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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,584 --> 00:00:03,667 (upbeat funky music) 2 00:00:11,756 --> 00:00:13,082 ♪ The bell rings ♪ 3 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:14,570 ♪ My heart sings ♪ 4 00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:18,011 ♪ And I'm out in the hall with my best friends ♪ 5 00:00:18,011 --> 00:00:21,739 ♪ Going for a ride ♪ 6 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:24,822 ♪ I feel good inside ♪ 7 00:00:32,018 --> 00:00:33,491 ♪ A good time ♪ 8 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:34,778 ♪ The sun shines ♪ 9 00:00:34,778 --> 00:00:38,054 ♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪ 10 00:00:38,054 --> 00:00:41,471 ♪ I don't wanna know why ♪ 11 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,381 ♪ It's Hollywood High ♪ 12 00:00:56,804 --> 00:00:59,746 ♪ Sandy Shores ♪ 13 00:00:59,746 --> 00:01:01,816 ♪ Upstream ♪ 14 00:01:01,816 --> 00:01:03,470 ♪ I love the stream ♪ 15 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:05,720 ♪ Open air ♪ 16 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,104 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 17 00:01:08,104 --> 00:01:11,104 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 18 00:01:13,802 --> 00:01:15,869 ♪ A good time ♪ 19 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:17,320 ♪ The sun shines ♪ 20 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,406 ♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪ 21 00:01:20,406 --> 00:01:23,823 ♪ I don't wanna know why ♪ 22 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,334 ♪ Love flies by ♪ 23 00:01:29,781 --> 00:01:32,948 ♪ It's Hollywood High ♪ 24 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,198 (Siren blaring) 25 00:01:39,198 --> 00:01:42,389 ♪ Sandy shores ♪ 26 00:01:42,389 --> 00:01:44,252 ♪ Upstream ♪ 27 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:46,652 ♪ I love the stream ♪ 28 00:01:46,652 --> 00:01:48,730 ♪ Open air ♪ 29 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,651 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 30 00:01:50,651 --> 00:01:53,651 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 31 00:01:57,255 --> 00:01:58,091 ♪ The bell rings ♪ 32 00:01:58,091 --> 00:01:59,872 ♪ My heart sings ♪ 33 00:01:59,872 --> 00:02:03,646 ♪ And I'm out in the hall with my best friends ♪ 34 00:02:03,646 --> 00:02:06,694 ♪ Going for a ride ♪ 35 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,777 ♪ I feel good inside ♪ 36 00:02:11,906 --> 00:02:15,073 ♪ It's Hollywood High ♪ 37 00:02:27,078 --> 00:02:28,911 - [Candy] We'll have-- 38 00:02:30,835 --> 00:02:33,278 - [Group] Two all beef patties, special sauce, 39 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:36,142 lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. 40 00:02:36,142 --> 00:02:39,563 (rasberrie-ing) 41 00:02:39,563 --> 00:02:42,730 (comical synth music) 42 00:02:44,061 --> 00:02:45,710 - [Bebe] Candy, you gotta stop messing around 43 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:46,904 with that horny old cop's head. 44 00:02:46,904 --> 00:02:49,683 - [Jan] Or we'll be going to school on Wilcox Avenue. 45 00:02:49,683 --> 00:02:52,088 - What's on Wilcox Avenue? 46 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,158 - Monica, how long have you been hanging in with us? 47 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:57,715 - Oh, about 10 weeks, I guess. 48 00:02:57,715 --> 00:02:59,494 - Has it been that long? 49 00:02:59,494 --> 00:03:01,314 - Well, maybe nine weeks. 50 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,389 - I remember. 51 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:04,266 It was right after we caught her having lunch 52 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:06,168 in Mike Telafaro's gym shorts. 53 00:03:06,168 --> 00:03:07,778 (laughing) 54 00:03:07,778 --> 00:03:09,396 And he was in 'em at the time. 55 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:10,923 - Well, it was during gym class. 56 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:12,825 (laughing) 57 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:16,409 - Okay, Jan, so what's on Wilcox Avenue anyway? 58 00:03:16,409 --> 00:03:17,896 - [Jan] Wilcox Avenue is a street where 59 00:03:17,896 --> 00:03:21,078 that poon-tang crazy cop changes into his jock strap. 60 00:03:21,078 --> 00:03:23,328 (laughing) 61 00:03:25,475 --> 00:03:27,795 - It's also where they lock up the bad guys. 62 00:03:27,795 --> 00:03:30,010 It could even happen to us good guys. 63 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:30,916 - Don't worry. 64 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:32,735 That flake won't dare bust us. 65 00:03:32,735 --> 00:03:34,745 He knows I'll tell the captain about the time 66 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:37,260 I let him pound me with his night stick. 67 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,732 - Gee, Candy, where was he pounding you? 68 00:03:39,732 --> 00:03:41,833 - Well, it sure wasn't on my head. 69 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,448 (laughing) 70 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:45,953 - Where was he pounding you? 71 00:03:45,953 --> 00:03:47,519 - Go back to sleep, Bebe. 72 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,797 We'll wake you when the train gets to Chicago. 73 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,949 You know, that cop really plays with himself 74 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:54,103 in the shower. 75 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:56,386 Can you imagine him getting caught doing it? 76 00:03:56,386 --> 00:03:58,636 (laughing) 77 00:04:02,935 --> 00:04:03,885 "Now, looky here, captain. 78 00:04:03,885 --> 00:04:05,497 It's my tally-wacker and I'll wash it as fast as I want to." 79 00:04:05,497 --> 00:04:07,747 (laughing) 80 00:04:12,214 --> 00:04:15,937 Hey, where the hell are our guys anyway? 81 00:04:15,937 --> 00:04:17,968 I hope they don't forget the pup tent. 82 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:19,218 - And the beer. 83 00:04:20,173 --> 00:04:23,358 - [Monica] Mmm, I sure wish this was a nude beach. 84 00:04:23,358 --> 00:04:25,610 - Come on, Monica. 85 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:28,436 You just want a chance to check out the meat locker. 86 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,363 - Yeah, look at the time I save later. 87 00:04:29,363 --> 00:04:31,196 No big disappointment. 88 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,707 - You mean no little disappointment. 89 00:04:36,988 --> 00:04:38,936 - Speaking of disappointments. 90 00:04:38,936 --> 00:04:40,094 (comical synth music) 91 00:04:40,094 --> 00:04:41,664 We got busted today trying to get a little 92 00:04:41,664 --> 00:04:42,944 in the cloakroom. 93 00:04:42,944 --> 00:04:44,944 Boy, do we need privacy. 94 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:48,832 - [Jan] Oh, I hate that damn rumble-seat. 95 00:04:48,832 --> 00:04:53,206 I'm beginning to feel like the hunchback of Notre Dame. 96 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:56,511 - [Monica] Well, the pizza parlor is out from now on. 97 00:04:56,511 --> 00:04:57,344 - Pizza? 98 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:58,495 What kind was it? 99 00:04:58,495 --> 00:05:00,072 - Hot pepperoni. 100 00:05:00,072 --> 00:05:02,505 - Oh, I love hot pepperoni. 101 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:04,799 - Yeah, especially if it belongs to Mike. 102 00:05:04,799 --> 00:05:06,716 Come on, let's get wet. 103 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:11,332 (upbeat funky music) 104 00:05:24,418 --> 00:05:27,445 - Are we really going to take a train to Chicago, 105 00:05:27,445 --> 00:05:29,550 'cause trains make me sick. 106 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:30,543 - Come on, Bebe. 107 00:05:30,543 --> 00:05:31,469 Last one in the water gets the rumble-seat. 108 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:33,810 (laughing) 109 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:36,560 ♪ I may go along ♪ 110 00:05:44,062 --> 00:05:47,979 ♪ Our love will keep us strong ♪ 111 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,016 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 112 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:00,786 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 113 00:06:00,786 --> 00:06:03,115 ♪ 'cause the music ♪ 114 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:06,698 ♪ The music will flow free ♪ 115 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,909 ♪ I laugh ♪ 116 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,112 ♪ So easily ♪ 117 00:06:26,234 --> 00:06:28,984 ♪ When you smile ♪ 118 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:32,324 ♪ So tenderly ♪ 119 00:06:37,889 --> 00:06:40,284 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 120 00:06:40,284 --> 00:06:43,063 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 121 00:06:43,063 --> 00:06:45,633 ♪ 'cause the music ♪ 122 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:49,216 ♪ The music will flow free ♪ 123 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:02,633 (laughing) 124 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:17,299 ♪ Ridin' on the tail of a comet ♪ 125 00:07:17,299 --> 00:07:20,241 ♪ Has never been an easy chore ♪ 126 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:22,864 ♪ I gotta jump on that ol' fireball ♪ 127 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:26,197 ♪ And ride forever more ♪ 128 00:07:33,515 --> 00:07:36,508 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 129 00:07:36,508 --> 00:07:39,337 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 130 00:07:39,337 --> 00:07:41,356 ♪ 'cause the music ♪ 131 00:07:41,356 --> 00:07:44,939 ♪ The music will flow free ♪ 132 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:56,581 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 133 00:07:56,581 --> 00:08:00,882 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 134 00:08:00,882 --> 00:08:02,496 - Hey. 135 00:08:02,496 --> 00:08:05,752 (laughing and screaming) 136 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:08,814 (whistling) 137 00:08:08,814 --> 00:08:10,678 (laughing) 138 00:08:10,678 --> 00:08:11,511 - Whoo. 139 00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:18,135 Hello. 140 00:08:19,006 --> 00:08:22,006 Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie? 141 00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:27,177 Hey. 142 00:08:34,744 --> 00:08:35,577 Whoo. 143 00:08:39,096 --> 00:08:42,096 Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie? 144 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:45,092 - Why not. 145 00:08:46,671 --> 00:08:47,825 - Cool it, Monica. 146 00:08:47,825 --> 00:08:50,601 His Tamale's not even here. 147 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:52,225 - Hey, man. 148 00:08:52,225 --> 00:08:55,615 You're really an upfront chick. 149 00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:57,986 - Say, daddy, got some beer? 150 00:08:57,986 --> 00:09:00,486 - Wow, where you think I'm at? 151 00:09:03,783 --> 00:09:05,200 I got everything. 152 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:10,315 You wanna blow some real Cuban tobacco 153 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,823 and ride on my big board? 154 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:18,785 - If I blow grass, I'll be riding more than your board. 155 00:09:18,785 --> 00:09:20,062 How ya hangin'? 156 00:09:20,062 --> 00:09:21,979 - Oooh, I'm hangin' 10. 157 00:09:24,618 --> 00:09:27,785 You're a real foxy upfront chick, man. 158 00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:30,657 - What's with you all? 159 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,764 Our guys are on the way out here. 160 00:09:32,764 --> 00:09:35,487 - Well, what's Cuban tobacco? 161 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,487 (upbeat funk music) 162 00:10:03,411 --> 00:10:04,244 - Oooh. 163 00:10:09,427 --> 00:10:11,169 - You ain't exactly Micky Mouse. 164 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:12,590 - Hey, cool it. 165 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,840 (laughing) 166 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:23,123 - Hey, water freak, you think you can handle four chicks? 167 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,362 - My name ain't Frasier Mendoza for nothing. 168 00:10:26,362 --> 00:10:27,279 - For what? 169 00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:31,156 - Frasier Mendoza, man. 170 00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:32,661 - After the lion? 171 00:10:32,661 --> 00:10:34,020 (growling) 172 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,305 - Dig it. 173 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:36,710 - I'm first. 