All language subtitles for Rhinestone.1984.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX p1

THE UNLOCKED YELLOW TAXI

Good night, Mr. Ugo.

It's always a good night
when you're rich, boy.

One moment, Mr. Ugo.

Wait! Get the new monogram
that my tailor did. Go!

Copies for everyone.

- What an ass.
- Yes, on your best day.

Hey, Mr. Electricity is
about to connect with your life.

- See you later.
- Fool.

My kid
tonight is great.

Thank you.

Okay, okay, okay.
Thanks.

I wanted you to know
I appreciate all this.

I'll take a break and drink some water.

And let the band change their shirts
or whatever else is wet.

Don't leave, because the show
of amateur talent will soon begin.

Fresh meat!
Fresh meat!

On top of them, animals.
On top of them.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Taxi!

How are you? Beautiful night.
Do you want a ride?

We want to go to a sushi bar.

Come on. You can come in.

Sushi, right?

I tell you, sushi bars
It is something that has been growing.

I see sushi bars
appear here, there.

Everywhere. Now,
confidentially, only for us ...

They don't think eating raw fish
is it bad for you?

For me it's like walking in a field
chewed by a cow, understand?

Now they are in America,
they have to eat Italian food.

- Ah, Ravioli.
- Ravioli. That's right.

Rock n Roll.
Caution.

Hey, hey, hey, my friend. Take your hands off
on top of the singer. � private property.

- See you later at our house?
- In our house?

- What time?
- How about next century, Freddie?

Woman who loves to Jew.
Who's hitting?

Hey, Maurie!
Look who's here.

- Forget this. I prefer to be home.
- Sit in my office. I want to talk.

Maurie, believe it or not, the kind who
you will see tonight the pure dynamite.

- How about a glass of fresh water?
- 3 beers and a whiskey with ice.

Don't work too hard, Jessie.

Hi, listen, thanks for
loan. You saved me.

- I'll pay you as soon as possible.
- Don't worry about it.

If it were with Freddie,
you know how the payment would be.

No wonder that
call it Public Relations

- Here comes the miserable sultan.
- How nice...

- Here she is!
- And ... here she goes!

Come on, dear ...
Tell me the truth.

Today you missed me,
didn't you?

No. And what a story it was
the one in our house?

Was mistake,
I meant my home.

I saved you or not
that artolas?

Freddie, don't involve me
in your fantasies.

I never wanted anything with you

I wouldn't go to your house even if there was a
ant plague and I work on it.

I like insecure women.

How about dinner after the show?
I pay, no problem.

I lost my appetite.

Hey, kid! Let me tell you something,
don't press too hard, okay?

What you'll see tonight is my new
discovery ... will be my new star.

That guy is going to give me a fortune,
for a change ... Do you understand me?

I haven't been bad for you.

Well, I have to admit that I like
to have you around ...

as a source of inspiration.

Forget dinner, lunch tomorrow?
I pay, no problem.

- When will I get my contract back?
- You know...

Freddie, there are 2 types of people
in this world and you are none of them.

Are you okay?

- Sorry for this.
- It doesn't matter, it was very interesting.

Yes, it's good for relaxing. Sometimes
I feel it growing inside me ...

like stress, so I scream ... YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! DEAR! Do you understand?

Stress and light sandwiches kill
more taxi drivers than anything.

Other than that, New York
It is a very cool place.

Ok, no sushi bar.
We want to go to a cowboy place.

Cowboys place!
That's right. I know a place.

I can't officially recommend it,
but I know a place like that.

Hold on.
Banzai!

Okay, calm down there,
your animals.

Okay ... Come on.
Behave yourself.

It's a serious moment
here at Rhinestone.

This is a very special night.
Ladies and gentlemen here at Rhinestone ...

Because tonight on this very stage,
we will witness the birth ...

of the fabulous new sensation
of country music.

Come see,
stop it!

Let's take a warm
Rhinestone reception ...

to the incredible,
the real cowboy ...

the effervescent, the intoxicant,
Mr. Elgart Brunson.

Hey Joao Mauz�o.

Shut up.

If you touch that one more time, Mr.
swallow it like an appetizer.

This guy is serious.

How can he be serious
if you have a duck on your shirt.

