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Look here, Johnson,
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I'm going to get
to the bottom of this.
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Well, anyway.
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Oh.
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Bring the beat back.
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Oh, yes, I remember that.
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Yes, I remember that.
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So you can
see why we are considered
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the premier training
ground for aspiring politicians.
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Many of our graduates have gone
on to become cabinet ministers.
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And in some cases,
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even disgraced
cabinet ministers.
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Come on, mate.
- Lovely
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Up. Up! Down.
- Hey, boy!
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Hello. Hello!
Nothing to be afraid of.
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Oh look, lovely
photogenic teeth. Look at that.
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Yeah, they’d be…
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…they’re perfect for awkwardly
eating a hotdog
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at a school fete.
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Ah! Down.
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Dagwood dogs. Chips
on a stick.
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Oh, lovely weak
spine.
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Yeah, keep an eye on this
one.
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Oh yeah, he’s a real
thoroughbred.
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Come on, buddy. Come on.
Come on.
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Giddy up.
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You know what?
I love the weak spine,
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but does he
have a moral backbone?
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Absolutely not, no.
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Oh, thank God.
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I will provide
that 1 million jobs.
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20 million and that's
a promise.
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And this is where
they learn how to handle
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questions from journalists.
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…the working class.
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Well, what you
should be focusing on,
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all the mistakes that
the other party made when
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they were in power 13 years ago.
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And let us not forget
that there were good and
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bad people on both
sides of the Klan rally.
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Sorry, yes, you're right.
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I do think that I made
a mistake and I would like
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to apologise unreservedly.
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Never admit to a
mistake.
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Good? So just a little nudge in
the right direction.
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Whoa, whoa, hey, hey,
hey! Stop that.
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Hey! Let him finish.
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So they’re on a fairly strict
diet.
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Oats, soybeans,
xenophobia.
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Sorry, is that one
doing cocaine?
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Ah, well spotted. Yes.
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That’s not setting
a very good example, is it?
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No.
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Well no, if people followed
their examples,
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society as we know it would
collapse instantaneously.
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Right? Okay?
You had me going.
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Sorry. Sorry,
the xenophobia I understand...
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No, of course. It’s
a lot to get your head around.
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…but cocaine,
really.
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Keep it up.
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Well this all looks
rather elaborate.
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explosion]
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It trains them to switch
their humanity on and off,
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so they can go from bombing
a small village to...
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...opening a supermarket.
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Oh, such flexible morals.
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It certainly puts
them through their paces.
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I can’t!
I can’t!
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Hang on, is this one
showing remorse?
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Ah, yes. Not a good sign.
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I just…I can't.
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Anyway,
up next is graduation.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Well you have all worked
incredibly hard this semester.
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But not all of you have what
it takes to become a politician.
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You, for instance.
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You are the most spineless,
amoral, cowardly,
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self-serving deceitful excuse
for a human being
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we have ever seen.
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Congratulations.
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Oh!
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The donors are gonna love you.
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Get in there.
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Absolutely disgraceful. Well
done, mate.
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Thank You.
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There’s a piece of coal for you.
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Oh, how good.
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And… photo.
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Yeah.
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We’ll take him.
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This is a fishing
kayak, the River Panther X19.
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It was made in 2020
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and made of UV-stabilised
high-density polyethylene.
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This is Mitch Daniels,
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Melbourne International Comedy
Festival award-winner
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and recently, he’s been having
dangerous thoughts.
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Hey Mitch, you wanna
do some therapy in a kayak?
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I sure do. I've got a
lot of personal problems.
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Great.
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Christ! Ah, what do you see when
you look at that?
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I don't know.
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This is "Comedians In
Kayaks Getting Therapy".
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Don’t mind if I do.
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Gee, that was quick.
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I'm not going to share
my data. No.
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Enjoy the new toy.
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Goodnight, darling.
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Goodnight, Schnoodles.
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Night, night,
Schnoodles.
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Matey?
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No.
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Love sleep?
Then you’ll love monster trucks!
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Monster Trucks!
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Not into monster trucks?
