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(Intro Scoring)

PREVIOUSLY

(knocking)

LINDEN: Cory!

Gloria?

(knocking continues)

Chloe?!

Bet they're gossiping again... One moment, okay? I'm just one gay man...

(unlocking door)

Hi, good morning! (Iska grunts)

- You! What did you do to my daughter? You're the one who got her pregnant, you pig!

- You pervert! You animal... you!!!

BENJO (VO): Commander Iska, Chloe's mother,

also considered as the leader of the farmers of Guimba, Nueva Ecija.

To frighten Emil and I, she introduced herself as the leader of the rebels who killed a lot of gay people.

(scoffs) As if we will believe her.

But, in our fear, we did believe her.

LINDEN: What?!!!

ISKA: You have a beautiful home. You must be rich. You're a proletarian.

Yes, you are one of those who make like for us farmers hard.

LINDEN: What on earth are you talking about? Who are you anyway?

ISKA: (scoffing) Hmmm, I am Commander Iska,

I am the leader of the farmers of Guimba, Nueva Ecija.

(Linden burst out laughing)

You act as if you're someone important when you're some rural leader who's out of your hometown. What's your problem?

ISKA: And who are you?

LINDEN: If you dont know, I just Linden San Jose, the Executive Secretary of the Vicentes,

The one who knows just how rich they are!

ISKA: You got my daughter pregnant, you animal!

CHLOE: Inang (Mother), he really is gay!

LINDEN: Can't you see Im gay?

ISKA: Is that true? Well, I get mad when I see gay people!

I killed a lot of people and most of them were gay!

LINDEN: You killed gay people?

(Iska nods)

LINDEN: Bye!

(Iska laughs)

CHLOE: Inang! Where are your things?

ISKA: Chloe, look at you! I should have brought my AK47 and he would have been dead meat.

OPENING CREDITS

(ambient scoring)

PADS: Wena,

It's been a long time.

(emotional scoring)

I wonder how you're doing there?

You know I miss you.

(emotional scoring continues)

But you know what?

It's really sad to be alone.

I try so hard...

...to be happy; entertain myself.

And,

I'm always praying that...

...(voice breaking) you'll allow me to love again.

I know you will be happy for me.

Right?

I hope,

you will give me a sign.

If I can really love someone else.

It's very hard to be lonely.

(Pads sniffs)

(emotional music swells)

(scoring changes to a lighter beat)

ISKA: Benjo Vicente,

are you related to the Vicentes of Guimba, Nueva Ecija?

BENJO: Yes...

ISKA: Hmmm, don't you know that I worked on your grandfather's farm?

BENJO (stutters): No, I did not.

ISKA: And don't you know, that Chloe stayed there when she was much younger?

CHLOE: Inang, Benjo doesn't know.

(Voice-over): Benjo does not know that I was the little girl that was his playmate before on their farm.

(dreamy music plays in the background)

I can still remember, every time his family went there for their summer vacation,

(scoring)

I was always so excited.

I wish all my schemes don't go to waste.

Inang, she really had to say that she hates gays and that she killed them.

Of course, they are obviously gays.

And I know Inang just said that because she wants Benjo to take responsibility.

Inang is the best! She doesn't even know she's helping me.

CHLOE: Benjo does not know.

ISKA: Ahhhh...

EMIL: Excuse me, Chloe? Benjo or Sir Benjo?

CHLOE: Why would I call him Sir Benjo when I am his girlfriend?

EMIL: Girlfriend?

ISKA: Wait,

who are you anyway?

EMIL: Well, I just so happen to be the real...

(Benjo interrupts)

BENJO: My best friend!

(tense scoring)

(Emil and Benjo whispering)

EMIL (whispering): Bestfriend?

(Benjo making a guttural sound)

EMIL: But...bestfriend? Really?

(tense scoring)

ISKA: Will you look at that? You're the boyfriend and he is the best friend,

but didn't you know...

Earlier I thought you were both gays.

(awkward laughter)

ISKA: And gay people really make me mad.

