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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,830 I don't know about this, Kirby. 2 00:00:01,917 --> 00:00:04,167 My tummy's trouble meter is off the charts. 3 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:07,170 Yeah, do we really need the day off of school that bad? 4 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:08,500 Guys, come on. 5 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:11,583 We're talking about the first official Bro-morial Day here. 6 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:14,167 We already missed Bro-dependence Day, Lay-bro Day, 7 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,330 and all eight nights of Bro-nukkah. 8 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,377 We're going to get the day off of school. 9 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:21,668 Besides, we've already put a lot of work into this. 10 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,210 (students chattering) 11 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,291 I named him Dog... 12 00:00:26,375 --> 00:00:28,285 because he's this man's best friend. 13 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:29,995 (all) Awww! 14 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,417 Dog? Dog! 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,290 Has anyone seen my rabbit, Dog? 16 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,000 All right, guys. Operation Chili-Dog is a go. 17 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,420 (gags) 18 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:56,207 (gagging) 19 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,460 No! Stop! You're all eating Dog! 20 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:03,382 (retching) 21 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:06,083 My rabbit! 22 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:10,786 (students screaming, clamoring) 23 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,665 School is officially canceled! 24 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:15,497 Everyone go home and try to deal 25 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:18,503 with the emotional stress of having eaten a beloved pet! 26 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:22,421 (screaming, clamoring continuing) 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,130 Happy Bro-morial Day, fellas. 28 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,463 (theme song playing) 29 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:33,705 ♪ Hey ♪ 30 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:36,375 ♪ Hey ♪ 31 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,462 ♪ Hey ♪ 32 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:51,538 ♪ Hey ♪ 33 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:04,580 I can't believe you thought your "Chili-Dog" plan would actually work. 34 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:14,080 Your scheme reeks of Kirby Buckets. 35 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:16,876 But I cannot prove he was involved. 36 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:20,379 -A bro never tells. -Especially on Bro-morial Day. 37 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:23,378 So, you leave me no choice but to meet with your mothers 38 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:26,328 after school and determine a the appropriate punishment. 39 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,287 Spoiler alert: 40 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:32,245 you're both in a ridiculous amount of trouble. 41 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:35,583 -(wind whooshes) -(rock guitar riff plays) 42 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,125 (sighs) 43 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:42,285 Happy Bro-morial Day! 44 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:44,075 We're having a barbecue! 45 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:47,375 I hate this holiday! 46 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:49,131 (sighs) 47 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:53,706 Face it, Kirby, no good can come from a principal-mom meeting. 48 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:55,002 We're doomed. 49 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,713 I'm really sorry you guys got caught. 50 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:59,582 But don't worry. I'm not gonna let you guys take the fall for this. 51 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:00,827 I have a plan. 52 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:02,497 You do realize, it was one of your plans 53 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,673 that got us in trouble in the first place, right? 54 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:09,080 Yep. Which is exactly why the best way to get out of a plan is with another plan. 55 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,326 That doesn't really make a lot of sense, 56 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:14,537 but he's so charismatic, I think we should just go with it. 57 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,580 Aah! The mask isn't working. 58 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,827 I can smell your breath from here. 59 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:25,327 And why do you keep looking around like that? 60 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,127 Um... You know how I'm terrified of dentists? 61 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,328 Well, I kind of signed up for this-- uh, this "surprise dentist" thing 62 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,207 where they show up when you least expect it. 63 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:35,291 This way, you don't have to go to their office 64 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:36,995 and there's none of that awful waiting. 65 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,460 You did what? 66 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:40,672 Pretty smart, right? 67 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:43,040 I need you to think very carefully. 68 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:45,422 What was his name? 69 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,750 Dr. Pierson. 70 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,875 Wait, no. That's my optometrist. 71 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:53,499 His name... is Dan the Bounty Hunter Dentist. 72 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,997 Do you realize what you've done? 73 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,173 Dan is a dead-eyed monster! 74 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,380 He doesn't care about you. 75 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:05,748 All he wants is the tooth, and he won't stop until he gets it. 76 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:08,084 Wait. Really? You're freaking me out. 77 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:11,166 -You should be scared. -(doors slam open) 78 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,540 (gruff voice) Dawn Buckets! 