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Miss Bennet, you must be frozen.
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(Knocking)
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Sorry. Can you let me in?
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- Miss Price.
- Thank you.
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I do not understand.
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Miss Bennet came as you instructed.
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You invited her, yes? She came.
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Can you give me a hand?
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You must get this girl into bed.
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Her fever does not abate.
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It's paracetamol. They'll bring down
her temperature. Let's just...
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You sit up.
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Here you go.
Can you pass?
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(Footsteps)
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(Knock at door)
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Charles, I've taken the liberty
of ordering the fayton
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- to take Miss Price back to Longbourn.
- What?
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No, no, no, no. Miss Price must stay here.
She is the best possible nurse.
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She has paracetomoles.
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Then of course she must remain.
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Miss Price,
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the night we... spoke
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on the terrace,
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I must confess,
I cannot stop thinking of your lips, of...
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God help me, Miss Price,
your tongue...
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Stay there. Stay.
I never meant for that to happen.
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I'd been drinking. I was disorientated.
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But I'm drawn to you.
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I'm a man.
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Well, I'm a woman and I'm drawn...
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to other women.
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You...
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You mean, there really are ladies who...
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steer the punt from the Cambridge end?
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You bet.
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The other night I got carried away
and I'm sorry
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but nothing like it
is ever going to happen again.
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With me. Ever.
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It might, on the other hand,
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happen with her.
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Can't you see?
It's her you love, not me.
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Open your eyes, Mr Bingley,
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and see.
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Thank you. Oh.
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I'm not that big on seafood.
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Miss Price does not care for oysters.
You may bring her the next course.
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I have exchanged places, Mr Darcy,
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with my friend Elizabeth.
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She is another sister of Miss Bennet.
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I expect you've heard great reports
of Elizabeth's sparkling wit.
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About Miss Bennet,
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you lied.
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Why?
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I know you're supposed to be abrupt
but that's a bit stark.
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I'm always stark with liars.
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Elizabeth, what can I say?
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You're welcome to him, miserable sod.
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Miss Price, you have an appetite
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to be proceeding so quickly to the larks,
ahead of Mr Darcy.
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Bring Miss Price another leash of birds.
She is manifestly famished.
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Oh.
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Now I shall not say another word.
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Clearly I have interrupted
a most fluid and informed conversation.
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- How does Miss Bennet, Charles?
- Better.
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Miss Price is most adroit
in her treatment of the sick.
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Mr Bingley, have you considered
giving a ball at Netherfield?
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Wouldn't it be a fun way
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to bring together people who...
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need to be brought together?
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How I envy Miss Price, to be so inspirited
by the mere thought of music
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that it quite sweeps away all anxiety
for her friend.
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After dinner you must play for us
at the pianoforte.
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No, no, no. I insist.
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I'm sorry, I can't play.
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This.
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The instrument
is not to your satisfaction?
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Charles, you must send for another
immediately.
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She means
she cannot play the piano.
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Any piano.
Is that the truth of it, Miss Price?
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How singular. But she can sing?
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Of course she can sing.
All ladies can sing.
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- My sister shall accompany you.
- No!
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That won't be necessary.
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I will sing a song
my mother used to sing to me...
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when I was little.
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♪ When you're alone
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♪ And life is making you Ionely,
you can always go
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♪ Downtown
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♪ When you've got worries
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♪ All the noise and the hurry
seem to help, I know
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♪ Downtown
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♪ Just listen to the music
of the traffic in the city
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♪ La-la-la la-la-la
and the neon lights are pretty
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♪ How can you lose
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♪ The lights are much brighter there
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♪ You can forget all your troubles
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♪ Forget all your cares
and go downtown
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♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪
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What an instructive evening.
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If all else fails, Miss Price, you shall not
want for supper, for you can sing.
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Good night, gentlemen.
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Money, the fortune to which you aspire
in the immediate instance,
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may pass you by,
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but I am certain you shall not starve.
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No, I don't suppose I shall
on 27,000 a year.
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Brava, Miss Price.
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and whenever life
is gettin' me down,
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I shall be sure to go downtown.
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- Eh, Darcy?
- With alacrity.
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Do you perform, Mr Darcy?
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Not in your league, Miss Price.
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Whoa, smoulder alert!
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- I am for bed.