174 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:38,960 (laughing) 175 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:47,400 - Hey, cool it. 176 00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:50,625 I call the shots. 177 00:10:53,872 --> 00:10:55,205 First, we smoke. 178 00:10:57,905 --> 00:10:59,773 - Hey, cool it, Candy. 179 00:10:59,773 --> 00:11:02,129 You wanna get busted for molesting? 180 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,379 (laughing) 181 00:11:29,183 --> 00:11:30,183 - All right. 182 00:11:31,439 --> 00:11:34,522 (upbeat funky music) 183 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:39,561 - Man, this is really great shit. 184 00:11:41,538 --> 00:11:43,788 (laughing) 185 00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:36,316 - I can get zoned out. 186 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:39,938 (laughing) 187 00:12:55,662 --> 00:12:59,017 - Well, I'm getting horny honey. 188 00:12:59,017 --> 00:12:59,978 ♪ Here on the beach ♪ 189 00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:01,310 ♪ About a quarter to three ♪ 190 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,710 ♪ I wasn't doing much ♪ 191 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:03,950 ♪ I was just being me ♪ 192 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,992 ♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪ 193 00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:10,135 ♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪ 194 00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:11,621 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 195 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:15,949 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 196 00:13:15,949 --> 00:13:17,150 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 197 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:18,475 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 198 00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:21,128 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 199 00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:23,035 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 200 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:27,449 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 201 00:13:27,449 --> 00:13:29,787 ♪ I'm laying on the sand with a chick on each side ♪ 202 00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:31,155 ♪ Waiting on the surf ♪ 203 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:32,842 ♪ And we'll go for a ride ♪ 204 00:13:32,842 --> 00:13:36,342 ♪ Don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪ 205 00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:39,138 ♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪ 206 00:13:39,138 --> 00:13:40,836 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 207 00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:44,774 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 208 00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:47,652 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 209 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:50,352 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 210 00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:52,044 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 211 00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:55,877 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 212 00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:09,921 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 213 00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:13,687 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 214 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,094 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 215 00:14:15,094 --> 00:14:16,533 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 216 00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:19,318 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 217 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,139 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 218 00:14:21,139 --> 00:14:24,972 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 219 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,701 - Hey, sexy. 220 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:34,192 - Last one in the water rides the last board. 221 00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:35,516 - He's talking board-on 222 00:14:35,516 --> 00:14:37,325 and we're thinking hard-on. 223 00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:39,340 Come on, let's get him. 224 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,049 ♪ Every other day you make a run for some beer ♪ 225 00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:42,758 ♪ That's as far as we'll get ♪ 226 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,227 ♪ 'cause the place is so dead ♪ 227 00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:45,509 ♪ When the tide's coming in ♪ 228 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,916 ♪ And a little of the sun ♪ 229 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,276 ♪ My baby's coming ♪ 230 00:14:48,276 --> 00:14:49,856 ♪ And makes my motor run ♪ 231 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,552 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 232 00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:55,743 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 233 00:14:55,743 --> 00:14:58,861 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 234 00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:01,607 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 235 00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:03,557 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 236 00:15:03,557 --> 00:15:07,972 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits. ♪ 237 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:09,624 ♪ I'm rolling in the sand ♪ 238 00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:11,038 ♪ A chick on each side ♪ 239 00:15:11,038 --> 00:15:12,979 ♪ Waiting on the surf and we'll go for a ride ♪ 240 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,489 ♪ I don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪ 241 00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:19,214 ♪ What I like is a permanent Vacation ♪ 242 00:15:19,214 --> 00:15:21,026 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 243 00:15:21,026 --> 00:15:24,906 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 244 00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:26,395 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 245 00:15:26,395 --> 00:15:27,805 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 246 00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:30,672 ♪ You gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 247 00:15:30,672 --> 00:15:32,252 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 248 00:15:32,252 --> 00:15:36,233 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 249 00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,766 ♪ I was laying on the beach ♪ 250 00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:39,345 ♪ About a quarter to three ♪ 251 00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:40,828 ♪ Wasn't doing much ♪ 252 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:42,273 ♪ I was just being me ♪ 253 00:15:42,273 --> 00:15:45,377 ♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪ 254 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,528 ♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪ 255 00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:49,853 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 256 00:15:49,853 --> 00:15:53,818 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 257 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,470 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 258 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,889 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 259 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,948 ♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 260 00:15:59,948 --> 00:16:01,689 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 261 00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:04,784 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 262 00:16:04,784 --> 00:16:07,306 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 263 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:10,371 ♪ Down on the beach ♪ 264 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,621 (laughing) 265 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,613 - Don't hit me in the face. 266 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,012 - You're always stoned. 267 00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:33,762 - All right, cool it. 268 00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:40,011 - Jeez, Fenz, we've been looking all over for ya. 269 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:42,525 - Fenz's chicks screwing off, eh. 270 00:16:42,525 --> 00:16:43,358 Eh. 271 00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:46,781 - Who's this creep? 272 00:16:46,781 --> 00:16:49,082 - Hi, Buzzy, honey. 273 00:16:49,082 --> 00:16:50,693 - Hi, bullshit. 274 00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:52,026 Who's the creep? 275 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:55,518 - This is Frasier. 276 00:16:57,185 --> 00:17:00,018 - Oh, you mean like the lion, huh? 277 00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:02,888 - Well, it wasn't like Micky Mouse. 278 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,721 I felt it. 279 00:17:04,847 --> 00:17:05,680 - Oh yeah? 280 00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:09,793 Hey, mama, and what were you feeling? 281 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,543 - All I feel is high. 282 00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:16,898 - Do you know what your eyes are beholding? 283 00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:18,981 - Man, I'm not sure, man. 284 00:17:21,593 --> 00:17:24,176 - They're beholding the Fenzie. 285 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,423 - You mean the Fenz? 286 00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:35,239 - There can be only one Fenz. 287 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,694 - Hey, man. 288 00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:39,927 I didn't know, man. 289 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:43,123 - This is the Fenz and his boys' turn. 290 00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:44,653 - [Boys] Yeah. 291 00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:48,580 - And nobody messes with the Fenz's chicks. 292 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,997 - Yeah, right on. 293 00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:52,706 - Hey. 294 00:17:59,976 --> 00:18:01,046 - Hey, Fenz. 295 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,241 You gonna let that guy fly the coop like that? 296 00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:04,107 - Sure. 297 00:18:04,107 --> 00:18:05,642 - But why? 298 00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:08,910 - 'Cause that's how I stay so good looking. 299 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:09,743 - Oh. 300 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:11,990 Yeah. 301 00:18:15,191 --> 00:18:16,405 Yeah. 302 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,655 - [Buzz] I want some Candy. 