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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,709 --> 00:00:06,499 Okay. It's almost 6:00, people! Where are my appetizers? 2 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,793 I need the appetizers! 3 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,035 Hey-yo! 4 00:00:10,125 --> 00:00:11,455 What are you wearing?! 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,290 You said look chill, like I'm not trying... 6 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:16,915 too... hard. 7 00:00:18,959 --> 00:00:19,999 I'll change. 8 00:00:21,709 --> 00:00:22,789 Kirby... 9 00:00:25,417 --> 00:00:26,957 You need to calm down. 10 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:28,881 Mom, the guy who created Big Bald Oaf, 11 00:00:28,959 --> 00:00:30,579 the greatest TV show of all time and the thing 12 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,127 that made me want to become an animator 13 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:34,168 is coming to dinner at my house... 14 00:00:36,542 --> 00:00:38,422 where we have stains on the tablecloth 15 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,460 as if we're garbage trolls! 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,330 Tuna frittata, hombre! 17 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:46,207 -No way. -I figured. 18 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:51,417 Honey, I promise everything will be fine. 19 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,460 Your father and I are going to be 20 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:55,042 on our best behavior. 21 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:56,415 -(doorbell) -(gasps) 22 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,920 I promise. 23 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:06,880 -(fanfare plays) -(Announcer) Mac McCallister! 24 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,499 -Hey, Kirby. -Hey, Mac. 25 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:09,753 How are ya? 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Rodney? 27 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:20,042 How dare you step foot in my house! 28 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,630 (shattering) 29 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,827 It's Mac now! 30 00:01:25,917 --> 00:01:27,247 And I didn't know it was your house! 31 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:30,213 Nice tablecloth stains, garbage troll! 32 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,665 You don't like my tablecloth? 33 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:34,750 Fine! 34 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:39,461 I will destroy you! 35 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:42,542 Your music is still stupid! 36 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:48,378 I... 37 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:51,168 Rodney! 38 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:54,040 My name is Mac! 39 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 So, what do you think of this... 40 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,583 shirt? 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,830 (theme music playing) 42 00:02:15,417 --> 00:02:16,247 ♪ Hey ♪ 43 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,043 ♪ Hey ♪ 44 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,210 ♪ Hey ♪ 45 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:33,922 ♪ Hey ♪ 46 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:46,209 (Mom) Oh, he comes into my house? 47 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,461 I don't think so! 48 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:51,292 (Dad) Honey, no! My grandfather gave me that TV! 49 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,875 (shattering) 50 00:02:52,959 --> 00:02:55,879 So your mom and Mac just started screaming at each other? 51 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:57,499 And throwing cake. 52 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:00,424 I don't even know how they know each other, 53 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,710 never mind hate each other enough to sacrifice an entire cake. 54 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,672 Huh... cake. 55 00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:08,504 I haven't eaten all day. 56 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,333 I wanted to save room for our dinner with Mac, 57 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:14,417 so all I brought for lunch was one of my mom's special jelly muffins. 58 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,880 It was my job to guard it 59 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:17,919 while Fish was in the bathroom, 60 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,250 but I got sloppy, distracted. 61 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,583 'Sup, Eli? 62 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:27,714 (echoing) No! 63 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:33,462 No! 64 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:34,712 (chewing loudly) 65 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,503 I failed to protect that muffin. 66 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,173 Now I have to live with my guilt 67 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,880 and hope that somehow, someday, 68 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:45,879 I'll find a way to redeem myself. 69 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,209 (clattering, shattering) 70 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:49,711 (Mom) Oh, he is toast! 71 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,003 Your mom needs a little me time. 72 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,793 I'm gonna go sit in the car. 73 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:05,003 Guys, I cannot let my relationship with my hero end like this. 74 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,833 Can you guys go find out where Mac is staying 75 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,207 and make sure he doesn't leave town 76 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,501 before I can figure this out? 77 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,213 And protect him, giving me a chance to redeem myself 78 00:04:12,291 --> 00:04:14,541 for not protecting Fish's innocent muffin? 79 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:15,995 Yeah. Sure. Whatever. 80 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:17,043 Yeah! 81 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,751 Look, lady, he just draws me. Don't! 82 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:27,920 There will be no mention of that show in this house ever again! 