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Where you at Omar, come on, Let's Go.

[breathing heavily]

Come on, hurry up.

- [breathing heavily] - Whew!

Man it's like a slap in the face, seein' that confederate carvin'

and them flags every time you run up here, man.

- Right. I think we should have a petition signed online

and have it replaced with Outkast.

[laughter]

Yeah, you strugglin' back there, man. You good, bro?

I didn't get much sleep last night.

Oh, Casanova!

- I see you play, boy. - Ah uh, no, no, no.

- Who is she? - No, no, Greg. It ain't like that, alright.

I am genuinely tryin' to save my marriage

- Hey, I I respect that, okay. - Okay.

- I'm just sayin', this is a no-judgment zone.

So if you was gettin' your issue last night,

- you could tell your boy. - [laughter]

Bianca called me last night.

What?!

Yeah.

But we only talked for a few minutes. It wasn't much.

Wait, so- so Bianca calls you in the middle of the night and y'all just

what, trade cupcake recipes?

- No, listen. She just told me how hard it was bein'

an immigrant and how she actually hates that some Dominicans

don't think that they're Black.

- Oh...that's cute. - That's it.

Y'all probably went back and forth over who should hang up first.

What the hell is goin' on?

Greg, I was up all night tryin' to figure out how to tell Keith.

Just tell him that Bianca belongs to the streets!

- [laughs] - Matter of fact, I'll tell him.

- Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't tell him anything.

Put your phone down. Now we both know how he is.

Every woman he likes, he thinks she's his future wife.

That is true.

You better tell him quick, before he gets hurt.

- Let's go! - [groans]

- Hey, you always... Come.

- cheat.

* Strength in numbers

* When you're under I'm the one that you call

* Six day ones, ten toes down

*I'm gonna rap for my bras

* You know if you gotta think you got it wrong

* You ain't gotta ask no questions.

Hey! [laughing]

* [unintelligible]

* if I'm my brother's keeper

Good mornin', babe.

- Aw, honey.

That smells delicious.

- [giggles] Thank you.

Oh, remember um Kevin and Karen are stopping by tonight for game night.

Oh, that's tonight?

I got plans with the fellas.

Can we reschedule?

But, I would rather not cancel on our friends, Darby.

Your friends. [Laughs] You know I don't have much in common with Kevin.

Sure you do.

He loves basketball, and so do you. Boom! [laughs]

- Yeah, he thinks the greatest player of all time is Larry Bird.

[paper crinkling] - Well everyone is entitled to their opinion.

And personally, I think Tom Brady is the best.

[laughs] So--

- Okay, I love the guys.

Okay, I really do,

it's just I think that it's time we start hanging

out with other couples,

So you want me to ditch my boys that I've known for over 20 years?

- No, no, no. I'm not saying that at all, um... - [indistinct]

I'm just saying that maybe there's some space in your friend circle

for a little... diversity.

- Diversity? - Mm hm.

Some professionals, maybe some developers, you know just to help

with your business.

Friends are not commodities that you trade on the stock market, Lisa!

I know.

Okay, but as your wife,

it is my duty to look out for your best interest, okay?

Okay.

Oh, and I need you to drink this because

I squeezed it special, just for you.

- You made it for me? Okay. - Mm hm.

- Mm hm... It's good, right.

- [smacks lips] That's good. [laughs] - Mm hm.

- That's good. That's good. - [giggling]

What's up, Bianca?

It's a it's Keith. I hope you slept well last night.

Mm, you know I think I left my chicken parmigiana in your fridge last night, and

forgot to take it out, so I hope you haven't eaten it yet.

Yeah, but I mean you can eat it if you're hungry, that's

nope, nope

[deep exhale] Hola,

Bianca. Soy me,

Keith...Johnson.

Okay...

[Hip-hop theme]

okay.

[clapping] - Yeah.

[clapping continues]

[sneakers squeaking]

[exhales]

Well look who decided to show up? Only missed the entire first half of the game.

I sent you a text message askin' what time it started but you didn't reply.

I didn't get it.

Text message said you read it.

Thought I turned that feature off.

So we raisin' the next LeBron?

If LeBron's scorin' the opposing team's basket in second grade,

we right on track.

He did that?

- Twice. - Oah.

He's been on the bench ever since.

- Hey, that- that's not right.

Hey coach, put number 5 in the game. Come on, man. What are you

doin'?

Omar!

- Dad, Dad, you're embarrassing me.

- Hey, girl. - Hey.

What you readin'?

The Five Love Languages. You wouldn't understand.

How was your day off yesterday?

- Ugh, Gregory is stayin' with me for a while

while he rents out his apartment on an Airbnb.

He cooked breakfast,

and oiled my scalp.

What? Girl,

hook me up. He must have a brotha.

No, only a little sister.

A cousin. Hell, his daddy?

