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(Kirby) The principal's office.
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Punishment headquarters.
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A place that studentswant to avoid at all costs.
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Except me.
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My fellow students,
this room has been feared for too long.
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But today, we won't be scared
anymore. Let's party!
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-(dub step music playing)
-Whooo!
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(bubbling)
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Yeah!
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(kids) Yeah!
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(music stops)
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Hi, Principal Mitchell.
(chuckles nervously)
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You're back early.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Does this really
have to be my punishment?
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Oh, yes.
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The wheel's decisions are final.
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A hundred lunches with you?
This is so unfair.
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You should've thought of that
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when you decided to get jiggy
in my office without inviting me.
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But there's gotta be
some way I can get out of this.
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Afraid not...
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unless you get a pardon
from the student president.
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-Great. Who's the student pres--
-There is no student president.
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There is an election in two days,
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but no one is running
due to student apathy.
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And, because I forgot
to put out the sign-up sheet.
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Oh, no, Mr. Buckets.
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You cannot run for president
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when you're on the Principal's
Big Timeout List.
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I'm sorry...
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but you and I are lunch buddies.
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Fish and Eli look so sad
eating without Kirby.
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(sighing)
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Oh, don't you feel bad for them.
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This is the first lunch in months
I haven't had to listen to...
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"The Chew."
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(chewing loudly)
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Did you hear that, Belinda?
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"The Chew's" gone.
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Well, you do seem happy for once.
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♪ I never thought that lunchCould be this way ♪
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♪ A lunch without my rat-faced brotherHas made my day! ♪
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(booing)
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(whispering) Okay!
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Guys! I need one of you
to run for student president,
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so you can win
and give me a pardon.
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Wait, is there
an election coming up?
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Guys, get away from me.
You're not safe.
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What are you talking about?
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Elections turn me into a monster.
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There's a political werewolf inside of me,
and elections are like my full moon.
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Fish, that's ridiculous.
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No, it's not.
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I'm Fish Fisher,
and I approve this message.
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Oh, no, I'm pointing with my thumb!
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Come on, Eli, I cannot take another lunch
with Principal Mitchell.
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I don't know, Kirby,
elections can get ugly.
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No one else is even running.
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Okay. I'll do it for you.
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But I'm gonna run
an honest campaign.
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We go honest,
or we don't go at all.
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Whatever you say, Mr. President.
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Vote for Eli, don't be...
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(clock cuckoos)
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Aww... the timing was so off!
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Now we have to wait an hour
to do another take.
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We could just turn the clock back--
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Honest campaign, Kirby!
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Hey, Eli,
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where'd you get all the money
for these campaign supplies?
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Ohh... you know... honesty.
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The oldest profession there is.
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I'm telling you guys,
I really should not be
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around all this campaign stuff.
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Relax, Fish, it's fine.
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(Fish) Oh, no...
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the political werewolf
is taking over.
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(howling)
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I need to leave!
And I approve this message!
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(yelps)
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Hey, loser,
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guess who didn't have to hear
your loud chewing
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and had the best lunch
of her life today?
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What's all this?
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Kirby guilted me
into running for president,
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so I could give him a pardon.
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This can't be a real thing.
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Oh, it is. I'll be back in the cafeteria
before you know it.
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(chewing loudly)
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Ah! Ah! Ahhh!
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I need to run for school president,
so I can beat Eli.
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Dawn, how do I say this... nicely?
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You have absolutely
no chance of beating Eli.
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So what am I gonna do?
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I cannot have Kirby back
in the cafeteria.
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Maybe you could help your image
by doing some charity work.
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I know someone
who could really use a helping hand.
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Ever heard of Sad Randy?
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So my dog ran away
from home and never came back.
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Later, we found out
he was living at the neighbors'.
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But it's probably
better for him there anyways, I mean,
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since last week
my house got... stolen.
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(blows nose loudly)
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You have the saddest life
of anyone I've ever met.
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He's perfect.
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I know, you could
do so much good for him.
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Or... I could use him as a pawn
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to run against Eli.
I mean, think about it.
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Who would have the heart
to vote against this kid?
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He made me cry, Belinda. Me!
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So guess what?
Eli's gonna lose the election,
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and you'll have to keep eating lunch
every day with Principal Mitchell.
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(laughing)
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Guys? Things are about to get ugly.
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(Dawn laughing)
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You know, the name "bisque"
is derived from "Biscay,"
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as in Bay of Biscay.