This is a song I wrote
for my girlfriend.

I left home when I was 22
but it never seemed like the right time

A man does what he has to do
if you have a scar on your soul

Like on his face and a
feeling of emptiness inside

It was the day that
my girlfriend died

I said he was good.
It's not over, wait.

It was a Sunday morning
in June and the sun was in the sky

I had a smile on my face
and everything seemed fine

Appeared without warning
like a storm

I knew for sure
that morning

She was going to be my bride

It was the day my
girlfriend died

Take it easy.

She wore a white dress and a bouquet�
I told her not to go plowing the field

Her beauty was infinite

But she had obligations
with the harvest

- Obligations with the harvest?
- Did he say obligations with the harvest?

And she went

I said "don't worry, I'll be right back" but the
dress got stuck in the wheel and dragged it

I was completely amazed
when I looked her in the eye

Oh my God,
I couldn't believe

The tractor cut off his head

Like hell the hand of destiny
managed to break it

Under the wheels
from her father's tractor

There was blood on the corn
and brains in the hay

Hay

I ran to her
but I just found

Pieces of my love
scattered everywhere

Big chunks
of my dear on the cold floor

Hey, this really happened
with my Loretta.

Blink from here.

I'm impressed. You must have a
special gift to bring someone like that.

Forget it. Maurie, next week
I will bring one that will blow this place up.

He comes from India and sings music
country better than anyone.

Wait until you see.

Wear the turban under the hat
and spurs on sandals. Bright.

I'm not interested.

But for this Mrs. maybe
she can do something.

Hey Hey hey.
She talks to me.

I have all
her contracts, my friend.

- You have my sympathy.
- See you next week.

- I don't believe you.
- What's it?

You waste time with any abnormal that
have a guitar and do nothing for me.

- Why are you so upset?
- Because, while I'm under contract ...

with a talentless like you,
I will never leave here.

What is needed for
finish my contract? What?

And don't say the same as usual.

I never said such a thing.
What's the matter with you? How about 30 minutes?

- Freddie.
- Yes?

You're just a selfish fool ...

who loses time trying to make
these amateurs in Rhinestone cowboys.

- Do you really think?
- Same.

If I had half a
opportunity could make ...

any amateur in a Rhinestone cowboy.
I would do better than you. You can believe it.

- Really?
- Seriously.

- Do you want to bet with me?
- Bet what?

That you can make any
clown in a Rhinestone cowboy?

- You bet.
- Then come, my angel, I tell you something.

I will give you two weeks,
after I found someone ...

will have all the
money you need.

What do you have to do?
candidate performs once live on stage ...

without being eaten by these
animals, to be a winner, mom!

OK?

- What do you have to bet?
- I bet the remaining 3 years of the contract.

If I win you rip the contract.

I love a woman of courage.
Okay. I'll tell you something.

If you win I will rip the contract.
If you lose, the contract will remain ...

plus 5 years added.

- And you sleep with me.
- I prefer to burn in hell ...

What's it? Anyway
come out big winner.

Okay, I accept the bet.
But let's get something right.

No abnormals, lepers or people
dead. Just normal people. Do you understand?

I mean, nobody
extraordinary like me.

Just normal people.

Go there.

- Good voice, what do you think?
- I think you're going to have an ugly death.

Will you sting with me, �?

Nice hearing, buddy.

We will.

- So?
- Come on, Freddie. Stop it.

What do you mean? This guy has
a natural musical talent. Look at that.

You're trying to find a way
that I have no chance whatsoever.

So, dear. Wake up
I agree and you are retreating.

I'm not backing down.
I never went back in my life.

You stepped back, stepped back, stepped back.

Okay, the next normal type
that appear to mine. The next one.

I tell you. The next one that appears
In front of me. Any.

Did you see that?
Did you see that?

Hey, where are you going?

I'll be right back.

Come back here, you rascal!
I know who you are!

Hey, listen.
Are you okay?

I'm really sorry, but
he crossed himself ahead.

The cowboy bar is down the street.
He's on that side.

I won't charge you anything,
but tipping is optional.

Look at this. Who will pay...
Has anyone seen anything?

A New York taxi driver
it is not a normal type.

Wait,
I didn't agree with that.

