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(Kirby) You probably thinkthis is just another day
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and just another school.
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But like most of the answerson my last Spanish test,
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you'd be wrong.
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'Cause today is the day of the cat.
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(screams)
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Uh-oh. Ah!
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(sinister laugh)
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(theme music plays)
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Oh, man! That's today?
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That's right!
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Principal Mitchell is bringing
Laughy cat to school!
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Can waughy cat gimme a wittle waugh?
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(sinister laugh)
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He's the laughiest cat in Forest Hills,
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and the internet's 342nd
most popular animal.
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He's a local treasure.
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He's a threat is what he is.
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You know if a cat scratches you,
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you have a 2% chance of contracting
humanoid catsitosis?
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That's when you start thinking
you're a cat.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but that doesn't seem
like a real thing to me.
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Trust me, it's real.
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They send everyone who gets it
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away to some special home for cat people.
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It's terrible there.
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The whole place smells
like B.O. and dead birds.
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(door opens)
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Thank you.
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Not that I don't appreciate
a dramatic entrance,
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but aren't you afraid Principal Mitchell's
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see you riding
that thing around school?
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Not really.
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I think of the "no skateboarding" rule
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as more of a loose guideline.
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Speaking of which,
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I got a little proposition for you guys.
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How did he talk us into this?
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The man has a silver tongue.
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-(whirring)
-Hey, guys. How's it--
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(screaming)
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Hey, it's totally safe.
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You guys ready? Hope so.
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If I die,
I want you to know I don't like you.
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Yes, I know.
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(all screaming)
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(both grunt)
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-Told you it was safe!
-(Laughy screeches)
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-Laughy!
-(screeches)
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(crowd gasps)
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(meow)
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(sighs)
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Hey.
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How's the school board?
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Great tie by the way.
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A bouquet of flowers? At my locker?
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Look!
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There's a card and everything.
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"Dear Dawn,
just because you're beautiful..."
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You're butchering this.
No one can hear you.
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(loudly) Flowers? At my locker?
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For me?
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Oh! This just seems like way too much!
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Who could this be from, this...
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extravagant expression of love?
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Well, let's just take a look.
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"Dear Dawn."
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Can you hear me in the back?
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Okay.
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"Dear Dawn,
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just because you're beautiful,
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just because
you're the spring in my step,
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just because I love you."
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Oh, looks like someone's a bit obsessed.
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It's signed "love...
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It just says "wow."
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Seriously? "Wow"?
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Stalk much?
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You got a creeper, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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You know, same old same old,
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the yoush.
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Well, I hate creepers.
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If this guy get weird
or things get out of hand,
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you let me know.
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You can count on me.
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Let me guess.
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You're gonna make sure
things get weird and out of hand.
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Good guess.
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(ocean sounds)
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I have tried detention,
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letters home,
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everything within my power
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to teach you the consequences
of your actions.
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I think today's punishment
must dwarf all others.
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My super-advanced brain-removal weapon
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will now conquer this human!
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Ugh! Well, it isn't working.
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You'll have to talk your way out of this.
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You, Kirby Buckets,
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winner of the rule-breaker
of the year award,
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will spend the day--
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Principal Mitchell,
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I know what I did was really,
really irresponsible,
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and I know I deserve the punishment.
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But whatever you do, please,
please, just don't make me...
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Draw a portrait of Laughy cat.
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A portrait?
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Hmm.
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Well, it is Laughy's birthday tomorrow,
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and he's very picky about his gifts.
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He slapped the friendship bracelet
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I gave him last year right out of my hand.
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But if you make me draw a portrait,
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then I'll have to miss all
of my classes for the day,
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even though it would be the perfect gift
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for a cat who has everything.
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I'm sorry, Kirby,
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I'm going to excuse you
out of your classes today
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to draw a portrait of my cat.
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You may not like it,
but that's the way it is.
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I have to go find some Swedish mice
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for Laughy's party tomorrow.
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I'll be back at 3:00.
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I expect a completed
portrait upon my return.
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Oh, and whatever you do,
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do not shut off his ocean sounds.
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(ocean sounds)
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He gets cranky without it.
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(growls)
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(wind blows)
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(door opens, closes)
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(sighs)
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Honestly?
