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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:02,416 (Kirby) You know what's important to me? Friends. 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,330 You know what's important to us? Friday nights. 3 00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:07,077 Friday night is our night. 4 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:10,666 We've managed to spend 51 straight Friday nights together. 5 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:14,790 All we need is one more to make it an entire year of Fridays. 6 00:00:14,875 --> 00:00:18,075 (Dawn) Mom! Dad! (groans) 7 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:23,496 Kirby has done some bad things in his life, but this is unforgivable. 8 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:25,633 (chuckling) 9 00:00:25,709 --> 00:00:28,669 He ruined my ume4evr poster! 10 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:32,500 How am I supposed to tell Chadwin and Mikey B. apart now? 11 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,333 Well, that's easy. I mean, 12 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:36,627 I gave Chadwin five eyes and Mikey B. Fangs. 13 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:38,419 -They look a lot cooler now. -(laughs) 14 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,790 -You're laughing? -No. 15 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,455 -No. -I am. You can see. 16 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,252 -A little bit. -But it's a nervous laugh. 17 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:46,133 -Like, "zombies! Ahh!" -Brains, brains. 18 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,828 Well, he needs to be punished. Take away his Friday night. 19 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:51,877 -Ooh, she's right, Kirb. -No, she's wrong, mom. 20 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:54,749 I mean, everyone knows how important my Friday nights are. 21 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:56,924 Sorry, Kirb, but I'm afraid you're ground... 22 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,630 No-oooooo! 23 00:01:00,709 --> 00:01:02,919 (mimics explosion) 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,210 -...ded. -Comin' in hot. 25 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:07,541 -Pow! -Atcha. 26 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:09,035 -Don't get burned. -(mom chuckling) 27 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:12,075 (Kirby) This Friday just got a little complicated. 28 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:14,706 (theme music playing) 29 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,458 ♪ aye ♪ 30 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,826 ♪ aye ♪ 31 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,291 ♪ aye ♪ 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,290 ♪ aye ♪ 33 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:48,455 Well, I guess 51 weeks of Fridays is good too. 34 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,212 No, it's not. Nobody's like, 35 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:52,751 "oh, you hung out 51 straight Fridays in a row? 36 00:01:52,834 --> 00:01:54,424 Wow, that's impressive." 37 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,670 52 makes a full year. If it's not a year, it's nothing. 38 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,540 And another thing! (sniffs) 39 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,705 you smell really good, in a familiar way. 40 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:04,792 -Are you wearing cologne? -What? No, I'm not wearing cologne. 41 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,285 (sniffs) 42 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,455 You do smell kind of like a spring meadow. 43 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:11,922 Okay, this conversation just took a very weird turn. 44 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,830 Look, Dawn and my mom are going to be out tonight, 45 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:15,627 so we can still salvage a year of Fridays. 46 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:16,919 Uh-huh. 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,500 You're grounded tonight, remember? 48 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,633 I'm gonna try to get my dad to go to sleep by 9:30. 49 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:22,959 So if you guys come at 9:31, 50 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:25,581 we'll have the whole night to ourselves. 51 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,787 Year of Fridays is a go. 52 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,625 (all laughing) 53 00:02:32,291 --> 00:02:35,501 Well, enjoy your girls' night out. 54 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:38,833 It's not a girls' night. It's a "mom forgot to buy us ume4evr tickets 55 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:41,077 and now she's trying to make it up" night. 56 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:43,376 Well, trust me, this is going to be way better. 57 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:46,628 I got us a room at the hotel where the band is staying. 58 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,709 So if all goes according to plan, 59 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:51,922 we're going to be hanging with that cutie Chadwin. 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,710 Mom, please don't use Chadwin's name. 61 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:55,632 It sounds really weird when you say it. 62 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,539 I mean, yes! I want to meet the band, 63 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:59,745 but I also just love hotels. 64 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,714 I like to pretend I'm a traveling sales rep. 65 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:05,002 Ladies, let's ride. 66 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:13,955 Have fun being grounded and spending a Friday night with dad. 67 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:15,791 Oh, I'm planning on it. 68 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,998 (Dad) I'm sorry, Kirb. 69 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:23,003 I know you love your Fridays, but sometimes you have to learn a lesson. 70 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:26,423 The saddest boy in the world, take one. 71 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,630 It's okay, dad. You're right. 72 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:35,040 I deserve to be punished and I shouldn't have any fun tonight. 73 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:38,785 (crying) I won't even ask to play a video game. 74 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:45,540 Well, eh. 75 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,245 Maybe one round. (chuckles) 76 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:49,333 Right? 