Then enable data-sharing
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for a more personalised
experience.
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More data, more sleep.
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Far out!
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Did you not enable data sharing?
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No, no, no, but they bloody want
you to, don’t they?
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Daft things.
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It’s just normally people
click ‘yes’.
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Oh, well I can play too.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna give in.
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Sure, keep going.
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Yeah, keep it going.
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Yeah, who’s got more patience?
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I can stay here all night.
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No, no, no.
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Ohhh!
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Just sliced, more like
it.
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Oh, that’s a good one.
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You ready for the big pitch?
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Hmm? Oh yeah, yeah, I think so.
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You've been trying to land this
account for four years...
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So if I enable the settings,
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then the pillow can use my
data to help monetise my
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sleep profile.
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Simon, drop it. You're fixated
on this data sharing thing.
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Please, just...
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Well I don't want third parties
knowing
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how and then when I go
to sleep.
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That is bloody weird.
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Let them watch. We’re all happy
being watched.
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You… you unlock
great features.
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Oh Christ, Simon.
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Anyway, get some sleep.
You'll need it.
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Yeah, yeah, I got
the, er, the big pitch.
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We’re pretty settled with
which agency we want to go with,
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but we’re willing to be
convinced otherwise.
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Okay, well look, we see…
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...we see Crinkle Cereal as
a fresh, ah, youthful cereal.
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Um, here I'll show you.
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Ah, that’s... here we go.
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No, that’s...
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Is this a joke?
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I… I didn’t do it.
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The… the pillow did it.
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Wasting my time!
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Bloody boss calls me afterwards
and fires me.
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It’s not my fault,
it’s the goddamn pillow!
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Simon, come on!
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It’s time you just enabled
the data sharing.
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The diagnostic services are
really quite useful.
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Hey Jenny, hang on a tick, will
you? I'll call you back.
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Schnoodles?
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Ohhh!
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Ohh!
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But Jenny, I...
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Don’t ‘but Jenny’ me.
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You lose your job, you manage to
accidentally boil Schnoodles.
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And what in the hell is all
that drivel
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you've been writing
on Facebook?
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I'm doing what I should have
done a long time ago.
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I could almost look past all
that stuff,
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but what’s worse is…
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... you just won’t enable all
the privacy settings,
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as your perfectly reasonable
pillow asked!
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Details are very ambiguously
phrased!
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Everyone does it!
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Loser!
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Oh come on, no! Jenny!
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No, I don't
want third parties knowing
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how and when
I go to sleep.
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We’re all happy being watched.
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Schnoodles?
- Loser!
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Yeah? You think you're smart?
You're not smart.
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You think you're smart? Oh,
you're not smart. You're evil!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, pillow.
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Hey Simmo, how are you, mate?
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Davo, how are you, mate?
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How’s the pillow treating ya?
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No. No, I got rid of it.
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah, the joke’s on them.
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You know what, I didn’t even
enable all the settings either.
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We catching up at 2
o'clock, then?
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What, 2 o'clock? You mean
pub o’clock?
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Done.
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Alrighty. Alrighty, I'll see
you there, ya fat chode.
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- Don't…
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Ohh!
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This is a wingsuit.
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It’s made from rip stock nylon.
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It has inlets on the back
surface
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to maintain internal pressure,
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decreasing the lift to drag
ratio.
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Hello?
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Hi, mate.
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Ah, look we’re going through a
restructure at the zoo
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and I'm afraid, um, we’re
gonna have to let you go.
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But I... but I love
my job, man.
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I'm fully
committed!
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Sorry, mate.
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This is "Zookeepers
in Wingsuits Getting Fired".
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Wow, we’ve done it.
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We’ve written a Star Wars film.
Finished.
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I know. It just only
took five years.
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I can't believe we finally
got here.
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How’re my two favourite writers?
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Great, yeah.
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Are you excited?
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Oh, so excited.
Five-year-old me is just giddy.
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You must be so proud.
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I mean, it’s original,
new characters. It’s perfect.
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Fantastic, fantastic.