303 00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,457 (moaning) 304 00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:26,776 (upbeat funky music) 305 00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:29,193 ♪ Beach love ♪ 306 00:18:30,824 --> 00:18:33,241 ♪ Beach love ♪ 307 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,676 ♪ Beach love ♪ 308 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:44,410 ♪ Feeling the water's edge ♪ 309 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:49,726 ♪ Feeling my toes in the sand ♪ 310 00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:53,516 ♪ Beach love ♪ 311 00:18:55,382 --> 00:18:57,799 ♪ Beach love ♪ 312 00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:02,076 ♪ Beach love ♪ 313 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:08,561 ♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪ 314 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:14,487 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 315 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,904 ♪ Beach love ♪ 316 00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:20,461 ♪ Beach love ♪ 317 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,948 ♪ Beach love ♪ 318 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:43,537 ♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪ 319 00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:47,988 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 320 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:50,405 ♪ Beach love ♪ 321 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,092 ♪ Oooh ♪ 322 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,509 ♪ Beach love ♪ 323 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,821 ♪ Beach love ♪ 324 00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:12,650 ♪ Feeling the warmth of his hand ♪ 325 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:16,733 ♪ Can you hear music of the band ♪ 326 00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:21,927 ♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪ 327 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:27,198 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 328 00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,615 ♪ Beach love ♪ 329 00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:33,812 ♪ Beach love ♪ 330 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,761 ♪ Beach love ♪ 331 00:20:49,276 --> 00:20:52,109 (class murmuring) 332 00:20:58,619 --> 00:21:01,161 - Oh god, I hate history. 333 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:03,853 - Well, at least the teacher's a man. 334 00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:06,508 - Oh, buongiorno, class. 335 00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:07,425 Buongiorno. 336 00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:10,266 - Well. 337 00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:13,153 - [Class] Buongiorno, Mr. Flowers. 338 00:21:13,153 --> 00:21:14,070 Buongiorno. 339 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,742 - Belli belli. 340 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:22,050 Today, class, we're going to do the Greeks. 341 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,305 - Yeah, you should've come in backwards. 342 00:21:26,305 --> 00:21:28,555 (laughing) 343 00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:34,199 (mumbling) 344 00:21:39,981 --> 00:21:42,654 - Now, about those Greeks. 345 00:21:42,654 --> 00:21:46,154 Now then, we have been studying the Greeks 346 00:21:48,804 --> 00:21:50,137 for about a week 347 00:21:52,465 --> 00:21:56,632 and you have all shown little or no interest whatsoever. 348 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:04,054 Therefore, ergo too, you monsters, 349 00:22:07,114 --> 00:22:09,531 we're gonna have a spot quiz. 350 00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,693 These papers contain the questions 351 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:20,303 and when you hear me holler go go go, 352 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:25,707 then and then alone, you may start start start. 353 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,851 Don't you dare turn over those papers 354 00:22:45,851 --> 00:22:47,101 until I say go. 355 00:22:48,596 --> 00:22:51,853 When I say go go go you may start start start. 356 00:22:51,853 --> 00:22:54,182 Now, you will have 15 minutes 357 00:22:54,182 --> 00:22:56,943 in which to complete the test 358 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,498 and I don't want to hear a word 359 00:22:59,498 --> 00:23:00,831 and no cheating. 360 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,300 Now, after me, in Greek. 361 00:23:06,996 --> 00:23:08,036 (chalk squeaking) 362 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:08,869 Boys 363 00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:11,503 are 364 00:23:15,821 --> 00:23:16,654 beautiful. 365 00:23:22,106 --> 00:23:23,724 Girls 366 00:23:23,724 --> 00:23:24,557 are 367 00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:26,758 monstrous. 368 00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:29,532 Boys 369 00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:30,365 are-- 370 00:23:32,127 --> 00:23:33,161 - Mr. Flowers. 371 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,494 (gasping) 372 00:23:34,494 --> 00:23:35,561 - Lord have mercy. 373 00:23:35,561 --> 00:23:36,489 Sacre bleu. 374 00:23:36,489 --> 00:23:37,361 What is it? 375 00:23:37,361 --> 00:23:40,150 - I forgot the date today. 376 00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:41,352 - It doesn't matter. 377 00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:44,602 The Greeks did not have clocks anyways. 378 00:23:47,037 --> 00:23:48,490 (whispering) 379 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:51,823 Monster, I'll take those answers please. 380 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:54,823 (bell ringing) 381 00:23:54,823 --> 00:23:55,656 Oh, my god. 382 00:23:55,656 --> 00:23:56,972 It's a raid. 383 00:23:56,972 --> 00:23:58,089 I mean it's a fire. 384 00:23:58,089 --> 00:23:58,922 I mean it's a drill. 385 00:23:58,922 --> 00:23:59,801 I mean it's a fire drill. 386 00:23:59,801 --> 00:24:00,837 Everyone, out. 387 00:24:00,837 --> 00:24:02,171 Out, everybody out. 388 00:24:02,171 --> 00:24:03,663 Out! 389 00:24:03,663 --> 00:24:05,246 Everybody, out out. 390 00:24:09,286 --> 00:24:10,119 Not you. 391 00:24:11,673 --> 00:24:14,423 I've decided to give you an oral. 392 00:24:18,048 --> 00:24:19,474 - [Catman Goldstein] Good evening, good evening. 393 00:24:19,474 --> 00:24:21,968 This is Catman Goldstein. 394 00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:24,290 The sky, which we are told is located directly above 395 00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:25,735 this morning's smog, 396 00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:28,193 is reported blue, blowed, and blown. 397 00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:29,818 Ha ha ha. 398 00:24:29,818 --> 00:24:32,383 All right, if you got a zit on your forehead 399 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,948 that is growing into a third eye, 400 00:24:33,948 --> 00:24:36,352 do what I do, use Clear-all. 401 00:24:36,352 --> 00:24:39,313 Don't let your face be a disgrace. 402 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:41,258 And now let's fill you with this new sound. 403 00:24:41,258 --> 00:24:43,443 It's Scott Gale and Company. 404 00:24:43,443 --> 00:24:45,261 - He may be dull, but at least he's boring. 405 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:47,000 - I've had him and even when he's boring 406 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,626 he doesn't get too deep. 407 00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:49,855 (laughing) 408 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,142 - Where's the guys? 409 00:24:51,142 --> 00:24:52,194 - Football practice. 410 00:24:52,194 --> 00:24:53,688 - Hey, we need gas. 411 00:24:53,688 --> 00:24:55,140 - We need oil. 412 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,469 - We need air. 413 00:24:56,469 --> 00:24:58,716 - We need a lube job. 414 00:24:58,716 --> 00:25:00,713 - We need big dick. 415 00:25:00,713 --> 00:25:02,140 - [All] Right. 416 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:03,265 - Big dick? 417 00:25:03,265 --> 00:25:06,348 (upbeat funky music) 418 00:25:09,664 --> 00:25:11,406 - [Candy] You haven't met him yet, Monica. 419 00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:12,925 He's been on vacation. 420 00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:15,053 - [Jan] But he's back now. 421 00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:17,594 Those gotta be his feet. 422 00:25:17,594 --> 00:25:20,498 - Hey, is that June East, the old movie star? 423 00:25:20,498 --> 00:25:22,321 - Hey, she's not old, her movies are. 424 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,582 She used to be the hottest thing in Hollywood. 425 00:25:24,582 --> 00:25:26,606 - Yeah, in more ways than one. 426 00:25:26,606 --> 00:25:30,023 - They say she buried two dozen husbands. 427 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,297 (comical synth music) 428 00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:39,978 - That's big dick? 429 00:25:40,948 --> 00:25:42,365 That's funny. 430 00:25:42,365 --> 00:25:45,727 Gee, I wonder why they call him Big-- 431 00:25:45,727 --> 00:25:46,644 oh, I know. 432 00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:55,807 - It'll run okay now, Miss East, 433 00:25:55,807 --> 00:25:59,974 but I gotta have 146 bucks before I let you take the car. 434 00:26:01,032 --> 00:26:05,461 - How about taking it out in trade, big boy? 435 00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:07,661 - I'm really sorry, Miss East. 436 00:26:07,661 --> 00:26:10,039 Out of respect for your bosom and all, 437 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:12,789 but I gotta get paid for my time. 438 00:26:13,861 --> 00:26:15,532 - [Jan] Looks like she doesn't have the cash 439 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,728 to pay her bill. 440 00:26:16,728 --> 00:26:20,119 That little turd won't even give her the keys to her car. 441 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,759 - She's a legend, a living legend. 442 00:26:22,759 --> 00:26:23,918 - Hey, man. 443 00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:25,699 We gotta swing something for her. 444 00:26:25,699 --> 00:26:28,412 - Wonder what he'd take for those keys. 445 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:29,824 - Me. 446 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:32,269 I think I'll drop his face in my cleavage. 447 00:26:32,269 --> 00:26:35,352 (upbeat funky music) 448 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,713 - I think I'm gonna get them high. 449 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:13,367 Make sure you holler if you see our guys coming. 450 00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:17,534 I don't want Monica to get caught with her pants down. 451 00:27:48,215 --> 00:27:49,702 - Miss East? 452 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:50,702 - June East? 453 00:27:51,916 --> 00:27:54,304 - Well it ain't Might Joe Young, honey. 454 00:27:54,304 --> 00:27:56,993 - Here you are, Miss East. 455 00:27:56,993 --> 00:27:59,160 You can take your car now. 456 00:28:00,792 --> 00:28:02,579 - But I don't understand. 457 00:28:02,579 --> 00:28:04,602 That'll little worm, Big Dick, 458 00:28:04,602 --> 00:28:08,714 he said it was gonna cost me $146 in cash. 459 00:28:08,714 --> 00:28:11,262 - You see, Miss East, we're your fan club. 460 00:28:11,262 --> 00:28:13,602 - And one of our members is opening up 461 00:28:13,602 --> 00:28:17,282 what you might call a charge account right now. 462 00:28:17,282 --> 00:28:18,486 (moaning) 463 00:28:18,486 --> 00:28:21,513 - Yeah, and they're opening up real wide too. 464 00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:23,568 - You girls don't even know me. 465 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:25,508 - But we know your work, Miss East. 466 00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:26,354 (yelling) 467 00:28:26,354 --> 00:28:28,604 And Monica sure knows hers. 468 00:28:37,131 --> 00:28:39,298 (moaning) 469 00:28:42,032 --> 00:28:44,840 - I don't know how to thank you girls, 470 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,090 but I sure like your style. 471 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:51,971 Here's my card, honey. 472 00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:56,138 Why don't you come down and see my some time, hmm? 473 00:28:58,311 --> 00:29:01,144 (tires squealing) 474 00:29:03,849 --> 00:29:06,016 (yelling) 475 00:29:11,236 --> 00:29:13,010 - What's up? 476 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:15,165 (moaning) 477 00:29:15,165 --> 00:29:16,089 - [Jan] Nothing after you get through, honey. 478 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:17,628 (comical synth music) 479 00:29:17,628 --> 00:29:20,711 (upbeat funky music) 480 00:29:27,462 --> 00:29:30,129 (clock ticking) 481 00:29:49,603 --> 00:29:50,686 - Psst, psst. 482 00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:28,053 - Kevin, I don't believe what I'm seeing. 483 00:30:28,053 --> 00:30:28,886 - You creep. 484 00:30:28,886 --> 00:30:30,049 What do you think I am. 485 00:30:30,049 --> 00:30:31,914 Get your hands off me. 486 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:33,324 - I don't know what to say. 487 00:30:33,324 --> 00:30:35,612 I just don't believe it. 488 00:30:35,612 --> 00:30:37,991 Get your hands off her tit. 489 00:30:37,991 --> 00:30:41,233 - Maybe French is getting to him. 490 00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:43,256 Please, Miss Crotch, let me sit somewhere else 491 00:30:43,256 --> 00:30:44,862 where I'm safe. 492 00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:47,680 - Do you think this is some kind of porno class? 