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The sound of the ocean
kind of makes me have to pee.
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And you're a cat, so...
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(turns off device)
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(growls)
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(sighs)
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(Kirby on P.A.) Attention, students.
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This is Principal Mitchell speaking.
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Would a Mr. Eli Porterand a Mr. Fish Fisher
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report
to the Principal's office immediately.
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(wind blowing)
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Also, all the hair on my head
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was harvested from my upper back.
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Now you know. That is all.
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(Eli) Hey, Principal Mitchell.
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(Kirby) Thank you for coming in, boys.
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Turns out there's not a single situation
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I can't talk my way out of.
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All I had to do was draw a portrait of--
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Laughy cat!
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I hope this isn't weird,
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and I'm sure you get this all the time,
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but I'm your biggest fan.
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Can I get a laugh?
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Be careful, Eli!
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Humanoid catsitosis, remember?
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Forget about the cat.
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I sent out official letters
from the "Principal"
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saying that you guys
are out of class all day.
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-Let's get out of here and have some fun.
-What about Laughy's portrait?
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Already done.
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(growls)
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Wow.
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You really captured
Laughy's je ne sais paw.
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Nice. A cat pun and French.
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Hey! How come he
gets a portrait and I don't?
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Wait! I'm allergic to cats.
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Achoo!
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Oh, my.
I finally have the face I've always--
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Aah! Nope! Never mind!
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Well, you guys ready for a good time?
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'Cause I got two words for you...
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-Hall passes.
-(laughs)
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He's coming! He's coming! Positions!
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(fake crying) I can't take it anymore!
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I don't care how beautiful
or fun to be around I am,
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it's just too much!
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Leave her alone!
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Dawn, are you okay?
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Oh, Devon. I don't know.
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Having to look over
my shoulder whenever I...
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turn.
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I don't like this, Dawn.
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I'm gonna keep an eye on you
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until we find this creep.
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It's pretty cool having
the hall all to ourselves.
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Yeah.
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Whoo!
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(bell rings)
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That was fun. Should we go back
to the Principal's office?
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I guess so.
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-Laughy cat!
-He's gone!
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-I'm dead.
-Oh!
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Oh, man!
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If Principal Mitchell
comes back and finds Laughy gone,
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he's gonna turn me into cat litter...
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And then use it.
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-Laughy!
-Shh!
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I'd rather people didn't know
I lost a very famous cat, thank you.
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Come on, we gotta go find it.
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(purring, meows)
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(whispering) Laughy?
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Laughy?
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Laughy.
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-(purring continues)
-Laughy.
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I found it in my locker this morning.
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What do you think it means?
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"Gorgeous, brilliant Dawn.
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Wherever you go, I'll be there watching,
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even at the saturday 7:00 P.M. screening
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of The Astronaut's Notebook ,
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which I hear
is a great first-date movie."
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A girl can't even go see a movie?
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(shouts) What do you want from me?
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This is way worse than I thought.
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You are gonna need
around-the-clock protection.
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Whether you like it or not,
you're getting Devon 24/7.
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It's your lucky lunch day.
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Your fave. Tofu tacos.
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-Ooh, don't mind if I do.
-Are you crazy?
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These tacos could be coated in tranq dust.
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I'll test them first.
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No, all clear.
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Wait!
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No, just cilantro...
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Which is just offensive
in a different way.
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All good. Proceed.
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Maybe we should split up.
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We'll cover more ground.
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Get your phones out.
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(Laughy purring)
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(purring continues)
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Hey, Laughy, Laughy.
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Laughy.
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Please don't be down here, Laughy.
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(Laughy laughs)
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-(meows)
-(screams)
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(Fish on phone) Kirby!Laughy's in the basement!
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- Ah!
-Fish!
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Fish!
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He scratched me, Kirb.
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Oh, come on! It's just a tiny scratch.
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He'll live.
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This kitty cat is harmless.
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-He's really nothing to be--
-(screeches)
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(screaming)
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The humanoid catsitosis
might be in my bloodstream.
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I might not have much time left.
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Remember me as the guy
who knew he wasn't a cat.
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Well, the good news
is that's not a real thing.
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Come on. Let's go find Eli.
