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Good morning, Ron.
Morning.
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I know how much you enjoy paperwork,
but don't hover.
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Nice bench.
Is that new?
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No, that's been there
since the '90s.
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What are you doing for
your birthday on Friday?
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Nothing. I never...
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Aha!
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Oh, God.
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Birthday,birthday, birthday
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It's your birthday
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It's your birthday,and I know when it is
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Ron refuses to tell anyone
when his birthday is.
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He's even had it redacted
on all government documents.
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Three years of investigations,
phone calls,
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Freedom of Information Act requests,
and still, I had nothing,
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until a well-placed bribe to a
gentleman at Baskin-Robbins revealed
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Ron's birthday is on Friday.
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Damn it. I was so careful.
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Well, you blew it.
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All for a free scoop
of Rum Raisin.
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Was it worth it,
Ron? Was it?
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I command you
to do nothing.
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I'm not gonna do nothing.
I'm gonna do something.
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And it's gonna
be really big.
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I have a lot of years
to make up for.
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I don't like loud noises
and people making a fuss,
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and I especially don't like
people celebrating
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because they know a piece of
private information about me.
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Plus, the whole thing
is a scam.
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Birthdays were invented
by Hallmark to sell cards.
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They put up a fence.
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Who?
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No!
What's that?
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There's a small park on the line
between Pawnee and Eagleton, and...
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Last night Eagleton put up
a fence around their side
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to keep us disgusting Pawnee
hobos off their precious land.
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There's even a security guard.
You got to show Eagleton I.D. to get in.
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Eagleton is a bunch
of rich snobs.
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And that's coming from
someone who has a Mercedes.
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With a Harman Kardon Logic
7 surround-sound system.
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Who builds a fence to keep
kids out of a playground?
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Three words,
Lindsay Carlisle Shay.
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Who?
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Lindsay Carlisle Shay and I
used to be best friends.
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We worked together at the
Pawnee Parks Department.
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Then she went to work
in Eagleton
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and "fixed her deviated septum" and
lost 35 pounds and lost something else.
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What was it again?
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Oh, yeah. Her soul.
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Is the Eagleton side really that
much better than the Pawnee side?
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To be fair, yeah.
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Our side is this scrappy
piece of land
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where kids go to smash
fluorescent light tubes.
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But it has a lot of heart.
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That's what people always
say when something sucks.
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We should stand up
for our town, okay?
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Pawneeans are just
as good as Eagletonians,
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although on average,
we are several inches shorter
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and 80 pounds heavier.
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People in Eagleton
are straight up mean to us.
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I would never set foot
over there.
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But it's the only place that I can get
my Bumble and Bumble hair care products,
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so I'm there
every eight days.
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Okay, well, I am on
"Operation No More Fence,"
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so I'm putting you in charge of "Operation
Ron's Party, colon, Shock And Awe."
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I am all over it.
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I just need you to do
what's on that list.
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Leslie has a lot of qualities
I find horrifying.
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But the worst one by far
is how thoughtful she can be.
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It's the only park
in our neighborhood.
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I mean, where are my kids
supposed to play, the rock quarry?
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There's rocks in there.
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Why don't we just set fire to the fence?
You know, set it ablaze.
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That's arson.
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Well, let's leave that up to the
lawyers. The point is, it would work.
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Why don't we build a fence
around their fence?
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Why?
It would give us two fences,
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so if they needed to get to their
fence for maintenance and whatnot,
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their pants might get caught.
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My son Joey tried to scale that
fence to play on the Eagleton side,
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and he fell
and hurt his arm.
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You need to get those people
to tear that fence down.
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This woman's right.
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I promise you,
citizens of Pawnee,
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and sweet, brave Joey,
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I will tear down
that fence.
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Okay, I'm just gonna suggest one
more time that we burn it down.
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But whatever
you guys think.
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Yeah. Great.
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Yes, hi.
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I have a question about
your inflatable saxophones.
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Do those come
in different sizes?
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I'm gonna need
about 40 dozen of those.
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Also, what about your
neon gangster fedora hats?
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That was rude.
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Whatever's going on here,
stop it immediately.
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I was just talking
on the phone.
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To whom?
It was personal.
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I would never make a work-related call.
You know that.
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Lindsay!
Leslie Knope.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Has it really been
five years?
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It has.
You look amazing.
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Thank you. This place hasn't changed
a bit. Still loveable, but grimy.
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Hello, there. I'm Ben Wyatt.
I'm assistant city manager...
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Hi, Dan.
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Ben.
It's not important.
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It won't come up again.
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This is Ann.
She is my best friend.
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Hi.
Now.
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And she's a nurse,
and she works at a hospital.
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Oh.
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Nice to meet you. I'm sorry.
It's just, nursing...
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You must be
so tired and sad.
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It's really nice outside.
Shall we speak in my courtyard?
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Yeah.
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Well, thank you so much
for stopping by.