493 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,794 - But I was just try-- 494 00:30:48,794 --> 00:30:51,461 - That's enough, you sex maniac. 495 00:30:52,365 --> 00:30:53,948 Class is dismissed. 496 00:30:57,871 --> 00:30:58,948 Not you. 497 00:30:58,948 --> 00:31:00,698 You stay after class. 498 00:31:02,657 --> 00:31:06,574 (crowd murmuring and shouting) 499 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,870 (clock ticking) 500 00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:25,122 now, your punishment is to squeeze 100 times. 501 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:31,846 Commence counting and squeeze. 502 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:35,006 If you stop, I'll murder you. 503 00:31:35,006 --> 00:31:35,839 Squeeze. 504 00:31:37,459 --> 00:31:38,292 - One 505 00:31:39,668 --> 00:31:40,501 two 506 00:31:41,857 --> 00:31:42,690 three. 507 00:31:44,526 --> 00:31:45,517 - [Bebe] Where's Jan? 508 00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:46,805 - [Candy] I think she's with Kevin. 509 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:47,885 - [Monica] The tit-squeezer 510 00:31:47,885 --> 00:31:48,718 - [Candy] Yeah. 511 00:31:48,718 --> 00:31:49,991 - [Monica] I wonder if she needs any help. 512 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,565 - [Candy] You gotta be kidding. 513 00:31:51,565 --> 00:31:53,509 - [Bebe] Hey, does anybody got any toilet paper? 514 00:31:53,509 --> 00:31:55,628 - [Monica] No, dammit, there's none in here either. 515 00:31:55,628 --> 00:31:56,572 - [Candy] I got some here. 516 00:31:56,572 --> 00:31:57,685 How do you want it? 517 00:31:57,685 --> 00:31:58,806 Over or under? 518 00:31:58,806 --> 00:31:59,964 - [Monica] Over easy. 519 00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:01,547 And don't you miss. 520 00:32:08,781 --> 00:32:10,510 (splashing) 521 00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:11,343 - [Candy] I told you she's with Kevin. 522 00:32:11,343 --> 00:32:13,725 - [Bebe] Hey, that's the only roll in here too. 523 00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:14,558 Now what? 524 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,170 - [Monica] You got any folding money? 525 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,033 - [Candy] Just a five dollar bill, why? 526 00:32:18,033 --> 00:32:18,989 - [Monica] Well, either use it 527 00:32:18,989 --> 00:32:21,434 or wait till somebody comes in here who can change it. 528 00:32:21,434 --> 00:32:23,294 - [Bebe] I've got four quarters. 529 00:32:23,294 --> 00:32:25,544 (flushing) 530 00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:30,074 (upbeat funky music) 531 00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:31,019 ♪ Man, I'm getting hungry ♪ 532 00:32:31,019 --> 00:32:31,887 ♪ I mean a lot ♪ 533 00:32:31,887 --> 00:32:34,046 ♪ I take myself down to Pizza Plus pie ♪ 534 00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:35,460 ♪ All my friends are there ♪ 535 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:36,660 ♪ It's time to eat ♪ 536 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:39,302 ♪ We all get down to the Pizza Plus beat ♪ 537 00:32:39,302 --> 00:32:42,034 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 538 00:32:42,034 --> 00:32:42,867 ♪ Let's go ♪ 539 00:32:42,867 --> 00:32:44,397 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 540 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:45,230 ♪ Oh, let's go ♪ 541 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,715 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 542 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,201 ♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪ 543 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:53,370 ♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪ 544 00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:54,203 - Hey. 545 00:32:57,239 --> 00:32:58,530 ♪ Scarfing down ♪ 546 00:32:58,530 --> 00:32:59,780 ♪ Watching the show ♪ 547 00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:02,492 ♪ Eat something, take an order to go ♪ 548 00:33:02,492 --> 00:33:04,235 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 549 00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:05,192 ♪ Let's go ♪ 550 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,998 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 551 00:33:06,998 --> 00:33:08,220 ♪ Oh, let's go ♪ 552 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,542 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 553 00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:12,637 ♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪ 554 00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:16,720 - Hey, somebody gonna take Fenzie's order or not? 555 00:33:18,578 --> 00:33:20,279 - What are you guys gonna have tonight? 556 00:33:20,279 --> 00:33:22,399 A cup of coffee and pass it around? 557 00:33:22,399 --> 00:33:26,299 - What the fuck do you know, Miss Universe herself? 558 00:33:26,299 --> 00:33:28,710 - Watch your mouth or I'll call the manager. 559 00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,281 - I'm sorry. 560 00:33:30,281 --> 00:33:31,471 I'm sorry. 561 00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:33,991 I didn't mean to say Miss Universe, you dog. 562 00:33:33,991 --> 00:33:36,241 Now take our fucking order. 563 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,680 - Okay, hot shot, now what? 564 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,895 - What do you want from me? 565 00:33:45,895 --> 00:33:48,135 She started it with that coffee shit. 566 00:33:48,135 --> 00:33:49,293 Come on, already. 567 00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:50,710 Let's get inside. 568 00:33:52,381 --> 00:33:54,372 - Make that a large pizza 569 00:33:54,372 --> 00:33:57,299 and I'll have a Coke to drink with it 570 00:33:57,299 --> 00:34:01,216 and a chocolate milkshake with a hot pepperoni. 571 00:34:02,852 --> 00:34:04,305 - Yeah, and you can drink it along 572 00:34:04,305 --> 00:34:05,910 with your double banana split. 573 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:10,077 - No, I'd like a tall ice tea with my double banana split. 574 00:34:11,627 --> 00:34:13,360 - I take it you're paying for this, 575 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,652 so what are you gonna have, 576 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:16,685 a glass of water and a toothpick? 577 00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:18,514 - Okay, and I'll also have a plate of raviolis 578 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,591 with 12 meatballs and an orange soda 579 00:34:21,591 --> 00:34:24,406 with garlic salt in it and, let's see-- 580 00:34:24,406 --> 00:34:29,211 - How 'bout a green salad with homemade meat sauce on it? 581 00:34:29,211 --> 00:34:30,249 - Oh yeah, that's sounds great. 582 00:34:30,249 --> 00:34:31,494 I'll take it. 583 00:34:31,494 --> 00:34:32,327 - Ugh. 584 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,128 - I'll have some of that too. 585 00:34:35,128 --> 00:34:36,397 - You want what? 586 00:34:36,397 --> 00:34:38,564 - Meat sauce salad please. 587 00:34:48,941 --> 00:34:50,691 - Eat your heart out! 588 00:34:57,076 --> 00:34:59,731 - Ya'lls spaghetti will be right out. 589 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,385 - I want mine hot. 590 00:35:01,385 --> 00:35:03,218 - He likes things hot. 591 00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:08,654 - You look like you're hot enough to satisfy. 592 00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:12,816 - Hey, what's this winky-wacky bull. 593 00:35:12,816 --> 00:35:13,899 I'm the Fenz. 594 00:35:17,087 --> 00:35:18,170 What is this? 595 00:35:19,692 --> 00:35:20,525 - What's the matter? 596 00:35:20,525 --> 00:35:22,162 Can't get served by miss big-boobs? 597 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:23,829 - No, that's not it. 598 00:35:26,348 --> 00:35:29,845 - Wow, did you ever see that friggin' Mike and Bebe eat? 599 00:35:29,845 --> 00:35:33,046 - I swear they'd eat crap off a platter. 600 00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:34,374 - You say they're eating crap? 601 00:35:34,374 --> 00:35:35,699 - Oh, came on, Fenzie. 602 00:35:35,699 --> 00:35:37,311 Don't you start that bull too. 603 00:35:37,311 --> 00:35:38,162 - What bull? 604 00:35:38,162 --> 00:35:39,329 - Aw, nothing. 605 00:35:42,576 --> 00:35:44,889 Where the hell is that waiter? 606 00:35:44,889 --> 00:35:46,752 - He's probably stirring your tomato sauce 607 00:35:46,752 --> 00:35:48,112 with a fly-swatter. 608 00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:49,023 (laughing) 609 00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:51,572 - Hey, Fenz is gonna eat. 610 00:35:51,572 --> 00:35:52,977 So, let's all cool it. 611 00:35:52,977 --> 00:35:54,715 - Sorry, Fenz. 612 00:35:54,715 --> 00:35:55,882 - Hey, Waiter. 613 00:35:58,889 --> 00:36:00,376 - Hey, you know who I am? 614 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:01,459 I'm the Fenz. 615 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:04,989 None of this winky fucking crap. 616 00:36:04,989 --> 00:36:06,645 Just take their order. 617 00:36:06,645 --> 00:36:07,873 - Hey, man. 618 00:36:07,873 --> 00:36:10,790 We don't talk that way around here. 619 00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:14,233 - Hey, we got a problem outside. 620 00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:15,520 - What kind of problem? 621 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,845 - Like their friends ate up a storm 622 00:36:16,845 --> 00:36:20,268 and now they say they aren't gonna pay for it. 623 00:36:20,268 --> 00:36:23,091 - I suppose you creeps aren't holding either, right? 624 00:36:23,091 --> 00:36:23,924 - Wrong. 625 00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:28,757 See, I'm holding a plate of spaghetti. 626 00:36:28,757 --> 00:36:30,461 - Why you fucking pig. 627 00:36:30,461 --> 00:36:34,625 - Hey, we don't use that kind of language in here. 628 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,070 - Ohhh. 629 00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:38,111 (laughing) 630 00:36:38,111 --> 00:36:40,036 (screaming) 631 00:36:40,036 --> 00:36:43,119 (upbeat funky music) 632 00:37:20,725 --> 00:37:22,452 - [Dispatch On Radio] Officer Archie, we have a 501 633 00:37:22,452 --> 00:37:23,836 at the Pizza Plus. 634 00:37:23,836 --> 00:37:27,114 See if you can get there this time without getting lost. 635 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,864 (sirens blaring) 636 00:37:30,727 --> 00:37:33,137 (upbeat funky music) 637 00:37:33,137 --> 00:37:35,470 (screaming) 638 00:38:05,101 --> 00:38:07,851 (sirens blaring) 639 00:38:10,092 --> 00:38:11,541 (upbeat funky music) 640 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,874 (screaming) 641 00:38:22,852 --> 00:38:25,602 (sirens blaring) 642 00:38:30,504 --> 00:38:31,749 (upbeat funky music) 643 00:38:31,749 --> 00:38:34,082 (screaming) 644 00:38:45,374 --> 00:38:48,124 (sirens blaring) 645 00:38:49,921 --> 00:38:51,158 (upbeat funky music) 646 00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:53,491 (screaming) 647 00:39:04,546 --> 00:39:07,440 (sirens blaring) 648 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,273 (tires squealing) 649 00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:34,237 (upbeat funky music) 650 00:39:34,237 --> 00:39:36,570 (screaming) 651 00:40:04,594 --> 00:40:07,344 (sirens blaring) 652 00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:11,283 - [Dispatcher On Radio] Officer Archie, 653 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:13,616 just where the hell are you? 654 00:40:17,691 --> 00:40:19,436 - [Captain On Radio] Archie, this is the captain. 