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Yes, of course. You got a deal, cowgirl.

OK?

Listen, Nick ... The musicians are coming soon, I left clothes on your bed.

- Oh yes? - You'll love it!

Good. I love new clothes. See you later.

Son, let me tell you. That outfit it looks really good. That outfit is your face.

You did well, Nick. I'm proud of you.

- What do you think of the clothes? - I think I hate your tailor.

Oh, what bothers you?

What bothers me is that this destroy my dignity.

I'm a taxi driver, not a bag of the Rhinestone laundry.

Check this asshole with a ridiculous hat, �?

Why don't you start that of the hat, now?

Why you won't train your walking while I train my diction, is it "bain"?

It's "bain".

Then go. You have to watch me, Rhinestone.

You have to be ginging on your hips, arched legs ...

and confidence in the floor. If you get this ...

you will feel good. Do you think you can do this?

No problems.

- Show me. - Okay.

I have to have a smile on his chin ...

a knee clearance and charm on the arm.

- You don't need to rock so much. - Look who's Talking.

- Nick, did you happen to have arthritis? - That's really feminine.

Did you suffer?

You'll never know why I'm taking this information for the grave, okay?

Good.

Hey, Barnett!

Keep practicing, Nick. More to the sides.

Hi, Jake. It is a pleasure to see you. You are more beautiful than ever.

You're doing well, Nick. It goes on like this.

Boy, you're dressed you look like an average ...

ready for halloween, is that it?

- More sideways, Nick. - It can be a nice day ...

Don't distract ... We are working.

Working? � the occupation strangest I've ever seen.

You're doing well, Nick. Don't you both tilt forward.

Sorry darling... But why is he doing this?

I'm teaching you how to walk like a cowboy. Can be?

Hey, Nick ... Have you ever been boring?

This is some national pastime?

Do you remember how I made you walk?

Here, try there. Do it like this.

Now it is.

I feel like I'm Frankenstein's son.

- Balance more. It looks better, right? - Now it's high.

You know what, Nick. Two hours in one horse and start walking like Roy Rogers.

Two hours on a horse and he start walking like Dale Evans.

Oh, hell! Attention, it's Barnett!

A little parking Tennessee parallel to you.

Lightning! What are you doing, Barnett?

Hey, Roy Carl ... park for me and don't ruin it, boy.

- Hey, Barnett ... I already drank too much. - No sir, not yet ...

Listen there, I told you when I and Jake went swimming naked in the river?

Yes Yes. You already told me that.

So listen to this ... Once we went to Tasty Freeze to see ...

I've heard about the adventure from Tasty Freeze, Barnett.

Yeah ...

In what way, you have to see me and Jake, we've been together a long time, you know?

How long have you known her?

What time is it?

I love this guy.

I swear to God. I love this guy here?

Watch out or I'll leave you.

That door attacked me. Hey, Luke, how are you?

- Barnett, how are you? - Good and you?

- Walt? - I'm fine and you?

- How about it, guys? - Guys, I introduce Nick Martinonello.

No, Martinelli.

Sorry, Nick Martinonelli.

I'll ask for one more beer for you, boy.

- No, step, mate. - Hell is passing. Please!

- No, no. I definitely pass. - Aren't we good to drink with you?

- No. Listen, Malt ... - Walt.

Walt!

Well, Walt, I'm not thirsty, but listen ...

Thanks for worrying with me, anyway.

What's your problem, son?

Why? Are you a doctor?

Do you want to dance, cowboy?

Yes of course. She thought she would never come again.

Ah, see you later, guys.

Hey, she's crazy about me.

I hate that guy.

So?

In New York you told me to keep my hands to me. Do you remember?

But now we're in Tennessee.

I feel very, very, very healthy.

- Fire, man! - Come on!

- It's not "bad". - Look at the pronunciation.

- This is not that bad. - That's fine.

She continues to speak with pronouncement.

I want to tell you something, I hope you don't get hurt.

When we started with this ...

Boy, I was sure that you were going to be a huge disaster.

And it would be better if I trained a dog.

Wow, what a twist.

It is still varied by me.

But you ended up you do very well ...

Excuse me, dear friend. Do you mind if I interrupt?

