,183
then I...
1486
01:01:45,185 --> 01:01:47,802
Very exciting.
1487
01:01:52,192 --> 01:01:53,257
I've got it!
1488
01:01:53,259 --> 01:01:54,642
[Snaps fingers]
1489
01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:57,929
So, what do you think, Willy old boy,
1490
01:01:57,931 --> 01:01:59,197
you think you're ready
to do what I taught you?
1491
01:01:59,199 --> 01:02:00,615
That scallywag
1492
01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:02,233
is about to receive
his comeuppance,
1493
01:02:02,235 --> 01:02:04,602
compliments of the Jack Reilly
school of card palming.
1494
01:02:04,604 --> 01:02:06,071
[Laughs]
1495
01:02:06,073 --> 01:02:08,039
Ow.
1496
01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:10,875
Okay, we're on pins and needles.
1497
01:02:10,877 --> 01:02:13,628
Where's Left Hook Louis' lost loot?
1498
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:15,630
You are both
going to delight in this.
1499
01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:19,667
Left Hook Louis' mine
is a mere five miles
1500
01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:20,969
from where we're going
to dock tomorrow
1501
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:22,587
at the end of the mystery cruise,
1502
01:02:22,589 --> 01:02:23,888
so...
1503
01:02:23,890 --> 01:02:25,790
Though we have yet
to identify the killer,
1504
01:02:25,792 --> 01:02:27,792
as the lucky caretakers of the map,
1505
01:02:27,794 --> 01:02:29,127
at least we've uncovered the motive.
1506
01:02:29,129 --> 01:02:30,762
[Chuckling in delight]
1507
01:02:30,764 --> 01:02:32,097
Gads!
1508
01:02:32,099 --> 01:02:34,015
Where has the day gone?
1509
01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:36,901
As I am past due joining my dear Serena
1510
01:02:36,903 --> 01:02:38,853
for our farewell affair,
1511
01:02:38,855 --> 01:02:42,273
we will have to adjourn
for a brief intermission.
1512
01:02:42,275 --> 01:02:44,275
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
1513
01:02:46,947 --> 01:02:48,146
Okay, we've got 12 hours left
1514
01:02:48,148 --> 01:02:49,664
before we dock,
1515
01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,116
and Casper's beyond
our reach to protect him.
1516
01:02:51,118 --> 01:02:53,118
Now, you make sure he makes
it to his room in one piece
1517
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,203
while I get changed and...
1518
01:02:57,958 --> 01:02:59,758
You call those sensible?
1519
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,460
I call them fashionably sensible.
1520
01:03:03,296 --> 01:03:06,131
[Dryly] Really?
1521
01:03:06,133 --> 01:03:07,432
[Sighs in disapproval]
1522
01:03:07,434 --> 01:03:10,301
[Crowd murmuring and chuckling]
1523
01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:12,854
Well done.
1524
01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:14,105
Thank you.
1525
01:03:14,107 --> 01:03:16,107
Okay, the more we've talked about it,
1526
01:03:16,109 --> 01:03:17,358
the more we know it can't be Greta.
1527
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,194
Which means, despite
all the reasons we listed
1528
01:03:19,196 --> 01:03:20,895
why it shouldn't be them,
it leaves us with...
1529
01:03:20,897 --> 01:03:21,863
Regan...
1530
01:03:21,865 --> 01:03:22,730
Or Alvirah.
1531
01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:23,982
But which one?
1532
01:03:23,984 --> 01:03:25,784
[Hissing] I don't think it's a good idea.
1533
01:03:25,786 --> 01:03:26,651
You grab it.
1534
01:03:26,653 --> 01:03:27,702
No, you grab it!
1535
01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:28,736
But I said it first.
1536
01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:30,371
You volunteered me first.
1537
01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:32,040
Same thing.
1538
01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:37,695
Read 'em and weep, boys.
1539
01:03:37,697 --> 01:03:39,714
What? Don't go away.
1540
01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:42,366
What, don't you want a
chance to win your money back?