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,210 Mom, what's going on between you and Mac? 84 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,081 "Mac"? (scoffs) 85 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,786 When we were in high school, his name was Rodney. 86 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,535 You two went to high school together? 87 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,325 We were in a band together. 88 00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:40,497 It was the happiest time of my life. 89 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,003 We were called Misery Pit. 90 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:46,038 I wrote the perfect song 91 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:48,245 and we were all set to play it at the talent show, 92 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:51,883 and then Rodney had to go and mess it all up! 93 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,880 4That's what this is about? 94 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:56,669 High school? I mean, that was, like, last century. 95 00:04:56,750 --> 00:05:00,710 The last time I saw that loser, I told him if he ever came near me, 96 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:02,252 I'd ruin him! 97 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:04,753 Well... (grunts) 98 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:06,924 It's ruinin' time, baby! 99 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:10,711 You're on your own for dinner. 100 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:21,130 I can't believe I lost Ricky So Picky's 101 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,538 Who Wore it Better? to a garbage bag. 102 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,245 I mean, I can see better, 103 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,883 but way better might be a stretch. 104 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:29,379 Never mind. 105 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,248 You're supposed to be my advisor. 106 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:33,293 Why are you always letting me make such bad choices? 107 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,705 What? I'm a great advisor. 108 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:36,922 (scoffs) 109 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,130 (Boy) Stop calling me! 110 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:39,538 I've told the police about you! 111 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:40,575 (gasps) 112 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:41,997 See? He likes you. 113 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,253 He's telling people all about you. 114 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,535 Dawn don't play dat. 115 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:51,375 Now, that is a good catchphrase. 116 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:53,168 You are so gonna get that job! 117 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:57,753 I can't trust you to help me make decisions anymore. 118 00:05:57,834 --> 00:05:59,544 Why is it so hot in here? 119 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,785 Might I advise you to open the window? 120 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:08,875 -(squawks) -(screams) 121 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:10,209 -(squawks) -(both scream) 122 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:11,791 What the bird? 123 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:15,327 -(squawks) -Yeah, that one's on me. 124 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,628 (doorbell) 125 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:30,789 Uh... anybody order a trunk? 126 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,042 Dad? 127 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:39,456 -(screams) -(screams) 128 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:41,332 (laughs) 129 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:43,287 You should've seen your face. 130 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:45,575 You might want to check your pants too. 131 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:50,827 What the heck is this? 132 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:57,787 "Me Time"? 133 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,461 (rock music plays) 134 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:07,962 (Principal Mitchell) No headphones in the hall, home skillet. 135 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:09,381 What? Who said that? 136 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,040 I said... 137 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,705 no headphones in the hall, home skillet. 138 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,172 Wh... 139 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:18,040 Principal Mitchell? What's going on? 140 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,625 Wait, you're not one of my students. 141 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:22,249 What's the dealio? 142 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,575 "The dealio"? 143 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,538 The dealio is I'm in the '90s. 144 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:48,751 This is wiggidy-wack, Jack, 145 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:52,004 and I demand you tell me who you are right now. 146 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,253 How did I get into the '90s? 147 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,083 (Girl) Check one, check two. Checking, checking. 148 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,666 Wait, that sounds like my... 149 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:02,634 We are Misery Pit, 150 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:04,709 and you people are all sheep. 151 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:06,502 Mom? 152 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:07,923 And in addition to the music, 153 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,670 we'll also be displaying the talent of great showmanship. 154 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:14,747 Ladies and gentlemen, what is cooler than 155 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,964 a guy Hammer dancing with a homemade sign? 156 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:19,041 How about that showmanship? 157 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,125 All right, this first tune is called "Me Time." 158 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:24,328 Enjoy. Or don't. 159 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,667 I could care less. 160 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:30,537 (rock music plays) 161 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:31,745 Okay, mister, 162 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:33,424 you obviously don't belong here. 163 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,380 You're a spy, aren't you? 164 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:38,168 ♪ Stomach rot, car rust, rat cage ♪ 165 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,460 Did another principal send you 166 00:08:39,542 --> 00:08:42,082 to try to steal the secrets of my discipline techniques? 