You are not waiting for me
make that a singer.

I know.

Where lepers walk
when you need one.

Well, it all seems quite simple.

I don't think you need any
diploma, surely no one ...

this table has one, except me ...

To understand
how the bet works.

So, what do you say?

- Where are you from?
- I come from New York ...

Ok, flirt, what
do you think of the bet? Say there.

- What bet?
- The bet on singing.

What are you enjoying? I don't like these
country things. You can only be kidding.

Besides, I'm trying
talk to her. Did you care?

So, blink.
Okay?

Are you interested in dancing?
And maybe have a romantic involvement.

Freddie, part of
I agree without weird.

Can't we choose someone else?

Wait a�.

A new taxi was
destroyed because of you.

At least you could be
friendlier, what do you think?

What do you mean,
because of me?

Because of you because I was looking
for you instead of looking at the traffic.

That's what I mean.

Oh Lord...
Another dog with heat.

Dog with heat?

Me, Nick?

You know, you're very good-looking.
There is no doubt about it, dear.

But I'm not that
desperate to meet anyone.

Wait a minute, friend.
Excuse. And the bet?

You can bet I'm
outgoing and earned.

Happy continuation ...

I'm here.

Hey, wait a�.
Come here.

I have something
important to tell you.

What time do you want to come?
your house tonight?

What are you talking about?

It seems you didn't understand
but you lost the bet.

So, when
do I get my prize?

Listen there, Dr. Love Strange,
the bet is over, he didn't accept it!

Honey, this pain of
it's up to you, not mine.

Let me ask you ...
Do you prefer above or below?

You'll be under the Hudson River
if you don't leave me alone, Freddie.

I like kids who play hard.
It's good.

So, this is your lucky night.

Because you are 2 seconds away from getting
that horrible spoiled sports coat.

Wait a second.
I won, you lost, so you pay.

- Get back, Freddie.
- Do it again. Go there.

If you want to insist on this
stupid bet, fine.

But you gave me two weeks, remember?

And the next time
feel romantic ...

- Yes...
- Don't call me.

Why don't you try at the Zoo?

Come here.

- Accident? What accident?
- Don't you know? On the west side.

We didn't have any
accident tonight.

She wrinkled the entire right side of the taxi.

Oh yes?

There was no accident last night.
It was probably from another company.

No. It said "Taxis S and J" on the door.
I saw it myself.

- How was the driver?
- Like a bully.

Type...

That one.

Tony, so how are you?

You're different this morning.
Did you take a risk in half?

- Tony, come on. I can explain.
- What's this?

What?

- This.
- This?

This! This!

This is a little bit wrinkled.

Bit wrinkled? That was
a collision. �s what? Crazy?

I strayed to no
cripple an old lady.

You better cripple her
than my car.

You know what happened last
that ended my cars?

He can't walk.

Tony, take it easy.

You can see that it's a
very emotional person.

Your face is turning red.
I'm also an emotional guy.

See my eyes.
I didn't sleep all night.

I love my job. I love the company.
I even dressed like a taxi!

Look at the taxi ... I want you out of here.
Get out of here in that horrible outfit ...

and that stupid dominion.
I want everyone out of here.

And take Mae West with you, okay?

- Are you insulting my clothes?
- This outfit right here.

The clothes I'm wearing?

These horrible clothes, right here.
I want it all out of here.

Forgets. You don't appreciate anything about fashion.
I resign.

You really are an idiot, not you.

- You did well, Humpty Dumpty.
- Who's the Humpty Dumpty?

Hey, look. I didn't want to
that you were fired.

Will you do me a big favor?
Get out of my way. Okay?

I can help you.

Yes, making me lose my job,
his Bimba Pac�via.

- Bimba?
- No, Bimba Pac�via!

You can't talk to me like that.

Can't I? Okay.
Read me my lips, Little Daisy.

Some people may
find you very cute ...

But me, Nick, I think it's ridiculous
do not accept a rejection.

Why don't you leave while the
hay cart is shaken. Okay?

You can always
get another job, you know?

Are you a counselor? I like this
job. I have good memories here.

Bad memories.

- Hey!
- What?

Listen, maybe I can do it
your work back.

And how do you do that?
Do you ask the Fairy Godmother a favor?

