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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:50,645 --> 00:00:53,910 With the Indians! 3 00:01:31,356 --> 00:01:32,584 Avram! 4 00:02:18,907 --> 00:02:21,069 I want to talk to you in private. 5 00:02:22,512 --> 00:02:24,412 Speak only English. 6 00:02:25,348 --> 00:02:29,045 And no matter what I say, don't smile. 7 00:02:41,032 --> 00:02:45,561 Out of 88 students graduating from this yeshiva... 8 00:02:46,071 --> 00:02:48,733 you came in a close 87. 9 00:02:51,643 --> 00:02:52,632 Don't smile. 10 00:02:54,981 --> 00:02:56,346 Look sad. 11 00:02:59,385 --> 00:03:01,353 There is a new congregation... 12 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:02,445 In America? 13 00:03:02,522 --> 00:03:03,888 Wait! 14 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,673 Some meshuggener suggested your name to become the new rabbi. 15 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,536 I am forced to take an official vote of the board of rabbis. 16 00:03:57,816 --> 00:03:58,805 Close. 17 00:03:59,985 --> 00:04:01,452 It's a close vote. 18 00:04:03,021 --> 00:04:05,012 But I am the Chief Rabbi! 19 00:04:05,858 --> 00:04:08,327 I am the one who has to decide! 20 00:04:09,362 --> 00:04:10,886 So, cowboy... 21 00:04:12,132 --> 00:04:15,397 I am sending you to San Francisco. 22 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:20,637 - Where is San Francisco? - By New York. 23 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:31,943 Get out, quick. 24 00:04:41,097 --> 00:04:45,796 And so, on a wonderful sunny day in 1850... 25 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:49,031 I started out my great adventure... 26 00:04:49,105 --> 00:04:52,371 and I left Poland for Philadelphia... 27 00:04:52,442 --> 00:04:55,934 the city where all the brothers love each other... 28 00:05:40,094 --> 00:05:41,686 The boat's gone. 29 00:05:46,468 --> 00:05:47,799 Understand? 30 00:05:47,870 --> 00:05:49,303 Somebody should have told us! 31 00:05:49,371 --> 00:05:50,463 This is the devil's work. 32 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:52,200 - What'd he say? - Says the boat is gone. 33 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:54,709 Mister, what'd you just say about the boat to San Francisco? 34 00:05:54,777 --> 00:05:55,869 - Gone! - Well, that can't be. 35 00:05:55,945 --> 00:05:58,243 That boat's supposed to leave first tide in the morning! 36 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,645 Supposed to? 37 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:01,479 What the hell's the matter with you? 38 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:02,916 It's a gold rush. 39 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:05,146 Haven't you people heard anything? 40 00:06:05,222 --> 00:06:07,713 - Next boat two months. - Oh, God! 41 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,721 Oh, my God, help me! 42 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,289 Just this morning me and my brother got the news. 43 00:06:13,364 --> 00:06:14,957 All right. Who's next? 44 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:23,436 Our mama's dying in San Francisco. 45 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,110 What am I gonna do? 46 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:31,114 There must be some way that a person can go to San Francisco... 47 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,707 in another way than the boat. 48 00:06:32,785 --> 00:06:34,412 Not for us, sir. 49 00:06:34,754 --> 00:06:39,124 Just 10 minutes ago, me and my brother sold our horses and our wagon... 50 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:42,457 so as we could purchase tickets on this here boat. 51 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,188 And now we ain't got neither. 52 00:06:45,265 --> 00:06:47,757 Well, perhaps if you go to the man... 53 00:06:47,902 --> 00:06:50,666 and you told him your troubles and you give him back the money... 54 00:06:50,738 --> 00:06:52,831 he would give you back the wagon. 55 00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:55,108 You think he'll do it? 56 00:06:55,176 --> 00:06:58,510 If he is a good man, I think he would do that, yes. 57 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:01,981 Mister, would you help me, please? 58 00:07:02,217 --> 00:07:05,152 I'm not much good at explaining myself and... 59 00:07:05,521 --> 00:07:09,788 I usually just start to cry. 60 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:11,190 I will do that. 61 00:07:11,261 --> 00:07:12,660 I would be happy to do it. 62 00:07:12,729 --> 00:07:15,095 But I don't know if I would be much help to you. 63 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:16,632 With the way I speak English... 64 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,862 Wait, you don't have to carry the bags. 65 00:07:18,936 --> 00:07:20,767 My brother, his name is Matt. 66 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:22,999 - Oh, say, what's your name? - Avram. 67 00:07:23,074 --> 00:07:25,042 Avram. My name's Darryl, Darryl Diggs. 68 00:07:25,109 --> 00:07:27,373 Anyway, my brother's got a temper. 69 00:07:27,445 --> 00:07:29,573 Sometimes he just unloads, you know what I mean? 70 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:31,582 - Can't I help you to carry... - No, that's all right. 71 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,174 I've got it all. Don't worry about a thing. 72 00:07:33,251 --> 00:07:35,651 Just step in here, anyway. Come on, what is it again, Avrum? 73 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,121 Avram. But you didn't do nothing wrong. 74 00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:41,660 - Everything go all right? - Well, we missed the boat. 75 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,263 - What? - The boat sailed yesterday. 76 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:48,198 The whole town's gone crazy, Matt. It's gold rush. It sailed yesterday. 77 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,499 Yeah, but what are we supposed to do now? 78 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,972 Well, God may be on our side yet, Matt, thanks to this here gentleman. 79 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,266 Avram, this is my brother, Matthew Diggs. 80 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,470 - How do you do? - Mr. Jones! 81 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:03,080 Mr. Jones, we missed our boat and we find ourselves in a desperate state. 82 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,675 We need our horses and our wagon back... 83 00:08:04,753 --> 00:08:08,314 so as we can get to San Francisco to see our mum before she dies. 84 00:08:08,523 --> 00:08:11,014 So if you'd be kind enough to take your money back... 85 00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:14,494 I sympathize with your misfortunes, fellows. But you've got to understand... 86 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:17,088 I'm in the business of buying and selling... 87 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:20,596 and I don't sell unless I can make a profit. 88 00:08:21,037 --> 00:08:23,563 But we don't have no money to give you a profit. 89 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,540 Then we don't do no business. 90 00:08:26,343 --> 00:08:29,574 Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Jones. 91 00:08:31,415 --> 00:08:35,352 How much profit do you need from these gentlemen? 92 00:08:35,787 --> 00:08:37,277 $50. 93 00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:40,389 $50. That's it, Matt, we're sunk. 94 00:08:40,525 --> 00:08:42,994 I'm sorry, Avram. Sorry I wasted your time. 95 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:47,292 Well, perhaps I could pay the $50. 96 00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:01,213 It's real kind of you, Avram. 97 00:09:01,314 --> 00:09:04,614 I don't know how's we could ever pay you back. Do you, Matt? 98 00:09:05,252 --> 00:09:08,050 $50, look, I don't know. 99 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:11,050 If I could have a seat on your wagon to San Francisco... 100 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,116 I would be more than paid back. 101 00:09:13,394 --> 00:09:14,656 Well, you pay the $50... 102 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,892 you could have a seat with a cushion on it. Can't he, Matt? 103 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,594 All the way. 104 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:21,864 I would share the cushion. 105 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,002 Matt, the Lord is smiling on you and me today! 106 00:09:26,075 --> 00:09:27,201 Amen. 107 00:09:28,578 --> 00:09:30,205 Gentlemen, quiet! 108 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,048 Wonderful, marvelous news. 109 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:37,011 Just this morning, I received this letter. 110 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:42,449 "Dear Mr. Bender: 111 00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:46,189 "This is to inform you that soon, God willing... 112 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:49,294 "you will have a rabbi and a Torah. 113 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:58,237 "Rabbi Avram Belinski has left Poland... 114 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:01,177 "to join you in the village of San Francisco. 115 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:05,272 "Avram thanks you for the picture of your lovely family. 116 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:10,114 "He is looking eagerly forward to meeting your daughter Sarah Mindl... 117 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,283 "with an eye towards matrimony." 118 00:10:14,094 --> 00:10:17,120 - Papa! - Not now, Sarah Mindl. 119 00:10:18,298 --> 00:10:19,527 But, Julius! 120 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:21,866 Go to your room. 121 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,760 What's the matter with Sarah Mindl? 122 00:10:23,838 --> 00:10:27,467 Bender, a rabbi is better than a Rosensheine. 123 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,818 You want a bite? 124 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,192 Oh, thanks. 125 00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:06,212 There she is, Avram. 126 00:11:06,351 --> 00:11:08,512 That little shortcut I was telling you about. 127 00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:11,420 Gonna get us to San Francisco four days earlier. 