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"Open Up" by Omarion plays * Open up, wake up, wake up

* Touch

* Touch * Open up

* Reach out and touch...touch..touch

* Reach out and touch

[razor vibrating] * touch...touch...touch

* You lookin' yummy...yummy...yummy

* Wet like tsunami...nami...nam

* Girl I won't rush it...rush it...rush it

* I wanna plug in...plug in...let me plug in

- Ooh my people, my people. Why didn't somebody

tell me wear an extra pear of long johns. It is cold in the A, I'm tellin' you.

This is Eugine Johnson speaking truth to power

Coupling season is officially among us

Look our for those ladies puttin' in work

for that Valentine's Day present.

And women, look out for men tryin' to use you for your

good credit score and a hot meal.

Send them to the soup kitchen.

Open up to someone who makes you a better version of yourself.

Black men, love your Black women.

Open up, let's go.

* Strength in numbers

* When you're under I'm the one that you call

* Six day ones, ten toes down

*I'm gonna rap for my bras

* You know if you gotta think you got it wrong

* You ain't gotta ask no questions.

Hey! [laughing]

* [unintelligible]

* if I'm my brother's keeper

* Baby this life is like we play for keeps

"Sour Cream" by Stam Goody plays * Hustle like an nah with the cheese

* Yeah * Put on the heat, it's cold outside. It's cold outside

* Livin' this life is just a ride

* Yeah * Don't move too fast. Don't get too high

* Yeah * Livin' this life is just a ride

- Hey, Greg. Hey, Greg...

hey a, could you hook a brother up?

I think the child safety lock is on.

- That's your boy. - That's your boy.

- Alright, I got it.

[muffled background music]

Wait, wait. Wait, guys...you said we were goin' to get drinks,

not to a club.

This place has drinks

and music

and women.

It's not a club, it's a lounge.

It looks like a club to me, Jarvis.

Welcome to your divorce party.

- What? - Yeah a Keith, we said we wasn't gonna use that term.

Oh um welcome to your let's hang out

cause you're no longer married, outing.

- What is he talkin' about? - Look...

we knew you were in that hotel room, alright...soakin' on your sorrows.

We had to get you outta there.

Hey, since it was out idea...drinks are on us tonight.

What's good, big man?

We should all be on the VIP list under Johnson.

Which one?

I'm Jarvis. Yeah this is Keith. That's Ray,

and the man we're all gettin' to celebrate

is Omar.

- What y'all brothers or somethin'?

Yeah. Yeah, we're brothers.

That's right, just different moms.

And dads.

We got one table left.

It's a $600 and it comes with a bottle of vodka.

Hey a...I know we said we'd be in for drinks tonight,

but would you mind going in on it just this one time?

Get away from me, man.

Tall glass of water right there.

[muffled club music]

Hey hey, is that Naomi?

Where?

Oh that's embarrassing.

[deep sigh]

Hey, Omar.

Guys night out at the club I see.

Where's Caleb?

With his grandfather of course.

- Are y'all all together?

[collectively] No!

-We're not... - Hell, no. No.

I'm Naomi Johnson.

Damn, you too?

Listen, we only got one table left.

I mean that is general admission.

- Hey just put it on my company card. - Or put it on a real card.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on...I don't know what the hell

game y'all playin' out here,

but I'm not fittin' to play it all witchu. This is how we gonna decide it.

Pick a number between 1 and 10, closest

gets the table.

I'm, I'm a pro at this. [clears throat]

One.

- Five. - Seven. Ladies, get your ID's together. Let's go.

So close.

Have a good night, y'all.

Come on in here.

Bro, you picked one?

- I saw it on Price is Right, alright. - Where do you even watch it?

- I'm, it's right after - Oh okay, guys...

what are we gonna do now?

[sigh]

Hey, I got the perfect place, and they serve food and drinks.

Let's go.

Are there bad women there?

- Yes! - Okay.

[blows. lips flutter]

Is that good?

Leave me alone, Jarvis. I haven't eaten all day, alright.

- Well...glad you're enjoying yourself.

Listen fellas, I know y'all mean well...

but me partyin' with Naomi would have been a disaster.

