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(yawns)

Five, four, three, two--

(Kirby) Dawn!

Why am I stuck to the toilet seat?

(yelling) What did you do?

Ha! You've been Dawn'd.

Oh, no. It's today?

Happy Prank Williams Jr. Day, loser.

(chuckles) And the day's just getting started.

(giggles)

(Kirby) No, but seriously, I do need help in here.

Anybody?

-(grunting) -(flushing)

(theme song playing)

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

Prank Williams Jr.

One of the most important figures in Forest Hills history.

(teacher) Or whatever.

In 1807 he fended off a British invasion of the town

by pranking their general so hard his troops lost all respect for him.

(flushing)

Poor guy probably lost all respect for himself.

I've been there.

Anyway, the town made him the first principal of this school,

and now we prank each other every year on his birthday.

Yippee.

Yes, Eli.

I don't.

You don't...?

Celebrate Prank Williams Jr. Day by pulling pranks.

He's a conscientious objector, Mr. Krause.

I just don't like pranking people.

The tricking, the meanness, no, thanks.

Then you may sit quietly, Eli.

Some say that Prank Williams

hid his greatest prank somewhere here in town.

Supposedly it was the funniest, most outrageous prank of all time.

Blah, blah, blah. Who wants to watch a movie?

No, wait. What was the prank?

So, no movie.

Yeah, no one knows.

It was so powerful he feared it might destroy the town,

so he never used it. He named it the Geoffrey,

which was the scariest name he could think of at the time.

The Geoffrey.

Fish, imagine what I could do to Dawn if I got my hands on that prank.

Don't bother.

Many treasure hunters have searched for the Geoffrey,

but, like many of my life choices, they've got nothing to show for it.

Wait, Mr. Krause, were there any clues of where he might have left it?

No... Well, maybe one.

Prank Williams' last words were,

"The path to the Geoffrey begins at 1:15 on 11-29-48."

So unless you got a time machine, that ship has sailed,

you movie-hating weirdos.

(rock music playing)

I'm gonna get you!

(beeps)

There was always something magical about Prank Williams Jr. Day.

Hmm.

Maybe that's why I liked it so much.

It reminded me of... Me.

I'm recording my thoughts for my autobiography,

A Man Called Fish .

(scoffs) Sure, why not? Totally normal.

Look, all this Prank Williams stuff got me thinking,

people are gonna want to celebrate me someday.

And when they do, they deserve to know the real Fish Fisher.

I'd love to know the real Fish Fisher.

Well, lucky for you, I'm uploading free audio files to my website.

(Fish laughs)

Man, it's been a long time

since I've been able to enjoy Prank Williams Jr. Day.

-(clock ticking) -Huh?

For me?

-(rattling) -What? What's this?

-(explosion) -Happy birthday.

-Whoo-ha! -(screams)

All it does is give Dawn the opportunity

to find new and creative ways to ruin my life.

But you're a great prankster. Why not just get her back?

(sighs) Believe me, I've tried.

(buzzing)

Oh, Dawn...

(Dawn) I'm right behind you.

Hey, wait! Come on! Dawn! Hey, Dawn!

(Kirby groans) Let me out!

(pounding)

There's just something about Dawn.

Somehow she outpranks me every year.

Well, what's your plan this year?

I haven't been able to come up with one.

She's all in my head.

If only I had something like the Geoffrey.

The Geoffrey.

If I get Dawn with a prank that good, she'd never prank again.

Or... another option.

Maybe you could have a good talk with her

about how all the pranking makes you feel.

Have you met my sister?

The Geoffrey would be great,

but you heard Krause--no one's ever gonna find that thing.

(sighs) Yeah, I guess you're right.

Where have you been? Today's my big day.

I was just buying a snack.

Say, would you like a piece of peanut brittle?

Because that's what's in this can, peanut brittle.

Come on, Belinda, you're better than that.

Man, I love Prank Williams Jr. Day.

It's like Christmas, but better, because I'm happy,

and Kirby is paranoid and sad.

And your skin looks so good when you're dominating your brother.

It really does. Now let's go over the check list.

-Did you buy the dozen air horns? -Check.

The giant baby diaper has been bought and tailored to fit Kirby?

Check and check.

Forest Hills wrestling team?

-All paid off. -Excellent.

Kirby's not gonna know what hit him.

(screams)

That's right, Dawn, you better not prank me.

And you're lucky I don't have a time machine,

otherwise I'd go back to 11-29-48 and I'd find the--

It's 11-29-48!

-(thunder cracks) -Eureka!

(farting)

Thank you, and remember,

when you prank someone, you're really pranking yourself.

-Posse up, Eli. -What's going on?

I got something I wanna try. Come on!