128 00:11:11,489 --> 00:11:12,514 Good. 129 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,389 Whoa! 130 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,402 What happened? Is it Indians? 131 00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:56,302 Mr. Jones, what's happening? 132 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:05,474 I don't understand. What's... 133 00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:07,983 Darryl, tell him I paid the $50! 134 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,147 He paid the $50. 135 00:12:10,321 --> 00:12:12,789 - You paid the $50? - Yeah, I did. 136 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:22,523 Is it clothes what you want? 137 00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:24,330 You want to take my clothes? 138 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:27,339 You need my clothes so much? You don't have your own clothes? 139 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:33,337 No! No! Not the Torah, please! 140 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,381 Take my money, you can have the... 141 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,974 God! God, help me! 142 00:12:38,118 --> 00:12:40,348 Mr. Jones, please don't do that! 143 00:12:43,691 --> 00:12:47,058 Please! Please! No! 144 00:12:47,128 --> 00:12:49,096 What's you need my tallis for? 145 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,929 Why are you doing this? 146 00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:55,299 - We love you. - Mr. Jones... 147 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:57,235 why are you doing this? 148 00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,672 - You're not happy with our service? - No. 149 00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:08,143 God! I don't want to be with these filthy crooks! 150 00:13:08,217 --> 00:13:10,880 - We'll fix that for you, bucko. - No! 151 00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:12,421 There you go! 152 00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:29,372 - How'd we do? - I got the rest of his money. 153 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,564 This you couldn't throw out first! 154 00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:58,060 America. 155 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,535 Landsmen! Landsmen! 156 00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:37,143 Hello! 157 00:17:38,613 --> 00:17:40,012 Landsmen! 158 00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:42,171 Landsmen! 159 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,510 Hello! 160 00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:46,484 Landsmen! 161 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,420 Dost thou speak English? 162 00:18:28,635 --> 00:18:30,125 Dost thou... 163 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:33,705 speak... 164 00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:24,088 You know, I think he's crazy. 165 00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:18,176 We have decided... 166 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:22,287 that thou shouldst have this money for the train to Akron. 167 00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,190 We are sorry it cannot be more. 168 00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:36,401 We all hope it will help thee on thy journey... 169 00:20:37,008 --> 00:20:38,407 Brother Avram. 170 00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:49,447 I will never forget thy kindness. 171 00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:53,519 Thanks. 172 00:21:06,174 --> 00:21:09,803 Bye-bye. Good-bye, children. 173 00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:15,441 Good-bye. Thank you very much. 174 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,543 Thanks. 175 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:21,021 - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Avram. 176 00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:25,685 My parents have a farm... 177 00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:29,528 not big like this one, but they have a nice farm. 178 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,430 How is it that thou are not a farmer? 179 00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:35,762 Well, God made me a rabbi. 180 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,771 - Why? - Why? 181 00:21:40,544 --> 00:21:43,035 I think he had enough farmers. 182 00:21:46,817 --> 00:21:48,843 What a wonderful country. 183 00:22:11,178 --> 00:22:14,614 Simple Simon says, "Put your fingers on your nose." 184 00:22:16,951 --> 00:22:19,442 Simple Simon says, "No laughing." 185 00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:24,819 Simple Simon says, "Put your fingers on your nose." 186 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:27,090 I really have to go! 187 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,462 Simple Simon says, "Put your fingers on your nose." 188 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,170 Don't bother the man, honey. 189 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:41,137 Simple Simon says, "You don't have to play." 190 00:22:48,251 --> 00:22:50,549 I think we're an hour and a half away. 191 00:23:39,975 --> 00:23:43,433 - Mommy, I'm getting sleepy. - Then take a nap. 192 00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:26,617 - Can you stop it? - Mama, I'm hungry. 193 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,509 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 194 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:14,473 Now I want you all to stay calm and listen... 195 00:25:14,545 --> 00:25:16,513 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. 196 00:25:17,948 --> 00:25:20,576 First thing is: Don't turn around. 197 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:23,346 There's a man behind you with a big shotgun... 198 00:25:23,421 --> 00:25:25,582 and he don't care to be recognized. 199 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,487 Them that don't believe me is gonna die. 200 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,758 All right now. You all put your hands on top of your heads. 201 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:37,868 Good. That's real good. 202 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,434 Now we're all gonna play like we're in church. 203 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,268 You got something for the collection, sir? 204 00:25:45,145 --> 00:25:46,373 Very kind. 205 00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:49,509 Ma'am? Thank you. 206 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,414 Thank you very much. 207 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:52,542 Ma'am? 208 00:25:58,693 --> 00:25:59,785 Thank you. 209 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:02,889 Well, thank you all very much. 210 00:26:02,964 --> 00:26:05,763 Mr. Jake, I'm jumping here, you go at the next bend. 211 00:26:06,168 --> 00:26:07,635 Remember, folks... 212 00:26:07,703 --> 00:26:11,070 the best way to keep your heads is keep your hands on top of them. 213 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,732 And don't turn around. 214 00:26:13,944 --> 00:26:16,845 Better to give than to receive, ain't it, folks? 215 00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:17,537 Simple Simon says, "Everybody laugh." 216 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,388 Don't you get the joke? 217 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:32,554 Simple says, "Everybody gotta laugh." 218 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:35,989 It's difficult to explain that a Jew can't ride on a Saturday. 219 00:28:36,432 --> 00:28:40,459 And, for a Jew, Saturday begins on Friday. 220 00:28:42,271 --> 00:28:44,103 - Name? - Joseph Pellerton. 221 00:28:47,344 --> 00:28:49,278 See the foreman. Name? 222 00:28:50,914 --> 00:28:52,779 Good? Good. 223 00:28:54,853 --> 00:28:57,515 See the foreman. Name? 224 00:28:57,589 --> 00:28:58,954 You funny looking fellow. 225 00:28:59,524 --> 00:29:02,721 - Yes. Yes. - See the foreman. Name? 226 00:29:03,562 --> 00:29:04,654 Yes. 227 00:29:06,432 --> 00:29:07,490 See the foreman. 228 00:29:07,566 --> 00:29:11,002 - You ever work on railroad before? - No. This is the first time for me. 229 00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:12,059 K-O-V... 230 00:29:15,008 --> 00:29:15,997 See the foreman. 231 00:29:16,076 --> 00:29:18,067 - You sure talk funny. - Name? 232 00:29:21,248 --> 00:29:22,442 - Yes. - See the foreman. 233 00:29:22,516 --> 00:29:23,540 - Yes. - Name? 234 00:29:23,617 --> 00:29:24,606 John Browning. 235 00:29:24,684 --> 00:29:26,949 Strange-looking characters looking for jobs. 236 00:29:27,021 --> 00:29:28,420 See the foreman. 237 00:29:29,123 --> 00:29:30,613 - Name? - Belinski. 238 00:29:46,676 --> 00:29:49,907 Sorry, Paco. Sorry. It wouldn't happen again. 239 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,874 You can bet your boots on that. 240 00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:07,193 He did it again. 241 00:30:21,247 --> 00:30:23,772 Wait, Paco. Wait! 242 00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:26,141 Wait, it wasn't done on purpose. 243 00:30:26,719 --> 00:30:30,053 - Avram, some water over here. - Coming right up. 244 00:30:30,324 --> 00:30:33,088 Got nice, fresh water coming right up. 245 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:36,458 - Avram. - What? What happened? 246 00:30:36,663 --> 00:30:38,790 Paco? No! 247 00:30:38,866 --> 00:30:42,598 - It was an accident. I didn't mean to... - I kill you, pendejo! 248 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:44,501 I'll bust your Jewish bones! 249 00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:48,067 You smart, you listen. We open a big restaurant. 250 00:30:48,142 --> 00:30:50,668 You work one year, make enough money to buy a wagon. 251 00:30:50,746 --> 00:30:52,179 Maybe we even go with you, huh? 252 00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:54,341 Open a big joint in San Francisco! 253 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:58,113 Paco, would you show me where to buy a horse? 254 00:30:58,521 --> 00:31:01,650 Hey, pendejo. How you going to find your way? 255 00:31:01,825 --> 00:31:06,057 Paco, please, just show me where to buy a horse. 