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So, you're here for
the Senior Stock Boy position?
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What would you say
is your greatest strength?
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Well, uh,
if I had to narrow it down,
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I'd probably say
my positive attitude...
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Wrong! Everyone's greatest strength
is their back.
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Unless you're weird.
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I'm gonna make a note of that.
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Weird.
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It's time for you
to prove yourself.
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Which milk...
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has gone bad?
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Okay, that one
is definitely bad.
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Correction. They're all bad.
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Overall, you did
exceptionally well,
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but sadly, I can't hire you.
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What? Why?
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Call me old fashioned,
but I just don't think
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two best friends
should be working together.
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But we're not best friends.
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Then you definitely
don't get the job.
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Plus it says here
that you're weird.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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In closing, please remember,
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rich people are people, too.
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Sure, we may have...
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piles of moneyjust lying around
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ready to satisfy ourmost outlandish desires,
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but we also have feelings.
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We're all fighting a battle,
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and ours is one...
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you couldn't possibly afford.
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Can you believe Chip
is going on and on
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about how hard
it is to be rich?
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Meanwhile, I couldn't even
get a job at the S and P.
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I don't know how I'm gonna
get enough money
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for a Gamestation Four.
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You don't need a Gamestation.
You've got us.
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So should I
body slam someone, or...?
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No, that's getting old.
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Man, I wish we had
a Gamestation.
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Well, don't worry about money.
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This summer's on Eli.
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Oh, yeah! Will you buy us
a Gamestation Four?
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Whoa, whoa!
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I saved up all year so I could
feel like a big shot
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and treat my friends
all summer long.
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I'm talking small smoothies,
matinée movie tickets,
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and off-peak go-karting.
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As long as the price is reasonable,
this summer's on Eli.
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Thanks, man.
It looks like I'm still stuck
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playing my Gamedaddy Four
my dad got me.
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Ugh.
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"Fun Commute"?
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-"Tax Accountant Extreme"?
-I know.
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Look, these games
will not do for
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Sir Fish Bartholomew Fisher
the Third, Esquire.
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What's with the...
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I'm done keeping it real, man.
(laughs)
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My brother Kurt
kept it too real
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and badmouthed a few guys down
at the Forest Hills Ninja Academy.
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He had to fake his own death.
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Keeping it real
fake-killed Kurt?
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Forest Hills Ninja Academy
is real?
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Yes, and yes.
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And I swore on his fake grave
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that I would never
keep it real again
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for the rest of my life.
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(auto tuned) Yeah.
I'm talking with auto tune,
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not my real voice.
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Are you gonna be
talking like that all day?
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It all depends.
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Is this keeping it real?
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Yes.
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(normal voice)
Then no, I'm not.
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It finally happened, Belinda.
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After months of hard work
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and flirting with that
gross assistant manager,
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he finally punched
my free sub card.
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I did it.
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Looks kinda gross,
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and didn't Sub Standard get
fined for a rat infestation?
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Roach infestation.
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And yes, the sandwich is gross,
but that's not the point.
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Nobody has ever given me
something for free
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based on my personality,
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so no matter how gross
this sandwich is,
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it's gonna be the greatest thing
I've ever tasted.
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(Dawn) No!
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(whimpering)
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All that flirting.
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All the fake laughter,
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and the bad sandwich puns.
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Ah!
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Get your caricatures here!
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Get your semi-professional
caricatures here!
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One for two, three for six!
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Can't pass up
a deal like that!
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Don't buy them!
He'll make you look stupid!
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Hey, Chip, how about
a hilarious caricature?
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Out of the question!
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I'm here to talk about this.
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I'm rich.I have too much money.
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Ow! Ow! Ah!
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I'd like to registera second complaint.
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I can't help but think
this is about me.
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As if I don't have
enough problems already.
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My human chess pieces
are unionizing, Kirby.
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I'm sorry, Chip, but I just don't believe
it's that hard to be rich.
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And if it is...
just get rid of your money.
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There. Problem solved.
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(crying)
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Ugh, I exceeded
my legal deductions
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and ended up with a heavy wage
garnishment for the fiscal year!
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"Tax Accountant Extreme"
is the worst game ever.
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Then why are you playing it?
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I'm hoping it'll motivate me
to make money
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to buy an actually
good game system.
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Hmm.
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(Kirby) Wh... H...
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Rich?
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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I take it you've
seen my little gift.
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I thought about what you said,
and you're right.
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If being rich is so hard,
I should just get rid of all my money.
