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(Kirby) Prank Williams Jr. Day.

On this day 250 years ago,

the greatest prankster in Forest Hills history was born.

(laughing maniacally)

Shh!

(bell rings)

(Kirby) People back then probably thought it was a day like any other.

I guess the joke's on them,

because kids today

know it as the greatest prankfest anyone's ever imagined.

I'm sure a lot has changed in the last 250 years.

But just like back then,

one day is all you need to change the course of history.

(theme music playing)

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

(Mitchell) (over PA) Every year on Prank Williams Jr. Day,

some two-bit punk thinks they can take down the principal.

Well, good luck.

You might as well try to prank the wind.

You can't,

for I am the wind.

(electric guitar playing rock riff)

And remember,

the best prankster will be crowned prank royalty

at tonight's Prankster's Gala.

Happy Pranksgiving.

-(Both) Hey, Kirby! -Aah!

Sorry. I'm a little jumpy.

I think Dawn's planning something big.

She's been quiet today.

Too quiet.

So, I figure, I'm the greatest...

Dawn!

Right, sorry.

So, I figure, I'm the greatest prankster in Forest Hills,

so why should I continue to waste my energies

on that stupid little rat face I call a brother?

Ooh! Well, then I may have an opportunity for you.

So, you know how I'm less than amazing at pranks?

-Yes, you're terrible. -Exactly.

So, this year, instead of pranking,

I thought I'd start a Secret Pranksta program.

It's like Secret Santa,

but for when you don't have a special someone to prank.

Thanks, but no thanks.

It's time I hunt bigger game.

You haven't slept in four days?!

I'm just too excited.

You know how I've never been pranked before, right?

Well, this year, I decided to sign up for Secret Pranksta.

I could be hit at any moment.

I have to be on guard at all times.

This is the most alive I've felt in years!

Nice try.

Hey, guys, who's that?

Huh. Oh, good. You see him too.

I thought I was just hallucinating from lack of sleep.

He's obviously a man of mystery.

Just look at that sweet duster.

Oh, no. I smell a prank.

I gotta go.

Come on, Eli. I picked my target this morning.

I can't wait to ruin this guy's life.

I just can't bring myself to perform cruel pranks on people.

What can I say?

My moral fiber is unbreakable.

Then think of it like this:

If you pick a name, that person won't be the butt of a cruel prank.

Great point.

I'm only doing this as a public service to...

Jean Luc?

My worst enemy.

You're just lucky I have an unbreakable moral fiber!

Aah!

Snake... on my arm.

Biggest fear.

Cut it off.

Cut off the arm.

There's nothing to be afraid of, it's just Jake.

Jake Pinagatopolous?

Jake "the snake" Pinagatopolous from science class?

Let's get you safely back to your terrarium, you little stinker.

"From your secret pranksta"?

Oh, man.

I'm getting pranked by a real sicko.

This is gonna be more fun than I ever dreamed!

Aah!

-Aah! -Aah!

Oh, just get it over with.

No, no, Kirby. I'm not here to prank you.

I'm here to save you.

What are you talking about?

Look, I know this is gonna sound a little crazy,

but, uh, I'm you.

From the future.

(laughing)

How dumb does Dawn think I am?

Kirby, I'm wearing Mr. Funderpants.

What did you just say?

♪ Funderpants ♪

But... that's impossible!

♪ Funderpants ♪

♪ Funderpants! ♪

I never told anyone about Mr. Funderpants.

Of course you haven't. It's our deepest, darkest secret.

Since we were seven, we've been wearing the same underpants

underneath our actual underpants

-because of comfort! -Because of comfort!

-It's not weird at all! -It's not weird at all!

All right.

If you are really me from the future, can you...

Draw a perfect Dangerbird?

No problem.

-It's like looking into a mirror! -Into a mirror!

Quit copying me! I'll tear you apart!

I'll tear you apart!

(yelling)

Bend your pinky all the way back.

Show me your yellow tooth.

It goes brown.

Pinch your elbow.

No feeling there at all, right?

Not a thing.

(makes farting noises)

Wow.

You really are me from the future.

So, what are you doing here?

Kirby, for the sake of your future,

our future...

What happens to my eye?!

That was a prank.

Haha! Happy Prank Williams Jr. Day.

But seriously, we need to stop Dawn.

I can't believe Dawn was elected president.

Well, she was,

and her first order of business was banning all cartoons and animation.

She somehow convinced everyone that it rots kids' brains.

Cartoons rotting brains?

Preposterous! That would never happen.

Aah! Cartoons!

We cannot let her get away with that.

Believe me, I've spent most of my life trying to take her down.

Unfortunately, I got caught and placed under house arrest.