- Actually, I care, dear friend. - What did you say?

I feel good here, dear friend. But ... go on.

Thanks.

Boy, she almost couldn't help herself.

- She said she wanted to dance. - Barnett doesn't seem very happy to me.

Love is the thing I give.

I hope I didn't get involved between you, old friends ...

You got in ... But you're forgiven, Jake.

Looks like we hit someone, Jake.

- Hello, Malt. - Barnett wants to dance.

Good, dance with him! Come on, Jake! Love is the thing I give.

As far as I know, Barnett, she is still your wife.

I didn't let any artolas in the city armed in smart would make me stupid.

- Did you call me stupid? - I don't. He called.

- Beautiful dress. - Like?

Yes, it's beautiful.

A little revealing, but beautiful.

You know, Jake, I have to say what I'm thinking ...

Because, you know, it's part of my personality.

I'm thinking that ...

I'm starting to get involved.

Seriously?

- I have the feeling that you say that a lot! - Oh yes? Actually it's true ...

But this time I speak seriously.

You hardly know me.

I know enough.

I think the system of friends is over.

And you didn't already know that?

I don't care what happens, don't start a fight.

- This is quite pleasant. - What?

- You worry about me, right? - You know I care about you.

If you lose some teeth you will not to be able to sing in conditions.

Is the death? Death too can harm singing.

I didn't think you liked it of sly and greasy types, Jake?

You thought he was a very funny type, huh?

Barnett, why don't you have manners?

If this man hits you, you'll only be a shirt full of broken bones.

�s what? My manager?

You always leave a woman speak for you, sly?

- Hey, take it easy, Puke (V�mito). - Luke!

Hey!

Because you don't leave us alone, Barnett? Want to prove what?

No one will show up here and prove that I'm a fool.

You did a good job, you proved it yourself.

- Let's go, Nick. - Withdraw? Did Nick withdraw?

- For you, only this time. - Hey, sly ...

Are you okay? And your teeth, do you still have them all?

Not a date at all fun, did you know that?

There's no joke.

I don't know about you, but I already I had more fun than I can take.

Let's go now?

Although? I have to fix this guy.

If you start a fight now the bet ends, you know?

Do you understand?

- Yes, mom. - Good! Let's go!

Nick.

Not bad for a light job.

I don't know why you're all aloof? That was no big deal.

For you.

- It's over, it doesn't mean anything. - For you!

- What will you prove if you go back there and fight? - Because I have no choice. That's why.

This is crazy. Everyone has a choice.

Not if you're Italian. Did you hear about "Vendetta"?

- Yes and then? - And then we invented it.

Okay! Get back there. I hope you take a cachaporra mesh!

What?

Hey, don't say that. Because you've never seen the kid in action.

If you try to impress me, forget it. I am not impressed by suicides.

Ah, give me a break.

You know ...

When you're right, you are right.

I don't want to get involved with someone's past,

mainly with yours.

Even so, I don't understand how you were almost engaged to that vulture.

- It wasn't nearly. - What?

- I went. - No, you didn't.

- Yes I went! - You didn't!

- I went! - Oh, come on. That sucks!

I tell you, you ruined the whole picture that I had of you.

You know, I got above all of this and you ruined it.

Now I have to think about that whole image. That's what I have to do.

- Please... - Look, I thought about it.

I am human. You are human. He's a kind of human.

Nick forgives you. Nick forgives everyone.

- That's great, Nick. - I know.

- You are a very cool person. - I know.

- And you're very silly, too. - I know that too.

- Is that so? - You're doing great.

Nick, you're much better than I thought you were.

Oh, dad, you are to detune my guitar.

- You look excited. - I definitely got inspired tonight.

- How's your chin? - Oh, well, okay.

Listen, do you want to rehearse the great music that we play ...

- Now? - Yes.

- Sure, it could be ... - Yes, it's better ...

Yes, it's much better ...

- Easy ... - We can train.

You know, with training perfection is achieved.

Will stay all night in the conversation?

- Good night, kids. - Oh, Dad!

Nice timing, dad.

Listen ... why don't we a new check after?

Well, we really need ... to train.

Train a lot, definitively.

- Good night, Nick. - Good night, Jake.

