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(Kirby) In a world whereone film can blow your mind,
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three boys have been waiting yearsfor the ultimate movie-going experience.
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(all) Total Mindblower !
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(Kirby) There's just one thingthey didn't count on...
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(Mrs. Buckets) May I see
your ticket, please?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Sor-- oh, no.
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Consider yourself totally mindblown...
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And in a lot of trouble, mister.
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Wait!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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I told you to wait to see that movie
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until I could make sure
it was age appropriate.
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But I think we can both agree that you,
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as a mom, aren't really
in a position to judge
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whether an action movie
is appropriate or not.
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I mean, let's face it.
Mom's just don't get action movies.
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Oh. (chuckles) Would you
like to stop talking now,
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or would you like to keep
digging this grave further?
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All right, fine.
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How long am I grounded for?
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Grounding is much too easy. You get...
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The ball.
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Oh, no. Not the ball.
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That's right. As punishment,
you will have to untangle
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the unholy mass of junk
that grows in our basement.
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(sighs)
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Help! I've been stuck
in this thing for ages.
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Which explains why you
haven't seen much of me lately.
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Oh, and, um, you can forget
about ever seeing that movie.
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Cha-cha-cha. (blows)
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(Mrs. Buckets) And no scissors!
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Yaow!
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Oh, I should have just
stayed in the ball.
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(sighs)
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(grunts)
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What's it caught on?
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(grunts)
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(man) "Happy birthday, duder.
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Kinda low on bread, so I owe you a solid.
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Page me anytime. Love, uncle Leon."
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Uncle Leon?
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Solid?
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Hi. I'm Dawn Buckets,
and I believe you are choking.
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Can I, uh... How do I say this?
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Um... assume that there is
some selfish motivation
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behind this seemingly selfless act?
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Mom, sometimes people just
need some medical attention,
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and if it so happens to be
that hot guy, Tavares,
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from my Spanish class
who then falls in love with me,
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then bonus.
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And there we are.
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Uh, mom, who's uncle Leon?
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Uh, Dawn, uh, could you
get out of here for a minute?
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I'm not gonna practice
kissing this thing,
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but don't come in my room.
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Where did you hear that name?
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I found those in the ball.
I have an uncle I never knew about?
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You just haven't seen him
since you were two.
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He's my brother.
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But only by blood.
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-Is he, like, a criminal or something?
-Not technically, no.
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Although I'll tell you something.
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Those solids of his really
ought to be considered illegal.
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Yeah. What is a solid, anyway?
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A solid is sort of like a favor, Kirb.
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Your uncle Leon is one of these guys
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who can just sort of make anything happen
at any time for anybody,
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which is awesome until it ends up
completely ruining your life.
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That seems a bit dramatic.
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Does it?
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When we were kids...
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I really wanted a pet,
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and then one day, uncle Leon
came in and played the hero.
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He said, "Let me do you a solid."
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Suddenly, here comes Leon...
With a wolf.
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And that wolf... Bit off...
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My butt cheek.
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This butt cheek is fake.
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(hollow thump)
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(sobs)
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That's the saddest story I've ever heard.
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This is how mine sounds.
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-(jiggling)
-(growling)
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No!
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Kirby, you have to promise me
that you won't contact uncle Leon.
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I promise. Jeez.
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Hey, guys. How did you get up here?
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Doesn't matter.
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Right now, Total Mindblow
is the only thing I care about,
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and it... is... amazing.
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Aw, man. Don't tell me that.
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Tell me, it was, like, "okay,"
or "pretty cool," or something.
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Okay. It was "pretty cool."
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Look what the "pretty cool"
movie did to Eli.
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Ka-powie.
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Boom-boom.
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Fire monster.
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Whoa.
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It literally blew his mind.
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But you're okay, though?
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I am beyond okay.
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This movie has changed my entire life.
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Colors pops more.
Food tastes better.
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I don't even hate
screaming babies anymore.
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You need to see this movie, Kirby,
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because if you don't, you and I
are gonna drift slowly apart
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until we're no longer friends.
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Well, luckily for me,
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I happen to know a guy
who can make anything happen.