79 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:16,384 I am here for your tooth! 80 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:19,537 Melinda? 81 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:21,501 (whispers) No. 82 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,383 Who's Melinda? 83 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:26,496 Run! 84 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:29,381 (screaming) 85 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:34,540 My "ish" with your sons is twofold. 86 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:37,575 One: They ruined an expertly cooked chili. 87 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:44,960 And two: They caused pandemonium in my school, 88 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:47,461 the likes of which has not been seen since we discovered 89 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:51,082 the man who wrote the song "Whoomp! There It Is" living in the basement. 90 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,996 I went down there for TP and whoomp, there he was. 91 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,710 Anyhoo, for these reasons, 92 00:04:57,792 --> 00:05:01,542 I must insist on some cool and unusual punishment. 93 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:05,375 My, oh my. Surely, my sweet Eli can... 94 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:12,213 My sweet Eli can be forgiven for his lapse in judgment. 95 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:14,168 (clears throat) 96 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,460 Oh, that's me. (clears throat) 97 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:19,832 Yes, punishment hardly seems fair. 98 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:23,077 Oh, I agree. For it must be punishment enough 99 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:27,626 to have mothers who are splitting time between raising children and... 100 00:05:27,709 --> 00:05:29,959 their acting careers. 101 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:34,996 That's right. I attend community theater. 102 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,293 You both make convincing police women with nothing to lose, 103 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:40,125 but not mothers. 104 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,248 You're both clearly counterfeit moms. 105 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:49,542 Well, you see, um... (chuckles nervously) Eli? 106 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,375 The thing is-- Kirby? 107 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:55,075 I've got nothing. 108 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:59,076 Yet again, this whole thing reeks of Buckets. 109 00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:03,786 And I'm not speaking about Lunch Lady Helen's signature Fish Buckets. 110 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,580 (sniffs) But not to worry. 111 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:13,667 You see, I've already called your real mothers 112 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,710 and informed them of the entire situation. 113 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:23,292 Mom! Mother? 114 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,415 Mom! 115 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,830 This lying stops right now, young man. 116 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,997 I will not have you turn out like your brother Kurt. 117 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:30,713 Do you know he told me yesterday 118 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:33,422 he wants to start his own ghost-busting business? 119 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,250 That will not be you. 120 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,253 Yeah. And you got us called into the principal's office! 121 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,883 I will not have him judging my parenting. 122 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:44,129 News flash: Popsicles do make a great dinner. 123 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:48,578 They have all the food groups: fruit color, water, wood. 124 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:52,875 Plus, he wants all of us... 125 00:06:52,959 --> 00:06:56,129 to join his book club just to keep you knuckleheads out of detention. 126 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,628 Yeah, and I'm more of a magazine girl! 127 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,457 -(grunting) -You've got to do something, Kirby. 128 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:04,752 Do not blow our Bro-morial Day. 129 00:07:04,834 --> 00:07:06,044 -Mmm! -Ow! 130 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,459 Look, Mrs. Porter, Mrs. Fisher. 131 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:11,712 Let's not lose sight of the big picture here. 132 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:14,502 Sure, Fish and Eli got in a little bit of trouble today. 133 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:17,923 But you know what? They learned a lot today about rabbits, 134 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,130 and chili, and maybe-- just maybe-- themselves. 135 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:27,036 Now, what do you say the five of us get out of here 136 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,745 and ease into a large pizza? 137 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,794 -Ooh! Pizza! -No! 138 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:33,285 My son is no longer allowed to hang out with you. 139 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,035 Yeah. What she said. Parenting. 140 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:39,325 -What? -Are you kidding me? What-- Mom! 141 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,997 Come on, Eli. You're making me late for karaoke. 142 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,753 Happy Bro-morial Day, Kirby. 143 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,496 See? I told you guys I could find a loophole to us hanging out. 144 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,293 Just a couple of guys who happen to be 145 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,625 in the bathroom at the same time. 146 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,039 Anything exciting happen since your moms banned us 147 00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,285 from hanging out together? 148 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:03,125 Nah, not really. I mean, my grades have gotten way better, 149 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:07,078 and I recently discovered, me and physics have a real chemistry. 150 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:10,959 Sorry. Science joke. I'm into those now. 151 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:15,078 And I started working out and caring about my health. 152 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,076 My trainer says I'm getting yoked. 153 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:18,666 Am I getting yoked? 