(tense scoring escalates)

CHLOE: Let me tell you this...

just between us

Inang is not only the leader of the farmers but she is also a rebel leader.

Those who hide in the mountains.

(tense beat)

It's also true that she killed a lot.

(Emil laughs anxiously)

BENJO: Let....let's eat!

CHLOE: Adobo? (Savory Filipino meat dish, sometimes called Adobar)

BENJO: Ah... okay!

(soft musical scoring)

That's enough...

EMIL: Rice?

CHLOE: Nevermind, I'll do it!

(ambient sounds)

CHLOE: I almost forgot, I also cooked some vegetables. Let me just get it from the kitchen.

BENJO: Okay...

(whispering to Emil) C'mon and eat.

EMIL: I'm not hungry.

(ambient sounds)

(Linden laughing)

LINDEN: Sorry, Ah... Hi, Mrs. Chloe Vicente.... as if!

(Chloe joins in laughter)

CHLOE: Of course, I am already the Mrs. Vicente of this household.

(Linden laughs hilariously)

LINDEN: Chloe, let me just remind you that though some people might treat you differently,

you can't change the fact that you are still a household help.

And...

(Linden laughs maniacally)

You can never get in between Benjo and Emil's relationship...

because I will do everything to protect them.

(both laughing)

CHLOE: You can never be sure about that.

Let me just remind you...

if Benjo marries me,

I will be your boss!

And, you would have to call me...

Ma'am!

(Chloe laughs)

CHLOE: That would be so ironic!

(Linden screams in frustration)

LINDEN: My banana!

(ambient music)

BENJO (VO): Because of our fear of Commander Iska's fury,

we decided to have Chloe sleep in the guest room with a connecting door to the Master's bedroom where Emil and I slept.

Commander Iska thought I slept in the same bed as Chloe.

But, I never really expected that the witch will check in on us.

(knocking)

ISKA: Hey!

(knocking) Wake up!

(comical scoring)

BENJO (whispering): Emil, wake up, its Iska!

EMIL: Who is there?

BENJO: Hey Emil, wake up, let's get Chloe.

ISKA: It's 4AM, back in Guimba, everyone is awake (knocking)

BENJO (whispering): Chloe, wake up...

ISKA: I'd have counted the eggs from the chicken pen, fed the pigs and cleaned the yard.

(loud knocking)

(whispering)

CHLOE: What is happening?

BENJO: Quiet, transfer to the other room...

ISKA: And you!!!! Breakfast is ready!

(knocking)

BENJO: Faster....

(slow emotional music)

ISKA: Hey... hey....hey....wake up!

Good morning!

BENJO (breathless): Good morning!

ISKA: Yes, its morning!

BENJO: You're early...

ISKA: Am I too early? Its almost 4!

BENJO: Well, it's Saturday!

ISKA: Oh, is that so?

BENJO: Yes, when it's Saturday we usually sleep in.

ISKA: Well, I've been waking you up because....

Is that Chloe?

BENJO: Shhhhh...

ISKA: She looks like a pregnant sow always sleeping to be ready for her piglets...

(Iska laughs)

BENJO: Let's not wake her up, let's talk outside?

ISKA: Okay go!

BENJO: Okay... ah...

(Benjo breathless)

ISKA: You seem out of breath....

BENJO: Well..... in the morning, I do silent jogging to have some exercise.... you know...

I just do it silently so as not to wake up Chloe...

ISKA: Okay.... well, your breakfast is ready...

Wake her up, let's eat. Enough sleeping.

BENJO: Okay, I'll do that.

ISKA: Okay, goodbye!

(Benjo exhales heavily)

(emotional music plays)

(soft sexy music)

EMIL: Hi Beh!

BENJO: What are you doing?

EMIL: Finally, I get to have you to myself.

BENJO: What are you thinking? Iska is going to walk in on us!

EMIL: Don't worry, they're asleep!

This time, you are mine!

(sexy whispering)

(kissing)

CHLOE: BENJO!!!!