- Sleep well, madam.
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Miss Price, I have found it difficult
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to accommodate the knowledge of your...
private disposition.
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However,
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I have directed my eyes
as you ordained,
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Miss Price.
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Mm, I'm hungry.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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I shall send at once for gammon and eggs.
A brace of partridge.
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Nothing too substantial. You've been ill.
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It may have seemed
that I was unaware of your nursing me.
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I was not.
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I thank you for your kindness.
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Of course I am quite delirious
with anxiety for Miss Bennet.
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With her sister Elizabeth
being away for so long,
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I am all behind, like a duck's tail.
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I understand your daughter
is sufficiently recovered to receive...
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Behold this tea!
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Does music give you pleasure,
Mr Darcy?
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Good music played with esprit
cannot fail to please.
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My daughter Mary
is prodigiously talented at music.
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Mr Darcy thinks of Miss Price singing
when he speaks of esprit.
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The fact she has 27,000 a year
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does lend sparkle
to her dreariest utterance.
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- What? Who told you that?
- She did.
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Unbidden. Gleefully.
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Am I not ghoulishly indiscreet?
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- Hey.
- Oh, Jane.
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My heart has not been right
since I discovered you were gone.
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Oh. Oh!
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I would never have allowed you out
in such a storm.
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Mr Bingley, you are to be chided
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- for drawing her here.
- Quite so, Mrs Bennet.
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From start to finish my brother's
every action has been unpardonable.
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Mr Bingley has been
the quiddity of kindness.
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With the permission of my hosts,
I am quite ready to return home.
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Come on, Bingers.
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Oh. Right you are. Um...
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I'II... bid you good day, madam.
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That was pathetic.
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Do you have brothers,
Miss Price?
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- One brother, Kevin.
- Oh.
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How lovely.
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Does Kevin share
your commodious residence?
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Oh, I wouldn't share a bag of chips with Kev
if it could be avoided.
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He's pretty feral. He's 15.
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(Amanda) Why doesn't he take a horse?
(Jane) He cannot ride.
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Why doesn't one of you take one?
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They're not saddled.
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To ride without a saddle
would be monstrously indelicate.
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On the subject of indelicacy,
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might I presume to advise you
as you have advised me?
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Look to Mr Darcy.
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He is an insufferable, proud man
but he has qualities, he must have,
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that are not immediately apparent.
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He is, after all, the bosom friend
of Mr Bingley.
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The formidable size of Mr Darcy's income
makes us silly in his eyes, I know.
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But you...
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Your own wealth
renders his fortune dwarfish.
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Such a woman he could respect.
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Jane, Darcy is not for me.
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Darcy is for Elizabeth.
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It is her destiny to be with him
and it's yours to be with Bingley.
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- I'm not fitted for Bingley.
- Mama!
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See, we are rescued!
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Oh, thank the Lord!
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Ladies.
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I rather form the impression you are satisfied
to meet his Majesty's militia.
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Gentlemen, acquaint yourself with the roof.
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We have acquired a most precious cargo
that must be stowed within.
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To whom do we owe
the pleasure of this most felicitous offer?
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Captain Wickham, madam.
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All felicity is entirely mine.
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You are too kind, Mr Wickham.
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Can I press you to take a dish of tea?
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Alas, madam, we are indefatigable
in the defence of the realm,
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but I shall, if I may, call some other day
to pay my respects.
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Back off, Wickham, I know you.
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But I have not had the pleasure.
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Get used to that.
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The first duty of an officer is,
after all, gaiety.
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(Laughter)
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- Mr Bennet...
- My dear Mrs Bennet.
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How timely you are, at last.
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Allow me to introduce my cousin,
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Mr Collins.
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Ah.
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I am honoured, sir.
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I saw the carriage outside
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- but I did not...
- Oh, no, naturally.
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The fayton is one of a fleet of 15
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belonging to my patroness,
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Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
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She lent it me
specifically for the purpose.
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For the purpose, Mr Collins?
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Of visiting you, Mrs Bennet.
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And making the acquaintance
of your famously radiant daughters.
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- Is it they I see peeking, I wonder?
- It is indeed.
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Lydia... Stand correctly.
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This is Lydia. And...
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Come girls. Come, come. This is Kitty.
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And Mary.