The path to the Geoffrey begins at 1:15 on 11-29-48.

What if 1:15 wasn't a time,

but a locker number, and 11-29-48 was the combination?

(chuckles) That makes a ton of sense.

My good friend Kirby had finally snapped.

It was kind of sad, actually.

113.

114.

116?

Huh? No 115.

But that can't be.

(Kirby) Historic locker 115!

(Kirby) The Geoffrey is mine.

11, 29, 48.

(dramatic music playing)

(fanfare playing)

(Kirby) Come on.

You gotta be kidding me.

-(grunts) -(wind howls)

Whoa...

-Still think I'm crazy? -(laughs)

(hushed awe)

What is this place?

(Kirby) It looks like it was part of the old school.

It must have gotten sealed off when they did renovations.

I don't like it here.

I don't like dust, I don't like smells, and I don't like file cabinets.

Is there anything you do like?

I like birds.

-(screeching) -(screaming)

(gulps)

(Kirby shouts)

-(beeps) -I decided we should explore

the old, creepy hallway.

Kirby and Eli were super scared, of course,

and said we should turn back,

but I let them know I was here to protect them.

(high-pitched screaming)

Take Eli!

(panting)

Hey, check it out.

Yeah, skeleton janitor. I kinda noticed!

No, down there.

What is that?

I can't tell.

But I'm willing to bet it's got something to do with...

The Geoffrey.

You know, I think this might be a good time

for us to all take a step back

and agree as a group, "Pranks? No, thanks!"

Sorry, Eli. I'm getting that prank,

-and nothing's gonna... -(switch clicks)

(gasps)

...stop me?

Whoa.

That's the second biggest spitball I've ever seen.

Long story. Don't worry, it'll be in the book.

Okay... Note to self, don't step on the dark tiles.

Have you seen my brother?

We have a very big day ahead of us,

and we really do need to get started soon.

I think I may have figured out why you can't find Kirby anywhere.

What? Tell me, now.

You know how I'm a sucker for a good autobiography, right?

Well, I just finished Joe Jonas', I'm Not Your Brother .

I was looking for something new,

and Fish has been putting snippets of his aut-bi up on his website,

-so naturally I thought I'd check if-- -Uh-huh.

You're killing me, get to the point.

Kirby's on a quest to find the greatest prank of all time.

(chuckles) Yeah, great, that'll happen.

No, for real.

Apparently they found a clue in a secret part of school no one knew about.

Huh, Kirby thinks he can outdo me on P. W. Jr. Day, does he?

Well, I don't think so.

Because today's my day,

and he's gonna get what's coming to him. Let's go.

I'm gonna get you.

Watch out.

Watch out! Watch out!

(Eli) Good thing we didn't step on any dark tiles.

You idiot! You stepped on a tile.

No, I didn't.

I did, and I don't regret it.

Whee!

Oh, the Geoffrey.

I thought it'd be... Geoffrey-er.

I think this is just another clue, Fish.

(chuckles) I knew that, man.

-(beeps) -I knew that.

(breathes deeply)

(laughs)

(clears throat)

Whoa, check it out.

(Kirby) "When I tower over Forest Hills at exactly 3 PM I will point the way."

-What does that mean? -No clue.

I think I might have an idea.

I just wanna be clear though, that I am not prank enabling.

Why are we in the school basement?

For this!

-(Fish coughing) -(Eli) "When I tower over Forest Hills."

(all coughing)

Eli, this is it.

How did you even know this was down here?

You're forgetting I was a junior janitor.

We try to, but you keep reminding us.

Guys, it's almost 3:00.

(man) Is someone down there?

I'm on it.

Hey, Mr. Krause.

What are you doing in the basement, Fish?

You're not supposed to be down there.

I, um... You know... I took a wrong turn.

Okay, well can you get out of my way? I have to get a box of textbooks.

Um...

Hey, look.

"When I tower over Forest Hills."

The shadow!

Look, Mr. Krause, you don't need any textbooks.

Oh, really? And why is that, exactly?

Because... You are better than this place.

I mean, you're a smart guy in the prime of your life,

but you're bored!

And everyone knows it.

Really? Everyone?

I bet there's a dream inside you somewhere.

Well, I have always wanted to write a book

about a detective who solves crimes

using his unique knowledge of social studies.

Well, what are you waiting for? You're not getting any younger.

You're right.

I'm gonna go resign right now.

Thanks, Fish.

Thank you. (laughs wildly)

Go get 'em, Mr. Krause.

(Kirby) "At exactly 3:00 PM, I will point the way."

Almost there. Just a few more seconds.

(bells tolling)

(both) The old Forest Hills Cemetery!

I should have known, the Geoffrey's been hiding

at Prank Williams Jr.'s tomb the whole entire time, in plain sight!