77 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:52,537 And the award for best actor in a manipulating role 78 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,415 goes to Kirby! 79 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,960 (all cheering) 80 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:58,211 Hyah! 81 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:01,131 (rock music playing) 82 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,078 (Dawn) Hi. Um, excuse me. 83 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,666 Thank you. 84 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,420 Fans stay outside. 85 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,000 Is that weapon really necessary? 86 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,253 Ume4evr is the most popular band in the world. 87 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,713 Some of these fans will do absolutely anything to meet the band. 88 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:16,582 And their high-pitched shrieks hurt my brain, 89 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:19,327 -so yes, it's necessary. -(cocks gun) 90 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:23,127 Ooh, hello, they're with me and we have a reservacion. 91 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:24,498 Oh. 92 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:25,883 Well then. 93 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:28,709 Love the cologne. Keep it. 94 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:32,752 -Your mom is awesome, Dawn. -Settle down, Belinda. 95 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,575 -(cocks gun) -(shrieks stop) 96 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,747 -Go again, go again. -Here we go. 97 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:42,464 -Ooh! -(racket striking sounds) 98 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:44,792 I bet you're gonna sleep like a baby tonight. 99 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:47,245 Aw, you're gonna have to do a little more than this. 100 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,253 -All right, here's a lob. -A lob. 101 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,963 Got it! Gah! 102 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,001 There you go. You can get that one... it's easy. 103 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,213 -It's still going! -There you go. 104 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,501 -You got that one. -I got it! 105 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,583 -Ooh! -(crashes) 106 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,127 Oh gosh. 107 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,378 (snorts) 108 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:04,788 Whatever happened to video games that just exhausted your thumbs? 109 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:06,875 -Hmm? -Here you go, dad. 110 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,499 Oh. 111 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,963 -This ought to calm you down. -Oh. 112 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,995 -Is it good? -Ooh, that's nice. 113 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:17,583 -Okay. -Yeah, yeah. 114 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:20,537 -(playing soft music) -(sighs) 115 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:26,576 (German accent) I don't think he's going to make it much longer. 116 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,457 Shall I administer the knock-out punch? 117 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,825 -Hey, dad? -Huh? 118 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,377 I think you should go to bed. 119 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:37,378 Yeah, it's probably my bedtime, huh? 120 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,458 -Yeah, it's pretty late. -All right. 121 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:41,712 All right, good night, Kirbo. 122 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:42,792 Night. Good night, dad. 123 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,285 Yeah. 124 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:45,375 -To the left, dad. -Hmm? 125 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,458 -Bed. -Yeah. 126 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:59,128 (softly) Did someone order Friday #52? 127 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:03,172 Any minute now ume4evr are going to walk through that door 128 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,750 and we're going to meet them! 129 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:07,254 Do you think Chadwin's eyes are as soulful in person? 130 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,923 -(both screaming) -(gun cocks) 131 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,212 (squeals) 132 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,421 All checked in. 133 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,960 I got our room key and I brought my beefcakes. 134 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:23,291 Mom, the possibility of meeting ume4evr is the biggest event of my life. 135 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:26,625 I love you, but please don't embarrass me with your weird meat cupcakes. 136 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:29,419 Don't worry about it. I'm going to go bring our stuff up the room. 137 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,380 Can you check the sheets and text me the thread count? 138 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,878 (giggling) 139 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:36,129 Okay, if I was a famous and hot boy band, 140 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,328 I wouldn't use the front door. I'd sneak through the back 141 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:39,917 to get away from all the crazies out there. 142 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,710 I am so lucky to be your friend. 143 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:42,962 You really are. 144 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:49,879 -(girls squealing) -The band! They're here! 145 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:51,629 -The door! -No! 146 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:53,499 (girls squealing) 147 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:57,293 Wow, auto-locking fire doors. This place is nice. 148 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:02,422 All right, guys, you all know the Friday-night rules. 149 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,250 All of us get to pick one thing. I choose... 150 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,665 "Call of carnage." 