655 00:40:19,436 --> 00:40:21,323 Call in right now. 656 00:40:21,323 --> 00:40:22,214 (upbeat funky music) 657 00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:24,547 (screaming) 658 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:32,167 (sirens blaring) 659 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,473 (upbeat funky music) 660 00:40:35,473 --> 00:40:37,806 (screaming) 661 00:40:56,199 --> 00:40:59,428 (sirens blaring) 662 00:40:59,428 --> 00:41:02,261 (tires squealing) 663 00:41:09,953 --> 00:41:10,953 (upbeat funky music) 664 00:41:10,953 --> 00:41:12,483 (screaming) 665 00:41:12,483 --> 00:41:13,761 (sirens blaring) 666 00:41:13,761 --> 00:41:15,751 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 667 00:41:15,751 --> 00:41:16,910 (sirens blaring) 668 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,560 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 669 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,064 (sirens blaring) 670 00:41:20,064 --> 00:41:21,942 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 671 00:41:21,942 --> 00:41:23,286 (sirens blaring) 672 00:41:23,286 --> 00:41:25,114 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 673 00:41:25,114 --> 00:41:26,368 (sirens blaring) 674 00:41:26,368 --> 00:41:27,565 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 675 00:41:27,565 --> 00:41:28,476 (sirens blaring) 676 00:41:28,476 --> 00:41:29,573 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 677 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:30,613 (sirens blaring) 678 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:31,760 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 679 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,602 (sirens blaring) 680 00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:33,435 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 681 00:41:33,435 --> 00:41:34,268 (sirens blaring) 682 00:41:34,268 --> 00:41:35,127 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 683 00:41:35,127 --> 00:41:35,960 (sirens blaring) 684 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,793 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 685 00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:37,626 (sirens blaring) 686 00:41:37,626 --> 00:41:38,459 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 687 00:41:38,459 --> 00:41:39,292 (sirens blaring) 688 00:41:39,292 --> 00:41:40,125 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 689 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,875 (sirens blaring) 690 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,585 (tires squealing) 691 00:41:52,838 --> 00:41:55,088 (grunting) 692 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:04,946 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 693 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,287 - Shh, keep your voices down. 694 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:23,496 - I never wanna eat another meatball the rest of my life. 695 00:42:23,496 --> 00:42:24,741 - That goddamn fag. 696 00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:27,549 I think he tried to rape me with a pepperoni. 697 00:42:27,549 --> 00:42:28,464 - He did? 698 00:42:28,464 --> 00:42:30,631 Gee, I love hot pepperoni. 699 00:42:31,504 --> 00:42:32,627 - We know already. 700 00:42:32,627 --> 00:42:33,460 We know. 701 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,335 - Shh, keep your voices down. 702 00:42:35,335 --> 00:42:38,119 If my folks catch us out here, I'll be murdered. 703 00:42:38,119 --> 00:42:40,437 - Geez, Monica, would you folks really murder you? 704 00:42:40,437 --> 00:42:42,049 - Screw off, Mike. 705 00:42:42,049 --> 00:42:44,078 Go sit on a banana. 706 00:42:44,078 --> 00:42:45,543 - I'd like to get my hands on that cook. 707 00:42:45,543 --> 00:42:48,009 I'll flatten him, like one of his pizzas. 708 00:42:48,009 --> 00:42:48,842 - I couldn't move. 709 00:42:48,842 --> 00:42:51,656 That creepy waiter kept trying to hold me by my tits. 710 00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:54,089 - Ha ha, he thought I was one of his turkeys. 711 00:42:54,089 --> 00:42:55,909 He kept stuffing meatballs up my ass. 712 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:58,159 (laughing) 713 00:43:00,251 --> 00:43:02,685 - The waitress kept pouring gravy on my tits 714 00:43:02,685 --> 00:43:04,577 and then she'd lick it off. 715 00:43:04,577 --> 00:43:06,161 - Oh yeah, I was trying to do the same thing. 716 00:43:06,161 --> 00:43:07,975 She kept pushing me away. 717 00:43:07,975 --> 00:43:10,733 - Hey, let's dry off, get in the van, 718 00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:12,601 and split to Mulholland. 719 00:43:12,601 --> 00:43:13,804 - [Group] Yeah. 720 00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:15,212 - We deserve it. 721 00:43:15,212 --> 00:43:17,296 - We'll have to ride nude. 722 00:43:17,296 --> 00:43:18,868 - Give me a towel. 723 00:43:18,868 --> 00:43:20,118 - [Group] Awww. 724 00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:24,605 (upbeat funky music) 725 00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:25,770 - [Fenzie] Hey, hey, come on. 726 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,542 I'm only gonna bury the Fenz a little bit. 727 00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,008 - [Candy] Ouch, damnit, Fenzie, 728 00:43:29,008 --> 00:43:30,377 you're missing the right thing. 729 00:43:30,377 --> 00:43:33,191 - [Jan] Somebody has their bony ass knee in my ear. 730 00:43:33,191 --> 00:43:34,062 - [Fenzie] Is that your ear? 731 00:43:34,062 --> 00:43:34,895 - [Jan] Yes. 732 00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:36,217 - [Fenzie] Well, for your information, mama, 733 00:43:36,217 --> 00:43:37,518 that bone is not my knee. 734 00:43:37,518 --> 00:43:38,636 - [Bebe] Oh shit, Sam. 735 00:43:38,636 --> 00:43:40,342 Get that thing down here where it belongs. 736 00:43:40,342 --> 00:43:41,571 - [Sam] Where the hell is that? 737 00:43:41,571 --> 00:43:43,067 - [Candy] Fenzie, is this you? 738 00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:44,065 - [Buzz] Hell no. 739 00:43:44,065 --> 00:43:46,444 Don't you know the difference in size? 740 00:43:46,444 --> 00:43:47,522 This is Buzz. 741 00:43:47,522 --> 00:43:50,313 - [Monica] If that's Buzz, then who the hell are you? 742 00:43:50,313 --> 00:43:51,843 - [Sam] Oh, I thought you were Bebe. 743 00:43:51,843 --> 00:43:53,606 - [Monica] We'll I'm friggin not. 744 00:43:53,606 --> 00:43:55,528 Couldn't you tell by the ass rotation. 745 00:43:55,528 --> 00:43:56,426 - [Fenzie] Damn it, Jan. 746 00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:57,923 Move around a little. 747 00:43:57,923 --> 00:43:59,704 - [Buzz] Hey, cool it will ya, Fenz. 748 00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:01,502 You're going all on me, man. 749 00:44:01,502 --> 00:44:04,054 - [Jan] You're like a bunch of animals. 750 00:44:04,054 --> 00:44:06,081 This shit has got to cease. 751 00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:08,638 - [Bebe] There's just got to be better accommodations. 752 00:44:08,638 --> 00:44:10,657 - [Fenzie] I give up. 753 00:44:10,657 --> 00:44:13,395 My wacker's been everywhere but where it belongs. 754 00:44:13,395 --> 00:44:14,323 - [Mike] I can't get up. 755 00:44:14,323 --> 00:44:16,290 - [Sam] Put your pants back on, Monica. 756 00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:17,642 - [Monica] I never got them off. 757 00:44:17,642 --> 00:44:20,125 - [Jan] Christ, Sam, that's mine you're playing with. 758 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,788 - [Bebe] Mike, was that you? 759 00:44:21,788 --> 00:44:22,621 - [Mike] Hell no. 760 00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:23,623 I said mine won't get up. 761 00:44:23,623 --> 00:44:24,505 (groaning) 762 00:44:24,505 --> 00:44:28,672 - [Fenzie] Oh hell, I'm gonna put this baby outta here. 763 00:44:33,821 --> 00:44:35,806 - [Monica] I know we don't have any privacy. 764 00:44:35,806 --> 00:44:37,072 Half the time in that damn van, 765 00:44:37,072 --> 00:44:38,698 I don't know who I'm screwing. 766 00:44:38,698 --> 00:44:42,797 I'm tired of rumble seats, the doorway, and grease-rats-- 767 00:44:42,797 --> 00:44:44,655 - [Bebe] And locker rooms and pay toilets 768 00:44:44,655 --> 00:44:45,998 and phone booths. 769 00:44:45,998 --> 00:44:47,700 - [Candy] And swimming pools and pup tents 770 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:48,817 and bowling alleys. 771 00:44:48,817 --> 00:44:49,772 - [Bebe] Bowling alleys? 772 00:44:49,772 --> 00:44:51,425 - [Candy] Yeah, haven't you ever? 773 00:44:51,425 --> 00:44:52,418 - [Monica] I don't think I wanna. 774 00:44:52,418 --> 00:44:54,322 - [Candy] You haven't lived. 775 00:44:54,322 --> 00:44:56,754 When those pins start pounding your bare-- 776 00:44:56,754 --> 00:44:59,187 - [Monica] They won't pound me between mine. 777 00:44:59,187 --> 00:45:00,763 - [Bebe] Where are we going in such a hurry? 778 00:45:00,763 --> 00:45:02,222 - [Monica] Just relax. 779 00:45:02,222 --> 00:45:03,055 - [Candy] Slow down. 780 00:45:03,055 --> 00:45:04,138 Turn in here. 781 00:45:09,453 --> 00:45:10,744 - [Bebe] Hey, this looks spooky. 782 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:12,362 - [Jan] Will you stop being flaky? 783 00:45:12,362 --> 00:45:13,748 - - [Candy] Well, this is a little creepy. 784 00:45:13,748 --> 00:45:15,943 What happens if we meet something coming down? 785 00:45:15,943 --> 00:45:17,524 - [Monica] You drive over it. 786 00:45:17,524 --> 00:45:19,263 - [Bebe] I hope it's smaller than us. 787 00:45:19,263 --> 00:45:21,098 I think we should throw this taxi in reverse. 788 00:45:21,098 --> 00:45:24,098 - [Monica] Oh, will you two cool it? 789 00:45:25,643 --> 00:45:28,726 (upbeat funky music) 790 00:45:33,995 --> 00:45:36,227 - [Candy] This dump hasn't been manicured in 100 years. 791 00:45:36,227 --> 00:45:38,613 - [Bebe] Looks like a friggin jungle. 792 00:45:38,613 --> 00:45:39,518 - [Jan] Don't breathe too hard. 793 00:45:39,518 --> 00:45:41,518 You might knock it over. 794 00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,950 (growling) 795 00:45:57,950 --> 00:46:00,700 (dramatic music) 796 00:46:06,251 --> 00:46:07,288 - [Monica] Who lives here anyway? 797 00:46:07,288 --> 00:46:08,568 The jolly green giant? 798 00:46:08,568 --> 00:46:10,986 I've never climbed so many fucking steps in my whole life. 799 00:46:10,986 --> 00:46:12,730 - [Candy] Will you stop whining, Monica? 800 00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:15,276 That ass of yours could shed some fat. 801 00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:18,375 - [Monica] Well, Sam just happens to like fat asses. 802 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:20,158 - [Bebe] Come to think of it, I do too. 803 00:46:20,158 --> 00:46:22,575 - [Jan] Will you two cool it? 804 00:46:42,207 --> 00:46:44,457 (growling) 805 00:46:48,158 --> 00:46:51,617 - Oh, I can see Vincent Price coming down the stairs now. 806 00:46:51,617 --> 00:46:52,661 - Where, where? 807 00:46:52,661 --> 00:46:53,942 - Cool it, you dizzy. 808 00:46:53,942 --> 00:46:54,869 Come on. 809 00:46:54,869 --> 00:46:57,223 Let's check this mausoleum out. 810 00:46:57,223 --> 00:46:59,223 - Look at all this junk. 811 00:47:00,514 --> 00:47:03,719 - That junk is probably worth a fortune. 812 00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:04,649 - Oh, Jan. 813 00:47:04,649 --> 00:47:06,135 I'm not taking another step till you tell us 814 00:47:06,135 --> 00:47:08,085 whose pad this is. 815 00:47:08,085 --> 00:47:08,989 - Who else? 816 00:47:08,989 --> 00:47:10,521 June East. 817 00:47:10,521 --> 00:47:14,341 Didn't she tell us to "come down and see me sometime?" 818 00:47:14,341 --> 00:47:16,008 Hello, anybody home? 819 00:47:18,677 --> 00:47:20,314 Hello? 820 00:47:20,314 --> 00:47:21,147 Hello? 821 00:47:24,665 --> 00:47:25,498 Hello? 822 00:47:26,487 --> 00:47:27,570 Anybody home? 823 00:47:32,029 --> 00:47:34,001 I guess there's nobody home. 824 00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:36,241 Come on, let's check out the place. 825 00:47:36,241 --> 00:47:37,739 - What for? 826 00:47:37,739 --> 00:47:39,657 - I've got my reasons. 827 00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:42,268 - But what if somebody catches us. 828 00:47:42,268 --> 00:47:44,092 - We were invited, you know? 829 00:47:44,092 --> 00:47:45,853 - Candy, you and Monica check downstairs. 830 00:47:45,853 --> 00:47:47,676 I'll check out around here. 831 00:47:47,676 --> 00:47:50,281 And, Bebe, you check out the upstairs. 832 00:47:50,281 --> 00:47:51,620 - What are we checking for? 833 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:55,490 - I wanna know how many bedrooms there are in this house. 834 00:47:55,490 --> 00:47:58,104 - I don't wanna go up there all by myself. 835 00:47:58,104 --> 00:48:00,571 - Come on, get going. 836 00:48:00,571 --> 00:48:01,872 Well? 837 00:48:01,872 --> 00:48:04,955 - I didn't wanna come in here anyway. 838 00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:11,554 I don't know why I have to go up here by myself anyway. 839 00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:14,137 This place gives me the creeps. 840 00:48:15,993 --> 00:48:18,473 (moaning) (growling) 841 00:48:18,473 --> 00:48:19,922 - [June] Oh my god. 842 00:48:19,922 --> 00:48:22,172 Oh, I can't stand any more. 843 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:24,900 Oh, oh. 844 00:48:29,038 --> 00:48:33,432 - I think June East and a lion are making it. 845 00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:35,599 (gasping) 846 00:48:37,313 --> 00:48:40,343 - All right, who's down there? 