256 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:15,568 You're crazy, Jew-boy! You gonna get lost! 257 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,136 Believe me, I won't get lost! 258 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,242 Oh, yes, you will. 259 00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:29,314 Good-bye! 260 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,090 Good-bye, Paco. 261 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:35,157 Good-bye, Mr. Ping! 262 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:38,330 Wait! Wait, horsie! 263 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,762 Wait, wait, horsie! Take it easy. 264 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:45,562 Nice horsie. That's a good horsie. 265 00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:46,765 That's it. 266 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:49,201 Let's take it slow and easy. 267 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,041 Slow! Slow. 268 00:31:52,546 --> 00:31:54,515 That's it. You're a good horsie. 269 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:59,486 Sarah Mindl. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. 270 00:32:01,256 --> 00:32:04,624 Oh, my Sarah, Sarah. 271 00:32:09,031 --> 00:32:12,194 Oh, show me what you meant to me. 272 00:32:29,721 --> 00:32:33,680 Oh, my food! My food! 273 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:44,430 Why me? 274 00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:46,300 My food, you're gonna take? 275 00:32:46,438 --> 00:32:49,306 You got the whole world, you're gonna take my food! 276 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,150 Not you! Wait! 277 00:32:57,218 --> 00:33:00,449 Not you! Wait! Horsie, wait! 278 00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:04,924 No food and no horse. 279 00:33:07,561 --> 00:33:08,927 Come back! 280 00:33:08,997 --> 00:33:10,692 Come here, horsie! 281 00:33:10,766 --> 00:33:13,291 I'll be good to you! I'll be nice! 282 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:15,336 I'll pick grass for you! 283 00:33:15,437 --> 00:33:17,268 I'll scratch your back! 284 00:33:17,339 --> 00:33:19,035 I'll give you a nice rub! 285 00:33:26,082 --> 00:33:28,916 Chicken, chicken. Chickie, chickie, chicken. 286 00:33:28,986 --> 00:33:31,648 Come here. I don't wanna hurt you. 287 00:33:31,889 --> 00:33:33,686 I just want to eat you. 288 00:33:38,362 --> 00:33:41,423 Come here, wait! I don't wanna hurt you! 289 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:44,067 I just want to make you kosher! 290 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:29,144 How hungry are you? 291 00:34:31,587 --> 00:34:33,249 I'm pretty hungry. 292 00:34:51,609 --> 00:34:53,736 If you had been here yesterday... 293 00:34:53,812 --> 00:34:55,780 we could've had roast chicken! 294 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,254 So that's Jewish cooking, huh? 295 00:35:05,825 --> 00:35:07,315 Pretty good, huh? 296 00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,591 Where're you coming from? 297 00:35:12,999 --> 00:35:14,125 Back there. 298 00:35:15,369 --> 00:35:17,200 You're from California, huh? 299 00:35:21,842 --> 00:35:23,742 California is that way? 300 00:35:27,282 --> 00:35:29,079 You're lost, ain't you? 301 00:35:31,419 --> 00:35:34,047 - Got any money? - No. 302 00:35:36,325 --> 00:35:37,917 Got any food? 303 00:35:39,261 --> 00:35:40,250 No. 304 00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:46,866 Sure talk funny. 305 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:49,269 - Where you born at? - Poland. 306 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,598 Is that near Pittsburgh? 307 00:35:55,011 --> 00:35:57,002 No. That's near Czechoslovakia. 308 00:35:57,882 --> 00:35:59,315 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 309 00:36:01,953 --> 00:36:03,978 And you're going to California? 310 00:36:04,655 --> 00:36:05,713 Yes. 311 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:10,989 You ain't gonna make it. 312 00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:13,759 Excuse me... 313 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,898 in the morning, would you be kind enough... 314 00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:20,201 to point out in which direction is San Francisco? 315 00:36:21,307 --> 00:36:22,638 - Sure. - Good. 316 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,505 - In the morning. - In that case... 317 00:36:25,912 --> 00:36:28,210 would you like to fight for that last fish? 318 00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:33,313 You think you got a chance? 319 00:36:35,422 --> 00:36:40,360 I think I can say, with complete confidence, none whatsoever... 320 00:36:41,596 --> 00:36:43,120 but I'm still hungry. 321 00:36:44,399 --> 00:36:46,629 - Help yourself. - Thanks. 322 00:36:50,171 --> 00:36:52,072 What you call this kind of fish? 323 00:36:52,909 --> 00:36:55,969 - That's a trout. - A trout? 324 00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,143 It's got a lot of bones. 325 00:37:02,352 --> 00:37:04,411 You got family waiting for you? 326 00:37:04,888 --> 00:37:07,982 I'm promised a wife when I get to San Francisco. 327 00:37:08,058 --> 00:37:09,616 But I haven't never met her. 328 00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:12,754 You gonna marry a woman that you never seen? 329 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,332 I didn't say I never seen her. 330 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,027 I said I never met her. 331 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:22,032 They sent me a picture before I left Poland. 332 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,472 Well. 333 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:31,675 What you think? 334 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,378 Well, that's my kind of woman. 335 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:34,818 You son of a gun. 336 00:37:35,555 --> 00:37:37,955 You son of a gun, you. 337 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:40,654 Shee-it! 338 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:43,894 I guess so. 339 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:46,258 This other one ain't bad, neither. 340 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:53,300 - Good night, Rabbi. - Good night, cowboy. 341 00:38:13,830 --> 00:38:16,299 Well, it's nice meeting up with you, pard. 342 00:38:16,433 --> 00:38:18,424 Nice meeting up with you, pard. 343 00:38:18,869 --> 00:38:20,860 - You got it straight? - Oh, sure. 344 00:38:20,971 --> 00:38:22,529 Right from this tree... 345 00:38:22,606 --> 00:38:24,938 I head straight north five or six weeks... 346 00:38:25,009 --> 00:38:27,035 till I come to the flat country. 347 00:38:27,278 --> 00:38:31,408 - Yeah. - Then I make a left for two days. 348 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:33,474 That way I avoid the Indians. 349 00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:36,214 Then I cross the river... 350 00:38:37,123 --> 00:38:40,320 and I make a sharp right, away from the mountains. 351 00:38:42,428 --> 00:38:44,953 Once I get to the desert, God willing... 352 00:38:45,297 --> 00:38:48,199 I just continue straight as piss... 353 00:38:48,402 --> 00:38:51,838 till I come to the ocean. Take a left... 354 00:38:52,339 --> 00:38:54,807 keeping the ocean on my right shoulder... 355 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:57,934 and just hot-tail it right into San Francisco. 356 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,269 Good? 357 00:39:01,783 --> 00:39:02,943 Pretty good. 358 00:39:03,918 --> 00:39:04,907 Well... 359 00:39:06,521 --> 00:39:08,011 I hope you make it. 360 00:39:14,196 --> 00:39:19,191 Okay, wait, horse. Good. All right, go, horsie. 361 00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:23,905 That's it, straight ahead. 362 00:39:27,510 --> 00:39:32,278 - Speak any Mexican, do you? - No. Why do you ask? 363 00:39:33,584 --> 00:39:36,678 Oh, nothing. Just curious. 364 00:39:38,989 --> 00:39:43,757 If you should ever come to San Francisco, I hope that you'll call on me... 365 00:39:43,995 --> 00:39:46,327 and we could talk over some nice times. 366 00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:55,299 - Come on, horsie. - Hey... 367 00:39:57,543 --> 00:39:59,010 that way. 368 00:40:01,013 --> 00:40:02,538 That way? 369 00:40:04,618 --> 00:40:06,779 Of course, I know it's that way... 370 00:40:07,054 --> 00:40:10,820 but first I have to go around that big log before I can go that way! 371 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:14,960 You mustn't turn a horse so quick. That's how accidents happen. 372 00:40:15,363 --> 00:40:20,062 You gotta start nice and slow. That way you get off on the right foot. 373 00:40:27,476 --> 00:40:31,776 Hey! What kind of crazy horses they got in this country? 374 00:40:37,287 --> 00:40:41,280 - What do you call this in Jewish? - A tokhes. 375 00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:46,691 Well, you keep your eyes on this tokhes and don't take them off till I tell you. 376 00:40:47,732 --> 00:40:50,565 Keep my eyes on the tokhes... 377 00:40:57,776 --> 00:41:01,041 Shee-it! Don't get no closer to that edge, Rabbi. 378 00:41:02,848 --> 00:41:05,282 - What kind of word is that? - What word? 379 00:41:05,451 --> 00:41:08,011 You always say, "shee-it" at a certain moment. 380 00:41:08,087 --> 00:41:09,486 Shee-it? 381 00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:15,057 Well, that's a... That's a... 382 00:41:15,361 --> 00:41:19,526 What do you... You must have a word in your language that you... 383 00:41:21,235 --> 00:41:24,033 What do say when you get really took by surprise? 384 00:41:24,405 --> 00:41:25,599 Oy gevald. 385 00:41:26,473 --> 00:41:27,463 Oy gevald? 386 00:41:27,809 --> 00:41:32,303 - Yeah. - That's it. That's what "shee-it" means? 387 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:36,842 Oy, shee-it! 388 00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:39,884 Yeah, that makes sense. 389 00:41:41,257 --> 00:41:43,885 Slow. Slow, horsie. 390 00:41:51,535 --> 00:41:53,366 Well, this is it. 391 00:41:54,738 --> 00:41:56,968 - Where are you going? - Back down the river a few miles... 392 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,531 it's a good place to cross. 393 00:41:58,876 --> 00:42:00,503 - Why not here? - Here? 394 00:42:01,546 --> 00:42:02,843 Here's a good place to die... 395 00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:05,176 but it ain't a good place to cross the river. 396 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:09,517 We just jump in and swim straight across. Simple as pie. 397 00:42:11,523 --> 00:42:13,354 You wanna kill yourself, go ahead. 398 00:42:13,425 --> 00:42:16,121 I don't like the odds. I'm taking the long way. 399 00:42:24,904 --> 00:42:27,372 Well, that shouldn't be so difficult. 