154 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,130 I think I'm getting yoked. 155 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,917 Wow, it, uh-- it sounds like you guys are 156 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,130 really getting your lives back on track. 157 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:28,038 Maybe your moms are right. Maybe I am a bad influence. 158 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:31,825 What? No way. We make tons of bad decisions, too, you know. 159 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:33,747 A-ha! 160 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:35,712 Busted! 161 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:40,002 And you, Eli... Once Fish's mom told me how upset I should be, 162 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,463 I got really upset! 163 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,878 It looks like you boys have left us no choice. 164 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:47,327 Ankle bracelets. 165 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,827 And not the pretty kind I wear at the pool. 166 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:59,785 After I activate this remote, if you come near Kirby again, 167 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,325 those ankle bracelets will make a high-pitched beep. 168 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:08,665 (loud, high-pitched beeping) 169 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,750 (shouts) Good luck hanging out now! 170 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:14,084 That was sarcastic! 171 00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:15,916 -What? -What? 172 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,000 I think we're safe here for now. 173 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:24,423 Okay, Belinda. Or should I call you Melinda? Spill it. 174 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,080 A few years ago, I had a tooth that needed to be pulled, 175 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,876 but I didn't want to go to the dentist. 176 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,919 So I called Dan the Bounty Hunter Dentist. 177 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,330 I knew signing that waiver 178 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:37,787 that allowed him to pursue me anywhere was a bad idea. 179 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,205 Why don't we just call it off? 180 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:42,171 Don't you think I tried that? 181 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:45,580 -(door opens downstairs) -(raspy sucking sound) 182 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:48,037 That's his suction hose. 183 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,205 He's here. 184 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,460 (loud, high-pitched beeping) 185 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:55,332 (shouting) See? Nothing can keep us apart! 186 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,457 So, what are we doing after school? 187 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:58,882 (beeping continuing) 188 00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:00,959 (sighs) I don't like this! 189 00:10:01,041 --> 00:10:03,251 Why don't you like Fish? 190 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:07,673 No! He said, "I don't eat licorice!" 191 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,000 (loud beeping continuing) 192 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:11,923 Hold on! I've got a idea! 193 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,040 -(muffled mumbling) -(muffled beeping) 194 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:18,791 Sounds great, right? 195 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:21,915 Kirby! This isn't working! 196 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,790 (loud beeping continuing) 197 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,415 Wha--? Guys, come on! 198 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,000 What are you guys doing? 199 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,423 -(beeping fading) -Guys, come on! 200 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,330 We can fix this, right? 201 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,787 (beeping stops) 202 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,877 If it's friends you're looking for, Mr. Buckets, 203 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,999 might I interest you in my book club? 204 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:47,209 Just kidding. We're no longer accepting new members. 205 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:50,631 -(wind whooshes) -(rock guitar riff plays) 206 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:51,999 (sighs) 207 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,825 (sniffing) 208 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,497 Mmm! Decaying tooth breath. 209 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:04,833 (sniffs) Smells like a central incisor. 210 00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:06,377 (whispering) He can smell me? 211 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,748 We got to do something. 212 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:10,747 Do you trust me? 213 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,250 (Dan laughs) 214 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,963 You'll never take me alive, Dan! 215 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,384 Hmm? (growls) 216 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,001 Now, let's see what we have here. 217 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,213 No! Please! 218 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,171 Eww! 219 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,580 I have just what you need. 220 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,247 Just a few more toothpicks 221 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,253 and my bridge will be ready for stress testing. 222 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,293 That's cool. 223 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:44,995 Hey, do you think I should sign up for a half-marathon? 224 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,543 (kisses, growls) 225 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,245 Is it me or is life without Kirby... 226 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,172 kind of dull? 227 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,380 Yeah, I know what you mean. 228 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:58,167 Sure, I'm getting jacked and it's Vein City from here to here, 229 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,750 but where's the fun and excitement? 230 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,330 It turns out, good life choices are boring. 