- You need to stop!

You don't seem too happy.

I'm...happy.

Yeah well...I just feel like

we've been stuck in the same place for a while now.

Girl, that's that biological clock talkin'.

No, I mean I see all of my friends gettin' married.

And having babies. I mean well, except for you.

I can always freeze my eggs, okay.

If I ain't got a man...he can't cheat.

[laughter]

Rena,

a man will take and use you for as much as you let him.

Okay? You gotta send him a message

that you not gonna put up with it.

Okay?

[sneakers squeaking]

[percussive hip-hop beat]

[loud squeak]

Hey coach, we're down by 40 points. Put number 5 in the game.

- Sit down. Stop cryin'!

- Sh--? - Mind your business. This has nothin' to do with you.

But everybody's got kids playin'.

It's not just about your son.

[whistle blows]

Hey, I didn't come all the way down here to see my son sit on the bench.

Omar.

I think that tight shirt is cuttin' off your circulation.

Maybe you wanna take it off and give it back to your son.

[laughter]

[sneakers squeaking]

Now I'm definitely not sittin' down till my son gets in the game.

Well if he knew what basket to put the ball in, he'd play more.

Hey, don't you disrespect my son like that.

- Or what? - Or what?

Or... what?

- Omar. - I'm a show you what.

- I'll show you what. That's what. I'll show you what. [ref blows whistle]

- Keep disrespectin' my son, man-- [whistle blows]

keep disrespectin'--

What the? What are you grabbin' me for? Get

get off a me. He started it.

- Caleb!

[clapping]

Bye, Felicia.

- It's alright.

[laughter] - Man, you gonna keep messin' around with Jarvis,

he's gonna come out of that suit and tie, and he's gonna whoop your ass.

- Yeah, okay. Like gramps was gonna knock you down them bleachers, huh?

Man, listen...I was not gonna fight him.

Mm.

- I just wanted Caleb to know I had his back.

- Well you're lucky the police ain't show up.

That'd been all bad.

You right.

[sighs] But they made me leave, and I didn't even get a chance to talk to Caleb.

Caleb knows, man. He understands.

little Nina in my bell, holdin' bundles like my cousin Mel

Man, you gonna tell Keith about Bianca?

I've been tryin' to think of a way to tell him without hurtin' his feelin's.

Oh, you mean lie?

No, no. Not lie but-- [laughter]

but I think the best thing we can do for him is try to get his mind off of it.

That boy is in love.

He can't see 5 feet in front of him.

Good luck with that.

* I wish you would

Hey! Oh...

- Jarvis, my man. - [giggling]

- What is up, my brotha? - Eeh..ah..yeah.

- Kevin, Karen, good to see you both.

- You too! - Good to see you too.

- Oh, Karen! - Hey!

Hi, thank you guys so much for coming.

I brought potato salad. I hope you like raisins.

- Raisins? - Oh...we love raisins!

Thank you. I'll put it in the kitchen with the rest of the food.

- Come on in. Yeah, come on. Follow me. - Alright.

- Ah. - Lookin' good, buddy. - Mm.

Yes.

Here we go.

You guys hungry?

- Yes, we are.

Oh great. Perfect timing.

[exhale]

I ran into your old college sweetheart,

- Mm hm. - Donnie.

Ah...hah

Don't be jealous, Jarvis. This was freshman year. long before you two met.

- Eh deh-- - Actually I hope you don't mind, but...

I invited him over.

- [giggles] - Oh my god, Karen...

- ...no you didn't! - Yes, I did.

Who the hell is Donnie?

Her Mexican lover...

Don Julio!

[laughter]

Okay- okay, please don't' remind me because I

left that all behind me, okay.

Ah, that look on your face was priceless, Jarvis. Put it there!

- Ah. - Alright.

[sigh]

- Shots all around, hm?

- To Don.

- [Kevin] To Don. - Mm hm.

["Yellow" by Emi Secrest plays] * How do two

* hearts bump together

* it's not a tale of black and white

* we keep our hands locked together

* we face each other-- - Hey, what's up, fellas? - Hey!

- Hey, what's up? - What's up, Keith? What up, brotha?

Hey, sorry I'm late, fellas.

Just had to wait for my mom's to drop off my laundry, you know.

Keith, please don't ever tell anybody else that.

Hey, where's Jarvis?

He's hangin' out with his other friends tonight.

Oh, yeh you mean his wife?

Yeah, I think that should be allowed, Greg.

It's okay. Greg's a little jealous.

Jealous? I'm not jealous.

Yeah, you are jealous.

- Hey, what's been goin' on with you guys lately? I mean you were

a little hard on him at the pool hall.

- [Omar] See?

Jarvis needs to hear the truth sometimes, okay?

He's been trippin' lately.

Your truth isn't Jarvis' truth, Greg.