Freddie said he paid
all expenses of the bet.

We can say that they are accepted
enter if he pays for the arrangement.

- Can you do that?
- I can do that.

- Will he do that?
- He'll do it!

- Are you sure?
- For sure.

- Can we go see Freddie?
- Okay, but don't take advantage of me.

Ah, so! Who do you think I am?
Santa Claus? I saw the damage of that taxi.

I loved seeing you at
"Soldiers of Fortune".

We are talking about maybe 2000
dollars to get the car like new.

Does she have a sister?

If you think I'm going to drop 2000 dollars for
this clown, you better think again.

- Clown?
- It's just a word, yes?

Is he the sensitive type?

- Unpaid, I win. The contract is mine.
- Wait. Wait. Wait a minute.

- Okay.
- Hello, doll.

- If you win ...
- It was from radiation, huh?

I pay for the arrangement. I will
show you what kind of man I am.

I will put AM and FM radio, air conditioning
and automatic windows. What you say?

- Put it all on paper.
- Combined.

Don't forget to put on perfume when I
to receive my prize. I love it!

Can you speak softly, please?
We'd better go.

- Hey, what are you waiting for? We will.
- Wait, we still haven't agreed my price.

What price? You said that
you wanted the arrangement, didn't you?

No, no. She said that. I really,
Freddie ... I wish I had ...

I would like to have my own taxi.

- What?
- Yes.

Wait.
Wait. Wait!

Have you ever sung live,
In front of an audience, huh?

No, never.

What do you think of music
country? Come on, tell me.

It is worse than liver.

Worse than liver.
This is a very serious hate

We have a deal.
Get him out of here.

- Thankful, Beautiful space.
- Yes thanks.

- Take care.
- Have a good two weeks.

He was upset with me
because I ordered a taxi, right?

Let's think like that, you didn't
nothing to lose, you did well.

We need to rehearse,
we have to start soon.

I need to sing a song.
How difficult can it be?

Yes, but you also have to learn
to act accordingly.

Let me tell you something. � tradition in
Rhinestone destroy any new singer.

- Do you play any instruments?
- I play some notes at the home organ.

Listen to this, because you're not going to
my house teach me new music?

Go to your house? I imagine it is for
show me your organ, right?

Why do you think I'm lying to you?
I really have a big organ!

Thank you.

Okay, let's go to your house
and show me your organ.

But I warn you, it's better
let music come out of it.

You can believe it.

FUNERAL MARTINELLI AGENCY

- Do you live in a funeral home?
- No, I live on top. We will

Let's go on my private elevator.

- Where are we going?
- Let's go to the penthouse.

And why don't we go for
front door like everyone?

You can, if you don't mind going through
corpses, coffins, zombies and things like that.

So come on, don't tear
my curtains.

Okay, jump over here.

Because someone in the world lives
over a funeral home?

Because she's my father's.

- Where is the organ?
- In the organ room, of course.

- In the organ room?
- Yes. They don't all have one.

Here he is. I told you
who had a large organ.

- It is even a great organ.
- That's right. Well, I'll let you warm up.

I don't think so.

- Why don't you start and play something?
- Like what?

- It doesn't matter. Anything.
- Anything?

- Anything.
- now.

This thing needs harmony.

Thank you and good night!
Didn't I tell you I knew how to sing?

Until the next tour.

What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you crazy?

You can. Crazy.
Look there.

May your mother speak to the angels,
Are you okay? Sorry. Excuse me.

Listen, dad ...
I'm sorry for ...

Sorry ... I told you about 50 times,
no singing at work.

Okay.

- Who's the cowgirl?
- Jake, this is my dad. Dad, Jake.

- Good.
- I mean, how are you?

I know what it means. I read.

- Stay for lunch?
- No.

Yes, thank you.

- No Tutti-Frutti, you know?
- It's out of my report, I swear.

What?

Mamma mia ...

This kid has a body!
My God!

Can you handle it?

- I'll try.
- If you don't call me, do you understand?

- Okay.
- Call me. I will be here.

I know.

- Call me, guys.
- I call.

It's the father.

So, how do you call those
screams and arms rattling?

So, the organ is
a little out of tune.