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Come on, Tavares, you gorgeous spaniard.
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You know you wanna choke on one.
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Hmm... still a considerable
amount of surplus meat.
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That "turkey legs for toddlers" charity
was a huge mistake. My bad.
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Just keep passing them out.
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Oh, and see where all these
stray dogs are coming from.
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-Shoo. Get out of here.
-(dog whines)
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You don't belong in a school, you dog.
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(gagging)
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Oh, come on. Seriously?
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Better not choke
on anything when I'm gone.
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(gagging, spits)
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Are you okay?
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Oh, gross.
You owe me a new sweater.
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Have you seen
Total Mindblower yet?
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Um, no. It was just yesterday that--
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See? We're drifting apart already.
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I'm working on it.
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I called my uncle's pager,
whatever that thing is.
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What's a pager?
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What's up, dudes?
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Mr. Jenkins came down
with a bad case of the runskis,
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so I'm canceling today's science exam.
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My name is... Mr. Uncle Leon.
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Now, which one of you little dude mans
is Kirby Buckets?
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Now that's what I'm talking about!
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Nephew!
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Great.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, so wild Gil ended up being a Brad,
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so they captured him, and then
we had go there and save him.
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It was crazy.
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(chuckles) Oh, man!
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So, how'd you get my mom
to let me see this?
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I may have cashed in a solid or two.
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What-- hey! No! Stop! Don't!
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Sorry, lady,
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but this wouldn't have happened if my mom
let me see Total Mindblower .
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(grunts angrily)
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What?
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Probably best if you didn't tell her about
us hanging out by the way. You know?
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Your mom's not exactly my biggest fan.
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Got it.
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So how do these solids work?
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Like, if I wanted a million dollars,
could you get that for me?
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Of courseski.
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Although, I'm no magic genie.
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That might take me a little while
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to come up with that sort of cash.
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-Got it.
-All right. Nephew duder,
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are you ready for...
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(both) Total Mindblower !
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Earlier today, our school nearly
lost its heart and moral compass.
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I'm speaking about me.
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But thanks to the actions of one
righteous, quick thinking hero,
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I was saved.
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Today, we honor that hero.
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-Gee, I wonder who he's talking about.
-(chuckles)
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Here she is. Our hero...
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The frumpy stray dog who saved my life.
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What?
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I can still smell her turkey breath
and feel her furry arms around me,
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loosening the death morsel
from my airways.
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(Mitchell) That's right. Good hero.
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Wh-- wait! No, no, no. That's--
that's not what happened!
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I have something you need to see,
and it stinks.
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Ew! No.
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No. A-- no. I mean-- it's not-- ugh.
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I know the truth.
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Meet me after school.
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(man) That's enoughtotal mind blowing for me.
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Just kidding.I'm actually your clone!
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That... Was... Amazing.
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I can barely feel my face.
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This was great, uncle Leon.
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Agreed.
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I think I like being an uncle again.
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Let's keep this party going.
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Your uncle Leon owes you, like,
eight more back solids, duder,
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and dream big!
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Eli.
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Come on, man.
You have to snap out of this.
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Blown mind, huh?
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I had that once.
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Whoa. Gil-ed cheese.
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So how do we change him back?
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If you want to get him back to normal,
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you're gonna have to go to where he is
and blow it back.
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-So you're saying--
-That's right.
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We're gonna blow your mind.
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Huh. I really thought some
of that stuff would work.
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And yet, my mind remains unblown.
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Isn't that... Mind blowing?
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No.
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-Hi, uh, Kirby?
-What's u...
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-(chuckles)
-I just wanted to tell you
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I'm a big fan of your website.
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-Oh.
-Oh, love that Shredlock guy.
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(stammers)
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Hi.
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(chuckles)
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(crowd) Oh!
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Just try to stop me,
Zach Lavine. You can't.
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I guess that's why
they call you Kirby Buckets.
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Hey, man. I'm trying.
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It's pretty good.
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This has by far been
the best day of my life.
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Neon Leon knows how to party.
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So I got one last
birthday solid left, and...
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This might sound kinda
dumb, but...
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I wanna be as cool as you, you know?
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Living that solid life.