It's going to be a long night, Nick. A long night.

Guys.

Good night, Jake.

Good night, Dad.

Good night, Nick.

Good night, Noah.

Good night, Nick.

Good night, Jake.

God, I hate countrymen.

This is a taste for country what's coming up in you, son?

- Yes here. - Very well.

Very grateful.

Thank you!

I want to thank this fabulous audience.

Tonight I have a special surprise for you.

I want to introduce someone ... We call him a special guest,

because he is a country singer very famous in many parts of the country.

Ah, since when?

Go tomorrow night make your debut in a big city, New York.

We will make you feel welcome ... The booming Nick Martin.

Come on.

The world of the show does not me it's in the blood. Enough, forget it.

Excuse me for a minute. We’re back with you, okay?

- Get it over with, I don't want to. No. - Don't be nervous.

I'm not nervous. I have tight lips. Maybe later, now you forget.

That's natural, Nick. The first time I went up on a stage and thought I was going to die!

It hurts my head, I feel sick,

it looked like I had swallowed a rusty knife.

- What did you do? - I threw up.

This conversation made me feel better, Jake. Thank you.

Come on, you'll do great. Remember the floor.

It looks like it has bores.

- I think I came here to play. - Get that ass off the stage, boy.

I tell you, it's great to have the president from my fan club here tonight.

He's making you look like fools. There is not a single drop of country in it.

It is always easy to know when the Barnett was at my house ...

The toilet flush remained uncleaned and the cat is pregnant.

Really, you can believe it was Barnett!

Barnett, you know, it looks like you have a bladder slip problem ...

I say that by the rusty locks of your yellow boots!

You caught Barnett very well!

This has as much grace as some rubber crutches in a hospital.

Barnett, how can you be so greasy? Do you comb your hair with pork chops?

That's enough.

� better start my well said performance.

Step number 2.

Attention to the rhythm. Accelerates a little more.

You're doing well.

- Thank the public. - Thank you, my mother thanks you.

- You did it. You made it! - Not really.

What do you mean? We are ready for New York.

Not yet.

Wait, Nick!

- Wait, wait, what are you going to do? - It's vendetta time.

Violence is not the way.

Besides, I want to do it!

- Here, cowboy artolas-seboso. - Who are you, Jane Wayne?

He deserved.

- I should do that. - Well, it's too late.

- Very late? It was my duty. - Maybe next time.

- What next time? - You bleed my nose.

Get out!

- You leave me with a coward complex. - Why don't we sing a little bit?

- And my complex? - It seems very clear to me.

It's no joke to destroy the my masculinity, do you know that?

Now the bull is furious now.

- How should I handle these things? - I think you just did it!

My hero! And it's still just warming up.

- Are you still my manager? - Do you want to hear old Nick sing another one?

Big idea.

I want to dedicate to you and especially you!

What do we do?

Shit on it. I also never liked it much of the son of a bitch.

Hey, Tennessee, you guys they were a beautiful audience.

There, you were always faithful and applauded beyond the Rainbow.

This is how the Boomer Nick Martin sings ... ho ho!

See you on the next tour.

May God bless you all.

You are quite happy.

I think you did it, boy.

Let me say, I felt something when I was on stage, you know?

It was like electricity coming and going, to come and go between me and the public.

Hmm... It was probably the chilli.

- What does chilli have to do with electricity? - I was just kidding, son.

Come on, I want to show you something.

- I was very proud of you tonight. - Mamma mia ...

I want you to have this.

- I knew you'd be thrilled. - Noah, I don't want to offend you ...

- You won't. I want you to keep this. - Thanks, but the outfit looks better on you.

- Not anymore! You deserve it. - Noah, do me a favor. Keep it, okay?

- I want you to stay with her. - Can I be sincere?

Of course you can.

You are a good man, you are a good christian and a good farmer.

Dress more or less.

So trust me when I tell you that this is the ugliest outfit I've ever seen.

You can believe that �. You know, I walk trying to get rid of it over the years.

- I think I should clean it and burn it. - Good idea.

- Good night son. - Good night, Noah.

Good night, clothes.

Perfect timing and a perfect body.

What a coincidence to meet you here. I was talking to your father.

I'm glad.