In addition, first
I never said it was that good.

And I need training.

If you're going to sing country music, you'll have to
think, walk, talk and sleep with her.

Why we don’t talk about
that during lunch?

It's agreed!

Friendly ...
You are a beautiful lady ...

You eat like this every day
or intend to open a restaurant?

Thank you, mother. It was great.
No, this is normal. Why?

For nothing, I've seen entire cities
consume less than this.

In addition, it will be very
different where we go.

Where are we going?

- Yes, where are you going?
- I'll take you to my house.

- Where is the house?
- In Tennessee.

But this is his house,
you don't need to go the other way.

But he won't learn
nothing new here, guys.

Now that's it.

He already learned everything he needed.
His brain stopped growing. Capito?

He doesn't need to go to
nowhere to learn anything.

Mother, I don't want to hurt
your feelings. But...

What did you mean by,
his brain stopped growing?

Do you have a microscope on my head?

You lack maturity.

- Am I not mature?
- No. See how you dress, just look.

Honestly, Nick ...

If you don't do anything as it should be here,
how are you gonna do there?

Forget it.
Just a pastry chef.

Nick, my son.
I almost died when you were born.

But don't see a cowboy.
Please.

They even catch diseases
for sleeping with animals.

If we go out we rent your room.
Are you listening?

You'll be ashamed and
yourself, stupid.

Wait, no one will embarrass anyone.
This man will be a country singer.

He will win the bet, he will win
my contract and he will win the taxi.

But the main thing is that he goes there.

Well, I appreciate the hospitality and
the fact that I gave birth to this boy.

And now, I promise that the food
with pizza, once a day, okay?

Are you coming?

Mother, then get me
a copy of that speech.

Mom! Mother ... Okay.
Okay. I swear...

- If you can't take it, call me. I'm here.
- I'll call you.

- Do you promise? Turns on!
- Take care!

Visit
Leipers Fork
Again

Caution. What is this, a concentration
of sheep? Watch your shoes!

Are they killer sheep?

What a beautiful reception.

You came to learn about country music,
so why not start right now.

- Come on.
- Did they want my shoes?

Hi, Jake.
How are you?

Hello, Miss Tubbs.
How are you? Nice to see you.

Hello, Hugem. Mr. Polk.
Have you seen my dad?

Not yet today.

I want you to know
a friend of mine from New York ...

This is Nick Martinelli.

Good.

- We greet that way.
- Do you want to see Nick answer?

How is everything, companions?

Oh, very mature, Nick.
There is the dad.

WELCOME TO HOME, JAKE

Don't be smart
You are here to learn.

- What are you doing?
- A piano.

Goodbye.

- He's a bit slow, isn't he?
- Quite slow.

- Oh, how I missed you.
- I missed you too, dear.

- Look, you look beautiful.
- Thank you, Dad.

I want you to meet someone.
This one is Nick.

Good.

- What is he doing?
- Try to say good, differently.

- Oh, hello.
- How are you?

- I am fine.
- Good.

Well, I can't wait
to go home!

Can you take the bags?

Excuse me. It's done.
Thank you. Bags, ok.

Honey, he's kind of slow, isn't he?

Oh, he looks good, dad

Hens radius.

What I don't understand is what
happens if you lose the bet?

That's what I was going to ask.
What does Freddie earn?

Nothing, I just don't get
my contract back.

- Is that it?
- That's it.

So, some news
around here, daddy?

Lem Kerner bought a new pig ...

It has the biggest tomatoes
that I’ve ever seen in my life.

Bigger than that
Starkwell's red?

- I think so.
- Really?

I thought of passing there to
let’s have a look at it.

Okay.

Would you like to see it too, Nick?

- Big tomatoes?
- Yes.

No, thanks. I already had
enough emotions for one day.

Okay.

BAND WILD BAND

- What do you think of Nick?
- With a little work it will work.

- No, I mean you and him?
- Oh, Daddy, don't be ridiculous.

I don't think it's ridiculous.
A father just wants his baby girl ...

find a good guy
and nod.

The last time you told me that
you introduced me to Barnett Kale.

I'm sorry for that.

Speaking of Barnett, he knows you're
and Nick is here too.

He better stay away from me
and away from Nick too.