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(laughing)
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Laughy!
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Oh.
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My stuff.
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My-- my Laughy cat fan fiction.
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My foam paw.
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Why, Laughy cat?
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All I ever wanted to do was love you!
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(Laughy laughs)
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00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,375
Stop laughing!
269
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:33,421
Oh, no. Meow. It's begun.
270
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,580
Fish, we don't have time
to be fooling around, okay?
271
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,077
I'm not fooling around, Kirb.
272
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,456
Humanoid catsitosis is real! (hisses)
273
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,130
Whoa. Eli, what happened?
274
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,998
The loss of innocence.
275
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,825
If I can't believe in Laughy cat,
276
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:50,377
can I believe in anything?
277
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,748
Is santa real?
278
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,174
Is my mom real?
279
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,380
Are you real, Kirby?
280
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,539
(Laughy laughs on P.A.)
281
00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,665
He's on the P.A. system!
282
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,630
The Principal's office!
283
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,209
(school bell rings)
284
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,167
-Dawn!
-(both scream)
285
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,380
You are supposed to text me
every five minutes so I know you're safe.
286
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,918
Now, I did some recon.
287
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,630
Look at this creeper.
288
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:15,829
That's my mailman.
289
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,877
Well, I saw him
creeping around your front door.
290
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,829
Because he's my mailman.
291
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,077
What were you doing at my house?
292
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,576
F.Y.I., I don't need
your facepal password anymore.
293
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:27,827
I figured it out on my own.
294
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,787
So, I created a safer password,
295
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,035
wrote that password
down on a piece of paper,
296
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,495
shredded the piece of paper.
297
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,793
No one's getting into this account,
not even you.
298
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:39,043
Okay, Devon, I really,
really appreciate your help,
299
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,875
-but I think you should back off a bit.
-Never!
300
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:44,789
I could never let anything happen to you,
301
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:47,125
not on my watch.
302
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,038
(Devon) Can someone help me with the top?
303
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,501
Ugh! What's that smell?
304
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,172
I think it's your portrait.
305
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,630
(Kirby) Oh, gross! Is that cat pee?
306
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,539
Everyone's a critic.
307
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:14,285
Ah. The "purr-fect" specimen.
308
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,075
Get it? "Purr-fect"?
309
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,826
I'll just take my cat pee and go now.
310
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:21,167
You guys are right.
311
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,713
This is one bad pussycat.
312
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,082
(scoffs)
313
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,245
Principal Mitchell's gonna be back soon.
314
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,503
We got to think of something.
315
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,173
I was gonna be Laughy cat for Halloween.
316
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,380
Now I'm going to be something cool,
317
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,208
like my orthodontist, Neville.
318
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:44,794
(Fish purrs)
319
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:50,752
-Seriously?
-I can't help it, Kirb.
320
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,384
You think I want to live with this?
321
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:59,537
So much for being able to talk your way
out of any situation, huh?
322
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,875
This thing's a beast, Eli.
323
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,079
You can't reason with a beast.
324
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,584
But you can sooth it.
325
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:12,327
-(ocean sounds)
-Ooh! The ocean!
326
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,457
So soothing.
327
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:18,002
I wonder if anyone else
out there likes ocean sounds.
328
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,882
Laughy. Laughy.
329
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:25,922
Mmm.
330
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,710
Delicious chicken liver.
331
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:33,002
I guess I'll just take
this down to the basement.
332
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,293
(sniffs)
333
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,920
(gags, coughs)
334
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,581
Oh! That's...
335
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,579
Actually...
336
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,877
Not so bad.
337
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:53,247
(purring, meows)
338
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:00,959
All right, boys, I'm ready.
339
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,171
Send him down.
340
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,710
(ocean sounds)
341
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,785
(can rattles)
342
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,291
He's in!
343
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,459
(Dawn) O.M.G., Megan!
344
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,712
It looks like you have
a creepy secret admirer now, too!
345
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:32,292
You must be so scared and upset.
346
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,375
Someone help this poor girl!
347
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,833
What is going on here?
348
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,917
Dawn, are you okay?
349
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,130
Devon, I'm fine.
350
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,708
It's Megan I'm worried about.
351
00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,882
She has a creepy stalker now, too.