Good to know.

Oh. Hey, Dawn.

-What you up to? -Don't get casual with me, Kirby.

Did you really think I was just gonna sit back

and let you get your hands on the greatest prank of all time?

Not today.

Thank you, Belinda.

(screaming)

I believe you know Tim, Ricky, and big Ricky.

We just came from the fair.

I had something pretty major planned for you this year,

but I have a feeling this Geoffrey thing of yours is gonna be even better.

Boys.

-(hissing) -(scream)

(Fish) Come on, I'm sorry.

The Geoffrey.

Is this a bad time?

There must be some way out of here.

-Come on, think. -(beeps)

I didn't know what to tell Kirby.

As far as I could tell, Tim, Ricky, and big Ricky had us trapped.

Would you cut that out?

We got bigger problems than recording your life story.

-(beeps) -Kirby was getting snippy.

I was not getting snippy. I was just reacting

-to a very serious situation-- -Hey! Stop talking over there,

otherwise your face is gonna be wearing this jockstrap.

(buzzing)

(flies screaming)

This can't be happening.

If Dawn gets her hands on the Geoffrey, my life is over.

What I do now, I do for my friend.

(groaning) Oh, my stomach.

It sure hurts.

Oh yeah, right. (scoffs)

Like we're falling for that.

It's some kind of trick or something.

Are you kidding? Look at his shirt.

(mutters)

He's right.

It seems legit.

(groans)

My kitty face paint!

-But your pranking policy-- -Don't worry about that.

It's too late for me.

Just get to the Geoffrey.

(dramatic music playing)

Dawn?

You in here?

(muffled cry)

Ran into one of Prank Williams' booby traps, did you?

Yeah, that's pretty common for a novice hunter.

Whoa!

So... we meet again.

(groaning)

(yelps)

Whoa!

You can't beat me, Dawn. This prank is my dream.

You just found out about it two hours ago.

(grunting)

(Dawn) These nets are sticky.

(grunting)

Ha! The greatest prank in the world is mine.

Okay, Kirby. You win.

I win.

I win!

I like the sound of that.

Seriously, you're gonna be a sore loser now?

It's--it's nothing.

Oh, come on, Dawn. What?

This was all I had, you know?

What are you--what do you mean?

You're so great at everything:

Drawing, friends, being popular

despite your weird hair and rat-like face.

Pranking was my thing. The one thing I could be good at.

(soft music playing)

Nice try, Dawn.

There's no way I'm feeling bad for you.

-Prepare to get... -(whimpering)

Seriously?

What are you waiting for?

Just hurry up and get it over with, so I can go back to being second best.

(sighs) Hey, I'm sorry.

We can just call this year a draw, and then we can go home.

-Whoa! -Sucker!

I'm better than you at everything.

Dawn!

It's so beautiful.

Oh no!

(whirring)

Shut your eyes. Don't look at it!

(Dawn) What's happening?

(loud rumbling)

(Kirby) It's the Geoffrey!

(groaning, shouting)

(maniacal laughing)

(Prank Williams Jr.) It's the greatest prank of all time!

(laughing continues)

-(gasps) -We must never speak of this again.

(laughing)

Come on, we're leaving.

Hey, Dawn...

Pranks for everything.

-(growling) -(Belinda) No! No.

You.

So the Geoffrey was just one big trick?

Yeah, it seems like old Prank Williams Jr. decided to pull a gag

on anyone greedy enough to go looking for his masterpiece.

(sighs)

I guess if something sounds too good to be true,

it probably is.

Especially if it's from a guy named prank.

Well, I'm glad you learned your lesson, Kirby.

-(buzzing) -Ah! What the--

Happy Prank Williams Jr. Day.

Sorry. I'm addicted to the lifestyle.

(Kirby and Fish laugh)

This would have been a great chapter in my book.

You're not doing it anymore?

Nah. All this talk about Prank Williams made me realize something.

I don't want to be celebrated.

I want to be a legend.

And legends are only legends because they're a mystery.

That's why nobody knows anything about Abraham Lincoln.

That is so true.

Well, anyways, I think it's safe to say

that it's going to be a very long time

before Dawn even thinks about pranking me.

Am I right?

(Fish laughs)

You may have won this time, Kirby,

but the war is far from over,

and I have 364 days to plot my revenge.

Geoffrey begins at 1:15 on 11-29-48.

-What if one fluff--- -(man) Okay.

Fluff.

...but a locker number?

And 11-f--29--and 11-29-48 was the-- (groans)

(laughing)

Oh, now get regular Ricky again.

(all laughing)

Who knew pranking was this much fun?

(Prank Williams Jr.) The Geoffrey.