Yeah, they probably bored out of their minds right now.

- It's a Tuesday, can't be that lit in there, right?

Mm, seems like they might be having a slightly better time than we are.

- Oah.

It looks forced to me.

Yeah, it's definitely forced.

Look, I'm just saying it really looks like they're--

yep, stuntin' for the gram.

The bigger question is why you still followin' Naomi?

[gulp]

Oh, were we supposed to un-follow her?

- Yeah. - As long as you're not likin' her pictures.

No more liking her pictures.

Today doesn't count though, right? Cause it's already bro, it's late

and she put a recipe up.

[sighs]

- Communist. - Are you policing?

- Let me see.

- Lisa and Serena... - Oah!

"Betta" by 2KBABY plays

* It's gon' get betta

* Day to day they tell me

[Overlapping voices] * keep my head up, yeah

- Watch yourself, watch yourself. * Got caught in a wave of rain

* but I ain't even wearin' no sweater

"Comfortable" by Savannah Christina plays * Aow...ah oh hoa

* Come here, yeah

* Come...come home

* Turn off your phone, you've been stressin'

* Just leave it. Take it easy

* I'll get the love and affection

Ah, 911...

yes, there is a strange man in my kitchen.

- [smirks] - He stole my parkin' spot.

* So you should confide in me

He's putting sugar on the grits.

Good to see you too.

I know you've been workin' all night tryin' to save the world,

so I figured the least I could do

is make you some breakfast.

Well...thank you.

Mm hm.

Yep, no sugar better not have touched my grits.

Oh you don't want no sugar?

Maybe a little.

Bon appetite.

[sighed laughter]

[soft R&B music]

Pancakes not crispy enough for you?

I can put 'em back in the skillet.

No! A...they're perfect.

[fork scraping plate]

So...I see you finally used the key I gave you.

- Yeah, yeah I um...

I finally got somebody to rent out my apartment on Airbnb.

Figured I'd spend some time with my lady while I make some money.

So...I'm more of a convenience for you.

Don't do that.

You the one who said we should spend some more time together.

Yeah but not like this.

Ah okay.

I am thoroughly confused.

You come and go as you please.

You use my address for cheaper insurance on that gas guzzler you drive.

You drink all my orange juice.

I cut your grass every week. I change the oil on your car.

- I fix-- - That's not the point, Gregory.

You don't live here.

It's like you have one foot in and one foot out.

* Just wanna get down sometimes.

[chair scrapes] * Get down

* Get down sometimes

[Greg exhales]

We talked about this.

I thought we were in a good place.

We are.

We're buildin'. We're growin'.

I just don't wanna rush things.

I know people who've been dating for 6 months

and they've already move in together.

We're going on a year

and you won't even leave your toothbrush here.

- Now that's because I walk in on my ex

usin' my toothbrush to lay down here baby hairs.

I'm traumatized by that.

How else are we supposed to lay them down?

You, you don't be usin' my toothbrush for your--

You know, I just worked a 12-hour shift and I'm tired.

Don't play like that.

I'm gonna take a shower and get some rest.

- Don't play. - Thank you for breakfast.

[rhythmic R&B music]

Sorry to keep you waiting, Omar.

The line at Starbucks was wrapped around the corner.

Hey look, no worries...just don't charge me for it, alright.

[laughter] Oh you already know you gettin' the homie discount.

Oh forgive me, I should've asked you if you wanted somethin'.

Ah no, I can't do it. Coffee gives me headaches.

- Headaches? Oh no, how do you function without it? - Yeah.

Oh we have some bourbon in the back.

Well you know, I'm more of a tequila kind of guy.

- Really? I never knew that about you. - Yeah.

In college you only drank the dark stuff.

Yeah well, anything is possible.

Straight outta Henny.

[laughter]

Listen, I've mellowed out a little bit since college.

I hope so.

So, you have somethin' for me

Yes. As you know, she filed on Friday.

- Yeah.

After tellin' me she'd wait and see if we could work things out first.

And I just received a copy of the filings.

- And?

She wants full custody.

Why?