231 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,997 I bet you Kirby would know how to spice things up. 232 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,883 He'd say your hobbies and my muscles are pointless 233 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,499 unless it helps us have a good time. 234 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,833 I need to explore the science of fun. 235 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,207 And I need to exercise my fun muscle! 236 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:31,129 (both) We should chuck water balloons full of sour cream at zoo animals! 237 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,919 -(animals roaring) -(Eli whimpering) 238 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,710 (Fish) Run, run, run! 239 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:52,126 -(screaming) -(roaring) 240 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,127 Why are we in this dumpster? 241 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,075 Why does anyone get in a dumpster-- 242 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,166 to find stuff, which is exactly why we-- 243 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,670 Ooh! A quarter. 244 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,292 -Nah, it's just a bottle cap. -(sighs) 245 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,995 (rumbling) 246 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,168 (Fish screams) 247 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,670 (both screaming) 248 00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,831 Eli... we're not in the dumpster anymore. 249 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,877 (truck beeping) 250 00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,787 (Fish and Eli) Kirby! 251 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,669 Well, at least I still got you. 252 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,040 (clucking) Yeah. Let's go blow up some-- 253 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,625 No, no, no! My son is not going anywhere near Kirby. 254 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:48,539 But, Mom! 255 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:52,035 Do you know how many of your broken wings I've had to fix? 256 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,915 Ow, ow, ow! 257 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,670 Man, this is crazy. I've got to get my real friends back. 258 00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,575 (squawking) 259 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,747 -What did you do with our sons? -What are you talking about? 260 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:06,044 Fish never showed up for his Future Scientists of America meeting, 261 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:09,285 which is the sort of thing he does now that you're not dragging him down. 262 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:14,035 And I always totally know where Eli is... at this time. 263 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,630 Wait. 264 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,629 Fish and Eli are missing? 265 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:27,333 We gotta find Fish and Eli. And, guys, I have a plan. 266 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,083 Sorry, old habit. Okay, first things first. 267 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,076 -We need to check the S and P 'cause-- -Whoa! Whoa! 268 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,456 If I wanted a 14-year-old kid to tell me what to do, 269 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,042 I would've gone to work today. 270 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,075 Yes. Plus, the only thing comforting me 271 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,166 is knowing that my son is nowhere near you. 272 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,670 But if they really are missing, we need to get to them soon. 273 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,000 Look, Fish and Eli are like jumbo jets, okay? 274 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,383 Without a properly trained person guiding their movements, 275 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,418 they can go way off course and end up destroying a lot of lives-- 276 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,330 Oh no! 277 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,831 What if they're with Kurt? 278 00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,920 (door closes) 279 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,500 It looks like I'm just gonna have to find them on my own. 280 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,210 (both grunting) 281 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,040 (both gagging) 282 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,830 It's no use. I really wish Kirby were here right now. 283 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,247 -Kirby! -Kirby! 284 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,205 All right, fellas. 285 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,634 Speak to me. What are you up to? 286 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:27,882 Fish's butt divot. 287 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:32,633 Okay. So Fish and Eli are here, hanging out. 288 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,459 But they're not having fun without me. 289 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,882 So they-- they what? 290 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,919 They-- they... 291 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:51,787 They went to chuck water balloons full of sour cream at zoo animals! 292 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,247 Oh. 293 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,038 Why'd you take me to the school? 294 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:04,995 Lunch Lady Helen's Fish Bucket is the only smell strong enough 295 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,793 to overpower the stink of that tooth-rot. 296 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,035 (sniffing) 297 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,955 Yeah, that's better. 298 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:18,001 Now, let's open that mouth and see what we've got. 299 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:21,043 (raspy sucking sound) 300 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,205 Huh. The trail's gone cold. 301 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:33,791 (ankle bracelet beeping) 302 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,705 Oh no. 303 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,577 (ankle bracelets beeping) 304 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,207 (beeping grows louder) 305 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,541 -(both) Kirby! -Need a hand? 306 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,285 Why do you want to start a band? 307 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,285 (beeping continuing) 308 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,625 What am I doing? I'm yoked! 309 00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:00,629 (growls) 310 00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:02,832 (growls) 311 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:06,537 Okay. Now tell us why you want to start a band. 312 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,329 I'm gonna get you guys out of there. 