1541
01:03:42,368 --> 01:03:44,302
[Chuckling]
1542
01:03:44,304 --> 01:03:45,920
Forgive me for interrupting, sir,
1543
01:03:45,922 --> 01:03:48,223
but I think you've
inadvertently taken my seat.
1544
01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,141
Why, Willy, what a nice surprise.
1545
01:03:50,143 --> 01:03:52,343
I thought you said
you'd lost your last hand?
1546
01:03:52,345 --> 01:03:57,065
Once again, sir, you're in my seat.
1547
01:03:58,685 --> 01:03:59,984
You're welcome to it.
1548
01:03:59,986 --> 01:04:02,153
[Cell phone chimes]
1549
01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:29,347
[Sighs nervously]
1550
01:04:29,349 --> 01:04:31,415
"I take first watch, don't argue why,
1551
01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:34,219
you'll take second, so he doesn't die."
1552
01:04:34,221 --> 01:04:39,023
Stay. First watch. Team.
1553
01:04:39,025 --> 01:04:40,558
Aw...
1554
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,194
What do I do, what do I do,
what do I do, what do I do?
1555
01:04:43,196 --> 01:04:44,946
What do I have?
1556
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,030
Ah!
1557
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,128
[Whispering] Casper?
1558
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:01,963
Casper?
1559
01:05:06,469 --> 01:05:10,338
Casper?
1560
01:05:10,340 --> 01:05:11,339
Casper? Ooh!
1561
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,391
[Muffled grunts]
1562
01:05:13,393 --> 01:05:14,425
Oh! Casper!
1563
01:05:14,427 --> 01:05:15,459
Are you okay?
1564
01:05:15,461 --> 01:05:17,645
[Muffled protests]
1565
01:05:18,932 --> 01:05:21,432
[Slams door]
1566
01:05:21,434 --> 01:05:30,158
How nice of you to drop in.
1567
01:05:49,795 --> 01:05:51,461
[Whispering] Alvirah!
1568
01:05:57,553 --> 01:05:59,502
[Knocking] Hello?
1569
01:05:59,504 --> 01:06:01,388
Hello?
1570
01:06:01,390 --> 01:06:03,106
[Knocking insistently]
It's time to go!
1571
01:06:03,108 --> 01:06:04,641
Hey.
1572
01:06:04,643 --> 01:06:06,359
Oh, it's you.
1573
01:06:06,361 --> 01:06:07,527
[Coughing weakly]
1574
01:06:07,529 --> 01:06:09,179
Stay back.
1575
01:06:09,181 --> 01:06:10,397
You don't want to catch this,
1576
01:06:10,399 --> 01:06:11,681
it's a killer.
1577
01:06:11,683 --> 01:06:14,151
Oh, it's a shame you're feeling so punk.
1578
01:06:14,153 --> 01:06:15,402
You know, I ran into Casper
1579
01:06:15,404 --> 01:06:16,953
this afternoon,
1580
01:06:16,955 --> 01:06:17,904
and we made plans
for us all to grab a cocktail
1581
01:06:17,906 --> 01:06:19,072
before dinner.
1582
01:06:19,074 --> 01:06:20,874
Oh, well, Caspy already left.
1583
01:06:20,876 --> 01:06:22,075
Funny,
1584
01:06:22,077 --> 01:06:23,193
he never mentioned meeting for drinks.
1585
01:06:23,195 --> 01:06:24,327
Hmm.
1586
01:06:24,329 --> 01:06:26,413
Well, don't let me spoil your fun.
1587
01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:27,414
Have a lovely evening.
1588
01:06:37,559 --> 01:06:39,259
Caspy, dear,
1589
01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:40,594
I'm so sorry if you're uncomfortable.
1590
01:06:40,596 --> 01:06:41,561
[Muffled protests]
1591
01:06:41,563 --> 01:06:43,146
I'd hoped to kill you
1592
01:06:43,148 --> 01:06:44,264
like all my other husbands,
1593
01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:46,650
suddenly and without warning.
1594
01:06:46,652 --> 01:06:50,053
That was before Miss Noseypants interfered.