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So, congratulations,
Kirby, you're stupid rich!
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(sigh)
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I'm stupid rich!
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Oh!
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I can't believe all this money
is actually mine!
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This is the greatest, most unreal thing
that's ever happened!
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Guys this doesn't
change anything.
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The summer is still on Eli.
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Do you hear that?
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Three children-sized frozen yogurts
are calling our names.
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My money's fun, too!
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Whoo.
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Whoo! Yes!
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Of course your sandwich
got ruined, Dawn,
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because the universe hates you.
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Nothing's ever gonna come easy for you,
because life is unfair.
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Yes.
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What's all this?
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Some kid gave me millions of dollars
for no reason at all!
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No, no, no.
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-No, no.
-I'll give you all this money if you go...
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have your breakdown somewhere else.
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-Really?
-No.
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(Dawn screams)
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Wait!
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I'm not sure we have enough cash.
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You're right.
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I think we're keeping it too real.
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Better go grab some more.
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Ah. Mr. Buckets.
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Who are you guys?
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We are The Suits.
We come with the money.
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You're rich now, Mr. Buckets.
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You need people around you
who know how to handle finances.
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I think I'll be fine. Thanks.
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Kirby! More money!
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Sorry, guys, gotta run.
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If you invest that money
in a high yield mutual fund,
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you'll have 50,000 more dollars
buy this time tomorrow.
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Seriously? I can make
that much money in one day?
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All right, fellas,
welcome to the team.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Oh, we will.
We definitely will.
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Enjoy your vacation,
Mom and Dad!
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(laughing)
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Ah!
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So... you seem... different today.
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Kirby getting all that money
made me realize something, Belinda.
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The universe is nothing but a cruel joke.
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And I have been the butt of that joke
for far too long.
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I am done being the butt.
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I'm done trying.
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I have reached...
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(echoing) Dawnlightenment.
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Dawnlightenment?
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(echoing) Dawnlightenment.
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I don't know why, but...
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I think I'd like
to know more.
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(Ricky) Me too.
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Dawn,
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I know we've had our differences
like fire and ice,
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but I, too, have been
questioning the universe lately.
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Like how could a big,
beautiful sub sandwich
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I got for free in the trash
make me so sick,
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and...
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is this an acceptable
amount of money
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for four hours of dancing?
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I can help you.
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I have answers.
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Hey, everyone,
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Dawn has the answers
to life's problems!
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We need to follow her!
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(cheering)
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Let's all get subs
out of the trash.
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So wise!
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I'm gonna call it
the U.S.S. Kirblamo.
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(Announcer)
The U.S.S. Kirblamo!
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Ahoy!
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Bock!
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You bought a battleship?
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That's the exact opposite
of keeping it real.
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Yep. The Suits said
it would be a great investment.
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Guys, I also bought us
something really cool.
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Day-old ice cream cake!
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(sigh) I'm starting to think
this summer's never gonna be on Eli.
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Come on.
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(all imitating engine roar)
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-(chuckles)
-Whoo!
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Yeah, I think...
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(All) Ohhhh!
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Three.
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I can't believe Chip thought
it was hard to be rich.
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I mean, this is
the most fun I've ever had.
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Forget the summer.
The rest of our lives are on me!
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(Kirby chuckles)
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Mr. Buckets.
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We need to talk about Fish and Eli.
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I'm afraid your friendship
no longer makes fiscal sense
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or fiscal dollars.
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That's a money joke.
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What are you talking about?
Fish and Eli are my best friends.
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I can't stop hanging out with them.
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Your so-called friends are
only interested in your cash.
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That's crazy.
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Fish and Eli would never betray me
for all the money in the world.
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Then why don't you
go see for yourself?
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This summer was
supposed to be on Eli,
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but Kirby's stealing
all my thunder.
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Dude, it's okay. No one's
expecting you to pay for...
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What part of "this summer's on Eli"
don't you understand?
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I can't let Kirby
take that from me,
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so obviously, we need to grab him
and take him away from here.
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Whoa, what? Why?
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To get him away from the money
so I can treat you guys
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to a reasonably priced brunch.
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No beverages.
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Huh.
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I thought the battleship
was the must unreal thing
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I had experienced today,
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but kidnapping your friend
to treat him to brunch?
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No beverages.
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Okay. In honor of my
fake-dead brother, I'm in.
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Let's kidnap Kirby.
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Then I'll be the one
with all the money.
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Told you, Mr. Buckets.
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Nothing matters.