151 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:10,920 Ooh, sweet! 152 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,960 -All right, Fish, what do you... -(sniffs) 153 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:16,131 -...think you're doing? -"Hug yer duds" dryer sheets. 154 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,958 My mom used to buy it when I was little. 155 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:20,581 She'd take all the warm clothes out of the dryer 156 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:23,577 and then I'd hop in the laundry basket. It was the bomb! 157 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,957 Okay, Fish, I don't want to spend Friday night #52 158 00:07:26,041 --> 00:07:28,461 -talking about dryer sheets. -Well, too bad. 159 00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:30,882 'Cause I'm about to educate your olfactory system. 160 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:31,959 My what factory? 161 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:33,961 Your nose, my friend. 162 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,961 Guess what my activity is! 163 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,081 Oh no. 164 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,956 I want to do something that I've never done before. 165 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,881 -What is it? -I don't know. 166 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:44,709 -I've never done it before. -All right, guys. 167 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:49,252 We are going to go all out tonight, but very quietly. 168 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,793 (all chanting softly) Friday, Friday, Friday, 169 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,165 Friday, Friday! 170 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,080 (video game blaring) 171 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,496 (sirens, rock music blaring) 172 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:05,382 (silence) 173 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,708 (screaming) This is the most violent game ever! 174 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,542 I just smashed a cop car! 175 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,705 Should I play as a boy or a girl?! 176 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:17,877 My dad! 177 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,749 (grunts) 178 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,044 Eli! 179 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,790 (yawning) Kirby? I heard voices. 180 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:33,955 Oh, yeah, I... I couldn't sleep so I was just playing a video game. 181 00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:37,961 Ah, you can't sleep 'cause you're all hopped up on virtual stimuli. 182 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:40,001 You know what I used to do when I was a kid? 183 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,583 (sighs) Go outside, 184 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,747 get some fresh air and get in touch with the real world. 185 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,423 -Sounds fun. -Yeah. 186 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,790 But, I mean, I'm grounded and it's really late, 187 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:51,875 so probably shouldn't go outside. 188 00:08:51,959 --> 00:08:54,579 Eh, there's no rule that says... 189 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:55,917 -there's no rule... -No rules. 190 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,630 -There's no rule at all... -Yeah, no, no. 191 00:08:57,709 --> 00:09:01,329 ...that says just 'cause you're grounded, you can't go outside. 192 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,787 You know what? 193 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,785 I'm gonna do you a big favor. 194 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,375 You're welcome. 195 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,958 Now this is my idea of a good Friday night. 196 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,541 (laughs) 197 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,167 (sighs) Isn't this great? 198 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:26,210 There's something about camping. It's invigorating. 199 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:28,961 I feel like a lumberjack. (inhales) 200 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:31,671 (exhales) Powerful! 201 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,250 Oh, hey, I brought a deck of cards. 202 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,333 -I thought maybe we could play... -Oh, you know what? 203 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,577 I bet you can't shuffle that deck 100 times without some cards falling out. 204 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,327 Oh, you're on, mister. (chuckles) 205 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:42,627 Let's see it, shuffle master. While you're doing that, 206 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,379 -I'm gonna get something to drink. -All right. 207 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,628 You're totally going to lose. 208 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:47,709 You don't want to watch this? Oh. 209 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,035 (panting) Okay, new plan. 210 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,245 I'm going to give my dad just enough time to keep him happy, 211 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,793 but it's not going to stop us. 212 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,165 Fish, you're up. 213 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,630 We're doing laundry, baby! 214 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:03,329 (rock music playing) 215 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:14,415 (watch ticking) 216 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,880 (grunting) 217 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:23,077 67... 218 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,706 Ooh, now you've got to start over. 219 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,002 It's gonna take a while. 220 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,133 While you do that, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 221 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,125 (boys laughing) 222 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:47,537 (girls squealing) 223 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:50,535 -I can't believe we missed them! -(phone rings) 224 00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:53,955 Mom, bad time to call! We're trying to see the band. 225 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,001 The last thing I need is my mom embarrassing me now. 226 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,463 We have to get back inside. 