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She is prodigiously talented at music.
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Oh.
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And...
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Jane, my eldest daughter,
who has not been well
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and is not looking her best.
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Oh.
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Dearest cousins, all.
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Mr Bennet, you must exult like a sultan
when you gaze upon your adorable ladies.
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And this, therefore, is Miss Elizabeth.
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Elizabeth is presently in town.
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At this time of year?
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Well, we shall not tell
Lady Catherine.
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Her Ladyship is very firm
about the season.
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Er, we have in her place
Miss Amanda Price.
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You will stay to dinner, Mr Collins?
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Mr Collins will stay the fortnight.
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- Is that not the plan?
- Oh, two whole weeks.
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We are so fortunate, Mr Bennet.
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- Indeed, the Lord has smiled upon us.
- Oh.
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(Mrs Bennet) Girls.
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Mary, your spectacles are filthy.
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Lydia, do you have St Vitus Dance?
I never beheld such a fidget.
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Kitty, the drawing-up of phlegm
through the nose is not the action of a lady.
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Jane, you lent Miss Price your silken scarf.
Get it back.
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For what is now afoot in this household is
neither for her benefit nor her entertainment.
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I cannot impress upon you all
that sufficient...
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sufficiency...
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Mr Collins must be given cause
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to bind himself to us,
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to love us, to...
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to love one of us in particular.
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Lord, let it be Kitty.
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Lydia.
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Mama, he is not... comely.
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Do you think I jest?
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I do not jest.
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The woman Mr Collins marries will be mistress
of this house when your father is dead.
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Now think on that
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and go about your business.
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Collins,
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on the page, OK, he's pretty bad.
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In the flesh he's all-time
king of the mingers.
257
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,910
He squeezes himself
through his trouser pocket.
258
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,633
You know the thing men do
when they think you can't see?
259
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,240
And then he sniffs his fingers!
260
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,316
Elizabeth, listen.
261
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,319
Collins is supposed
to marry Charlotte Lucas, OK?
262
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:47,672
But your mother is just taking your sisters
and just throwing them under him.
263
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,914
And Jane...
264
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,077
Jane's got to marry Bingley
and she thinks he doesn't give a damn.
265
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,350
And frankly, he's not acting like he does.
266
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,075
He does but he's so bloody repressed,
he can't express it.
267
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,635
I cannot do this without your help.
268
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,037
Big surprise, I have to.
269
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,357
Lizzie has told you, then, of our wretched
condition pertaining to our present guest.
270
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,553
Mrs Bennet prescribes
plenty of advantageous marriage.
271
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,909
It is a very sensible remedy
272
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,838
and it makes me feel like
a whoremonger.
273
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,270
It's not whoremongering
to bring together people who are in love.
274
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,590
To marry for money
is merely despicable.
275
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,551
To marry for beauty,
276
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,198
that is a great foolishness.
277
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,679
But my wife was a great beauty.
278
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,955
Let your daughters marry for love
and everything else will come right.
279
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,353
Everything.
280
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,393
Just... please don't allow any of them
to marry Mr Collins.
281
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,434
In as much as it is in my power
to allow anything in this family,
282
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,948
I shall strive to that end.
283
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,956
Not even the silliest of my daughters
284
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,958
deserves the Promethean misery
of marriage to Collins.
285
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,868
Mr Collins.
286
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,592
Such a pretty day.
287
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,437
You find me picking roses.
288
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:28,148
Every rose would be this little hand
if it only could.
289
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,517
Sir, you kiss my glove.
290
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,874
I would kiss your every garment.
291
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,558
Charlotte... Miss Lucas.
292
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,593
We need to talk.
293
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,349
You and I got off on the wrong foot.
You caught me out about the pig.
294
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,231
It made you think I am a liar.
295
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,191
But I did not lie to you about Elizabeth.
296
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,831
I don't know her the way that you know
her but I know her very well.
297
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,792
And she loves you, Charlotte.
You are her...
298
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,479
dearest, dearest friend.
299
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,919
This is all of a piece.
300
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,198
I am plain and rebarbative.
301
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,754
I'm 27 years old
302
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,791
and I am Ionely and...
303
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,196
Listen, there is someone here
who's prepared to take you on.
304
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,595
I mean, dying to meet you.
305
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,629
Now move.