167 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,326 (sighs) 168 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:47,127 ♪ Sharp sticks, dirty sheets, big smile ♪ 169 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:49,208 ♪ Pop quiz, old rope ♪ 170 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:51,211 -♪ I'm vile ♪ -Figures. 171 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,711 ♪ Give me my, give me my ♪ 172 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:54,712 ♪ Give me my me time ♪ 173 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:56,462 I finally find my perfect talent, 174 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:58,502 and some hack with a sign shows me up. 175 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,673 -Dad? -You're a hack! 176 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:03,460 ♪ Give me my me time ♪ 177 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:04,922 Sign attack! 178 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:07,127 (clattering) 179 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,958 Your stupid showmanship ruined my song, Rodney! 180 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,211 Your song was already puke! 181 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:13,291 -You're puke! -You're puke! 182 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,285 -(microphone feedback) -(both yell gibberish) 183 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,035 Whoa. 184 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,958 (squawks) 185 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,004 -(squawks) -Shoo. 186 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,293 -Go away. -(squawks) 187 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,875 Maybe we should just wait it out. 188 00:09:32,959 --> 00:09:34,459 How long do parrots live anyway? 189 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:37,252 Like 75, 80 years. 190 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,253 Okay, plan B. Maybe if we leave, 191 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,753 it'll get bored and want to go home. 192 00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:41,924 I'll get my scarf. 193 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,170 (squawks) 194 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:45,920 I'm just trying to get my scarf. 195 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,080 (squawks) 196 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,670 Okay, fine. Forget it. 197 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,080 I'll... I'll just wear a jacket. 198 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,166 Good call. 199 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,077 -(squawks) -Okay, hold on. 200 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,916 Bad call. 201 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,290 Good call. 202 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:00,785 (squawks) 203 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,134 Bad call. 204 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,325 The bird is giving me advice on what to wear. 205 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:13,787 Okay, that's ridiculous. 206 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,285 No, what's ridiculous is your beret, and the bird knew that. 207 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,575 Just like the bird knew that the jacket is the perfect choice. 208 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,997 -Good call. -Belinda... 209 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,923 I found myself a new advisor. 210 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,210 Good call. 211 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,291 Good call. Yeah, it is. 212 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,285 (squawks) Good call. 213 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,245 -But you need protection! -(sighs) 214 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,753 Look, fellas, the only thing I need protection from is 215 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,794 weird kids I don't know barging into my hotel room. 216 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,825 But you do know us. 217 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:42,997 We saved Big Bald Oaf from being canceled last year. 218 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:45,883 Huh. Sorry. Doesn't ring a bell. 219 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:50,039 Look, I can't let anything happen to you. 220 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,375 (voice cracks) I've lost too much today. 221 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,828 You know, the muffin. 222 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,417 Now, what's this about a muffin? 223 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,540 He was supposed to protect my muffin. 224 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,955 Wait, is that a muffin? 225 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,883 Confirmed. We got a muffin. 226 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:05,629 Yes, that's clearly a muffin. 227 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:06,669 I'm eatin' that muffin! 228 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:10,330 Nobody is eating my mini-bar muffin. 229 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,127 That's a $12 muffin. 230 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,878 But you're rich. 231 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:15,079 It's a muffin. 232 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:18,536 And I stay rich by knowing the value of a muffin. 233 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,625 Now, if you'll excuse me, 234 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:23,209 I'm off to the movie theater to get my free refill. 235 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,331 Mm-heh-heh. 236 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,877 No muffin. 237 00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:27,959 Okay, so here's what we know: 238 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,291 I have this magic CD player that sends me back in time 239 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:33,285 to the '90s, but as soon as my mom's song gets ruined, 240 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,665 I get sent back here. 241 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,210 I know this sounds crazy, but trust me, I am not crazy. 