She said you have anger issues.

[laughter] Anger issues?

Yeah, she's referencing a battery conviction.

Are you serious?

[paper flaps]

Come on, Robin. You know me.

I do know you, Omar.

You were the first genuine person I met at undergrad

after moving here from college.

And I also know the importance of a strong father bein' in their

child's life.

[Instrumental Music]

So help me defend this.

[Hip-hop Music]

6 bedrooms, 5 baths,

a swimming pool...makes it the hottest house on the market.

Now the floor plan is spacious enough to host family dinners yet

just cozy enough to feel like a true home.

There's a lot of space, David...

for get together's with our friends. Mm.

Many rooms so folks can have some privacy..

I don't think they care about privacy,

honey.

[laughter]

- Mmm. - Ah, yeah....shall we continue?

- Sure. - Sure! - Okay.

It's only been on the market 2 weeks and there's been substantial interest already.

With additions like the entryway grand chandelier,

and the Italian white Carrara counter marble-tops,

the value getting in this home is 2nd to none.

How long have you been doing this, Jamal?

[laughs] 10 years. Why?

Well I just wanted to make sure that the company you work for has it's

best agent to handle such a ah

complex purchase.

No offense, but this is actually one of the smallest sales for me this year.

So...you're one of the top agents in the company?

Not only the top...no, I'm the owner of the company.

Really?

Really.

Should we invite him , honey?

[muffled squeal]

Um...leh let's view the rest of the property.

- Sure, yeah. - I wanna take you to the basement.

I think you'll like it.

- [gasps] basement! Woa. - Well that sounds interesting.

[Pop Music]

Nice.

Hooh, that's perfect.

Alright, a now a just turn to the side...

a please?

Nice. A little more.

Poquito mas?

A...si.

It's perfect.

That, that's perfect.

- Yeah.

Just like that.

[camera clicks]

M'wah.

[laughs] Thank you.

Um yeah, we got some really good shots. Here,

...wanna see? - Let me see.

- I love that one. - Yeah.

[gasps] Look at this one.

- My god. - Yeah.

I'll a you do a little facial touch up. Um

you know, get rid of any cellulite in the thigh area.

Not that you need it.

Just...make me look good please, Papi.

[chuckles] Of course...

Momi.

[zipper slides] Ah...

um

[zipper slides] [clears throat]

how would you like to handle the payment today?

Like...cash?

I thought you were doing this photo shoot for promo?

Well that was the original agreement, but um

I think you forgot to tag me last time so--

[sighs] Oh my god I'm so stupid sometimes, like

I apologize.

I can pay you Friday.

- I mean I can Venmo you then, right? - Um...

Fah Friday, yuh

yeah, yeah. Sure, why not?

[giggles] You're a real life superhero.

Ah hah, what like Hancock?

Who's Hancock?

Just a homeless super--

never mind. Um hey listen, um.. [zipper slides]

since I'm gonna see you on Friday,

how about you know we go I don't know

grab a bite to eat?

Are you asking me out on a date, Keith Johnson?

A well I mean I don't wanna violate like a code

of ethics or anything, and I completely understand

- ...if you don't wanna-- - Me encanterias.

Me encan--

Does that mean yes?

[laughs] Yes, silly.

[laughter, sighed relief] Oh, okay.

Awesome. Alright, um

bueno. I'll see you on a Friday-o.

It's not Friday-o.

It's Viernes.

Biernes, okay.

- Adios. - Alright, ah...adios.

[Hip-hop Music]

I'm takin' her to Pappadeaux tonight at 9pm. [Hip-hop Music]

I'm takin' her to Pappadeaux tonight at 9pm.

And here, check this out. I got her a dozen white roses.

- I know, right. - That's more than I did for my anniversary and I'm married.

You gotta step your game up.

Listen man, just make sure you keep it under

50 bucks, alright?

- 50? - She still owes you money, remember?

Now I'm curious to see what this bitch looks like?

- Oh! - Woa! - What?

[Collectively] Hey, hey hey!

Hey...she is not a B, sir. - What?

My bad. I didn't know you was in love.