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Potage fait d'un coulis de crustacés.
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-(dance music playing)
-(chattering)
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The crustaceans are twice cooked.
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-First, they're sauteed in their shells.
-(bell ringing)
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I never thought I'd be this happy
to go to Math class.
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Don't let the monster come out, Fish.
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Fight it.
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(Fish) Psst. Let me out, Fish.
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We can make Forest Hills Highgreat again.
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You know you approvethis message.
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I do not approve that message!
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Ahhhhh!
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Well, since you don't want to
get your hands dirty...
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looks like we have to go to the one kid
who controls public opinion.
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Hey, Big Ricky.
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Eli is running
for student president,
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and he would really
appreciate your vote.
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I don't like politicians.
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But... you seem so...
Innocent and honest.
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Thank you.
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But you know...
just once I'd like to see
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something good
happen to Sad Randy.
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Did you know
that kid was born on a leap year?
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February 29th.
He's only had four birthdays.
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And his parents
still forget it every time.
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(crying) That's... pretty sad.
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So I'm sorry. But that's why
I'm leaning Sad Randy.
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Hey, everyone! We should all vote
Sad Randy for president!
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Big Ricky, hold up!
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There's gotta be
some way Eli can win your support.
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Well... there is one thing.
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I'd like the school
to stock better, softer toilet paper,
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for, uh, personal reasons.
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Tell Eli to make this his issue,
and I guarantee he'll win.
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Consider it done.
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(exhales)
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Hey, everyone! Election update!
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We should all vote
for Eli for president!
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He's got our backs!
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And our butts!
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That's right. Vote with your butt,
not with your head.
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This message was paid by citizensconcerned about butts.
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Oh, no. This is bad.
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Big Ricky controls public opinion.
Everyone knows that.
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Belinda, it's time to use
our secret weapon.
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I can't believe you sold me out
for toilet paper!
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As student president,
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that would not be
my number one issue.
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You're right, it's really more
of a number two issue.
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Don't try to get out of this
by being absolutely hilarious.
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Here... feel the difference.
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Ow, my cheek!
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No way, how could that have hurt?
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My... cheeks are sore...
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for no particular reason.
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I don't know, Kirby.
Back room political toilet deals?
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This isn't the way I wanted it to go.
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(Dawn) We need to talk.
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I had Belinda
follow you around after school.
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Belinda, the photos.
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(Dawn) Everyone's gonna find out
why those cheeks are so sore
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if you don't drop out of the race.
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That's why
you borrowed my camera?
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Belinda, how could you?
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Have a really good night, Eli.
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(howling)
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What the...
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What am I doing here?
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Oh, no! I'm losing contro...
(howls)
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(breathing heavily)
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I can't do this anymore.
I was up all night, Kirby.
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Dirt is going to come out on me.
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Eli, relax, no one
has any dirt on you.
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Hey! Did you guys hear?
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Sad Randy isn't
coming to school today.
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He went for a walk
last night, and he fell down a well.
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That's awesome!
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I mean, awesome...ly sad.
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But Eli... if Sad Randy
doesn't show up for the debate,
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you get to walk away
with the election!
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We're gonna win!
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No more lunches
with Principal Mitchell!
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(Mitchell on P.A.) Attention students,this is an election update.
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Sad Randy will still participate
in today's debate...
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live... via cell phone...
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from the bottom of a well.
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Knowing Sad Randy...
it's probably super deep.
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Sorry, but...
I can't vote against a kid in a well.
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Hey, everybody!
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We all need to vote
Sad Randy for president.
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-(applause)
-Yeah.
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Sorry, but I can't
run against a kid in a well.
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How can a kid at the bottom of a well
be the student president?
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I don't know.
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How can a kid let a six-dollar
piece of fish just sit there?
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This fish is absolutely
unbeatable. Seriously.
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If this fish was running
for president, I'd vote for it.
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(sniffing) I bet he's hiding.
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And I know just where to look!
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Bark, bark, bark!
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Fish? Are you okay?
Who did this to you?
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I did.
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Actually, it should be
really easy to untie.
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I need you
to run for school president.
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Don't do this.
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Kirby, you don't know
what you're asking.
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I have no choice. I need you, Fish.
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Do what you have to do to win this.
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(ominous music playing)
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(growling)
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-(chuckles) Kirby Buckets!
-(patriotic music playing)
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I just wanna say...
thank you for your support.