1595
01:06:50,055 --> 01:06:52,222
Making it impossible for me to cash in
1596
01:06:52,224 --> 01:06:54,574
as the grieving widow.
1597
01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:57,611
Your discomfort doesn't
bother me one bit.
1598
01:06:57,613 --> 01:07:01,665
You and that lying Regan Reilly.
1599
01:07:01,667 --> 01:07:05,335
Nothing would please me more
than throwing you two overboard,
1600
01:07:05,337 --> 01:07:06,703
but, sadly,
1601
01:07:06,705 --> 01:07:09,039
my survival must take precedent
1602
01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:11,174
over such instant gratification.
1603
01:07:11,176 --> 01:07:12,342
[Moaning in protest]
1604
01:07:12,344 --> 01:07:15,095
Oh, stop complaining.
1605
01:07:15,097 --> 01:07:17,647
I wasted five years of
my life on this marriage.
1606
01:07:17,649 --> 01:07:19,432
[Casper gulps]
1607
01:07:19,434 --> 01:07:24,638
At my age, do you think
five years grows on a tree?
1608
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,223
[Mumbling threats]
1609
01:07:26,925 --> 01:07:28,441
[Laughs]
1610
01:07:28,443 --> 01:07:30,310
Well, of course, I'm going
to get away with it, silly.
1611
01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:32,562
I always do.
1612
01:07:32,564 --> 01:07:34,481
Why, by the time your partner finds you,
1613
01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:38,201
I will be row, row...
1614
01:07:38,203 --> 01:07:39,435
♪ Rowing my boat ♪
1615
01:07:39,437 --> 01:07:41,621
♪ Far, far, away ♪
1616
01:07:41,623 --> 01:07:44,207
♪ Escaping now, escaping now ♪
1617
01:07:45,577 --> 01:07:48,378
♪ To kill another day... ♪
1618
01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,746
[Giggles]
1619
01:07:51,116 --> 01:07:52,282
[Hushed] Go, go!
1620
01:07:52,284 --> 01:07:53,449
I'm moving my feet!
1621
01:07:53,451 --> 01:07:54,668
Not fast enough!
1622
01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:56,336
So, do you have any children?
1623
01:07:56,338 --> 01:07:57,387
Yeah, two.
1624
01:07:57,389 --> 01:07:58,722
Both in college.
1625
01:07:58,724 --> 01:08:03,159
One on the east coast and one out west.
1626
01:08:04,179 --> 01:08:06,263
You have a beautiful family.
1627
01:08:06,265 --> 01:08:07,764
Thanks.
1628
01:08:07,766 --> 01:08:10,517
We see each other every
summer and all the holidays,
1629
01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,735
that is when they're not skiing
1630
01:08:11,737 --> 01:08:15,689
or traveling, or with friends.
1631
01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:17,324
When they're this age,
1632
01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:18,775
you don't see them
half as often as you'd like to.
1633
01:08:23,999 --> 01:08:24,864
[Sighs nervously]
1634
01:08:31,256 --> 01:08:32,372
Would you care to dance?
1635
01:08:34,326 --> 01:08:36,426
There's... no music.
1636
01:08:37,495 --> 01:08:39,629
I know.
1637
01:08:39,631 --> 01:08:42,299
That way, I don't have to
worry about staying on the beat.
1638
01:08:42,301 --> 01:08:43,767
[Chuckles]
1639
01:08:44,636 --> 01:08:45,635
Yeah.
1640
01:08:48,006 --> 01:08:49,522
Madame.
1641
01:08:49,524 --> 01:08:51,024
Monsieur.
1642
01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:52,475
[Giggling]
1643
01:08:58,116 --> 01:08:59,149
[Laughs]
1644
01:09:16,335 --> 01:09:17,801
Aren't you a little...
1645
01:09:17,803 --> 01:09:18,752
Under-dressed?
1646
01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:19,803
Have you seen Alvirah?
1647
01:09:19,805 --> 01:09:22,255
No. Why? What's wrong?
1648
01:09:22,257 --> 01:09:23,173
[Sighs] Nothing.
1649
01:09:23,175 --> 01:09:24,507
Regan.