Yes it was. He tried, give me a cowboy outfit.

Oh, dad is always wanting give someone that old clothes.

I rented you a nice outfit for the New York show, did I tell you?

Oh yes?

I was wondering if you would want to that I would show you those chords ...

For music in New York. What do you think?

Oh, yes, yes.

Why don't you come here? Acoustics sounds better.

It seems like a good idea. The light also looks better.

Well, I don't know what you remember, but you're going to play like an open melody.

So just do it like that.

- Attention to the melody. - Wait, wait. I have to do something.

I don't know about you, but ...

I can't do it anymore resist temptation.

I could see that not.

- Excuse? - I said ... I could see no.

You mean already were you waiting?

I was. But you started always a fight, Captain A��o.

And I spent all these nights taking cold baths ...

and looking at excited moths flying around the lights.

- Moths? - Some with a great technique.

I hope you've taken notes.

I happened to take it off.

Well, kiss, kisses like a cowboy.

But, there's one more thing, that I would like to discover.

Okay.

Just gentle.

Thank you!

If you had called me, I had taken care of her.

One, two, three, four five six...

Calm. Wait!

Eh ... That's enough.

I want to make a toast to my son.

A man who left here a zero. A big nothing ...

A guy going nowhere. Completely for nothing, yes.

And now he's back. Looks A little different. And I love it!

A toast to my son. Happy meatball!

Thanks Dad! There were some very inspiring words.

You just missed me on fire!

But anyway. I want everyone to know ...

the girl who helped me see the things quite differently.

I present to you, the Jumper Jake, from Leipers Fork.

Good, Jake! Hello, mother.

I don't know exactly what to say ...

Except that when Nick went with me to Tennessee ...

he said he felt as if he was on another planet.

I want everyone to know that, I think we're even now.

Very well!

It's on top of my hair, Romeo.

I don't know exactly what to say ... Except I hope everything goes well tomorrow.

That I will recover what I need and that Nick will have his own taxi.

Wait.

Wait...

Don't think I can go back driving a taxi, right?

I mean, Jake ... I'm a singer now.

- You're right, it's a Sinatra! - Stay with the taxi.

Because you think you're a singer after two weeks?

That seems to me. Feel what I felt in stage, I can never take a taxi again!

It is not at all easy. Why do you think can you make a living singing? It's hard!

The public ... I think I did success with farmers.

Well, farmers were my family and friends.

They were applauding me, Band and you at the same time.

Stay with the taxi!

I don't want the taxi.

- So, so much work for one night? - No. A song.

And after that, is it over?

Ended? Boy, I hope not, Nick.

But I think that's up to you.

Nick ... You're leaving the depressed party!

Ah ... Okay. It had to happen, didn't it? The bubbles had to come to the surface.

- Professional science! - Jealous?

- The old professional jealousy. - They are not jealous.

Oh, Nick, dear. You know how I feel about you. But, you're still not a serious singer.

Right now, you're like a robot.

We mount you like ... a mud pie.

Tor .. Mud pie?

Forget it, Nick. You can't work with her.

He cannot begin to his career this way!

Career? What career? I do music! He continues to pollute.

I don't need this public embarrassment here.

Well, I don't have to either!

Since I connected with you I've only had headaches.

What the hell! I can forget bet and sleep with Freddie!

Oops ....

Sleep with Freddie?

- Who's Freddie? - You don't know him.

Sleep with Freddie?

Are you thinking of curling up with that silly guru?

It was part of the deal if I lost. Anyway it's not your business.

How is that not my account? That guy is worthless!

I did what I had to do! I would like to see what you would have done!

- I wouldn't sleep with Freddie! - I haven't done anything yet, either!

Still? Still? You mean if lose will you go forward with that?

I don't know about you. But where I come from, we honor the word, no matter how!

Okay ...

Forget about you, forget about this, forget everything! No money, dad.

Listen there, bright eyes ... I don't I chose you. I was stuck with you.

I just tried to take the best of a bad situation.

Now you think you're a star in ascension. Maybe you are ...

But when you look closely, the star it is no more than a large gas ball!

G?

- Hey, that hurt. - Never trust a man.

The bet is over!

Oh yes? Maybe for you.

But not for me. Why I'll be there! I'll be there.