So, how did you get here?

Fish and Eli broke me out

and helped me gain access to a top secret government time travel device.

Eli goes a little crazy there for a while,

but he knows where all the government facilities are.

So, I'm arrested, Eli is crazy.

Does the future work out for anybody?

Fish does make a fortune making these awesome leather dusters.

And because we're tight, he gave me this one for 10% off.

Well, it is a nice duster.

We gotta stay focused.

So, how do we stop Dawn?

Dawn's rise to power starts today.

She pulls a prank on Principal Mitchell

and he crowns her Prank Queen.

And from that point on, her life keeps getting better and yours...

just keeps getting worse.

So, we need to stop that prank.

Lucky for us,

I've had 20 years to think about how to do it.

I'm not gonna prank him.

I'm a man of conviction.

Aah!

My pranksta struck again.

He switched my Thursday cologne with itching powder.

Oh, Fish.

-That's so... -Exhilarating, right?

He knows everything about me.

I have to meet this prank master and shake his hand.

Oh!

Who's secret pranking me?!

I don't know, it's a secret!

But it's your program!

You control the fish bowl.

Fish, you need to get some sleep.

We've set up a prank free zone in one of the classrooms.

Feel free to go there and rest.

Are you kidding me?

I've never...

felt better.

Leaving his trash behind?

What did that table ever do to you?!

This is where it happens.

Mitchell comes down this hall around noon, and somehow,

Dawn triggers an electric clipper pendulum

that buzzes his hair into a reverse mohawk.

Wow.

That's... That's inspired.

I can't believe she pulled that off.

She hasn't pulled off anything yet.

We still have time to stop her.

Okay, so, what's this big plan?

You keep Principal Mitchell away from here.

I'll go find Dawn.

Seriously?

That's the big plan you've been spending 20 years on?

I got here in a time machine. What more do you want from me?

Oof!

What the shoe?

In the face?

Well played.

"If you want to find me, follow the shoe."

A girl's shoe?

My pranksta's a she?

This isn't just a game.

This is love!

The greatest prank of all.

-(loud snap) -Aah!

Brilliant.

I will find you, my Prankerella.

Principal Mitchell, you gotta get back in your office and lock the door!

Nice try, Mr. Buckets.

I don't have an office.

(chuckles) That was a prank.

My office is beautiful.

Keep your eyes peeled. Surprises around every corner.

You never know... Aah!

See!

Principal Mitchell, you gotta believe me.

You're gonna walk right into Dawn's trap.

Pshaw. Dawn Buckets?

Pshaw.

That's two "pshaws."

I can't find Dawn anywhere.

(clippers buzzing)

Wow.

Knocking into me.

What a genius prank.

Nice try, loser.

Feel a breeze, Principal?

Ms. Buckets...

You have just rocked a very long detention.

And a coveted seat at tonight's Prankster's Gala,

where you will undoubtedly be named Prank Queen.

I hereby rescind my double pshaw.

(applause)

Thank you!

Thank you.

My lovely people!

(roars)

(laughing)

Aah!

Dawn's become unstoppable.

Again!

I can't go back.

I won't. I will not go back to that garbage dump.

What? Garbage dump?

I thought you were under house arrest?

At the garbage dump, where I live.

No!

We can't let that happen.

There's gotta be another way we can stop her.

Well, we just have to find a way to humiliate her in front of everyone

before her popularity gets out of control.

I think it's time you and I invited ourselves to the Prankster's Gala.

Is this your shoe?

Is this yours?

So you're the one who took my shoe!

-It fits... -Of course it does, it's my shoe!

You've pranked my heart, and now I'm drawn to you,

like a moth to a flame.

Sure, Fish.

And we can talk all about it in the prank free zone.

Okay, first things first.

These are really awesome jumpsuits.

Did you really bring this with you all the way from the future?

This is what everybody in the future wears on covert missions.

-They're comfortable, right? -Hey.

We both know everything's comfortable in Mr. Funderpants.

♪ Funderpants ♪

All right, so here's the plan.

Two buckets in the rafters, right over the podium.

One filled with honey, and one with feathers.

When Dawn goes up to accept her crown,

we dump 'em, turning Dawn into a human chicken,

humiliating her in her moment of glory.

Ha! You look like an idiot!

Wait. Mom?

(laughs)

I call it, Operation Chicken Buckets.

Perfect.

We'll live by the sea, pranking each other day and night.

Hey! Prank free zone! Beat it, creep.

Om... Om...

Om...

You all right?

This is a prank free zone,

and I'm trying to keep my soul calm and prank free.

Feel free to stay here as long as you want.

Spray cheese.

The devil's cheese.