1650
01:09:24,509 --> 01:09:26,643
No, nothing, really.
I just need her to...
1651
01:09:26,645 --> 01:09:30,730
Look, if you see Alvirah,
tell her I said to stay put.
1652
01:09:30,732 --> 01:09:33,683
Now, do you really want
to open that box, Pandora?
1653
01:09:33,685 --> 01:09:34,717
But I smell...
1654
01:09:34,719 --> 01:09:36,102
Trouble.
1655
01:09:36,104 --> 01:09:37,404
What else is new?
1656
01:09:38,190 --> 01:09:39,856
Look on the bright side,
1657
01:09:39,858 --> 01:09:43,159
with that pair up to... whatever,
1658
01:09:43,161 --> 01:09:45,395
you'll probably have
the plot for your next book
1659
01:09:45,397 --> 01:09:46,363
by the end of the night.
1660
01:09:46,365 --> 01:09:47,697
[Laughs]
1661
01:09:52,570 --> 01:09:54,120
[Banging insistently on door]
1662
01:09:54,122 --> 01:09:55,872
[Whispering] Alvirah!
1663
01:09:57,342 --> 01:09:58,625
[Banging on door]
1664
01:09:58,627 --> 01:10:00,460
Alvirah, are you in there?
1665
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:02,295
[Knocking and rattling lock]
1666
01:10:24,653 --> 01:10:26,786
[Winding window latch]
1667
01:10:29,374 --> 01:10:33,410
And I'll, uh, raise a hundred.
1668
01:10:33,412 --> 01:10:35,795
Not with these.
1669
01:10:35,797 --> 01:10:39,499
Well, Oliver, in or out?
1670
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,384
I'm in.
1671
01:10:41,386 --> 01:10:43,636
I'll see your hundred and call.
1672
01:10:43,638 --> 01:10:45,138
Two pairs, queen high.
1673
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:48,224
Two pairs king high.
1674
01:10:49,177 --> 01:10:51,678
Well, that's it for me.
1675
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:52,795
[Willy]:
It's not it for me.
1676
01:10:52,797 --> 01:10:54,431
Would you pass those cards over?
1677
01:10:54,433 --> 01:10:56,649
My pleasure.
1678
01:11:21,626 --> 01:11:23,676
Just bust it.
1679
01:11:23,678 --> 01:11:25,295
- Bust it open.
- No!
1680
01:11:25,297 --> 01:11:26,713
It's bad enough that we stole it.
1681
01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:28,331
Borrowed.
1682
01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:29,966
Shame, Greta!
1683
01:11:36,274 --> 01:11:37,357
Hans!
1684
01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:45,532
[Sighs]
1685
01:11:45,534 --> 01:11:47,350
Detected, Greta.
1686
01:11:47,352 --> 01:11:49,452
Back. We must take this
back to the captain
1687
01:11:49,454 --> 01:11:51,454
before we suffer further shame!
1688
01:12:21,486 --> 01:12:23,353
[Muffled cries]
1689
01:12:25,774 --> 01:12:27,690
[Mumbled] Regan!
[Muffled pleas]
1690
01:12:27,692 --> 01:12:29,225
Okay, come here.
1691
01:12:29,227 --> 01:12:30,226
Ah!
1692
01:12:30,228 --> 01:12:31,945
Hurry up, she's getting away!
1693
01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:33,496
She's stealing a lifeboat! Go! Get out!
1694
01:12:33,498 --> 01:12:35,248
Okay, here.
Okay, okay!
1695
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,032
Get out!
1696
01:12:37,285 --> 01:12:39,002
- Be careful.
- Ooh! Ow!
1697
01:12:39,004 --> 01:12:40,787
Oh, that didn't touch you.
1698
01:12:42,374 --> 01:12:44,240
I can't find my satchel.
1699
01:12:44,242 --> 01:12:45,592
But doesn't it have the...
1700
01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:46,926
Sets for chapter 21.
1701
01:12:46,928 --> 01:12:48,177
Yes.
1702
01:12:48,179 --> 01:12:49,679
I thought I had it with me.