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I was passing through
Pawnee anyway.
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I do a lot of charity
work here.
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There's only so much
you can do.
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You know, I found a picture
of you from back in the day.
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Oh.
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Look at that.
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Let me get a closer look.
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So let's talk
about Lafayette Park.
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Oh, yes. The fence.
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I'm only trying
to protect our children.
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Come on, Lindsay,
this isn't you.
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When we used to work
here together,
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we loved the fact
that parks were for everyone.
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That's what makes
them so great.
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You know what's
really great?
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A private park
that's not for everyone.
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Wowsers.
What do you care?
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It's just a crappy
little park.
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Well, someone
once told me
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that there's no such thing
as small parks,
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just small ideas.
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Hmm.
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And that someone
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was this woman.
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You can take it if you want.
I have many copies and the negatives.
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And I have a JPEG.
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The fence stays up.
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Lindsay, if we...
Sweetie,
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and I mean this
in the nicest possible way,
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Pawnee is and always will be
a dirty, little nightmare
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from which you will
never wake up.
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But it was good
seeing you.
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What? I'm not asleep.
I'm awake.
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I'm wide awake,
and I got my eyes on you.
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That's what I would've said if I
had thought of it in the moment.
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What did I say instead?
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Wow! This is where
they have their public forums?
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Yeah, it's not
that great.
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They had a valet.
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Yes, Eagleton is
nicer than Pawnee.
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And, yes, because of their cupcake factory,
the air always smells like vanilla.
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Oh, yeah.
Wow.
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But their people are not
inherently better than our people.
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The only thing they beat us in is
life expectancy, beauty pageants,
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and average income.
Who cares?
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Factoid alert.
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Eagleton was founded
by former Pawneeans.
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Pawnee was established
in May of 1817.
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And by July,
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finding the smell unpleasant
and the soil untenable,
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all the wealthy people
evacuated to Eagleton.
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Hello, Pawnee.
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Welcome to our public forum.
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Hi, I'm Thomas
Montgomery Haverford.
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Okay.
Well, nice outfit.
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What, did you just come
from the stables?
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Yes. I was just
at the stables.
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You look like
you've been working hard.
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You have a million
fly-aways right now.
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Would you like to borrow
a mirror or a self-help book?
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I would not.
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I would like you to get off
your high horse, Lindsay.
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Pun intended.
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You know if I had your job,
there would be no fence there.
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Well, you don't have my job because
you knew you couldn't handle it.
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The forum is beginning.
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We've got a little bit
of Eagleton business,
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and then I'll introduce you.
Great.
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Look how pretty
the people are.
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Hey, Ron.
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How's the street parking
at your house?
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What?
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Can you handle, like, 20 cars
or a double-decker party bus?
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There is no street parking
at my house.
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My house is not even
on a street.
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Do you have space
for, like, a huge circus tent?
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Hey, Ron. Have you seen...
What the hell?
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No!
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Oh!
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Well, looks like there won't be
any balloons for the birthday boy.
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These were for a sick child
at the hospital.
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My office, now.
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I don't work for you.
Don't care.
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Decisions, decisions.
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I think I'm gonna go with the porcini
mushrooms and boursin, s'il vous pla�t.
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...that the Eagleton-Pawnee fencedoes a lot more harm than it does good.
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Hello. I'm Bertram Rolands,
a citizen of Eagleton.
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With all due respect,
Ms. Knope,
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can't you just clean up
your side of the park,
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put some new equipment there?
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Well, we would loveto do that,
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but, unfortunately,money is tight right now.
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Hello. I'm Christine Porter.
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I want to respectfully say
that I'm in favor of the fence.
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I see it as a kind
of punishment for Pawnee
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that might inspire your
town to clean up its act.
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Well, I would liketo respectfully say
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that any child should be ableto play in any park,
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regardless of wealthor status.
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Anyway, this isJoey Plunkett.
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Joey, wave to the audience.
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Oh, you can't, becauseyou broke your arm
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climbing that fence.
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I can wave with this arm.
No, you can't.
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Both your arms are broken.
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All due respect,
I recognize that boy.
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He was caught selling
fireworks to Eagleton kids.
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Well, with more due respect,
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a lot of boys do that in our town.You cannot be sure that he is the one.
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This is a perfect example of
how we're going to help you.
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Here's to you, Joey,
and your mother
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and to every Pawnee citizen
who might have a bright future
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if they fundamentally change
everything about themselves.
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Thanks to Leslie Knope.
I'm not done.
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Isn't she trying
her hardest?
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So cute and so good.
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I'm only gonna ask
you this once.
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What is going on
with my birthday?
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Oh, my God. Ron,
it's your birthday.
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Happy Birthday.
Shut your damn mouth.
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This is a fun conversation.
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Just tell me what
Leslie is planning.
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Honestly, I don't know.
I haven't heard anything.