306
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,879
Oh, no.
307
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,751
- Mr Collins?
- Miss Price.
308
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:34,078
- You're going to ruin those trousers.
- It is a possibility a man must face.
309
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,873
- I fear, Miss Price, we intrude.
- That's exactly what we do.
310
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,638
Mr Collins, I can't help noticing
311
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,195
that you are about to ask Miss Bennet here
to marry you.
312
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,719
That would be a bad mistake.
313
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,752
For the sake of her family,
she'd feel obliged to say yes.
314
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,952
But she's not the right person for you.
She just... isn't.
315
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,278
There is someone else here
who could give you love like no other.
316
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,799
(Gasps)
317
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,874
Jane.
318
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,319
(Sobs)
319
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:13,194
You bring Miss Lucas
to lend you the courage to tell me this.
320
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,437
I brought her because...
No, no, no. What?
321
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,391
No! The person I'm talking about...
322
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,193
Lady Catherine
urged me to seek out spirit.
323
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,834
"Seek out spirit, Mr Collins," she cried.
324
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,474
The person I'm talking about
is Charlotte Lucas.
325
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,798
But she is not the person
of whom I speak, Miss Price.
326
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,720
I wish you to instruct Miss Price
to quit this house.
327
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,716
At once, sir.
328
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,548
If you do not oblige me in this matter, sir,
I believe I shall scream.
329
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,511
I believe you shall.
330
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,238
Allow me to distract you
with an observation.
331
00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,592
Miss Price just announced
her engagement to Mr Collins.
332
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,392
There must be a reason for this.
333
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,839
Though, I confess, I...
334
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,031
The reason is to spit
on the territory of this deluded family.
335
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,877
Do you not think, Mrs Bennet,
336
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,230
it might be in the
interests of this "deluded family"
337
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,748
to treat kindly the future Mrs Collins?
338
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,872
Our survival,
as you so assiduously remind me, my dear,
339
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,595
at frequent intervals, depends on
Mr Collins thinking of us with affection.
340
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,393
I'm not really going tohave to marry Collins, am I?
341
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,598
Oh, God, I am.
342
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,992
(Bingley) I'm bewitched.
I no longer have possession of my soul.
343
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,315
(Darcy) You must find that a nuisance.
344
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,396
It's not a nuisance, Darcy.
345
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,476
It's a passion. It consumes me.
346
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,909
Yes. You must permit me
to remind you, Charles,
347
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,431
that yesterday your soul had passed
quite fully into the possession of Miss Price.
348
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,870
I was mistook. Lord, that was a fancy.
349
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,151
Today your consumption by passion
is the privilege of Miss Bennet.
350
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,869
Come to me in a year's time and protest
your love for Miss Bennet,
351
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,319
then shall I hear you.
352
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,191
Mr Bingley, Mr Darcy!
353
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,713
Our rather grizzly relation Mr Collins
is staying with us.
354
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,354
Don't say I said that.
You won't say I said that, will you?
355
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,710
He's only been here one night
and he's proposed to Miss Price.
356
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,036
- Good Lord!
- Isn't it immense?
357
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,675
- Colossal. Has she accepted him?
- They are to be married within a fortnight.
358
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,995
Come in and see this Collins for yourselves.
359
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,075
Oh, do say you shall.
360
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,476
- We shall.
- Hurrah! We shall have cake.
361
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,795
Are women not curious, Darcy?
362
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,114
That a girl as decorative as Miss Price,
363
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,596
who is not demonstrably occupied
with husband hunting,
364
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,995
should agree to marry this Collins?
365
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,838
Altogether a rum business.
366
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,792
It is composed of egregiously
rum ingredients.
367
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,152
So, let us view the sordid world
of the Bennets.
368
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,037
Bingley, if you don't wake upand propose to Jane
369
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,640
and I end up married to Collins,
370
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,831
I shall have to invent mains electricityand kill myself.
371
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,713
- Well, isn't this nice?
- (Mrs Bennet sobs)
372
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,838
So, who here lacks acquaintance?
373
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,270
Mr Bingley, let me present Mr Collins.
374
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,990
- And you, sir, are?
- Papa, this is our saviour,
375
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,316
- Captain Wickham.
- Very well. Our saviour Captain Wickham.