352
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:47,539
Guess you'll be busy helping her... Now.
353
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,825
No!
354
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,247
This guys is trying
to throw me off the scent.
355
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,583
It looks like I'm just
gonna have to step up my game.
356
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,577
Do you have a tent?
357
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:57,537
Looks like I'll be sleeping
in your yard until further notice.
358
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,165
That's it! I can't take it anymore!
I made it all up!
359
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,080
I sent all of that to myself!
360
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,576
I'm my own stalker!
361
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,787
I can't believe you would waste
my time with this nonsense
362
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,955
when there are people
out there who are real victims,
363
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:11,959
like Megan here.
364
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,580
Come on, Megan.
365
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,207
Looks like you got a real creeper.
366
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,631
I hate creepers.
367
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:25,207
So, The Astronaut's Notebook at 7:00?
368
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,078
See you there.
369
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,418
All right, Laughy, it's just you and me,
370
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:36,035
mano a gato.
371
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,205
Bring it on.
372
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,081
-Uh-huh.
-Let's do this.
373
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,746
(laughing)
374
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,334
Oh, no!
375
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:43,577
Look out!
376
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,170
Aah!
377
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,960
(Laughy screeches)
378
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,084
(grunts, panting)
379
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,880
(purring)
380
00:18:58,875 --> 00:18:59,825
Aah!
381
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,327
(Laughy cat laughs)
382
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,793
Looks like you got me, Laughy.
383
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,205
You're too smart, too strong.
384
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,421
Too fast.
385
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,000
I never really stood a chance.
386
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,915
Ha! Now it's a fair fight!
387
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,750
-Come on! Come on, Laughy!
-(screeches)
388
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,584
Let's go! Let's tango!
389
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,500
(Laughy screeches)
390
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,923
(grunts)
391
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,962
-(scratching)
-Aah!
392
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,666
(Laughy screeching)
393
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,420
(sighs)
394
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,750
(footsteps approaching)
395
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:52,129
Looks like the cat is back in the bag.
396
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,876
Aw! I know he's evil,
397
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:59,129
but I just can't stay mad at him.
398
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,208
This was in the carrier.
399
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,671
You wanna play with it,
Mr. Humanoid catsitosis?
400
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,130
Weird. I don't feel anything at all.
401
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,918
Must have gone away.
402
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,880
Meaning that it's totally made-up?
403
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,129
No, Kirb.
404
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,328
Humanoid catsitosis is so real...
405
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,753
And I'm the cure.
406
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,827
Um, so it's definitely made-up, then.
407
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,127
Good to know.
408
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,708
(Laughy laughs)
409
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,712
We really gotta shut this thing up.
410
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,498
There's my widdle waughy waughy.
411
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,213
Was he any trouble?
412
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,999
Uh, no. No trouble.
413
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,293
He was-- he was fine.
414
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,167
I was asking the cat
if you were any trouble.
415
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,750
And where's my portrait?
416
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:49,958
I ask for a portrait of my beloved Laughy,
417
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,831
and you hand me
a taped-up piece of garbage.
418
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,827
Explain yourself.
419
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:58,997
It was sort
of a mixed media sort of thing.
420
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,833
I mean, Laughy and I
worked on it together.
421
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,207
I mean, my colored pencils, his claws.
422
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,330
I had no idea.
423
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,213
I'm so sorry, Laughy.
424
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,461
(sniffs)
425
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,382
It smells like my favorite coat.
426
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,207
Nice work, Mr. Buckets.
427
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,751
Your punishment is complete,
428
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:21,174
and my Laughy's going
to have a happy birthday.
429
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,250
Just glad I could help.
430
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,578
(sinister laugh)
431
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,209
Because he's my mailman.
432
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,381
I'm sorry.
433
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,168
Looked like--
434
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,380
Looked likes the cat's--
435
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,500
(both laugh)
436
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:48,173
I expect a completed portrait
upon my return.
437
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,670
(air blowing)
438
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,710
Did you feel that?
439
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:53,462
(clicking)
440
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,172
It's a good waugh.
441
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,630
I wike your waugh.
442
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,214
I wuv you, waughy cat.
443
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,292
(boy) Yes!
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