- You should have called. He had taken care of her. - Bad timing, dad.

- Come on, health. Everything is fine. - Health!

So, dear? Come on!

I treated you badly, Jessie.

I shamed him in front of his friends and made him lose his job ...

I called it a mud pie.

It's not your fault. It was yours career that was at stake here!

It's my fault ... I did it of him turning against him.

I made him give up his ideals, goals ... And worst of all, he exposes Freddie Ugo.

Believe me, he doesn't pass by this crowd.

Freddie put together the worst New York audience. Forgets.

What if he succeeds? Able, you know?

Well, then you win! What's wrong with that?

What is bad that he will get convinced that he is a great singer.

And if he doesn't succeed, will probably end up with nothing.

Probably ends being a drunk ...

Along the gutter or elsewhere, with the stray he named.

Really optimistic, Jake.

But I won't go through with this.

I'm going to ask Freddie to cancel everything.

Who will be out there?

- Welcome ... Both. - Freddie, I need to talk to you.

Yes, dear, let's talk. Let's consider this as foreplay.

- I'm trying to be serious. - I'm serious.

This is the most serious night of our lives.

Finally, dear! This will be your big night!

If you expect her to appear, she forgets.

- How do you know? - Because now she must be with Freddie.

Great. Sounds nice. Good.

I don't care.

Let it go!

Taxi! Taxi! On here! I need a ride. Taxi!

Taxi.

Come on! Help a human, will you?

Don't even think about it, okay?

Taxi!

The best for the best.

80 dollars a bottle, my love...

60 if you buy from boxes.

And speaking of boxes ...

Freddie sure has one for you, mom! Take it, drink it.

- I don't want anything to drink. - Come on, my angel. Relax a little.

I don't want to drink. I'm really relaxed.

Okay.

Listen, Freddie. The bet is over!

No way! Wait a minute. You made a deal ...

with the machine Manhanttan's love.

So nothing is over! Except any choice of underwear.

So ... How about a fire warm and cozy.

A romantic light and a soft music.

This one doesn't need explanations, even!

- I love this. - Good night, Freddie.

Wait a�.

What was that?

This ... was your passport ... to Freddie's world.

Welcome.

Hey, bus, bus, bus! Wait! Wait!

I have heels. What are you doing? Do you want me to fly through the city?

Taxi!

Taxi!

Taxi! Where is your loyalty?

Taxi ...

Oh, give me a rest!

Why not?

Hey, friend. A test drive. I'm going up ...

Once again. Quiet. Ready?

That's right.

Stop, stop! Wait, wait ... My leg. Look at my leg!

Come on, I'm getting with headache.

Don't make me look bad. No, horse.

No, no. Calm down. Come on, please. Please.

Okay. Now, now. Hey. Come on.

Foward! Come on. Okay. Take off.

- You son of a bitch! - Andor.

- Get off my horse. - Let's move.

- What the hell are you doing? - Move!

For!

Hey, come back here! Oh, shit!

Let it go. Get out of the way!

Turn left!

That's right. Wait. Wait. Come on horse! Come on horse!

I'll pass.

Watch your feet. Let it go.

Go slower. For. Here, stay here.

You can't come in here with a horse. Hey, sir? Hey! Hey!

- Hey, sir, are you crazy? Where are you going? - Freddie Ugo!

What's up with you? Are you crazy?

- That guy came in here with a horse! - He's going to Freddie Ugo's.

Come back here, woman!

- No more goodies. - Jake! Open it!

Jake, open this door. Nick.

Take off your clothes, dear! I want you to lie down in bed, I'm not really kidding anymore!

- Am I going crazy? Mamma Mia! - Freddie, open the door!

Jake! I'm going, dear! Don't worry. I'm going, Jake ...

Come on, buddy! Give up the door! It is 8 centimeters thick.

- Smart! - Jake, I'm going!

- Why don't you open the door? - Ah ... Jake!

- Oh, you did it again! - What are you doing here?

Me me... I'm here to rescue you.

Thanks but you came a little late.

Jake, if we're going to be together, you have to give up fighting, seriously!

Okay. But you have to admit that you look like a strange hero.

- For. What are you doing here? - Nothing!