376
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,715
(Mr Bennet) This gentleman is Mr Darcy.
377
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,197
(Whispering)
378
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,677
Mr Bennet, may I have
your permission to play the piano?
379
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,996
At this hour?
What would Lady Catherine say, Mr Collins?
380
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,951
Her Ladyship has impeccable manners.
381
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,514
She would merely pretend not to notice.
382
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,949
Do it, Mary.
383
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,989
(Lydia) Captain Wickham, I at least...
384
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,318
I understand
we must congratulate you, Miss Price.
385
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,114
Don't worry about me. All that matters
is that Jane remains free for Bingley.
386
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,549
But I must worry about you, Miss Price.
387
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,034
How will you amuse yourself in a cottage
on the boundary
388
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,640
of my aunt's estate in the country?
389
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,116
Will you not miss the society
and cultural excitements of London?
390
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,310
Well, I... Um...
391
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,112
I intend to keep in touch.
392
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,037
Might we speak together
for a moment?
393
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,071
By all means.
394
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,229
Jane...
395
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,511
Do not presume to address me
by my Christian name, Miss Price.
396
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,109
I may have few possessions to
dispose as I please but that is one of them.
397
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,989
You led me to suppose
that Mr Bingley loved me.
398
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,671
He does not.
399
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,951
Mr Collins was poised to make me an offer
that would save my father...
400
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,312
I know exactly how it looks,
but believe me, that isn't how it is.
401
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,117
Lady Ambrosia looks,
sounds and smells like a pig.
402
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,838
When the time comes,
I dare say she shall taste like a pig.
403
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,352
I call her a pig.
404
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,919
My dear?
405
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,833
You are not chatty.
406
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,869
No.
407
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,798
The company of the Bennets
is indeed demeaning.
408
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,308
But when we are conjoined
in matrimony,
409
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,109
with my exalted patronage
and your... income,
410
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,959
we can turn our face
toward more distinguished liaisons.
411
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,309
I confess it, Miss Price,
412
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,555
you fascinate me.
413
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,229
I think you have endured
great hardship in your life,
414
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,679
as have I.
415
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,914
Oh, God.
416
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,554
Come on, then. Get it over with.
Give me the shtick.
417
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,513
Tell me all about Darcy robbing you
of what was rightfully yours.
418
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,118
So you have heard about this?
419
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,594
I read about it.
420
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,235
Take my tip, Wickham.
Don't waste your time with this lot,
421
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,113
especially Lydia,
because I'm watching you.
422
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,720
Every time you try to pull a stroke,
423
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,673
I will be right behind you with a big neon sign,
saying, "Don't trust this guy!"
424
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,233
What is neon?
425
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,318
Wait and see.
426
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,555
Miss Price,
427
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,999
I fear
428
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,758
that your life with Mr Collins
429
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,873
may be short of... gaiety.
430
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:43,873
And if you find yourself nonplussed
by the anticipated pleasures of married life,
431
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,558
call upon me
432
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,875
and I shall redress the deficit.
433
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,952
Full marks for trying, George,
434
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,357
but I wouldn't have my deficit redressed
by you if you were the last man on earth.
435
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,914
- Oh, such great happiness.
- Ladies.
436
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,512
You, too. Stick with the plan.
437
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,314
Mr Bingley, will you take a turn with me
around the garden?
438
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,909
I find myself fantastically interested
to see a vole.
439
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,997
Miss Bennet, Mr Bingley and I
are going to look for voles. Join us.
440
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,837
Who knows what we might discover.
441
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,632
Do say you will, Miss Bennet.
442
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,477
I myself cannot navigate.
443
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,717
Without guidance I might easily find myself
in the duck pond.
444
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:31,271
Right, you go that way,
445
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,719
I'll go this.
446
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,751
Sing out if you find anything.
447
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,914
What would you have me sing, Miss Price?
448
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,155
For I have found something of great interest.
449
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,556
- What?
- You. You are not what you seem.
450
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,670
I can't disagree with that.
451
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,155
I know you have
a very poor opinion of me.
452
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,953
That's the way you are at the moment
and that's OK.
453
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,833
But one day, Mr Darcy,
you will thank me.
454
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,997
In the meantime you must
content yourself with a warning.