242 00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:39,461 (laughs) Sounds perfectly reasonable 243 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,792 to this talking taco. 244 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,915 (sighs) I think this means I'm supposed to save the show, 245 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 so mom and Mac's fight never happens in the first place. 246 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,463 So, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 247 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,042 (Shredlock) Hey... 248 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:56,415 while you've got those on, maybe listen to my demo. 249 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,670 (sighs) 250 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,630 (rock music plays) 251 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,003 We are Misery Pit. 252 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:06,043 No headphones in the hall, home skillet. 253 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,245 (Mom) All right, this first tune is called "Me Time." 254 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,383 Enjoy. 255 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,878 Yeah, some guy was asking about how to get in your office. 256 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,209 I think it was some other principal. 257 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,131 The secrets of my discipline. 258 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,078 (rock music plays) 259 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,076 ♪ Sharp sticks, dirty sheets, big smile ♪ 260 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,576 Excuse me. Uh, coming through. 261 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,957 ♪ I'm vile ♪ 262 00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,171 How is this fun? 263 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,790 -♪ Give me my, give me my ♪ -You're a hack! 264 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:31,325 ♪ Give me my me time ♪ 265 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,577 Sign attack! 266 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,375 (clattering) 267 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,458 ♪ Bone dust Feel the rage ♪ 268 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,922 Great pushing, guys. Well done. 269 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,293 ♪ Pop quiz, old rope ♪ 270 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,075 Banner making is not a talent! 271 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,286 -♪ Give me my, give me my ♪ -You're a hack! 272 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,537 ♪ Give me my me time ♪ 273 00:12:58,625 --> 00:12:59,915 Sign attack! 274 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,328 (clattering) 275 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:03,497 Sign attack. 276 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:05,924 (Parrot) Bad call. 277 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:08,709 Good call. 278 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,710 Clam jerky? If you say so. 279 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,080 Oh. 280 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,956 My life is so much better since I let the bird make my decisions. 281 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,541 I even made it on the front page of Ricky So Picky. 282 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,245 "Dawn don't play dat." 283 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,503 I told you to use that catchphrase. 284 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,333 Uh-uh. Dawn don't play dat. Timing is everything. 285 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,667 The bird knew when the world was ready for it. 286 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,210 Well, just so you know, 287 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,791 I've been busy with some advising of my own. 288 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,535 Go ahead. Tell 'em, Briefcase. 289 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,825 Belinda advised me to ditch the briefcase. 290 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,627 Now my entire identity doesn't revolve around an accessory. 291 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,379 Oh! Get a briefcase, Briefcase. 292 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,578 I know. I'm nothing without it. 293 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,827 I never should've listened to you! 294 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,673 Okay, Kirby. You got this. 295 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,460 You've done this 100 times. 296 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,882 Literally. 297 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,955 (sighs) 298 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,540 ♪ Burnt paper, bone dust, feel the rage ♪ 299 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:14,785 ♪ Sharp sticks, dirty sheets, big smile ♪ 300 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,165 Okay, I'm starting to like this. 301 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,670 ♪ Pop quiz, old rope ♪ 302 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:18,920 You're a hack! 303 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,500 ♪ Give me my, give me my ♪ 304 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,633 ♪ Give me my me time ♪ 305 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,334 I did it. Huh. 306 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,577 They're still playing! 307 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,247 ♪ Give me my, give me my ♪ 308 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,923 ♪ Give me my me time ♪ 309 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,040 Sign attack! 310 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,415 -Seriously? -(clattering) 311 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,250 Your stupid showmanship ruined my song, Rodney! 312 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,503 Your song was already puke! 313 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:41,713 -You're puke! -You're puke! 314 00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:43,582 -(both yell gibberish) -Why am I still here? 315 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,957 Ow. 316 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,331 Why would you do that? 317 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:47,747 I don't even know who you are! 318 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,165 Oh, no. 319 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,962 I'm stuck in the '90s! 320 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,285 This never would have happened if you wouldn't have made 321 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:10,075 a mockery out of my music with your lame hype man, Rodney. 