227 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,172 Hey, it's okay. You let us in earlier. 228 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,580 Room key? 229 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:04,207 Look, Mitch... Can I call you Mitch? 230 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:08,131 What's it going to take to get us into the hotel? 231 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,918 Your room key. 232 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,920 Oh, he's good. 233 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,880 (girls squeal louder) 234 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,625 (gun cocks) 235 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,672 It's a dead end! 236 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,750 (Mitch) You can run but you can't hide. 237 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,214 Quick, get in the trash chute! 238 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:39,631 (whispers) This is a great idea, Dawn. 239 00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,129 -What the... -(both screaming) 240 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,628 (both) Oh! 241 00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:46,289 -(Dawn) Ow. -(Belinda) Really? 242 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,958 Okay, minor setback. 243 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,584 (boys laughing) 244 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:06,917 Two down, one to go, and our year of Fridays will be complete. 245 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,500 What's it gonna be, Eli? 246 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,043 I've always wanted to go on a whale-watching cruise. 247 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,955 That's great. How about something we can do now? 248 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,417 -(clock cuckooing) -Kirby? Kirby? 249 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,630 Kirby? 250 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,999 All right, think about it. I'll be right back. 251 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,040 Oh, hey! 252 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,075 Hey. 253 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,206 Who you talkin' to, Kirby? 254 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:35,081 Uh, the house. You know, it gets lonely. 255 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,576 So do I. 256 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,417 Time to get serious about camping. 257 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,920 No more going inside. Come on! 258 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,706 -(flies buzzing) -Of course, it's locked. 259 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,542 (trash thuds) 260 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:51,665 Hey, this is a half-eaten beefcake. 261 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,580 It's your mom! We can yell for help! 262 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,167 -Hel... -No! 263 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,960 I'd rather get out of this on our own. 264 00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,961 -(spits) -Give me a boost. 265 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,211 Help me. 266 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,541 (grunting) Oh! 267 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,705 -Maybe we should call my mom. -Yeah. 268 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,212 (beeping) What? 269 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,381 Did you forget her number? It's 555-17... 270 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,788 No. There's no signal down here. 271 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,955 Wait, you know my mom's number by heart? 272 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,711 We chit-chat. 273 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,173 Hmm. 274 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,290 (birds chirping) 275 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,165 (yawns) 276 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,420 (grunts) 277 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,460 Now that was a great Friday night. 278 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,422 Hmm. Mmm. 279 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,330 (pad beeps) 280 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:45,962 What the... 281 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:49,251 Kirby, did you sneak in the house during the night? 282 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,673 No, you set the alarm. 283 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,670 Well, someone was in here. 284 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,580 And the weird thing is... (sniffs) they did our laundry. 285 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,288 Well, if someone did break in, 286 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,745 I'm sure they'd be gone by morning! 287 00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:04,924 What? 288 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,420 Oh, uh, just thinking out loud. 289 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,960 Ah. 290 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,459 What... 291 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,750 Guys, you got to get up and get out of here 292 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,294 -before my dad sees you! -(doorbell rings) 293 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,827 Come on! 294 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,671 Sergeant Pounder. 295 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,130 Thanks for coming so fast. 296 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,328 Don't worry, Mr. Buckets. 297 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,747 If there's a burglar in here, me and my partner will find him. 298 00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,504 (baby coos) 299 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,963 -It's take-your-son-to-work day. -Okay. 300 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:51,745 Why don't we just come clean? What's the worst that can happen? 301 00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,004 That's Sergeant Pounder! 302 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,753 You know what happened to the last kid he busted? 303 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,174 -What? -I don't know! 304 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,790 That's the point. Nobody knows. 305 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,205 Guys, we've gotta get you out of here. 306 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,041 If my dad finds out that you've been here all night, 307 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,075 we'll never spend another Friday night together again. 