455
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,951
If you wound Bingley,
456
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,275
you will find my displeasure baleful
457
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,072
and entirely unrelenting.
458
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,476
- For my...
- Good opinion once lost is lost forever.
459
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,159
Yes, I know.
460
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,714
I have an announcement to make.
461
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,433
I am persuaded by the wisdom
of Miss Price's advice and I am resolved...
462
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,750
to give a ball at Netherfield.
463
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,834
OK, I have cleaned my teeth with chalk,
464
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,440
shaved my legswith some sort of potato peeler.
465
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,356
Oh, Lizzie, where are you?
466
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,869
I cannot face Darcy without backup.
467
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,753
Miss Price, might I just trifle
with your little...
468
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,709
cylinder?
469
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,718
Oh.
470
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,308
You could park a bloody jumbo!
471
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,670
I mean, it's an impressive facade.
472
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,837
My dear, wait until you behold
the clasping buttresses
473
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,633
of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
474
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,909
I'll bet her buttresses are pretty hardcore.
475
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,953
Miss Amanda Dawn Price,
476
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,788
Mr William Zeal of the Lord Collins.
477
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,637
Zeal of the Lord?
478
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,671
My parents were most devout.
479
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,071
Ah, I see the others are here before us.
480
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,356
I do so like this dance, Mr Bingley.
481
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,719
- It is so delicate.
- Exceedingly delicate.
482
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,752
- Also, it affords one the chance to talk.
- Yes.
483
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,715
Mr Bingley,
484
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,036
it is clear that he sets
great store by your advice.
485
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,352
Put in a good word for my Jane, hm?
486
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,356
(Applause)
487
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,358
I certainly will not hesitate
to make my opinion known.
488
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,799
(Amanda) That's better.
489
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,154
He really is the most intractable man
I ever met.
490
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,758
At Longbourn I said to him,
491
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,633
"Mr Darcy, I have a wager with my sisters
492
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,752
"that I can extract
three whole words from you."
493
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,590
Says he, "You lose." He's enough
to make one park a bloody jumbo!
494
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,868
(Giggling)
495
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,637
Mr Darcy, you're not going to speak?
496
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,719
All right, you'll have to listen.
I am right about Bingley and Jane Bennet.
497
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,117
Why else would I marry a muppet like Collins?
To protect Jane. You'll see.
498
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,716
You'll also see
that I have the right woman for you.
499
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,433
You haven't met her yet
but you're going to love her.
500
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,392
It's your duty. I know everything.
501
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,273
Test me. Ask me
what I know about Wickham
502
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,880
and what he did to your little sister.
503
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,672
Darcy has many virtues.
504
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,109
Gallantry on the dance floor
is not one of them.
505
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,272
For God's sake!
506
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,029
Wickham? Wickham, we're so confused.
507
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,789
If Miss Price has such an income,
why does she borrow Elizabeth's clothes?
508
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,196
- The rich do as they please.
- I have little enough interest in clothes,
509
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,232
but even I would have
a dress run up for a ball if I could.
510
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,317
- It is most eccentric.
- Hm.
511
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,636
Wickham, you cannot make a face like that
and not explain it.
512
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,310
- Alas, I am sworn to secrecy.
- No, that will not do. This is the country.
513
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,558
In the country to keep a secret means
that you tell it only to one person at a time.
514
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,717
- We three count as one.
- Then I have no choice.
515
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,709
The sartorial diffidence,
the general demeanour of Miss Price
516
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,398
may be ascribed to the...
517
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,512
oceanic origins of her fortune.
518
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,152
Maritime insurance?
519
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,668
No, not exactly.
520
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,194
Right, this is good.
521
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,192
Is she not glorious?
522
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,759
Miss Bennet, Darcy.
523
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,552
What's your opinion of her now?
524
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,309
You must not ask me, Charles.
What I say may wound you.
525
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,032
Oh, it cannot.
526
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,437
I'm in love. I'm invulnerable, like Ajax.
527
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,150
Ajax cut his own throat
in a fit of pique.
528
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,792
Don't quibble, Darcy.
529
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,513
Miss Bennet is the instrument
of Miss Price.
530
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,030
Miss Price is quite possibly
the instrument of Satan.
531
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,397
A fool and his money. The Bennets have
not a farthing. This is all a plot to gull you.