Enough of rehearsals.
But let's call our ...

new singer and see
what he is capable of doing.

- Come on, Nick.
- now.

There's always a first time.

Hey, good to see you, Tennessee.
It's great to be here.

And I want to thank everyone for
come to mine, you see ...

first live concert.

I have a special song
that reminds me of my neighborhood.

Something like that ...

This viola needs to be tuned.

That was scary, son.

For a minute I thought
that you were going to explode.

- Let me try again.
- No!

Why don't you tell me
really how do you feel?

Let me show you how ...

a true musician
country moves.

- Is this, just this movement?
- This is country.

This is rigor mortis.

You're funny.
Show me a chord.

- Do you know how to play some country music?
- If I can play country? Nick?

Get back.

- Wait. You'll end up crippling yourself.
- I thought you were doing well.

Relax ...
and follow me.

Can we go see that pig now?

It's a bit rushed.
Country is not.

- Oh my.
- But he'll be country, dad.

We just need
focus it on country.

The first thing a cowboy
learn to ride a horse.

- Are these normal procedures?
- There is nothing normal here.

- Seriously. How am I doing?
- The cow and you are not in tune.

You mean we don't agree?
Stop this Big Mac, okay?

Something is tight here.

- This is a horse.
- I thought so.

- You can have parties. It doesn't bite you.
- Pretty boy.

There are two things you have
to remember about horses.

First, never go through
behind him. It can kick you.

- And that's the other one.
- There goes the dance contest.

Come on, Nick. Try to have fun.

Touch those spoons.
Are you going to tell me this isn't fun?

Much.

I thought you would like it. Come on, Nick.
Don't be so square.

Too much.

Come on, try again.

I know a guy who's so ugly ...

that has to hang a
pork chop on the neck ...

for the dog to play with it.

No, no. You have to talk
with some feeling, Nick.

Act like you feel that.

- Say again.
- Okay.

I know a guy who's so ugly ...

that has to hang a
pork chop on the neck ...

for the dog to play with it.
Very well!

- Wait.
- Are you going to correct me?

Yes, a real cowboy mix
always the peas with the puree.

It is really valuable information.

- What are you doing now?
- I try to get some butter.

The idea is to dip the bread in the sauce.

I don't want to dip the bread in the sauce.

I have other plans for
the bread and involves butter.

I'm just trying
tell you how we do it.

I know how you don't.

You don't know, that's for sure.

You will let me eat mine
food my way, or what?

You are here to learn the basics.

The basic? So you want
basic, how do you do?

Okay.
It's agreed.

Beautiful food.
Let me taste that.

How tasty.

That's really immature, Nick.

At least I'm not a slob.

What?

What, what? You have been
a melga since I got here.

Come on, eat like this,
talk like this. Give me a break.

I'm trying to give you a
chance to do something with life.

But you just want to have fun.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing. Unless your future is
at stake and you act like a stray.

Bummer?

A goddamn stray. You don't want to work,
you don't even know the meaning of that word.

Nicholas, go.

- Where are you going?
- For the gutter, I want to relax.

Stray radius.
He called me melga.

Imagine it!

Will you pass me the bread, please?

Dad, don't you think that
Am I a slime? Right?

Good...

Tell me the truth.

Okay,
but pass me the bread first.

Let it be...

It's too dark. This �
what I call a lot of darkness.

OK.

Thanks God.
I'll be nice for a year. Taxi.

Well.

- How is everything?
- Goes into.

My car is right there, not
I need a ride. Thanks anyway.

Why don't you come in?

No, for nothing. I'm just doing it here
an inspection on the country roads ...

How about this road, is it good?
This street ... The floor?

I said ... Come in.

Look there friend, I said
that I'm working on.

Better get it out of here
before I call the police.

You are creating a traffic jam.

A catano! Without a doubt the killer
of the hatchet. What do I do here?

I'm going to have to deal with these guys.

What fixolas, country music.
On here...

Thanks to table C by the palms.
Grateful.

Well, I will now take a break
to the cause and I'll be right back.

This is not a public,
It's a drag.

I like my beer with
plenty of foam. Do you see?

Hey, it's the city, isn't it?

- The greatest ...
- Ah, Knoxville?

New York.