400 00:42:37,752 --> 00:42:41,314 Wait a minute! Where you going, horsie? 401 00:42:41,556 --> 00:42:44,457 I didn't say where to go yet! 402 00:42:46,161 --> 00:42:47,890 Oh, no! Oh, no! 403 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:08,044 That snake could've killed me! 404 00:43:08,585 --> 00:43:10,985 Well, damn me! If he can do it, I can do it. 405 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:22,765 Help! Oy gevald! 406 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:24,258 God damn! 407 00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,012 Shit! 408 00:43:39,753 --> 00:43:43,189 You know, Rabbi, you're one crazy bastard! 409 00:43:43,690 --> 00:43:44,680 Remember... 410 00:43:45,026 --> 00:43:49,326 I'm the kind of person when he says he's gonna do something, he does it. 411 00:43:50,665 --> 00:43:53,862 You got a guarantee, huh? He could be laying out there somewhere... 412 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:56,564 - dead in the wilderness! - Bite your tongue! 413 00:43:56,839 --> 00:43:59,307 You're talking about my future son-in-law. 414 00:44:05,714 --> 00:44:09,412 Somebody, maybe, should remind Sarah Mindl. 415 00:44:15,024 --> 00:44:16,390 Rosalie. 416 00:44:17,728 --> 00:44:18,717 Rosalie. 417 00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:23,599 - Get your sister away from that idiot! - I'm not mixing in. I'm not mixing in. 418 00:44:25,936 --> 00:44:29,737 This is a nice little town. Cold, but nice. 419 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:32,271 Yeah, I guess. 420 00:44:33,178 --> 00:44:36,739 I don't think that fellow is 100%. 421 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,584 I'll see if I can find us some place to stay. 422 00:44:46,926 --> 00:44:50,522 - Someplace pretty cheap. - Yeah, pretty cheap. 423 00:45:19,328 --> 00:45:20,455 About tomorrow morning... 424 00:45:22,132 --> 00:45:24,066 This ain't traveling weather. 425 00:45:24,401 --> 00:45:28,098 I know this place ain't fancy, but it's got a roof. 426 00:45:28,939 --> 00:45:31,067 And like you say, it's cheap. 427 00:45:33,311 --> 00:45:35,711 So we just stay here for a couple months and then head south. 428 00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:38,214 No. I've wasted too much time already. 429 00:45:43,789 --> 00:45:47,247 When they banged on your head, they must've mushed your brains! 430 00:45:47,659 --> 00:45:51,459 So goddamned worried about time, how come you don't ride on Saturday? 431 00:45:51,630 --> 00:45:54,794 I told you, it's against my religion to ride on the Sabbath. 432 00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:59,835 I got me a new religion, too! And one of the things you ain't allowed to do is die! 433 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:04,109 There's real mountains out there, and that's a real blizzard building up. 434 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:07,306 - I'm telling you we can't make it. - I can make it. 435 00:46:07,948 --> 00:46:12,942 God damn! I ain't gonna let you talk me into this. It's just impossible! 436 00:46:13,221 --> 00:46:17,214 Every goddamn Indian knows that! Every goddamn trapper knows that! 437 00:46:20,529 --> 00:46:23,293 I know, you don't like it when I talk that way. 438 00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:28,361 But I'm telling you, you ain't gonna talk me into it this time! 439 00:46:30,273 --> 00:46:33,265 Am I trying to talk you into anything? 440 00:46:37,881 --> 00:46:40,475 Good night! Have a nice trip. 441 00:46:41,285 --> 00:46:45,689 Good night. And thanks for everything you did for me... 442 00:46:46,858 --> 00:46:49,986 up until the time I needed you the most! 443 00:46:54,265 --> 00:46:56,166 Don't wake me in the morning! 444 00:46:58,070 --> 00:47:01,301 I'll try to be as quiet as possible! 445 00:47:04,009 --> 00:47:06,034 What do you think now, Rabbi? 446 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,874 It's cold. 447 00:47:12,218 --> 00:47:14,049 You should see it in winter. 448 00:47:22,597 --> 00:47:26,727 In the Talmud it says, '"Find thyself a teacher. '" 449 00:47:27,536 --> 00:47:29,094 And this I had done. 450 00:47:33,742 --> 00:47:38,271 However, there were times I feared that he would find another pupil. 451 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:43,979 Get your horse down! 452 00:48:04,275 --> 00:48:07,506 If we'd have gone on, we'd have froze to death! 453 00:48:08,713 --> 00:48:10,614 No, make one! 454 00:48:13,152 --> 00:48:16,519 Move! Come here... 455 00:48:19,525 --> 00:48:20,754 closer! 456 00:48:23,330 --> 00:48:24,354 Wait. 457 00:48:24,765 --> 00:48:28,201 We are doing this to keep warm, aren't we? 458 00:48:29,202 --> 00:48:31,797 In that case, you can put your arms around me. 459 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:35,842 Come here, darling. 460 00:48:39,547 --> 00:48:41,105 That's better. 461 00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:52,056 Hey, look. 462 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,765 I think we've found the Garden of Eden. 463 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,543 Well, it ain't exactly the Garden of Eden. 464 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,879 What a wonderful place America is! 465 00:49:15,387 --> 00:49:17,048 There are no walls around these cities. 466 00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:19,818 You don't have to worry about soldiers coming in from the next town... 467 00:49:19,891 --> 00:49:20,983 and killing people. 468 00:49:22,294 --> 00:49:24,695 You know, I think this is the West. 469 00:49:24,964 --> 00:49:29,333 We're in the Wild West here, just like the books I read in Poland. 470 00:49:30,369 --> 00:49:34,830 This is a wonderful city. They got banks and restaurants... 471 00:49:35,943 --> 00:49:40,107 they got merchants of all kinds here. And look at the people... 472 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:43,581 how they're dressed. I think those are cowboys. 473 00:49:46,054 --> 00:49:47,715 - Howdy. - Howdy. 474 00:49:47,856 --> 00:49:52,054 Hold up here. I got a little business I wanna take care of. 475 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,385 Hold on to the horses, will you? 476 00:49:58,567 --> 00:50:00,262 I'll be right back. 477 00:50:29,301 --> 00:50:30,529 Move it! 478 00:50:31,804 --> 00:50:34,534 - What's happening? - We just robbed the bank! 479 00:50:34,606 --> 00:50:37,769 - What did you say? - We just robbed the bank! 480 00:50:39,779 --> 00:50:41,713 What do you mean, "we?" 481 00:50:45,985 --> 00:50:47,953 The bank, they just robbed the bank! 482 00:50:48,054 --> 00:50:49,043 Oy gevald! 483 00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:55,528 - We need a posse, boys, let's go! - What for? 484 00:50:55,596 --> 00:50:56,585 I said, we need a posse! 485 00:50:56,664 --> 00:50:58,632 To hell with you! I ain't got any money in the bank. 486 00:50:58,699 --> 00:51:02,033 - But they robbed it! - Well go get 'em. It's your bank. 487 00:51:02,103 --> 00:51:04,230 - $5 a man when we catch them! - $5? 488 00:51:04,306 --> 00:51:05,773 - $7.50! - Not worth it... 489 00:51:05,841 --> 00:51:07,672 - I'll go for $11. - $10! 490 00:51:07,742 --> 00:51:10,678 - $11! - All right, you bastards... 491 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,577 $11. Let's go! 492 00:51:33,304 --> 00:51:35,238 Don't get comfortable. We can't stop here. 493 00:51:43,072 --> 00:51:47,304 - How could you do this to me? - It's what I do. I'm a bank robber. 494 00:51:47,510 --> 00:51:51,276 - But you made me a bank robber! - So what? You get your half. 495 00:51:51,481 --> 00:51:55,646 - Get out of my life! - What? 496 00:51:57,388 --> 00:51:58,980 Get out of my life! 497 00:51:59,056 --> 00:52:01,354 Get out! I don't want you here! 498 00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:03,286 Get out of my life! 499 00:52:09,301 --> 00:52:10,290 Take it easy! 500 00:52:10,535 --> 00:52:13,299 Take it easy. You better cool off. 501 00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:28,151 Guns? 502 00:52:29,256 --> 00:52:31,588 You gonna shoot guns at me? 503 00:52:33,994 --> 00:52:34,983 Guns! 504 00:52:45,807 --> 00:52:49,938 - You know, you're really crazy. - Sure I'm crazy. I'm a bank robber. 505 00:52:50,012 --> 00:52:52,003 Who else would rob a bank but a crazy? 506 00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:54,982 You, you ain't no bank robber. All you did was hold the horses. 507 00:52:55,050 --> 00:52:57,315 - Think I could tell them that? - Sure! 508 00:52:57,654 --> 00:53:01,420 - And would they listen? - Yeah, they'll listen. Then they'll hang you! 509 00:53:02,692 --> 00:53:05,855 - And what if I gave back the money? - You mean, your half? 510 00:53:08,299 --> 00:53:12,099 - Yes, I mean my half! - First they'll string you up by your balls... 511 00:53:12,169 --> 00:53:15,832 till you tell them where the other half is, then they'll hang you! 512 00:53:20,512 --> 00:53:22,673 Make up your mind, pardner. 513 00:53:38,331 --> 00:53:39,321 Oy gevald! 514 00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:42,761 Go fast, horsie! Go fast! 515 00:53:43,037 --> 00:53:45,597 Wait, Tommy, wait! I'm coming. 516 00:53:52,914 --> 00:53:54,609 Looks like fresh tracks. 517 00:53:54,783 --> 00:53:57,616 They was here all right. Here's some blood. 518 00:53:57,986 --> 00:54:00,478 Hey, that was me. I knew I got that one. 519 00:54:01,023 --> 00:54:03,856 If you did, he sure took a long time to start bleeding. 520 00:54:03,926 --> 00:54:07,384 All right, let's go, men. Let's look for a tree for the hanging. 521 00:54:23,648 --> 00:54:26,208 Hey. Hey! 522 00:54:27,785 --> 00:54:29,343 Another river? 523 00:55:04,292 --> 00:55:07,989 - I wish that we could build a bigger fire. - Well, we can't! 524 00:55:08,463 --> 00:55:11,830 We're lucky to have this much. They ain't that far behind us. 525 00:55:12,067 --> 00:55:15,128 By sunrise they're gonna catch on to my dumb-ass trick. 526 00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:20,938 There, that ought to warm you up. $320 each. 527 00:55:21,043 --> 00:55:22,135 Not bad, huh? 528 00:55:28,852 --> 00:55:30,046 Now ain't you something. 529 00:55:30,687 --> 00:55:33,315 To tell you the truth, I never figured you's gonna take the money... 530 00:55:33,390 --> 00:55:35,187 tainted and all, like it is. 531 00:55:36,327 --> 00:55:39,728 So you're rich. What are you gonna do with it all? 532 00:55:42,267 --> 00:55:45,395 When we get to the next town, I'm going to send it back. 533 00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:51,374 Well, I'd be careful till then. It's dangerous out here. 534 00:55:52,444 --> 00:55:54,435 Fella could get hisself robbed. 535 00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:59,779 I'll keep out a watch for strangers. 