322 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,786 Well, you wearing flannel and calling everybody sheep 323 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,625 made a mockery out of showmanship. 324 00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,079 And stop calling me Rodney. 325 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,036 I'm changing my name to, uh... 326 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,495 Uh, Mac? 327 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,825 (chuckles) 328 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,077 Yeah. 329 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,213 "Mac McCallister." 330 00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:29,922 Real smart, doof. 331 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,960 Weirdo. 332 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,291 You're out of my band! 333 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,415 Good! Your band stinks. 334 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,790 And your song stinks. 335 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,205 So, cheers to you! 336 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,921 I'm getting a drink refill. 337 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,127 "Me Time" is magic, you jerk! 338 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:48,248 It transports people to a better place! 339 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,288 "Transports people..." 340 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,785 The song transports people. 341 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:54,825 That's it! 342 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,037 It wasn't the CD player at all! 343 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,125 It was the song! 344 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,165 That's it, Kirby. 345 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:05,420 The power of rock can bend space and time... 346 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,420 (wheezes) Oh, okay. 347 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,880 There's no way I can keep that up. 348 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,575 (Belinda) Please don't listen to him, Dawn. 349 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,497 You want me to go down to the school basement? 350 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,543 -This way? -Good call. 351 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,455 This seems like a really bad idea, Dawn. 352 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,212 Literally nothing good has happened in this basement. 353 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,421 (squawks) 354 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,877 You want me to go alone? 355 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:25,999 Good call. 356 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,293 Uh, I really don't think... 357 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,996 What is it with the honey and feather traps 358 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,383 in this school?! 359 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,748 I was right! 360 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,254 You look like an idiot! 361 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,463 And it wasn't my fault! Ah, yay me. 362 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:48,712 Huh? 363 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,292 I wore it better. 364 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:52,751 Wait, what did you say? 365 00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,254 I wore it better. 366 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,583 What do you mean you wore it... What... 367 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,040 Uh... Dawn? 368 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,165 (chuckles) 369 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,460 So, you became my advisor and gained my trust 370 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,462 just so you could beat me at Ricky So Picky's 371 00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:15,632 Who Wore it Better? 372 00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,539 Way better. 373 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,495 What could have possibly happened to you 374 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,713 to make you so evil?! 375 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,792 These other principals are onto me. 376 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,665 It's only a matter of time before they realize 377 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,170 that you are the secret of my discipline techniques. 378 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,750 You have been a trusted advisor to me, 379 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:35,384 Assistant Principal Derrick, and I'm going to miss you 380 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:38,288 because I am now going to lock you in this basement 381 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:41,745 where no other principal will ever find you again. 382 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,827 Bad call, bad call, bad call! 383 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:47,917 (door slams shut) 384 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,960 Hey, you're the guy that tackled me earlier, right? 385 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,131 I wanted to thank you. 386 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,248 For what? 387 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,333 For reminding me that MC Hammer's not about violence. 388 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,917 He's about love and very baggy pants, 389 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,040 and other people's inability to touch this. 390 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,285 Right. 391 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,325 -Anytime. -I can't help it. 392 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,207 I just get so angry thinking someone's making 393 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,711 a mockery of the thing I love! 394 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,706 "Making a mockery..." 395 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,502 I can't believe I almost let it get 396 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,753 between me and my best friend, Bill Gates. 397 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:23,792 Hey. 398 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,495 I'm gettin' that muffin. 399 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,383 I am not paying 12 bucks 400 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,458 for you to have a snack! 