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(All) Nothing matters.
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The universe is a sick joke.
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(All) The universe
is a sick joke.
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We are the Dawnlightened.
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(All) The Dawnlightened.
261
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,455
Students, you're going to have
to clear out of this room.
262
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,292
I need it for...
263
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:37,075
not staging cat versions
of musicals.
264
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,456
Belinda.
265
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,539
I'm sorry,
Principal Mitchell,
266
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,575
we are in the process
of becoming...
267
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,004
Dawnlightened.
268
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:52,382
Plus, I filled out the appropriate
room reservation form.
269
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,625
We aren't afraid
of you, hombre.
270
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:58,169
You can't do anything to us.
271
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,575
Whoo!
272
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,247
I'm above the law of man!
273
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,828
Sorry, Dawn.
274
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,667
Is it just me, or was Kirby acting strange
on that battleship?
275
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,210
I mean, he just took off
running and ditched us.
276
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,000
Well, hello there.
277
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,003
Chip? What are
you doing here,
278
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,753
and why are you
dressed like that?
279
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,174
Well, I work here.
280
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,420
An honest day's work
for an honest day's pay.
281
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,082
Until we become best friends,
then you get the ax.
282
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,923
Hey, really sorry about giving
Kirby all that money.
283
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,750
I feel terrible about that.
284
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,174
What are you talking about?
285
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,960
Well, now that
I'm a working man
286
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,831
and have to fight
for everything I get,
287
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:55,577
I'm realizing that
having a lot of money
288
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,497
can make you go kinda crazy.
289
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,827
You guys are right.
290
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:02,457
Everyone is out
to get my money.
291
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,632
I do need to hide all this
money in my battleship.
292
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,792
I should be wearing these
tissue boxes on my feet.
293
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,670
I can't trust anyone...
294
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,500
especially you!
295
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,083
I asked to borrow
ten dollars.
296
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,456
Sheesh.
297
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,878
I'm glad you're finally seeing things
the way they really are, Mr. Buckets.
298
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,539
I can't believe I didn't
start trusting you guys sooner.
299
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:24,915
Watch this.
300
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,576
Oh! It was only ten dollars!
301
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,834
Suits, what's our status?
302
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,457
Your money is secure inside
the missile, Mr. Buckets,
303
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,462
and we've acquired those
rations you've asked for.
304
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,376
(Kirby chuckles)
305
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,288
Perfect.
With all those crackers,
306
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,285
we can stay in
my battleship for decades,
307
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,285
and no one will
ever come near my cash.
308
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,785
One can only hope,
Mr. Buckets.
309
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,625
Let us out, Kirby.
310
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:06,499
We're not gonna
steal your money.
311
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,213
But I will
steal your crackers.
312
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:14,293
So you knew this money
would drive Kirby insane?
313
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,535
Well, I was only
99 percent sure.
314
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,539
I'm sorry, but I had to
get rid of the money.
315
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,165
It was making me go crazy.
316
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,330
I actually thought my friends
were trying to kidnap me.
317
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,288
Can't you just take
the money back now?
318
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,745
No can do. I am not go back
to eating caviar
319
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,504
and wearing velvet pants.
320
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,133
I'm a fish sticks
and blue jeans kinda guy.
321
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,288
There's gotta be
something we can do.
322
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,325
Well, the only thing you can do
is get rid of the money.
323
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,747
(work whistle blows)
324
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,254
Looks like my break is up.
325
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,293
Good luck bringing Kirby
back to reality.
326
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,955
You're gonna need it.
327
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:56,539
We have a problem, Ms. Buckets.
328
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,705
Dawnlightenment teaches us
that problems are an illusion.
329
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,132
Yes, about that.
330
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:05,748
Your "followers" are refusing
to acknowledge my authority
331
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:09,004
or participate in
mandatory bake sales.
332
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,293
Obviously, I can't
allow this to go on.
333
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:15,785
What is obvious is your desire to control
that which cannot be controlled.
334
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,955
Drop the guru act, sister,
335
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,671
and return my fearful
obedient students to me,
336
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,793
and if you agree,
337
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,575
I am prepared to offer you
what you've always wanted.
338
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:30,669
A guaranteed three-date contract
with Gabe Michaels,
339
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,000
the hottest guy in school.
340
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,880
It's the best offer you're
going to get, Ms. Buckets.
341
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,169
Say, "yes."
342
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,293
I'm sorry, Principal Mitchell,
343
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:46,075
but Dawnlightenment is bigger
than a few meaningless dates.