1703
01:12:49,681 --> 01:12:51,347
Nora, you don't think...
1704
01:12:51,349 --> 01:12:52,549
Someone would actually cheat
1705
01:12:52,551 --> 01:12:54,634
to learn who the
mystery game murderer is?
1706
01:12:54,636 --> 01:12:56,269
I know I had it in the salon.
1707
01:12:56,271 --> 01:12:57,554
That's where I've been
storing all the chapters for you.
1708
01:12:57,556 --> 01:12:59,355
Well then, that's where we should look.
1709
01:12:59,357 --> 01:13:00,607
Oh, I hope there's no trouble.
1710
01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:05,761
You're right.
1711
01:13:05,763 --> 01:13:06,779
It's gotta be...
1712
01:13:06,781 --> 01:13:07,864
Her, I know.
1713
01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:10,400
But why rush it?
1714
01:13:10,402 --> 01:13:11,934
Don't you think we should?
1715
01:13:11,936 --> 01:13:13,820
No. Yes. No.
1716
01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:15,038
[Laughing] Me too.
1717
01:13:15,874 --> 01:13:17,773
[Giggling]
1718
01:13:17,775 --> 01:13:19,659
We could always pick this up later.
1719
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:20,743
We could.
1720
01:13:20,745 --> 01:13:22,078
Right where we left off.
1721
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,664
Or better yet...
1722
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,799
Find out where this might take us?
1723
01:13:30,805 --> 01:13:32,472
- On...
- One...
1724
01:13:32,474 --> 01:13:33,640
- Two...
- Three...
1725
01:13:33,642 --> 01:13:36,509
[Together]:
We formally accuse...
1726
01:13:36,511 --> 01:13:37,560
Nora was just here.
1727
01:13:37,562 --> 01:13:38,561
Well, you know what that means.
1728
01:13:38,563 --> 01:13:39,762
Exactly.
1729
01:13:39,764 --> 01:13:41,064
If we can't find Nora...
1730
01:13:41,066 --> 01:13:44,100
We have to do our accusing face-to-face.
1731
01:13:47,472 --> 01:13:48,821
I'll call that
1732
01:13:48,823 --> 01:13:50,657
and raise you...
1733
01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:52,775
10,000.
1734
01:13:58,783 --> 01:14:01,618
Well, I think this
would cover your 10 large.
1735
01:14:11,796 --> 01:14:15,848
Four lucky sevens for the win.
1736
01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:17,133
Ollie...
1737
01:14:17,135 --> 01:14:18,518
I know you'll correct me if I'm wrong,
1738
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:24,140
but in poker, nothing beats a royal flush.
1739
01:14:24,142 --> 01:14:25,441
You're a cheater.
1740
01:14:25,443 --> 01:14:27,060
It takes one to know one.
1741
01:14:27,062 --> 01:14:29,479
What's really gonna sting is, I'm a cop,
1742
01:14:29,481 --> 01:14:30,947
and you're under arrest.
1743
01:15:21,932 --> 01:15:23,432
It's not here either.
1744
01:15:23,434 --> 01:15:24,633
I'm so sorry.
1745
01:15:24,635 --> 01:15:26,301
Well, let's not
jump to conclusions.
1746
01:15:26,303 --> 01:15:27,803
Captain, perhaps you...
1747
01:15:27,805 --> 01:15:29,838
Hold on, what do we have here?
1748
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,172
We formally accuse the dance hall girl...
1749
01:15:31,174 --> 01:15:32,474
...of murder!
1750
01:15:32,476 --> 01:15:34,342
- Look what we found!
- Look what I've stolen!
1751
01:15:34,344 --> 01:15:35,477
Look at this!
1752
01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:37,979
[Everyone gasping in shock]
1753
01:15:40,784 --> 01:15:42,200
I'm suspicious about this money.
1754
01:15:42,202 --> 01:15:43,852
[Shouting and commotion]
1755
01:15:43,854 --> 01:15:44,820
[Arguing]
1756
01:15:44,822 --> 01:15:46,788
[Everyone talking at once]
1757
01:15:46,790 --> 01:15:48,490
Quiet!