536 00:56:15,269 --> 00:56:16,736 About ready. 537 00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:32,052 Church over. We'd better make tracks. 538 00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:38,787 I figure they know pretty much where we're at. 539 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:44,659 It ain't gonna take them too long to find us. 540 00:56:45,336 --> 00:56:47,668 Hold still. Hold still, horsie. Be good. 541 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,999 We can't really afford such a late start. 542 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:03,318 - What the hell are you doing? - I don't ride today. 543 00:57:05,691 --> 00:57:07,420 What're you talking about? 544 00:57:08,227 --> 00:57:10,661 - Today is Saturday. - So? 545 00:57:10,963 --> 00:57:14,365 - I don't ride on Saturday. - Well, I know that. But don't tell me... 546 00:57:14,434 --> 00:57:17,870 - you ain't gonna ride today? - I ain't gonna ride today. 547 00:57:18,238 --> 00:57:21,503 - I asked you not to tell me that! - That's what I'm telling you. 548 00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:24,409 But this ain't no ordinary Saturday! 549 00:57:26,748 --> 00:57:30,206 Why is this Saturday different from all other Saturdays? 550 00:57:30,485 --> 00:57:34,149 'Cause this Saturday, there's a hanging-posse chasing us! 551 00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:41,159 I promise you. Right now, they're doubling back to that stream. 552 00:57:41,230 --> 00:57:43,995 I don't ride on Saturday! 553 00:57:44,367 --> 00:57:47,165 Jesus! You give me the P-doodles! 554 00:57:48,972 --> 00:57:51,497 There ain't no Jews in that posse, you know! 555 00:57:51,574 --> 00:57:54,874 They'd as soon string you up on Saturday as any other day! 556 00:57:54,946 --> 00:57:58,313 They don't give a shit for your holiday, don't you know that? 557 00:57:59,383 --> 00:58:01,613 Goddamned if I'm gonna walk! 558 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:06,923 I've asked you not to say that. 559 00:58:14,066 --> 00:58:16,729 You stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch! 560 00:58:17,503 --> 00:58:20,301 I ain't waiting around for that posse to find us! 561 00:58:21,841 --> 00:58:24,935 - I'm leaving! - Who's asking you to stay? 562 00:58:25,244 --> 00:58:26,712 Good-bye! 563 00:58:36,524 --> 00:58:37,582 There it is. 564 00:58:56,846 --> 00:58:58,838 I'm gonna show you something. 565 00:59:01,685 --> 00:59:03,050 Look over there. 566 00:59:05,522 --> 00:59:07,114 You know what that is? 567 00:59:08,793 --> 00:59:09,782 Yes. 568 00:59:11,229 --> 00:59:12,218 Well? 569 00:59:15,533 --> 00:59:17,160 When the sun sets. 570 00:59:18,737 --> 00:59:20,136 Know what you are? 571 00:59:21,106 --> 00:59:22,835 You're a real meshigoonu. 572 00:59:27,012 --> 00:59:28,001 Meshuggener. 573 00:59:36,623 --> 00:59:39,957 They're coming. Damn you! 574 00:59:41,262 --> 00:59:42,786 - Come on. - They're coming. 575 00:59:44,865 --> 00:59:46,628 Now? 576 00:59:48,102 --> 00:59:49,399 Not yet! 577 00:59:51,306 --> 00:59:52,466 Now? 578 00:59:54,943 --> 00:59:55,932 Not yet. 579 00:59:56,244 --> 00:59:57,233 Now! 580 01:00:11,595 --> 01:00:13,722 - Now! - Thank God. 581 01:00:20,771 --> 01:00:22,364 Longest damn day of my life! 582 01:00:29,180 --> 01:00:31,512 That tree is a apple tree. 583 01:00:44,564 --> 01:00:47,931 Hot. It's hot. 584 01:00:57,111 --> 01:01:00,080 - Will you quit that! They ain't coming. - How do you know? 585 01:01:00,148 --> 01:01:04,414 'Cause it's been four days. I'm telling you they ain't coming. Now just relax. 586 01:01:05,387 --> 01:01:06,786 What's that? 587 01:01:10,058 --> 01:01:12,049 Them's Indians. Let's go! 588 01:01:13,262 --> 01:01:14,354 Go, horsie! 589 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,691 Let's go! They ain't serving tea, you know, you idiot! 590 01:01:21,471 --> 01:01:23,336 Go, horsie. 591 01:01:25,976 --> 01:01:27,375 Shee-it! 592 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:34,479 Quick! Go quick, horse! Can't they see that we're friends? 593 01:01:45,130 --> 01:01:46,995 What did they want? 594 01:01:50,169 --> 01:01:53,696 They wanted our horses, our guns, our scalps, our heads. 595 01:01:54,807 --> 01:01:57,743 Jesus, I don't know. They wanted our asses, that's what they wanted. 596 01:01:57,811 --> 01:01:59,142 But, why? What did we do? 597 01:01:59,413 --> 01:02:02,814 They've been shit on by white men so long they don't ask questions no more. 598 01:02:03,350 --> 01:02:07,252 They wasn't painted up for one of your bar matzavahs, I can tell you that. 599 01:02:07,521 --> 01:02:11,356 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God! 600 01:02:11,859 --> 01:02:13,349 - What's the matter? - Oh, my God. 601 01:02:13,461 --> 01:02:15,190 - What's the matter? - Oh, God! 602 01:02:15,463 --> 01:02:18,864 - The Torah... - Wait! Wait, damn it! Wait! 603 01:02:21,203 --> 01:02:23,296 I ain't going with you this time, goddamn it! 604 01:02:23,806 --> 01:02:25,467 - Let go! - That was war paint... 605 01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:27,532 - you stupid ignoramus! - Let go! 606 01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,738 - They won't talk, they'll just kill you! - Will you let go? 607 01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:31,542 I ain't going, you son of a bitch! 608 01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:33,708 Who's asking you? 609 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:37,876 So long, sucker! 610 01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,157 Have a nice funeral! 611 01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:44,194 You dumb asshole! 612 01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:07,750 Oh, come on, get me out of this. 613 01:03:08,087 --> 01:03:10,487 Oh, please, please, please. 614 01:03:11,224 --> 01:03:16,162 I'm your friend. I don't wanna die. Please, God... 615 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,222 I never did anything wrong. 616 01:03:47,130 --> 01:03:49,030 How did I get into this? 617 01:04:12,191 --> 01:04:16,993 - Who the hell are you? - Me, rabbi... 618 01:04:18,531 --> 01:04:20,294 Jewish rabbi. 619 01:04:21,735 --> 01:04:25,865 Come from far away across big ocean. 620 01:04:26,407 --> 01:04:29,035 I read much books about Indians. 621 01:04:32,747 --> 01:04:35,375 You don't speak English very well. 622 01:04:43,658 --> 01:04:47,755 He's a holy man, Chief. Speaks to the spirits every morning and every night. 623 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:51,493 And he's so good and kind and gentle, just a sweetheart of a man. 624 01:04:51,734 --> 01:04:54,225 Why, even when we robbed the bank and the posse was chasing us... 625 01:04:54,303 --> 01:04:56,464 he wouldn't ride on Saturday. No sirree! 626 01:04:56,539 --> 01:04:59,270 'Cause that's his holy day and he didn't wanna make his spirits angry. 627 01:04:59,510 --> 01:05:03,571 - Can he make rain? - Rain, rain? 628 01:05:05,582 --> 01:05:06,844 You should've seen the rain... 629 01:05:06,917 --> 01:05:09,079 I mean buckets of rain coming down day after day. 630 01:05:09,154 --> 01:05:12,055 I didn't know what the hell we were gonna do with all the stuff. 631 01:05:12,123 --> 01:05:15,490 - And if you wanna talk about snow... - Don't talk about snow! 632 01:05:19,297 --> 01:05:23,598 - You came for this? - Yes! 633 01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:27,668 I have read this book. 634 01:05:30,477 --> 01:05:32,638 Did not understand one word. 635 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:43,320 - What do you call this book? - Torah. 636 01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:50,224 The Torah. 637 01:05:50,765 --> 01:05:51,790 Torah. 638 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,126 Good. 639 01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,741 Will you trade your horse for Torah? 640 01:06:05,415 --> 01:06:07,940 - Yes. - Your horse and your boots? 641 01:06:08,685 --> 01:06:10,949 - Yes. - And your clothes? 642 01:06:11,654 --> 01:06:12,781 Yes. 643 01:06:13,123 --> 01:06:17,719 - And everything else you own? - Yes, everything. 644 01:06:20,598 --> 01:06:23,568 - Even your knife? - I have no knife. 645 01:06:25,437 --> 01:06:26,734 No knife! 646 01:06:33,478 --> 01:06:36,744 - You have no knife? - No. 647 01:06:40,319 --> 01:06:42,879 If I give you back Torah... 648 01:06:43,823 --> 01:06:46,759 will you purify your soul through fire? 649 01:07:04,412 --> 01:07:05,607 Yes. 650 01:07:11,754 --> 01:07:13,016 Shit! 651 01:07:24,134 --> 01:07:28,128 If I let you go, may I keep Torah? 652 01:07:31,876 --> 01:07:32,900 No! 653 01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:13,115 Rabbi with no knife, you are a brave man. 654 01:08:15,957 --> 01:08:20,588 And you, who speak to Indians as if to little children... 655 01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:25,460 your heart is big, not as big as your mouth... 656 01:08:26,302 --> 01:08:27,326 Well... 657 01:08:27,570 --> 01:08:29,538 ...but you have good feelings inside. 658 01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:32,872 Thanks, Chief, thanks very much. 659 01:08:59,872 --> 01:09:01,169 Thanks. 660 01:09:07,847 --> 01:09:11,943 You should just be healthy, and that's the most important thing. 661 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,991 Now this is a good drink. 662 01:09:22,963 --> 01:09:25,057 Great spirit, send us rain. 663 01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:29,997 Wonderful! Wonderful and nice dancing. 664 01:09:30,405 --> 01:09:34,206 Nice does not make rain. Yes or no, can your God make rain? 665 01:09:34,510 --> 01:09:35,602 - Yes. - But he doesn't. 666 01:09:35,678 --> 01:09:36,975 - That's right. - Why? 667 01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:40,607 - Because that's not his department! - But if he wanted to, he could? 668 01:09:40,683 --> 01:09:43,243 - Yes! - What kind of God do you have? 669 01:09:43,453 --> 01:09:47,185 - Don't say, "my God." He's your God, too! - Don't give him to us... 670 01:09:47,257 --> 01:09:48,884 we have enough troubles with our own gods. 671 01:09:48,959 --> 01:09:52,087 - But there's only one God. - What does he do? 672 01:09:52,196 --> 01:09:55,290 He can do anything! 673 01:09:55,467 --> 01:09:57,799 Then why can't he make rain? 674 01:09:58,069 --> 01:10:03,006 Because he doesn't make rain! He gives us strength when we're suffering. 675 01:10:03,308 --> 01:10:06,369 He gives us compassion when all that we feel is hatred! 676 01:10:06,579 --> 01:10:08,547 He gives us courage when we're searching around... 