344
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:50,036
Meaningless? He was going
to take you to brunch!
345
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,383
(whispers)
346
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,040
No beverages.
347
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,325
Dawn, wait.
348
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,538
Teach me.
349
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,785
Teach us.
350
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:11,245
Yes, teach me and Gabe Michaels,
the hottest guy in school.
351
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,170
Looks like we've
got intruders, Mr. Buckets.
352
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,540
(Kirby)
Are the defenses in place?
353
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,875
(Suit) You bet your
sweet battleship they are.
354
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:21,829
(Kirby chuckles)
355
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,497
So I was thinking,
356
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,463
maybe we don't have to get rid of
all of Kirby's money.
357
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:29,252
What if we just kept,
like, a million or so?
358
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,583
-Watch out of that trip wire!
-Whoo!
359
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,207
(Kirby) Darn! I knew we should have
360
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:40,331
spent more time on the defenses
instead of eating crackers all day!
361
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,077
Kirby!
362
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,038
We're here to
take away your money.
363
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,575
I knew you guys were
just after my money
364
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,917
and weren't my real friends!
365
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,630
The only real friends I have
are The Suits!
366
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,249
Okay, who are you
talking about,
367
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,543
'cause there's
nobody else here.
368
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,915
The money has
turned you crazy.
369
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,420
You're crazy! Of course
The Suits are real!
370
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,880
Uh, no they're not!
371
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,669
(auto tuned)
And I know unreal.
372
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,127
Look for yourself.
373
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,535
Don't listen to them,
Mr. Buckets.
374
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,325
We are totally real.
375
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,415
But where have I been getting
all my financial advice from?
376
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,000
If I invest that money in a
high yield mutual fund,
377
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,213
I'll have 50,000 more dollars.
378
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,421
It'll be a great investment.
379
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,380
Ugh, I'm so exceeding
my legal deductions
380
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,828
and ending up with a heavy wage
garnishment for the fiscal year.
381
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,665
"Tax Accountant Extreme"
is the worst!
382
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,460
We have to get rid of the money,
Kirby. Where is it?
383
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:40,962
It's in the missile.
384
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,333
I'm afraid I can't
let you do that, Mr. Buckets.
385
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,827
Dah! I can't!
They won't let me!
386
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,831
Forgive me, Kurt,
someone has to keep it real!
387
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,174
No! The money!
388
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:06,920
And also our existence!
389
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,540
Dawnlightenment is about
accepting things as they are.
390
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:15,665
Preach.
391
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,500
It's not trying to
change what is.
392
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,753
Oh, preach.
393
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,882
-It's about...
-(explosion)
394
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,038
It's funny.
395
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,745
I don't even want it.
396
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,754
I don't even wanna dance for it.
397
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:39,084
Wow! Dawnlightenment
really works!
398
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,416
Right, Dawn?
399
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,833
It's over!
Dawnlightenment is over!
400
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:45,997
Everybody go home!
This is my money!
401
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,133
None of you weirdos
better touch it!
402
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,249
Guys,
403
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,043
sorry again for going
all crazy on you.
404
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,125
Money does weird things
to your mind.
405
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:57,248
Tell me about it.
406
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,833
I almost bought a cardigan.
407
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,500
But at least one good thing
came out of all of this.
408
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,923
These smoothies and
the rest of the summer
409
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
are back on Eli.
410
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,080
Actually, uh, put
those smoothies on my tab.
411
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,376
I'm rich again.
412
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,078
Fine! Nothing's on Eli!
413
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,707
(Kirby) Wait, wait wait.
414
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,422
So you're rich again?
415
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,210
I kinda won the lottery.
416
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,081
Which is great,
because it turns out,
417
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,246
people who aren't rich
also have problems.
418
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,503
Plus, I missed my old friends.
419
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,542
Nice to see you again,
Mr. Willis.
420
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,960
(nervous laughter)
421
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,288
(All) Whoa!
422
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,125
I have two pouches.
423
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,788
(Man) And...
424
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:58,415
-Money, money, money, money...
-Oh! (laughs)
425
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:03,580
Some kid gave me mellions
of dollars for no reason.
426
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,327
Some kid gave me mellions
of dollars for no reason at all.
427
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,037
That's how I say millions.
428
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,705
-(Man) Say it.
-Mellions.
429
00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,332
-A million.
-A mellion.
430
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,827
A mellion.
431
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:13,787
-Million.
-Mellion.
432
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,245
(Man) Okay, here we go.
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