I'm not! I'm just

- He, he's not. - ...I mean, just look at her.

- She's just. She-- - Mm hm.

Hey.

- Oh...okay.

Damn, she is bad. Yo...I, I follow her.

- What are you talkin' about? - Ooh, woa!

You and over 1.2 million other people.

- That's rude. - Oh and her account's verified.

You...you bagged a celebrity?

Okay.

- Would you look at that?

The hashtag on her last pic says Bad Bitch.

Yeah, yeah they're allowed to use it. That's their culture, okay.

It's like the N-word with white people.

They said it.

Who, like your wife, Lisa?

[R&B Music]

Of course not her. What are you talkin' about?

Mm.

- Not even when she's listening to an old DMX song?

She wouldn't ever listen to Hip Hop like that so--

- Listen, we all know white people say it.

Just as long as they say it around me.

How can we expect white kids not to say it, when a rapper

puts it in every song.

Easy...

[collectively] just don't say it.

They shouldn't even have the urge to say it.

Hey, facts! But I'm just sayin' that I think sometimes

sometimes we can be overly sensitive.

And white people are tired of us talkin' about it.

Jarvis, I don't care what white people are tired of us talkin' about, alright.

We-eee

We gotta live.

- That's right. That's right. - That's what I'm sayin'.

- You say that, the point though, right... - You be trippin'.

- stop. - Are you listening to him, though?

- Cause I feel like-- - Hey yo, isn't that your uncle?

Oh look at unc thinkin' he's slick.

Aunt Val would kill him if she saw him in here.

Eugine a legend in these streets, man.

Man, I got some much needed advice from his show.

Yeah, but he be controversial at times, right?

Did I just say that out loud?

Yeah, you you said it out load, but hey...

why don't you just say it to his face?

Nah! Nah.

Let's keep that between us.

Nah! Let's go say it to his face, come on.

- Nah, eh...hold-- - No, no, no, no. I'm not playin'. Come on.

- No, because next time he'll be on his radio show... - Let's go.

talkin' about an hour.

You said it. Now come on

- ...y'all said you was full of-- - I didn't say that.

Yo come on, let's go.

Ah there he is.

[laughter] - Eugine! - Eugine.

[collectively] Hey! - Gene!

- Hey, what up? - Hey.

[laughter] Good to see you.

What up, man?

Does Auntie Val know you are here?

Ah uh, she kicked me out.

She had her girls over for her book club

and she told me it was too much testosterone

Yeah. [laughter]

It's cool because my big poker tournament is next weekend

and I plan on reclaiming my space, dammit.

And I need each and every one of y'all there.

- Oh we there. - We there. - A wait wait, look I don't...

know. Last year you took Ms. Stacey Adams right off my feet.

And I got corns

so this time is only cold, hard cash.

And what are you doin', my dude? Don't tag me on social media.

I don't need my business in the streets.

Oh no no no, um...

- my girl Bianca, she ah she texted me, asked - Ah.

what she should wear tonight.

Oh she your girl now?

- Oh hey, hey-- - Yeah.

- Who is Bianca? - Who is Bianca?

It's his Latina kryptonite.

It's not too late. Take her to Bartaco in Midtown.

They got the best steak tacos and margaritas for under

40 dollars. You good.

Because she's Mexican, right?

She's Dominican, okay. And um

- ...she's pescatarian. - Oooh! - Oooh!

[collective Oooh's] She a pescatarian is

code word for lobster.

[laughter] Look it here,

If you wanna find out if this girl is worth your time, you gotta set up a honey trap.

A what now?

I got this, Gene.

But Omar, send her a DM.

Omar, why Omar?

- Have you seen your IG? - A for real!

Man, Naomi bought all that fancy stuff, not me.

- Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me.

Look, if she falls in the trap...

[laughter] I hate to admit it,

- ...they both right. - How--?

Alright, you know what?

- I love y'all... - Mm hm.

but I hate y'all.

- MIssion accomplished. - Alright!

Alright, alright.

Are you sure?

Please, what have I got to lose, anyways?

I mean, look at you. Look at me.

- Yeah, right. - Well.. - Right?