677 01:10:08,614 --> 01:10:13,415 blindly like little mice in the darkness! But he does not make rain! 678 01:10:23,363 --> 01:10:27,391 Of course, sometimes just like that... 679 01:10:27,502 --> 01:10:29,493 he'll change his mind. 680 01:10:51,461 --> 01:10:53,827 - This is really good fruit. - Watch out for that stuff. 681 01:10:53,897 --> 01:10:56,388 What's the matter with you? I love this fruit. 682 01:10:56,466 --> 01:11:01,131 - It ain't fruit! I'm telling you, watch out. - Eat. 683 01:11:03,307 --> 01:11:04,831 See that? 684 01:11:08,679 --> 01:11:13,140 Good! I don't know what the recipe is, but this is good. 685 01:11:18,256 --> 01:11:22,819 Tell me, what do Jewish people do to express joy? 686 01:11:22,895 --> 01:11:26,456 Just like the Indians, they dance, just like this. 687 01:11:26,899 --> 01:11:30,630 - Show me. - Me? Oh, I'm not a very good dancer. 688 01:11:31,438 --> 01:11:35,670 - Do you feel joy? - Yes, I do, very much. 689 01:11:35,776 --> 01:11:38,074 Then show me, please. 690 01:11:38,779 --> 01:11:40,337 Dance with my people. 691 01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:48,485 Well, I'll take a crack! 692 01:11:50,391 --> 01:11:51,653 No! 693 01:11:59,668 --> 01:12:01,602 I want him to dance with you. 694 01:12:02,037 --> 01:12:05,337 He is going to show you how his people dance. 695 01:12:11,281 --> 01:12:12,270 Well. 696 01:12:13,818 --> 01:12:15,410 Ready on the tommies? 697 01:12:22,293 --> 01:12:23,351 Go! 698 01:12:23,527 --> 01:12:27,589 Everybody dance always with the left foot first. 699 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:33,160 First we start slow. Then we're gonna do some nice footwork. 700 01:12:34,139 --> 01:12:36,472 That's it. That's good with the hands. 701 01:12:36,542 --> 01:12:40,171 Watch that lady. I think that lady's a Jewish Indian. 702 01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:45,344 Just have a little fun and don't you worry what the neighbors are thinking. 703 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:57,487 Watch the lamp post. 704 01:12:57,565 --> 01:13:01,365 Try to keep in time with the other boys and girls. That's it. 705 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:05,234 Just get a message from your feet. They are talking to you all the time. 706 01:13:05,307 --> 01:13:08,209 I'll tell you, if you could move the waist and the hips a little bit... 707 01:13:08,277 --> 01:13:13,237 you'll be very happy with the results. Then walk toward the left... 708 01:13:13,349 --> 01:13:15,317 the left shoulder out. 709 01:13:15,851 --> 01:13:19,344 That's the way we do it in the old country. 710 01:13:19,423 --> 01:13:23,154 And hold on tight. Here we go. 711 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:25,451 And don't get wet. 712 01:13:25,529 --> 01:13:28,931 Move a little faster, faster. Listen to the beat. 713 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:33,730 Steady, hold, careful, let you down. Get ready, let's jump. 714 01:13:33,972 --> 01:13:37,430 Now we do a jump, a little bitty jump. That's the way we do it. 715 01:13:37,508 --> 01:13:39,670 Try a little jumping, one, two, three. 716 01:13:39,745 --> 01:13:43,203 And get ready for a trick. Here we go. 717 01:13:43,282 --> 01:13:45,648 Clap your hands, both sides, one, two, three, four. 718 01:13:45,718 --> 01:13:47,845 Clap right. Clap left, one, two, three, four. 719 01:13:47,953 --> 01:13:52,288 Clap right. Clap left. I think you got it now. You got the swing of it. 720 01:14:01,002 --> 01:14:03,334 One, two, three, four, clap right, clap left. 721 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,206 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 722 01:15:17,718 --> 01:15:18,878 Hello. 723 01:15:28,363 --> 01:15:30,831 Am I in the right place? 724 01:15:35,038 --> 01:15:36,562 I hear bells. 725 01:15:41,311 --> 01:15:42,335 Oy vey. 726 01:15:44,681 --> 01:15:45,876 Am I? 727 01:15:49,854 --> 01:15:51,219 Is this? 728 01:15:55,226 --> 01:15:56,592 I'm not... 729 01:16:02,934 --> 01:16:05,994 I think I was a little sick. Wasn't I? 730 01:16:10,743 --> 01:16:12,734 You want to ask me anything? 731 01:16:14,714 --> 01:16:17,946 - He can't, cuz. - Tommy. 732 01:16:18,685 --> 01:16:20,880 - How are you? - Good. 733 01:16:20,954 --> 01:16:25,118 You look a lot better. Boy, you were really out of your head last night. 734 01:16:26,059 --> 01:16:27,788 You had me really worried. 735 01:16:28,796 --> 01:16:29,922 Could you eat a little something? 736 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:35,660 - Always. - Good. They're waiting breakfast for us. 737 01:16:37,105 --> 01:16:39,267 Leave that Torah here, it'll be safe. 738 01:16:39,742 --> 01:16:41,642 I've had enough trouble with that Torah. 739 01:16:44,513 --> 01:16:46,105 - You're okay, huh? - Yeah. 740 01:16:46,182 --> 01:16:48,275 Oh, good. Boy! 741 01:16:48,684 --> 01:16:51,654 Why didn't you listen to me when I tell you about that stuff? 742 01:16:51,721 --> 01:16:54,246 You think I'm talking to you for my own good, I tell you... 743 01:16:54,324 --> 01:16:56,053 I'm not talking to you for my own health... 744 01:16:59,829 --> 01:17:02,765 What's the point of all my experience, you don't listen to me. 745 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:04,095 Come on, they're waiting breakfast. 746 01:17:04,702 --> 01:17:07,899 You mean they never say anything, ever? 747 01:17:08,539 --> 01:17:12,601 See, once they take the vow, they stop talking. I mean... 748 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:16,037 not one word. There's an old man here, Father Joseph... 749 01:17:16,148 --> 01:17:20,710 - he ain't spoken in 45 years. - 45 years? 750 01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:22,544 What... How do they... 751 01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:26,453 What if they're playing cards and they wanna ask their partner something... 752 01:17:26,526 --> 01:17:29,495 what do they do? 45 years? 753 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:31,462 How can you live that long... 754 01:17:31,531 --> 01:17:34,524 without ever asking a person one question? 755 01:17:51,019 --> 01:17:52,111 Good! 756 01:17:53,556 --> 01:17:54,648 I like this food. 757 01:17:59,328 --> 01:18:01,660 I know not to ask any questions. 758 01:18:03,199 --> 01:18:05,725 Don't worry, I understand. 759 01:18:11,074 --> 01:18:12,371 Do you grow these right... 760 01:18:13,810 --> 01:18:15,335 Sorry, sorry. 761 01:18:16,147 --> 01:18:18,172 I understand, no talking. 762 01:18:23,154 --> 01:18:26,147 It's just that I'm not used to this, you know? 763 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:40,662 Would you please... 764 01:18:43,677 --> 01:18:44,701 The salt. 765 01:18:45,412 --> 01:18:47,313 Pass the salt, please! 766 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:57,124 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 767 01:19:52,986 --> 01:19:54,886 You did it, didn't you? 768 01:19:55,555 --> 01:19:57,750 You gave them back the money. 769 01:19:57,858 --> 01:19:59,826 - Yup. - Yup. 770 01:20:00,995 --> 01:20:02,360 Well, that ain't the American way. 771 01:20:03,197 --> 01:20:06,462 What's more, now you ain't got no money. Well, now what you gonna do? 772 01:20:07,468 --> 01:20:08,457 Don't know. 773 01:20:09,370 --> 01:20:12,499 You don't know? Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do... 774 01:20:12,574 --> 01:20:14,940 I'm gonna get me a bath, then I'm gonna get drunk... 775 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,075 then I'm gonna catch me a whore with great big tits... 776 01:20:18,614 --> 01:20:20,275 then I'm gonna get drunk again... 777 01:20:20,783 --> 01:20:23,912 then I'm gonna rob that Wells Fargo office and get my money back. 778 01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:25,518 You dumb-ass Jew! 779 01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:47,134 Evening. 780 01:21:50,515 --> 01:21:51,777 Evening. 781 01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:54,016 We don't allow dancing in the street. 782 01:21:54,085 --> 01:21:55,814 You wanna dance, you go on over to the saloon. 783 01:21:56,654 --> 01:21:58,213 Oh, thanks. 784 01:21:58,690 --> 01:22:00,351 - Evening. - Evening. 785 01:22:42,738 --> 01:22:43,898 Hello. 786 01:22:45,841 --> 01:22:49,106 - Hope you don't mind if I watch. - Stranger in town? 787 01:22:49,645 --> 01:22:53,275 - Welcome to the Red Dog. - I like your piano playing. 788 01:22:58,088 --> 01:23:00,249 Ain't you got the darndest... 789 01:23:02,026 --> 01:23:03,789 You won again, Matt. 790 01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:16,698 No more bets, please. 791 01:23:30,523 --> 01:23:33,084 Hey, what the hell you doing, mister? 792 01:23:36,330 --> 01:23:38,457 Would you hold this for me, please? 793 01:23:38,532 --> 01:23:39,931 Well, I'd... 794 01:23:41,769 --> 01:23:43,202 All right, the wheel waits for no man. 795 01:23:43,271 --> 01:23:44,465 - Come on, Matt. - Place your bets. 796 01:23:44,539 --> 01:23:46,973 - You're on a winning streak. Let's go for it. - Place your bets. 797 01:23:47,042 --> 01:23:49,704 Let's go. Come on. Let it ride, all right. 798 01:23:50,612 --> 01:23:53,206 One, red. A winner, he wins again. 799 01:23:57,887 --> 01:24:00,082 I want back my money. 800 01:24:00,490 --> 01:24:02,082 I know you from someplace, don't I? 801 01:24:02,158 --> 01:24:03,625 You must be loco, mister. 802 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:06,061 I want my $200. 803 01:24:07,364 --> 01:24:08,388 Piss off. 804 01:24:17,475 --> 01:24:19,170 All right, all right. 805 01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:23,914 No more bets, please. That's good there. No more bets. 806 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:29,351 I can't believe it. 807 01:24:30,923 --> 01:24:33,517 If he's smart, he'll leave right now. 808 01:24:33,626 --> 01:24:35,093 Looks like big trouble. 809 01:24:48,242 --> 01:24:49,834 I don't want to hurt nobody. 810 01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:52,878 I just want my money. 811 01:24:56,084 --> 01:24:57,312 We gonna kill you. 812 01:25:06,862 --> 01:25:08,922 That there is just to get your attention. 813 01:25:10,567 --> 01:25:13,035 Better stay on the floor. Pretend you're hurt. 814 01:25:37,062 --> 01:25:38,495 You ready, Mr. Jones? 815 01:25:38,597 --> 01:25:40,031 Oh, I'm ready. 816 01:25:47,507 --> 01:25:49,566 Now I remember you. 817 01:25:50,276 --> 01:25:52,643 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 818 01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,428 Put him on the bar. 819 01:26:15,571 --> 01:26:17,971 He's going to do the beer barrel. 820 01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:20,301 We haven't done that one in a couple of months. 821 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:25,971 Now, come on now, don't mess up his funny beard. 