847 00:48:40,343 --> 00:48:42,589 - It's us, Miss East. 848 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:44,672 - And who the hell is us? 849 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,049 - We're the girls that helped you get your car back 850 00:48:48,049 --> 00:48:49,132 from Big Dick 851 00:48:51,673 --> 00:48:52,840 - Oh, that us. 852 00:48:54,761 --> 00:48:57,085 I'll be right down. 853 00:48:57,085 --> 00:49:00,993 Ya'll scared my little kitty to death. 854 00:49:00,993 --> 00:49:03,660 (sensual music) 855 00:49:04,661 --> 00:49:06,911 (laughing) 856 00:49:08,565 --> 00:49:11,191 - This sure is a marvelous old house you have here, 857 00:49:11,191 --> 00:49:12,271 Miss East. 858 00:49:12,271 --> 00:49:14,257 - Yes, now cut that Miss East 859 00:49:14,257 --> 00:49:15,674 and call me June. 860 00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:19,743 That Miss crap makes me feel ancient. 861 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:25,196 Say, baby, get me some more champagne, will you? 862 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:26,517 - Sure, June. 863 00:49:26,517 --> 00:49:28,870 How many rooms do you have in this house? 864 00:49:28,870 --> 00:49:30,620 - Hell, I don't know. 865 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:34,645 - And you live here all alone. 866 00:49:34,645 --> 00:49:36,511 - Just me and the memories 867 00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:37,761 of all my boys. 868 00:49:41,572 --> 00:49:45,330 - Did you ever think of coaching aspiring, young actresses, 869 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:46,947 like ourselves? 870 00:49:46,947 --> 00:49:51,030 - No, but I've coached a few young men in my day. 871 00:49:53,910 --> 00:49:54,820 Thanks, honey. 872 00:49:54,820 --> 00:49:59,337 I'd offer you some, but the stuff is too goddamn expensive 873 00:49:59,337 --> 00:50:00,420 to piss away. 874 00:50:01,538 --> 00:50:05,685 Now, what the hell are you all doing here anyway? 875 00:50:05,685 --> 00:50:08,514 - Yeah, what the hell are we doing here? 876 00:50:08,514 --> 00:50:11,034 - Frankly, June, it would be an asset to you and us 877 00:50:11,034 --> 00:50:13,049 if you would coach us in acting. 878 00:50:13,049 --> 00:50:15,671 Our parents would be willing to fork out good money 879 00:50:15,671 --> 00:50:19,171 for us to be coached by such a great star. 880 00:50:23,036 --> 00:50:25,369 - Oh, I love champagne best. 881 00:50:28,581 --> 00:50:30,248 Acting classes, huh? 882 00:50:31,827 --> 00:50:34,820 Tell me, honey, are there gonna be any young boys 883 00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:37,147 that need instruction? 884 00:50:37,147 --> 00:50:39,562 - Oh, yes, lots and lots of boys. 885 00:50:39,562 --> 00:50:41,250 - Lots and lots of boys. 886 00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:43,500 - I mean any real big boys? 887 00:50:45,439 --> 00:50:46,522 - Oh, plenty. 888 00:50:47,428 --> 00:50:49,112 - Oh, plenty. 889 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:50,934 - Big, really big. 890 00:50:50,934 --> 00:50:52,934 - Big really big. 891 00:50:52,934 --> 00:50:54,231 - What have you got here, 892 00:50:54,231 --> 00:50:57,449 some kind of goddamn parrot in drag? 893 00:50:57,449 --> 00:51:01,616 Anyways, sweetheart, I don't feel like coaching just yet. 894 00:51:02,901 --> 00:51:04,818 - Well, maybe this big. 895 00:51:06,505 --> 00:51:08,090 - You've got a deal. 896 00:51:08,090 --> 00:51:10,346 - [Group] All right. 897 00:51:10,346 --> 00:51:12,620 - On one condition. 898 00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:13,699 - Oh, here it comes. 899 00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:15,663 - The boys get their 900 00:51:15,663 --> 00:51:16,830 lessons first. 901 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,390 - [Group] Right on. 902 00:51:21,390 --> 00:51:22,230 (upbeat funky music) 903 00:51:22,230 --> 00:51:23,063 ♪ Take off the top ♪ 904 00:51:23,063 --> 00:51:26,255 ♪ The sky's above ♪ 905 00:51:26,255 --> 00:51:28,290 ♪ Riding down the white line ♪ 906 00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:31,040 ♪ Tunnel of love ♪ 907 00:51:32,016 --> 00:51:33,640 ♪ Can't stop now ♪ 908 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,640 ♪ No, gotta be cool ♪ 909 00:51:37,850 --> 00:51:39,345 ♪ Teacher and your mother ♪ 910 00:51:39,345 --> 00:51:43,523 ♪ Want you back in school ♪ 911 00:51:43,523 --> 00:51:46,544 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 912 00:51:46,544 --> 00:51:50,711 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 913 00:51:54,006 --> 00:51:55,379 ♪ Ride to the beach ♪ 914 00:51:55,379 --> 00:51:58,296 ♪ Ride to the park ♪ 915 00:51:59,399 --> 00:52:03,566 ♪ Won't you ride with me baby till way after dark ♪ 916 00:52:05,022 --> 00:52:06,677 ♪ Fill up the tank ♪ 917 00:52:06,677 --> 00:52:10,010 ♪ And pick up the girls ♪ 918 00:52:11,093 --> 00:52:15,260 ♪ Pick 'em all up and let's go for a whirl ♪ 919 00:52:16,573 --> 00:52:19,278 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 920 00:52:19,278 --> 00:52:22,345 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 921 00:52:22,345 --> 00:52:26,512 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 922 00:52:30,298 --> 00:52:31,381 ♪ Take off the top ♪ 923 00:52:31,381 --> 00:52:35,005 ♪ The sky's above ♪ 924 00:52:35,005 --> 00:52:36,799 ♪ Ridin' down the white line ♪ 925 00:52:36,799 --> 00:52:39,549 ♪ Tunnel of love ♪ 926 00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:42,069 ♪ Can't stop now ♪ 927 00:52:42,069 --> 00:52:45,069 ♪ No, gotta be cool ♪ 928 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:51,150 ♪ Teacher and your mother want you back in school ♪ 929 00:52:51,150 --> 00:52:52,398 ♪ Tell 'em ♪ 930 00:52:52,398 --> 00:52:55,245 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 931 00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:57,864 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 932 00:52:57,864 --> 00:53:01,119 ♪ Riding in my running red, riding in my running red ♪ 933 00:53:01,119 --> 00:53:05,119 ♪ Riding in my running red road ♪ 934 00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:10,635 ♪ Let's go riding the rest of the day ♪ 935 00:53:10,635 --> 00:53:14,802 ♪ I would ride with you forever if I had my way ♪ 936 00:53:16,437 --> 00:53:17,923 ♪ Take off the top ♪ 937 00:53:17,923 --> 00:53:20,756 ♪ The sky's above ♪ 938 00:53:21,675 --> 00:53:23,989 ♪ Ha, we'll go riding down the white line ♪ 939 00:53:23,989 --> 00:53:26,739 ♪ Tunnel of love ♪ 940 00:53:29,965 --> 00:53:31,289 - [Cop] But, captain, I'm telling you. 941 00:53:31,289 --> 00:53:33,778 I was standing, holding my billy club when-- 942 00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:36,611 hey, I think that's them up ahead. 943 00:53:38,159 --> 00:53:39,246 I'm outta gas. 944 00:53:39,246 --> 00:53:40,997 Would you believe? 945 00:53:40,997 --> 00:53:42,657 - [Captain On Radio] You're damn right we believe. 946 00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:44,824 Boy, your ass is mine now. 947 00:53:47,282 --> 00:53:48,523 ♪ Ride to the beach ♪ 948 00:53:48,523 --> 00:53:51,440 ♪ Ride to the park ♪ 949 00:53:52,571 --> 00:53:56,738 ♪ Won't you ride with me baby till way after dark ♪ 950 00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:00,018 ♪ Fill up the tank ♪ 951 00:54:00,018 --> 00:54:03,849 ♪ Pick up the girls ♪ 952 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:08,016 ♪ We'll pick 'em all up and go for a whirl ♪ 953 00:54:09,505 --> 00:54:13,608 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 954 00:54:13,608 --> 00:54:15,611 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 955 00:54:15,611 --> 00:54:18,490 ♪ Riding in my running red, riding in my running red ♪ 956 00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:22,508 ♪ Riding in my running red road ♪ 957 00:54:22,508 --> 00:54:24,804 - [Fenzie] Ah, Candy, baby, the Fenz is dragging tonight 958 00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:25,889 on 101. 959 00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:27,420 - [Candy] You're on, Fenz. 960 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:28,828 - [Bebe] Hey, don't forget the beer. 961 00:54:28,828 --> 00:54:30,401 - [Mike] Don't you forget the pill. 962 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:31,900 - [Sam] Come on, Monica, move your ass. 963 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:33,887 - [Monica] Is your mind always on balling? 964 00:54:33,887 --> 00:54:35,486 - [Jan] Buzz, don't forget the tent. 965 00:54:35,486 --> 00:54:37,220 - [Buzz] That's like forgetting my head. 966 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:40,049 - [Fenzie] Come on already, let's make it. 967 00:54:40,049 --> 00:54:43,799 (all screaming and laughing) 968 00:54:54,823 --> 00:54:56,201 - Watch out, watch out. 969 00:54:56,201 --> 00:54:58,373 - I got watermelon, you guys. 970 00:54:58,373 --> 00:55:02,123 (all screaming and laughing) 971 00:55:07,691 --> 00:55:08,832 - Get the blanket. 972 00:55:08,832 --> 00:55:10,415 - Who's got a beer? 973 00:55:12,835 --> 00:55:14,583 - Get it right, get it right. 974 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:18,000 (laughing and screaming) 975 00:55:20,981 --> 00:55:22,850 - Watermelon. 976 00:55:22,850 --> 00:55:26,100 - Who wants to help me put up the tent? 977 00:55:29,010 --> 00:55:31,411 - Hey, who wants to help me put up the tent? 978 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:34,895 - Hey, man, it's about time we got to the beach here, man. 979 00:55:34,895 --> 00:55:35,729 - Yeah, really. 980 00:55:35,729 --> 00:55:36,888 Hey, you got any more food in there? 981 00:55:36,888 --> 00:55:37,862 - Is that all you-- 982 00:55:37,862 --> 00:55:38,695 Man. 983 00:55:38,695 --> 00:55:39,528 - I'm hungry. 984 00:55:39,528 --> 00:55:41,085 - That's all that guy does, is eat. 985 00:55:41,085 --> 00:55:42,200 - Hey, here's a pickle. 986 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,033 Pickle. 987 00:55:45,756 --> 00:55:47,747 - What, dummy? 988 00:55:47,747 --> 00:55:50,830 (upbeat funky music) 989 00:56:26,893 --> 00:56:29,726 (heavy breathing) 990 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,698 - Hey, Candy, tell me the truth. 991 00:56:36,698 --> 00:56:40,632 Do you see any enlargement in my muscle? 992 00:56:40,632 --> 00:56:43,220 - Yeah, I think it's getting smaller. 993 00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:45,420 - He's talking about his biceps. 994 00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:46,619 - Oh. 995 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:48,485 - Aw, lay off me. 996 00:56:48,485 --> 00:56:49,402 - Hey, man. 997 00:56:50,747 --> 00:56:53,333 I'm getting horny already. 998 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:55,169 Come on, Jan. 999 00:56:55,169 --> 00:56:56,176 Let's get in the tent. 1000 00:56:56,176 --> 00:56:57,394 - Will you hold your goodies? 1001 00:56:57,394 --> 00:56:58,848 We just got here. 1002 00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:00,338 - Hey, 1003 00:57:00,338 --> 00:57:02,338 Fenzie hold his goodies? 1004 00:57:04,281 --> 00:57:07,029 - [Group] Fenzie hold his goodie, Fenzie hold his goodies. 1005 00:57:07,029 --> 00:57:08,112 Yay, goodies. 1006 00:57:11,871 --> 00:57:14,038 - Fenzie hold his goodies? 1007 00:57:15,981 --> 00:57:17,235 - All right already. 1008 00:57:17,235 --> 00:57:18,150 Don't hold 'em. 1009 00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:19,427 I will. 1010 00:57:19,427 --> 00:57:20,427 - Hey, easy. 1011 00:57:22,196 --> 00:57:23,363 It's the Fenz. 1012 00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:27,047 - Man, this is good grass. 1013 00:57:27,047 --> 00:57:28,356 Who got it? 1014 00:57:28,356 --> 00:57:29,890 - I got it. 1015 00:57:29,890 --> 00:57:31,435 - Hey, cool it, will you, Mike. 1016 00:57:31,435 --> 00:57:33,685 I'd like to get high first. 1017 00:57:41,198 --> 00:57:42,198 - Watch out. 1018 00:57:46,444 --> 00:57:47,973 Hey, man don't wet the grass. 1019 00:57:47,973 --> 00:57:49,176 - Change the station, Candy. 1020 00:57:49,176 --> 00:57:50,883 That creep's too straight. 1021 00:57:50,883 --> 00:57:52,536 - Save any of that roach for us? 1022 00:57:52,536 --> 00:57:54,061 - Come on, Monica, let's get in the tent. 1023 00:57:54,061 --> 00:57:56,064 - Do you mind if I catch my breath first? 1024 00:57:56,064 --> 00:57:59,402 - Since when does breath have anything to do with it? 1025 00:57:59,402 --> 00:58:00,273 - Aw, come on, Bebe. 1026 00:58:00,273 --> 00:58:02,856 Let's be the first in the tent. 1027 00:58:05,798 --> 00:58:07,004 - Ow. 1028 00:58:07,004 --> 00:58:09,587 - Hey, Fenz needs another beer. 1029 00:58:10,993 --> 00:58:13,576 - Boy, this is real good stuff. 