A villain's caviar.

Eck! It's so gross.

Stop it! Just stop it!

Stop!

No!

And thus sayeth the great Prank Williams Jr.,

"Then hold ye a tournament

to determine the best prankster among ye,

and crowneth them prank royalty."

Belinda, the results box, please.

("Pop Goes the Weasel" plays)

Oh, my.

Future Kirby, on my word,

we let Operation Chicken Buckets rip.

Roger that, past Kirby.

It is with great honor that I announce our winner,

Prank Queen...

Ms. Dawn Buckets.

(fanfare playing)

Thank you.

Congratulations.

No, seriously, good job.

But, ladies and gentlemen of the audience, a question:

Are you applauding my sister, Dawn Buckets,

or are you applauding Chicken Buckets?

I said "Chicken Buckets"!

Future Kirby, now!

So, yeah. It's not gonna work.

Ka-boof!

What's going on?

(laughing maniacally)

How's this for a prank, huh?

You like this, you cheese-loving frog?!

Happy Prank Williams Jr. Day... punk.

(whistles)

What?

You hungry for more?

You... drew me?

But I don't...

You pranked me into pranking you?!

I've become a monster!

Jean Luc!

Can you believe my brother was gullible enough to believe

this was him from the future come back to stop me?

Well, he has to be.

He knew about Mr. Funderpants.

Ah, yes. Mr. Funderpants.

That big secret that you've never told another living soul.

Or so you thought.

A few months ago, Kirby had his tonsils taken out.

As he was coming out of anesthesia, delirious,

he told me his secret.

Something he hoped no one would ever find out.

I've worn them every single day since I was seven.

♪ Funderpants ♪

Once Kirby gave me this little gem of a secret,

I knew what I had to do.

From that point, it was as easy as finding a local actor

who looks like an older version of him,

and making sure he knew every little detail of Kirby's life.

And I want to thank Dawn Buckets

for the 180 hours of intense Kirby training.

-And I also want to thank... -Okay. Role's over, buddy.

Also, you know this little awesome futuristic jumpsuit that you have on?

It's tear-away.

So now, everybody can see your deepest, darkest secret.

(crowd gasps)

He has worn these disgusting unwashed underpants since he was seven.

(students murmuring)

(gasps) What's going on?

Sorry to ruin your big moment, Dawn.

But I never had my tonsils removed.

(crowd gasps)

It was a fake doctor,

a fake surgery,

and I fed you a fake secret.

As soon as future Kirby showed up talking about Mr. Funderpants,

I knew you were behind it.

And I want to make this perfectly clear,

I have not worn the same pair of underpants every day since I was seven.

And I just pretended to believe him.

And right when you pulled that prank on Principal Mitchell,

I knew where you were trying to lead me.

Right here.

So, what happens now?

Oh, now?

Now you have to live the rest of your life knowing that I beat you.

Oh, and this.

No. No...

♪ Funderpants ♪

Kirby!

What have I done?

You know, that reminds me.

I never got around to pranking the person whose name I drew this morning.

"Fish Fisher"?

I drew myself?!

It all makes perfect sense.

The only person smart enough to prank me is me.

The snake, the itching powder.

I even took Belinda's shoe to throw myself off the scent.

I'm a diabolical genius.

Fish!

Impressive long game, Mr. Buckets.

-You've earned this crown. -(applause)

Ever wonder what would happen if you put all that effort

into something productive?

-Yeah... -I'm sure you haven't.

(applause continuing)

(crying)

Name's Dale Rickets, by the way, and it was great working with you.

Gotta say, you had me down perfectly.

Oh, I take my craft very seriously.

All that planning... for nothing.

Come on, Dawn, let's get out of here.

Oh, Ms. Buckets.

My hair sends its regards.

(electric guitar playing rock riff)

(laughing)

All in all, not a bad PW Jr. Day.

Yeah, I guess.

I just can't believe the whole time I was pranking myself.

(yawns) I need to get some sleep.

And I can't believe Jean Luc broke my unbreakable moral fiber.

On the plus side, though,

I learned to make peace with spray cheese.

Man, I guess Belinda's Secret Pranksta program did a number on you two, huh?

Yup. It's just a shame she's so terrible at pranking,

she couldn't take part in it herself.

It all worked out exactly how I planned.

So, who's the real Secret Pranksta, huh?

(laughs maniacally)

Marker.

I've got a gala to get to.

Oh.

I think it's time we invite ourselves to the Prankster's Gah-la.

Or gala.

-Oh, I didn't know what it's called. -(laughing)

(grunting)

(coughing)

(Velcro rasps)

(laughing)

Joke's on you... I rigged the tear-away.

(shrieks)