313 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,207 Aw, man. I am really not as strong as I thought I was. 314 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,830 Oh my! Garbage! 315 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,127 Kids, it's swimming time! 316 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,208 (cheers, laughter) 317 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:40,131 There we go. Perfect. The truck hatch release button. 318 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,037 -(loud whirring) -Aah! 319 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:52,039 Why would you have a button in here that does that? 320 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,245 (whimpering) 321 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,285 (Belinda) Leave her alone! 322 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,035 Told you you could trust me. 323 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,132 Melinda. 324 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,878 That's right. Your non-flossing white whale. 325 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,499 Surprise soda attack! 326 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,793 (screaming) 327 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,415 Sugar! 328 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,830 Aw, I got it in my mouth! 329 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,207 (mouthing words) 330 00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,747 Eat gumballs, Dan. 331 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,963 Really? Did you think that would work? 332 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,960 I did. 333 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,995 (whimpers) 334 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,583 Let's get that tooth. 335 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,127 (yelling) 336 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,707 Your moms were right. I am a bad influence. 337 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,712 What? No, you're not! 338 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,582 Sure you get us into trouble, but then you always get us out. 339 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,037 All right! Fine! 340 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,785 I think we need to make some kind of brace to stop the wall. 341 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:54,875 (Kirby) Come on! 342 00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:57,377 (chuckles) 343 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,915 (sighs) And you're done. 344 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,330 -Wait. What? -Yeah. That's it. 345 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,537 We got all worked up about that? That's nothing. 346 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,915 What can I say? I'm great at my job. 347 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,330 Then what's with the get-up 348 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,537 and the voice and the necklace of teeth? 349 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,705 Eh, you know, being a dentist, 350 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,172 working in an office all day got really boring, 351 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,670 so, I bought a motorcycle and I hit the road, 352 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:20,960 looking for patients. 353 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,421 I'm just a normal guy. 354 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,000 On the weekends, I sing in a men's choir. 355 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:26,503 Oh! Okay. 356 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,583 That's not so scary. 357 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,707 I guess I should let you fix my-- You'll never take me alive! 358 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,212 (Belinda yelling) 359 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,291 She's so dramatic. 360 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,625 Hey, can I keep this for my tooth necklace? 361 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,785 (loud whirring) 362 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,125 (metal groaning) 363 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,418 This won't hold forever. 364 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,210 I need you guys to get me all the stickiest garbage you can find. 365 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,127 Jackpot. 366 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,575 Think they'll hold? 367 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,787 -Scientifically speaking-- -Who cares? Just go! 368 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:21,629 Hurry! 369 00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:40,747 Well, all things considered, 370 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:44,134 I'd say Bro-morial Day was a huge success. 371 00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,789 Thank you so much for finding and saving our sons, Kirby. 372 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,285 I don't know how we can repay you. 373 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:56,455 Well, you could let me hang out with Fish and Eli again. 374 00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:59,422 -Okay, fine. -On one condition. 375 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,881 (woman) I don't know. 376 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,919 I just feel like the book was a little overrated. 377 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,173 This is preposterous. 378 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,670 I know these aren't your real mothers, and they're ruining my book club. 379 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,213 I have no idea what you're talking about. 380 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,671 And why won't your real mothers answer their phones? 381 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,750 (cell phones ringing) 382 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,214 Ugh! Again? 383 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,131 Man, I hate going to the principal's office. 384 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,288 Amen. 385 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,881 I felt that one. 386 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,785 A-B-B-A, A-B-A. 387 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,076 Oh. All right. 388 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,382 (gasps) 389 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,751 I got excited. 390 00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,504 -Kirby! -Kirby! 391 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,333 Kirb-- Oh, wait. 392 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,580 Want some? 28590

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