1758
01:15:48,492 --> 01:15:50,292
[Everyone talking at once]
1759
01:15:50,294 --> 01:15:51,660
[Casper shouts] Quiet!
1760
01:15:51,662 --> 01:15:53,195
[Room falls silent]
1761
01:15:53,197 --> 01:15:54,796
My wife,
1762
01:15:54,798 --> 01:15:55,881
she's a murderer.
1763
01:15:57,501 --> 01:15:59,718
[All murmuring in confusion]
1764
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,537
[Casper]: No, a real murderer!
1765
01:16:02,539 --> 01:16:05,707
So that means Alvirah was right.
1766
01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:06,925
So Regan must...
1767
01:16:06,927 --> 01:16:08,176
Watch him.
1768
01:16:10,881 --> 01:16:13,482
[Everyone murmuring in unrest]
1769
01:16:22,743 --> 01:16:23,775
[Shouting angrily]
1770
01:16:42,746 --> 01:16:44,245
Regan, I'm coming!
1771
01:16:44,247 --> 01:16:46,298
Serena!
1772
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:47,682
Get away from her!
1773
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,052
[Yelps]
1774
01:16:53,357 --> 01:16:54,606
[Screaming]
1775
01:16:54,608 --> 01:16:55,891
Here! Grab hold!
Let me help you!
1776
01:16:55,893 --> 01:16:57,592
No.
1777
01:16:57,594 --> 01:16:58,810
I can't, I'll fall!
1778
01:16:58,812 --> 01:17:00,729
Don't be a fool, Mona, don't be a fool.
1779
01:17:00,731 --> 01:17:02,397
Or is it Lola?
1780
01:17:03,317 --> 01:17:05,534
It's Ethel.
1781
01:17:05,536 --> 01:17:06,868
Well, Ethel,
1782
01:17:06,870 --> 01:17:07,953
if the propellers don't get you,
1783
01:17:07,955 --> 01:17:09,270
the freezing water will.
1784
01:17:09,272 --> 01:17:11,039
Now let me help you!
1785
01:17:20,617 --> 01:17:22,050
Police!
1786
01:17:22,052 --> 01:17:23,835
Shut it down.
1787
01:17:26,557 --> 01:17:28,456
[Engines stop chugging]
1788
01:17:40,354 --> 01:17:41,570
What did I tell you?
1789
01:17:41,572 --> 01:17:43,304
Fashionable and...
1790
01:17:43,306 --> 01:17:45,156
Sensible.
1791
01:18:37,027 --> 01:18:40,211
Hey, what are you doing up here?
1792
01:18:43,667 --> 01:18:45,550
I've been looking everywhere for you.
1793
01:18:47,921 --> 01:18:50,388
I'm sorry, Regan.
1794
01:18:50,390 --> 01:18:52,641
What are you talking about?
1795
01:18:52,643 --> 01:18:54,593
I did it again.
1796
01:18:54,595 --> 01:18:56,678
I didn't wait in the car.
1797
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:57,812
Or should I say "storage room."
1798
01:18:57,814 --> 01:18:59,481
Alvirah..
1799
01:18:59,483 --> 01:19:01,049
No, I almost got you killed.
1800
01:19:01,051 --> 01:19:03,652
You saved my life.
1801
01:19:03,654 --> 01:19:05,437
No...
1802
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:06,721
I did what I always do,
1803
01:19:06,723 --> 01:19:09,741
and that's getting lucky because of you.
1804
01:19:09,743 --> 01:19:10,859
You were right.
1805
01:19:10,861 --> 01:19:12,794
I have no business being...
1806
01:19:14,031 --> 01:19:15,947
In your business.
1807
01:19:15,949 --> 01:19:17,415
No.
1808
01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:19,200
No, I was wrong.
1809
01:19:19,202 --> 01:19:23,004
And I'm the one who needs to apologize.
1810
01:19:23,006 --> 01:19:27,425
Me telling you to ignore your gift,
1811
01:19:27,427 --> 01:19:28,627
and that's what you have,
1812
01:19:28,629 --> 01:19:29,594
a gift for spotting trouble
1813
01:19:29,596 --> 01:19:31,012
even before it happens.