Okay, I didn't know it was meet up tonight to talk about Jarvis all night.

Is that what we doin'?

- Oah...sensitive! - Okay, this is sensitive.

See you know what that is? That's the face of a man who knows he's done wrong.

- Dead wrong.

You're wrong, Greg, and you know it.

- Can I get you anything to drink?

Oh a yes, um

may I please have a strawberry daiquiri, por favor?

Muchos gracias.

[snickers] Comin' right up.

- Yo. - Did you see how she looked at you?

You mean a makin' eye contact while takin' an

order? That's pretty standard, Greg.

No, no, no, no. How she looked at you before she walked away.

- You need to shoot your shot, okay. She is beautiful. - Yes, yes.

- Beautiful!...Way better. - She is way better for you than Bianca.

Why are you copying us?

- Alright...speaking of Bianca,

Omar, did Bianca happen to respond to your text the other night?

[smirks]

- Yeah, Omar...

did she?

[laughs] You know what?

I've been so busy, I haven't even been able to check Instagram.

You can check now.

Yeah, go ahead.

* don't wanna wake up from this dream, I never wanna

- Okay, I'll-- I'll check now. - * let ya go

* cause you don't wanna

- [Omar sighs] - * let me know

* I never wanna

[humming] Doo tuh doo

Oh see, nope. [laughs]

Nothin' here.

[laughter]

Hey...you'll get 'em next time, big guy.

- Yeah, right. - Told you.

- Teh, right. - Yeah.

* Oh oah

Love this song!

Oh oah, yeah. She's- she's-- - Whew!

she's incredible.

* ooh

* I don't wanna wake up from this dream

* I never wanna let you go

* and you don't wanna let me go

* No. I never wanna

* let ya go

[rhythmic bass]

* ooh wooh ooh

* ooh

- [Jarvis] Good job. Let's go. - Okay, okay. [clapping]

- Come on, babe. Come on. - Okay, you got this? Okay.

Ah...

- ...okay. - [collectively] a movie!

- [Karen] Okay, okay 3 words.

- Yes.

- [Jarvis] Mm hm. - Holding.

- Hold, warm. - No.

- Love!...Aaah! - Yes!

- Good job. [laughs]

- Love Actually! - No, 3 words.

Honey, yeah.

- Eat, Prey, Love? - No, the first...

okay, the first word is love.

Um...okay,

[feet shuffling]

- Love and Basketball! - Yes!

- Yeah! - [joyous screaming]

[indistinct muffled cheering]

I never heard of that.

Oh, oh is it a documentary?

So you never heard of Love and Basketball?

Oh is it a...

Black movie?

Yeah, it is.

Jarvis introduced me to it and it's really good. You should watch it.

Yeah, it's not really a Black movie,

right. It's got Black characters.

- That's- that's what I meant. That's... - Yes. Yeah.

- So, Jarvis...

how's the post-Covid market treatin' ya?

Well, it's a buyer's market for sure.

- Yeah, I mean it's been a really weird

time. I think um the last house Jarvis sold

was like 5 months ago, so

- ...yeah. - I mean

everyone's been impacted.

Of course.

Well, [snickers] not everyone. [Laughs]

Covid was the best thing to happen to us.

My company owns a large amount of stock in Zoom,

so--

Your dad's company, right?

I became a partner 6 months ago.

- Oh. - Congrats.

- Oh yeah. - Oah.

We're actually in the process of expanding and a

could a potentially use an agent to help us with that.

[clicks tongue]

Of course you'd have to meet my dad and get his approval.

Maybe over a round of golf?

I think that sounds like an incredible

opportunity, Jarvis.

Don't you think?

Don't you think?

I guess I'll get that rematch.

- Well boom shaka laka. - [Karen] Yay!

Alright, redemption.

- Oh let's do it, baby, you got it. - My turn, ah--

Look at me, kids- gross.

- She did say-- - Say, say, say... - Oh my god.

- hey, say. - My god.

Hey fellas, where we goin' next? I'm starvin'.

Man, how about Club Crib-O, okay? No entry fee.

What? It's not even midnight.

He does not wanna go back to that hotel room.

[laughter]

Y'all wanna go to the strip club?

- I'm down. - I'm sorry...

how did you bein' hungry end up at the strip club, Omar?

They have a buffet.

- I'm not eatin' no buffet at a strip club!

- Sorry. - Alright. That's your loss cause the food is bomb.

- [laughter] - Promise.

Keith, are you good to drive?

Am I-- hang on a second. [clears throat]

[keys rattling]

- Do I need to talk about this? - [laughter]

[grunts]

.02

- My drinks is weak. - Daiquiris usually are, bro.

- Shut up. [laughs]

[sighs]

Bianca posted the photos I took of her but

she's not tagging me! I--

Listen Keith, Bianca is clearly

not the one for you.