I happen to have friends in high places.

- Why did you give up the bet? - Because we have no chance.

- I can't believe it! - Oh, Nick, I can't go on with this.

- I can't go on like this. - Come on, Jake. I'm not pushing you!

- I don't want any more fights. - Me neither, but, look ...

I never finished anything in my life. I swear to God, it's the first time ...

in the life that I will fulfill a bid. It doesn't matter how.

But you, give up your dignity, your pride, to go to sleep with that prick!

Okay, enough. You are a great hero and I am very impressed, friend!

But I have a bet here that I don't intend to lose, okay?

So take these bones to the hall, friend! Can be?

I won't be long, I actually I'm not good at that. Do me a favor...

- Ah, what's yours? - Wait!

- What's yours, you! - Hey, wait. Hey!

- We have to go to Rhinestone. - No, no, no. No! No Rhinestone.

You will owe me 5 years of the bet as we agreed, ok?

5 years, this covers the bet, okay?

You won't be able to escape this time. You, come here. Come here.

Wait a�. We still have 35 minutes. The deadline only ends at midnight.

Let's go.

- Wait, I should say that. - What's the difference?

The difference is that It's my horse.

- Okay? Come on. - Clown.

The public will end you. 35 minutes!

Nick, don't be too confident. This public wants blood!

Don't worry, Jake. We will kill them!

Us?

Yes, you and I, let's do a great duet, Jake.

- Nick, there's not going to be a duet tonight. - What?

That's the bet. First you have to beat them alone.

Are you kidding me?

Hello everyone!

How does everyone feel tonight?

Okay, I'm happy to hear. It is very good to be back.

I will introduce a new singer that will start tonight.

I want you to help me give a warm Rhinestone reception.

How about applauding the Banging Nick Martinelli!

Be good to him.

The brotherhood is gone.

Elvis Spaghetti!

Eh, eh ... This is a dry joke, friend ...

What ,? I can't hear. Your clothes make a lot of noise.

It's too high, right? Quiet! I told you to behave yourself.

Good...

Anyway, I heard that a song is so difficult ...

please everyone here like a donkey at dawn.

- Cock, Nick. Rooster. - What did you say?

Rooster.

I'm sorry. Like a rooster at dawn!

I bet your hair Is higher than your IQ.

What is that? A haircut or a launch pad?

Is a home for the spiders get together.

Look well. He's dying ...

I liked to sing a little song that here my friend Jake, composed.

It is very cool. I hope you think the same.

Baza, baza.

Two weeks for this? Wonderful.

It seems to be more 5 years of contract, beautiful shorts.

It's not over yet, Freddie.

Shut up, you're making me an ulcer!

Okay. If you want, you will have ...

So come on, guys. Let's get the rhythm, okay? Let's do this!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

If it's to die, I die my way.

- Hello, how are you tonight? - Better than you are!

If you want to be tougher, so let's be tougher? OK?

I liked that women beautiful say ... Yey!

Oh, come on ... I know that there are beautiful women here.

I want to hear you say ... Yey!

Now, I want to hear women who are horny saying ... Yey!

I knew you were there, huh?

Now, did you hear that, boys?

I want to hear the stallions say ... Yey!

Come on, I didn't say the maricon�s, said the stallions!

I want to hear you say ... Yey!

Ok, let's go!

Now, I want you say after me, okay?

Was...

A hole...

Continue� ...

No roof!

Tonight!

Thank you all.

- Are you safe for me? - On here?

Now see it! I think you have something that no longer belongs to you.

- Yes I know. - No, no, no. The contract!

You did very well, you know? You can do a great job here.

Have you signed with anyone?

- I'll send you the taxi bill, okay? - Wait, wait. I want to ask you something.

Is she any good?

Incredible! Fantastic ...

Good...

- Poor Freddie. - What do you mean, poor Freddie?

- He can't help being fallen for you. - Is it my fault?

- Yes, more or less. - Why?

Why? I mean...

- Look how you dress! - What about how I dress?

Nothing. Except you look like with a walking guitar.

When you stop wearing pants, that I get to see your print, we can talk.

I didn't think she noticed.

- This certainly can only be love. - Speak with pronouncement.

It can only be "amori"!

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