822 01:26:27,751 --> 01:26:29,514 He'll break the bucko's face. 823 01:26:30,754 --> 01:26:31,812 Don't break the bar. 824 01:26:31,888 --> 01:26:33,823 I hope he's got enough money to pay for this. 825 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,291 Nobody move. 826 01:26:47,706 --> 01:26:48,695 You... 827 01:26:49,975 --> 01:26:51,442 put $200 on the bar. 828 01:26:56,749 --> 01:26:58,148 You know where the next one's going. 829 01:27:03,523 --> 01:27:04,581 Yes, sir. 830 01:27:10,497 --> 01:27:11,486 And you... 831 01:27:12,266 --> 01:27:14,359 - how much you got? - $82. 832 01:27:14,535 --> 01:27:15,525 Get it up there. 833 01:27:24,279 --> 01:27:25,746 Put the barrel down now. 834 01:27:36,894 --> 01:27:37,883 Now... 835 01:27:39,096 --> 01:27:40,085 the three of you... 836 01:27:41,398 --> 01:27:42,422 go away. 837 01:27:54,846 --> 01:27:55,835 Leave the rest. 838 01:27:57,682 --> 01:27:58,775 Yes, sir. 839 01:28:27,515 --> 01:28:28,777 You're a rich man. 840 01:28:29,818 --> 01:28:31,752 I got your $200 back. 841 01:28:32,554 --> 01:28:34,112 Your friends just left. 842 01:28:36,058 --> 01:28:37,548 Well, in that case... 843 01:28:40,964 --> 01:28:43,125 let's go out and have a little fun. 844 01:28:46,536 --> 01:28:47,525 I'm game. 845 01:28:49,739 --> 01:28:51,901 Well, cuz, we made it. 846 01:28:52,676 --> 01:28:53,904 See, it's just like I told you... 847 01:28:55,379 --> 01:28:56,710 right at that big tree... 848 01:28:57,881 --> 01:28:59,940 then left for a couple days, sharp right... 849 01:29:00,017 --> 01:29:02,077 and then as straight as piss till you come to the ocean. 850 01:29:02,654 --> 01:29:05,088 Who would've dreamed it could be so simple. 851 01:29:07,058 --> 01:29:08,047 Yeah. 852 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,159 If you don't know me next time you see me... 853 01:29:10,228 --> 01:29:12,162 I'm gonna kick your ass all the way back to Poland. 854 01:29:13,132 --> 01:29:14,599 Why wouldn't I know you? 855 01:29:15,134 --> 01:29:18,467 - You going away someplace? - Well, yeah. 856 01:29:19,772 --> 01:29:21,399 This is where we say goodbye, Avram. 857 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:23,365 What do you mean? 858 01:29:24,144 --> 01:29:27,238 Well, you follow that beach for a day and a half, you'll be in San Francisco. 859 01:29:27,781 --> 01:29:29,112 You don't need me no more. 860 01:29:32,552 --> 01:29:35,454 - Where are you going? - I'm going that way. 861 01:29:36,457 --> 01:29:37,446 Sutter's Mill. 862 01:29:39,060 --> 01:29:40,049 That's where the gold is. 863 01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:46,195 But I don't want you to go. 864 01:29:49,838 --> 01:29:52,568 - Well, I got to go. - Why? 865 01:29:54,443 --> 01:29:55,934 Well, I got people to see... 866 01:29:57,347 --> 01:29:59,338 banks to rob, you know, I... 867 01:30:00,517 --> 01:30:01,541 got to make a living. 868 01:30:01,818 --> 01:30:03,945 Who's going to be the best man at my wedding? 869 01:30:05,155 --> 01:30:08,785 Well, what do you mean? That's for one of your Jewish friends. 870 01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:12,758 You got to pick your best friend for that. 871 01:30:18,103 --> 01:30:19,092 You... 872 01:30:20,806 --> 01:30:22,603 You are my best friend. 873 01:30:25,944 --> 01:30:26,934 I'm your best friend? 874 01:30:32,385 --> 01:30:33,613 You're my only friend. 875 01:30:41,862 --> 01:30:43,955 Now listen to me, cuz... 876 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,731 you keep your eyes on this tokhes... 877 01:30:50,505 --> 01:30:54,032 and don't you take them off till we get to San Francisco! 878 01:30:56,544 --> 01:30:57,841 I never had a best friend. 879 01:31:21,305 --> 01:31:24,035 I got a bank robber, a bank robber... 880 01:31:24,108 --> 01:31:26,941 you think a bank robber is stronger than God? 881 01:31:27,178 --> 01:31:31,445 I'm a rabbi! I can beat any bank robber! 882 01:31:32,551 --> 01:31:34,018 Swimming lesson's over. 883 01:31:35,254 --> 01:31:38,587 Look at them. Mermaids out of the ocean. Caught with their pants off. 884 01:31:39,057 --> 01:31:41,253 It's time for a little comeuppance, boys! 885 01:31:45,165 --> 01:31:46,359 Damn you, horse! 886 01:31:46,733 --> 01:31:47,859 Whoa! Whoa, now! 887 01:32:38,590 --> 01:32:39,716 He's out of bullets! 888 01:32:40,825 --> 01:32:43,988 He dropped the gun! Get the gun! Shoot him! 889 01:32:45,698 --> 01:32:49,361 There, right there, look! It's in the sand! 890 01:32:49,702 --> 01:32:51,465 Don't let him grab the other gun! 891 01:32:54,039 --> 01:32:57,339 Shoot him! He's gonna kill us! Shoot him! 892 01:32:58,745 --> 01:33:00,076 Shoot him, Avram! 893 01:33:01,014 --> 01:33:02,572 He's going for the other gun! 894 01:33:04,150 --> 01:33:06,210 Shoot him for Christ's sake! Shoot him! 895 01:33:08,122 --> 01:33:09,214 Help me! 896 01:33:10,825 --> 01:33:12,520 He's gonna kill us, shoot him! 897 01:33:14,962 --> 01:33:16,954 Shoot him, Avram! Shoot him! 898 01:33:17,699 --> 01:33:20,827 Don't you understand! He's going for the other gun! 899 01:33:21,103 --> 01:33:24,561 Don't let him grab that gun! Don't let him grab the other gun! 900 01:33:25,974 --> 01:33:28,136 There, see right there! 901 01:33:29,612 --> 01:33:31,807 Look, it's in the sand! 902 01:33:32,282 --> 01:33:34,773 Shoot him, Avram! Shoot him! 903 01:34:12,559 --> 01:34:16,222 It only looks bad, cuz. I've been hurt worse before. 904 01:34:19,399 --> 01:34:20,492 Give me the whiskey. 905 01:34:22,537 --> 01:34:23,868 Get the saddle bags. 906 01:34:24,572 --> 01:34:27,871 I'll show you how to fix me up. 907 01:34:31,246 --> 01:34:32,235 All right? 908 01:34:39,855 --> 01:34:41,448 You never killed a man before, huh? 909 01:34:47,063 --> 01:34:48,496 Get me the saddlebag! 910 01:34:59,143 --> 01:35:00,167 Now go to sleep. 911 01:35:05,550 --> 01:35:07,177 You're still acting kind of funny. 912 01:35:07,986 --> 01:35:11,854 - Are you sure you're all right? - I'm fine. You go to sleep now. 913 01:35:21,834 --> 01:35:23,894 Hey, Rabbi... 914 01:35:28,142 --> 01:35:29,939 you think God sent me to show you the way? 915 01:35:38,953 --> 01:35:39,942 Perhaps. 916 01:35:43,024 --> 01:35:44,719 I must be some kind of angel. 917 01:36:32,212 --> 01:36:35,443 - Well, it's sure a pretty day, ain't it? - Yes. 918 01:36:38,052 --> 01:36:39,610 It's a beautiful day. 919 01:37:40,286 --> 01:37:41,378 Howdy. 920 01:37:45,158 --> 01:37:46,147 Hello. 921 01:37:48,528 --> 01:37:49,517 Howdy. 922 01:37:51,064 --> 01:37:54,831 Howdy. How do... Hello there. 923 01:37:55,002 --> 01:37:56,026 Do you want something? 924 01:37:57,405 --> 01:38:00,033 Well, do I want? 925 01:38:00,107 --> 01:38:03,271 No! Well, gol dang it, ma'am, my name is Tommy Lillard... 926 01:38:03,345 --> 01:38:07,076 and I come from the Texas. I come from Texas. 927 01:38:10,285 --> 01:38:13,413 Excuse me, if I gave you a little startle there. I was... 928 01:38:13,856 --> 01:38:15,756 a little startled there for a second. 929 01:38:16,159 --> 01:38:17,183 What do you want? 930 01:38:18,494 --> 01:38:22,988 Well, I came to bring this thing here for... 931 01:38:23,066 --> 01:38:25,900 for Mr. Bender, iffing I got the right house and all. 932 01:38:26,103 --> 01:38:27,502 You do, I'm his daughter. 933 01:38:27,571 --> 01:38:30,199 Yes, I know that. Oh, you're the daughter? 934 01:38:30,341 --> 01:38:32,172 You are the Bender daughter! Oh! 935 01:38:33,777 --> 01:38:34,766 Howdy. 936 01:38:35,513 --> 01:38:36,844 Would you care to come in? 937 01:38:37,682 --> 01:38:42,585 Well, I would like to, but thanks, no, because I got a friend... 938 01:38:42,654 --> 01:38:45,248 waiting at the saloon and... 939 01:38:45,591 --> 01:38:49,322 my other friend, the rabbi, asked me to bring this here to you. 940 01:38:49,395 --> 01:38:51,920 - I mean, bring this to your father. - What is it? 941 01:38:52,465 --> 01:38:55,662 This thing? I don't know. I think it's some kind of Torah. 942 01:38:56,236 --> 01:38:57,260 A Torah? 943 01:38:57,871 --> 01:39:01,602 - Yeah, I think that's what he called it. - So, where is he? 944 01:39:02,542 --> 01:39:04,100 - Who? - The rabbi. 945 01:39:06,246 --> 01:39:09,808 Where is the rabbi? Oh, where is the rabbi, the rabbi. 946 01:39:10,018 --> 01:39:12,248 Well, I don't rightly know, ma'am. 947 01:39:12,954 --> 01:39:16,515 The last time I seen him I was busting my britches in the cathouse. 948 01:39:17,225 --> 01:39:21,788 And, my friend, the rabbi, asked me if I should ever come Frisco way... 949 01:39:22,031 --> 01:39:24,727 would I drop by this house and do him this favor. 950 01:39:26,835 --> 01:39:29,805 Anyway, it was nice to... 951 01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:32,099 make your acquaintance, ma'am. 952 01:39:33,810 --> 01:39:34,834 I'd... 953 01:39:38,616 --> 01:39:39,674 Is something wrong? 954 01:39:42,620 --> 01:39:44,485 No, no. 955 01:39:44,588 --> 01:39:47,557 It's just I didn't know that your eyes would be so brown. 956 01:39:49,227 --> 01:39:50,922 How would you know that? 957 01:39:54,299 --> 01:39:55,766 How would I know that? 958 01:39:56,401 --> 01:40:00,304 How would I know that? That's right. How could I know that? 959 01:40:00,373 --> 01:40:03,137 I couldn't know that. Well... 960 01:40:04,277 --> 01:40:06,507 I'd better get going. 961 01:40:06,779 --> 01:40:08,610 I hate to keep my sidewinder waiting. 962 01:40:09,148 --> 01:40:13,245 So, I'll just give you that to give to your father. 963 01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:16,284 Oh, wait. Papa! 964 01:40:16,356 --> 01:40:18,483 Oh, no, no, don't call the papa! 965 01:40:18,759 --> 01:40:21,627 I'd really better get my ass out of here. So, thanks. 966 01:40:21,763 --> 01:40:24,357 - And adios for everything. - Wait. 967 01:40:24,432 --> 01:40:26,593 Wait, please. Papa! Wait! 968 01:40:28,002 --> 01:40:28,991 Wait! 969 01:40:30,638 --> 01:40:31,628 Papa? 970 01:40:43,220 --> 01:40:44,983 You ain't gonna eat none of this? 971 01:40:45,122 --> 01:40:46,555 I don't understand you, man. 972 01:40:46,623 --> 01:40:48,853 If you don't eat, you're gonna sure lose your strength. 973 01:40:49,459 --> 01:40:52,053 This a good piece of meat. You ought to have something. 974 01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:53,620 Got to eat something. Thank you. 975 01:40:54,265 --> 01:40:55,289 Gracias. 976 01:40:58,302 --> 01:41:01,760 Now look, you go up and change. And then we'll go together... 977 01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:05,375 and we'll tell your people that the new rabbi has arrived. All right? 978 01:41:08,714 --> 01:41:11,410 I told you that I can't be a rabbi. 979 01:41:12,885 --> 01:41:15,616 Don't you tell me that! Just don't say that again! 980 01:41:15,755 --> 01:41:18,417 Not after what I've been through to get your goddamn ass here alive! 