- Okay. - I will just write somethin' like

- like a... - Okay, what you got?

- What you--? - My phone number.

- Oooh! - That's direct. That's direct.

Yeah.

Hey a...so um,

do I mention this?

- No. - Nah. - Nah, no. Just let that

play out.

Mm. Okay, okay.

Ah, mess with you guys, I'm gonna be late pickin' her up.

El, El DeBarge, if you want a second date,

you gotta loose the damn camera.

- Yeah. Yep.

I was-- yeah. [laughter]

[laughter] He ain't gonna take that camera.

Keep that camera all the time.

- All night, that man. - What are we drinkin', man?

- A that's on-- - Drinks on you. A drinks on you.

- Yes. - High shelf for me, bottom shelf for them.

- Oah! - Come on, man! - Man, that's wrong.

[Melodic Hip-hop Music]

Hey!

Hey, beautiful.

Missed you.

No you didn't.

I did.

Prove it.

[laughs]

OK,

I'll prove it.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, No.

If you missed me, oil my scalp.

- Oil your scalp... - You missed me, right?

Oil my scalp.

- You got it. - Um-hmm

Now this oil is... oily.

Babe, it's oil. [laughs]

I'm just sayin' what happened to the old-school grease?

Black women don't use grease anymore, babe. We use oil.

I got you.

Hey, I'm getting the hang of this, though.

- You are. - Yeah.

Just a lot of scalp to oil...

- Shut up. - I'm just messing with you.

Love you.

I love you too.

* I can't go wrong in love.

*I love you like I love myself

*Girl, I...

*I love you like I love myself

I would invite you in but

the place is a mess.

I can keep my eyes closed the whole time, if that makes you feel better.

[laughter] [police sirens]

Alright...

- yeah...I guess. - Hm.

[keys jingle]

[door creaks]

[keys jingle]

Nice place.

- A size inflatable - Thanks.

Thanks.

It's small but...it's mine.

- Food was great, except for the

calamari- just way overcooked.

Oh yeah a you mean the

2nd out of the 3 appetizers you ordered?

Hey um...

I know I've said it before but

[keys jingle] you look beautiful.

It's only been 10 times, but who's counting?

Is that a meme?

- I like to laugh. - Tuh.

It's just...it's just a comment a guy left on my Instagram.

He's so thirsty.

I mean I bet you don't fall for any of that stuff though, right?

Hell, no!

So who is he?

- You so nosy. Stop being chimoso - I..I mean I'm just makin'...

conversation, you know like

I'm a third-degree white belt. I can push this guy through a wall if you need me

to handle it.

- Okay. I'll, I'll keep that in mind. - Or...somethin'.

- Thanks. - Okay.

[background voices]

[yawns]

I...I'm so tired.

- Yeah like just I... - Yeah....Oh yeah.

- need to wake up early tomorrow. - Yeah.

- Cause I have to go to spin class tomorrow morning - Yeah. You too?

- Mm hm. - Yeah, me too.

- You go to spin? - No, cycling. It's um

- Oh...it's-- - good for my back.

Um...hey, a

by the way, um

so it's Friday and um [nervous laughter]

you said um that next time I saw you on Friday

- ...that you would um-- - What?

Never mind.

- You sure? - Yeah, yeah.

It was nothing, um I...I had a great time tonight.

- Me too. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Good, um you know maybe we can

do it again sometime, yeah?

Maybe so, yeah.

Okay, well um...

- I'll text you later, or-- okay. - Yeah, do that.

- Up, should we--? - Oh, sure, yeah.

[Atmospheric Music]

- That was, that wasn't-- - Yeah.

Alright well, bye.

- Bah-- oh, okay. - Yeah. [door shuts]

[Melodic xylophone ringing]

[ringing continues]

[ringing continues]

[sighs] Hello?

- Omar?

[sighs] Well it depends.

You're not callin' to tell me I have a kid I don't know about, are you?

- [laughs] Is that a common occurrence for you?

Who is this?

You sent me your number earlier

on Instagram. Does that help?

[Tranquil Trace Music]

* Oh ooh woo ooh ooh

Bianca?

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