Look, I have an idea.

Woa woa woa, Greg. No, no more ideas from you.

Hear me out, okay. He needs to hear this.

Man, you took the pictures, Keith.

- Yeah. - You own the pictures.

- Yeah. - She didn't pay you for 'em.

Just flag 'em, and they'll take 'em down.

Hey that's, that's, that's actually a good idea.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'll do that. Um

I mean just as soon as I get home, I'll--

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No.

Right here, okay. Right now. Get it over with, Keith.

Right now.

Okay, fine. I'll do it now.

But I mean let the record show I'm just operating under duress, okay?

Whatever it takes.

[phone buzzing]

[faint music plays]

[buzzing]

Bianca's calling me.

Are you serious?

- Is she watchin' us?

- Woa.

- Alright, so um...

- I'm gonna take this.

- No, no, no, no - Woa.

I will see you guys...soon.

- No, no. - No, no, no, Keith--

- I have to. Have to. I'm weak. - No, no. - No, no, no, don't--

- I'm weak! - Don't take it. Don't--

Bianca, hey. What's up? How you doin'?

Strip club?

- Let's go. - Cool.

Hey, Keith...

I'm so sorry I'm just now getting back to you.

I've just been so busy.

Oh yeah, yeah. Me too. A super busy. Actually you know, I just finished

work really, so--

You're such a hustler [latin music]

Or entrepreneur, you know

tom-ayto/tom-ato.

Hey look so I'm sorry I ate your chicken parmigiana.

Ah well, you know I kind of figured you would.

Are you calling me fat?

What? No, no!

What? Wait, why would you get that from--

I'm just joking, Keith! [laughs]

Oh, [laughs] yeah. Yeah.

I mean I knew that.

So, a couple of nights a week [Spanish singing begins]

I come to Loca Luna for salsa night.

You should come next time.

I love salsa. I...

put it in my guacamole.

[laughs] You are so silly.

I'll see you Wednesday at 9:00?

I wouldn't miss it.

I mean unless the world ends?

But in that case you know, you're missin' it too, right?

[laughs] cause you know, we're both

dead.

Okay...bye.

Bye.

[faint instrumental music]

Tonight was fun, right honey?

Which part?

When you told Kevin I couldn't make a sale or

when he felt the need to make me a charity case?

Jarvis, what are you talking about?

Like, Kevin is a friend and he's

just trying to help.

- [sighs] Well...

it's just the whole night was a setup for me to pitch myself to Kevin's dad.

No, Kevin's offer is genuine. Look,

why have a chip on your shoulder?

Kevin can just be a little

- ...competitive sometimes, that's all. - Mm hm.

You know

I appreciate your help.

- Alright? - Mm hm.

But I got a lot of showings next week.

I'm gonna get things back on track.

- I know you will. Yeah. - Yeah.

It's just you know this is just a good opportunity

for you to grow and expand,

- Will you just hear him out for me...please? - [sighs]

- For you. - Okay.

- For you. - Thank you.

Alright, thank you.

- For you. Only for you. - [giggles] Yes, for me!

["Money Bags" by Money Karlo plays] * Split the rules

* Money on my mind

Strippers actually make the best therapists, man.

- Come, on. What? - I'm serious, man.

Look they'll talk your problems and your money away.

I think they prefer the term exotic dancer.

Look at this sausage, man. You see how brown it is on both sides, man?

Hey daddy, wanna dance?

Ah actually I just came here to get some food.

Mm, are you sure about that?

Um...matter of fact,

can you tell me if they're bringin' some more french toast out?

And some butter for these grits?

French toast...and grits!

What the--? [scoffs] This ain't no soup kitchen.

- I always get [indistinct]

[indistinct]

What'd we say?

I don't think she's comin' back.

[keys jingling]

[keys jingling]

[knocking]

Yes?

Serena, it's me.

How can I help you?

[laughs] A...

a for some reason the key is missin' off my keychain.

I don't-- I don't know what happened.

That's what happens when you have too many keys.

They start falling off.

Serena, come on. Open the door, it's cold outside.

Okay.

I guess you don't want this food that I picked up for you on the way home.

I'm leavin'.

[door creaks] What is it?

Girts, biscuits,

the whole shebang.

From where?

A just a little spot that stays open late.

[bag rustling]

[R&B music]

How'd you know I was hungry?

You always hungry.

* So is it for my love

* Cool down

* I'm comin' over for some cool down

[bag crinkles] * Oooh ooh

* This girl was over so it's cool now

* On my way

* Cool down

* Everyday

* People say I'm comin' and I'm on my way

* On my way-ay [phone dings]

[music echoes, trails off]

Oh no!

No, no....no, no you-- are you serious?!

[rhythmic bass continues]

[sighs] Oh no.

[music fades out]

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