981 01:41:19,826 --> 01:41:21,919 If you hadn't shot that man, we'd both be dead! 982 01:41:22,095 --> 01:41:23,892 Do you understand that, you ignorant asshole? 983 01:41:26,433 --> 01:41:27,661 You do understand that? 984 01:41:28,369 --> 01:41:30,701 He was gonna kill you, then he was gonna kill me. Am I right? 985 01:41:31,672 --> 01:41:34,072 When you shot that son of a bitch, that was not a sin! 986 01:41:37,012 --> 01:41:38,604 Then what the hell are we talking about? 987 01:41:40,248 --> 01:41:44,275 When those men were shooting at you... 988 01:41:45,988 --> 01:41:47,956 I ran to save the Torah. 989 01:41:48,357 --> 01:41:50,348 So? I understand that. 990 01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:54,428 - You're a man of God. I understand that. - I wasn't thinking about God. 991 01:41:56,065 --> 01:42:00,969 I didn't do it because of God. I don't know one thing about God. 992 01:42:04,041 --> 01:42:05,770 I was thinking about a book. 993 01:42:07,278 --> 01:42:10,247 I cared more for a book than I did for my best friend. 994 01:42:12,350 --> 01:42:15,012 I don't know if you can understand that. 995 01:42:15,086 --> 01:42:18,579 I don't want to insult you, but do you understand what I mean? 996 01:42:20,559 --> 01:42:25,053 I chose a piece of paper, instead of you. 997 01:42:27,066 --> 01:42:28,466 But I forgive you. 998 01:42:31,805 --> 01:42:33,466 I know that you do. 999 01:42:34,474 --> 01:42:36,169 But you're a good man. 1000 01:42:36,243 --> 01:42:40,237 I am a good man. I am. But I'm not a rabbi. 1001 01:42:40,715 --> 01:42:41,909 You don't say that! 1002 01:42:41,983 --> 01:42:45,475 - Tommy, I'm not a rabbi. - Don't say that! 1003 01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:53,755 You are a rabbi. 1004 01:42:54,196 --> 01:42:58,189 I'm a bank robber. I'm a card player and a whore-monger. 1005 01:42:58,267 --> 01:42:59,461 That's what I am. 1006 01:42:59,668 --> 01:43:01,068 You are a rabbi. 1007 01:43:02,105 --> 01:43:04,505 You can fall in the mud, you can slip on your ass... 1008 01:43:04,574 --> 01:43:06,235 you can travel in the wrong direction. 1009 01:43:06,609 --> 01:43:08,770 But even on your ass, even in the mud... 1010 01:43:08,845 --> 01:43:13,010 even if you go in the wrong direction for a little while, you're still a rabbi! 1011 01:43:13,584 --> 01:43:15,108 That's what you are! 1012 01:43:15,719 --> 01:43:16,708 Right? 1013 01:43:19,523 --> 01:43:21,685 If I'm who I am, how come you ain't what you are? 1014 01:43:22,994 --> 01:43:25,155 You're just too goddamn good to have the same rules. 1015 01:43:26,631 --> 01:43:27,791 Now you answer me. 1016 01:43:28,366 --> 01:43:30,027 You look me in the eye and you answer me. 1017 01:43:31,603 --> 01:43:33,469 Don't you dare sit there and not answer me! 1018 01:43:34,740 --> 01:43:36,332 You'd better have an answer for me! 1019 01:43:47,321 --> 01:43:48,811 Is this the place? 1020 01:43:49,056 --> 01:43:51,081 This doesn't look like a place that a rabbi... 1021 01:43:51,992 --> 01:43:54,223 Maybe Rosalie made a mistake. 1022 01:43:54,929 --> 01:43:56,794 We don't belong in here. Come, Benjamin. 1023 01:44:02,704 --> 01:44:04,639 Look at those funny-looking people. 1024 01:44:04,974 --> 01:44:06,874 Those dresses look like they came from Europe. 1025 01:44:22,926 --> 01:44:25,623 What's he talkin' about? What's he talkin' about? 1026 01:44:25,763 --> 01:44:27,924 He wants to know if you're the rabbi. 1027 01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:30,224 Me? 1028 01:44:35,674 --> 01:44:36,971 You tell 'em. 1029 01:44:43,081 --> 01:44:44,309 I'm the rabbi. 1030 01:44:47,286 --> 01:44:48,446 You're the rabbi? 1031 01:44:51,157 --> 01:44:52,954 Funny, you don't look like a rabbi. 1032 01:44:58,532 --> 01:45:01,729 I just traveled 3,000 miles across this country... 1033 01:45:02,436 --> 01:45:06,031 and I was thanking my best friend for getting me here alive! 1034 01:45:07,509 --> 01:45:09,568 My name is Avram Belinski... 1035 01:45:10,311 --> 01:45:12,506 and I come from a small village in Poland... 1036 01:45:12,914 --> 01:45:15,314 and don't you judge people by their appearance! 1037 01:45:17,018 --> 01:45:19,954 - We have a rabbi! - We have a rabbi! 1038 01:45:25,027 --> 01:45:27,689 Excuse me, Rabbi, please forgive me. 1039 01:45:28,097 --> 01:45:30,623 I am very, very happy to see you. 1040 01:45:31,334 --> 01:45:34,701 - Let's have a drink, for God's sake. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute! 1041 01:45:34,905 --> 01:45:35,894 Wait a minute! 1042 01:45:36,173 --> 01:45:37,265 Who's paying? 1043 01:45:37,407 --> 01:45:40,809 Take from the building fund. Everybody to the bar! 1044 01:45:46,818 --> 01:45:50,653 Pardon me, everybody, please, please make a little room here. 1045 01:45:50,722 --> 01:45:53,020 Thank you. I'm so sorry to spoil your... 1046 01:45:53,092 --> 01:45:56,357 Bartender, drinks for all my friends. 1047 01:45:56,428 --> 01:45:58,828 - Well, what'll you have? - Straight whiskey! 1048 01:45:58,931 --> 01:46:00,763 Whiskey for everybody! 1049 01:46:11,645 --> 01:46:14,443 Rabbi, this is Mrs. Bender. 1050 01:46:16,617 --> 01:46:19,415 Welcome. Welcome, Rabbi. 1051 01:46:19,620 --> 01:46:22,988 And, this is my younger daughter, Rosalie. 1052 01:46:24,126 --> 01:46:26,788 I know that in our marriage agreement... 1053 01:46:26,862 --> 01:46:29,456 I mentioned my other daughter, Sarah Mindl. 1054 01:46:29,531 --> 01:46:32,626 - But what difference does it make... - Papa! 1055 01:46:48,552 --> 01:46:50,645 You know, your father thinks that... 1056 01:46:50,721 --> 01:46:53,782 you can just switch one promised-wife for another promised-wife... 1057 01:46:53,958 --> 01:46:56,586 but I know that it isn't that way in America. 1058 01:46:58,029 --> 01:47:01,226 So, please don't feel... 1059 01:47:01,399 --> 01:47:03,196 obligated in that way. 1060 01:47:08,607 --> 01:47:10,598 Wouldn't you like to dance with me? 1061 01:47:12,978 --> 01:47:16,380 I would. I would love to dance with you. 1062 01:47:17,117 --> 01:47:21,349 But, you know, a rabbi shouldn't do that. 1063 01:47:24,224 --> 01:47:26,921 A rabbi can dance with his fianc๏ฟฝe, can't he? 1064 01:48:22,855 --> 01:48:23,879 Bartender! 1065 01:48:24,557 --> 01:48:25,546 Yes. 1066 01:48:26,259 --> 01:48:27,248 You get out here! 1067 01:48:30,297 --> 01:48:31,286 Yes. 1068 01:48:32,266 --> 01:48:33,563 Now, you listen good! 1069 01:48:40,008 --> 01:48:41,498 That man killed my brother. 1070 01:48:44,112 --> 01:48:45,875 Me and him gonna have a fair fight. 1071 01:48:47,148 --> 01:48:49,173 There ain't gonna be no advantage taken here. 1072 01:48:50,619 --> 01:48:51,916 We're going outside. 1073 01:48:53,055 --> 01:48:55,182 Bartender, I just want it down for the record... 1074 01:48:56,925 --> 01:48:58,324 this gonna be a fair fight. 1075 01:49:00,496 --> 01:49:01,486 Rabbi. 1076 01:49:03,466 --> 01:49:04,455 Rabbi, let's go. 1077 01:49:05,669 --> 01:49:06,693 No more killing. 1078 01:49:09,439 --> 01:49:10,463 Oh, yes. 1079 01:49:12,443 --> 01:49:13,740 Oh, yes. 1080 01:49:15,613 --> 01:49:18,673 Please, don't do this. 1081 01:49:22,954 --> 01:49:26,685 It'd be terrible if some innocent people in here got hurt, wouldn't it? 1082 01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:34,958 Huh, Rabbi? 1083 01:49:37,337 --> 01:49:38,964 Is what he says true? 1084 01:49:41,240 --> 01:49:42,332 Is it? 1085 01:49:46,413 --> 01:49:48,244 All right, get outside, both of you. 1086 01:50:13,142 --> 01:50:14,609 Go somewhere else. 1087 01:50:18,248 --> 01:50:19,442 Rabbi... 1088 01:50:19,950 --> 01:50:21,281 you got a gun? 1089 01:50:40,539 --> 01:50:42,507 Well, there you go. 1090 01:50:45,744 --> 01:50:47,576 Well, don't worry. 1091 01:50:48,648 --> 01:50:50,343 You know this gun. 1092 01:50:51,317 --> 01:50:54,286 This is the one you used to kill my brother Darryl with. 1093 01:50:55,855 --> 01:50:58,689 There gonna be no advantage taken here. 1094 01:51:09,271 --> 01:51:10,670 There. 1095 01:51:11,873 --> 01:51:13,272 Just like a man. 1096 01:51:37,401 --> 01:51:38,698 Make your move! 1097 01:51:42,540 --> 01:51:44,735 Well, don't just stare at me! 1098 01:51:45,477 --> 01:51:47,536 You ain't gonna get away with it like that! 1099 01:51:49,414 --> 01:51:51,679 Draw, you stinking coward! 1100 01:52:08,935 --> 01:52:11,961 You yellow bastard! Draw! 1101 01:52:13,341 --> 01:52:16,071 You draw or I'm gonna bash your head in! 1102 01:52:33,730 --> 01:52:35,664 That was just to get your attention! 1103 01:52:40,203 --> 01:52:41,636 Now listen to me! 1104 01:52:42,472 --> 01:52:44,031 The war is over! 1105 01:52:46,744 --> 01:52:48,302 You understand that? 1106 01:52:50,180 --> 01:52:51,613 No more killing! 1107 01:53:07,166 --> 01:53:10,033 You reach for that pistol again and I'll blow your head off! 1108 01:53:11,170 --> 01:53:12,728 This ain't your fight! 1109 01:53:13,239 --> 01:53:14,831 This is my fight! 1110 01:53:15,541 --> 01:53:18,010 But he killed my brother, and I'm gonna kill him! 1111 01:53:18,812 --> 01:53:21,280 You and your partner and your pig-faced brother... 1112 01:53:21,348 --> 01:53:23,145 ambushed us on the beach... 1113 01:53:23,317 --> 01:53:25,751 and if the rabbi hadn't pulled the trigger... 1114 01:53:25,919 --> 01:53:27,979 you'd have shot us both in cold blood! 1115 01:53:37,633 --> 01:53:40,124 Reach for it! Please! 1116 01:53:45,307 --> 01:53:46,672 Wait a second. 1117 01:53:47,811 --> 01:53:49,278 Now wait a second. 1118 01:53:51,081 --> 01:53:52,378 Let's talk this over. 1119 01:53:53,617 --> 01:53:55,642 I'm not a rabbi for nothing, you know. 1120 01:53:56,686 --> 01:53:58,085 I think I have a solution. 1121 01:53:59,056 --> 01:54:00,250 Just wait a second. 1122 01:54:15,340 --> 01:54:17,501 This is a very big country. 1123 01:54:18,610 --> 01:54:21,444 I'll tell you what I think is the best thing. 1124 01:54:23,483 --> 01:54:25,246 I'll take San Francisco... 1125 01:54:26,019 --> 01:54:27,680 you take the rest of America... 1126 01:54:29,622 --> 01:54:32,353 and if you ever come back to this place again... 1127 01:54:33,527 --> 01:54:36,223 I don't think you're gonna get off so easy. 1128 01:54:43,071 --> 01:54:44,834 Now get the hell outta here. 1129 01:55:01,490 --> 01:55:06,224 Would somebody please show this poor asshole the way out of town? 1130 01:55:19,544 --> 01:55:21,011 Mazel tov! 1131 01:55:26,018 --> 01:55:30,045 I've crossed rivers and I've climbed high mountains... 1132 01:55:30,255 --> 01:55:32,689 and I was captured by wonderful Indians. 1133 01:55:33,425 --> 01:55:35,360 I did so many things. 1134 01:55:35,495 --> 01:55:37,827 God has truly blessed me. 1135 01:55:39,499 --> 01:55:41,228 And what's more... 1136 01:55:41,401 --> 01:55:45,532 how many rabbis can say that they had a bank robber for a best man? 1137 01:55:47,241 --> 01:55:49,141 Mazel tov! 1138 01:55:49,643 --> 01:55:51,634 Music, Maestro, please! 83736

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