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Hi... Fish Fisher for president.
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Can I count on your vote today?
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Hi! Fish Fisher for president!
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(clears throat)
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Welcome to the Forest Hills High
student presidential debate.
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Thanks to a last-minute entry,
we now have three candidates.
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Mr. Fish Fisher...
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(applause)
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Mr. Eli Porter...
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(applause)
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Hm? It would appear
Mr. Porter is a no-show.
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And live, via cell phone,
from the bottom of a well,
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Mr. Sad Randy Garfenbonk.
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(applause)
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(crying) All right. Let us begin.
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I'm here!
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Eli? I thought you wanted
to drop out of the race.
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I'm here to finish what I started.
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First question... Do you know--
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I have something to confess!
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In order to get money to pay
for my campaign posters and buttons,
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I regularly met with a nice old ladyin the bargain aisle
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in the S and P. She was lonelyand for some reason,
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she liked pinching cheeks.
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I promised myself I'd only do it once,
but I kept going back.
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Campaign suppliescost a lot of money.
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(students murmuring)
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My entire campaign
was built on honesty.
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And the worst part is,
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by not admitting this sooner,
I lied to Kirby...
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the person
I'm supposed to be helping.
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No, the worst part is that weird
old lady story you just told.
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Okay, well, I think this election should
go to someone more honest
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and deserving, like Sad Randy.
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Very well. First question
is for Sad Randy.
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How do you do it?
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I'm at the bottom of a well...and no one's tried to save me.
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(sniffles) That is so sad.
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(clears throat) Mr. Fisher...
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do you have anything
that you would like to say?
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I've met
thousands of students just like you
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on the campaign trail.
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Kids like... Joe the Janitor's son,
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who has to wake up
at 5:00 a.m. every day.
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Or Hallie... the girl who has two jobs
and still can't pay her bills.
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I'm here to say... help is on the way!
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Oh, he's amazing!
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You've spoken, and I've listened,
and the things you care about,
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I care about, too!
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Now, if you vote for me,
I will restore prosperity, peace and hope!
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And I will make
every single one of you
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proud to go
to Forest Hills High again!
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-(students respond negatively)
-What?
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That's just not possible.
I'm never gonna love this school.
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This school's a one-ply dump!
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I just wanna say I regret helping Dawn
by taking those photos.
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Believe it or not, you're the only
candidate who's been completely honest.
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Wait! What do you mean by that?
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Let's just say all isn't "well"
with Sad Randy.
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All isn't "well," Kirby.
All isn't "well."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it,
it's something to do with the well.
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Well, for lunch today
I had a handful of dirt.
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(clock cuckoos)
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Was that a bird?
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A cuckoo bird!
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(growls, shrieking)
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(door opens)
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Hey, everybody, look at me!I fell down a well, too!
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(students murmuring with surprise)
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Mind if I borrow your phone?
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Sad Randy is actuallyin my sister's bedroom closet.
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Dawn was so desperateto win the election,
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she faked Sad Randy'sfalling-down-a-well story.
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So... if this
falling-down-a-well story is a lie,
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then everything about Sad Randy's life
should be in question.
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Sad Randy is probably
not sad at all!
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Sad Randy might not even
be a Randy!
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I swear my name is Randy, and I only
went through with this
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because I felt so bad for Dawn!
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I mean... her life is really sad.
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What? You felt bad for me?
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Everybody!
Sad Dawn bamboozled us!
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-Boo! Come on! Boo!
-(booing)
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I'm putting an end to this garbage!
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If anyone still cares,
it's time to vote!
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(Mitchell) Good morning, students.
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The results of the electionfor student president
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are as follows:There was only one vote cast.
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And the winner is...
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Mr. Fish Fisher.
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Yes! 'Ey, that was my vote,
I told you I would win. (laughs)
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So... what, you're like
a monster now?
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Nah... election's over.
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Besides, it turns out
the student president
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doesn't have any real power.
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Except one...
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I can pardon you.
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(laughs)
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Enjoying your bisque, Ms. Buckets?
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Well... at least I don't have to listen
to Kirby's chewing.
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(slurping)
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No! "The Slurp"!
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Ahh.
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My! What a beautiful fake baby!
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Vote for me... Eli Porter.
I like the way grandmas smell.
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That's right. I like the way
grandmas smell.
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Well, that's quite
an admission, Mr. Sweet Cheeks.
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You didn't forget.
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(laughs)
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Yeah!
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