1030 00:58:15,201 --> 00:58:17,365 - Aw, come on, Bebe, let's be first in the tent, 1031 00:58:17,365 --> 00:58:18,198 okay, huh? 1032 00:58:19,269 --> 00:58:20,519 - Hey, cool it. 1033 00:58:22,159 --> 00:58:23,528 Cool it. 1034 00:58:23,528 --> 00:58:26,024 The Fenz said he needs another beer. 1035 00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,323 - Oh, yeah. 1036 00:58:27,323 --> 00:58:28,240 Here, Fenz. 1037 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:31,663 Hey, how come you need this breath all at once? 1038 00:58:31,663 --> 00:58:33,650 - 'Cause you're getting bigger, that's why. 1039 00:58:33,650 --> 00:58:34,702 - How do you know? 1040 00:58:34,702 --> 00:58:37,067 - Because he was sticking it up my nose 1041 00:58:37,067 --> 00:58:39,049 in that goddamn van. 1042 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,549 That's how I know. 1043 00:58:42,406 --> 00:58:43,649 - It's sore as hell, man. 1044 00:58:43,649 --> 00:58:45,601 We've gotta get better digs. 1045 00:58:45,601 --> 00:58:48,934 - Yeah, but until then, we got our tent. 1046 00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:51,540 Come on, Candy. 1047 00:58:51,540 --> 00:58:53,123 Let's go get it on. 1048 00:58:54,103 --> 00:58:56,212 - Aw, go bury it in the sand. 1049 00:58:56,212 --> 00:58:58,167 I need some more sun. 1050 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:01,787 - The Fenz is beginning to detect something going on here. 1051 00:59:01,787 --> 00:59:03,587 - Nothing's going on here. 1052 00:59:03,587 --> 00:59:05,717 - That's what I'm beginning to detect. 1053 00:59:05,717 --> 00:59:06,830 Hey, man. 1054 00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:09,613 What's with this Fenzie holding his goodies. 1055 00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:11,555 - Yeah, and what the hell's with this breath crap? 1056 00:59:11,555 --> 00:59:13,208 - Yeah, and what's with this getting high first? 1057 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:16,332 - Yeah, and what's with this stick it in the sand? 1058 00:59:16,332 --> 00:59:17,249 - Hey, hey. 1059 00:59:20,215 --> 00:59:21,647 Hey. 1060 00:59:21,647 --> 00:59:24,139 I smell something rotten in Denmark. 1061 00:59:24,139 --> 00:59:24,972 - Denmark? 1062 00:59:26,482 --> 00:59:29,169 What's Denmark got to do with this, Fenz? 1063 00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:30,914 - Ain't you got no class? 1064 00:59:30,914 --> 00:59:33,208 Didn't you ever hear of Willy boy? 1065 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,785 - Willy boy? 1066 00:59:34,785 --> 00:59:37,053 Who the hell is Willy boy? 1067 00:59:37,053 --> 00:59:39,979 - He means William Shakespeare. 1068 00:59:39,979 --> 00:59:41,651 - All right. 1069 00:59:41,651 --> 00:59:44,484 You're gonna get yours goody-girl. 1070 00:59:45,815 --> 00:59:47,313 I wanna know one thing. 1071 00:59:47,313 --> 00:59:48,477 - What's that, Fenz? 1072 00:59:48,477 --> 00:59:51,688 - What's this pup tent doing empty? 1073 00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:52,605 - Oh, that. 1074 00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:55,897 He wants to know what the tent's doing empty. 1075 00:59:55,897 --> 00:59:57,024 Come on girls. 1076 00:59:57,024 --> 00:59:58,607 It's swimming time. 1077 01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:07,733 - You know the Fenz does not bake. 1078 01:00:08,765 --> 01:00:11,308 - Maybe you don't, Fenzie, 1079 01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:13,308 but sometimes I have to. 1080 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:19,718 - Well, I'm with Fenzie. 1081 01:00:19,718 --> 01:00:22,132 Something is screwy. 1082 01:00:22,132 --> 01:00:25,257 - Well, what the hell are we gonna do, man? 1083 01:00:25,257 --> 01:00:27,617 - We're gonna get their ass. 1084 01:00:27,617 --> 01:00:28,772 Come on. 1085 01:00:28,772 --> 01:00:29,605 - Yeah. 1086 01:00:33,632 --> 01:00:36,882 (upbeat comical music) 1087 01:00:58,090 --> 01:00:59,043 (laughing and screaming) 1088 01:00:59,043 --> 01:01:02,126 (upbeat funky music) 1089 01:01:03,042 --> 01:01:05,223 ♪ I was laying on the beach about a quarter to three ♪ 1090 01:01:05,223 --> 01:01:08,015 ♪ I wasn't doing much, I was just being me ♪ 1091 01:01:08,015 --> 01:01:11,350 ♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪ 1092 01:01:11,350 --> 01:01:14,199 ♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪ 1093 01:01:14,199 --> 01:01:15,775 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1094 01:01:15,775 --> 01:01:19,708 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 1095 01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:21,299 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 1096 01:01:21,299 --> 01:01:22,710 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 1097 01:01:22,710 --> 01:01:25,690 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 1098 01:01:25,690 --> 01:01:27,559 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1099 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:31,331 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1100 01:01:31,331 --> 01:01:34,488 ♪ I'm laying on the sand with chick on each side ♪ 1101 01:01:34,488 --> 01:01:37,148 ♪ Girls on the sand wanna go for a ride ♪ 1102 01:01:37,148 --> 01:01:40,435 ♪ Don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪ 1103 01:01:40,435 --> 01:01:43,455 ♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪ 1104 01:01:43,455 --> 01:01:46,377 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1105 01:01:46,377 --> 01:01:48,989 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 1106 01:01:48,989 --> 01:01:52,024 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 1107 01:01:52,024 --> 01:01:54,909 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 1108 01:01:54,909 --> 01:01:56,373 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1109 01:01:56,373 --> 01:02:00,290 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1110 01:02:02,842 --> 01:02:03,958 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 1111 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,240 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 1112 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,769 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 1113 01:02:07,769 --> 01:02:09,623 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1114 01:02:09,623 --> 01:02:13,456 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 1115 01:02:16,497 --> 01:02:19,330 (tires squealing) 1116 01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,396 (air hissing) 1117 01:02:50,856 --> 01:02:53,895 (laughing and screaming) 1118 01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:55,629 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1119 01:02:55,629 --> 01:02:59,019 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1120 01:02:59,019 --> 01:03:02,281 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 1121 01:03:02,281 --> 01:03:05,881 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 1122 01:03:05,881 --> 01:03:08,381 (air hissing) 1123 01:03:11,366 --> 01:03:12,827 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 1124 01:03:12,827 --> 01:03:14,696 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 1125 01:03:14,696 --> 01:03:17,159 ♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 1126 01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:18,775 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1127 01:03:18,775 --> 01:03:21,570 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1128 01:03:21,570 --> 01:03:24,624 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1129 01:03:24,624 --> 01:03:27,624 ♪ Down on the beach ♪ 1130 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:32,013 (upbeat funky music) 1131 01:04:07,064 --> 01:04:10,147 (upbeat funky music) 1132 01:04:26,215 --> 01:04:30,382 - Fenzie, we gotta do something or I'm gonna explode. 1133 01:04:32,116 --> 01:04:36,072 - Okay okay, I guess it's time to get with it. 1134 01:04:36,072 --> 01:04:37,645 - There's no rush. 1135 01:04:37,645 --> 01:04:38,895 Take your time. 1136 01:04:40,131 --> 01:04:42,464 - Well, we've got a problem. 1137 01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:45,631 - Oh, well shit. 1138 01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:46,881 Join the crowd. 1139 01:04:49,604 --> 01:04:51,508 - You all know the hangups we get into 1140 01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:54,580 when we try and get a little privacy. 1141 01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,118 - I don't get it. 1142 01:04:56,118 --> 01:04:57,572 - Oh, for Christ sake, Mike. 1143 01:04:57,572 --> 01:05:01,004 Do you wanna ball the rest of your life in a rumble seat? 1144 01:05:01,004 --> 01:05:02,871 - You got somewhere better? 1145 01:05:02,871 --> 01:05:04,088 - Will you cool it, Mike, 1146 01:05:04,088 --> 01:05:06,659 so we can find out what this is all about? 1147 01:05:06,659 --> 01:05:10,826 - Well, we've got a house with 10 private bedrooms. 1148 01:05:12,143 --> 01:05:14,106 - 10 private bedrooms? 1149 01:05:14,106 --> 01:05:15,600 - I only need one. 1150 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,436 (laughing) 1151 01:05:17,436 --> 01:05:18,868 - Hey, Mike, stick your head in the sand 1152 01:05:18,868 --> 01:05:20,977 for about a half an hour, huh? 1153 01:05:20,977 --> 01:05:24,612 The Fenz is trying to get educated. 1154 01:05:24,612 --> 01:05:26,614 - Well, then keep your big mouth shut 1155 01:05:26,614 --> 01:05:28,831 and let Jan explain. 1156 01:05:28,831 --> 01:05:31,917 - The Fenz, keep his big mouth shut? 1157 01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:33,723 The Fenz keep his big-- 1158 01:05:33,723 --> 01:05:35,760 - You wanna hear or don't ya? 1159 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,941 - We wanna hear. 1160 01:05:36,941 --> 01:05:38,726 We wanna hear. 1161 01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:40,698 - Yeah, sure, yeah. 1162 01:05:40,698 --> 01:05:43,704 - There's this old movie star that has this big house 1163 01:05:43,704 --> 01:05:46,941 up in the hills, real private-like. 1164 01:05:46,941 --> 01:05:49,024 - Ooh, I like it already. 1165 01:05:51,223 --> 01:05:53,171 - We talked her into giving all of us acting lessons 1166 01:05:53,171 --> 01:05:54,254 at her house. 1167 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:57,747 Are you guys interested or not? 1168 01:05:57,747 --> 01:05:59,574 - Yeah, come on tell us. 1169 01:05:59,574 --> 01:06:00,765 - Yeah. 1170 01:06:00,765 --> 01:06:02,207 - Hey, shit, that's great. 1171 01:06:02,207 --> 01:06:03,493 You guys take the lessons 1172 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,240 and Monica and me, we'll be in the bedrooms 1173 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,829 rehearsing, okay? 1174 01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:07,909 - Sam, if you don't cool it, 1175 01:06:07,909 --> 01:06:09,250 the only rehearsing you're gonna do 1176 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,939 is the flick of your bick. 1177 01:06:10,939 --> 01:06:13,233 - Are you guys interested or not? 1178 01:06:13,233 --> 01:06:14,483 - [Group] Yeah. 1179 01:06:15,943 --> 01:06:19,589 - Hey, can't we hold this conversation with Candy and me 1180 01:06:19,589 --> 01:06:21,365 in the tent? 1181 01:06:21,365 --> 01:06:22,561 - Aw, man. 1182 01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:23,517 - Oh well, Jan. 1183 01:06:23,517 --> 01:06:26,356 The only way to keep him quiet is to bury his face. 1184 01:06:26,356 --> 01:06:28,135 Come on, Buzzy, honey. 1185 01:06:28,135 --> 01:06:29,385 - [Group] Ahhh. 1186 01:06:32,062 --> 01:06:34,524 - You sure he'll still go along? 1187 01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:37,107 - No, go along-y, no get Candy. 1188 01:06:38,518 --> 01:06:41,640 - [Mike] Oh, I like it already. 1189 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:42,598 - Along? 1190 01:06:42,598 --> 01:06:43,888 Along? 1191 01:06:43,888 --> 01:06:45,142 What' this along? 1192 01:06:45,142 --> 01:06:48,381 - Well, there's just one little hitch. 1193 01:06:48,381 --> 01:06:49,455 - You see, Fenz. 1194 01:06:49,455 --> 01:06:50,321 I told you. 1195 01:06:50,321 --> 01:06:51,660 Always a hitch. 1196 01:06:51,660 --> 01:06:52,493 - I knew it, man. 1197 01:06:52,493 --> 01:06:54,113 It's just a lot of bullshit. 1198 01:06:54,113 --> 01:06:55,957 - Oh, Sam, sometimes I just wanna sit on your face 1199 01:06:55,957 --> 01:06:56,813 and suffocate you. 1200 01:06:56,813 --> 01:06:58,941 - I'm ready, I'm ready. 1201 01:06:58,941 --> 01:07:00,603 - Can Jan continue? 1202 01:07:00,603 --> 01:07:02,353 Give me another beer. 1203 01:07:05,342 --> 01:07:09,145 - Well, she's just a little boy-crazy. 1204 01:07:09,145 --> 01:07:12,343 - Like just how much is a little? 1205 01:07:12,343 --> 01:07:13,760 - Well, you know. 1206 01:07:15,047 --> 01:07:16,630 - No, I don't know. 1207 01:07:17,631 --> 01:07:19,649 - Like screwing-crazy. 1208 01:07:19,649 --> 01:07:21,284 - What the hell's wrong with that? 1209 01:07:21,284 --> 01:07:24,701 - Well, she's a little older than we are. 1210 01:07:26,806 --> 01:07:28,341 - Who is this chick anyway? 