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Well speaking of fantastic,
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we have an online fan that just
wants to have a quick chat.
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It’s just really
important we hear the fans out.
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Err, an online fan is
coming here?
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Oh yeah.
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Okay. Um do you...
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Oh, no, no, you... you... you've
got this, yeah.
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Alrighty. Okay.
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Ooh.
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You … Right, you sure
this is it?
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Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. This is um,
this is ah, definitely, yeah.
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Ahh.
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Good luck.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Yep. Thanks.
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Yeah, so …
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Ooh!
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Hi.
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What… is this?
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Oh, you're gonna love it.
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All-new characters,
totally new adventure,
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completely original. It’s ah
It’s, ah, you're gonna love it.
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No.
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What?
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Nothing ground-breaking.
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Now need I remind
you of our great displeasure
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at the woke casting.
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Oh, I mean, I thought, you know
what with like lightning fingers
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and wizard ghosts you'd be able
to get your head around,
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like a diverse stormtrooper.
I mean...
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
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This script needs a Yoda.
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Ah, no, we just gave
you a Baby Yoda.
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Insolence!
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The terms have now changed.
262
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:46,160
You shall give us a Baby Yoda
who has a baby.
263
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,320
Oh, you … you ask
the impossible.
264
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,040
Oh, would you prefer that I take
to Twitter?
265
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,520
Oh no, no! Don’t… don’t start
a hashtag, please.
266
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,760
That... that... that’s fine.
267
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,320
Ah, we shall double our efforts.
268
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,200
I shall have a Baby Yoda’s baby.
That’s okay.
269
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,360
Good idea.
270
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,040
And bring back Darth Vader.
271
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,280
What? He’s dead!
272
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,440
The Emperor, Boba Fett,
we brought them back too.
273
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,360
It’s the same characters
every time.
274
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,800
Well how big is this galaxy far,
far away? What, a cul-de-sac?
275
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,760
Need I remind you...
276
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,760
...that the reaction videos are
fully buffered
277
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,600
and quite
operational.
278
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,480
No!
279
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,080
How did you turn not liking
stuff
280
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,240
into a performative
pastime?
281
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,480
Why couldn’t you just hate stuff
in your head like normal people?
282
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:34,120
Hatred makes us strong.
283
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,280
And money,
284
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:40,880
in the form of millions of views
on monetised videos.
285
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,800
We are the power now.
286
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,640
No, you… you can’t.
287
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,880
We shouldn’t have to appease
you just because if we don’t,
288
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,880
you'll make more of a
spectacle of yourself
289
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,040
than the
actual movie.
290
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,080
Very well.
291
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,480
Launch the reaction videos.
292
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,880
Oh no, no, no, don’t...
293
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,520
This new
Star Wars script, it’s crap.
294
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,160
Results are in.
It’s shit.
295
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,240
If I appease the
fans I'll be enabling endless
296
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,160
Rick and Morty fans who storm
McDonalds!
297
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,600
People who campaigned against
all-female Ghostbusters!
298
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,760
Death threats from Beyonce fans.
299
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,920
Oh, that went really well.
300
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,760
Oh yeah, any changes?
301
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,800
Ah yeah, just a few.
302
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,080
It’s now no longer like a
totally original concept
303
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160
with new characters.
304
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,040
It’s now "Star Wars Episode X,
The Return of Everyone as a Baby
305
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,880
And All Those Babies Have a Baby
Together
306
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,360
and It’s a Giant Hybrid Baby
That The Fans Really Like.
307
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,680
And The Fans Are Awesome,
By The Way".
308
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,800
We’ve still got an Asian lead
character, right?
309
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,000
Oh God!
310
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,400
The fans would go mad.
311
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,240
I can't even imagine it!
312
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:04,080
Where am I?
313
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,560
Am I a fridge?
314
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,600
Is... is this space?
315
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:12,880
This is...
316
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,720
"Refrigerators In Space Getting
Consciousness'.
317
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,040
Oh, yes,
I remember that.
318
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,320
Yes, I remember that.
319
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:50,920
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