308 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,376 But wait a second, our year of Fridays isn't complete. 309 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,038 I never got to do what I wanted to do. 310 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,825 (Both) That's because you never decided! 311 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,207 It has to be something I haven't done before! 312 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,541 You know how hard that is? 313 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,165 I've lived a very full life. 314 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,750 Okay, we don't have time for you to decide. 315 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,754 You guys have to leave, like, now! 316 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,544 Kirby, I know we're crunched for time, but may I please use your bathroom? 317 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,625 I've been holding it all night and I'm in a lot of pain. 318 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:25,039 Dude, go. You don't have to ask. 319 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,205 -I told you. -But it's not your house. 320 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,421 Look, I'm gonna go distract them so you guys can sneak away. 321 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,750 All right? Let's go! 322 00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:31,924 Oh! 323 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:36,578 When I find this dirtbag, he's gonna wish he was wearing diapers. 324 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,457 (baby coos) 325 00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,632 Chh chh chh chh chh. 326 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,830 Hey, Sergeant Pounder. 327 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:49,167 Hi. I would like to report a crime. (chuckles) 328 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,920 The crime of... 329 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,291 Yoo hoo! 330 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,125 ...how cute your baby is! 331 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,288 Do you have any pictures? 332 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,042 8Yeah, I do. 333 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,134 Come on, Eli, we've got to go. 334 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,748 No, Fish, I gotta go. 335 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,384 Maybe I'll try the wee-wee song. 336 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,918 ♪ When I go down the slide, I go "wee wee wee" ♪ 337 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,080 Whoa! Here it comes. 338 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,580 (key turning in lock) 339 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,667 Wake up. Wake up, we're safe! 340 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,170 We're safe! Not trash, not trash! 341 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,790 -We're not trash! -(both grunting) 342 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:33,495 Thank you for saving our lives! You're an amazing person! 343 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,083 -Here he is in a baby cop outfit. -(cartoons snoring) 344 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,206 Here's another one of him drooling. 345 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,291 Each drool is different though. 346 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,535 Kind of like a snowflake. 347 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,575 Hey, can I see that third drooling one again? 348 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,957 -(door creaking) -Criminals! 349 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,921 -Whoa. -Kirby, what are you doing? 350 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,500 I'm gonna try to catch them. 351 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,883 Unlike my future cop here, they're going to wish they were never born. 352 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:57,329 Whoa, you're going after the burglars with the baby? 353 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,917 He's sleeping. He'll be fine. 354 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,710 -You can come along too. -All right. 355 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,832 But you wake him, I break you. 356 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:12,039 -Eli, why do you ride that thing? -Because I can't ride a normal bike. 357 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,205 I have balance issues! 358 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:17,211 -(brakes squeal) -All right, follow me, guys. 359 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,211 I'll get you out of here. 360 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,461 There she is. 361 00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,502 Dawn, are you okay? 362 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,423 I tried calling you all night. 363 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,580 I'm fine, mom. Can we just talk about it when we get home? 364 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,077 I need to get rid of this dumpster smell. 365 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,706 -(girls screaming) -Oh my gosh. 366 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,002 It's them. 367 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,383 -(Belinda screaming) -Hi, Chadwin! 368 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,378 Hey, boy! Hey! 369 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,378 Mom, please don't embarrass me! Please! 370 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,918 Mom, I think he just waved at me! 371 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 (all shouting) 372 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,253 Chadwin! 373 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,833 You, me, forever! 374 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,997 (screaming) 375 00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:55,544 (slow-motion) Bring it on, fan. 376 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:05,253 (Mitch) Ahhhh! 377 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,293 (crying) 378 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,575 He was waving at me, sweetie. I tried calling you all night 379 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,457 because ume4evr had the hotel room next to ours. 380 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,132 That Chadwin is a real sweetie. 381 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,958 I had him sign this for you. 382 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,921 -Belinda, what did he say? -"Dawn, 383 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,460 your mom rules. Xo, Chadwin." 