1211 01:07:28,341 --> 01:07:29,997 - June East. 1212 01:07:29,997 --> 01:07:31,434 - June East? 1213 01:07:31,434 --> 01:07:33,720 Who the hell is June East? 1214 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,637 - June East, June East. 1215 01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:41,031 Hey, she's that silent movie star. 1216 01:07:41,031 --> 01:07:42,585 - Silent movies? 1217 01:07:42,585 --> 01:07:44,079 She must be 100. 1218 01:07:44,079 --> 01:07:45,614 I can't agree to that. 1219 01:07:45,614 --> 01:07:47,697 - Well, why the hell not? 1220 01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,054 - My bullets are special 1221 01:07:50,054 --> 01:07:53,872 and I'm very particular who I shoot them with. 1222 01:07:53,872 --> 01:07:56,910 - Gee, Fenzie, do you really shoot people? 1223 01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:59,259 - Bebe, sit on your brains for a minute. 1224 01:07:59,259 --> 01:08:02,037 This rumble seat, van, pup tent garbage 1225 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:03,989 has got to cease. 1226 01:08:03,989 --> 01:08:07,508 - Your bullets can rust for all I care. 1227 01:08:07,508 --> 01:08:10,244 - Yeah, but what about our pride? 1228 01:08:10,244 --> 01:08:14,020 - Yeah, it would be like doing it with you grandmother. 1229 01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:16,990 - There is no way this can be done. 1230 01:08:16,990 --> 01:08:18,657 The Fenz has spoken. 1231 01:08:19,830 --> 01:08:21,252 Everyone in the tent. 1232 01:08:21,252 --> 01:08:23,139 (yelling) 1233 01:08:23,139 --> 01:08:23,972 (upbeat funky music) 1234 01:08:23,972 --> 01:08:24,805 Watch out, watch out. 1235 01:08:24,805 --> 01:08:25,638 Come on. 1236 01:08:25,638 --> 01:08:26,893 - I don't wanna be last. 1237 01:08:26,893 --> 01:08:30,310 (screaming and laughing) 1238 01:08:44,877 --> 01:08:47,877 - [Fenz] Oh my god, somebody's foot. 1239 01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:52,856 (screaming and laughing) 1240 01:09:46,878 --> 01:09:50,045 (comical piano music) 1241 01:09:56,102 --> 01:09:57,803 (sensual music) 1242 01:09:57,803 --> 01:09:59,553 - So, this is Fenzie. 1243 01:10:03,095 --> 01:10:05,928 Oh, I head such stories about you. 1244 01:10:10,218 --> 01:10:12,865 - Hey, the Fenz has heard a few about you too, 1245 01:10:12,865 --> 01:10:14,406 Juney baby and-- 1246 01:10:14,406 --> 01:10:16,985 - Uh, the boys are all in accord with your desires, 1247 01:10:16,985 --> 01:10:17,818 Miss East. 1248 01:10:20,365 --> 01:10:24,282 - I thought we had this Miss East crap settled. 1249 01:10:27,645 --> 01:10:28,976 - Oh, I'm sorry June. 1250 01:10:28,976 --> 01:10:30,967 It's just that your age. 1251 01:10:30,967 --> 01:10:32,170 - Age? 1252 01:10:32,170 --> 01:10:33,253 What age? 1253 01:10:33,253 --> 01:10:34,961 She's just a baby. 1254 01:10:34,961 --> 01:10:37,433 - Hey, who's muscles here? 1255 01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:38,766 - This is Rocky. 1256 01:10:40,124 --> 01:10:42,374 He's got muscles that talk. 1257 01:10:43,874 --> 01:10:44,707 Oooh. 1258 01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,724 - Hmm, I wouldn't mind having his muscles 1259 01:10:47,724 --> 01:10:49,417 say something to me. 1260 01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:50,346 - Hey. 1261 01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:51,179 Cool it. 1262 01:10:53,219 --> 01:10:54,705 - Which muscle talks best? 1263 01:10:54,705 --> 01:10:58,622 - [June] The one I personally exercise for him. 1264 01:11:01,598 --> 01:11:04,178 - [Bebe] Which one is that? 1265 01:11:04,178 --> 01:11:05,810 - Aw, geez, Bebe. 1266 01:11:05,810 --> 01:11:08,364 Can't you see it's the one on his arm? 1267 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:10,699 - Yeah, the arm between his legs. 1268 01:11:10,699 --> 01:11:12,700 - Ya'll look, but don't touch 1269 01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:14,382 unless I say so. 1270 01:11:14,382 --> 01:11:15,924 See? 1271 01:11:15,924 --> 01:11:18,447 - Oh, he's a little ticklish in spots, 1272 01:11:18,447 --> 01:11:22,197 so you have to be careful where you grab him. 1273 01:11:24,136 --> 01:11:27,734 - I'd like to grab him by his short-hairs. 1274 01:11:27,734 --> 01:11:29,762 - What's the matter with you chicks? 1275 01:11:29,762 --> 01:11:32,015 Ain't you never seen muscles before? 1276 01:11:32,015 --> 01:11:33,389 (laughing) 1277 01:11:33,389 --> 01:11:35,346 - Which one of you gonna be the first volunteers 1278 01:11:35,346 --> 01:11:37,013 for my acting class? 1279 01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:39,932 - [Bebe] I will, I will. 1280 01:11:39,932 --> 01:11:41,345 - [Jan] Cram it, will you, Bebe? 1281 01:11:41,345 --> 01:11:42,928 The boys are first. 1282 01:11:45,787 --> 01:11:47,321 - What do you say, honey? 1283 01:11:47,321 --> 01:11:49,848 Like to learn to lick, 1284 01:11:49,848 --> 01:11:52,181 I mean like to learn to act? 1285 01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,766 - Is that all we're gonna do? 1286 01:11:55,766 --> 01:11:56,599 Act? 1287 01:11:56,599 --> 01:12:00,682 - Hell no, we're going to learn to live the part, 1288 01:12:01,993 --> 01:12:04,826 love the part, play with the part. 1289 01:12:08,265 --> 01:12:10,758 - Hey, this won't take long. 1290 01:12:10,758 --> 01:12:12,015 - Won't take long? 1291 01:12:12,015 --> 01:12:13,953 He's been up these almost an hour. 1292 01:12:13,953 --> 01:12:16,254 - Man, I couldn't tell if those screams were his or hers. 1293 01:12:16,254 --> 01:12:17,579 - Hey, look. 1294 01:12:17,579 --> 01:12:19,037 The door's opening. 1295 01:12:19,037 --> 01:12:21,963 (dramatic orchestral music) 1296 01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:23,234 (upbeat funky music) 1297 01:12:23,234 --> 01:12:24,067 - Hey. 1298 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:49,136 - I think she creamed him. 1299 01:12:49,136 --> 01:12:51,053 - Oh, poor poor Fenzie. 1300 01:12:53,108 --> 01:12:54,775 - Wow, Fenz creamed. 1301 01:12:57,147 --> 01:12:58,938 (mumbling) 1302 01:12:58,938 --> 01:13:01,938 - What the hell is he talking about? 1303 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,289 - Hey, Fenz, your legs won't stop shaking. 1304 01:13:07,289 --> 01:13:09,872 - Man, what has this chick got? 1305 01:13:11,808 --> 01:13:12,808 - Fantastic. 1306 01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:15,641 - He looks dehydrated. 1307 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,022 - I wanna talk to the guys. 1308 01:13:17,022 --> 01:13:19,241 - We can' hear you, Fenzie. 1309 01:13:19,241 --> 01:13:22,466 - I said I wanted talk to the guys alone. 1310 01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:23,633 Chicks, split. 1311 01:13:37,598 --> 01:13:41,265 (dramatic orchestral music) 1312 01:13:47,733 --> 01:13:50,456 (upbeat funky music) 1313 01:13:50,456 --> 01:13:52,123 - Three to one, huh? 1314 01:13:53,003 --> 01:13:57,170 Well, now the odds are getting a little bit more even. 1315 01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:08,792 (screaming and howling) 1316 01:14:13,728 --> 01:14:15,776 - I don't believe it. 1317 01:14:15,776 --> 01:14:17,999 The one weekend my folks are out of town, 1318 01:14:17,999 --> 01:14:19,986 we've got the whole damn house to ourselves. 1319 01:14:19,986 --> 01:14:21,447 - Including the bedroom. 1320 01:14:21,447 --> 01:14:23,197 - Including the bedroom. 1321 01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:27,216 And we've got four limp worn out Johns. 1322 01:14:27,216 --> 01:14:29,847 - Mike told me her tongue was like a Roto-Rooter job. 1323 01:14:29,847 --> 01:14:30,889 - You're lucky. 1324 01:14:30,889 --> 01:14:33,083 All Buzz keeps doing is farting. 1325 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:34,817 - Hell, Fenzie just keeps murmuring, 1326 01:14:34,817 --> 01:14:37,961 "No more beets, no more beets." 1327 01:14:37,961 --> 01:14:38,918 - What are we gonna do? 1328 01:14:38,918 --> 01:14:40,691 Any more of this and I'll be ready to take on one of you. 1329 01:14:40,691 --> 01:14:43,429 - A few more days of this bullshit and you got a partner. 1330 01:14:43,429 --> 01:14:46,378 - Days, hell, I can't wait much longer. 1331 01:14:46,378 --> 01:14:48,578 - Already beginning to feel like a leftover, 1332 01:14:48,578 --> 01:14:51,329 since this June chick came into their act. 1333 01:14:51,329 --> 01:14:54,292 - Come on, let's see if we can rouse these jerks. 1334 01:14:54,292 --> 01:14:56,361 - [Group] Yeah. 1335 01:14:56,361 --> 01:14:57,572 - Hey. 1336 01:14:57,572 --> 01:14:58,905 - Come on, baby. 1337 01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:04,540 - But, Fenzie. 1338 01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:07,784 You got your reputation to think about. 1339 01:15:07,784 --> 01:15:09,034 - Aw, bullshit. 1340 01:15:11,719 --> 01:15:15,473 I got my goodies to think about, man. 1341 01:15:15,473 --> 01:15:18,140 - Buzzy likey kissy kissy kissy? 1342 01:15:20,588 --> 01:15:22,338 - Buzzy likey sleepy. 1343 01:15:23,420 --> 01:15:25,372 Sleepy sleepy. 1344 01:15:25,372 --> 01:15:27,036 - Mike, your mom called. 1345 01:15:27,036 --> 01:15:31,984 She thinks I have you on some new kind of pot or something. 1346 01:15:31,984 --> 01:15:36,151 - Bebe, I want you to will my body to UCLA medical. 1347 01:15:54,705 --> 01:15:56,452 - Come on, Sammy, honey. 1348 01:15:56,452 --> 01:16:00,277 Just one more time for old Monica, huh? 1349 01:16:00,277 --> 01:16:02,110 - Is it my turn again? 1350 01:16:06,171 --> 01:16:09,794 No more swinging from those rafters for me, man. 1351 01:16:09,794 --> 01:16:11,044 It's your turn. 1352 01:16:12,298 --> 01:16:14,791 (moaning) 1353 01:16:14,791 --> 01:16:15,706 - The hell with this. 1354 01:16:15,706 --> 01:16:17,347 Let's cool off. 1355 01:16:17,347 --> 01:16:20,430 (upbeat funky music) 1356 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:27,250 (laughing and screaming) 1357 01:17:22,206 --> 01:17:24,873 (phone ringing) 1358 01:17:29,303 --> 01:17:30,754 - Maybe it's Charles Bronson. 1359 01:17:30,754 --> 01:17:32,287 - If it is, ask him if his tally-wacker 1360 01:17:32,287 --> 01:17:34,273 would like some poon-tang. 1361 01:17:34,273 --> 01:17:35,761 - Hello? 1362 01:17:35,761 --> 01:17:37,630 - Well, hello, hot-shot. 1363 01:17:37,630 --> 01:17:39,047 How are the boys? 1364 01:17:41,512 --> 01:17:42,455 - What boys? 1365 01:17:42,455 --> 01:17:45,134 We buried them this morning. 1366 01:17:45,134 --> 01:17:48,301 - Oh, my little darlings all worn out? 1367 01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:53,141 - Isn't it more like flaked out? 1368 01:17:53,141 --> 01:17:56,025 - Well, I was a little rough, 1369 01:17:56,025 --> 01:17:59,358 but then that's what young boys are for. 1370 01:18:01,994 --> 01:18:04,909 - Well, we all decided that we don't 1371 01:18:04,909 --> 01:18:07,487 want your acting lessons anymore. 1372 01:18:07,487 --> 01:18:11,487 - Well, baby, don't fret your silly little head. 1373 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:14,382 I just called to tell you 1374 01:18:14,382 --> 01:18:16,299 I don't need your boys. 1375 01:18:18,843 --> 01:18:20,240 - You don't? 1376 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:24,407 - Because I have found the greatest lover of all time. 1377 01:18:28,319 --> 01:18:31,736 - [Group] The greatest lover of all time. 1378 01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:37,687 (comical piano music) 1379 01:19:19,664 --> 01:19:21,490 (moaning) 1380 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,163 - [June] Oh, I can't stand any more. 1381 01:19:24,163 --> 01:19:26,572 Oh, you've got to let me rest. 1382 01:19:26,572 --> 01:19:27,405 Oh. 1383 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:30,620 (growling) 1384 01:19:34,330 --> 01:19:36,330 oh my god, what a thing. 1385 01:19:37,986 --> 01:19:39,153 - Whose thing? 1386 01:19:40,157 --> 01:19:42,407 - Why his thing, of course. 1387 01:19:43,636 --> 01:19:45,303 - Buongiorno, class. 1388 01:19:46,188 --> 01:19:47,770 Buongiorno. 1389 01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:48,645 - This. 1390 01:19:48,645 --> 01:19:49,478 - Is. 1391 01:19:49,478 --> 01:19:50,311 - The. 1392 01:19:50,311 --> 01:19:51,757 - End. 1393 01:19:51,757 --> 01:19:52,825 (upbeat funky music) 1394 01:19:52,825 --> 01:19:55,825 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 1395 01:19:58,954 --> 01:20:00,164 ♪ Bell rings ♪ 1396 01:20:00,164 --> 01:20:01,990 ♪ My heart sings ♪ 1397 01:20:01,990 --> 01:20:05,307 ♪ And I'm out in the hall with my best friends ♪ 1398 01:20:05,307 --> 01:20:08,509 ♪ Going for a ride ♪ 1399 01:20:08,509 --> 01:20:11,592 ♪ I feel good inside ♪ 1400 01:20:13,215 --> 01:20:16,215 ♪ In Hollywood High ♪ 1401 01:20:19,338 --> 01:20:22,745 ♪ Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood High ♪ 94988