532
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,599
I don't care.
533
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:33,316
If you refuse to connect your actions to
their inevitable consequences, you are a child.
534
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,238
Charles, the Bennet father fiddles
while his fortune burns.
535
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,477
The mother, accordingly, is on the make.
The daughters are her pawns.
536
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,670
Miss Price gazes down
on the whole pack of them
537
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,518
and twists the strings
to make them dance for her amusement.
538
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,152
They're all tainted.
539
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,675
Please have a care.
540
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,958
(Mr Collins) Miss Bingley.
541
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,552
It is a triumph.
542
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,628
I cannot conceive a more accomplished,
elegant hostess.
543
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,272
Not even Lady Catherine de Bourgh?
544
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,393
- Oh. Oh, I...
- Do not tax yourself, Mr Collins.
545
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,237
It makes you look like a fish.
546
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,958
It is my pleasure...
547
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,719
Of course it is.
But what type of fish, Miss Price?
548
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,478
A cod?
549
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,317
A carp?
550
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,078
I'm not an authority on fish.
551
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,078
Fish are in your blood. Curious image,
552
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,917
but you take my meaning.
553
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,714
Don't ask me.
I've never understood her as a character.
554
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,478
I need a drink.
555
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,035
Fishmongers?
556
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,550
"Good money to be made in mongering fish,"
says Wickham.
557
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,876
Though, of course,
Miss Price's father has drunk it all away.
558
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,559
On guard, Charles. You're being pursued
by one of the Misses Bennet.
559
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,592
I can't say for certain which one.
Ah, the lolloping one.
560
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,837
Lollops about after you
like a little spaniel.
561
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,279
Oh, here she comes.
562
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,039
Miss Bennet, I do so like your dress.
563
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,073
- Such wonderful material.
- Thank you. Charles, do go on.
564
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,156
Mr Bingley, you forget,
you promised me this dance.
565
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,635
I have not forgotten.
566
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,753
Alas, events have overtaken my promise.
I am now engaged here.
567
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,676
- Woof!
- Caroline...
568
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,871
What is the noun of assembly
for all these Bennets?
569
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,239
Clutch?
570
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,350
Grasp? Infestation?
571
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,075
I do as I am advised by Darcy
to safeguard the honour of our name.
572
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,112
But I will not tolerate unkindness.
Is that understood?
573
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,119
I bring unfortunate news
of Lady Catherine.
574
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,468
- Has she died?
- No. No!
575
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,432
But her good opinion of her parson
is gravely imperilled.
576
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,636
Lady Catherine could not entertain a union
577
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,513
in which the dowry was founded
on fruits of the sea.
578
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,954
The disciplines episcopal,
if I might peek a little into my own future,
579
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,788
and piscatorial
could never combine with propriety.
580
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,796
Do you understand?
581
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,239
No.
582
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,639
A man marked for a bishopric
cannot marry the daughter of a fishmonger.
583
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,079
It will not do.
584
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,599
What?
585
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,990
I withdraw my offer of marriage.
586
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,478
A fishmonger?
587
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,919
Who told you that?
588
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,159
It is common knowledge.
589
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,633
You little tinker.
590
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,558
Miss Price,
now that our formal relations are...
591
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,318
at an end,
592
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,510
might I offer you a morsel of guidance?
593
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,710
If you think that's wise.
594
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:05,356
It is unseemly for you
to pursue the society
595
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,789
of persons like Mr Darcy.
596
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,559
No, I am not candid.
597
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,989
It was unseemly
when you were misthought a lady.
598
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,033
Now that you are disclosed as an impostor,
it is a towering impertinence.
599
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,959
To be direct, I find, is best.
600
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,513
Me, too.
601
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,629
Oh!
602
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,355
I do believe Miss Price
just assaulted Mr Collins.
603
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,469
What?
604
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,796
Is this an extra entertainment
we have laid on?
605
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,109
Miss Price.
606
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,513
- Still here?
- Indeed.
607
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,949
An oversight you are now
at liberty to correct.
608
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,514
This is the ball at Netherfield.
609
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,198
Elizabeth's not here.
610
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,913
You're throwing me out
for kneeing Collins in the balls.
611
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,149
It isn't...
612
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,997
quite how I imagined it.