384 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,583 -Thanks, mom. -And for the record, 385 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,577 they loved my beefcakes. 386 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:33,537 Wait, if my mom didn't throw a beefcake on us, then... 387 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,625 (Both) Ume4evr threw trash on us! 388 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:39,829 -(both squealing) -(gun cocks) 389 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,037 They're having fun. 390 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,788 There they are. Oh, they're getting away. 391 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,035 The only thing they're getting is me angry. 392 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,166 (tires squeal) 393 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,540 We've got company. 394 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,325 Follow me! I know a shortcut! 395 00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:56,417 (Sergeant Pounder) How many criminals are there? I need to keep my eyes on the road. 396 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,000 Adrenaline going. 397 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,253 My heart's like, "rrrr, bbppp bppp bppp." 398 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,625 There he is! Follow me! 399 00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:10,169 -Kirby! -Fish? 400 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,170 You know what? Maybe we should call this whole chase thing off. 401 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,580 Come on, Eli! 402 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,497 Nothing was stolen, and whoever it was did my laundry. 403 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,383 (tires squeal) 404 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,922 Don't ride in my car and tell me not to be a cop. 405 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,003 -(engine revving) -Oh, this is going to be bad. 406 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,333 As a doctor, I would like to offer a second opinion. 407 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,667 I've got you now. 408 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,290 Yes, this is going to be bad. 409 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,825 (All) Ahhh! 410 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,247 Is my little lieutenant still sleeping? 411 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,003 'Cause things are about to get crazy. 412 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,253 (revs) 413 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,833 (tires squeal) 414 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:51,077 -Maybe we should hit the siren. -(siren wailing) 415 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,956 -No, don't do that! You'll wake the... -(crying) 416 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,541 (both) Ahhh! 417 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,665 (Pounder) I can't think! 418 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,420 -What the... -My ears are bleeding! 419 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,080 Is this a baby?! What is this? 420 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,788 -(All) Ooh! -(characters shouting) 421 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,415 (siren dies) 422 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,996 Come on, let's get out of here. 423 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,711 How's my baby? 424 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:23,212 -(coos) -Uh, he did good. 425 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,171 That's my boy. 426 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,380 Hey, guys, I just realized being chased by a policeman 427 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,248 is something I've never done before. 428 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,713 (All) We did it! 429 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:33,422 Friday! Friday! 430 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,250 Friday! Friday! 431 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,575 (all panting) 432 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,877 -Hey, dad. -Kirby. 433 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,709 I'm guessing we need to thank you. 434 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,882 You disobeyed your grounding, you ran from the police, 435 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:50,039 and you did an odd amount of laundry without folding it or putting it away. 436 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,665 And if your mom finds out I was in a police car chasing you... 437 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:56,040 Well, let's just say that's a conversation 438 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,575 I don't want to have. 439 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,997 -So... -So you, young man, 440 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,883 are grounded for a long, long time. 441 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:05,919 Sorry, guys. 442 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,210 At least we made it a year. 443 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,791 -That's got to be some kind of record. -Yeah. 444 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,535 Oh, I'm not saying you guys can't come over. I'm just saying... 445 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:19,165 I want to be included. 446 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:22,040 What do you say, guys? Next Friday? 447 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,625 Friday! 448 00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:25,999 (All) Friday! Friday! 449 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,463 Friday! Friday! Friday! 450 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:32,042 -(all laughing) -We gonna par-tay! 451 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,875 (chuckles) 452 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,167 (strings twang) 453 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,500 While you fix that, I could bring you back another instrument. 454 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,043 -Good idea. -Sweet. 455 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,423 Look what I found. 456 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,000 Oh, that's good. That's good. 457 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,173 -Here you go, dad. -Here we go. 458 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:59,080 This is pretty good. Yeah, it'll do. Yeah. 33290

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