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That's the smartest thing
you've ever said.
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I'm gonna make it happen, cap'n.
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Those snug enough, Mr. Buckets?
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-Yeah, thanks!
-All good?
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(sighs) What have you got for me?
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Oh, just a little something
I like to call, "video proof
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that you deserve credit
for saving Mitchell's life",
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because that's what it is.
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(grunting)
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What do you want?
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Oh, I'm gonna need a pretty big solid.
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-(phone rings)
-K-bucks.
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(man) Mr. Buckets?This is your website host.
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Seems your website got gunked upby a bot that creates fake subscribers,
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so we're gonna have to shut it downuntil we figure it out.
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Wait! Wait, what?
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No, please! Wait! No, no! Please!
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Ugh.
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Hey, Buckets!
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Tell your uncle to stop
threatening to get my dad fired.
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-What?
-I pretended to like your stupid website,
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so tell him to lay off.
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Oh, and never talk to me again.
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(growling)
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Your mom warned you about uncle Leon.
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(howls)
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-(snarls)
-(Tricia) Ah! My foot!
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(stomach rumbles)
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Bad crab legs.
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Buckets.
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Tell your uncle not to get my dad fired.
258
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,208
And please, don't be my fan anymore.
259
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:09,131
Uncle Leon, your solids are killing me.
260
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,878
I don't want any more.
I just take back that last--
261
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,329
(Leon) Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
262
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,457
Oh, no.
263
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:16,752
(Leon) Whoo!
264
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,875
What's up, Kirb? You like it, man?
265
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,079
She's all yours, K-dog.
266
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,876
I mean, you wanna be like me.
267
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:27,329
You gotta have a sweet ride!
268
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,827
I don't want this.
Where did you even get this car?
269
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,537
I put on this valet jacket.
270
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,125
Some dude just, like,
handed me his keys. Ha!
271
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,788
I think his name was Chad or Thad...
272
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,327
Hey, non-Brad.
273
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,667
Looks like you have something of ours,
274
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,500
and lest you forget,
what's Brad's is Brad's.
275
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,133
You know what? I think it was Brad.
276
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,126
No.
277
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,788
Look, Brads, this is all
just a big misunderstanding.
278
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,915
I understand you stole my car,
279
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,670
and I also understand that
you're going to pay for it.
280
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,460
I don't even want your car.
Here, take it.
281
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,172
Huh-ho. No way, man.
282
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,750
I'm not gonna let these Brads
ruin my solid, Kirb.
283
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,167
-(whimpers)
-Uncle Leon!
284
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,130
(laughs)
285
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,753
Let me guess, uncle Solid gave you
some cheap knock-offs,
286
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,794
and now they melted
to the pavement.
287
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,785
Actually, no. Zach Lavine
gave these to me.
288
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,665
Oh, Zach Lavine. Well, then...
289
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,880
Prepare to be eradicated.
290
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,539
(grunts)
291
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,750
Thank you all for coming here.
292
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:44,504
-I know I told you that the hero--
-(clears throat)
293
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,543
Before I go any further, I have
no choice but to announce
294
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:48,955
that big Ricky...
295
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,077
Is my boyfriend.
296
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,576
(crowd gasps)
297
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:56,457
First girlfriend! Whoo! Eat it, Douglas!
298
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,920
Now that that's over with,
I want you all to see this.
299
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,127
(gags and spits)
300
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,078
As you can clearly see,
301
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,416
it is I who saved Mitchell, not the dog.
302
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:16,710
I'm the hero. So, please just feel free
303
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,582
to fall in love with me now.
Thank you.
304
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,537
Oh.
305
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,830
So, it wasn't the dog?
306
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,497
Well, who cares then?
307
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,213
I might as well have just kept choking.
308
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,001
(crowd boos)
309
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:33,003
You guys are booing me?
I'm the hero!
310
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,793
Yeah, we want a dog to be the hero!
311
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,625
Ricky, you gave me the tape-- (gagging)
312
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,880
Dawn, are you choking?
313
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,665
Yee-haw!
314
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,790
(gagging)
315
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:01,751
(gagging)
316
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,504
Finally.
317
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:11,171
He's mine.