1814
01:19:32,683 --> 01:19:33,915
All I know is,
1815
01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:36,968
thank goodness you got out of that car.
1816
01:19:36,970 --> 01:19:40,922
Look, we dodged a real...
1817
01:19:40,924 --> 01:19:43,942
Black widow.
1818
01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:47,195
I mean, the way I see it,
1819
01:19:47,197 --> 01:19:48,863
it would be a crime not to open up
1820
01:19:48,865 --> 01:19:51,616
a detective agency together.
1821
01:19:52,953 --> 01:19:54,569
Partner.
1822
01:19:57,074 --> 01:19:59,624
[Chuckling]
1823
01:20:07,050 --> 01:20:09,668
♪ ♪
1824
01:20:20,430 --> 01:20:22,130
So?
1825
01:20:22,132 --> 01:20:24,866
Isn't it every bit as fabu
as I promised it would be?
1826
01:20:24,868 --> 01:20:26,067
Every bit.
1827
01:20:26,069 --> 01:20:28,069
Come on, Regan, be a big girl
1828
01:20:28,071 --> 01:20:29,704
and admit how much you like it.
1829
01:20:32,159 --> 01:20:33,825
It's beyond "fabu."
1830
01:20:33,827 --> 01:20:35,810
[Cass]: I know!
1831
01:20:35,812 --> 01:20:37,612
Tallulah liked it so much
1832
01:20:37,614 --> 01:20:39,147
we almost decided to use it
for her and her poochy friends
1833
01:20:39,149 --> 01:20:40,582
for their playdates.
1834
01:20:40,584 --> 01:20:41,616
Didn't we, sweetie?
1835
01:20:41,618 --> 01:20:43,618
Anyway,
1836
01:20:43,620 --> 01:20:44,836
we're just thrilled
1837
01:20:44,838 --> 01:20:46,087
that you love your new space
1838
01:20:46,089 --> 01:20:48,089
for the Meehan & Reilly
Detective Agency.
1839
01:20:48,091 --> 01:20:49,924
The Reilly & Meehan Agency.
1840
01:20:49,926 --> 01:20:51,176
Not according to your door.
1841
01:20:52,496 --> 01:20:53,545
Anyway,
1842
01:20:53,547 --> 01:20:55,496
I've been uptown and down,
1843
01:20:55,498 --> 01:20:57,015
making sure that anyone
involved with anything
1844
01:20:57,017 --> 01:20:58,967
they're desperate to keep off page six
1845
01:20:58,969 --> 01:21:03,171
comes to see you at
your one-stop crime shop!
1846
01:21:03,173 --> 01:21:05,857
[Lulu barking]
1847
01:21:05,859 --> 01:21:07,142
Yes, it is, Lulu.
1848
01:21:07,144 --> 01:21:10,011
It is time for our afternoon nappy.
1849
01:21:10,013 --> 01:21:10,979
[Whimpers]
1850
01:21:10,981 --> 01:21:12,013
Goodbye!
1851
01:21:12,015 --> 01:21:14,199
Thanks, Cass.
1852
01:21:18,688 --> 01:21:20,789
[Sighing]
1853
01:21:24,711 --> 01:21:25,794
[Sighs]
1854
01:21:42,062 --> 01:21:44,145
[Telephone rings]
1855
01:21:44,147 --> 01:21:46,547
Meehan & Reilly Detective Agency,
1856
01:21:46,549 --> 01:21:48,549
this is Alvirah Meehan.
1857
01:21:48,551 --> 01:21:50,351
How can we help you?
1858
01:21:51,271 --> 01:21:52,654
Mm-hmm?
1859
01:21:52,656 --> 01:21:54,055
Oh, my goodness.
Go on.
1860
01:21:54,057 --> 01:21:55,273
Oh! I'm listening.
1861
01:21:55,275 --> 01:21:57,609
Mm-hmm.
1862
01:22:00,831 --> 01:22:05,233
♪ ♪
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