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Why don't you tell me what she
did for your last birthday?
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Oh, well,
that was intense.
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She totally surprised me.
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She kidnapped me
from work,
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and then she took me
to that place, Se�or Vega's,
246
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you know, where
the mariachi band comes out.
247
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They put a big sombrero on you, and
then everybody sings "Happy Birthday"?
248
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Damn it.
249
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,907
And then we went
back to my house,
250
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,607
and she invited
basically everyone I knew,
251
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,242
and she had this great guy
doing face painting,
252
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,752
and I had my face painted
like a fairy tiger.
253
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Ugh.
254
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,917
Also, she did it, like,
a week before my birthday,
255
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which is genius,
'cause I had no idea it was coming.
256
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,959
And then there was
a bouncy castle.
257
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,190
Did you know they made
those for adults?
258
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,253
Mmm-hmm.
259
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,633
Maybe I'll change it up this time.
Can I try the andouille sausage?
260
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Tom, let's go.
What? No.
261
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,373
Hey, not you too.
262
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,740
It's gross. I don't like it.
It's disgusting.
263
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,811
Did you guys get
your public forum gift bag?
264
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,472
There's an iPod touch in here.
265
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,712
Man, she used to not be like this.
Eagleton really changed her.
266
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,583
Yeah, what exactly happened
between the two of you, anyway?
267
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,179
Five years ago, Eagleton
offered me that job.
268
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And you said no?
Are you insane?
269
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,617
I talked it over with Lindsay,
and we made a pact
270
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that we would stay
in Pawnee together
271
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and work hard and fight to make
Pawnee a better place to live.
272
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,568
And then they offered her the job,
and she took it and disappeared.
273
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Wow.
274
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Verbena-scented soy candles!
275
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You want me
to do what, now?
276
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Send Leslie somewhere on an assignment,
a conference or something,
277
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:01,511
and make her take April and
freeze their bank accounts.
278
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I don't understand.
Is Leslie's work unsatisfactory?
279
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,322
No, it has nothing to do
with her work.
280
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I don't want
to get into it.
281
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,158
Ron, look,
this is me, okay?
282
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You know you can talk
to me about anything.
283
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:17,363
Well, it's my birthday
on Friday.
284
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,700
Hey! Happy Birthday.
285
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,537
I'm ending this right now.
I'm just gonna leave early and go home.
286
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,708
Unless...
287
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,012
That's exactly what
she wants me to do.
288
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,652
All right, everybody
just grab a bag and open it up
289
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,286
and then try to find
some dirty stuff in there.
290
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:40,382
What are you doing?
291
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:43,121
Eagleton treats us like garbage.
We're gonna treat them like garbage.
292
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,753
We're gonna take
these bags of trash,
293
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,559
and we're gonna throw it over
to their side of the park.
294
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,658
And then we're just gonna let the
stink and the raccoons run wild.
295
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,536
Well, isn't that just playing
right into what they think of you?
296
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,171
Oh, my God. What am I thinking?
Let's just stop this.
297
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,668
Put everything
back in the truck.
298
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,337
Let's back it up.
No, no, no, no.
299
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,381
Leslie, you promised we could
throw garbage everywhere.
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,909
Wow.
301
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,919
I didn't expect to see the
whole Parks Department here,
302
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,286
although it is, sadly,
one of the nicest spots in town.
303
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,325
I am so sick
of this, Lindsay.
304
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,553
Wait, Leslie.
I've got this.
305
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,791
You listen to me,
Lindsay Carlisle Shay.
306
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,525
Why don't you take
your fancy dog,
307
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,930
get in your Escalade,
308
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,866
and if you have
any job openings,
309
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,164
maybe you should let
me know about 'em.
310
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,864
Come on, man.
No!
311
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,772
I'm sick of
being treated
312
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:32,709
like I'm not willing to relocate
to Eagleton, because I am!
313
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,577
So here's what
you could do, lady.
314
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,705
Take this resume
315
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,684
and shove it into
your human resources slot.
316
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,486
Oh, yeah!
Shove it there!
317
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,546
No.
318
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:49,787
You might have a fancy car
and a mahogany purse,
319
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,261
or whatever rich people have,
320
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,628
but I remember something
that you're trying to forget.
321
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,564
You're a Pawnee girl.
322
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,434
No, Leslie, I'm not.
323
00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,869
Well, then why do you
come here at dinnertime
324
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,100
and get takeout from the
legendary J.J.'s Diner?
325
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,037
It's not for me.
326
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,004
These waffles make
great dog laxatives.
327
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,637
Don't you dare
328
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,849
feed that waffle to that dog
to get it to poop.
329
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,883
Sambuca need to make?
330
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,285
There you go.
331
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,387
Leslie.
How dare you?
332
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,856
No!
- Get her, Leslie!
333
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,722
No!
334
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,660
Garbage fight!
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00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:26,720
Ugh!
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