401 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:38,132 -(laughs) -Back away from him, Fish! 402 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,788 I have a job to do here! 403 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,785 (screams) 404 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,915 Mac! I'm sorry! 405 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,535 (gasps) Man down! Man down! 406 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,291 Eli... 407 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,460 (Both) Nooooo! 408 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,330 (Fish gasps) 409 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,875 Still not a talent! 410 00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:01,959 (sighs) 411 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,956 Hey, everybody. Listen to my song. 412 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,671 Or don't 'cause it's stupid. 413 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,214 -Yeah. -(unplugged guitar strums) 414 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,461 Oh, yeah. 415 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:14,922 ♪ Stomach rot ♪ 416 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 ♪ And the car rust ♪ 417 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,293 (Both) He's making a mockery... 418 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,625 -of showmanship! -of my music! 419 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:19,829 (Kirby humming) 420 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,827 ♪ Big smile ♪ 421 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:23,077 Who raised you anyway? 422 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,746 Whoa! Okay! 423 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:30,004 Hey, I think what that total weirdo was trying to do 424 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,543 is play a little song called "Me Time." 425 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:35,165 I think you mean "We Time." 426 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,670 No. 427 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,040 Song's called "Me Time." 428 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,125 Okay. 429 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,130 (rock music plays) 430 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,628 (cheering) 431 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,792 ♪ Stomach rot, car rust, rat cage ♪ 432 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:56,495 ♪ Burnt paper, bone dust, feel the rage ♪ 433 00:19:56,583 --> 00:20:00,253 ♪ Sharp sticks, dirty sheets, big smile ♪ 434 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,543 ♪ Pop quiz, old rope, I'm vile ♪ 435 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,995 ♪ Give me my, Give me my ♪ 436 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,083 Thanks for the job offer at your computer company, Bill, 437 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,456 but I'm gonna pass. 438 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,542 I gotta go see about a girl. 439 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,995 ♪ Give me my, give me my ♪ 440 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,083 -♪ Give me my me time ♪ -She'll come around. 441 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,325 You did it, young Kirby! 442 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,287 Yes, you did. 443 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,035 (Both) There can only be one! 444 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,831 (zaps and metal guitar riffs) 445 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,457 (wails) 446 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:42,290 Ha ha! Victory is mine! 447 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,745 Wait, this can't be! 448 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,834 Kirby, you have yo go back! 449 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:49,037 Save me! 450 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,785 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 451 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,245 Kirby, you're late for dinner, bud. 452 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,333 Oh, uh... 453 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,537 just, uh, lost track of time. 454 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,165 So how'd it go protecting Mac? 455 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,670 -What? -What are you talking about? 456 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,330 Yeah, what are you talking about? 457 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,537 Mac! Thanks so much for coming to dinner! 458 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:13,825 Why are you being weird? 459 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,457 I come over for dinner all the time 460 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,082 'cause I love your family. 461 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,036 (whispers) Free food. 462 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,415 He comes too much. 463 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,500 (laughs) 464 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,383 -(all laugh) -Just kiddin'. 465 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,328 (whispers) Too much. 466 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,497 (chuckles) 467 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:27,793 You can't touch this! 468 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,165 (sighs) 469 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,285 Pretty cool, huh? 470 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,501 Okay, hang on. I'm about to act 471 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,833 the living daylights out of this. 472 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,327 Let's just discuss the whole scene real quick. 473 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:12,577 Hello, I'm Mars Johnson of the rock band Cinderella. 474 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,747 (beeping) 475 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,634 I've just crashed the family station wagon into a lake 476 00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,209 just for kicks. 477 00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:19,541 (laughter) 478 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,625 Stop. Dinner time. 479 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,709 (man vocalizing melody) 480 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,172 Can you feel it? 481 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,753 I love you, Mac. 482 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,834 (laughter) 33041

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