613
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,474
I suppose he gets used to it, God,
614
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,757
having fleets of cherubims
singing hosannas to him
615
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,392
for all eternity.
616
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,197
I shouldn't care for it.
617
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,789
How was the dancing? Was it gruesome?
618
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,749
You are more of use to this family
619
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,791
than all your sisters together.
620
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,831
For you are...
621
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,519
elegant
622
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,869
and kindly
623
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,751
and obedient.
624
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,748
And in the morning
you shall come prettily to breakfast
625
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,234
and sit beside Mr Collins
626
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,229
that he may see this lovely, lovely
long neck.
627
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,989
Miss Bennet, good morning.
628
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,837
Good morning, Mr Collins.
629
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,797
(Church bells)
630
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,358
What a bloody mess!
631
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,516
On the whole, Miss Price,
I find myself decided as to my future.
632
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,557
- I am for Africa.
- Africa?
633
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,477
Will that be safe?
634
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,830
I doubt it. I mean
to devote myself there as a missionary.
635
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,189
(Charlotte)
I cannot say Lizzie has behaved well.
636
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,597
Jane smiles and laughs but she is wounded
that her sister is not come to see her wed.
637
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,673
In Hammersmith this means
we part as friends.
638
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,712
The time is come, Miss Price,
639
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,389
when we cannot, in all conscience,
detain you further with our hospitality.
640
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,479
Upon your return to Longbourn,
you will collect what is yours
641
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,910
and surrender what is not,
and you will leave my house.
642
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,951
Are you very angry
about my fishy tales?
643
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,070
My dad's an accountant.
644
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,509
Much more interesting if he actually was
a fishmonger.
645
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,755
How very alike we are, Miss Price.
646
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,557
We see the world the same way.
647
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,197
We have the same scent.
648
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,910
I can smell myself on you.
649
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,709
Why didn't you do something about it?
650
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,433
Collins is ghastly.
651
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,075
How would you like to go to bed and have
his hand slithering all over your arse?
652
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,998
- Miss Price!
- I'm sorry, but...
653
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,396
My God, I'm so close
to jacking this whole thing in.
654
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,277
But you...
655
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,834
You should not have given up.
656
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,758
It was badly done, Bingley.
657
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,950
Badly done.
658
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,389
And now you're running away.
659
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,872
It's not that I am especially weak,
Miss Price,
660
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,670
but that my friend is strong.
661
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,549
He construes truly where others falter.
662
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,796
I am a falterer.
663
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,230
I rely on his construction.
664
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,358
Darcy.
665
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,675
This is what is so frustrating.
666
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,072
You're better than this.
667
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,476
I know you are because I've had you
in my head, Fitzwilliam Darcy,
668
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,670
since I was 12 years old.
669
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,110
So why are you behaving
like such a total git?
670
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,232
Jane has no money.
So what? Bingley's got stacks.
671
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,751
What right have you to trash their love
because of an accident of birth?
672
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,268
There is no accident in birth.
673
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,959
- Do you know why I am so angry?
- You were born thus.
674
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,992
I have been in love with your life
for 14 years.
675
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,993
Cut my heart out, Darcy,
it's your name written on it with Elizabeth's.
676
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,793
God almighty, here you are.
677
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,952
One half of the greatest love story
ever told.
678
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,436
You. And do you know what?
You don't deserve her.
679
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,438
Is this interview concluded?
It is very difficult to tell.
680
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,195
You are such a disappointment,
I can hardly bear to look at you.
681
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,959
A deprivation I shall endure
as stoically as I can.
682
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,436
You're so relentlessly unpleasant.
683
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,756
- I just can't get at the real you.
- Madam...
684
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,476
Behold, Fitzwilliam Darcy.
685
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,078
I am what I am.
686
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,271
If you find yourself unable "to get at"
an alternative version,
687
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,355
I must own to being glad.
688
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,311
I despise the intrusions of a woman
689
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,069
so singularly dedicated
to mendacity, disorder and lewdness.
690
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,190
They repel me.
691
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,879
You repel me.
692
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,116
You are an abomination, madam.
Good afternoon to you.
693
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,270
If I dream about him tonight,I shall be really angry.
694
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,516
I'm going to dream about him.
695
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,357
Well, I hope in my dream you choke.
696
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,992
Hateful man!
53999
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