318
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,630
(whines)
319
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,537
(crowd cheers)
320
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:39,670
Heimlich train... Dog... Hero...
321
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:43,130
Mind... totally... blowing.
322
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,668
Ah!
323
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,710
Aah!
324
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:53,382
Hey, Fish.
325
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,078
Glad you could join me.
326
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,038
Where are we?
327
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,665
From what I can tell,
328
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:03,500
we're inside our own
blown minds.
329
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,043
Or as I like to call it,
330
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:09,285
Rancho Del Mindblow.
331
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,875
Not now, Oscar.
332
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,381
Jiggle.
333
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,828
(both) Ha.
334
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:20,957
You're such a good girl, aren't you?
335
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:24,081
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
336
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,786
I-- I think I'm in love.
337
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,129
So, you ready to meet my parents?
338
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,420
I'm breaking up with you.
339
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,330
Help! I'm choking! (coughs)
340
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,497
No, you're not.
341
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:42,832
(grunts)
342
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:44,827
Wild times, eh, dudeski?
343
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:49,287
I tell you what. I messed up.
I'll throw in a bonus solid.
344
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,785
No! I never want to give
or get another solid from you ever again!
345
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,535
I don't want to be anything like you!
346
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,455
Whoa.
347
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,918
You just snaked my chill, bro.
348
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,461
-Throw them in the pit.
-Wait, wait!
349
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,002
You guys have a Brad pit?
350
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:11,833
Yes, but Brad Pitt got famous
way after we built the Brad pit.
351
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,825
-He's not even a real Brad.
-Really? What's his real name?
352
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:18,577
William. Bradley is his middle name.
353
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,627
-Huh.
-Yep.
354
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,539
William Bradley Pitt.
355
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:26,415
Born the 18th of December,
1963 in Shawnee, Okla--
356
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,040
Wait! Why are we talking about
Brad-- I mean, William Pitt?
357
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,075
Get them!
358
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,082
Gotcha.
359
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,750
What's going on?
360
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,714
Well, you saw that movie
without my permission,
361
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:46,582
you promised you wouldn't contact
my pain-in-the-fake-butt brother,
362
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,497
and you did anyway.
363
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,213
So, I needed to teach you
a lesson you wouldn't forget,
364
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,631
and luckily, Leon owed me a big solid.
365
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:59,459
Yeah, still had to make up for that whole
butt biting wolf incident, right, sis?
366
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,082
(hollow thump)
367
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,746
Well, what about the Brads?
368
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:06,674
Well, Leon got us a pretty sweet deal
on these sweaters,
369
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,250
so we owe him a solid.
370
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,923
However, there's something
you should know about us Brads.
371
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,460
Oh, yeah? What's that?
372
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,332
We can't be trusted.
373
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,997
Prepare to face the wrath of Brad!
374
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,416
(grunts)
375
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,753
What sort of chicanery is this?
Get it off!
376
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:32,955
You'll pay for this.
A Brad never forgets.
377
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,501
Brads, retreat!
378
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,633
(grunting)
379
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,922
Hey, sorry about tricking you, duder.
380
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,040
I mean, I wanted to be
a better uncle to you,
381
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,665
so when your mom said
I could help teach you a lesson,
382
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,630
I was on board.
383
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,879
How is that for "not getting action"?
384
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:54,249
(chuckles)
385
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,173
"Boom".
386
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,420
Mom... behind it all?
387
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,628
Leon...
388
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:07,174
Brads... Cool mom...
389
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,747
Total mind blowing.
390
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:14,632
(Eli and Fish) Kirby!
391
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,543
Hello.
392
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,041
Anyone home?
393
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,581
Well, more for me.
394
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,131
(theme music playing)
395
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,208
Whoa!
396
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:39,581
I got a fake butt cheek.
397
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,580
The entire-- whoa. (laughs)
398
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,207
I've never said it out loud,
and I've never felt better.
399
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,207
It's a little high.
It's a little high a little bit.
400
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,631
Can we lower it?
401
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:54,919
If anyone's listening,
and you have this...
402
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,170
This is my turkey leg.
403
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,213
Meat marker.
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