You see ... Pizzas,
nightclubs, room service.

New York. Hey, listen ...
This guy is from New York.

Speak quietly. I want to stay in mine.
I don't want to be the center of attention.

Do me that favor.

So ... how are the boys
the old mafia these days?

Well. Business is improving.
The right things are done. They're killing.

Let me ask you something.

How to take heroin?

- Excuse?
- How is it, when you inject yourself, hero�na?

How I hate cowboys.

Cowboys? Cowboys? Where? Where?
Bring an exterminator here.

It's a bit weird.
A real Tuscany, not us.

Don't be offended, friend.

- I'm just in conversation with you.
- Yes...

So, what's your name,
city boy?

Nick Martinelli.

Well, don't tell me ...
Mine too.

I'm just messing with you.
No, actually ...

Barnett ...
Barnett Kale.

Don't tell me ...
Mine too.

Listen, why not
we drink about 1000 beers ...

and tell me what
takes place in the big city m�.

What's going on in the city ...
Okay, it can be.

Two beers here
to my friend.

You will not tell me that your
hobby are autopsies, right?

What is this, a slug trail?

Sorry, he's not in bed.

Good morning, mom.
Bring me coffee and some eggs.

I'm lying in the mud,
looking at a duck.

Nick?

Good.

- What are you doing?
- I'm fine with Duffy and his friends.

- I'm terrible.
- You look terrible.

Thank you.

� well done that you are
with a hangover and a stomach ache.

How did you manage to get home?

I came to crawl.

But I really dragged myself.
You should be proud of me.

See you later, guys.
It was cool.

- What did you do last night?
- Well, me and the other guy drank a lot ...

We drank so much ... It was more fun
than seeing a dog trapped with heat.

We drank so much that we could
fill the hole of a mole.

Why are you talking like that?

Well, I heard the guy talking like that
all night and it seemed like fun.

- It wouldn't sound fun if I tried.
- Because you sound like Beb�-Hitler.

So to be accurate
make it look fun?

Something like that ... It seems crazy,
but it is able to work.

How are you going to do it to be fun?

How about you bring that
your fun friend to help us?

It seems to me...
I tell you ...

It's more fun than
than a cricket in trousers.

- What does that mean?
- I don't know. None of this makes sense to me.

So who is this fun guy?

Ah ... It was ...
Kale.

- Barnett?
- Kale!

- Barnett Kale? The F.D.M!
- Yes that's right.

I don't believe it! The Barnett
did nothing else in life ...

Other than lying, cheating and
treat me badly my whole life.

- Don't tell me she was upset.
- I'm upset by mistakes and ...

You can raise hell and
say what you want here ...

Unless
don't want to live anymore ...

I wouldn't say the name,
Barnett Kale, this way. Never!

So maybe it's better
don't invite him to lunch, right?

No.

I can't deal with
domestic problems.

Was good.
It was really good.

I want to apologize for
what happened down there.

I didn't know you and that guy
they had been through this thing.

- We sang together.
- Just like we do?

More or less.

But you don't have to worry.

Don't say that.
Because I like to get involved ...

with the stories of
people's past.

It's a hobby for me.
Therefore...

Why don't you count here
to old Nick, okay?

Okay. He was the one who
started me in this business ...

He started drinking and I left.
It was so.

- It was so?
- That's it.

I have little time to teach you
everything i know about country ...

I do not promise that
it will always be fun,

but I will try
don't be too boring.

For music.

I hadn't met you,
first of all,

if you didn't have me
called a bummer.

- Is it my fault, then?
- It's not your fault.

But you know, it looks like
my whole life ...

I walked around that
story of the bummer.

I had a cousin ...

He was a professional bummer.

The two dudes
who grew up with me ...

Undoubtedly they are strayers too.

And the kid that I took to
prom...

I wasn't a bitch.
It was like,

a lady's bag,
of all. Therefore...

It can be said that my life
has been hanging around with stray.

My dog died too.
Didn't I tell you?

- No, you didn't tell me.
- Tragic.

It's funny, Nick.
Do you really want your own taxi?

Oh yes ... as much as you
you want your contract back.

So you will have to work
not as hard as me.

And I will help you hard if you
help to be less boring, can it be?